NINJA RAP version 2 = //not aaron carter or james// HEY BIZNATCH.

Sunday, September 21, 2003

Hm, no power outage here. =/ Anyways, I thought Tech got off on Thursday. =/ Boring 4-day weekend. =/

The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Democrats, George Bush
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bill Gates, Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists, Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The New York Yankees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Sunday, September 21, 2003

So who else thinks the NFL overtime system is full of shit?

Alex rapped @ [07:47 p.m.]

Saturday, September 20, 2003

Do you want to know what's even better than drunk people? Not having power for two days. That is awesome. I love being amish and not having any TV or internet access. And on top of that, getting sick off of milk that has been in a powerless fridge. Never listen to parents when they say it's ok to drink. Good stuff.

(do i sense sarcasm? Oh, i think I do...)

Erin rapped @ [06:11 p.m.]

Friday, September 19, 2003

If you like laughing at drunk people you should have come to WVU. I can look out my window and see multiple drunk people. At 11 AM. On a Tuesday. During exam week.

Alex rapped @ [10:51 p.m.]

Friday, September 19, 2003

you know what's awesome? Watching Tech cream TX A&M during a "hurricane"... good stuff. i love laughing at drunk people....

Mags rapped @ [01:43 p.m.]

Sunday, September 14, 2003

You know what I hate?

Being bored out of my mind.

Erin rapped @ [09:35 p.m.]

Friday, September 12, 2003

So I just finished watching IT (the Stephen King Book->Movie), and I must say I was disappointed. The first half (when they were kids) was actually quite good; it had the makings of a solid phsyche horror movie, and I was truly interested to see how they would wrap up the whole "He is just in your mind thing."

So then it turns out he is just a big spider. W-T-F. "This fucking crazy clown is terrorizing your mind this is a good movie...J/K he is just a spider lol the end."

Oh, and if there is one thing I hate more than Trees, its Robert E. Lee.

Alex rapped @ [11:10 a.m.]

Wednesday, September 10, 2003

Oh fuxididdles.
I just realized I am the only one who isn't 18 yet.
fuxididdles.
ALL THE MORE REASON FOR YOU GUYS TO REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS!

Erin rapped @ [03:18 p.m.]

Thursday, September 4, 2003

And, the result of me accepting your invitation after you had all left. A few funny lines, if you ask someone who thinks they are funny.

PakChooie333: Ozone: If you could call a 16 handicap playing!! "LOL" [sic]

Alex rapped @ [04:58 p.m.]

Tuesday, September 2, 2003

Yea, that was almost as funny as that time we made fun of Denis for being asian...

? rapped @ [04:46 p.m.]

Monday, September 1, 2003

Yeah, that was almost as funny as the time when Eric checked the college football statistics/standings for last year and found out Alex wasnt lying!~~

Sunday, August 31, 2003

Hey, remember that time when the Art Institute of Washington set the record for the all time amount of touchdowns ever scored in a single game? Oh wait, they dont have a football team...
(thank god)

Erin rapped @ [08:58 p.m.]

Sunday, August 31, 2003

Hey remember that one time when the WVU running back set the all time record for career yards in big east history and WVU had the second ranked nationally rushing offense? And then WVU had a better record, beating ranked teams Virginia Tech (keke) and Pittsburgh, while Virginia lost all their games against ranked opponents during the regular season? LOL!

Alex rapped @ [02:50 p.m.]

Sunday, August 31, 2003

Hey, remember that time when UVA won their game and WVU got their asses kicked on the same day?

ERIC rapped @ [12:30 p.m.]

Saturday, August 30, 2003

btw wvu leads black diamond series by 10 games thxplzbi.

Alex rapped @ [04:26 p.m.]

Friday, August 29, 2003

whatever... last year's win was such a fluke.... just look at tech's record.... we'll kick you ASS!! Just the way we kick UVA's ASS. VT ownz joo ASSES!! Biznatch...

Thursday, August 28, 2003

So, how's the college grub? Hopefully, I'll gain an extra 500 pounds by the end of this year.

Denis rapped @ [10:46 p.m.]

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

WVU is gonna sooooo kick VTechs ass when they play them.

Alex rapped @ [05:22 p.m.]

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

college...and loving it! GOOO HOKIES!!!!!!!! love you/miss you guys!

mags rapped @ [09:07 a.m.]

Erin, if I don't talk to you before I leave for Atlanta this weekend --- then I WILL call you next Wednesday or something. When I get back. Tuck and I are gonna try to get you to LARP. We discussed it and decided it would be better than loitering. ("... So... what should we do?") And we said you could be a happy chipmunk. And Ste(b)ven can be the guy who always dies first.

I'm glad to know that all you bitches got to college safely and shit. I hope you're having fun. :D

I've been rubbing it in Frank's face too. But Erin and I get up at 1pm everyday. *CACKLE*

And Ed is coming to visit from October 23rd to November 2nd (or something like that) --- so if any of you have some kind of free time to come visit for Halloween (since it's on a Friday) maybe you shizzles can swing by and meet Ed and see me and Urn. Since she's gonna be there too. But you have to dress like a pirate or die. ARG. And yes, an eyepatch constitutes as a costume. But not for Erin and Ed, they actually have to dress up; and if they don't I lock them in the closet and feed them candy through the slit at the bottom by the floor.

Saturday, August 23, 2003

yeah so i'm here at UVA. not too exciting so far... pretty boring first hour

ERIC rapped @ [05:05 p.m.]

1 of my roomates is cool, one of them has been here a total of 10 minutes (weve been moved in 2 days) and 1 hasnt been here at all. Hooray.

Alex rapped @ [09:44 p.m.]

Thursday, August 14, 2003

wow, alex!! you look great!! have fun moving in tomorro...you sexy thing!! ^^

Mags rapped @ [07:24 p.m.]

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Quickly, everyone download "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" by Leonard Nimoy.

Oh, the drugs he must have been using...

Erin rapped @ [02:55 p.m.]

Monday, August 11, 2003

Can anyone pick me up? My mom and all the kiddies are going to Cameron Run tomorrow so I will be "Without car", as the saying goes.

Alex rapped @ [10:13 p.m.]

Monday, August 11, 2003

tomorro: Bowl america on Edsall. @ 12pm.

Mags rapped @ [09:16 p.m.]

Sunday, August 10, 2003

We should go bowling.

Alex rapped @ [08:10 p.m.]

Sunday, August 10, 2003

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

Mags rapped @ [07:13 p.m.]

Saturday, August 9, 2003

yeah good one, that's almost as funny as the Giants sweeping the Redskins last year

ERIC rapped @ [12:32 a.m.]

Take that, Eric. Oh, and Ed too, if you are a Giants/Bill Parcells fan.

Alex rapped @ [09:15 p.m.]

Saturday, August 2, 2003

Ed left today. I got online but none of you were ever on. Except Alex, and you were always gone dear. XD

I have some fun pictures and a movie where ed is walking and saying "am I taking a picture or making a movie." ---- "...... you're making a movie." --- "Oh whoops!"

We'll be gone this weekend, to Otakon. Something you all should jump in my trunk and come to Baltimore for.

Everyone should watch the show "Kung Faux" --- Cause I said so. *CACKLE*

Heather~ rapped @ [01:35 a.m.]

Sunday, July 27, 2003

hoi hoi hoi ye merry jiggaz! What is up off the hizzey? How do you spell hizzyey..hizzy..hizzi... anyhow. As usual, I am never around when Ed visits, because Ed, I hate you. Just kidding. But seriously. I despise you Ed. Not. Have I confused you yet? Sorry if I am rambling, as I have not been able to access the internet for three weeks and I have kind of forgotten how to use it. So I am just typing for the sake of typing.

Anyhow, I am at camp for another two-three weeks because I need money in order to hire heather every night when I get back... she gets kind of expensive. Oh, and I might hire the rest of you sometime as well, because Heather gets kind of boring... mwahaha (not). Uhm... yea. So..hmm. I have run out of things to say. OMG HEATHER WHEN I GET BACK I WILL B R GET MY LISCENSE TOO! THEN WE CAN GO HOOKER-HUNTING TOGETHAR HOI HOI HOI HOI! but that's about all there is to it. Have fun with Ed, unless he's already gone (i feel so alone and out of the loop) You must post and tell me about all the stuff you guys have done.

BYE BYE GUYZ

Erin rapped @ [03:48 p.m.]

Friday, July 25, 2003

Shouldnt we be having a party or something tonight?

Alex rapped @ [07:34 p.m.]

Thursday, July 24, 2003

You really shouldn't mix medication Alex. O_o

Ed rapped @ [02:45 a.m.]

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

I just woke up from a dream that I flew across the atlantic ocean on a parachute and and met up with you guys - including ed - in London. Parachuting across the ocean was illegal so I had to avoid "Ye Olde London Navy" (that was on the cop cars) and this guy named "Bushido" who was trying to kill me because I accidentally bombed his house at some point in the past. Then somehow we ended up back at Heathers house out in the woodsy area, and I did a headstand so my nose started bleeding.

Monday, July 21, 2003

We should get on AIM and make plans and stuff.

rapped @ [05:31 p.m.]

Ed is going to get here at about 10pm, THIS Friday night and he is leaving sometime in the afternoon NEXT Friday.

Friday, July 18, 2003

God damn you're a cheap hooker, Alex. o_o

Ed rapped @ [04:38 p.m.]

Friday, July 18, 2003

Hey Heather, you can pick me up.... you know, since i live right down the street and all....and you can freak me for....FREE..... *wink*

Friday, July 18, 2003

PakChooie333: *makes a pipe bomb out of a toothpick and throws it at DBZ suckas*

Thursday, July 17, 2003

Dude, I had a dream about school last night and all of you were in it.

I got my license and a car (not a new one, silly hoes.) --- so yeah. I can pick up lots of hookers now. In fact, I'll be picking one up next Friday. *looks at Ed* HOOKER.

WILLIAM SHATNER?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!! The world... makes me want to cry.

Heather rapped @ [01:59 p.m.]

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

I just saw a commercial for Iron Chef USA hosted by William Shatner

ERIC rapped @ [12:55 p.m.]

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Why don't you say what it is really based on? Its not "merit", its the number of AP/IB tests administered divided by the size of the graduating class of seniors. So if every senior took 3 AP classes and every junior took 1, the index score would be 4.0. The highest in the country is 6.###.

Alex rapped @ [03:59 p.m.]

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Hey, check this out. The following high schools are ranked by merit.

23 w.t. woodson / fairfax
31 langley / mclean
58 robinson / fairfax
92 fairfax / fairfax
108 west potomac / fairfax
116 lake braddock / burke
128 falls church / fairfax
143 oakton / vienna
145 west springfield / springfield
149 hayfield / fairfax
152 mclean / mclean
184 marshall / fairfax
230 stuart / fairfax
305 mount vernon / fairfax
425 edison / fairfax
566 lee / springfield
675 forest park / woodbridge
684 woodbridge / woodbridge
715 hylton / woodbridge

Denis rapped @ [12:54 p.m.]

Wednesday, July 9, 2003

is he wearing a giant hot dog bun or a giant twinkie? either way, i want one. that and a great knife. but especially a great knife.

ERIC rapped @ [03:43 p.m.]

Tuesday, July 8, 2003

Hehe, funny Mr. Betz.

Denis rapped @ [10:30 p.m.]

Doing anything this Thursday? We could go see a band.... since it's Willie's band, "misamerica"... Here's the scoop:

1. We have a show this THURSDAY, JULY 10 in the Fort Reno concert series. This is an annual showcase of usually the best in DC indie music, so we are pretty privileged to be playing here. The show starts about 7, you can get there by metro or by car (good luck with DC traffic). If you leave by metro, you want to get off at the Tenleytown/ American University station, and by the way, the show is free so all you pay for is your metro fare. Metro takes a while so you'll have to leave around 6 to get there in time. If you've never heard of this concert series, its home to some great acts such as q and not u and fugazi and such. ANY SUPPORT WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATTED

Any questions about upcoming shows, go to www.fortreno.com or www.geocities.com/docseil/misamerica.html or email me back: Ochtenfock@aol.com.

PLUS, feel free to tell everyone you know cause, being around big time bands this thursday may prove intimidating, and we could use the support. --william

Well, the above is a cut and pasted email... -__- We should go.... Hi Ed, and welcome to Virginia:is for lovers

Sunday, July 6, 2003

I once saw a guinea pig with a hash brown on it's head...true story.

Ed rapped @ [10:23 p.m.]

Friday, July 4, 2003

Hey, I think I still have my grey/drug dealer colored suit.

You know what the best part of silent hill was? When they were in the bowling alley. I think we should make a movie about that part. You know...the bowling alley...

Alex rapped @ [03:12 p.m.]

Friday, July 4, 2003

Yeah, I'll finally be able to see the rest of you in person. We can go bowling...or not... ^^;

As for the fan film...all we need is a shakey camera and lots of cursing. If this movie turns out good, for the love of god lets not try and make a sequal that's all serious with a big budget and everything.

Ed rapped @ [03:56 a.m.]

Ed is coming to Lorton (THE MOST EXCITING PLACE EVER) --- ok yeah, to visit me, not Lorton(who TF would want to visit Lorton?)...

We're gonna make a Silent Hill fanfilm! *CACKLE* Just cause we have a camera. And four Silent Hill costumes (Maria, James, Harry & PH) --- we're gonna go up on the hill and shit and act stupid. XD Erin, you're a perfect PH, we need you.

Harry: (walks in) "Have you seen my daughter?"
Everyone: "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!"

And the PYRAMID HEAD PROJECT. HAHAHHA That would end up like our Halloween video at the party, remember Erin & Alex? HAHAHHA. Except Sylvester is replaced by PH.

GUESS WHAT? I FINISHED MY LAST DRIVING CLASS TONIGHT. XD Now I can go get me mah liziicisoiocinenense.

HEBA rapped @ [03:43 a.m.]

Thursday, July 3, 2003

yea... i guess i should RTFM

ERIC rapped @ [09:03 p.m.]

Thursday, July 3, 2003

ooooooo look at me, my name's Bill Gates and I'm a faggot

so... anyone know how to get around this whole Microsoft anti-piracy product activation bullshit? I'm not very hax0rish so I don't know these things

ERIC rapped @ [02:03 p.m.]

Wednesday, July 2, 2003

OH WOW GUYZ I B R FINALLY ABLE TO GET ONLINEZ! I have been at camp, making some money for about 2 weeks now, abd uhm..yea, that's about it. I work with a bunch of British people, so I think i might be talking funny... Uhm, hmm. I cant think of anything to say. It's raining right now, so all of the campers are watching a movie called REMEMBER THE TITANS, IN WHICH THE SCHOOL WE JUST GRADUATED FROM GETS BEATEN IN THE FIRST GAME... So I was bragging about that (yea, that's my school that just got beaten! GO HAWKS! )Anyways, as I am at a loss of what to write, I am going to stop now I think.

I bought the new Harry Potter book... it's pretty good so far.

Okay, well, you guys have fun doing whatever it is you are all doing, and I will see you in a few weeks! Bye!

Staff member Erin rapped @ [01:31 p.m.]

Tuesday, July 1, 2003

Hopefully it has a good story, because the graphics dont look very good.

Saturday, June 28, 2003

If anybody or whatever needs me, contact me at YOU IMed ME WHY. Xx DatAznGuy xX has been disabled temporarily. Thanks.

Denis rapped @ [10:08 p.m.]

Saturday, June 28, 2003

Okay. So how is everyone's vacation so far? Bye.

Denis rapped @ [04:06 p.m.]

DAMN IT ERIN!! i had such high hopes... *gives erin an smothering look* are you sure?

*Bored out of my mind* and it's just the beginning of summer... we should get together, and watch a movie excluding THE HULK....

summer assignments before college...LOL, one of the many "luxuries" of being a wahoo, and not a hokie...

As for the Hulk...if you LOVED the first...the second is already in the works. Blah...I think seeing Dumb & Dumberer was bad enough, so I won't be seeing the Hulk anytime soon.

Ed Who Never Really Posts Here rapped @ [10:13 p.m.]

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Omg you actually wasted money to see that movie? I could have told you that it sucked. Anyhow, this is probably the one time that I will be online this month, because I am working at a music camp............

I am official Vocal (Choir) Librarian, Teacher of theory (level 1 of course) and... i have to teach art for 3 weeks. blah. Oh well, I am getting money for it. Anyhow, uhm yea. I dont know when I will talk to y`all (all the people at the camp are southern or british, so i must be both, since i am mixed in everything else..)

and by the way, I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
Just wanted you guys to know that.

Erin rapped @ [02:21 p.m.]

Sunday, June 22, 2003

The Hulk sucked. The end was like "Hi dad" "Wanna fight?" "Ok" "K I'll bite this electric cord" "bbl I'm going to mexico".

Thursday, June 19, 2003

i love how i haven't even started college yet and i get summer homework. what the fuck

ERIC rapped @ [11:17 p.m.]

Thursday, June 19, 2003

Oh my my my my my my. Mad coolzness up in this joint. That picture of me makes me look like Russell after a few too many bottles of Bacardi. =P Oh wait, that means I should have vomit on my legs. Peace.

Denis rapped @ [10:39 p.m.]

Thursday, June 19, 2003

OMG ULL CUM!! sorry, just couldn't help myself....sorry alex...hehehe. wow, i haven't been on here for quite a while... i like the new pics... they are odd... o the good ol' days....so what's everyone doing this summer? yes that was a question.... which requires an answer... "HEY GUYS! LET'S PLAY THE BURPING GAME!!!" (<---swears she's not high) honest..... and no i was not drunk at prom. maybe a little scatterbrained...but not drunk!!! ^____~

Margie~! rapped @ [11:50 a.m.]

Monday, June 16, 2003

Too lazy to actually link this so you'll have to copy and paste. XD PROM AND SCHOOL PICTURES YAY.

Sunday, June 15, 2003

LOVE THE NEW SPIFF SHIT YOU BASTARDS. I worked a whole... 20 minutes on it! XDDDDD

I adore the new side pictures; they're fucking odd. And the top too. ERIN B R SAYING WTF. O_O

Don't mind me. I'm in an odd mood right now. I'm making a page for prom and school pictures. Then they will be added to THE ADVENTURES WITH DHM AND SHIT. I need some DHM right about now. O_O

Heba rapped @ [11:45 p.m.]