08:06 p.m. - Hi again
Here are my favorite names. They will probably not fit Natalie and Legolas's children, though. ^^
Boy's names: Arden, Riley, James, Geoffrey, Watson, Aloysius, Gavin, Trevor, Thomas
Girl's names: Meg, Jocelyn, January, Nicole, Dakota, Juliana, Bree, Caroline, Tess
I've been admitted to Good Samaritan Hospital for severe anxiety attacks. I'm only in a partial-day program, but I hope to get out and back into school soon. I didn't want to tell everybody at first. At school I seem to have a disturbed-suicidal reputation, so everybody there would think I've tried to kill myself or something. I know that I can trust you guys to not freak out, overanalyze, or gossip. When I have an attack, I get sweaty (gross, yes) and shake a lot. In severe cases, I throw up. In super-severe cases, my body freezes entirely. This weekend I want to do something with everyone. Call - I love you! Why do I sound so happy and corny? I'm scared as hell. Scareder than hell. I need you.
· Lauren obsessed on Wednesday, March 12, 2003.
07:17 p.m. - Howdy
hello mes copines! Oh god, spongebob is so weird, I'm watching it right now. So weird. OKAY ,change in subject. The child: THEY'RE TWINS!!!!!! Boy and a girl. For the boy: I'm really not sure but I have to decide by Friday. well, Laura wants me to name him Florence or some really long name with a bunch of hispanic names, gonzalas?? (anne's). im not sure about the girl..telephone moi for options.
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Wednesday, March 12, 2003.
06:11 p.m. - I"M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes, I get so happy I SWEAR my head is going to explode!!!!!! Aaaah!! Hahahahaahaaa!!!!!!! Intensive Care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
· christine michelle puga is obsessed on Wednesday, March 12, 2003.
04:58 p.m. - Hello.
Anne, where did you get the Satan intro version! Funny funny funny.
Oh, and . . .
YOU GUYS, I FINALLY DID IT! I GOT A POEM INTO TEEN INK LITERARY MAGAZINE!
Ironically it was a poem I hated.
BUT I'M SOOOO HAPPY! THEY SENT ME A FREE ISSUE, A NOTEPAD THAT SAYS "FROM THE DESK OF A PUBLISHED AUTHOR" (WEEEEEEEEEE), AND A WOODEN PEN! I AM TOO HAPPY!
· WREN THE CAPSLOCK ABUSER obsessed on Wednesday, March 12, 2003.
08:46 p.m. - MY NEW NICKNAME
jeremiah say: duuuuuuuuude. ok anyways, nat gave me a new nickname. ha, a little history on nicknames: in 1-3 grade, everybody called me annegirl. (thank god it wasn't anneguy.) then, i was anne glaudelly. then, i was anne chan the muffin man. then, i was sir annetha the brave. now, i am genetics. whoa, big change. ha, i'm listening to still waiting with the satan intro. its very interesting. here goes:
a deadly disease is spreading among todays youth
the carrier of this disease is punk rock music
the highly contagious virus is devil worship
so, when observing our young people engaged in musical entertainment
we need to ask: is this the work of lucifer?
here is the musical quartet known as sum 41
to the untrained ear, these lyrics seem quite harmless:
so am i still waiting for this world to stop hating
now listen to these same lyrics, played backwards:
why hello satan my dear friend, would you like to posess my soul? it really is quite alright by me
like three 6's tatooed across the buttocks, the mark of the punk rock beast runs deep starting in childhood
this young sum 41 fan is building a tiny altar to worship for which to worship the prince of darkness, his overlord.
does this look infected? of course it does
because sum 41, and the devil, made him do it
ha a classic. its funny when your hear it. not that i'm a sadist or anything. just thought it was funny. muahahahah. aieeeeeee!! (thats french for ouch.)
· genetics obsessed on Tuesday, March 11, 2003.
08:11 p.m. - HA! I HAVE RETURNED!
Hey everyone, its good to be back and blogging again. Sorry, the past few weeks have just been completely insane in the membrane. Homework, softball, volleyball--there's just way too much to handle! But anyway, congrats NAT! If is its a boy name him Wowjeezlegolasissoincreadalblygorgeous Greenleaf, and if its a girl name her Wowjeezlegolasissoincreadablygoreous Greenleaf. I think its perfectly suiting. So yeah, but dad is screaming for me to do my homework, but i hope to catch up on all the blogs everyone has wrote and write some more myself. Love you all!!!! =D
· Katie the oh so truent when it comes to blogging obsessed on Tuesday, March 11, 2003.
04:43 p.m. - 33. Crap Gollum's grammar is
46. LOTR: No love triangles involving a brother and sister.
by Jeremy Ron
15. Cause Quiditch rocks!
LOL!!!!!!! Wow that is funny. ('%7[O] In this episode of clone high there were i think 5 sibliminal messages. There qwas one that said SCUDWORTH IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER, another that was like FOR MORE INFORMATION ON RAISINS CONSULT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY, there was also one with a raisin smokind a guy rolled up into a joint. There was one where for a split second it shows Cleo half naked. There was one that said I BURIED PONCE. That was pretty creepy. Also JFK says somthing backwards when he tries to chase the moon and falls into the PTA meeting. I haven't desiphered it yett but it took me a while to find these litle stuff. Sorry I spelled a lot of stuff wrong, I'm typing fast. Name her something country like Sue Anne
· artful dodger was obsessed on Tuesday, March 11, 2003.
04:28 p.m. - perv club
hey chrissy!! join the pervert club avec moi et wren!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha. lordofthepeeps.com rocks!!! its so funny. haha lizzy sent me this thing. its lordoftherings vs. star wars. its quite funny. like, pee in your pantalones funny. hahahahahahahahaha...
· almost albino obsessed on Tuesday, March 11, 2003.
07:32 a.m. - Je suis tres stupide
OMG! I'm so stupid! I got up at 6:00this morning and took a shower, then i went out to the bus stop at 7 and waited for the bus for 30 minutes!! Good god. i think it's cause im preg.
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Tuesday, March 11, 2003.
08:00 p.m. - Artfully fixated on Jess, not normally in a perverted way, i swear! Anyways I am
I'm throwing the baby shower!!!! Partay @ chez-moi! I just got the Teen People magazine!!! Oh my oh my. I cannot look at the Jess poster without blushing uncontrollably! Nat-I'm more of a perv than you, trust me. lol :P hahahahaha!! Not normally but I have HOMeWORk!
bandages bandages on my head from you bandages bandages...." that song? Ooh I'm listening to it right now!
Wren-after our phone call my mom was like you were on your cell phone for a long time! I panicked. Maybe I was just paranoid. I don't think she heard anything though.
If Legolas is immortal and your a mortal then will your kids have 9 lives?
"So put your hands together and pull them apart, then put them back together..."--Joan of Arc
· That entry was CRAP compared to this one! obsessed on Monday, March 10, 2003.
07:10 p.m. - silly albino
HAHA! Yeah, my mama knows. :-) And, sure there's always time. What if we didn't do it this weekend?? There's also last weekend, and other days too ya know? Elf-sitting? you're funny. :-) don't worry, I don't hate you. Well, just thought that I should let everybody know that Lizzy is the god-mother. yep. anyone want to be the god-father??? :-) Hardy har har. Well, that's all from me for now. Ewww...the war is on the news right now. The war scares me. Legolas and I decided that we're going to move to Mirkwood sooner or later with the baby because it's too dangerous in the U.S. Yep. Well, the due date: 3/14/03. pie day. very nice. so, you can all bring me a balloon at my house on Saturday saying it's a boy or it's a girl! Ya know? Or twins! So excited!!!! :-D Well, I've g2g. HA HA! One of you can be my new baby's baby-sitter!! Katie?
· Princess Greenleaf who is extremely excited obsessed on Monday, March 10, 2003.
05:00 p.m. - frankie blue eyes
i have to do a five paragraph essay on ole frankie blue eyes. after reading his biography, he sounded like he was totally hot when he was our age...heheh. natalie- one BIG question: does your mamma know?? i think a girl's mom should know when she's pregnant. and...erm...when did you two...have the TIME... nat, you said you were busy all weekend... unless... you weren' t REALLY babysitting... i think you were elf sitting on... heeheehee. don't hate me.
· almost albino obsessed on Monday, March 10, 2003.
03:08 p.m. - Yipppeee!
HEY Y'ALL! Guess what? I'm pregnant. yep, by legolas. isn't that great?? We're gonna have an elf/human baby. How sweet. Lizzy, anne, laura, and i came up with some names. Boy: Legolas jr., orlando, mario vespucci balboa garcia vilomigliato arnold saint-saens magellan colombus hernandez juan copanhagen schmalosivitch gratamuleski schoffenmaeger greenleaf (laura came up with that one) Girl: tuhlin (or something like that, stands for swallow in Elvish), Florence (that was laura's), Francois (isn't that a guy's name, well, that was laura's too), laura (laura's...). If you have any suggestions put em on the blog. i want to knokw them! :-D So, then lizzy and i are like, what if they're twins? that would be cool. But no, no twins. we're not even sure if it's a girl or boy yet but that's completely okay. ha ha ha. Now we can finally find the products of interspecies breeding! n'est-ce pas?
Okay, well, that's all from me! That's all the good news i have for today! (Legolas and I found out yesterday but I waited until today to tell you... just cause.) HOLY SHIT!!!! I have a whole outline for speech to write. I totally forgot about it! Yeah, my speech on Orlando Bloom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!
Well, Legolas is going to be a daddy and im gonna be a mommy! This is so cool. Well, that's all from the great, famous, somewhat magnificenet and gorgeous, pregnant and very happy about it Princess Greenleaf! lol. this is great. excitedness is building up! :-D
· Princess Greenleaf who is now pregnant (awww...) and completely obsessed on Monday, March 10, 2003.
08:49 p.m. - I hear ya girlfriend.....
OMG! I totally hear ya a.dodger and almost albino. My mom can be SO annoying sometimes. I just get totally pissed off. Especially when she won't let me go somewhere or do something for no good reason at all. I'll be like, "so why can't i go?" and she'll say something like, "Because i just said so." i hate that answer so much. it's, so, stupid. Well, anyways, i have something to tell you wRen and almost albino so telephone-moi sil vous plait. merci beaucoup. how come you haven't written in such a long time wRen? the official starter of this group blog??????? It's mainly ben me, almost albino, and the artful one who dodges fairly odd thing. "We're the odd parents, fairly odd parents!" Sorry, i love that show. IT's great. so funny. "Eat your spinach Timmy! It's good for your colin!" (totally like my mom.) "This program has been sponsored by the ASsociation of Healthy Colins. EAT SPINACH!" (totally totally like my mom.) i found my new quote: "Eat it. It's good for your colin." and "I'm not cold because LEgolas heated me up!" Hey..part-ay. well, that's all from the totally insane yet marvelous wife us the ultra sexy Legolas Greenleaf. Ciao!
· Princess Greenleaf, Legolas' one and only true love and wife thoroughly obsessed on Sunday, March 9, 2003.
08:52 p.m. - great romances of the twentieth century
hey nat- for the human and elves thing, i fugured it out!!! humans and elves have the same parts in the same places. (well, except for those ears, but you don't use those to make babies.) hahahha. anne the genius strikes again. look! up in the sky! its a bird! its a plane! its anne chan the muffin man! ooooooooooo. hahahah. listen to brodie "my day off" it is totally what i do everyday off. hehe. find it at mp3.com. whoohoo.
· almost albino obsessed on Sunday, March 9, 2003.
08:22 p.m. - the blacktop's singing me to sleep
hey- anyone know the band radiohead?? MY DAD WORKED WITH ONE OF THE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ, THANKS FOR TELLING ME SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOOOARRRRR. i don't know whether to be pissed or elated. i'll be both. elissed. or pissated. hahahahahaha.
· almost albino obsessed on Sunday, March 9, 2003.
05:05 p.m. - the decline
sheer geniuses. my tribute picture.
thank you, oh wise comedians, for enlightening the world and showing us what real government leaders are like.
· almost albino obsessed on Sunday, March 9, 2003.
02:43 p.m. - i can tell we're going to be friends
TOLD YOU YOU WOULD LIKE THAT SONG!!!! now you can understand my problem. hardyharhar. bring it to school and force katie to listen to it. you shoud see the music video for it. old people walk into this salon and they come out with really pretty faces, but still old haggy saggy bodies. its twisted but so cool. no i didn't go see two towers, but i watched the first one for my sisters. yes, for them. god it was like they have never seen a computer before. "anne, where is the play button." "anne, how do you quit watching the dvd on a computer" "anne, it says it needs another cd...did it come with one or do i have to wait." arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. i am still in my jammies and *doing* my homework. haha thats funny. yeah i slept through church. i have low tolerance to sleep deprivation. i stayed up to *gasp* eleven thirty. god i can barely live off eight hours. hey if anyone wants to go shopping, call me or maybe i'll call you. we can go up and down the mall singing BANDAGES and yelling J'AI OUBLIE MA TETE CHEZ MOI!!!!!! ooo lets have a contest to how many stores we get shunned from....hehehehehe. sorry. i'm in my evil mood right now. i know the perfect fix!!! must...fight...satan. will...triumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
· almost albino is still in her jammies because she was tired and obsessed on Sunday, March 9, 2003.
05:18 p.m. - maybe ur right...
The artful one who dodges abnormally small hobbits and strangely tall elves..(don't ask)..maybe you're right about the whole ostrich thing. I know for sure that i don't like him. but i do CARE about him, there's a difference right? Cause i mean, sure we're really close friends but that doesn't mean we like each other...at least on my part. hardy har har. jk. no. but anyway, i guess i don't like, for sure not completely care about him cause he's a good friend. ya know? So anyways, i'll be going to canada with him and his family so i'll find out there if what we're saying is true. Caring and liking, difference right? It's weird though, whenever i'll be walking down the hallway with ostrich, matt will like get all pissy, actually i find it pretty funny. he takes it personally or something. like he actually thinks that we're goin out. :-D funniness. actually , one time i wrote ostrich a note, and matt was like all mad. it was great. imi like, "it's just a note...God..." but anyways, it was great! In the hallway yesterday ostrich and i were walking down the hallway reading off the same sheet of paper and then stephanie lo and tina argianas (i think is spelled her name wrong, well, i know that her first name is tina, but anyways...) came by and at that time tina didn't know who i was and i didn't really know her either, but anyways. Stephanie was like, "What the heck? You write tim a note but u don't write me one?" it was great. we weren't even reading a note. :-D just looking at those pics. of curious george, and then tina was like, "aww...are you zwiebey's new gf?" i was like, "umm...no." it was great. :-D But enough about ostrich. I don't even like him anymore...
So, yeah, this morning at Glen Crest me and anne had so much fun. it was great. wish u guys were there. so anne, because ur babysitting did you go see two towers with lizzy? btw almost albino, thank you so much for the CD. It's awesome! The strokes rock! So do the white stripes, monty python, hot hot heat, and the rest. "Bandages! Bandages! Bandages!"
I love that song! We should like, run down the hall singing it! Peeps will be like, wtf? Or we could sing white stripes and elijah wood will rush over and sing with us then we'll go out to lunch with him and become best friends! Or more....:-D. jk. im weird. btw, im glad we dropped the interspecies breeding thing. i know, some of my comments were perverted. ;-)
also, my list of hot guys: 1. Legolas/orli 2. Elijah Wood 3. lead singer of simple plan (well, not really, he's just okay i guess) his name's Pierre. hehe.
well, that's all i have to say. why do i write so much on this blog but barely anthing in "Princess Greenleaf's Great Book of Musings?" That's really really weird. I guess it's because I know that you guys/gals (lol) will respond on the blog but when i write in my notebook the only one to respond is the stick legolas (which isn't a bad thing at all) lol. Well, anyway, for my math project im doing legolas! HA! I said it first Lizzy! I think i win. n'est-ce pas? Copier. :-) jk. lol. it's okay lizzy, i don't mind if you do legolas too. that's perfectly cool with me. :-D I'm just being weird. you know how retarded i am.
at glen crest i put a pochacco sticker on the exit sing in the orange team hallway and on the center of the clock in the same hallway. so a.dodger, tell teffy to look for it. it's great. and anne and i went in the boys bathroom too. it was really funny. there were all these urinals and it was like, regular urinal, regular, regular, regular, really short one! It was great. we laughed so hard. seriously, mrs. mcbreen is balding. SCARY! Mrs. schull seems really short too. we saw mrs. casey, eww..and mrs. hatmaker! (from elementary school). who else did we see? i can't remember. but i saw my other mom (mrs. kim, larua's mom) i was like, "it's my mom!" and anne was like, "That's not your mom!" and then mrs. kim was like, "my daughter!" it was great. she was there cause laura's little bro. is in 7th grade and plays the cello so he was at the solo fest too. well, i wrote tons and im totally running out of ideas. well, that's all. i hope. :-D
· Princess Greenleaf insanely obsessed on Saturday, March 8, 2003.
03:15 p.m. - scratch that
ok don't call me at 7 i'm gonna be babysitting my cousins at thier house. arrrrrgh. ok maybe i'll call some of you so i won;t go insane.
· almost albino obsessed on Saturday, March 8, 2003.
03:12 p.m. - how to ask for chocolate in any country
how to ask for chocolate in any country (i found this to be quite intriguing. lizzy you are gonna love this...
france, belgium, switzerland
excusez-moi, ou est le chocolat le plus proche?
Ex-COOZ-ay mwah, oo ay l'sho-co-LAH l'ploo prosh?
germany, austria, switzerland
entschuldigen sie bitte, wo ist die nachste schokolade?
ent-SCHOOL-dee-gen zee BIT-uh, vo ist dee NEX-tuh sho-co-LAR-duh?
england
i say, beg pardon, old man, but could you direct me to a nearby purveyor of choclate, eh what?
AH-ee SEH-ee, behg PAH-dun, uhld mhan, baht cood ee-OO die-RECT mee too ay NEE-ah-BAH-ee puh-VAY-aw ruv CHUCK-uh-litt, ay hwuht?
and my personal favorite...
ancient rome
ardonpay emay, erewhay isyay ehtay earestnay ocolatechay?
AR-dun-pay EE-may, AYR-way IZ-yay UH-thay EER-ist-nay OCK-lit-chay?
· almost albino obsessed on Saturday, March 8, 2003.
12:26 p.m. - Take it Off
i know exactly what you mean chrissy about your mom. my mom can be like that too. yeah, i want to see that movie too. it looks good. someone call me tonite at 7!!! i have to babysit mes soeurs. my parents are going to a partay. haha me and nat went to glen crest today because my sister was in the solo fest and nat was playing with her. anyways, we got busy with the chalkboard. everyone that walked by it stopped and stared. we also put stickers on the exit signs and the clock. it was funny. we also ran up and down the hallway saying : J'AI OUBLIE MA TETE CHEZ MOI !!! ( i forgot my head at my house.) it was very amusing. we felt like elves in hobbiton. speaking of hobbits, while we were there we looked at all our glen crest band/orch/choir pics. mark micheli in the 6th grade band pic looked like one of the hobbit kids. and jon k. in the basketball picture for 7th grade looked soooo cute. awwwww. we saw mcbreen there. she is balding. its so funny. her hairliine is receding. hehehe. me and nat were literally 3 feet taller than some of the kids there. it was funny. anyways, i am going to make cheesecake for my moms party. the only reason i volunteered is because i get to lick everything i get messy. muahahahahaha. ok. maybe i'll save some and bring them to school. if they last through sunday breakfast. muahahahhaha. ok. must fight satan. will triumph!!!
· almost albino obsessed on Saturday, March 8, 2003.
11:55 p.m. - Not your average blog
I know what you mean anne, that Greetings from Tuscon guy is hott!!!!! I was like wooooooowwww...anyways Nat if you didn't care about Ostrich then you wouldn't mind the stuff. It doen't mean you're in love with him. Maybe you just care about him a little.
I just saw Bringing Down the House. That is sooo HILARIOUS!!! You must view it. The whole theater was laughing! They must've had a pretty uneventful Friday to laugh that hard.
On a depressing note: Tonight is definately not the best night of my life. I hate that I have issues with my mother like every day. We are totally the opposite of eachother and sometimes I think she should grow up and stop bothering me. I'm so fed up with everything. I want to get out of here but I have no place to go. I'm just stuck here, bored, trying to communicate with the outside world. Dreaming of Jess...
· artfully dodged and obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
08:05 p.m. - good night moon
hey freinds. nat i will call you. arrrgh. i hate mes soeurs. is it too much to ask for them to not watch *my* lord of the rings and practically rip *my* movie guide. god i know this sounds selfish, but EVERY DAY gets on my nerves. oy. and my parents are on thier side. but when i want to play rebecca's zoobinis game they are like, no rebecca says no, so no. god this sucks anyways. i have made a list of the hottest guys of (well really this few minutes.) some you may know, some you may not. 1 is levi, 2 is steve bays from hot hot heat, 3 is elijah wood, 4 is that guy on greetings from tuscan, and 5 is derick whibley from sum 41. this is not a very accurate list as it is the only peeps i can think of right now. ok breaking news for today: i sat in gum, and now my pants are stuck to a wool sweater in my laundry and i can't get it off. oy it is disgusting. oy means eye in french. haha. its spelt different tho. must fight satan. will be back.
· almost albino obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
03:27 p.m. - Okay
Alrighty then lizzy, cause you want to keep your orli pic. (and i can completely understand why (he is totally sexy)), can i have yours anne? cause you get teen people don't you? Well, telephone-moi s'il vous plait. IM GETTING DDR TODAY! THEN YOU ALL CAN COME OVER AND PLAY IT!!!! Katie says im spoiled...right. :-D silly katie. im anythin but spoiled. trust-moi. ;-) For Patrice's thingy-poo speechy thing she's doing Pierre from Simple Plan. :-D hardy har har. Well, time for me to go! I have to get dinner ready, i know, at 3:30? but my dad wants me to defrost the sausage...hmm....sausage. what are y'all given up for lent? (even though i don't do lent im just curious, do you do lent chris??? u go 2 my church so i just wanna know....) you guys should all come to my church one sunday. it's SO much fun. (not saying ur churches aren't..just suggesting that you come) my c hurch loves visitors. or maybe you can come on our next retreat.the fall one was GREAT! The winter one was better, that's what i heard. well, that's all. :-D Maybe ill go to st.james or christ the king someday just to try something new. I haven't been to a catholic church in a while. (my mom's christian, my dad's catholic, peeps say, so what? what's the difference? well, here's what i have to say, i've been to churches where they call themselver christians and churches where they call themselves catholics and the way of worship is much different, although we believe in the same thing, Jesus comin to earth ya know? well, i guess it's just the way that we worship him and recognize his greatness (lent, missions trips...). so they're both cool.) I don't prefer one over the other. Cause both are cool, and right. Alright, enough about this religious stuff (how did i get onto this topic again?) OH YEAH! I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU ALL SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT ABOUT ME AND MY CHURCH BUT THEN I HAD TO DO THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT RELIGION!!! HARDY HAR HAR! I'M SO RETARDED! Well, anyways, I GOT ACCEPTED TO GO ON THE HIGH SCHOOL 2 WEEK MISSIONS TRIP IN NEW YORK CITY!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT!! It's gonna be SO FUN! N'est-ce pas????? Oohh...funness! I'm so excited. Cause it's like, strange, last year when i went on the jr. high missions trip you suddenly feel so close to God and so suddenly it's funny. and you just want to stay forever (maybe not forever knowing there' no tv, computer, or ORLANDO BLOOM/LEGOLAS MAGAZINES!!!!) but, Legolas is coming with me this year (since he's my hubbie and all he said he'd miss me too much so he's comin too, he also got accepted! The first elf EVER to go on a missions trip.)
Okay, totally off the topic: interspecies breeding (we're having a very strange discussion about this topic): my brother's just strange. So maybe we did breed...hardy har har. :-D lol. im so incredibly retarded. don't ask. maybe i should join the pervert club. :-D Whatever. let's drop the breeding part for now. end of breeding discussion.
so, anne in lunch suddenly sang "Goodnight moon, goodnight red balloon) and i was like OMG! I KNOW THAT BOOK! While babysitting in NYC i read the book to my cousins every night and we turned it into a song, good stuff. they're so cute.
Okay, another sudden change in topic. Ever since Laura and Emily (Knisely) told ostrich that i used to like him..it's been weird. I find myself trying to avoid him..ya know? And sometimes i almost get jealous seeing him with another girl, like talking, even if i know he doesn't like her. strange....but I DON"T LIKE HIM! That phase is over. Besides i have Legolas. he's good for me. And know what's funny? when laura told him he was like, "How could she have liked me? She's married to an elf!" (or somethin like that). lol. well, okay, for the second time, i really have to go now! Time to defrost the sausage! Anne....decaf!
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
03:40 p.m. - Short as a hobbit entry:
I think this is great but if you really want to change it then go ahead. Can I visit you?
· Chris, the girl with the weird eyes is not crazy but obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
02:16 p.m. - Pooooooooooops
At least humans and elves look relatively alike. A sonnet is a type (read: TYPE . . . yes, type, t-y-p-e, sort, kind, classification, etc.) of poem. Anne will be . . . The Next Emily Dickinson™. I <3 you all! So far we think that the problem is . . . SHERLOCK HOLMES WITHDRAWAL! QUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No new Russell books till who knows when. Although that is the least of my problems. I am going to throw up any minute now, so catch y'all latah. Oh yes, by the way, my new online alias will be "The Fish-Giving Sea" or other amusing variations.
Mmm. My layout whore insticts are calling, so should I slave away over a hot stove for brand-spanking-new aesthetic pleasure?
· The Fish-Giving wRen loved being obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
06:42 a.m. - hey
yah, i havent been able to blog in a while thanks to homework and badmitton tryouts. my arm is so sore, actually my legs are too, everything but my left arm. natalie: id give you the pic. of orli in the teen people magazine but i kinda want to keep it.hehe. that speech on orli sounds really good, even though i never heard it but its on orlando bloom! how can it be bad? but with the interspecies breeding: it wouldnt be bad cause there are half elves in the book (like elrond) and when i looked at one of the family trees (i think in the simarillion) aragorn's family members a long long long time ago were elves. but i guess the elfness wore off in him.
· lizzy obsessed on Friday, March 7, 2003.
08:20 p.m. - Hey hey hey
YO! Yeah, i agree with sir annetha the brave, im worried about you wRen. when will you return??? Oh, thanks Chrissy. I know my guitar skills are "awesome". Kill the pig! Cut it's Throat! Spill it's blood! Great stuff. :-D Well, anyways, i don't think i told you all this in my last entry but if i did, here it is again: for my informatory speech im doin it on ORLANDO BLOOM! Very nice, i cant do it on legolas. so, orli's just as good. ;-) oh yeah. well, that's all from me. Note: i don't know about interspecies breeding, cause elves and humans are kind of different species. but who knows. our kids would have pointy ears and not be immortal, or have no pointy ears but reg. ears and be immortal, and stuff like that. whatever. with strawberry blonde hair? je ne sais pas. we'll find out when we have kids. maybe im pregnant...JK! :-D im weird.
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Thursday, March 6, 2003.
07:44 p.m. - bandages bandages bandages
JEREMIAH SAYS: duuuuuuuuuuuuude. hardyharhar. chrissy!!! hey!!!! question!!!! are you awesome at playing the guitar. i'm gonna learn (eventually) how to play mine. we could start a rock band. the girl version of the "the" catagory. matching retro outfits, clear drumset, and really hot groupies. haha. lizzy!!! about rob!!!! the lead singer of hot hot heat might be his more famous twin!!! by the way, they rock. literally. BANDAGES BANDAGES BANDAGES!! o man you guys. i am gonna burn them and FORCE you to listen to them because they are awesome!!!!!!!!!! ok enuf blabbing. must go search for pictures of really pale, scrawny rocker boys who i would give my heart out to any second. ITS A NEW ERA!!! NERDS ROCK!!! GO NERDS!!! most of the tall scrawny rocker boys are geniuses too. thats why they are sooooo goooood.
· almost albino obsessed on Thursday, March 6, 2003.
05:06 p.m. - ('87[D] Gandhi says- "Skinny dipping in the Pirrahna pool! Owww! Everybody get naked!"
I LOVE to play the guitar! My playing may not be as good as Nat's "Kill the Pig" but I'm learning. It hurts to type.
Antways REn- I loove it i mean looooooove it that I'll see you soon!!!!!! I've missed you. I'll do all that I can to help you get better, okay?
Realizaton: The key to a boring life is organization. Organization can lead to a less stressed lifestyle. You end up having the most/best fun in odd, unplanned situations. Like the red bra thing or the "Kill the Pig". The list could go on and on. Organization is important to be successful though. You have to make it happen. You can't really make fun happen.
· chrissy is obsessed on Thursday, March 6, 2003.
04:17 p.m. - the taste of ink is blue
nat- it's not interspecies breeding, its inter breeding breeding. like dogs. your kids will be the human version of mutts. just think of them as another race (i.e. black, white, italian, latino, elvish...). hehe. lauren- i'm worried about you!! come back to school. the white stripes rock. lala. i got this really cool song by nofx "don't call me white" the lyrics are hilarious. another song by them calle "the decline" asks where do all the stupid people come from? hehe. oy i just burped. not that any of you needed to know that. congrats kat on softball. oy g2g take a pic of my dog (which i will post later.)
· almost albino obsessed on Thursday, March 6, 2003.
03:26 p.m. - wtf?
Know what I've noticed? Not many people have been writing on the blog lately, i mean, i can understand with Katie cause she's on the softball team and everything...but lizzy? wRen? Where art thou???
Anne...you should totally write your own book of poems. and sonnets. whatever. is there a difference? You can title it.. "The many poems (and sonnets, is there a difference?) of sir annetha the brave" dedicated to my obsession, levi ___. whom i met at a retreat at camp timberlee, who's last name i don't even know, who's phone # i don't even know, and the only true thing i know about him is what he looks like and that his first name is Levi. Like the jeans. :-D
Does anyone get the teen people magazine??? Cause if you do tell me...there's a pic. that i want in that magazine...orli.....*hypnotized*, so hot. well, if any of you have that magazine (latest issue) can you give me that pic? thanks a bunch. Au revoir!
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Thursday, March 6, 2003.
09:38 p.m. - ::Sob!::
Anne, I'm being totally serious when I say that was a really good poem. I could almost feel your pain. Or maybe I'm just in a really sappy mood listening to "Yesterday" by the Beatles.
"Suddenly I'm not half the man I used to be there's a shadow hanging over me. Oh yesterday came suddenly. why she had to go, I don't know. She wouldn't say. I said something wrong now I long for yesterday."-Paul
· artfully dodged obsessed on Wednesday, March 5, 2003.
09:19 p.m. - *sniffle*
awww...sir annetha the brave, that was such a touching, um..."poem"? Well, it was really funny in french today while we were talking about our friends, anne and I found out that Ashley H's mom is obsessed with ARagorn. that's pretty funny. lol. :-) but then again, i definitely shouldn't be laughing cause i am, after all, obsessed with an elf. but a very HOT and SEXY elf to be exact. so i have a good reason, although matt calls it "interspecies breeding" I honestly don't give a damn. :-D Who ever said anything about BREEDING anyways? he just has a very perveted mind. OMG! Laura and Emily told ostrich that i used to like him! :-| i wonder what he though about that...hmm....interesting. I'll found out tomorrow when I strike a conversation with him. (i hope they told him that i don't like him anymore...cause, ya know.) :-D It's an orc! It's a llama! It's SUPERMAN ORLI! *and then he swoops down rescues me from my insane family and carries me off* that's great. afterwards he becomes a great actor because he was inspired by rescuing me and we get married and live happily ever after. the end. :-D GREATNESS, but I'm already married to Legolas so someone else can have that story. Lizzy? Katie? Cause you can have orli. he's not taken...ya know? So we can change the story to:
Orli rescues katie and they get married...or
orli rescues lizzy and they get married . whatever. je ne give a damn pas. jk. :-D lol. au revoir mes copines!
· Princess Greenleaf completely and without a doubt obsessed on Wednesday, March 5, 2003.
08:19 p.m. - where do all the stupid people come from??
See Anne by anne
See Anne.
See Levi.
See the yellow bus.
See Anne get on the yellow bus.
See the yellow bus go to Camp Timber-lee.
See the other yellow bus.
See Levi get on the other yellow bus.
See the other yellow bus go to Camp Timber-lee.
See Anne and Levi get off their busses.
See the day.
See the day go by.
See the curious boys.
See the curious boys locking each other out of the cabins.
See Levi laughing at the curious boys.
See Kelly and Lizzy.
See Kelly and Lizzy and Anne go over to Levi laughing at the curious boys.
See Levi talk to them.
See Levi serenade random passers-by.
See Anne jumping with coldness to Jimmy Eat World.
See Levi ask to listen to Jimmy Eat World.
See Anne fall in love with Levi.
See the night go by.
See Levi throwing rocks at Kelly and Anne and Lizzy's window.
See Levi pretending to play the piano.
See Anne laughing with (not at) him.
See the day go by.
See Anne get on the bus.
See the bus leave the camp.
See Levi's phone number and screen name.
Notice how Anne did not get that piece of paper.
Notice Anne hitting her head on the side of the yellow bus.
Notice the police car pulling over the bus for the violent child inside.
Notice how the last two lines never happened.
my ode to the obsession. happy hunting kiddies.
· iceland made anne obsessed on Wednesday, March 5, 2003.
03:40 p.m. - Damn
DAMN IT wRen! You have to add your entry right before mine. Now im upset. :-) JK. ;-) *wink wink*.
· Princess Greenleaf thouroughly (that's spelled wrong) obsessed on Tuesday, March 4, 2003.
03:23 p.m. - Would you like a spottadick? What? A spotted dick?
Ha ha, that is like one of the funniest parts in Shanghai Knights!
"Would you like a spottadick?"
"What? A Spotted Dick? Why would I want a spotted dick?"
"I think he means, 'do you want food?'"
"Oh, right. Sure I'll take some food." (takes some sausage looking stuff off of the table) "Mm...this stuff is really good..."
"Why thank you, it's fresh haggis, straight from Scotland. Pure sheep bladder!"
*barf* (he didn't really barf he just spit it all back up. :-)
so anyway, that was funny. hehehe. What province are you from? "Nevada" (do head bob). hardy har har. today's lizzy's birthday! HEHEHE! Am i the first one to write something on the blog on her birthday! Oo! I feel so special. Btw, a.dodger, your welcome for the flowers. :-D another thing....muffin man and the artful one who dodges things, oh yeah, and the easy to spell "E", after watching aladding in french. we have come to a conclusion that we should have a complete DISNEY sleepover! With all the sequels, prequels, triquels, and everything! Even though there's like a million....what movies? I say Aladdin 1,2,n3, Pocahontas 1 n2, little mermaid 1 n2, all the beauty and the beasts, Cinderella 1n2, and...whatever other ones im missing. not pinocchio, sleeping beauty, or dumbo because i don't like those movies. they scare me. don't ask. s'il vous plait. Well, that's all from natalie. hehehe. muahaha. hardy har har. i like to laugh! :-D jk. no. umm....that's all i guess. That's all folks! From the famous Princess Greenleaf that is your daily news report of the life of Princess Greenleaf and her extremely boring school day. Thanks for tuning in to channel 128679620948968934, the Legolas Lover's channel brought to you by his faithful wife, princess greenleaf.
okay, that was really retarded. PLEASE do not ask where that came from . I have currently had another trauma with rice pudding. It was awful. And yes katie, i did again spill the cinnamon all over the counter. :-( so sad. Ohh..i do have more to say....whenever Mr. Lohrke mentions Miss Samper it sounds weird. He was mentioning something about the musical and miss samper today and me n kitkat just started to crack up! It was great!!!!!!! He was like, what the hell are they cracking up about? Not really, he didn't say that. But we could totally tell by the look on his face. funny stuff i'll tell you what. also, umm.....oh, I totally forgot what i was going to say. OH YEAH! muffin man~come to the solo festival that im accomponying (i spelled that wrong :-O) katie in...maybe we can go out for ice cream or something afterwards, and if not, at least i'll get to talk to you. :-) well, that's all. And lizzy, on saturday, if we see two towers or shanghai nights, well...i can't go anytime after 6 cause i have to baby sit at 8, so if we go to a, like, 3 o'clock movie and it ends at, like, around 5, then i can go. d'accord? Telephone moi tout le monde!
btw wRen, why weren't you in school today? Having a hangover from that serious partying we did last night? jk. Or is is the barium? Cause, believe me i know from experience, you can really get hooked on that stuff and the side effects aren't good. especially w hen you drink it while smokin' the jaguar. me and katie know from experience. :-D lol. well, if ur feelin sick wRen, just telephone moi et je te donne les devoirs d'ecole. d'accord? Bon. Aladdin is funny in french. me and the muffin man noticed that jafar rapes young girls, young boys, and old men. that's wrong. GENIES TOO! AAAGGGHH! What a perverted man. N'est-ce pas? Well, that is FINALLY all i have to say. I know im blabbing about senseless stuff but I havne't written on this blog for a REALLY long time and i have a lot to say. So, au revoir mes copines et copains! (lol, jk.) *do anime dance! :-D, yeah Katie! Wooooohoo!*
· Princess Greenleaf with out a doubt obsessed on Tuesday, March 4, 2003.
03:24 p.m. - Cleooooo000o0o0000oOOOOooo!
After seeing Shanghi Noon I want to see Shanghi Nights. Let's add the Rush Hour Series in with our Disney Movie list, hmm? I love those movies!! Or better yet we should have a kung-fu marathon!!! That way we can rent Kung-Pow and go "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!!". Ooooooh yes!!
· Cousin Wren is too funny!! No that's not me I just meant that i thought it was funny. This is Chrissy speaking, roger. obsessed on Tuesday, March 4, 2003.
06:19 p.m. - plaaaaaay the best soonnnng in the wuuuuurld- tenacious d
bonjour. so how was your shake today lauren?? hehe. ok for those of you who haven't heard me speak of the chan movie (and even for those who had) i have one thing to say to you: NO I DO NOT WANT A SPOTTED DICK!! haha i was even in the bathroom for that part of the movie. JACKIE CHAN KICKS SOME ASS, BUT OWEN WILSON IS TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN HIM. lauren, there are many references to sherlock holmes and sir arthur conan doyle in the new chan flick (shanghai knights.) we must go and take you to see it. and (surprise surprise) me and nat were the loudest people in the theatre. when i got up to go tinkle, people told me to be quiet. ah. shhhhhh...the ultimate mating call.
· anne chan the muffin man obsessed on Monday, March 3, 2003.
08:00 p.m. - *finishes kicking*
Mmm.
"Jesus God," he swore under his breath. "Sherlock Holmes in the lockup. Donaldson!"
· Cousin Wren yelled: Hey, look who's obsessed on Sunday, March 2, 2005 (yes five . . . a few years of kicking).
07:41 p.m. - =_=
Chrissy, something happened to your mom and I didn't know about it. First let me kick myself for a few years because I don't call my friends, even when something happens to their mothers so bad that an ambulance has to be involved . . .
· THE BISCUIT obsessed on Sunday, March 2, 2003.
02:18 p.m. - Bandages
hey people. ok, i am reading all your blogging from the page and i realized some of you put "best" websites on there. so, i got some too. ok i am sometimes (maybe always) talking about great bands i find online. i get them here. check out hot hot heat because they absolutely rock. yeah, and the band that was the inspiration for my sn and email can be found here. oy, got to go write a world history paper. je deteste l'histoire du monde.
· anne got to be obsessed on Sunday, March 2, 2003.
09:01 a.m. - The Sun Still Sleeps
i love that line!! its the best in the whole movie. god i am so tired. i went to wisconsin yesterday, and we were supposed to leave by seven thirty, but ended up leaving at nine thirty. we got home at eleven!! i don't know how i stayed up the whole time. oy. haha, i had an mri yesterday, but i couldn't go through with it. turns out i am really really claustrophbic. thats what they said, but i think it was because the noise was tooooo scary. if i was stuck in a room with my 10 best friends and the noise the machine made i would still have wanted out. it scared the shit outta me. yeah, so when i go back to get another one, i gotta be i.v'd. o boy. so now i can have nightmares while it happens. hehe. I HATE MIGRAINES!! DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE MIGRAINES AT 9 IN THE MORNING??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ok i got to go fix my head.
· i can't remember my name, its too early, but i think it begins with an \"a\" obsessed on Sunday, March 2, 2003.
12:57 a.m. - And All We Are
Felt like crap today. Besides Borders and Noodles and Company, I just sat home and watched "Oliver!" and "Rebel Withought a Cause". Ooh Jimmy! "May I have some more please?" "Moooore!!!" LOLOLOL!!! I also watched "American Graffiti" on Turner Classic Movies. I really didn't like that movie. Anyways, P.Greenleaf- Thank you so much for the flowers!!! You're the sweetest!!!! My mom is doing better but I may have to call the ambulence again if it happens again. But this time around I'd have expirience. Calling 911 isn't all it's cracked up to be, because you're frantic and impatient, a little shakey too. But she turned out ok.
"Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't hide..."
· \"people around here like to call me an artful dodger.\" \"nice to meet ya mister dodger.\"- Oliver! obsessed on Sunday, March 2, 2003.
01:49 p.m. - . . .
From mysmilies.com:
I made these:
· She-wRa obsessed on Friday, February 28, 2003.
09:41 a.m. - potc
HEY! I just got done watching the trailer for POTC, looks good. But there was no orlando in it. :-( but the pictures i got were great. btw, i went to this website and it has 2 addresses that you can write to if you want to reach orlando but the people who put it there aren't too sure if it even works. so yeah. well, if you want to write to orli click here and choose which address you would like to write to. I'm not even sure if they work! :-) But I think I'm going to try anyway. Anyone want to try to write to him also??? Telephone moi or just tell me if you do. Maybe we'll get a response. who knows. btw, if you want to see the trailor got to yahoo.com and sear Pirates of the Caribbean under Yahoo! movies. that's what i did and there was like a bunch of shibb stuff too. BTW, chris, i can't wait to come over! Yippee! funness. well, i'll call you. when i can come oer that is. ciao! :-) au revoir!
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Friday, February 28, 2003.
08:47 a.m. - Yo
Good job chrissy,you remembered. the cardboard will come in handy. btw, i found three swords, a shield, and im looking for the armor....so, i'll notify tout le monde when i find it. i'm not sure when i'll be comin chris but it'll probably be around two. or somethin like that. the thing is, if my dad has to go back in for work then i won't be able to go because i'll have to take care of my older brother and little brother. cause my big bro will be kind of ooky after his operation. know what i mean?
BTW, me and Katie made up our own slogan "Wake-y wake-y eggs n bac-y DECAF COFFEE!!!!!" omg, that is great. got 28 new pix of legolas/orli last night, mainly orli, and i got a few pirates of the caribbean (im telling you , i can't spell it) he looks SO hot. i think i'll post it just cause ya know? or i'll print it out or maybe even email it to all of ya. well, that's all from me because i have no more to say. wow, btw dodger, you were very energetic at 1:30 in the morning. :-) i was sleeping. i got up at 6 today expecting to go to school but then i remembered that we HAD no school so I went back to sleep and woke up around 8-ish. why do i get up so early? how blah. well, that's all. Oh, btw all of you orli/legolas fans, go to the best website ever of orli et legolas for the most awesome pix. this is where i got potc (pirates of the caribbean (i can't spell! i just know im spelling it wrong! or am i?))hehe, well, that's all from moi! Au revoir mes copines!!!! :-D
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Friday, February 28, 2003.
01:29 a.m. - happy hour and a half
Yes! wRennie!!!!Back to normal! Ok: so I got some cardboard and brought the LOTR DVD (i remembered!!)! It's 1:30 am!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
are any of you guys going to the south/west dance thing? I think I am. I will memorize script instead of wasting my time with fanfiction. PG: Come around 2 or if you want earlier.
· ad obsessed on Friday, February 28, 2003.
08:17 p.m. - Oy-ness is Upon Me
hola world. why do i say that? why do i feel the need to greet my cyberstalkers and fellow friends?? who knows??? who cares? not me. obviously not me. nottttttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeeeee. lalalalallama. that would be a great song. lalalalalallama. pick your own tune. *abuses blogging priveleges* ha now i can blog to the second power! semi-watching csi. c'est un sceance strange. ermmm. i love saying the word irk. you irk me. hehe. ok sorry for my blabbing, but i actually have something to say: i totally agree with lauren. who gives what guys think. yeah it would be nice if they loved us to death, but a lot of them are jerks. the nicest guys are the ones that you don't notice first. sigh. its all so beautiful.
· anne chan the muffin man obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
07:46 p.m. - Your master returns! Mwahahahahaha!
Back and archiving like a madwoman. Thanks for your lovely concerns and wellwishes everyone. As most of you know by now (and Dodger will know in . . . a moment), nobody is sure at this point what is wrong with my stomach. I have been prescribed a medicine that is supposed to make me not throw up. Unfortunately, it may also make me gain weight. Fortunately, I don't care how much I weigh. Unfortunately, boys do. Fortuneately, I don't care what boys think. Unfortuneately, I sometimes do. Unfortunately, the side effects will only be slight. Ahem. On Monday I have an upper GI test at a clinic in Chicago that will last from TWO TO FIVE HOURS, meaning I will miss all the stupid classes (science, geometry [isn't stupid but ... ], PE, and French) and stay for the cool ones (orchestra, history, and english). It's good that I have 4 good classes and 3 bad ones. Outweighs the evil. Anyhoo, I like your blog, Anne. I'll call you, Chrissy - get better Quik™. And . . . WOOOOOOOOOOPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!~ That doesn't mean anything. I'm just hyper.
· Notorious w.r.e.n. obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
