Saturday, December 14, 2002


Ok, long "Debating Severus Snape" post. Sue me. And yeah, massive spoiler ahead. Read at your own risk.

*rolls sleeves to top* My dear, you are just STARTING to read and get known of Severus. It's been months since I've been diggin' my nails into the man to absorb as much as I can from him, to the point of position Severus into my top 10 drool worthy 2D characters (With the add of the real life sex God that is Alan "Look at my smirk because you know you want me" Rickman). The "Perro que ladra no muerde" theory is just the peak of the iceberg you are looking at. The conclusion is too, I must say, extremely easy for you to find it ^_^ Guess why I can't picture him with any "ship" as a stable couple? Because his personality is too much interesting to stick with an already copyrighted character. Let's go with the examples, shall we?

* Snape x any female character: NO. Both copyrighted or original in the fanfiction case. Women are too complicate and boring for him. Stupid creatures, he'd say.

* Hermione x Snape : Definately no. That mudblood is too much of a noisy pain in the ass to even conceive he'd get a decent relationship with her. And the eternal "I love you, I hate you, Gimme more" drama does not fit here. Why? Because the man would surely get tired of tolerating as much as he could from the sassy grrrrl. He has many more interesting things to do than spending his time with a mrs-know-it-all hot girl.

* Lily Potter x Snape : Ditto. The fact that Severus hates James is not a chance for you to shoot the first thought at "AAaahhh yeah, he hates him because he stole his teenage crush". Gimme a break ok? He lives his own, sick, twisted lovely world. He hates him because of the typical Gryffindor/Slytherin thingie (add fame, glory, kick ass Quidditch skills, etc etc) and the personal hate of saving him. Back to Lily, she's Harry's mother. And I think that's self explanatory. AKA = Uggh.

* James x Severus: See above.

* Sirius x Severus: Ok. A slasher pinky cloud. As much interesting as it would look like for the (again) "I love you, I hate you, gimme more" fact, this cannot be. Why? Because it's an official fact that Sirius and Remus are lovers (And the one who denies that, has a sharp mind as no one ever seen before) and because as much as "Sirius wanted to kill him with Werewolf!Remus" (see "Twisted ways of love: conditions and sexual innuendos to fulfill a rich slash story"), Rowling is not CLAMP, and we can't fall into the Subaru/Seishirou cliché for Severus/Sirius because it is a completely different situation. Opposites atract? Kiss my ass. Black is as much as a git as Severus could be. Again, Snape does not fall into an easy cliché.

* Remus x Snape: Okay, here's a very slight possibility, I have to admit. The DADA teacher is a man, which makes him with an easier to understand mind (Men heads are soooo easy sometimes) and as hot as hell for every seme. She loves to picture Lupin as a seme *shrug* and sometimes if you have a good *eye* for him, that could happen. In that case: seme x seme = doesn't work.

* Harry x Snape: Do I have to mention how much I loathe this coupling? I liked it once, but the Potter boy is too much angstyness for my sophisticated taste (AAHHH!! :D). Some fanartists show him as a fuckable character: cute, sweet, arrogant, angsty, bitchy, brave, etc, etc. But a relationship with him tends Severus to get tired. For more information, see above (Hermione x Snape).

* Ginny x Snape: *rolls eyes* A Weasley? Muggle lover? And a show off because she got Riddle's diary from Lucius? No way.

* Dumbledore/McGonagall/Sprout/Sinitra/Vector, etc etc x Snape: Don't look at me like that, I've read fics like those and I don't have to tell you how many times that sucks in so many levels.

* Female!Mary Sue x Snape: Again, do I have to explain?

* Male!Mary Sue x Snape: I had the oportunity to come across with those fics... hm, twice. But the writer was terrible. In the sense of grammar, spelling and other candies. So I couldn't enjoy it much, which sent me to a lack of interest. Sorry, but a good writer has to *catch you* from the first paragraph. If not, there's no way you'll spend hours in reading.

The only original character that does not fit into a Mary Sue-ish lamey cathalogue, is Edward Hawthorne, who is Rae's character. Why do I say this? Because he's a perfect prospect: uke, lovely, sarcastic, smart, highly cultured, independent and dependent at the same time, and for the 'opposite' mere aspect, he loves his students (Ah yeah, he's a professor too). Developing a personality so well thought as only Rae can do (and I tell you that she is a goddess slashy writer. I'm picking on her to publish something XD), one can tell he's the most acceptable candidate.

EDIT: I know, I know, I forgot many couplings, here they come.

* Lockhart x Snape: Is there anything more annoying than that idiot? Most surely not.

* Lucius x Snape: Lust, lust, lust. Something else? Lust. And a relationship based on lust and visible boredom hit from Severus, won't surely success, even after marriage in Lucius' case.

* Draco x Snape: *shakes head* Can't get the blondie in a platonic relationship with the man. Also I have my own theory that Severus is Draco's Godfather. *nod*

* Arhtur Weasley x Snape: Oh, please. -_-;;;;

Blimey! O.O this finished really long.

So, if you have any doubt, there will be no problem in replying because I do have my arguments to state my position *stomps foot on ground* >DDDDDDDDD *evilness to 100%*

Time of detention was at 12:01 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Friday, December 13, 2002


Okaaay, wanna fly high? Listen to this. It's from the movie All about Lily Chou Chou. Did I watched the movie? No. As usual, Melan-darling and his impeccable taste. He came online and sent me some mp3 about this movie. First one I listen I say "Hey, this is Björk" and I kid you not. This girl is a real made up artist only for the movie and she does sing a lot like the alternative diva. So whatever, I went to investigate a little about this movie and... makes you cry T_T The argument is so, soooo sad, that even just reading it, you have to carry a tissue box next to the PC. It's about the story of this boy named Yuichi who starts in 8th grade and is abused. He is a fan of this singer called Lily Chou Chou and keeps himself into his fan world. He meets a friend online as fan as he is, called "blue cat". In resume because there are many characters here) it's the story about a 13 year old kid growing in Okinawa and the typical gang abuse at school, the fanatism and daily motto to simply 'survive' this life.

Good. Yes, the story is good. But very crude. And with the never missing touch of existencialism/abstraction/sub-realism of Melan-kun's favorite movies ^^;; *sniffles* Why do you have to go when we get to talk to each other? *sigh* If your sis goes to London too, tell her to buy me something related with HP, specially Snape XD Kidding, kidding (as if). Cheer up a little and tear your worries away, enjoy your trip in Egypt, mon petit, I'll be missing you here. Love you <3<3<3

Time of detention was at 03:34 a.m. and Peeves was singing Sight / Lily Chou Chou

Thursday, December 12, 2002


*receives conventional mail*

I soooooooo was not expecting this *pets the mail* *takes them again from the petite envelope* Noooooo *saves them again* +_+ *hug* THANKS SO MUCH!!!! <3<3<3<3 *is literally dead by the surprise* *chuckle* I just /love/ the little emoticons XDDD ("û_û are your hands clean?!") ---> Muwahahahaha!!! >DD!! And I think the flowers made their mission right ^.~

On a more sad note: I have my exam today and I don't know a thing -_- I've been studying with Laura last night and we are a couple of air heads. I can't get a thing inside >< Oh well, I'll do what I can, and if not... *shrug*

Time of detention was at 11:20 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Wednesday, December 11, 2002


*jumps*

CHERRIES!!! XDDDD *goes eat'em with kaasan*

Time of detention was at 09:14 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Tuesday, December 10, 2002


UPDATES YO!

Massive revamping on TEISHU[dot]COM as well as my debut as local webmistress. new sites, some history about us and a project that may give its advantajes for all. Go check! ^_____^

Time of detention was at 04:36 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Tuesday, December 10, 2002


I think I can help into 'Revealling the mistery of Severus Snape'. Qué hay debajo de esa túnica? El tesoro de la humanidad!! XDD De lo que se sabe es que en el libro 1 tiene 35 años así que contando el 5th pisa los 39. Pelo brillante y grasiento, piel cetrina y una hermosa naríz aguileña (NO es narigón, y al que lo diga le corto la garganta è.é). La envidia del barrio! :D Hay algo sobre una supuesta "Florence" que se menciona por Dumbledore en el libro 4, y en muchas listas que estoy dicen (ojo, /dicen/) que fue algo de Severus. Lo cual no concuerda con mi mente slashera pero bue'. La única cosilla que aporto yo, es una pseudo idea de lo que pudo haber sido Severus de niño. ^^ Graphic whore I am :P Ah! In case you go Severus doujin hunting, here's the way to write his name in Jap (Y seguimos viendo los cachibaches que tiene Leticia an su HD! XD)

*mira los scans de doujins tuyos* Todo lo que quieras, pero Severus tiene un caracter demasiado fuerte para ser uke. *shakes head* Incluso en algunos fanarts where he's giving someone (?) a blowjob and such, no me puedo meter en la cabeza que a él le toque abajo :P Siendo Remus el objeto de deseo que primero se presenta para uke, por qué insisten con Severus, algo paradójicamente imposible?

De paso te cuento: en una de las ML en las que estoy (SSSS) subieron una vista de 360º de la oficina de Snape XDD. I uploaded it on Teishu and here's the link. Enjoy! XD

Time of detention was at 08:27 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Monday, December 9, 2002


*scratches head* Help?

The funny things of checking your WinMX music folder is that sometimes you find things you don't remember downloading at all Ô_x;; I found this and I have no idea of what is it. I know it's Chinese, er, Cantonese. Whatever. But I don't know who sings it or what it says. So if anyone knows, please tell me on the tagboard? Coz it's nice but I don't understand a word X_X;;; Maybe some Chinese help? Please? ^^;;;; *blushes at the demand*

Time of detention was at 06:18 a.m. and Peeves was singing the Chinese song I have no idea what is it about...o.O

Monday, December 9, 2002


So back to bussiness!

The b-day party sucked. Forced and lacking of enthusiasm and with missing people. *shrug* I don't care. I didn't want to do anything but they insisted. Their loss.

Paradoxically, the best gifts I've got them from online. Dhan phoned me and talked with me like an hour and half XD that was so cool, and we talked like mads. I owe you 2 pieces of cake darling: one from last year and one from this year <3<3<3

Thanks to Ali who gave me this cool card and this drool worthy wallpaper featuring Severus and Edward, Rae's original character. XDDDD Thanks girl!

* BIG HUGS * ^_______^ thanks for your kind wishes, dearies! <3<3<3 *drools at Selen's idea* Oh please, don't be so cruel with my hormonal fangirlism >DDD!!!!

Time of detention was at 01:42 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Saturday, December 7, 2002




Muwahahaha!!! I'm a Real Slashy Hero certificated! So is she XDDDD. You just have to <3 the Rae. Just <3 her.

Time of detention was at 04:25 a.m. and Peeves was singing squeeeeeeee!!

Saturday, December 7, 2002


Something I forgot to tell you...

SEVERUS SNAPE IS A BLOODY SEX GOD AND STRAIGHT SEME!! :3!!

^^ Thank you.

Time of detention was at 12:54 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Friday, December 6, 2002


Nadie nunca se atrevió? Cobaaardes XD Yo pregunto porque me extraña de una persona en Argentina que posea el capital para eso, nada más. De afuera no me extraña, pero de aca, me pico la curiosidad. *slaps forehead* Con razón, guachinga! XD Sos diseñadora! Aaahhhh que lindo, me hubiese gustado hacer eso, pero lo mío son las ciencias de la información. Remember: Information = power :P

Mi última compra me costó 54 dólares por /dos/ doujinshi, mientras que con 35, te comprás /cuatro/ mangas.

A LA RE-PELOTA DE MAHOMA! O.O Dólares... hmm.. que era eso? XP Gano 100 pesos por mes, so no way.

Sobre compañeros de trabajo... *se rasca la cabeza* Soy la más joven ahi. Y jode a veces, si, pero me la tengo que bancar porque son las reglas de juego. Te gusta o te vas. Pero veremos, que se yo, una puede pedir un aumento si se la agarra a la presidenta con buen humor XD

Time of detention was at 08:52 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Friday, December 6, 2002



Harry Potter: Which Hogwarts professor would you be?
brought to you by Quizilla

*moans* Yeah, baby.

Time of detention was at 07:33 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Thursday, December 5, 2002


Selen, para la comunidad slashera de HP no hay limites XDDD Me encanta SiriusxSeverus, pienso que incluso sería mucho más interesante que SeverusxRemus. Sobre si Severus no es seme... *grita* POR DIOXXX!!! ES UN SEME CON TODAS LAS LETRAS!!! XO!!! *se atacó* *bangs head against table*

Preguntonta.. de dónde cornófilos sacás la guita para comprarte tantos doujinshis? Caramba que en Córdoba siguen con el dólar 1 a 1 o... x_X Yo hace meses que no compro ni una miserable revista de 2 pesos, ni me quiero imaginar lo que salen los doujinshis. Tarjeta de crédito yo? *dies laughing* No freakin' way. De pedo si tengo sueldo -_-

Time of detention was at 05:38 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Thursday, December 5, 2002


Well I failed into the exam of cathalogation. Fucking idiot.

I have to study all over again for next week. And they want to make me a b-day party for me this Sunday. I don't want to.

I'm frustrated, pissed and with a flu that is eating my nerves. I'm off to bed.

Time of detention was at 04:36 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Tuesday, December 3, 2002


And now for the record of the funny referrers I get...

i wanna fuck snape

*dies laughing* You are original in your web research, buddy.

Time of detention was at 12:14 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Tuesday, December 3, 2002


My throat is dead -_-

It started hurting me yesterday and I thought it was because of the stress of the exam. Today, I had the cathalogation exam and after it, still hurts. Tried all: honey, warm milk, remedy candies, even Melan's Mom recipe... it calmed it down a little but still huuuuuurtzzz.

Working currently on 2 layouts. One for MD which is my err, semi-secret project (since I share it with someone else. In fact, it's *her* work, but I manage) and the other is this blog's layout. Though I think I'll keep it till January 2003. I love the twins. *massive kissing*



Ah.

AIM is being a pain with me. Ask her or her if you don't believe me, and they'll know what I'm talking about: buddy sn lists unavaiable, logging in and out every 4 seconds and more. I could log on ICQ but I *hate* it.

Time of detention was at 05:43 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Sunday, December 1, 2002




what kind of junkie are you?

Time of detention was at 06:04 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Sunday, December 1, 2002


Okkaaayy, so I graduated. Here's the proof. CLICK!

The ceremony was cool. As usual,I was late ^^;;; I entered just the moment the National Anthem started, so no blow off. There was a traditional group that played 4 songs later and then, the good bye words by the representative students of each career. Silvina was the choosen one from the Librarians and first, before she started, she asked for a minute of silence for Gabriela, one of our pals who died last year at a car accident. She was 26.

Then the dyplomas, yadda yadda and then off to par-tay. Kinda decent, yeah. Except from the drunken assholes from the other careers getting in the middle of us while we were celebrating. I could have punched one, but I didn't want blood on my grad dress. Ugh. Speaking of dresses, they were of all kinds. From simple nice ones to extravagants. Cases like Patricia's whose dress was so tight that I thought she was going to get asphyxiated with her boobs. BTW, nice pair :P Yeah, really. I'm that 'entertained' in social reunions.

In resume, that paper I showed at the top of the entry is just the 'fashionable' way to say that I'm still 3 exams to go for the *official* Professional title. The hell, I did it. And yeah, the icky "third highest score of the school" paper was given in the middle of the ceremony. How embarassing.

Time of detention was at 12:51 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Saturday, November 30, 2002


YAY! I'm a Slashy Hero! XDDD!!

Real Slashy Heroes!

This one is for you, Ms. Online Slashy Goodness Finder(Ms. Online Slashy Goodness Finder!) Your unmatched web surfing styles (No one comes close to you, yeah!) unfailingly bring us beautiful fan art and fun slashy games (No one else could have found the Snape Paper Doll, No!!) Every link you send (Oh,Every one of those links!) guarantees a trip to Slashy Heaven ( Ascend to the Slashy Light, Yeah!!) These little hearts which flutter around are heads are a distinct result of all that you do (You know you make us swoon now!). So keep up the good work, Ms. Online Slashy Goodness Finder (Ms. Online Slashy Goodness Finder!!) Because YOU are a Real Slashy Hero (Real Slashy Hero!).

Muwahahaha!! That's for Ali and I! THANKS, RAE CHERIE! <3<3<3<3<3

Time of detention was at 03:17 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Friday, November 29, 2002


*an hour before going to prom* *gulps*

Short note before I leave: Welcome to blogland, Marta! ^^ About the movie, well, no worries, they are showing it at the cinemas here, but in Buenos Aires only. I live 230 km from that city and I'm still waiting ~_____~ Where are you living? Country I mean, if you don't want to feel like saying your place ^^;

*looks at her socks* Now that I see, I've just discovered that nearly all of my socks are dark blue. *blinks*

Time of detention was at 05:43 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Thursday, November 28, 2002


Hoooeeee!!! @_@!!! Tomorrow's the Prom at my career! Ç_Ç and I dun wanna go... just those kind of social stupid events bore me. Specially if they are going to give me a special mention >< I am the third with the highest marks on the entire college. In a score from 1 to 10, I have 9,25. Silvina has 9,64 (she carries the National flag at the prom) and Patricia got 9,42.

Everybody is surely hating me because I've rarely studied ever ^^U;;; and if I did, I've read just 4 pages before a last exam and that was it. Oh well. Just things get fixed in my head easily, I guess o.O;;;

So tomorrow's the day. After the prom we are going to dinner and then, go to a friend's house to make our party, getting drunk, pushing people on the pool, breaking things, the usual :P

Time of detention was at 04:58 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Thursday, November 28, 2002


*is at work* *looks at the customers* There are two chicks working on a PC and two hormonal dickheads next to them working on another PC, laughing so loud and making jokes to get the chicks attention that I have to ask for silence every 10 minutes. This is a library, not a cheap sex-o-rama parade, assholes. *is going to murder teenagers* ooooho the fun! >:D

Time of detention was at 04:55 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Tuesday, November 26, 2002


I think that the only thing I love from LiveJournal is their avatar icons. Just look at this one and kneel down at the diva! XD

Speaking of Divas... Daniel's into can can! XPPP

Time of detention was at 12:48 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Monday, November 25, 2002


Muwahahaha! Severus goodness in TV! If there's something about Argentinian economy, is how they know how to get the people to big kick ass comercial events. Last night they showed 30 minutes of a special about Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. 20 minutes of it were complete scenes from the movie, like the 'saving Harry' scene with the twins and Ron. (<3<3<3's James Phelps' grin everywhere) Plus interviews with the main trio. Daniel looks like twice as bigger as he was in the first movie, I think it's more noticeable then his other co-partners in crime. Rupert's hair was all cropped to the center with jello :P and Emma Watson was very cool with a fancy t-shirt and a pair of braids on her hair.

Interesting note: the scenes from the movie they showed were dubbed in Spanish, by the same production team from the first movie. I am still not convinced with Severus' voice (hell, having Rickman in the original version, who dares to replace him? *_*) but the work is good, anyways. The Argentinian guy in charge of the premiere was wearing an original Gryffindor scarf (something they gave to all the journalists for the avant premiere at UK, along with a very cool set. Some of it you can see it at LK.org) and behind him, all kinds of giant banners from the kids and the promotional ones. Remember this one and that one? Well, they had the same but veeeery big. Which made me veeeeeeery jealous! >o<

Thursday it is. But with my luck I may probably go to watch it a week later ~_~ Oh well...

Mini-social:

*hug* I'm sorry, couldn't help it. But I was mostly of yesterday online and I didn't catch you...

Ustedes dos! *señala* Vieron el especial de HP? Lo pasaron por Telefé a las 8:30 ayer Domingo ^^ Espero que hayan cachado sus VCRs! XD

And no, I won't comment about Seishirou's birthday because that's the theme for my next layout. And about X I must say... blah! I can almost picture Fuuma in my head saying "Tehehehehe! I fooled y'all fangirls! Me? Emotions?" *sticks tongue out* Nnnnnyways, I think that the upcoming conclusion we are all waiting (and been waiting for geez, 10 years. Come and talk to me about lazy butts!! Shame on you, Wonder4!) is going to be spoiled by the anime. I mean, come on! What can happen different from the two "alternative endings" we have besides the movie and the TV series of X? *shakes head* I am seriously getting sick of waiting for months and months for a lamey 20 pages installation and CLAMP messing with the interest of the plot. If they continue like that, they are going to loose a huge amount of fans (they already did, however) and some are going to start hating X. *screams* COMERCIAL VIEW, CLAMP! When are they going to let that "we produce for Japan exclusively" traditional Japanese vision and open to worldwide fans? Open your eyes, geeez.

Time of detention was at 12:10 p.m. and Peeves was singing

Monday, November 25, 2002


*cough cough* Hm, quizzes. I was going to take'em all but just publishing the best ones.


Which part of Severus' body are you?


Who is Snape to you?


What Harry Potter Sex God are You?

Sorry, couldn't resist ^^;;;;;;;;

Time of detention was at 01:47 a.m. and Peeves was singing

Sunday, November 24, 2002


It is known by my friends that I'm terrible when speaking about my past, I mean, that I don't talk much. Just if you ask or if something comes out in the middle of a conversation. So this is why some people may be surprised by why I opened this clique named For life. But more than a clique, is a tribute to those 3 people who touched me and their marks won't ever erase from me. Many people say "ah, it's the end of my life, my girl/boy left me" and heck, I've said that too. And there's a said that goes like this "The third is the one". It happened to me. Through the personal experiences I've been involved into, the last one was the most cathastrophic and I do not wish the same to happen to anybody. That's one of the reasons of the creation of this "tribute clique". Hope you'll join, in that way I'll know I'm not the only one feeling this way.

Time of detention was at 11:48 p.m. and Peeves was singing