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Real Name: Samantha Mak
Age: 21
B-Day: May 8, 1980
(V-E Day! ^O^)
Location: Vancouver
Ethnicity: Chinese
Contact: keishoney@redsuns.org
Currently...
attending: University of British Columbia
watching: Saiyuki, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Ayashi no Ceres, Noir, GTO, Days of Our Lives, Passions, MUCHMUSIC (^O^)
reading: various Victorian novels, and a lot of s**t about the Pacific Rim, Initial D, Peach Girl, yaoi fanfics (^O^)
obsessed with: yaoi/shounen ai, boys in general, cars... ^O^;;, Takahashi Keisuke, LEGOLAS (^O^), Fujimiya Aya, Chichiri, Chang Wufei, AARON KWOK (^O^), Nicholas Tse, Kaneshiro Takeshi, Edison Chen
listening to: Glay, Luna Sea, Nicholas Tse, Aaron Kwok, Edison Chen
learning: how to draw sexy bishounen/biseinen, how to draw cars, how to write... *ahem*smut*ahem*, how to draw *ahem*blush*ahem*??? (^O^), how to draw/colour with my computer.
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lalalala~~~
Saturday, December 28, 2002 02:03 a.m.
leggy-chama again~~ ^________^
♥ ♥ ♥
and of course the new strange and unusual thoughts. all at once this time cuz ... well i'm too lazy to spread them out over another 5 days. ^O^;;;
1. the one ring
- you know how the ring can resize itself to fit any hand? wonder if it only works for fingers... (i know you can draw your own conclusion).
- if so, i wonder what sauron would think if he saw *that*! ^O^
2. sauron x everyone??
- from the above thought, would it mean that sauron's getting quite a bit of nookie? seeing as the ring is an extension of himself...
- it would certainly mean he's been getting quite an eyeful...
- there was gollum, then bilbo, frodo, perhaps a bit with boromir?
3. frodo x sam-ness
- poor poor sam... so obviously jealous of frodo's affections for gollum.
- thus he must work out his sexual frustrations by being mean to gollum, the reason for the frustration.
- it's a sad sad thing when you get traded in for a new and funner model with all sorts of features and functions.
4. sam x frodo x gollum/smeagol
- a little 3some action? ^_______^
- prolly gets started when gollum sees the hobbits cuddling all the time and gets jealous. he reaches in for a little groping of his own, and it's all downhill from there!
5. horse x aragorn
- with all the unkempt hair and stubble, is easy to make mistake of species
6. aragorn x haldir
- 1 word.
- necrophilia.
and also, there's a thought that i'm contributing to the 5 minutes i owe mizzy in her blog.
and have also rethought gandalfxshadowfaxxgandalf relationship. is definitely only gandalfxshadowfax. it is not a balanced relationship when one comes at the other's whistle, no matter how harmonized.
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the best for last!
Sunday, December 22, 2002 09:41 p.m.
the fifth and final (maybe) scary LoTR: TTT thought:
GOLLUM X SMEAGOL BDSM!!!
*bows* thank you! good night!
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almost forgot today's entry!
Saturday, December 21, 2002 10:49 p.m.
the fourth weird LoTR: TTT thought is:
GANDALF X SHADOWFAX (his horse)
noble beasts that they both are. ^_~
ooo... amendment! gandalfxshadofaxxgandalf. true love requires give and take. ^_~
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number 3
Friday, December 20, 2002 11:22 p.m.
today's disturbing LoTR: TTT thought (belated, but still here!):
TREE HERDERS X MERRY AND PIPPIN
how else could they be sure that merry and pip were not orcs unless they conducted a very thorough examination? ^_~
and then there's the swaying and the moaning... one big circle jerk, i tell ya!
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number 2
Thursday, December 19, 2002 02:31 p.m.
Today's not nice LoTR: TTT thought:
SAURON X SARUMON via palantir.
and the reason i listed the names in that order has nothing to do with power differentials. think about it.
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beware the next 5 days~
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 04:44 p.m.
i have enough wrong thoughts for one a day! yay! ^O^
Today's wrong thought is:
URUK-HAI ORGY
after all... what else are they going to do with their spare time? They're running across big flat plains... nothing else to do... nights must get pretty boring~~
and why do you think they're all so out of breath "all of a sudden" that one night when previously they hadn't shown any signs of tiring? cuz they'd be going at it like rabbits the night before!
*stops before she hurts herself*
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back from the midnight showing of LoTR
Wednesday, December 18, 2002 03:40 a.m.
leggy-chama~~~ **_**
w00t!!! my god is that boy beautiful!!! ♥♥♥
*happihappi*
so much aragornxlegolas goodness!!! movie was practically oozing with it! (and of course there's the requisite FrodoxSam-ness)
(you know... speaking of not nice words, "oozing" is not a nice word)
leggy-chama looked so adorably distressed when he couldn't find aragorn~~ ^_^ so cute! ahhh~~~ *too* cute~~~~ *sparkles with the legolas-love*
First Impressions:
1. Why does Aragorn keep falling in love left and right?
2. Gimli provides surprising comic relief.
3. So did the Gollum-Schmigl(sp?) personality disorder and subsequent monologues.
4. This got a little excessive and annoying by the end.
5. But he's the first full CG chara I haven't wanted to kill. *cough*jarjarbinks*cough*
6. At 2am, it's very difficult to understand what the trees are saying, but they're very funny.
7. Though you will think I'm insane for writing #6, when you see the movie (or if you've read the book) you'll know what I mean.
8. Elrond has very odd parenting techniques.
9. The elf army is rather scary in their uniformity and unison.
10. Though Legolas is still right sexy. ^_____^
11. Leggy-chama got lots of close-ups!
12. *LOTS* of close-ups!! *^O^*
13. Unfortunately, so did Gimli... >_>
and of course, i cannot leave y'all without my requisite dirty thought!
okay... this is very very bad. *holds neko up to head*
Prepare for thwappage!
Ready, kitty?
2 words.
FrodoxGollum.
Now that I've put that mental image in your heads I'm off to bed!
g'nite everybody!
*muah*
^*^
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