Choking on Pitas

As you know, I have long feared that many of my favorite pastimes and charming eccentricities may end up resulting in my eternal damnation. (A recent midnight viewing of Quills only served to inflame my... my concern. Read: Joaquin Phoenix in the cloth).
But behold! I shall fear not! I have come across evidence suggesting that my case may not be hopeless after all. I mean, if sin is relative, and who's to say its not, then I could get off scot-free.

Check it out:

jesus.com
and
divine-interventions.com

Well, maybe I am not of the hook, but at least I will have interesting company in hell.