Saturday, June 23, 2001, 01:19 a.m.

I smell like Irish Cream coffee. @_@;; One thing bad about working at a cafe is that at the end of the day, all you want to do is sleep...but you can't because of the caffeine overload from all the free stuff you drank during the day. ^^;

By the gods!! *drools* It's my favourite yaoi couple of all time!! Go here!! You are so lucky Leareth san! Kudos to the creator. ^^ And by the way, did the Kaworu pic links work? ;_; I know the server that I used for the pics is a little slow...

You're welcome, Reinselft san. ^_^ Just glad you like the Hakkai pics...and yes that particular pic of him is very slutty. H_H And oh yes...did I mention I LOVE your new layout? But then you are a genius and I love everything you create. ^__________^ I have your Watari wallpaper on right now. *_* Yum...Slutty Watari...

Esca dear, the next time somebody calls you from a car and you don't know him, for God's sake don't go near him!!! @_@;; That's how people get kidnapped!! They call you and say something lame like "Excuse me but I am lost. Can you help me?" and drag you into the car!! >_<;; Girl, sometimes I don't know how you survived this long!! *hugs tight* It's all because you have that sexy body!! *Meta swats all the hentai men off Esca* Cursed dogs!! Away from my friend!!

Friday, June 22, 2001, 02:29 p.m.

-_-; I am so tired. I am kicking myself because I couldn't get up in time to blog with my posse here. It's getting even more crazy in that place...the Chicken Twins are working at KFC, Muraki and D are getting jiggy with it, and Leon and Ruka are getting chummy over Hisoka's unconscious body. o_O;; But I am so proud of Muraki...he is becoming such a PIMP!! *_* What can happen next?

Kiri darling, I love you too. You are the best. ^__^ *huggles*

I am working on a new blog layout for this...hopefully will be done by the end of this week. ^^;

Wednesday, June 20, 2001, 01:12 p.m.

Holy moly. O.O; I feel like I have been whacked with a bag of bricks. The YnM blog went so fast!! Everyone was posting at a mad rate! Oh I am so worn out. O_O;;

Added a new blog link. Leareth san is ultra sugoi!! *worships* I like her taste in anime men...yum...Kaworu. Her fanfic is to die for!! Go here and read people!!

Wednesday, June 20, 2001, 10:17 a.m.

Wai! This YnM blog thingy is fun. ^_^ It's like an RPG but in blog form. ^^; And the Petshop of Horror characters add an interesting dash to it. It's a good thing I went info hunting at Anipike when I saw Val san's layouts. Count D is very beautiful. *_*

And sorry for the lateness, Kit san! ;_; My computer usage is still slightly restricted and I couldn't blog anymore last night. x.x;; And thank you, glad you like Jeep. ^^v But you do have a point...maybe I SHOULD sell Tatsumi. And the emotional blackmail from Tsuzuki should be quite effective...

Tuesday, June 19, 2001, 11:30 p.m.

Pitas was acting funny yesterday. o_O; It repeated my last entry like 12 times and then made it look screwy. But it's fixed so I guess it's ok. ^^;

And guess what? I HAVE MY COMPUTER BACK! *_*_*_* YATTA!! I won't have computer access again at July 3 but I still have some time. *_*

Now that I think about it, that comment I made about Tatsumi's shadow is pretty kinky. ^^; I wasn't thinking any particular hentai thoughts when I wrote that but after what Kit san and Tsukineko san said, I guess it is pretty hentai. ^^;;

Reinselft san, I know just the pic for a Slutty Hakkai look. ^_^ I shall scan for you as soon as I can. I think it's volume 5...

Speaking of scanning, I finally managed to scan my Human Jeep pics. ^___^ Except for the first pic, they are all really messy. o_O;; I drew them in a hurry. x.x;;

This was the first pic of Human Jeep I was marginally satisfied with. ^^; I didn't finish drawing it though...but I kind of like it better that way. But then I realized he looks way too young and Hakkai would be a pedophile. O_O;;

So thus this picture. I tried to make him look older and a bit closer to the actual Saiyuki style. But I can't copy Minekura sensei's style if my life depended on it so it looks bad. -_-;;

I did this doodle on the bus. ^^; I was bored. It's kind of cute...but I wish I can draw chibi stuff better.

And then it hit me. I realized I have been saying "Human Jeep" when I was actually drawing "Youkai Jeep" with long ears and horns. ^^; So here is HUMAN Jeep...but in my style. ^^; I even drew in earrings similar to Hakkai's so Jeep can keep his Youkai form under wraps.

So there you have it folks. ^_^ What I think Jeep might look like. I have trouble drawing characters without bangs so it was weird. x.x; But the weirdest part is that out of all of them, the doodle I did on the bus is my favourite. @_@;; Life is strange that way. ^^;;

Monday, June 18, 2001, 12:00 p.m.

*Da Pimp's Headquarters - Metamia is in the middle of a meeting with her business associates Oriya (Pimpin' Consultant) and Tatsumi (Accountant and Secret Financial Backer)*

Metamia: All right, people. Soon I will have my computer back and we will be back in business.
Oriya: Oh good. It was boring just watching you go to school like a good little girl.
Metamia: I resent that! >_<;;
Tatsumi: Ahem. Can you we get back on topic?
Metamia: Right. The confirmation from the Koibito archives is delayed and thus my Hisoka shrine is still on hiatus. That koibito banner was gonna be the centerpiece but I guess I can wait. Besides, I can still torture Hisoka in other ways. After all, he is my bitch. ^_^
Oriya: Which reminds me, Muraki wants to buy him for a night. He's feeling slightly bored in the hospital.
Metamia: Sure why not. I think Tsuzuki is done with him.
Tatsumi: What? You mean Tsuzuki came for Hisoka's services? How can he afford your prices? He's supposed to give all of his money to me! That library isn't going to rebuild itself, you know.
Metamia: He didn't have desserts for a month and saved his money.
Tatsumi: But-
Metamia: Oh relax. I knew you'd be all cranky about it so I installed a secret video camera in the room. *takes out a videotape and grins* How much do you think this will sell on eBay?
Oriya: *chuckles* A lot. Especially if those rabid Tsuzuki x Hisoka fangirls get a whiff of it.
Metamia: I agree. And of course we will split the profits in the usual way. I will send you the money to your secret Swiss bank accounts.
Tatsumi: *doing some math with a calculator* Hmm...at this rate, I will reach my goal sooner than I thought.
Oriya: Why are you trying to get so much money anyways?
Tatsumi: Isn't it obvious? I need funds if I want to overthrow Enma Daioh in a hostile takeover.
Metamia: I thought you just wanted to take over the Shinigami Division?
Tatsumi: Merely a drop in the bucket. With the amount of money the department owes me, I already own it. And if I need more, I can always sell Tsuzuki's body to Hakushaku.
Oriya: Muraki will want first dibs.
Metamia: Doesn't he always, that greedy bastard!
Oriya: Any other business on the agenda?
Metamia: *looking through some papers* Yes. Reinselft san has expressed interest in Slutty Hakkai. Unfortunately, Gojyo's on him like a mother hen. Any suggestions?
Tatsumi: I say we pay off Sanzo to distract Gojyo.
Oriya: But he's a monk. Can he be bribed?
Metamia: With Sanzo? Hell ya! How about a year's supply of cigarettes?
Tatsumi: Gotcha. I will process the order tonight.
Oriya: Any other requests?
Metamia: Yes. I was recently contacted by Fuuma to rent Kamui for a week. I have to admit I am slightly reluctant.
Oriya: Slighlty? Seeing as the last time he got Kamui, the poor boy was returned with 3 fractured ribs, puncture wounds on his thighs and arms, not to mention the concussion and various bruises? I have to go against this Meta...we can't have damaged merchandise.
Tatsumi: Yes, but he pays so well. And this time we can have a safety net.
Metamia: What kind of safety net?
Tatsumi: *smiles innocently* That if he damaged Kamui beyond a reasonable limit, he will suffer my wrath after he dies.
Metamia: *thinks* Hmm...I think that could work. I wouldn't wanna get on your bad side, Tatsumi. All right then! All in favour of whoring Kamui to Fuuma?
All: AYE!!!
Metamia: Great! ^_^ With that money, I can get myself a new Outlaw Star DVD!

Ok...that was extremely cracked. o_O;; But it was fun! And if I ever decided to be a Full Time Pimp, I wouldn't want anyone else as my partners in crime. *_* The only danger would be making sure Tatsumi doesn't try to take over my operations. Heh. *looks at her secret photos of Tatsumi caught "playing" with his shadow* Oh I love blackmail.

But in all seriousness, I am in a bind. x.x; It's been ages since I wrote fanfic but I had an idea for a YnM fic for a while. Actually, that fanfic is one of the reasons this "Pimp" joke started. ^^;; It's an alternate universe story where all the Shingami and Shikigami are human. Hisoka is orphaned and abused and is unfortunately picked up by Muraki...who trains him to be a high class hooker. ^^;; It's ultimately a Tsuzuki x Hisoka story but lots of other stuff is in there too..like Touda. *_* But I only have the story summary and a bit of the first chapter. ;_; I'm stuck because I have to write a rape scene and I can't write rape scenes. x.x;; Well actually that is incorrect. I CAN write rape scenes...but I don't like doing it. x_x;; Maybe I can start thinking like Muraki...then I won't be squeamish...but then I will also be a psychotic serial killer. o_O; Not a bad prospect. And boy this blog entry is long...

Saturday, June 16, 2001, 10:03 p.m.

Boy it's hot here. @_@;; I am currently bumming off my cousin's computer...if my plans work out, I should have my computer by this Tuesday...hopefully. ^^;;

Kit san, as soon I have access to my computer, I shall dutifully upload my human Jeep pic. ^_^ But I gotta warn ya...he looks awfully...young. o_O;; My friend Esca's comment pretty much summed it up: "Wow...Hakkai is gonna go from an incestous relationship to a pedophile relationship." @_@;; I am twisted. And Hakkai is not a slut! Although I wouldn't mind seeing him as a slut...but then, I AM a pimp. ^__^v *puts on her fur coat and cheesy-ass gold medallions* Anyone willing to buy Hakkai? You know you want him, heh.

And as for my next layout, I am contemplating doing a Inu Yasha one. ^^; Or maybe a Kamikaze one. Does anyone here read Kamikaze? I would love to have Ishigami adorning my blog...ooh those abs! *_*

Friday, June 15, 2001, 09:52 p.m.

Yuck. I had about an hour sleep last night and I feel terrible. I really don't wanna be in school right now. -_-;; It's bad enough that I was sick yesterday, then I had the biggest writer's block and it took me forever writing two measly essays. The only good news is that my boss is gonna let me have the day off...which is good because throwing up on customers would be bad. o_O;;

I finally managed to get a hold of Kiri yesterday. I was so very happy to talk to her. Hell, I was even happy to hear her kitties meow at the phone. @_@;; Man, I have sunk to a brand new low.

Ok...just about an hour and half and I can leave this cursed place and not have to look at that banshee of a woman. I hope her insides curdle and decompose. -_-;; Even better, I hope Muraki sensei finds her in a dark alley and stabs her to death. *_* Hmm...that imagery is making me feel slightly better...

Thursday, June 14, 2001, 02:19 p.m.

Ahh...I have been fed so I am happy. And for once, it wasn't bowl ramen. @_@;; I also had coffee and stuff...I must crash at Esca's place more often. ^^v Did I mention that I had a really bad day? I am talking major tsunami sized bad day. -_-;; I just have to keep in mind that I only have to see that BITCH for two more days and I am over. Then it's the exams and I never have to see my fucking drama teacher's face again. -_-;; Although I am tempted to slash her tires...or maybe egg her house. Oh yeah!! She carries her stuff in this weird travel luggage with wheels...maybe I can pry the wheels off them...kakakaka! I love being evil. *_*

Thursday, June 14, 2000, 10:12 a.m.

Wai! Reinselft san! You are so very nice! ^_^ Thank you for your help. I really appreciate it. Another shout of thanks go out to Kit san. I am so flattered that you want to link my crappy blog. ^^;; I will return the favour as soon as my computer is back to normal. ;_; Hmm...I really should go to class...the bell just rang! >_<;; But before I go, Kiri chan, I had a really bad day yesterday...but I feel a little better. ^^; I will email you ok? And oh yes...I cut my hair...CHOP CHOP. ^_^ I look like Ayanami Rei now. ^^;;

Wednesday, June 13, 2001, 11:52 a.m.

Yo Kiri chan. x.x; I was reading your blog and got the scare of my life!! My brother's best friend is named Reza and is Iranian...and when you said you wanted to rape some Iranian dude named Reza, I was like --> O.O;;; For a moment there, I thought you meant the Reza I know. @_@;; Dumb ne? And if you have my CD, I want it! ;_; Onna! I shall give you okane! Send it to me onegai!! ;___; And please stop tormenting me, my dear! >_<;; It's bad enough I don't have a computer...and not being able to see new episode of Gravitation and Yami no Matsuei is killing me! @_@;; I need my daily dose of Yuki and Muraki, damnit!!

Tuesday, June 12, 2001, 10:04 a.m.

Wai! Kiri emailed me back! I want to put her blog link but I can't. ;_; I want my computer. >_<; I recently bought a L'Arc en Ciel CD called Real but I can't find it. x.x;; This always happens after my grandma cleans my room. I can't find stuff!! Or maybe I lost it. o_O; That CD was so expensive because it was an import. @_@;; In my worst nightmares, I am imagining my CD in the hands of some random person who doesn't know what it is and can't appreciate it as much as I could. ;_; Hyde sama...

Monday, June 11, 2001, 09:49 p.m.

Oh my god I am so tired...I worked last night and then for some reason I couldn't go to sleep. (Don't think bad thoughts, Peter.)@_@;;; So instead I read manga. -_-;;; Now I am at school...and bored as hell. >_<;; Somebody please kill me now.

I wish I could upload my piccy of Human Jeep...but sorry folks, until I get back my home computer, it's not possible. ;_; Gomen. Ugh...drama class soon...and Reinselft san, I shall burn a stick of incense for you...so your mugger will be found flatten and bloody in a alley way. -_-;; Bastard!!!

Saturday, June 9, 2001, 11:06 p.m.

Wai!! Reinselft san added me to her blog lists!! *_* And wai!! Her new blog layout is fantastic!! *envy envy* Thank you!! *hugs* And I am so horrified that you got mugged. x.x;;; I know you are pissed off that you lost your stuff, but honey, I am just happy you are ok. ;__; I would rather you lose fanart then the fucker stabbing you and leave you bleeding...or something equally terrible. ;___; *hugs* Maybe you can carry around mace? Or a really big sword...a la Sanosuke...

Friday, June 8, 2000, 10:08 a.m.

I finally finished all of Saiyuki! *_* It is SO GOOD!! Kyahh!! I didn't realise Gojyo hit on Sanzo that much! o_O;; Well at least that explains the large amount of Gojyo x Sanzo stuff I found. ^^; But I still like Sanzo x Goku. ;_; Monkey boy!! *huggles Goku* In other manga news, I borrowed something called "Hikaru no Go". For those who don't know what "Go" is, it's a game where you place black and white stones on a wooden grid board and try to take as much territory as possible. ^_^ The story revolves around Hikaru, who found an ancient Go board and a thousand year old ghost comes out of it and teaches him how to play Go, Sounds boring? I assure you , it is not!! *_* It is so funny! I love it! The art style is a like a blend of D.N.Angel and Rurouni Kenshin. ^^; That sounds kinda strange doesn't it? Go and read it people!! And oh yes...did I mention the ghost is s TOTAL BISHOUNEN!? *_* *sighs* I love his long black hair...those narrows eyes...and who can forget the lipstick? *_* There is a site with translations on Anipike...I wish I can remember the URL right now though...

Wednesday, June 6, 2000, 09:38 a.m.

Man it's cold!! >_<;; I am freezing my ass off! Why can't this library regulate the temperature better? Now on to more interesting stuff!! If you have never read the book "Lucy Sullivan is Getting Married" by Marian Keyes...then go read it! It is SO FUNNY! There were British slangs that I had trouble with but I understood most of it. Man...if I had a dollar for everytime they said "fuck" or "shag", I'd be filthy rich. o_O;; But really, reading it was so liberating as a woman and one who suffers bouts of depression. ^^;; So Stella my dear...I think you should read that book...and go get shagged!! ^___^

Tuesday, June 5, 2001, 02:13 p.m.

Although I don't have computer access at home, the library still has the internet. Thank all the Gods!! Too bad the connection is so slow and they only have an ancient version of Netscape!! o_O;;; My poor Blog...it looks weird. *hugs Blog* Anyway, since I can't go online to chat (not that I do that much, I hate ICQ. But AIM is not too bad) so I can't talk to my friends. ;_; So now this blog has become a way of showing them that I am alive. @_@;; *hugs everyone* But then again, they probably know I still exist...I am a cockroach I tell ya...you can't get rid of me!! Muwahahaa!! Ok...I think that is enough for today...*hides*

Tuesday, June 5, 2000, 10:12 a.m.

Hmm...I put up a huge sign on my webpage saying I won't take anymore requests...but somebody sent me a request. >_<;; Should I respond or not? I think maybe not...I can't really update my site without my home computer. It is POSSIBLE to do it on a public computer but it will be a pain in the ass. On a brighter note, my life looks slighlty better right now. Crawling back up from the depths of despair and all that good stuff. @_@;; Hopefully this rising trend will continue. Did I mention I now own all of Trigun on DVD? And I can't see the last two discs because I have no computer!!?? ;___; ARGH!! I want Legato!!

Monday, June 4, 2001, 06:36 p.m.

Oh I forgot to mention...if you are using Netscape to view this blog...it will look slighly odd. o_O;; Gotta fix that later...when I have a computer...at home...

Monday, June 4, 2001, 06:33 p.m.

Ok. The background is fixed and the tables are aligned correctly...so it SHOULD look ok in higher resolution. IT SHOULD. >_<;; Kyahh...somebody tell me if it looks odd. ;_; On another note, I won't have computer access at home...so I won't be able to update my Keepers List. ;_; Sorry folks. I will check my email at school because if I don't, it will get so full of SPAM that the account will be deleted. >_<;; My blogging will be sporadic too I think...which sucks...because I finally fixed it. -_-;; Oro. *hugs* I'll miss you all! ;_____;

Monday, June 4, 2001, 04:08 a.m.

Well I think I fixed most of the HTML bugs...thanks to Reza. You are a godsend my bro. Now the only thing I have to fix is my background pic...because he pointed out that it will look weird on higher resolution since my background pic is only 800 pixels long. Why can't everybody function on one type of resolution? ;_; On a more serious note, my life took a certain downward spiral today...it was not pleasant and my eyes hurt from the crying. Maybe it will be better with sleep...I can only hope.

Sunday, June 3, 2001, 03:36 a.m.

Ok! I started some sketches of Human Jeep! I am not done but as soon as I am, I shall post it! So far, Human Jeep has long elfin ears, two horns, big kawaii eyes, fangs, long white hair, and tiny Dragon Wings. ^_^ I really hated the first few sketches so now my room is littered with paper. x_x;; I wish I was better at drawing bodies...I wanna draw Human Jeep curled up on Hakkai's lap. *_* Kawaii!! Maybe I can bribe my friend Min to draw it for me...she LOVES Hakkai. But seriously, after reading Saiyuki 4, I really like him too. I thought Goku had it bad being trapped in that cave for 500 years but Hakkai had it REALLY bad!! >_<;; Ahh...I am so happy. *_* I felt so lost in the Saiyuki ML because I didn't know too much about the plot (despite the fact that I own all the books so far -_-;;) but now I am lost no more!! Gonna borrow book 5 - 7 very soon...I need my daily fix of Saiyuki...*drools*

Saturday, June 2, 2001, 05:29 p.m.

I just had a brilliant idea! *_* Oh maybe a disturbing idea. o_O; Well I was reading Saiyuki 4 and I kept thinking: "Oh wow! Jeep is so cute! And so devoted to Hakkai! I wonder what he would look like if he transformed into a human...". *_* Kyahh!! I must draw!! I see Human Jeep with long white hair and cute white dragon wings. I can just see those big adoring eyes staring up at Hakkai. *_* Hmm...Hakkai x Human Jeep. ^^; Kinda disturbing...but Hakkai had a love affair with his sister so I guess a fling with his car wouldn't be too bad. ^^;;

Saturday, June 2, 2001, 04:19 p.m.

Ugh...I feel so crappy. @_@;; After spending all night making my blog, I finally went to sleep around 9 am. I think my brother called me around 10 am but I am not sure. I might have dreamt it all. o_O; It was a very surreal experience. *groans* So hungry...feed me Sanzo!! ;_; Heh. Now I sound like that baka monkey. ^^v I should really go and eat...I haven't eaten all day and yesterday night. Ahh! The things I do to feed my obsessions!

Saturday, June 2, 2001, 09:00 a.m.

Wow!! Finally! I have a blog of my own. *_* I had a livejournal before but that was really unsatisfying. Making this wasn't easy but it was worth it! Now if only I could make layouts as nice as Reinselft san! ;_; Well, I gotta keep trying right? Yosh!!