Okay, time for a healthy diversion from generic blogging, and ranting and whatever else people do on their blogs.
First, I'll talk about the genesis of this idea...which will also be an example of this idea...and then I'll explain the implementation of it.
I drank a Sobe Adrenaline Rush at about 1 this morning. Basically, I achieved so very little today, that I had the insane idea of extending it. So I drank this thing, which tastes pretty good (grapefruit/pineapple juice) and I watched TV for two hours.
I happened to catch this show called "Nerve.com: Downloading Sex". I happen to be a Nerve.com subscriber, so I decided to watch this, because an interesting website like Nerve.com should make for good TV. Oddly, it's a very interesting show. There was some stuff about pictorials, and a woman giving surveys in downtown Manhattan about Anal Sex, and an artist making a solar-powered sex machine and a museum in Norway dedicated to phalluses. What was really interesting were these short little interludes (about three to five minutes long) about women masturbating.
Now suddenly, everyone is reading. (I really should get a sitemeter!)
Anyway, this show features this segment where these women masturbate on camera. They're only shown from the neck up, so you only get to see their faces (and Matt turns the channel back to the Hot Network...=) ), but it was really intriguing to see the different faces women make.
The thing is, it really turned me on. I don't think it was because the women were exceptionally good looking, or the fact that they were masturbating, but more the fact that it reminded me of Sabrina masturbating (Let the search engines begin!)
So basically, I pasted my g/f's head on this poor girl's body, and whacked off to the T.V.
However, oddly, I got a mid-masturbation brainstorm...
I want to form a webring...where people talk about sex honestly and openly, whether they have partners or not, whether they're having lots of sex or not...about fantasies, other partners, interesting parts from their sexual history, whatever.
Then I want to take the best 16 or so stories, and see if I can get them published. Real people, talking about real life and real adulthood, and real sex.
I think people should take sex, and really make it generic and totally take many of the intrigues out of it. I think it would stop young children from being in such a rush to try it, it would stop a lot of backwards thinking about sex and love, and it would get rid of some really annoying commentators about it all.
So, if you're in...send email to jdstz3@studentmail.umsl.edu
and let me know. I'll work on the graphic tomoro (It's 4 am for christ sakes.)
-Neko-
P.S. This will definitely give you a lot more interesting Google Searches to discuss on your blog!
Written by J.D. Scott @ 02:37 a.m. on Tuesday, January 22, 2002
Twenty Minutes In My Head:
This is going to be a reoccuring feature. Since my life is in essence, far too boring to actually write about, I'm going to develop content by using a series of rants, tidbits, stupid thoughts, errata - i.e., the same shit everyone else puts in their blogs. The rule is, 20 minutes per rant, no more, no less - and two rants per evening.
So, let the sports commentary begin!
I watched possibly some of the most horrifying sports highlights I've ever seen this evening. Oddly, it wasn't classic highlights, or new highlights of Shaquille O'Neal attempting to remove Brad Miller's jaw (Rant tomoro!), it was a friend of mine just being embarrassed.
Shane Battier was crushed like I've rarely seen any one single man crushed. Kobe Bryant dropped 56 points on Battier. He single covered him the entire game. Shane looked like a deer in the headlights as Kobe showed him every move he owned, and a few more he bought for the occasion. With O'Neal out, Kobe showed why he feels he should be able to run the Laker Machine.
The reason this is so horrifying is because this is probably the first time in Shane Battier's life that this has ever happened to him. He dominated the high school level in Northern Michigan, which has a solid prep community. He was all-everything at Detroit Country Day. He then went to Duke for four years, and was all-ACC for four years. He was all-american for three. He was the Defensive Player of the Year three years in a row. He won the National Championship once, and lost in the finals once. He was the best player in college, on the best team in the country almost all the time.
I was present (as assistant director) for an interview of Shane Battier, right before he left the university. He possessed the cool bravado of a man that knew exactly who he was. Shane is intelligent, poised, and a good basketball player.
Yet, tonight - he was simply watching himself get embarrassed. They showed every Kobe Bryant point on SportsCenter. It takes a lot of points to get to 56, and Shane defended him on every shot.
However, let's qualify this disaster. Shane Battier is 6'9" and weighs well over 240 pounds. He played the four (small forward) in college, which is his natural position. He's not an overwhelming rebounder, but he can get in the paint.
(10 minutes left.)
However, Duke in 2000 ran what Coach Mike K(I'm not even going to try to spell it...) called the "Single Wing" offense. Basically, it involves putting four guards on the perimeter. One of them is the "swing guard", who plays a hybrid of guard and forward. Battier was the swing guard in most these situations (in case you were wondering, the other three were Chris Duhon, Jason Williams (not the one that plays for Memphis), and Mike Dunleavy (who's the swing guard now.))
So when Memphis drafted him number six overall, they assumed he was capable of playing the 2 guard (shooting guard) position. They took a 245 lb, 6'9" forward, and asked him to guard 6'3", 210-220 lb slashing forwards. This is insanity. It makes so very little sense, even I'm lost.
So they put him out on Kobe Bryant...
However, let's explore the other details...
(five minutes left...)
Jason Williams is easily the worst point guard in the NBA. He can't defend anyone. His passes look nice, but they only sometimes hit the target. He shoots about 35-40% from the floor most nights. The main reason they play him is because Memphis doesn't have anyone else, and they traded a VERY GOOD guard in Mike Bibby for him. Plus, they feel that J.Will may become a solid passer.
I wouldn't count on it.
Since J.Will doesn't defend at all, Battier was also left on an island to attempt to guard hot shooting Point Guard Derek Fisher, while also attempting to guard Bryant.
A lot of those highlights include the flying body of Battier...that's him peeling off Fisher, or fading from his zone spot to cover Bryant.
He never got one double team. With O'Neal out on suspension, this should have been an obvious no-brainer. Double Kobe, and let Fisher, or Lue, or Fox try to beat you.
Eh, Memphis really does suck.
However, bad teams shouldn't happen to good players.
Shane Battier is a good player.
And the Duke Community empathizes with ya, Shane.
If you ever get bored if getting trashed by Kobe, there's a warm Assistant Coach's seat just waiting for ya.
-Neko-
(One down, and one to go.)
Written by J.D. Scott @ 12:31 a.m. on Tuesday, January 15, 2002
Hey, you can call off the search party, Peachie.
I happen to be very alive, however I wanted to leave the blog in suspension until I found an hour or two to at least patch the font problems (I really considered a new layout).
I'll start blogging tomorrow for real.
Talk to you guys then.
Written by J.D. Scott @ 03:14 a.m. on Saturday, January 12, 2002
Normally, I don't list these, but what the hell.
Take the Affliction Test Today!
Written by J.D. Scott @ 12:10 p.m. on Wednesday, December 12, 2001
Sabby is like...
.....sparklie water on my head.
I'll let you figure that one out. Or not.
(Note: I know I skipped two. Tis because I forgot to count the test post. It's not going to be repaired, so just deal.)
Written by J.D. Scott @ 05:11 a.m. on Thursday, November 29 , 2001
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Literati Final Score: SabbyDarling 224 - Nekotuxie 123.
In case you don't realize it, to lose by 101 in Literati (a.k.a Scrabble) is a lot.
Alas, poor Neko caught a beatdown.
Vengence shall be mine!
Also, on what side of the international date line is Andrew on? The blogger always shows the day as yesterday, and I have to fix it.
=)
Written by J.D. Scott @ 03:13 a.m. on Wednesday, November 28, 2001
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Awesome - I have a spiffy new pita! I can make a gyro now, or something. Anywho, welcome to stage alpha - where I'm going to toy with thangs for the next few weeks...
I'll probably fux0r the layout and everything else.
So, relax, kick back - and enjoy the new diary smell...
Written by J.D. Scott @ 11:50 a.m. on Tuesday, November 27, 2001
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Testing, testing, testing
Written by J.D. Scott @ 04:25 a.m. on Monday, November 26, 2001
