Saturday, January 18, 2003
Do excuse me if I get disturbing on these question. I do end up rather sarcastic and perverted in parts.
1. What brand of toothpaste? Crest. Preferably sparkly kind.
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Shampoo only. Conditioner makes my hair a living greaseball of doom!
3. What Brands? Pantene ProV Shampoo. However, I've been too broke to afford that and Suave Green Apple is working out ok and makes me smell yummy too.
4. What flavor dental floss? I don't particuarly care. Just not cinnamin. I like mint and kid's kinds like grape.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? pull them up. In the 80s I scrunched my socks but that was then and this is now.
6. Toilet paper: What about it? It cleans my ass.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? No, but If I was going to guess I'd say it's either Dicky or Quagamyre.
8. Favorite color? I tend to lean toward blues.
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? sandals but not the pussy girly kind. The manly hiking kind. HuuuH.
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? To eat? Oranges. To play with? Bananas.
11. Lefty or righty? righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Depends, usually half full
13. Bleh or blah? blah, definately blah
14. What do you like about yourself? I was going to say nothing but now that I think about it I'm quite glad I have an ass. If I didn't it would make life hard.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Definately. I'm a dork like that.
16. Do you sing in the shower? yes and it is frightening.
17. Do you talk to your pet? I talk to everyone.
18. Do you talk to yourself? me, myself, and my voices.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? No. My dentist is incredibly hot - but he's not a very nice person.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No. I live in an apartment so I never seen my mailman.
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? Ha. Ha. I barely have enough money to give ANYONE presents let alone my mailperson.
22. Do you have 11 toes? Yes, but one is in a secret place.
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? I don't use pick up lines. However, I should just so I could have a better answer to this question. Nevermine the fact that I'm engaged. Jason won't mind if it's for the sake of a good blog entry.
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Of course. I like odd colored pens. Altho purple and green are my faves.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? As long as it wasn't clothes and if it was clothes then it better be really special. Not something normal!
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Yeah. Imagine what that duck could do in the sack.
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? If I really felt inclined to do so.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? Any color. I own over 100 nail polishs (by the way never use them anymore) and I'd be willing to wear any kind of lipstick altho I prefer plain old gloss.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? eh, a bit.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? No. If I skipped school for every time I had a zit I'd never be in class.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Maybe. *shrugs* Not that that would be a bad thing.
33. How do you take mascara off? I don't put mascara on. I have pretty long lashes already
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Oh, baby.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? Um....try on a lot of bras until one fits? Grab them and try to decide how well they fit into your hand? I dunno...is there a serious science to this?
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? I live for lip gloss
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Neither? What the fuck?
38. M&MS or Skittles? I'm entirely too torn. I love both. They are junk food. How can you go wrong?
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? Of course.
40. What is 1+1? pink boogers
41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas.
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: RuPaul! Lol!
43. How old are you? 22, but half the time I still think I'm 19.
44. How old do you WANT to be? Eh, 22 is fine. I'd love to put together a nice combo of ages. Being young was great because no real responsibility, but without the schoolwork, without the rules, and with the "priveledges" (alcohol,sex,etc) of adulthood!
45. Where do you want to live? Seattle area.
46. Where do you want to go? I'd love to go traveling ANYWHERE but here. I haven't even really been very far. Never out of the country. Except Canada. Does that count?
47. Who do you want to meet? Myself from the future.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Eh, I could take it or leave it.
49. Does pine-sol smell good? No. It's too strong and makes me sick.
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Meatlovers or Hawaiian or Chicken/Bacon or sausage/olive
51. Do you like toast? Yes. But I HATE cheap bread. Ugh. It's horrid. And that's all we have right now. So no toast. Ew.
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? Hee! Yes.
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? I would if I had milk and cookies and a fireplace, etc.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? I'd certainly hope so!
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? Yes, and then they were ripped out and their misery ended. Thank God.
56. Clear or colored? Um....clear or colored what? Colored I guess?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick? My dentist never asked. Besides, remember, he was hot. I didn't particualarly care!
58. Where is your hand right NOW? I'm jacking off and typing at the same time. Seriously, what do you think?
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? Left pinky because I poop out my right ear.
60. Okay or O'tay? Tay!
61. French poodle or french kiss? French KISS! Poodles are the only dog I fear
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? Who cares
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? I'd like to go with 2x4 because it's bigger and bigger is better.
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? I know their birthdays but definately not their ages. I get stuck with ages and from then on I never remember another age. Remember, I'm still 19?
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Yeah, that's not too hard.
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No, but I still think she's 56. She acts younger than me. She's going to live forever!
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? I'm frightening if that exists. Call this logic but wouldn't it then be colored -out? *confused*
69. What do you think of Smurfette? I found her a tad annoying, personally. Not that the smurfs were exactly my favorites, period.
70. What is your favorite book? Dood, I dunno. I'm very torn on that right now. It used to be Fountainhead but now I think it's more like a tie between several children's series.
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Like my dream. I am going slowly insaner and insaner by the second and I think I just need to get away. The drivel of everyday life has seriously got me down.
72. Salmon or Cod? Fish are disgusting - unless they are on Animal Crossing.
73. Crab or Lobster? Crab.
74. What sounds better: up or down? Up AND Down and Up AND Down and up and down.....
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways. I guess.
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Still jerking it. Nothing gets me off more than a 200 question survey. Yeah, baby.
77. Describe the best day of your life. I prefer to think that that day has yet to come.
78. Broom or mop? Broom. I fear mops, plus you can't fly on them, and it's got nicer letter formations in "broom" than "mop". I'm such a typography geek.
79. What is your favorite word? There's a tie between several including, but not exclusively : woot, wickelunterlogan, pizzazz, and anything relating to the penis, ass, or bodily functions.
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. How silly. Wouldn't that make the survey like only 199 questions?
81. What is your full name? Moonpuff Weener Poopinadink.
82. What do you wish your name was? Asscock.
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. Lets just say it involves the Hokie Pokie, latex gloves, a gallon of ranch dressing, and several midgets.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? I'm drawing a blank. And no "I'm drawing a blank" isn't the actual middle name because Bob I'm drawing a blank Roberts would be just plain silly.
85. Are your feet the same size? No, they are constantly fighting over who is bigger and trying to strengthen muscles so they can beat the opposing foot. As a result I wear some pretty damn big shoes.
86. Cassettes or CDs? Hello. Cds, duh.
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? No. I never even saw it until the Jim Carrey one came out.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? The biggest one is that Christmas morning we have to read the nativity outloud before we get to open presents.
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? I prefer to lick them repeatedly until the paper finally just wears away.
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? I thought there was 110 more to go? Duh, can you count. I can't and even I know that. Stupidass.
91. Do you like onions? Shockingly, I do. I used to hate them with a firey passion.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Flourescent Gastronomical Toothpicks.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? I try to avoid it, but yes. I am a girl.
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? I don't even know what to say to that question.
95. Frogs or toads? Foads or Trogs!
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? No. I make all my wishes at 3:23 AM. Coincidentally, that's what time it is right now.
97. 8 or 3? 3
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? Ha! Ha! Ha! Negative three seconds!
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? No. I think Dave is just an oversized chicken waiting for hair plugs.
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No, but I fed them to my dog.
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? World Peace. I'm a giving soul.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? For which country? Ha....kidding. Actually, no I just say "watermelon" over and over and over again.
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? Football is evil, so no.
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No.
106. If not, what? Fuck. Just to see what people say.
107. What about your daughter? Elvis.
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Haven't had many. Probably the time in 6th grade when I was wearing all white clothes and fell in a mud puddle and wasn't able to change so I was wet, drentched in slimy brown goo all day. It looked like I had a serious poop attack.
109. Do you read tabloids? sometimes - when they are left sitting around at work and I'm bored.
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? No, my heart belongs to Daffy.
111. Do you like cotton candy? Eh, I don't hate it.
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Yes. And every time about once a month I wish, just for a second, that I was a guy. Then I remember that I have cramps, have to have the kids, and don't get my own penis and I cry. A lot.
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? I'm always fresh, baby.
114. Favorite food? Potatoes.
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Probably cry.
116. Ribbed or plain? Ribbed!
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Skittle de bop du wop with a few lalas in between
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? I prefer chocolate, blueberry, or pumpkin to those choices.
119. Pepsi or Coke? DIET pepsi
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? strawberry.
121. Favorite movie? Dogma
122. Favorite Actor? Too many to count
123. Favorite Actress? Julia Stiles is who pops into my head first but I know there are more.
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Cereal without sugar? *dies* you're kidding, right?
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Neither!
126. Do you shave your legs? erm - sometimes......
127. Midnight or mid-day? midnight!
128. Hope or Billy? Hope?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? q-tip- they are so multipurpose!
130. Dry or lubricated? LUBRICATED to PERFECTION!
131. Fast or slow? FAST and
132. Hard or soft? HARD and FAST and HARD...and....
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? ice cream
134. Spoon or fork? spork
135. Are you crying right now? There's a few tears as a result of the ultimate jacking off I'm doing as I work on this survey.
136. Fling or flick? fling
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? three little men singing "happy birthday" to my pinkie
138. Look to your left, what do you see? cock
139. Look to your right, what do you see? ice cream
140. Who is at your house right now? me and my Jason and all my invisible friends.
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No, but my feet are
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? No. I like spinning!
143. Favorite song? Don't make me chose a fave! There's so many!
144. Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Blowpops cuz they sound dirtier
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Juicy Fruit
147. Do you like to fish? Not particularly
148. Is your grandpa cool? Both of my gradpas WERE cool
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Never (: they were the greatest
150. Do you snore? terribly - I used to fear sleepovers as a child because I always got hit with stuff from the other kids *traumatized sobs*
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. At lot like squid on crack
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Alexis, I guess. I really don't like the name Matilda.
153. Does it taste good? Only during climax
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? I lick everything.
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? No, but I lick them
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) In the paper? It used to be Pickles but I haven't read the paper in forever
157. Acting class or class act? Um....acting up!
158. Upside-down or downside-up? downside-up cuz that's upside down upside down.
159. What's up? cottage cheese
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? They guy I made mad tody in Animal Crossing....he's an asspuppet.
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? wild orgies
162. Blondes or brunettes? brunettes
163. Push or pull? push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? I'm one of those annoying people that doesn't bother to read that it says pull. Not to mention it's much more fun to push just to be a rebel.
165. Do you even read those door things? No. I'm not that observant
166. Do spiders scare you? Most definately. Even the tiniest smallest ones. Yet, I can't stand to kill them...
167. What does? mayonnaise
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Maybe someone shoved them up your ass? Why do I care?
169. What was your first word? Fuck me running - wait that's three....
170. What was your first phrase? Well smack me on the ass and call me squid-dick
171. What can you not pronounce? many many many things.
172. Did you know my phone just rang? Did you know my brain just rang
173. Is your phone ringing? No. Good thing too. It's four in the morning
174. What's your phone number? Do I look stupid. For a good time call...
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? I'm not quite that flexible. Altho I wish I were. It would open up many new opportunities.
176. Are you in drag right now? No. But I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body
177. WalMart or Kmart? WalMart
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim, I guess
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? 0
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? 10
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? Um, yeah. Did I mention I can't run?
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Only on Tuesdays
183. Are they flat? Yeah. Damn dogs keep trying to screw with them
184. Can you do a hand-stand? No, but I can do an ass-stand
185. Front or back? frontal
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? time to end this damn quiz - my hands hurt from typing!
187. Are you on fire right now? Do I have to keep reminding you? This survey makes me HOT!
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? Depends on what color it is.
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Mug
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper - plus it sounds dirtier
192. Do you think Flower is hot? All cartoons make my skin tingle with excitement
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Is Flower there?
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? *completely repulsed by that idea*
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? I hope they are all in mental institutions. You don't know where those feet have been!
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? Don't count on it.
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? Depends on the weather
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? -2.
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? 10.
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? I'm not entirely concerned about that!
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* * * * * * * Friday, January 17, 2003
Argh. My head hurts really fucking bad - miagraine again. I've taken two naps already tongiht but I'm afriad to sleep because I have a lot to do. Me and my big mouth will not even "just say no" and now I've volunteered myself for a big project magically due tomorrow! Ugh. Wish me luck...it's rather important cuz it's for work. *sweatdrop*
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* * * * * * * Tuesday, January 14, 2003
Taking a little break from a design competition and some CH stuff that I've been working on to do .... drumroll please ... This or That Tuesday
1. Window shades or blinds? Here's my thing. I think that blinds are more practical yet window shades are more designy. I have blinds tho.
2. Wall or desk calendar? I prefer several wall calendars and one for my desk. (There too much info to put all on one wall calendar and one for the desk helps me remember the date)
3. Paint or wallpaper? Paint. I don't particualrly care for wall paper. Borders are sometimes nice. Some wallpaper is ok. But all in all I prefer paint. In the apartment here we have both.
4. Electric or gas stove? I'm not big on actually using the stove so I don't really know the difference when relating to preferance.
5. Carpeting or bare floors? Here, I have carpet. Yet, I love hardwood floors so one day.... I would love to get some of that action. But still lotsa carpet cuz it's comfy.
6. One TV, or more than one? I only have one but if I could afford it there'd be one in every room in the house. Especially the bedroom. I always wish I can watch tv while in bed, you know?
7. Leather or fabric sofa? We have a dying, quite possibly already dead, fabric sofa. I like leather tho because they are always all comfy.
8. Eat meals in kitchen or dining room? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. My DREAM is to have a kitchen table. I miss having a table to eat at so badly. I haven't had one for the last like five years and it drives me up a wall. Right now I eat on the couch in front of the tv.
9. Fabric or vinyl shower curtain? Vinyl - I wouldn't mind a fabric one tho...
10. Your kitchen: well-equipped or bare bones? Shockingly well-equipped for a college couple. (Especially a college couple in which me, the feminine side, hates to cook). There's still some random weird stuff I'd love to have but we have more than fits in the cupboards right now so I figure I best just leave it. Especially this Christmas we got a lot of Kitchen Gadgets (microwave, crock pot, wok set, knife set (CLEAVER!!!), George Forman grill). Plus we have a breadmaker, two dish sets, two pot and pan sets, two sets of cooking bowls... it's crazy!!! There's a million more stuffs too I'm not going to elaboarate on. I'd like more glasses...I think that's the only really normal thing I want anymore.
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* * * * * * * Tuesday, January 14, 2003
I have the Harvest Moon song stuck in my head. Happy news! I bought three cows at the same time so I decided they were triplets and their names are Mooby(Heart), Booby(note), and Dooby(droplet). Woot! They all make small milks now! (:
I heart grapefruit flavored pop. Does that make me strange?
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* * * * * * * Monday, January 13, 2003
I'm forcing myself to counter that last entry with good things. So, here's my "good thing" list.
- I saved my chickens and my farm is doing good (Harvest Moon).
- Jason and I got a George Forman grill, electric razor for Jason, and a nice knife set with the Sears giftcard my family gave me
- I got a bonus CLEAVER with the knife set!!!! I have a fascination with it. Jason said I couldn't keep it on my nightstand ):
- My arm is still attached (however, it hurts like hell for some reason I can't figure out)
- Jason is a noodle with arms. (waves arms). However, don't mistake arms (waves) with wings (pretends to flap wings/arms) because if you do you will fall off a cliff and that's bad.
- One of my coworkers is getting married in a month. She's very excited and in turn I'm getting very excited for her and for my wedding. Which, no, I haven't set a date for and no, I haven't made any decisions about. Remember, I'm broke so thinking about stuff like that doesn't go far.
- Fu's birthday is Wednesday (bad thing is I have exactly 68 cents to my name right now and so I can't, obviously, do much, if anything, for her).
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* * * * * * * Monday, January 13, 2003
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Whew. Now that I got that out of my system I can go on with my life. Gee, isn't that great? I haven't blogged in a while because I've been in a rut and I didn't think you needed to hear all about my ruttness. Mostly just lots of money problems going down. The shit has been flying in the general direction of the fan for the last few months and this last week or so it finally hit it. Jason can no longer drive his car. He had a job that required him to be able to use it to drive to many different places so now he has to try to find another job in which he can ride the bus to. He bounced the fucking rent check which then in turn cost me $100 that I don't have because all the money I made last week was SUPPOSED to go to my neverending list of bills. Then we realized that the phone bill hadn't been paid in so long they were going to shut us off. We then were able to find some good fortune selling some cds and were able to pay that. Last week we had to live on raman (I rather dislike raman but it's been than plain rice. Rice with other stuff is livable but plain rice makes me ewwww. and that was our only other option because a sudden bill came up that I could only pay by using our food money.). We downgraded our cable substantially, so that was a good thing. Sadly I no longer get my favorite show, Trading Spaces, but Fu said she'd tape it for me (: And, that's my life lately. Jason's out job hunting right now. Let's pray he finds something...anything....that will at least pay rent this month. It's been rather stressful lately.
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* * * * * * * Friday, January 3, 2003
An Ode to Balls
Frozen Balls.
Chocolate coated bunches of yum.
Playful Balls
Loads and loads of fun.
Strangely my Ball poem resembles the same format as my butt poems did. Contemplate that.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, January 1, 2003
Oh my god I am so stressing out. There's a rather tense situation at work that I'm praying I am not dragged into because if I am I don't know what the fuck I would even do!!!
I usually keep any thoughts about other people to myself but I was feeling particuarly bitchy one day and mentioned some of the things that were bugging me about our boss. I wasn't mad enough to do anything about them myself and in retrospect it's not a big deal but I had to open my big mouth. In truth I like my boss. He's never been anything but nice to me! ----shakes head at self----
Anyways, so the coworker was really pissed off at our boss and wrote a rather overboard nasty note to him in the journal. I was completely shocked and she called tonight and asked if I'd back her up. I was like I am not getting in the middle. I can see both sides and I don't want to be dragged into it. I did see portions of her side and agree with her but in the end he is the boss and you just don't do what she did. Period. I would have never confronted him like that! If I really really had an issue I'd have discussed it with him not left a note calling him a liar, saying he was making her look dumb and him good, saying she didn't have to take this crap, and other good stuff!!!
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, January 1, 2003
Grrr. Lissa no want to workie poo. Workie poo is the devil. Workie poo sucks goat ass. Workie poo baddddddd DAME DAME DAME!!!! With that out of the way I have to go get ready for work. I'm actually glad I work today cuz it's time n' a half and that makes me wanna sweat my balls. Balls. Balls. (Mr. Obvious points out that I don't have balls). Balls. Balls. Time to shut up. Shup up. Shut up. Time to shup up. Wipe it off Jim.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, January 1, 2003
I have been corrupted by South Park. I didn't realize that dooshbag was a word for a pad. I was just informed by Jason cuz I put it on a word magnet. I couldn't figure out why Lieko thought it was so bad...I thought it was another word for dumbass or something. *DOH* *However, is somewhat proud that I'm still learning "bad" words*
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, January 1, 2003
An eventful day in moonpuffland.
Today I lost three chickens. Somehow I missed a day on the game (I think I accidentally slept twice or slept then saved or something). Therefore, my animals weren't fed and therefore gotted sick. *cry* Then they died. Only Toasty and Noodle are left....
Then I botched cupcakes. Cooking. Lissa. Bad combo. Cupcakes, damnit. I just suck. I will never be a lady of the house.
Then we went to party. Watched Shrek and Armageddon. Stuffed our faces. Talked about balls. Good dinner. Good pie, but VERY rich. I am very stuffed right now and feel rather sickly. I just pooped the biggest hunker in the whole wide world. There's a fact I'm sure you needed to know. But I know my mommy would be proud. Gotted a crock pot. Which makes us happy. Yummy food can be cooked in a crock pot plus it's coolness incarnate. Firefly made a pirty picture. You should look at it. Twuz supposed to be Christmas present but didn't print out well. But it's all good cuz it's still very pretty to look at. *heart heart heart*
On a side thought I hope I have more money next year. I always see all this good stuff that I want to buy people. I really like shopping for people, you see, but I never end up buying anything useful or cool - pointless ends up being my middle name. But seriously, how much point is at a dollar store? That's where a budget would come in handy! However, I had a lot of fun making some presents this year. Jason made bath salt for lots of people that magically looks like colored weird smelling crack. I made a really pretty version of word magnets for my friends. They should have "fun" with them...teehee.
I'm going to cut the babble and hit the sack. Balls. Balls. Sweaty balls......sweet dreams and a merry new year.
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* * * * * * * Tuesday, December 31, 2002
Last night I had some strange dreams. One, which was quite the saga I tell you, was kinda a Harvest Moon/Trading Spaces/People are trying to kill me (Because lately all my dreams have to include assassins apparently) dream. That was special indeedy. The other that I remember was that my family was on Trading Spaces (this is what happens when you watch Trading Spaces before going to bed). Yet, for some reason they were trading spaces both in our house. My mom and me were redoing the study and Dad and Sean were redoing the laundry room. Yes, the laundry room. The room smaller than a closet. When I was like all "um, mom doesn't it have to be a certain size so camera men can fit? Not to mention, why in the world would you want a professional designer and $1000 going towards a friggin laundry room?" She's all "oh they can put the cameras in the hallway." Then I was freaking out because they were downstairs filming and I was upstairs because I forgot to find something to wear. Weirdly enough my room was my old room in the new house. Yeah, make sense of that. Anyways, I tried all these things on. One of them was like a little skimpy porno black and red thing with a big white bow. At that point my Grandma came in and informed me that was a little riske (sp?) for Trading Spaces. (Commentating - no shit, shirlock. Not to mention I would never own anything like that! Eeep! Ew.). Anyways, I finally decided to wear a blue fleece shirt thing that magically I do own and is not scary. And that's all I remember....
In other news I'm not in a good state of mind this morning. I'm hoping this improves so I'm not all bummed out for New Years celbration. I was fine until I was in the tub and my mind started wandering. First I was imagining how cool of a studio I would have if I was rich. I was all thinking around 6-7 rooms (One for painting, one for drawing, one study for graphic design, one mat room, one craft room, one gallery room, and one bedroom in case I decided to sleep out there. Oh, and I'd love to have a library too!!!). Anyways, this progressed to thinking about the art show last year which I'm still embarassed as hell about. I kinda fell asleep in the bathtub and dreamed that at the art show I had taken all my work down before opening night, destroyed it, and killed myself. Which, as pleasant as it may be, didn't put me in a happy mood. I'm going to get dressed and go do some errands and hopefully feel better. Meanwhile Jason is asleep because the silly boy was up until like nine this morning playing FF2. What a nut.
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* * * * * * * Monday, December 30, 2002
I am very proud of my TeeHee Farm. (I was watching Kevin Smith right before and he was teeheeing and so for some reason I named it teehee. We don't ask).
I have a puppy named Pearl. Of course, named after my invisible "penis" for those of you who haven't been introduced. I share it with Firefly so it's very long. We keep it on a hose reel. The problem is that if it gets hard it wipes out small towns in a single "bound." Anyways, I therefore found it appropriate to name my puppy Pearl. My puppy loves me very much. He has two hearts for me.
Then there's the chickens. Toasty is still doing quite well. He has now been joined by several friends : Hoover (Cock....Hoover....hahahahahaha?), Noodle (Chicken Noodle?), Salami, Quiver, and Killer (thanks to Animal Crossing). My chickens are, I must admit, getting a tad strange. It disturbs me that they always sleep in the same place equidistant from each other. Also, when I get their eggs in the morning I like to set them all on top of eachother so it looks like I have one six headed chicken. That, my friends, is amusing and yet somewhat distrubing. I'm just saying. There's a reason God made chickens with one head, eh?
I have a horsie named Wootie because he's a Cutie Patootie. Unfortunately I still can't ride him. I tried to take him outside once and it took me three days to get him back in his damn stable. Maybe I'm just stupid but that's a major issue!
Then there's my one cow. Her name is Woink (named after my character in the NanoWriMo story that magically never got finished). She produces small milks and I love her very much. She doesn't go outside either.
I have made a doggie house for Pearl and a kitchen. Which magically comes with a bathroom and shower. I am slightly concerned about where I bathed and showered before my kitchen erupted out of the side of my house, but I will keep my mouth shut. I can't catch anything but boots if my life depended on it. But all in all, I'm having a good time. Who gives a fuck about the damn town anyways, right?
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* * * * * * * Sunday, December 29, 2002
Hm. So, before I forget here's a Christmas blog. Let's see. It's all so exciting, don't you see?
Let's start on Saturday night. Ye old night o' insanity, as I like to call it because for some reason I was really tired from rushing around shopping and stressed cuz of Christmas and the result? Goofy hyperness. Fu gave me a jiggling singing smiley raindeer thing and I proceeded to dance around playing with it all night. Several customers gave me quizzical looks and others commented things like "Um...so I saw you dancing around with your teddy bear..." I didn't particularly care - that night I was high on life. Then Fu came over and we did the present thing really fast cuz I was leaving the next day. I gotted Harvest Moon (which you will definately hear about later), and some spiffy movies (Kissing Jessica Stein, Death to Smootchie, and The Sweetest Thing). I gave her the Evening with Kevin Smith DVD. I would just like to comment that that man is hysterical. I was rolling in laughter.
The next day we skidattled. Rather late too, I might add. I was freaking out. The stress was bombarding me and it wasn't a pleasant morning. So, yeah. We visited his mommy. Which was good. I got sparkle gel from her so if you notice that I shimmer lately that's why. Can't say no to that. Then we headed for his Dad's house. We got there pretty late. It was like two in the morning Montana time (oops).
They had a little Yorkie named Oscar that immediately was my friend. I miss him. He was very cute and hyper and yip yip yippie. He also was full of amusing antics. Like the time he managed to pull and "pasture apple" twice his size right in front of the door! (They have horsies too - in case you were wondering where the pasture apples were coming from).
We had a good time all in all. We had two meals at the neighbors house that were yummy. They were really nice. The specialist thing about is that the neighbors are actually all family of his non-ex wife's (complicated deal in which they are no longer together but haven't felt the need to divorce?). Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a little strange. Part of the thing is that he built the house he lives on on their property so I guess he pretty much has to get along with them. They are all very nice. They bought Jason and I grocery gift cards and phone cards. Woot!
I gotted a !microwave!, pajamas, socks, a candy dish, and a wind up cow from Jason's family. I so scored this year!!!
Then I came home and gotted my family's present (gift cirtificate to Sears), a tiny remote control car, bubbles, purfume, and a ladybug pin. I'm sure you care too. I feel the need to share and you're gonna listen, dagnabit.
Well fuck a purple donkey. I need to get my ass to work. I'll continue storytelling later tonight. I've been so absorbed in Harvest Moon I haven't gotten anything done. BAD LISSA!
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* * * * * * * Saturday, December 28, 2002
Ugh. I'm exhausted. It's been a taxing last couple days. I got home from Montana and basically had to go straight to work. Then when I got home I ate, and went to bed. Then I went to work, came home, ate, and went to bed. Now I'm ready for work. Bad things happen when you have a night, then mid, then morning shift. No time I tell you. I did it to myself tho cuz I switched shifts in order to spend more time with Jason's family. I'm just killing a few minutes until I have to leave for work. I'm sleepy. Just sharing. Work's sucked too cuz I got out of the routine and now doing anything hurts like hell on the knees. Fun, fun, fun. I have, however, played a miniscule amount of Harvest Moon (one of my Christmas Presents). I now own a chicken. Which, for most Harvest Moon players probably isn't that impressive but I was pretty excited. I went on and on about my chicken forever last night and Jason's all umm...Lissa, I think you're getting to involved in your game. I told him I'd decided my new career goal was to own a farm. I named my chicken Toasty. For no particular reason. Jason was disappointed that I didn't name him CockSucker but I informed him I had tried but there weren't enough letters. I promised him that the remaining chickens were going to be named more kinkily. The next one will be named Hover. Toasty is my friend tho. He's not evil like Rachel's chickens. He's nice. He likes it when I run around in circles with him all day. He gets a little dizzy but I enjoy being a rollercoaster simulation for him. Since sadly there aren't a lot of rollercoasters in town, you know. I am a tad concerned that he's not been producing any eggs. I feed him every day (enough for like five chickens) but still no eggs. I think he might have been traumatized by the roller coaster simulation. I'm going to let him rest for a day and see....
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Eep! This one's a quickie. I'm back in town, for those that care, and I had a fairly spiffy Christmas. Hope all you did too!!! That's all I have to say cuz I still have to pee and get my ass to work. That is so the last place in the world that I want to be right now *complain, whine, moan, bitch, cry, woe is me* Ok. I'm done. Now to the pee pot. I'll blog more extensively about my experiences later.
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Well... I need to be going now. We were supposed to be gone by now but (as usual) we are running behind. *sigh* I'm so stressed out. *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Anyways, I wish all you out there a Merry Christmas. Sorry for those of you I wasn't really able to say "goodbye" to or "Merry Christmas" because of the sudden rush to Montana.
Firefly/Lieko I'll have to see you guys when I get back!!! Fu - Thanks for everything. I'll see you soon.
Tata....
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Blah Blah Blah. I have to go to work any minute now. Ugh. Night shift shit all week this week. Four of 'em. But after tonight I'm off again until Thursday. Yay for my nice coworkers who traded with me! Hip Hop Hoooorrahhh. Now Jason can see his mommy. He is a happy Jason. Unfortunately, this also means we leave for Montana tomorrow!!!! Ack. Two days earlier than I was originally planning. Just when I thought I was catching myself up..... Ok. And I'm off.
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Jason just said I should be the subject of multiple ass kickings. Told you he was being assy today.
Now he's singing "lissa's the most wonderful tute in the world." So now I thought he was cute.
Now he just shot rubber bands in my hair........
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* * * * * * * Saturday, December 21, 2002
To relieve tension I've decided to do a this or that. I am now stressing over presents I got people. Now that I've sent them I'm slightly worried about the one I sent my Grandma and Mother. It's really horrid bath salts we made ourselves that stinks and looks more like umm ... sand on crack. I'm wishing I included bath pillows. Is that dumb? I always want to spend more on people. Today I was almost in tears shopping because I kept finding stuff that would be perfect for people and couldn't buy it. Being broke at Christmas so ruins my spirit.
1. Christmas dinner: turkey or ham (or something else)? HAM, baby. HAM. Turkey sucks my big fat ass. Not that I'm feeling obnoxious or anything today.
2. Candy canes or chocolate? Chocolate. And if I end up with candy canes I much prefer anything other than peppermint.
3. Fruit basket or fruitcake? Basket. Fruitcake frightens me.
4. Mulled cider or mulled wine? Cider. Wine sucks cock.
5. Eggnog or hot chocolate? Eggnog. With lots of nog.
6. Holiday cookies: homemade or store-bought? Homemade. Who the hell would want store-bought? Unless I baked them.
7. Roasting chestnuts or popping corn? Never roasted chestnuts or popped corn for Christman but I'm intrigued by the idea of attempting to roast chestnuts so lets go for that one.
8. On the buffet table: veggie platter or cheese tray? Cheese tray. I like CHEESE! HEE!
9. Apple or pumpkin pie? Pumpkin. With lots of cool whip.
10. Christmas Day breakfast: before or after gift-opening? Breakfast? I eat breakfast? Here's the thing. On Christmas it's always gifts first and then one is so entranced with gifts they don't remember to eat. Not that I eat breakfast anways. I'm pointless.
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*deep breath* The rush is over. I finally have all my gifts bought and most made. I even mailed those that I had to send out. These last few days have been a disaster. The stress from Christmas mixed with my recent anxieties with having to deal with people are not meshing well. It's very odd. I appear to have developed a phobia of crowds. Last night I was all freaked out and couldn't stop crying. I don't know what my problem was but it was interesting because I was having this problem at work and I spent a lot of my time in the bathroom trying to make it look like I wasn't crying only to come out and cry again. Good thing I don't wear make up.
Then today I was like in super bitch mode. Everything was pissing me off and Jason was at the top of the list. I still think he was being particularly assy today but I've been in strangle mode nonetheless. What I'm currently fuming about is his boycott on McDonalds. All I friggin wanted was a cheap chicken sandwhich. I'm pretty sure it's on the dollar menu there but at Burger King, where we ended up going, they have sucky chicken sandwhiches and they are 3.00. Goododododododooddammit.
I should go. Stress elsewhere!
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I want to crawl up in a ball and cry. I hate Christmas this year.
I hate having no money to spend on people. I've alotted $50 total for like presents for 20 people. I shouldn't have alotted even that much because I owe $600 more than I have for the month of December but I figured another $50 can't hurt at this point, right? I'm paying only what I have to in order to get by/not be reported to collections/not be fired. As if that's not stressful enough everything I tell you, everything is more expensive than I was hoping it would be. Or is taking more time to make than I had hoped. I don't know how it's all going to be done. Plus, I still have to mail everything. *dies* That's it. I can't go on. Can't I hibrinate?
To make it worse I have to spend Christmas with Jason's family. I really do love them. Don't get me wrong. It's just that I don't particuarly want to see them when I've gained this much weight and still haven't made anything of myself. It's hard enough answering to my own parents. Plus I can't afford the gas to get over there. Plus we can't figure out how to see his mom. He was practically in tears last night. It's been a year since he's seen her but she's only at home and awake from like 5pm to 8pm and that's just horrid times for my work schedule next week. I was going to ask someone to change but there's nobody that could even switch with me. I just want to go to my home. I miss my family so much. Christmas sucks when you're not with your family. It's so depressing. Ok and must I interject - seriously, what the hell are we supposed to get for his dad and brother? Ugh. And he's no help whatsoever. He never gives presents and when he does they're usually kinda blah ... unless I pick them out for him. (sidenote : I haven't gotten a present from him since my engagement ring - not that I'm bitter or materialistic or anything - because it doesn't really matter in the long run, does it? Somtimes it'd be nice to know he was thinking of me tho.). Thinking of people is the entire reason I am so big on presents. I love shopping and it's frustrating not be be able to buy people what I want to get them but giving something crappy I figure is better than nothing at all. At least they know I care, right? Right? Just say right. If you don't I'll jam pizza up your nose. Which isn't pleasant. Because then you're nose gets all saucy. I should know. Read earlier blog entry.
I'm going to stop boring you with my problems. I'm going to try to call Jason. My car didn't feel the need to start today and it concerns me. Because if God really wanted to add more to my problems right now a broken down car would push me over the edge. If that happened I'm pretty sure it'd be hello mental institution goodbye reality. Ha. That implies I'm living in reality now. Ha. Maybe I am. Maybe that's the problem. *sigh* I need to get out of this funk and into happy within the next hour so I am not a basketcase at work, eh?
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Jason's sleeping (he was up all night for finals) so don't have anyone to share my stupid mistake with. By default it is whoever is reading my blog. I just shoved a piece of pizza up my nose!!! Ack. Jason had some pizza in the fridge I think he bought last night when I was gone. I decided to steal a piece and it was all cold and stiff and I went to put it in my mouth and totally missed!!! I'm so disturbed by this...plus now my nose feels quite special.
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Aie. My feet/legs/back/knees/neck hurts, but other than that.... (: owch? It's been kinda a crappy day cuz I have been in pain and sluggish all day. I'm just so friggin tired it's not even funny. I have to get sleep tonight tho because tomorrow is dedicated to Christmas crap. I have to finish that up and soon! *eeks*
Nothing incredible happened today. I'm happy because I found cute/demented penguin cards that were fairly cheap. Now I just have to fill them out and send them. I'm still pondering some gifts and like I said still have several to make. I think tonight I'm going to sit down in front of the tellie and work on the handmade gifts (which is most of them).
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Ponderings on a package of Hershey Chocolates:
Milk Chocolate is ... milk chocolate
Special Dark is ... dark chocolate (and therefore special
Krackle .... crackles when you eat it
Mr. Goodbar is ... good ... is .... a bar .... but .... is a Mr? How do they know? *searches for rod of love on her Mr. Goodbar and is dissapointed that the search came up negative* Ack - just realized something. It might not have a rod of love but it does have NUTS. -_- *dies*
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I feel a lot like a slug today. Gooey. Sluggish. Slimey. Sluggish. Gross. Yup. Definately a slug.
I am a slug with "carol of the bells" ding ding a linging in my head contstantly. Christmas Carols are the work of a evil force I tell you. Evil. EEEEVVVVVIIIIllllLLlll. (My precious).
I am very very tired today. I can't seem to function because I keep falling back to sleep. This isn't good as I have to leave to work/physical therapy soon. It also is very NOT good because I have to do Christmas presents STILL. I'm so stressed out about it. I'm literally freaking. It just hit me yesterday that I only had a week. I don't know where I thought I was, but a week away from Christmas wasn't it. How the fuck did that happen? I still have presents to make, to buy, to send, and cards. Dear Lord, I still have to do cards.
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So. Where to start? I need to go to bed, but I figured a quick blog was in order before hitting the sack.
Tonight I went to see Lord of the Rings. Which I know I shouldn't have done because it costed money and time but in the end I had a blast and sometimes you need that when you're stressed about holidays! It was terrific, by the way. I liked this one a lot better than the first. It had a lot more humor, I think. I appreciated Golum (sp?) and his specialness. I even enjoyed the fight scenes. I was elated when Gandolf came to save the day! And gimmie Aragon and Legolas any day (hee!). Yes, it was good. (: Frodo scared me a bit in the end with his whole freaky "I'm stoned" thing - I'm sure that's going to haunt my nightmares!!! That's ok tho cuz I have a Sam and I can pet him and go "My PRECCCIOOOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS....."
In other news I got a card from Emrys today! It's soft and pretty! *pet pet* and I got a gift certificate (which is hard and shiny *pet pet*). I'm feeling much more in the Christmas spirit!!! Thanks, Emrys. Not that I didn't already say that a million times!!! Hee.
Now I just have to get all my presents finished. I still have a million to make and a few more to buy. Oh, and cards. Um, yeah. And if they're going to get places in times I should have sent them....yesterday? Crap. Hope people don't mind getting late Christmas gifts... I feel bad tho. My mom was just complaining yesterday about having nothing to open on Christmas and here I am being late. Damn holidays snuck up on me so fast this year. I could have sworn it was still summertime!!! Help!
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Ugh. I am so tired. Can I die now? Please? ...
I think I'm going to sleep. I don't get much of a nap tho cuz I have stinky parties to go to tonight. Socialization = Bah Humbug.
I finally got new pants. Pants that actually zip up so my fly isn't eternally opened. Unfortuantely, there's a bad side effect. They are apparently the eternal wedgie pants of doom. I find this extremely annoying because besides this one downfall they are quite comfy. However, you remove the wedgie and bam two seconds later it's unexplainably back. Erghermuffin.
Today was a strange day. I had a lady obsess over my snowflakes. She was like "they are so cool....they look like lace." That was the high point of my day. I'm such an exciting individual.
I am saddened because I was informed by security that someone took a whiz on one of our gas pumps. Why does this make me sad? Beacuse it was pump 11 and pump 11 is my special friend, Herbie the friendly fuel dispenser. *cries for Herbie*
Yo, Firefly. You need to blog, girl! It's been a whole week. Tsk Tsk.
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*groggily types to her blog - the only thing awake at this insane time in the morning* Grrr. Must not sleep. Must stay awake. Must go to work. I so got like two hours of sleep last night. I finally got to bed at 1am and couldn't sleep until 2am. 5am minus 2am is 3, kids. I'm learning my subtraction tables as we speak. Be proud mommy.
I should go. I'm crossing my fingers that my brush is in the car. Otherwise I'm going to have to go up and down the friggin stairs twice. Why do you care? You don't. That's the beauty of blogs.
Tonight I have two Christmas parties to attend. One is a potluck thrown by my friend/assistant manager at work and one is for Jason's Republican groupies (YRs). I've been letting him drag me along to events lately because they are his friends and I know it's important to him. Besides, the last one I went to was at a hella nice restaurant. We're talking the most expensive food I've ever tasted! Everyone was really nice too. But the food, mmmmm! Exquisite (:
Eep. I gotta get out of here. It looks cold outside. I'm not going to enjoy this...
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....can't ....stop ....blogging! ....ahhhhhh!
I just ate a whole can of cranberries. I feel rather sick. The house is like empty as far as food goes so I've really had to improvise. *eep* I need to budget to see if I have any money for food this week. I'm rather afraid to tho.
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Ugh. I have a lot to do today even tho it's my day off. I'm stressing out about wether or not I should call back the place I interviewed at. I keep picking up the phone and then chickening out. My parents always tell me to call if I really want the job but it makes me feel pesky. Maybe I'll wait until Monday. But then I worry because Monday is a week after the interview. If they were going to hire me I'd probably have heard by now. You'd think. Hm.
In other news I'm incredibly boring today. Forgive me. I'm also a blogaholic lately. I think beause I've been pretty busy being productive (finally I hit a productivity streak) I haven't had much time to chat so here and there I get a little shararific and blog.
Ok. I have a lot of stuff to do before I go to bed. Which is pretty early tonight because I work the morning shift tomorrow. Joy of joys, I tell you. Wish me luck. (LUCK)
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I am so completely and utterly amused. You learn a new thing every day. For me, today it was baunch. Now I pass this along to you. Enjoy.
If you have already learned of or experienced baunch then I'm sorry but you're going to have to find your own new thing to learn today. I suggest searching your body and making sure you know the names of all of your body parts. If not, look it up, find the name, and you too will have a new thing you learned. Excitement is my middle name.
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Weird night. I went to bed fairly early. Sleep rather hard - we're talking dead to the world. Then all of a sudden at five o'clock this morning I wake up and can't get back to sleep. What the fuck is that? Argh. Pukey Pukey Puddin' and Pie. *garble*
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 05:23 a.m.
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* * * * * * * Thursday, December 12, 2002
I wish Jason would get home. I am feeling really depressed. I don't want to talk about it. I just want to cuddle.
argh -____- argh
Maybe I should just sleep. My face still is in pain. It's like all weird because when you touch my nose where it hurts it has fluid in it like when my sinuses are acting up.... Hm.
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 11:15 p.m.
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* * * * * * * Thursday, December 12, 2002
I feel like an emotional basketcase tonight. That's because I am. Weird little things can happen and trigger lows. I just cried over an American Express Commercial. I'm such a freak.
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* * * * * * * Thursday, December 12, 2002
I'm in a grumpy mood. I think I should be a dwarf. Or maybe there's seven Melissa's instead of seven dwarfs and today I'm Grumpy the Melissa. Pretend that made sense.
I just got another bill I can't pay and if I don't I'll get in trouble with work (union dues). Heard nothing back from the company I interviewed with. I guess I'll call them tomorrow. I'm so broke. *worried*
Plus my face hurts. You see, last night Jason was asleep in bed. I reached over him to set the alarm. I don't know if I scared him or what but next thing I know he smacks me between my left eye and my nose. I can't complain to him about it because he feels so bad - it was a complete accident. It's not just a bruise because it has been throbbing all day. Is it possible to sprain your nose without any swelling? I need to find some Tylenol.
Work hasn't been so fun lately. There's a lot of tension. I would like to get out of this whole friggin mess. Plus somewhere with more hours and more money. Money. Need money. Desperately!!!
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 06:35 p.m.
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* * * * * * * Thursday, December 12, 2002
New layout finally up. It's Mummford. At least his head. The only part of him that would fit in the scanner. Poor guy. -_- Almost makes you want to pet him doesn't it? Especially how his nose is all scrunched up against the glass on that one pic. Told you this was a pretty ugly layout. Hee! Yet, it makes me happy cuz it's Mummford.
FYI - The tagboard is now on the bottom on the left. Just thought I'd informed you because it was so prominent in the last layout...
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 12:25 a.m.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, December 11, 2002
I am a bad stinky person buttnugget. I totally forgot to call my dad today and it's his birthday. I remembered mom. I rememebered my brother. BUT I friggin forgot my Dad. I'm so mad at myself and feel horrible. I could call now but I'd be shot cuz it's really really late. The worst part is Dad's always feeling left out because my mom is the one we seem to always go to for things (she kinda wears the pants). So, I'm always trying to make him feel better because I worry that he doesn't know how much he is loved. Now I forget his birthday. Smooth move. I feel so bad.
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 11:19 p.m.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, December 11, 2002
This or That Tuesday
1. Real or artificial tree? *ponders* Well, I'm torn. You see, on one hand I do love real trees because they are happy and smell good. However, artificial trees are easier because you don't have to water them, they don't shed as bad, and you don't have to go pick them out. Being that I'm lazy I'd probably have to go artificial. Plus, less expensive in the long run.
2. Real or artificial wreath? Quite frankly, I'm not a wreath person. Real though, if I had to choose.
3. Open gifts on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day (or do you do another holiday such as Hannukkah)? Both. In my family there was a routine. We went to dad's side for Christmas Eve. Then Christmas morning we unwrapped all the immediate family presents. Then that night we went to mom's side.
4. "It's A Wonderful Life" or "Miracle on 34th Street"? I actually enjoy both but having to pick my gut leans toward Miracle on 34th Street.
5. Outdoor decorations, or just indoors? Preferably both but since I'm broke and lazy nothing right now.
6. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" or "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"? Rudolph. Much more fun.
7. Miniature lights or the larger ones? Both. Lights are the spice of life.
8. Store-bought or hand-made ornaments? Erm...both!
9. TV Specials: The Grinch or Charlie Brown? Neither. Grinch if I have to pick.
10. Will you be staying at home for the holiday, or going visiting? Going visiting. Altho where is still up in the air.
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 10:58 p.m.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, December 11, 2002
Grrr. I'm feeling terribly guilty. Sorry I didn't drive you home, Sarah. I don't know why I'm so lazy tonight. I just hate driving, especially at night, and... yeah. Ugh. I suck. *cry* By the way, you left your gloves in with the food you left in my car. I'll haveta remember to bring in the gloves and the clothing you lent me tomorrow to work. Thank you for the food, by the way. I think you were giving it to me - I was a little confused because I said - that's ok - and yet it magically stayed in my car. I don't think I said thank you, but it is appreciated cuz we have no food here that isn't hamburger helper, as you well know.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, December 11, 2002
I'd quickly like to share a few things before I leave.
1. My boss just called. Apparently there's no heat at work tonight. Seriously folks, this 'aint cool.
2. There is a spider in the bathroom. ARGH. And Jason's not home to "take care of it."
3. I must be out of it. I keep touching my screen and expecting it to actually do something. It's cuz there's a touch screen at work but my mind keeps forgetting I have to use the mouse here! What a nut.
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with it's face stuck in the scanner @ 04:41 p.m.
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* * * * * * * Wednesday, December 11, 2002
I actually archived. Mainly because I'm close to having a new layout. It's rather ugly but I need a change so I'm gonna at least throw it up there at least for the holiday season. It'll probably debut after work tonight. -_- Excitement galore, ne?
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