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**SITH!!! Haler naman, ang dilim kaya nung vid... Ikaw lang ang nakita sa ating 3... hehe!

**RHANDZ...Buti ok ka na 2day. Sorry sobrang delayed na ng ice cream... Next time ha! Ipaalala mo sa amin... Salamat!

Haha.. Funny med scenes and jokes... wala lang.. My hang-over pa rin ako sa ASMPH tour...

ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS' HOSPITAL CHARTS

> 01. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

> 02. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

> 03. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

> 04. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

> 05. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

> 06. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

> 07. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

> 08. The patient refused autopsy.

> 09. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

> 10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

> 11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

> 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

> 13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

> 14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

> 15. She is numb from her toes down.

> 16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

> 17. The skin was moist and dry.

> 18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

> 19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

> 20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

> 21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

> 22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

> 23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

> 24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

> 25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

> 26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

> 27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

> 28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

> 29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

> 30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

> 31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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Friday, January 4, 2008

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