the strokes.
sorry, but all the people who are going batshit over them are people whose opinions are in my second tier of trust. no one whose musical taste matters to me has any sort of opinion on them, and no one who has raved about them has given me any concrete reasons for their slobbering.

mullets.
because they are just not funny anymore, and have not been since the mulletsgalore.com-sponsored calendar was spotted on the shelf at the syosset borders.