06:46 p.m. - yo!
     Hey mes amies! Wassup? I really haven't written in this for a long time. Lizzy, I WANNA SEE TWO TOWERS AGAIN! It'll be our 4th! Yeah baby. Those shaving confessions are hilarious a.dodger!!! So are those questions. Ur right, there was like no jess on gilmore girls on tuesday! disappointing. n'est-ce pas? wRen and Chris-tomorrow if we can have a sleepover we should, and rent AUSTIN POWERS! Or perhaps, Sherlock Holmes movies? JK. no offense wRen, i luv you. glad to hear that ur both feeling better btw. know what's weird. every year i'll get sick for like a month but that'll be the only time that im sick!! it's funny. I'm watching dexter's lab right now..."Dee dee, you stoo-pid sister!"
really annoying thing..matt got all of his friends to call me gonzo (like the blue muppet guy.) how retarded is that? plus annoying...god. oh yeah, tim gave me a pretty good website that has good pix, at least that's what he said so im gonna check it out. i'll give it to those who want it after i see if it's actually good. kay?
  OH MY GOD! DEXTER JUST SHAVED SANTA'S BEARD OFF AND BROKE RUDOLPH'S ANTLERS!!! THAT'S SO EVIL! Now Santa looks like some fat hobo and rudolph looks like a doberman. lol. hardy har har. i say we all go see Pirates of the Carribbean (right, i can hardly spell it!) on OPENING DAY! although it'll probably be packed with girls cause it's starring two very hot people: ORLANDO BLOOM OF COURSE! and Johnny Depp (who's pretty good looking to but not as. I agree with anne, maybe we shouldn't put anymore pix on the blog cause it does take up a lot of room. ya know? ill just email you guys all of the good pix i find and you can do the same kay? btw, Katie, there's a show about llamas on right now on the discovery channel or something. im not sure what channel. but im pretty sure that it's disc. Just thought that I'd let you know. anne and her foreign bands, that's awesome. you still have to burn me the strokes CD Sir Annetha the Brave and you said that you'd give me the Jimmy Eat World CD. :-D Well, it's okay if you don't. Well, I'm talkin on the phone with my big sis' laura. well, that's all i have to say. btw, wRen and a.dodger, my dad's goin out tonight to get some fake swords for us. so, yeah, but we can make our own swords still cause it'll be phone. but that's all for now cause i have nothing more to say because im stupid and lame. jk. :-D
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
05:07 p.m. - Je Ne Give A Damn Pas
     hello again. i have decided that (at least for now) the subject of my blog will make no sense in regards to me entry. that aside, my blog is almost up and running. no entries yet, i am fiddling with the look. click here for chaos pie, my blog. check it out, please, just to give me the satsifaction that ANYONE would even THINK of visiting it. ermm...sorry, i have some issues to deal with.
· sir annetha the brave obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
03:29 p.m. - Je Deteste L'histoire du Monde
     bonjour mes amis!! i am very confused right now. i am home with no one around, and i still am wearing headphones. its a security thing i think. or maybe i just like it because it keeps my ears warm. i'm not really sure. it's a sad feeling when you are not even sure why you are wearing headphones. anyways, despite popular jumpings to a conclusion, just because i have another blog does not, under any circumstances, mean i am stopping blogging on this one. okey day. haha. food for thought: just imagine if people had no bodies. they just had heads with arms and legs attached, like stick people in preschooler drawings. that would be funny. i mean, could you just imagine? oy. chew on that.
· anne obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
10:23 a.m. - Off the InterWeb
     Shaving Secrets (no it's not mine)
I confess that I hate to shave. I think its funny when I go to the pool and brush my legs against others legs, mine are so hairy people twitch.
Talk Back Postings
1.)
Haha! That's funny! I do stuff to freak people out but it's usually something like going to the mall in a fairy costume. I love the looks people give me! As long as you don't mind the looks you're getting then I don't see a problem with it. Personally I love shaving right before bed...the sheets feels so good on my freshly shaven legs. *AllyK*
2.)
Okay, dude, that's just gross.
Hahahaha!! This is great!! On dailyconfession.com they have some really funny entries.
Here's another one:
Oh My God! There's an Axe in my Head!
Lately I’ve been going to a website that has 85 ways to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head." and I’ve become obsessed with the Japanese version. I just love the way it rolls off your tongue as you say it. It’s become my new motto.
I say it everywhere. I even went up to a food restaurant in the mall, and said it do some dude who looked at me very strangely. I can’t help myself. Maybe it'll pass. I hope so. Whatever happens, always remember:
Japaneese: "Ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu."
rotfp!
· addition obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
09:34 a.m. - Can anyone answer these questions?
     From crazythoughts.com:
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
All right I'm done.
· artful d obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
07:53 a.m. - reality smack?
     My mother is right. I never take anything or anyone seriously.
· A.Dodger obsessed on Thursday, February 27, 2003.
06:09 p.m. - So Much Sadness
     hey you guys. i'm sad. very sad. i'm listening to a very sad song. i watched a very sad part of lord of the rings. i'm reading about sad things. this is how i feel:
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
Drop dead
A bullet to my head
Your words are like a gun in hand
You can't change the state of the nation
We just need some motivation
These eyes
Have seen no conviction
Just lies and more contradiction
So tell me what would you say
I'd say it's time too late....
Ignorance
And understanding
We're the first ones to jump in line
Out of step for what we believe in
But who's left to stop the bleeding
How far
Will we take this
It's not hard to see through the fakeness
So tell me what would you say
I'd say it's time too late
This can't last forever
Time won't make things better
I feel so alone
Can't help myself
And no one knows
If this is worthless, tell me so
What have we done
with a war that can't be won
This can't be real
Cause I don't know what to feel
So am I still waiting
For this world to stop hating
Can't find a good reason
For this world to BELIEVE
· anne obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
04:41 p.m. - ('87[O] Say Whaaat?
     L.S.- As soon as you read this call me, ok? I've had a long time to just think about things, thinking is not always good. Sometimes it's very bad, like in this case. I'm concerned with you and your sickness. I'm thinking about how life would be like without you.
Please call me and say you'll be ok and we can just laugh about it!
· Chrissy obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
04:47 p.m. - Two Towers
     Hey! sorry (chrissy and lauren) that you guys are sick. hope you feel better soon! anyways, are you guys doing anything on March 8 or 9? if not, maybe you can go see 2 towers with me? im not sure about the 8th cause i have badmitton tryouts and it says 8-10. it doesnt say whether its am or pm. either way we probobly could go that day anyways. just let me know! bye!
· Eze-y obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
10:58 a.m. - sick day!
     Haha!! It's 10:59 and I'm not in English!! Muahahahaha! Well I coughed up some gross white stuff and It's getting harder to breath but it beats Science!! Aahh I love life, not just because I'm not at school. So, GG wastn't as Jess-oriented as I thought. It mentioned him once. ONCE! Rory and Jess'll never gonna do the deed after Paris' expirience and Sookie's gonna have a baby!...I've never done more screaming last night than ever before in my life, I am so happy. This is the equivalent of finding out there's gonna be a LOTR 4 to you guys. Aah no one cares but that's the purpose of this site right?
Lauren! I just read your blog! That's horrible! Feel better and someday I will give you the weird CD!
· A.D. obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
10:11 a.m. - Ohh, sowry Lauren!
     I really hope yo feel better! That really sux...dont' worry! You didn't miss much____Just the hardest mythology test ever!!! Study the gods names and stuff----not the symbolism! I studied the symbolism and it came back to bite me in the butt!!!!! Uh, i did so bad! I didn't know any god's names....WAHHH! Oh well! Get better lauren! LOVE YA!!!!!! :))
· Kate obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
10:05 a.m. - Heeeeey
     What's up you guys? It's me in keyboarding again! gosh,i'm bored! So i finally did my World History Worksheet, and it turns out its not due til tomorrow! Did my homework and they do this to me! PLUS!!! He added another worksheet! It looks like i just can't win....oh well! Later~~~~>Katie
· Katie obsessed on Wednesday, February 26, 2003.
08:32 p.m. - O Poo.
     oy, lauren. that sucks. i hate throwing up. its pukey. hehe. ok, i hope you feel better. i hope its nothing serious. hmmm...maybe i'll send you a yahoo card. we miss you!! natalatte- a watched some of gilmore girls. please fill me in on the rest. i've reached a milestone today!! i didn't find another swedish band today...hmmm...the idea is appealing. expect this milestone to be crushed in a minute. *searches for swedish bands.*
· anne made somebody obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
06:47 p.m. - yo yo yo
     HEY! GILMORE GIRLS is on in 10 minutes! Gotta watch it....
Hope you get better wRen! :-)
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
06:15 p.m. - Poop soup.
     Hi!
I've been throwing up everything I eat. Isn't that absolutely wonderful? Delightful, I'd say. And guess what else? The doctors at the Glen Ellyn clinic don't know why! So, after school tomorrow I have to go to a hospital in Chicago for some diagnostic testing! Again, fabbity fab fab fab. More later.
· Utterly Happy and In Perfect Health Wren! obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
03:52 p.m. - GeneticallyEngineeredSuperhumanHigh(GESH)
     Happy B-Day Cassie!!!!! All right LOTR obsessors! Some drama! Anyway, I'm reading this book it's called HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE. A classic mind controlling book..ha. They said the best tip ever here it is:
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain-and most fools do. But it takes character and self-control to be understanding and forgiving. Carlyle once said "A great man shows his greatness by the way he treats the little men."
Another one is:
Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, "I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you." That is why dogs make such a hit. They are so glad to see us that they almost jump out of their skins! So, naturally, we are glad to see them.
paz.
*:-7 <---Marie Curie
(%7[D] <---G-Force or (87[D] or (87[P]
which one? I can't choose!
If Mahatma Gandhi stands for anything-it's revenge!
PS: Watch Gilmore Girls TONIGHT at 7pm on channel 9!! I just hope they didn't have sex yet. Nah they wouldn't.
· aD obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
03:39 p.m. - hey
     Hey! i think that decaf stuff is funny to-change the 2 to 3. and is rice pudding good? i dont think i ever had it...not quite sure...oh well. if chocolate pudding and vanilla pudding are good, i bet rice pudding is good too. just not sure if i ever had it. i might have seen it.oh well.
      and a note to all you people...i really dont want balloons on my b.day so please dont bring them. i know i probobly said this manty times before but i really dont want to carry balloons around all day. its bad enought having to carry books around. i guess little ones are ok, if you really want to bring them but no big ones please. oh, and say happy birthday for me to your dog natalie! see you people tomarrow!
· Eze-e obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
03:30 p.m. - umm..no
     OKAY, I think some people took that too personally. Honestly, i think you peeps took it the wrong way. 1. I never said that you couldn't like him just because he's my obsession. 2. I never said that you can't obsess over him.
      So, yeah, I really think that some peeps took it totally the wrong way. I wasn't mad or anything either. I don't get mad at anyone for getting pix of him or anything or having folders of him like i do. so, just to let everybody know...I never said that no one could like him but me. Cause that seems to be what everyone's thinking even though I never wrote or said that. So sorry if you totally took it the wrong way, but that wasn't my intention. So, too change the subject so something happy.....
I STILL CAN'T OPEN MY RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D Also, today's Cassie's 4th birthday!!!!!! HOORAY!! Also, typo in the last entry i made: not 168, 163. sorry. Well, that's all. ciao! (hope this somewhat eased the "tension", maybe i should drink DECAF from now on. LOL) DECAF KATIE!!!!! LOL! Why are we the only 2 peeps who think that's funny. btw, Rachael took the card home today, so look for her tomorrow so we can have brigitte and others sign the card for the trainers. cool? :-) LOVE YOU ALL!
· Princess Greenleaf obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
10:13 a.m. - Jeez..
     People are starting to get a little bitter on this page! Natalie's freaking out because other people actually like Orlando Bloom (way too protective--plus, maybe people liked him before you, and its not the end of the world if people like him too. it's not my fault you got him as an obsession and i didn't. sorry, but i can't just stop liking him because he's your obsession. Sory Nat, i'm not trying to be mean! :( ), and Anne is freaking out because I accidently wrote one letter blogs....please calm down. Let's get back to the innocent "I can't open my pudding!" and nice fun stuff. This isn't a boss page...sorry if i came off bitter myself!! Love you all!
· Katie obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
10:06 a.m. - Yeah, I know
     I know, I know, I bet you're all thinking (thinking, says Anne, what's that?? JK LOL Love ya Anne! ;D ) "What? How is she blogging!? It's during school!" Well, its keyboarding and i finished the drills so I'm bored. So I decided to go blogging! Weeeeeeeeeee! And anne, you don't love me.... Oh yeah, remember to reserve your calenders! July 9th! Pirates of the Caribean!
· Katie -Woo Hoo! obsessed on Tuesday, February 25, 2003.
07:24 p.m. -
     the webpage was http://www.elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/ttt/officialtrailer/pages/teaser019.htm .
· Eze-y obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
oops, deleted the time accidenta - Okay,
     Umm..lizzy, the link you put didn't work. CAn you just give me the normal address. it went right back to pitas.com. Weird, well, so yeah. g2g. ciao mes amies and other fans of my husband! I am so stupid. :-P
· Princess Greenleaf, Legolas' one and only true love. YOU KNOW! obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
06:45 p.m. - Okay, okay..
     Alrighty, I'm flattered that you all are drooling over my ultimately drop dead gorgeous, sexy as hell husband, but remember, he's my obsession. I'm nost saying that you can't get pictures of him or anything cause that's cool, just, yeah, I hope you get the point. Thanks. BTW, I re-counted my collection today after getting a couple new pictrues and it is now up to 168 pix, sweetness. Well, g2g. I didn't print all of them out yet. Too bad.
· Princess Greenleaf, Legolas' one and only true love obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
05:34 p.m. - RULES!!!
     ok, all the people using this page. if the picture is bigger than a dollar coin, it is NOT ALLOWED to be posted!!!!!! arghhh... anyways, it takes up too much room. feel free to type in where you found it though. THIS RULE APPLIES even to you, legolas. hehe. ok, erm.... i don't like all this power, eeeeeeeeeee. ok. erm. i hope no one minds that i changed the rules. the unwritten set. erm. *anne' s confidence and powerfulness fades* right. ok. eh.
· anne changed the rules because she is obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
10:22 a.m. -
     ok
· obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
10:18 a.m. -
     Yo!
· obsessed on Monday, February 24, 2003.
09:26 p.m. - Oy.
     hey people of the cyber world. ok katie, not gonna do softball. honestly, too lazy and don't want to spend the time in practice, etc. oy. i just love saying that. its also in the music video for the streets "don't mug yourself." i don't normally like rap, but these (british) guys aren't "pimpin", are averaged size, can speak so one can understand, and they don't have half nekked people in thier videos. the british are so intriguiging. now americans, that is a different story. honestly, most of us are just very confused about everything. some in a bad way, some in a good way. ok enough of me raving about the british. hey, i saw this thing in the mail for film camp over the summer. anyone want to go with me?? oy. hehe, dragnet's on. you know, the newer version of the show that was the base for mathnet. hehe, my mom told me she watched mathnet when she was in school. explains thier interesting taste in clothes. hehe, lizzy sent me this name thing about levi.
LEVI m Biblical, Jewish, English
Pronounced: LEE-vie
Means "attached" in Hebrew. In the Old Testament Levi was the third son of Jacob and Leah, and the ancestor of one of the twelve tribes of the Israelites (the tribe that eventually became the priests of the Israelites). In the New Testament this is another name for the apostle Matthew.
isn't that great? hehe. okay, got to go. wait, one more thing: NERDS ROCK. sorry. feeling nerdy today.
· Anne Feeling Like a Nerd but obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
08:34 p.m. - : (
     dumb picture didnt show. oh well. look here.
· lizzy obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
08:28 p.m. - hey
     this is addicting. and that poster is great! i need to see 2 towers again. my mom or dad probobly dont want me to see it again. oh well. my b-day is soon. maybe they'll let me see it since its my b-day. hmmm...lets put another legolas picture on just cuz he's so hot.

sigh
· lizzy obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
08:27 p.m. - Ok, then that didn't work
     let's try a link, so u can see this lovely poster... Woah, a Super Sexy Special!
· Katie obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
08:24 p.m. - Oh yeah!
     And here's the poster i am absolutely killing to buy!

I hope this works, cuz its so purtty....
· Katie the rocking rocker cooly cooler obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
07:58 p.m. - Hey, heeeyy baby
     I'd have to agree with natalie on the whole addicted to blogging thing........it way so much fun! I absolutely love it! But yeah, this has been a pretty boring weekend...I miss basketball! speaking of which! ANNETHA!!! please do softball...i'm so lonely! I finally decided that I WILL do softball so you have to do it with me! come on! do u want to just dance to jimmyeatworld in front of your window all the time...........please! and also speaking of which: natalie--are u doing badmitton? yeah, but this is really fun! Well, off to watch LOTR extended version! yay!!!!!!!!!! :^D
· KatKit obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
06:26 p.m. - web page
     for more wonderful pictures of hot legolas, go hereLegolas Greenleaf. if this doesnt work right, go to elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf.
· eze obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
06:18 p.m. - will this work?
     lets see if this pic. will show up...

hope this works!
· ezy-e obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.
06:06 p.m. - Sea biscuits!
     I don't know what a sea biscuit is. I don't know if they exist. But if I ever see a purple cow, I'd rather BE than SEE one. Purple cows are *french-rapper voice* supere-cool.
So, I archived the page that contains our first two days' worth of entries. Click on the "archived pages" link down on the right, and alllllll shall be revealed! Muahahahahahaha!
News of the Millisecond: My dad's making hash browns for dinner. My dad has never made hash browns before. So we'll see what happens. If any of you receive a phone call from me in which all I can do is choke out, "Get - help - hash - brown - poisoning," for God's sakes call an ambulance and send it to my house. I am the only one who can remotely cook in this household, and as readers of the conversation book will know, I suck at cooking. That should give you an idea of how well my parents cook.
Woohoo.
· Proud-smile wRen obsessed on Sunday, February 23, 2003.