DAMN I'M ::
SONG :: The Taco Bell Commercial
COLOR :: Dramatic Pink
HERO :: Spongebob
HOTTIE :: Ryan Phillipe
WORD :: Uranus
<---THE FAVES-->
COLOR :: Blue
BANDS :: Buckcherry, Korn, Aerosmith
BOOKS :: The Fountainhead, Harry Potter
MOVIES :: Dogma, Clerks, Ever After
FAVE NEOPET :: Moehog
ANIMAL :: Dog, Hedgehog
STORES :: Hot Topic, JC Penney
FOOD :: Baked Potato (Splendid Spud)
POP :: Diet Pepsi
OBSESSION :: Cheese
RADIO :: 107.7 THE END,
ROCK 94.5
TOOTHBRUSH :: Blue and loved
COMPUTER :: IBM named FLAB
CAR :: Sable named Delilah
PETS :: Oreo, Shilo, Kenai, Waldo
CANDY :: Reeses
COFFEE :: Granita!
MEN :: Long Hair, Smile, Inner Beauty
ICE CREAM :: Cookie Dough, Cofffee
<--THE LOW DOWN--->
SIGN :: Leo
AGE :: 21
GENDER :: female
STATUS :: Engaged
LOCATION :: The Moon
CAREER :: Graphic Design
Blah La blah la la la blah la la la BLAH *sung to smurfs tune*
Well, how's life and everything folks. No exciting news today. All I did was work, sleep, and read. I am now in the process of budgeting and dealing with looking for a new house. Oh the funderfulness that is that. Ugga Ugaa.
My personal favorite is that one of the tests informed me that I am Melissa. Indeed, I am Melissa. I was not having that big of an identity crisis. For Goodness sakes, I know my friggin name. LOL. I'm so amused. Altho I am slightly concerned that it looks like that cat is humping the Hotard bus. What is that supposed to imply about Melissas? Eh? *breaks into sobs* It's true, it's true. We all have public transportation fettishes. There's nothing like a good bus to get me hot.
Tuesday, July 9, 2002 @ 12:31 a.m.
because i thought this picture was pretty, laura of mewing.net told me this: "it seems you enjoy dancing, drinking, eating, orgies, and expensive perfume. you're the type of person who buys brand-name socks--but you are also the type of person who has been electricuted by the toaster at least seven times. you were at the top of the class in elementary school, but faltered in junior high, because you didn't understand algebra. your favorite singer, suprisingly, is prince, and in your spare time you can be found tinkering with broken calculators and atari home videogame units."
whatever will laura tell you??
Last night sucked. I had the hardest time sleeping between the thunder/lightening, boiling heat, and Jason it was a miserable night. -_- I have to go to work in ten minutes. Luckily, tho - I got an extra hour of sleep. I was supposed to work 10-2 but cuz my coworker got sick I'm now working 11-6:15. More hours is good but I'm so tired I don't know how I'm going to get thru it. When I got up the first time this morning I was going to take a shower and remembered my shampoo was on top of the microwave - on the way I noticed the answering machine blinking at me and my boss asking me to work the different shift. So, I went to call him back and was so tired I dialed my friends family's house instead! LOL! It took me like 5 minutes to figure out why their mom was at my work. I'm such a dork. If that doesn't tell you how tired I am I don't know what does. Ugga Ugga.
I also had a scary dreams again last night. The only one worth repeating involved my family and Jason in my first house. Grandma and I were in the kitchen and she was complaining about Jason wearing girl's clothes. When I looked into the rec room there he was with a nylon stocking on his left foot and for some reason he had my underwear looped around his right....interpret that. I'm so scared.
Sunday, July 7, 2002 @ 04:43 p.m.
I love Neopets lalalalalala. I'm become readdicted. This is a very bad thing, you must know. My productivity has declined quite a bit. Today I won 13000 neopoints on Food Club! yay! I also for some strange reason decided to buy like 300+ neodeck cards of which I have made 60000+ neopoints off of. Who knew? LOL!
*pet pet* My neopets love me! They are as follows: (pretend like you care)
BouncyAsparagus the Disco Kau
SpamGoneBad the Fire Moehog
ZestyBeanomatic the Starry Elephante
fluffynoodle the Purple Poogle
I want to get a better paintbrush for my poogle. Purple's kinda boring -_- fluffynoodle also has a Pet Rock that says "Ugga Ugga" when you talk to it! (:
Sunday, July 7, 2002 @ 04:21 p.m.
This is really late but I wanted to start it before I forgot.
Friday's fives!
1. Where are you right now? At home at my desk in front of my puter
2. What have you lost recently? My nametag for work!
3. What was the first CD you ever purchased? Does that embarrass you now? I could be wrong but I think it was the first "jars of clay" CD. I know the first CD I owned was the Pocahantos (sp?) soundtrack. I was in a phase at that point in time in which I only listened to Christian music and cartoon music. Oh how times have changed now it's like if it doesn't rock hard and have a parental advisory warning on it then it's not worth my time.
4. What is your favorite kind of writing pen? I'm very picky about my pens. My favorite ones fit into my hand perfectly, have ink that flows just right, and kinda click real nicely when you press down. I also prefer pretty colored ones.
5. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Erm. I like a lotta ice cream flavors if I had to pick a fave it would either be coffee flavored or choc. chip cookie dough or berry cheesecake.
Sunday, July 7, 2002 @ 02:06 a.m.
The dramatic conclusion: Well, my hard otter pops turned into hard slush but was still incredibly good. Espeically since it's so hot tonight! Yippiee.....
In other news...watched an interesting episode and a half of Trading Spaces today. Sadly I really have no commentary nor any other interesting "news." Yay. Go me.
Saturday, July 6, 2002 @ 04:50 p.m.
So, my equivalent of hard otter pops is filling a couple of the ice holes in the ice trays with Mikes. Hmmm....let's hope for the best. I'm questioning how good it will be. I wish I had some sticks. Hmm...maybe I shoud get some of those popsicle freezy thinginators? Hm. I'm also hoping it doesn't stain the ice trays red...
Saturday, July 6, 2002 @ 04:28 p.m.
I had some strange dreams last night. The two I remember were as follows
1. I worked at a huge coffee shop where basically there were millions of different "rooms" you could go to in order to have your coffee and each room cost a different amount to drink in. It wasn't open yet and I was wandering around with a big group of people who suddenly morphed into my friends now and my family the way they looked about 10 years ago (we don't ask). Then one of the rooms turned into this yellow stuff you walked on over hot lava (?don't know what that was about!). Anyways, so we walked over it to find ourselves on this weird cliff in the middle of the mall (huh?). When we went back, though, Sean (my bro) and I took another path and he slipped and fell into this clear goo. This idiot person who was supposed to be in charge was all ummm....don't move or you'll drowned. So I rushed back to get help. When I got back he was gone but I didn't lose hope. I just dug where I saw some orange scissors sticking out (don't ask) and there was his arm *hoorah* so I grabbed it and pulled him out but when he came out he was in a plastic bag full of oxygen, which is why he survived. How he got into a plastic bag full of oxygen is beyond me. I was so happy and taking my bagged little brother (who was now about 6 - I think he got younger in the goo) back to my parents when Jason woke me up in real life. Wow. Wasn't that pointless?
2.Then I had a series of dreams where I kept losing my pants. I've never had the naked dream before but this is close enough. I'd just be walking around and my pants (and underwear) would dissapear. I was horrified. Especially when I found myself at night near a bunch of drunken guys and I had to find a way around them into the mall. Apparently I still wanted to shop pantsless? The worst part was I kept having to step over things (like random cats). My friends (who I've never seen before) kept telling me that my white tee shirt covered enough up but I didn't believe them. I tried to call home for pants but my phone was in the pants that disapeared. That's luck, isn't it?
Saturday, July 6, 2002 @ 04:11 a.m.
I don't usally get this strange after 1 Mikes...it usually takes 5! Eep. Everyone's asleep and I'm all wonky. Eep! Eep said the bullweival from the end of the stick with little pebbles named Bob chewing tubes of raw poopstained Mr. Ed nuggetlettes. Whoooooo
Saturday, July 6, 2002 @ 03:53 a.m.
I like Mike's Hard Lemonade and today I discovered *drumroll please* Mike's Hard Canberry Lemonade. Yum!
Thought of the day : why don't they make alcoholic Otter Pops? MmmMmMm!
Thursday, July 4, 2002 @ 04:11 p.m.
What an exciting day *sarcastic tone very notable*. BLAH! Just thought I'd share.
I decided to be productive and clean out my car. I was hoping to find my name tag for work. One of these days someone is going to notice I don't have one and I'll get in trouble. I think the name tag gnomes took it becuase apparently it's not in my car. I did however, find some sort of weird hive-looking thing in the right passanger door. I'm a little concerned about THAT! I'm afraid to do anything about it tho so I guess I'm going to drive to work tonight with a hive in my car. Um...whoo? A yellow jacket layed it's eggs on my gas cap this summer too. What is so damn attractive about my car that bugs find the need to make it their homes? Fuckin'....
Thursday, July 4, 2002 @ 03:24 p.m.
Last night Fu and I watched 54. It wasn't a great movie but it had a lotta Ryan. *grins maniacally* I like Ryan *pet pet pet* However, he has some serious fashion issues. In this movie it was his hair. Lately it's been that damn facial hair (no Ryan, NO!). He wears some pretty stuff too, but he's one of few who can pull off weird stuff and still look awesome.
Thursday, July 4, 2002 @ 03:17 p.m.
Ugh. I need help! I've been moping around all day! What is up????
Thursday, July 4, 2002 @ 01:43 p.m.
I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm in lazy mode lately and I desperately need to be productive! I just...don't wanna. *pbbbt* Gotta get a better job. Gotta get a new apartment. Gotta lose weight. Gotta work on portfolio. Gotta NOT BE LAZY. And yet here I am. I just spent two hours on neopets. And you know what? All I did was play games. I didn't even feed my poor pets and they are dying. I better go do that....
I miss Diet Monkey Pee. He was my favorite pet. *sigh* He was a moehog too. I love moehogs. But NOOOO my account got frozen because someone thought my name was inappropriate. *sigh* How was little old me supposed to know that poonmuff was going to be taken THAT badly? Fuckernuggets.
Thursday, July 4, 2002 @ 11:52 a.m.
*attempt at website whoring* So today is such a beautiful, sunny day. It's the fourth of July and I have I go to work tonight. I'm really bummed about that. Speaking of work, work would be a lot better if it wasn't for the fucking customers. *note wonderful segue* Not all the customers are bad, just the stupid one. Speaking of stupid customers I know that you really really want to go join Cliquehappy's latest addition - Clerks . * end attempt*
I'm still in training....
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 @ 08:00 p.m.
Jason went an got water. What a good boy. *pet pet*
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 @ 07:27 p.m.
*ggigles* I'm so amused (aparently I'm on a hentai trip today). There's nothing I like better than a good porn site! Warning: slow to load.
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 @ 07:19 p.m.
Know what? I'm thirsty. Know what is not helping? Eating Chex Mix. I think I'll go have an Ottie Pop (Otter Pop). They are addictive. Especially the blue ones. And pink! Yay.
Wednesday, July 3, 2002 @ 07:16 p.m.
Gee Fu *still responding to tag board* That's just a lovely site. They give out free shirts and they have given out over 200 million condoms. Whoooopiie...(literally). Hahaha. I'm so funny. Plus, they have quality jokes like: What do you call a bunch of condoms that play metal? A rubber band. Hahaha.
Tuesday, July 2, 2002 @ 08:30 p.m.
I've been getting depressed a lot lately. I don't know where it's coming from but my mood will alter so fast it's not even funny. Right now I'm in "I want to cry" mode. At least it's not "I want to kill myself" mode or "I want to go sleep on a goat rock" mode or "I want to end life, the univer, and everything but turning into a potato and eating the world" mode.
Tuesday, July 2, 2002 @ 02:48 p.m.
Yippie! I love Tuesdays!!! Tonight for your reality viewing pleasure we have: *drumroll please*
a) The Mole - Anderson Cooper - He's cute, he's funny, he's intelligent. HELLO nurse. And that's just the host. We can't forget the wonder that is Darwin and Bribs.
b) American Idol - Simon - He's an asshole but he's kinda cute and has got the accent to boot. The kinda person you love to hate. I kinda like all the judges on this show for some reason. I have reversed my anti-Paula tendancies. She was my favorite singer when I was younger and now I'm back to at least liking her niceness. (:
Tuesday, July 2, 2002 @ 02:38 p.m.
Today I bought Cobb Salad for lunch. I thought to myself. Mmmm. It has bacon and chicken. Mmm. Then I brought it home and started to eat and went "ick" It tastes moldy. After convincing myself that it was my imagination I ate a few bites only to realize it looked like there was mold in it. Then I read the back. I now know Cobb Salad contains blue cheese. Ew. It doesn't just look horrid, it tastes horrid. So now I just spent $4 on a salad that tastes like shit. The cheese is too small to pick out *whimpers*. So I guess lunch is going to be pudding. It's either that or the spinach alfredo pizza Jason bought *gags*. That's just wrong I tell you.
Monday, July 1, 2002 @ 01:24 p.m.
I have done everything in my power to get that damn right side line back and I can't figure out how! This is pissing me off! HELP!
Monday, July 1, 2002 @ 04:06 a.m.
Erm....do ignore the lack of line on the right hand side of this! I'm too tired to deal with it right now...
Sunday, June 30, 2002 @ 08:48 p.m.
Checking layout. There's something really messed up. Gotta love it.
Sunday, June 30, 2002 @ 06:37 p.m.
What's on your bedside table?
A lamp, soap, cortaid, cups, and Jason's book due to the fact that it's on his side of the bed because I couldn't fit it on my side even though it's mine. How fair is that?
What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Erm...my toony music cds, I guess...
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Otter pops is my latest obsession.
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Anything in which an animal dies or is seperated from it's owner
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Can't I just say everything?
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Yes, mayonnaise
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment?
I twirl my hair, don't make eye contact, and get all studdery
Do you ever have to beg?
Just for sex. Kidding...
Are you a pyromaniac?
Farthest from it. I hate fire. I've never lit a match in my life.
Do you have too many love interests?
Love intrests, no. People on my 'hot' list, yes.
Do you know anyone famous?
I don't have that kinda class
Describe your bed:
My bed or the bed I sleep on? My bed is a nice oak daybed and I love it. However, it's in pieces in the basement. I'm currently sleeping on Jason's bed because we decided it was much more economical to get rid of mine and create a bedroom and a study instead of two bedrooms. Of course, we waited until my parents had visited for the last time this year. *ahem* His bed is such a man bed. We're going to have to do something about that. It's got the ugliest comforter and sheets to boot that are equally ugly but also completely different. It also has a crappy mattress that hurts your back and a headboard that everything falls off of everytime you make the slightest movement. As you can see that is quite troublesome.
Spontaneous or plan?
Sorta kinda both. Not as anal as my mom but I like to know what I'm doing in advance.
Who should play you in a movie about your life?
Nobody. My life isn't movie matierial
Do you know how to play poker?
No, but I pretend to. My boss has one of those silly little electronic pokers and it can be really special to play cuz I don't get it
What do you carry with you at all times?
Chapstick, keys, ID, hairbrush.
How do you drive?
Horribly but not on purpose. It's just one of those things I try to do well but I suck at
What do you miss most about being little?
Everything. I'm very nostalgic. I think the only thing I don't miss is not have Jason and having to live with my parent's rules - but even that wasn't too bad.
Are you happy with your given name?
I love my name - only downfall is too many people have it
How much money would it take to get you to give up the internet for one year?
I couldn't do it. I feel lost if our connection goes down for even a second. Camping used to be one of my favorite things but now I feel all wrong because my puter isn't with me.
What color is your bedroom?
Here, white cuz we're renting the house. At home it was kinda purple/pinkish.
What was the last song you were listening to?
99 ways to die - Megadeath (I think...)
Have you ever been in a play?
Do church plays count? I was the stupid wiseman and the special teacher.
Who are your best friends?
My boogers
Have you ever been in love?
Yup.
Do you talk a lot?
It's all relative. If I'm around people I am comfortable with I can't shut up but in any other situation I'm very shy.
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Absolutely not.
Have you ever done any illegal drugs?
I only wish
Do you think you're cute?
I think sometimes personality-wise I can be cute but certainly not look-wise.
Do poor, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Yes. I'm all about helping people who are about helping themselves but if you just want to kick back and make everyone else do all the work, that's crap. If it's a special circumstance, I can understand. I am compassionate and I understand about downtimes and all that but laziness in another thing.
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yes. That's the only thing I consider myself good at. I can pull off nice - even if there's something else going on in my head.
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend, boyfriend, or your friends?
Jason, definately Jason. I live with him for goodness sakes!
~Taken from: Meg
Sunday, June 30, 2002 @ 06:35 p.m.
I'm not in a good mood today. Bah humbug. I'm just all funky and depressed and yelling at Jason about the stupidest stuff. I don't know what my problem is. But, ugh.
I decided we needed a break (from what I don't know because I really haven't been doing much). We're going out to dinner and a movie. Should be good. We haven't dated in forever...
Sunday, June 30, 2002 @ 12:10 a.m.
*sigh* I'm working on...stuff. It's a secret. I can't tell. My lips are sealed. Sealed I tell you. Sealed. MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA.
Saturday, June 29, 2002 @ 10:38 a.m.
Blah. It's time for work. Oh goodie. There's something I'm looking forward to. Yesterday some stupid lazy accused me of stealing $100 - yeah, that's it. I would never steal anyone's money! What the hell is that about? I'm sorry if she lost her money but that's her fault, not mine. I'm sick of this! Lucikily I'm off the next couple days after today (one of the big wigs is coming and I don't particualrly want to deal with that!). I gotta go - gonna be late! Arghhh...
Saturday, June 29, 2002 @ 02:03 a.m.
Something unkown posessed me to get a tagboard. It's at the very bottom of the page on the left (we also don't ask what posessed me to put it there since you can't find it). Write. Stuff. (:
Saturday, June 29, 2002 @ 01:29 a.m.
Yeepers. Just thought I'd say yeepers. I like to yeep. Do you like to yeep? Let's yeep together!!!
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YEEP!YEEP!YEEP!YEEP!YEEP!YEEP!
Saturday, June 29, 2002 @ 01:02 a.m.
Finally I changed my blog. A rather ugly layout, I must admit, but different and it has RYAN!!! so who cares? Plus, I fixed all but the first few of my archive links! Enjoy!
