MONKEY'S TO THE EXTREME Tuesday, April 29, 2003 07:46 p.m. I decided that i'm gonna battle ALL my FRIENDS AGAINST their WILL... C is a Lemon-Eating Space Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat C, enter your name: Andrea is a Tofu-Eating Rhesus Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Andrea, enter your name: Katelynn is a Mushroom-Eating Mini Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 1.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Katelynn, enter your name: Christiana is a Haggis-Eating Paladin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.1 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Christiana, enter your name: Mel is a Fruit-Eating Cave Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.5 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Mel, enter your name: Melanie is a Chip-Eating Psycho Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 4.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Melanie, enter your name: Shawn is a Man-Eating Killer Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.5 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Shawn, enter your name: Jennifer is a Cake-Eating Robot Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jennifer, enter your name: Jill is a Brain-Eating Jungle Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jill, enter your name: Allison is a Pasta-Eating Surrender Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 0.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Allison, enter your name: Kim is a Cigarette-Eating Capuchin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 4.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Kim, enter your name: Coty is a Toffee-Eating Samurai Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Coty, enter your name: Sam is a Mushroom-Eating Macaque Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 4.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Sam, enter your name: Keshia is a Dirt-Eating Cowboy Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.1 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Keshia, enter your name: Dionne is a Gravel-Eating Cave Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.6 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Dionne, enter your name: Ashley is a Cigarette-Eating Swamp Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.8 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Ashley, enter your name: Curtis is a Jelly-Eating Pirate Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Curtis, enter your name: Katie is a Mushroom-Eating Proboscis Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Katie, enter your name: Laura is a Crumpet-Eating Sniper Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Laura, enter your name: Jakob is a Tofu-Eating Howler Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jakob, enter your name: James is a Pasta-Eating Space Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat James, enter your name: Yeah..that's all i could think of for now...sao there....i may yet do some more later

Realized Something....other than this month being spam month.... Tuesday, April 29, 2003 07:39 p.m. Musyk: Goldfinger/Mest - The Innocent Yeah...if you go back to the last archives....it turns out that my deepest secret is that i eat people...so me being a purple people-eating cave monkey...isn't a huge surpirse....damn paladin monkey still beats me....anwywho...SPAM TO THE END

I'm such a loser..... Tuesday, April 29, 2003 07:32 p.m. MUSYK: Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous I BATTLED MY PASTEA-EATING STEALTH MONKEY.....with Daniel, the Purple People-Eating Cave Monkey....why do i get the impression that the cave monkey idea would go over well with Mel? Daniel is a Purple People-Eating Cave Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Daniel, enter your name:

Right..so...life.... Tuesday, April 29, 2003 07:20 p.m. Musyk: Good Charlotte - Day That I Died So yeah....lately stuff, had fight thinger i guess you could say with Mel....i hate it all..i'm not gonna into details bout that...Mel will kick my ass if i say what i think ^_^. But yeah...we are no longer friends with benefits...i can't do it... Battle of the Bands....too soon...i'm honestly kinda worried....i don't even really know what songs we're doing, i don't know what time, with Shylo-Dawn gone she's gonna hafta learn a whole bunch of stuff if-and-when she gets back. But yeah...as here i sit....and think so more....i'm just gald that i have Tyler's "Down By The Bay" on CD...so i can get the bass with the CD then, then play with them...cause THEY all know what the fuck they're doin. But not i. So i'll just figure it out, and hopefully it all does well. YEEP....winners plays at Edgefest....dude....sorry...yeah.....gotta practise some more...and SOMEBODY DIED...OH MY GOD....THE GUNFIRE...AHHHHH,AHHHH,AHHHH....damn TV. Ya know....so i'll just ake my leave...before I get shot.... So yeah.....lata all

Quizzes...been a while... Tuesday, April 29, 2003 07:17 p.m. Musyk: Good Charlotte - Little Things Fixedsys - You are the person people go to when they are having trouble with their computer. Geeky but reliable. What Font Are You? (Standard Fonts) brought to you by Quizilla You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully, it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into you playing the dominant role MEORW! What kind of kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla Dan is a Pasta-Eating Stealth Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Dan, enter your name: are you a karon? this quiz by orsa Which Kidneythieves song are you? brought to you by Quizilla

*hits head on desk* Sunday, April 27, 2003 09:02 p.m. that's all i have to say....just uh...fuck....

.....Tiiiiiiiiiiiired....... Thursday, April 24, 2003 10:34 p.m. Musyk: Mest - Cadillac Jammed with Tyler today...sadly it was only the two of us, as Shylo-Dawn is in Germany for 2 weeks, Dan was doing exams, but all in all, it was still a good session. Had to make up more bass lines...hope i don't forget them. Kinda gonna NEED them for BOTB...er, Battle of the Bands for those illiterate bastards in this world. Not like i'd be able to tell it frot say, 'Bitch Other Than Botch' (???). So yeah.....NOOOOO...they're SLIPPING AWAY FROM ME...the bass lines...shit....and those took WORK...oh well...make em up again...who wants to hear about string notes eh? I actualyl did some homework, dad still working on the floor upstairs, looking better everyday. Christiana and Mel are creepily similar....yes they are...so are Dan and I...but we are friends...and that's Dan Muir who can't make it to Halo Day tomorrow. Mc.Farlanes are over now...not for much longer...having wine..checking out the floor and the TV....yeah....nice new TV....*Drools*... Toshiba widescreen..... *Is Sick* And it is sucking...but hell, i guess i better go now.....AAAAAaaaaaaannnnnnnndddddddd....Mel and i are friends with benefits, yes we are. Lata

Wheep....and a half? Saturday, April 19, 2003 11:07 a.m. Musyk: Nothing *sits in towel*....yeah....yesterday, interesting day....fiiirst....got outta bed...like any human being, did the morning routine, involved some btiching from mother unit, which will happen again if i don't hurry up a little, and later went to Kim's where Jill and Kim were after lunch. That was interesting, half boring, didn't do much, but i really realyl hate little kids...they piss me off, damn lippy assholes...so i mooned 'em ^_^. Yeah, real intelligent of me, but whatever. Then later, got home, plyaed Warcraft III, got bitched at by dad, had supper. Left, went to Anne's, played halo...god i love that tank. And the sniper rifle, and the rocket launcher, and the needler ^_^....if there was ever a reason to get an X-Box, that'd be it. But yeah, then watch the ring...oh..right...Mel, Dan, and Anne (of course) were all there...only had three controllers so Mel couldn't/didn't (want to) really play. But yeah...watched movie...Mel IS a cuddle-slut...as we should have clarified...bu she and i did end up getting..um..closer. Yeah....But what i figure..we did the whole break up thing right..and..we said we weren't gonna keep doing the whole shit and stuff...(no details..i'm too tired)...so i asked, "We need to know what we are." Kinda got an answer for that...not really....understandable...but it was still a fun night...Anne jumps at not so scary scenes...and that's fun....yes, it is...then laughing at her right Anne? =P But yeah...i better go...Mom's gonna be down soon. Lata. P.S. It really WAS fun.

Bored...to hell and back Wednesday, April 16, 2003 06:54 p.m. Music: Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Because I am not bound by your conformist ways is what seperates me from the teeming mass of shitheads you belong to. That interested me...i thought it up today....i liked it...i wrote it down....i had nothing better to do...i am chattin...with a whole ONE person....count em....ONE.....today was ok, better than yesterday, less pain in my ear. Got Sliver Deck back from Shawn, yeay....i was worried...turns out all the cards are still there. Amazing. I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...or to piano...i haven't practised all fucking week. Why you ask? because i THOUGHT i was gonna be 'out of comission' this week...whatever. Drugs working well for me. At least in my boredom i haven't sunk so low as to play solitaire eh Mel? ^_^ Yeah....this is my life...so goddam fun...haven't talked to Jill in a little while...i need to start getting my bike fixed up and ready to go. That's gonna end up being my main mode of transportation this summer. *Sigh*...i'm gonna go learn some new card tricks now...at least amuse myself for another few hours while listening to MEST and Good Charlotte. Lata all

::..Poem Song Thinger..:: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 07:52 p.m. Freely Flowing Running Red Not Quite Dead See the line Currently Swelling I'm not telling Why it is Burning Pain Never be the same Still it flows Running Red Half-way dead Why is this Fucking String Annoying thing Bloody world Running Red Almost Dead World is spinning Blood is thinning Angels Singing Watch it all float away Dislexic world So much pain None to gain Watching as i fall Running Red Nomore, but dead

Ouch...... Tuesday, April 15, 2003 07:17 p.m. Music: Pearl Jam - All Or None Here i sit...in pain of course...wouldn't be any other way after a day at school after a day in the O.R. getting a myringotomy instead of a mastoidectomy so the took a mucus ball out of my ear and put a tube in my tympanic membrane...just DON'T ask...all you need to know is pain...yeah, not done english, organizeing, cards, need sliver deck back from shawn, need to add cards, tomorrow short day, thank god, i just had some bad tasting beans, relived some memories, teared up, that's the life....god....5 months ago i woulda said giveme a smoke, but now, i need to hit something really really hard. And Keshia and Lori and Ashley want me to go out with Dionne, but apparently both of us are being stubborn. I just don't particularily want to get into another relationship. I'm also on a roll right now, more than 2 weeks single, about 2 and a half, actually. But yeah, gonna go know...on the phone...lata all.

Yeah....3 days pretty much Thursday, April 10, 2003 10:32 p.m. Music: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life Sitting here....thinking...bout a whole wack load of stuff. And then there's the fact that i'm abnormally tired, been pissed at Shawn recently. Him and his fucking tangent about fucking THREE...read it peoples THREE dollars...and he's all up on that. I don't really give a shit that Mel owes me 15$ but i told not to worry about it so that works. Cause i remember Shawn sayin the same thing. BUt of course like all fulaty biological machines, things go wrong, and he forgets. But w/e. He has his fucking three dollars. Not like they'd do a whole fucking much for his new fucking blades. Anyway, going to Reader's with Anne tomorrow hopefully, she needs to get Dan's B-Day Present...SHIT...i should get him one no? Yeah. I've been so bored, that i even re-did my MSN profile. Whoop-de-shit. Gonna be re-doin journal next though...i actually finished my social tonight...but parents are gonna kill me when they see my report card....which would consist of mostly low 80's and an 89 in science 10...which will be my saving grace. But holy shit this semester i'm gettin my ass kicked...and bio isn't fucking helping me any...77% on the last test. Fuck....god, and parents are being FUCKING IDIOTS about the shitting school work i'm gonna be missing next week cause of my ear. FUCK you...hear that FUCK YOU....and the chances of them letting me Jam with Tyler next week are looking dimmer and dimmer shittily enough. And we fucking NEEED to jam...with battle of the bands on May 8th, i can't fuck around. BUt then there's also piano...ah fuck it. And i finally sent in my application for the LC's concession. Bout goddam time. BUt like i say...FUCK this SHIT. *takes dreep breath*. I so need some goddam...SHIT...er, sleep....wi just remembered that i conveniently have a FUCKING, THEORY, test due tomorrow. And that is not FUCKING helping me out any...this week is FUCKED up enough as it is...ah fuck...yes i realize this is my favourite word of the night. you don't like it? Fuck you. Yeah, and monday is my mastoidectomy....fancy name for mey ear operation. Shit this is gonna blow...perma-headache is what i'm gonna have when i'm not on Tylenol 3. Fucking bastards. This is sucking so much ass this week, this month, this semester...this life. Fucking pissing me off. And when mom and dad don't bitch at me for playing the guitar instead of the piano it doesn't exactly help either. Self-teaching is a wonderful thing however. But again fuck it all. I feel like i have no friends, and that reminds me...FUCK YOU SHAWN, YOU MASTER OF THE MALE PMS. When something isn't goin your way, you fucking get all shit-for-brains about it. And when it IS going your way, you're all chummy with the person you hated, and the way you were acting on tuesday, i'll be damned if i'm ever YOUR friend again. AND i ALSO hope you FUCKING read this, and take it to heart. Cause you're a thick headed peckerfucker (sorry Mgg, had to steal it) who can burn in hell. You ignorant little shit. ANYWAY......i feel a little bit better now.....FUCK....what was due in science and english tomorrow? hmmm, who the fuck knows. I am so gonna fail those classes. Well, i only saaaay that, but i know i'll do fine. Whatever, i better go before mom and dad blow a fucking gasket at me like Christiana's car =P. G'night all who read. Hope YOUR life is at least maginally better than mine.

WHOO Monday, April 7, 2003 10:01 p.m. Music: Smashing Pumpkins - Th Killer In Me yeah...WHOO...cause IIIII wrote a semblance of a song...ont eh Giiiitar...yes that's wrong...gitar....that's how me gonna speel it. so der.aaaaaaaand, my fachja say he gonna buy me a gitar if i do good in school and do his webpage...both easy things to do =P. Anywhoshawha...just htought i'd share some stuff...i'm outta here now. G'night all...damn Daylight Savings Time...fucked up MY bioclock.

QUIZ....es Sunday, April 6, 2003 08:32 p.m. Severed: You're not really with it all the time. You can be sad, angry and pitiful all rolled into one. But you are a good person. Which one of my morbid drawings ala Math class are you? (Not for the preppy or the faint of heart....) brought to you by Quizilla I Am Which tarot card are you? I'm Richard! Take the Which Rammstein Member are You? quiz here. created by Ro. I am an imaginary number 1i I don't really exist _ what number are you? this quiz by orsa What Egyptian Deity are you? go to:the quiz!

*Smells Like Onions* Wednesday, April 2, 2003 05:21 p.m. Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Easily Yes, yes i do...damn foods class...and then i did the ultimate crime of chopping unions.....I WIPED MY EYES....ARRRGHHH....i couldn't goddam SEE, and my eyes are watering now just thinking about it. But yes, i reeked of it when i came home...so now...yeah...that's about the ONLY thing that happened today...but i'm gonna go now...maybe actually do some home work BEFORE Taekwon Do. Lata all.

Monday, March 31, 2003 09:35 p.m. Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Road Trippin' Yeeees, fun have i? yes, fun having i am....riight...QUICK, GO CHECK OUT MEL'S QUOTE PAGE.....HERE....yes...there...bye

*giggles like a little school girl*.....*twitch* Sunday, March 30, 2003 11:31 a.m. Music: Pearl Jam - You Are ooooook....so that was pretty interesting. Nah....that was just the ice breaker.....just got dumped by Krystal....i kinda saw it coming, cause i was pretty much thinkin the same thing, but after talking with Christiana and beating myself mentally with a stick, i decided i wouldn't. But yeah, i'm single again. So that's a step. But yeah....i'll get aroundt o posting the convo.....god, i'm being so damn incoherent...but whatever. Gonna go now....this pitiful entry took me 6 minutes....fuckers....anyway....later

Yeah....... -.- Friday, March 28, 2003 09:58 p.m. Music: Moby - (i have no fucking clue) fuckshitfuckshitfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK......that's would be my fantabulous evening at the Leisure Center.....loooooong story...and i kinda feel like explaining....but i don't....aw fuck shit...i think i might post my e-mail....but i don't wanna...just make ME look like MORE of an idiot...and i seriously think Christiana should become a psychiatrist or something in the psychology field....but the main reason of my fuckshit mood right now involves Krystal...and no, i'm NOT gonna explain....a few people know, the rest of you are NOT gonna find out.....today....or tomorrow...or for a ways to come......and it seems i'm not th eonly one having problems...but Mel's seem to make mine so trivial...and in a sense, they are....but whatever, hope yours go faster than mine Mel, but i'm still here to help. And sis, i wanna really thank you for the help you gave me tonight.....i'm off anyway....g'night all.

CAMERA!!! ^_^ Thursday, March 27, 2003 07:24 p.m. Music: The Hum Of The Computer Wow, no music....but something else happen today for meeeeeee.....i got a new digital camera ^_^. It's very cute and amazingly good for the money i payed for it. So im all happy now. Nothing exciting today other than that, so i'm gonna go now for piano...lata

Death? Wednesday, March 26, 2003 09:47 p.m. Music: Kitty - Wolves Todaaaaaay....was the stupidest day ever. I dunno why, it just was. So there i was right....sitting....sitting...of all things...sitting...k no, i'm really making this out worse thatn it really is....but i was SITTING. So there....i sat....and sat some more, and the bell rang, and sutpid social, stupid TA, stupid Science, stupid lunch....wati, lunch was good, cause we discussed Student Council problems....'twas very informative actually. I would go into detail....but i'm too tired, and not in the rant mood....not usually.....wait....usually aren't.....there....so then...yeah....*sits*....see, i'm sitting again..... OOH...i made a link to Anne's dead journal, go to top of page ya loser if ya wanna see it...little yellow font, saying "Anne" there, right there....so meah.......*dies*.....i haaave waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much fucking time on my hands...and i decided that i'm NOT gonna go to Scandia this weekend, cause wanna do somehting with Krys this friday...sorry Mel, you asked a little late, and Saturday or Sunday, wanted to jam with Tyler...he wants to go into battle of the bands again this year, so we'd be needing to practise if that's to go anywhere. and now, for a shitting and giggling parting note....convo between Christiana and I....she's" brain dead..."i'm the excessively truncated name which goes ""Work. Consu..: Work. Consu..: doomdoom? Brain Dead...: dooooooom Work. Consu..: dooooooomdooooooooom Brain Dead...: doomy doom? Work. Consu..: doom doomy doomdoom Brain Dead...: doom doomy dooooooom doom Work. Consu..: doomdoomdoom, doom doom, doomy doom doooooOOOOOOooooom doom! Brain Dead...: we are such losers Work. Consu..: oh yeah..... ^_^ So DER!....anywhosawhashitymooseman syndrome.....i'm leaving now....Bai....MOOSE

Alright.....archived.....yeay! ^_^ Tuesday, March 25, 2003 08:32 p.m. So i archived....if you would like to read what i have written earlier today, you can just go to my older entries...that's right, the archives, that i now know where they are, so i'm gonna leave now, bye, have fun. And i redid my blog ^_~