LMMAAOOO every1 gotta read this!!! SOOO FUNI!!!

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Blondie is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of hers Abi. So everyone please put your hands together for Blondie!
Jerry: Okay, now Blondie you're here to talk about someone aren't you?
You: Yes.
Jerry: And what is this other persons name?
You: Chris.
The crowd SQUEALS with delight.
Jerry: Okay, okay, well Chris, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS.
Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Blondie, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... Prerna!
You: What the HELL!!!
Out of nowhere you pull out a knife. Prerna reaches for the chair. Out of the shadows Adam appears.
Adam: Wait everybody wait!
Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here Prerna.
Prerna: Because I saw Blondie and Adam making out at My bedroom!
The crowd goes absolutely INSANE.
Adam: That's a lie! I was home watching Eastenders!
Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem Prerna?
Prerna: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Abi who has recently become engaged to Adam.
The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement.
Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Abi out here because Blondie had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Chris that's right!
Abi: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Chris! You know I'm how I feel about Chris!
Adam: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Chris!
Abi: Because I knew that I could never have Chris. But Blondie promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings!
Adam: What about respect for MY feelings!
Prerna walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Abi.
Prerna: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me.
Again the crowd SQUEALS.
Adam: Oh my God! Are you SICK!
Adam runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly.
Adam: Blondie take me away from all of this!
You: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married...
The crowd does its bit.
Adam: Married?
You nod.
Adam: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand!
You: The other day. In Vegas. I'm married to Chris.
Abi: (screaming) WHAT!!!
Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night?
Chris: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 14 times if that's what you mean.
The crowd squeals.
Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Blondie is married to Chris who Abi has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Abi has recently become engaged to Adam who was recently spotted kissing Blondie in the My bedroom. Now on top of this Prerna has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Abi.
Chris: That's right Jerry.
Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight.
Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.

LMMAAOOO every1 gotta read that!!! SOOO FUNI!!!

.::30th April 2002::. .:4:04pm::.


Ta say in bin sittin down all day just doin ma Art work 4 FIVE fukin hours, i'm bloody knackered +yawns+ well.... aint i alwayz. Yea... I'm goin ta do ma tea then av a shower, cuz i umm.... i want one! +lafs+ nm +yawns again+ I woz just drawnin n listenin 2 music all day! (^_^) gud innit. Hhmmm... I gonna go now i spose. Oh i got this Jerry Springer script 2 put on ere sum time, it's right funi! I'll put it on l8a... Byez xxx p.s i'm gonna Archive ma page 2moz! yay... yay bcuz ummm.... it's gettin 2 long n i'm gonna start doin it every 2 weeks. Oh yea Chris will b able 2 read it n all, well... dunno if he'll wanna but oh well, i'll tell him the addy ne wayz! byeeeeeeeeeeeee

.::29th April 2002::. .:9:11pm::.


I just bin readin all ma old diaries... Bloody scary... Half of em r wen i'm totally obsessed. God... I'm so stressed out. I'm gonna flip ne min now, i'm so stressed out wiv every1. I only bin bak at skool like 1 day - neva mind a. Actually... readin ma diaries helped, i woz just sittin there grinnin 2 ma self. But thats 1 of the Aquarian Traits, They can't Let go of the past. N it's one of the traits that i hate the most. If it's physical then.. then theres lots of cures n shit, but if its mental like inside ur head then, there aint no cure. Unfortunatly... +sighs+ I h8 lookin bak at the past. U just sit there readin thru ma diarys, n u can c damn well wut i did wrong... n.... n wot woz goin on.... but like.... like... like at that point i cunt c wot woz goin on. The thing that works me up the most is just THE BITCH If theres ONE person that i cud kill, it wud b it... So badly i just wanna get ma hands around it's neck n squeeze.... n crush, n watch IT die in pain. Sorry yea but.... But i aint usually like this, i aint like mentally ill or like 2 c ppl die in pain, but this one person yes i do wanna c die in pain, DIE IN A LOTSSSS OF PAIN... and go 2 hell.

.::29th April 2002::. .:5:11pm::.


wow.... +yawns+ I found sum1 clever enuff 2 explain where Essex is!!! LMAO! He's big headed tho 'and im tall dark n fine by the way lol' BIG HEADED!!! On his profile

'Possession / Thing : clothes n hair stuff lol!'

HAHAHA!!! Got sum of ma results bak 2 day... lets start of wiv the bad GEO 5/60 PPMMSLLLL +yawns AGAIN+ Then i got a B in English which i woz really plzed wiv (^_^) n then 53% in Maths, which is About a C, n then a C in Science YAY! +jumps up n down+ So thats all gud really innit! 2 day not bin 2 bad... Got ma art exam ALL day 2moz! +cries+ Borin... Ne wayz, i'm gonna go now innit... cyaz xxx

.::28th April 2002::. .:06:26pm::.


Just got bk from the hospital... I'm bored now. Avin ma tea then goin in the shower! yay! +giggles+ Then ummm... I'll cum bak on ere again innit. Every1 keeps askin y i alwayz say 'i dunno' Cuz i'm bloody blonde yea!... They still think i'm weird.... ok i'm goin ta av ma shower now!! byezzz...

.::28th April 2002::. .:12:36pm::.


kool! I'm goin up ta ma grandads in a bit n then i'm gonna do the ironin n the go c ma gran! (^_^) I wanna c her... Hmmm... Ma dad just on fone 2 ma grandad n i dunno if we can go c her 2day (>_<) YAY! we can... +lafs+ I'm weird innit! Ok... ma mom n dad avin a REALLY big stress at me now cuz i've been on ere like 20mins n i "got other things to do apart from sit on here all day" wtf... u think i don't kno that or summit... Bloody twats... Ok then, fair enuff i'll blog l8a. Bye xx

.::27th April 2002::. .:5:56pm::.


+yawns+ I'm bloody knackered now n i aint really bin shoppin long! (^_^) I brought ummm... A white pair of trousers!!! +Gasps!+ OMG! But they'll go wiv EVERYTHIN in ma waldrobe so thats kool +grinz+ I got 2 tops, one black n one white wiv lil diamond things sayin 'Love' n a love heart on the top of em! awww! they cute! Then 6 pairs of thongs! (^_^) n a baby blue bra!! Wicked!!! +Grinz+ Abz got sum thongs n ummm.. a new nike jacket... BICTH! she can fit in kids clothes! +lafs+ I'm kinda hungry... Ma mom got me another Lemon Vodka Hooch, so i'll av that 2nite! +giggles+ V.nice. Wen i logged onto msn this mornin 18 peepz had added me from fp obviously...! I woz chattin 2 a few of em, they all seem really kool. Speshy umm.... Philip woz his name?! +lafs+ Don't think he told me... But he woz kool n dint luk 2 bad eitha!! (^_^) ne wayz... I spose i mite go now ne wayz...

.::26th April 2002::. .:4:25pm::.


R.I.P Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez

hmmm... just foned abz, but she aint pickin up. I dunt think i'm gonna go out no more... I'm goin town 2moz 2 spend ma muny (^_^) +grinz+ I mite buy sum new underware n all... I think i'll *TRY* save everythin i buy till ma holiday, n not ware it... but 4 me +lafs+ that'll b *REALLY* hard! (^_^) Wunda if abz is havin fun at wrestlin... She woz bein really hyper last nite, kept goin on bout Lita n her accident wiv her neck n shit!!! Oh well, bless her! Hopefully i'll get ma turkey bacon cuz ma m&d r goin shoppin! +jumps up n down+ "yay!" I've missed it this week +pulls a sad face+ Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez died 2day +sniff+ I'm tryin 2 find out how! 'Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez from TLC was killed in a car accident while vacationing out of the country.' Shit man... (>_<) Thats sad... So R.I.P Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopez again! I love TLC, there wicked!+sighs+ hmm... actually... i mite go out if we're gonna sit on claires park... Lemmi try abz again. ok, she got it off now. No it just her signal bein weird! +lafs+ her fones fuked big time. Thought ma mobile woz dodgy. Hmmm... I think i'll go now. No1 gud online 2 chat 2 really... Well Carls on, n he's sum1 gud 2 chat 2! +lafs+ But i'll go ne wayz. Go watch tv n lemmi bro on here...

.::26th April 2002::. .:11:56am::.


I spose i'm kinda happy wiv ma new layout... 4 once. It's kinda spingy, so it's gud cuz it reminds u of sping n summer! (^_^) I just got up... +yawns+ I dunt really feel 2 gud. It bin rainin last nite uuurggghhhhh! +pulls a face+ I gotta go pikc ma bro up from skool 2 day n then im SPOSED 2 b goin out 2 nite but 2 tell ya the truth... I really can't b arsed 2 do fuk all... nma. I just wanna curl up on the sofa n watch tv all day! Can't even b arsed 2 cum on the net n bloody hell! There must b summit wrong wiv me innit! I'm hungry n all. Bloody Starvin... I'll go on bolt n check ma horoscope, cuz i 4got 2 check ma mobile b4 i came down n aint goin bak up again... +lafs+

No one wants to participate in your activity of choice tonight, Water-bearer. Unfortunately, you aren't going to change anyone's mind, either. Fly solo on this one – there's no point in missing out on something great because you're the only one with imagination!

N ya kno wut?! These star signs normally cum true.... Ova the past 2 weeks of gettin em yea, everythin they've said has cum true, or i've been able 2 relate 2 it. Weird... Ok i'm goin now... I cant b arsed 2 type owt else. I'm gonna curl up on sofa wiv loads of food haha n watch tv +grinz+

.::25th April 2002::. .:11:56pm::.


Right!!! Choosen wut i'm gettin from catologe...! Cums 2 £58 (>_<) lmao! A blue n white 3/4 length sleved rugby top, sum stretch jeans wiv bleach blasted down the front n ma white hooch jacket! Wicked innit! brb... got re-start

Ma lil clickin achin wrists aint gonna lemmi type *ONE* more thing... so i think i mite go bed now... Ma eyes killin from this bloody moniter, it got a moniter thing on it n all 2 take the brightness away, like a pair of sunglasses?! But it covers ova the screen! +lafs+ I'll go put sum eye drops in (^_^) they wicked... nighttttt

.::25th April 2002::. .:7:44pm::.


+sighs+ i gotta bloody babysit 2nite so i cant go out up claires park. (>_<) sad innit.... but i get muny b babysittin.... n getta sit on net innit! (^_^) House is all mine again 2moz yayyyyyy!!! I'm bored tho... well i'm givin this lad sum advice bless him! he says 'that sounds really sensible advice ur really good at this thanks' awwww!!!! bless him!!! (^_^) He's really sweet! I think it's really cute that a lad cums 2 me 4 advice n asks me wut 2 do!!! 'cheers girl u been great!' aawwwww! AWWWWWWWWWWW EVEN CUTERRR!!!!! 'u got anything u wanna talk about?' k'z i best b goin now cuz i gotta say bye 2 every1! then gooooo!!! But I'LL BBBBBB BAKKKKK!!!!!

+yawns+ Im tired n STARVIN! I just dun a Hostess, Message board n Links page. N i aint had nowt 2 eat all day! Now i'm makin ma self sum dinna!!! YUMMY!!! +eats turkey on toast+ that woz nice... +eats yoghert+ but this is even nicer! I love Vanilla Yoghert, it's really nice. Think abz is cummin round at 3pm, sum where round then ne wayz. I want sum turkey bacon +cries+ It int fair ('_') me lugs turkey bacon. LMAO! Last nite woz funi. We woz on Claire's park cuz we went up hers n i saw this aeroplane n said "I wish i woz on that now wiv...." N then we started sayin who we wud like 2 b on it wiv, where we goin, where we lived, like plan ur life out in 3 mins! Tuk me bout 10 cuz ya kno how i bable on! It went summit like this...

I wud b on it wiv... N have 4 Kids, 3 gurls called Aston - 9yrs (Abz is the God Mother) Taylor - 7yrs (Claire god Mother) n Shalyn - 3yrs then a lil lad called Caden - 1yrs (said Dillon last nite but i like Caden betta!) N i wud b goin 2 Italy wiv ma husband who i woz in love wiv like mad, n everythin woz perfect, then i'd b a vet n so wud ma husband (cunt imagine him bein a bloody vet! lmao!) n we'd av our own kool surgery n earn loads of muny, live in a WICKED house, n the kids wud b really kool, clever, really popular, pretty n perfect (cuz memba everythin that has ne thin 2 do wiv me has 2 b perfect +lafs+ apart from me that is, cuz i cant dis-own ma self!) The amount of kids i want just keeps goin up! First i wanted 2, then i wanted 3 now i've decided that i want 3 gurls n 1 lad.... Wunda how many i will have! B wicked if all that i said came true... Bloody hell!!!! That wud b PERFECT!!!

Wut else woz we on about ummm..... oh yea, ma 3 things that i GOTTAAAAA do in life r

1. Travel the World (wiv ma mate?!)
2. Find ma soul mate
3. Have kids (wiv ma soul mate?!)

Ok i spose i mite go now, i'm just fillin ma blog up wiv loads of shit, but then again it is MA blog n no1 elses n i aint dun a long blog 4 TIME!!!!!!!!

.::25th April 2002::. .::10:48pm::.


hmmm... me just got up. Don't luk so hot outside 2day ('_') not gud. I got house 2 ma self AAAALLLL day! (^_^) +grinz+ Claire cummin round bout 12 i think, so we'll just watch tv n go on net n piss bout all day. Abz woz gonna cum but she got gorunded or summit by her dad cuz she came round my house for tea last nite... oppppsss! Nm. Well i spose i'll go get sum breaky now innit! Those eye drops ma mom brought me r wicked! +smiles+ Thye make ma eyes feel really nice, n luk kool as well! +points 2 eyes+ can't ya tell!

.::24th April 2002::. .::6:11pm::.


i'm goin out in a min YAY! Gotta find summit 2 wear first the cuz ma bro had like coal stuff all ova his feet n wiped it all ova ma arse. +cries+ Fukin lil twat... Ma new baby blue trousers n all. Abz watch Dragon Ball Z now wiv ma bro +lafs+ Hhmmm... i spose i mite go now n get redi 2 go out...! Dunno where we'll go or wut we'll do but neva mind a?!....

.::23rd April 2002::. .::6:34pm::.


hmmmm.... ma new layouts up. Kinda shit, only took me about an hour afta pissin bout wiv the pics n colours n shit +lafs+ Now i'm starvin so i'm gonna go get summit 2 eat then watch tv 4 a bit! (^_^) c how long i can keep this layout up eh?! mmmm, crisps! +licks lips+ Very nice! Ok i'm gonna go now, luckly im on appear offline on msn cuz i dunt wanna chat 2 ne1 at this min...! I'll b bak l8a tho!!! +lafs+ byeeee

Doin a new layout based on the song by Vanessa Amorosi - Everytime I Close My Eyes +grinz+ It's wicked n ma fav line from it is "All I See Is You, Everytime I Close My Eyes" I need a wicked piccy now... I got one in mind that I want, a gurl sittin down wiv her eyes shut and a big smile on her face... +thinks n smiles+ Im goin thru thousands of images! Just 2 find the *PERFECT* 1... I dunt exactly kno wotta do wiv the layout eitha! +lafs+ oh well...

+stares around the room blankly n sighs+ i ran away... It woz fun...


I went out 2nite... it woz fun... I got bout a million luks of lads in cars... n gave ma numba 2 sum lad, got attacked by Kevin, seen 20.18, newman, these weird ladz woz chattin 2 us on park. kinda kool i spose... i'm knackered now. Bin out since like 11:30am n aint sat down much... Hhhhmmm.... Every1's like "i wish i woz Laura" n dodgy shit like that... Well i h8 bein me, it's crap. Claire said "If i got 1p 4 every person that luked at u i wud b a millionair by now!" yea wut eva claire. +sighs+ It funi tho really.


I membad 2 much 2nite... n i don't like memberin stuff. It makes me sad... +thinks+ I h8 thinkin... (of the past)


DON'T U JUST HHHHAAAATTTEEEEE LIFE? cuz i do...

.::20th April 2002::. .::12:08pm::.


+yawns n pulls a face+ me n a modellin career?! wtf... they just dont go 2getha... This lad i kno works 4 FHM n loaded +cough+ he said 'they aint porn or nothing but like girls in reveilin clothes or showing their tits or in bikinis' PMSLLLLLL! n he wants 2 do a photo shoot n put me in the mag... SCARYYYYYY 'but this is a chance for a modelling career' I dont FUKIN want a modellin career, y duz every1 think every gurl dreams of bein a model?! ma mom wud neva lemmi ne wayz, n i don't have the luks n body 2 b a model. Models r perfect, n i'm just a normal person.


+sighs+ every1 that msgs me from fp, like most of em there name is Chris or there from Manchester... it's really freaky! +lafs+ Oh well, mayb ppl called chris n ppl from manc just have a thing about me ummm.... yea k'z then lauz! +giggles+ K'z ma dad bak now n i'm hungry, i mite eat summit 2 day.... i aint got no turkey bacon +cries+

.::19th April 2002::. .::9:28pm::.


im in a thinkin mood.... i'm readin ppls tags. I typed in 'love' n it came up wiv tons n i'm readin thru em... Sum1 asked 'How do you get over sum?' n this is wot i put bak....
There isn't.... it isn't love if you can 'get over sum1'... You can push them to the bak of ur mind yea, but they'll still alwayz b there where eva u go, wot eva u do they'll still b in ur mind n lil things will remind u of them, u'll alwayz love them no matter what you do...unfortunatly
sum1 else put 'Why do we fall in love?' yea.... y the HELL do we? love is evil... the dic def says ' love - warm affection; score of nothing' 'score of nothing' +thinks+ you don't score ne thin fallin in love? i dunno +shrugs+ U loose summit by fallin in love... part of ur heart, part of ur happiness...


'Be ignorant to everything or just be happy, sadness is a wasted emotion. If you're gonna be stuck here, you might as well enjoy it. And be VERY careful with your heart, it is your most important asset.' +lafs+ true.... it is 'a wasted emotion'... but, sadness is summit we all have, and wiv out it bloody hell that wud b scary. Goin round lafin wen sum1 died cuz u cunt feel sad.... wow, not bein able 2 feel sad +bites lip n luks worrid+ Imagine if u woke up one say and u cud neva feel sadness again tho... just think 4 a min wot that wud b like.... bloody hell, shit, thats freaky.....

.::19th April 2002::. .::8:33pm::.


+sighs+ im knackered... N ma heads killin... I aint add tea... cant b arsed... im bored... no1 guds on msn... chris plz cum online... +sighs+ he said he woz gonna cum on l8a... oh well... abz, at least u cud cum online it's a friday nite n no1s on every1s out havin fun... +cries+ n i'm stuck in the house... (>_<) +sighs a looonggggg sigh+ I wanna *BIG* hug off sum1... ne lads??? *PPPLLLZZZ* +cries+ right fine then... i'll go sit in ma room bein morbid all nite like i woz an hour ago...

.::19th April 2002::. .::1:57pm::.


urrrghhhh.... i'm not in a gud mood 2day, n i feel terrible n all... Went in 4 ma Geo exam this morin, afta 10mins writin 2 lines i gave up n put ma head down on the desk. Ma english teach woz in the exam n he came up 2 me n asked me wot woz up n started avin a go at me cuz i aint dun no work n every1 else had wrote LOADS, most ppl wrote bout 4 pages i think n me +cough+2lines+cough+ Ne wayz, i burst out cryin n put ma head on the desk n ignored EVERY1 that spoke 2 me, shame. Ma english teacher woz goin "Wots up Laura, talk 2 me plz? Plz Laura are you alright?" n i totally ignored him n then wen he said "You want me 2 go?" I screamed "yea" at him... +sighs+ then he goes n gets ma fukin year manager in like a *TWAT* so he pulls a chair up besides me n starts talkin 2 me, by this time every1 had turned around (i think claire said summit bout every1 woz lukin at me) n he woz askin me LOADS of bloody questions, i ignored nearlly everythin, then just started shakin ma head so he wud piss off n leave me 2 sleep. ('_') +scratches head+ He asked me if i wanted 2 go home afta this exam, n yea i did! so i went home n dint do ma science exam. Got in n then went hospital 2 c ma gran (>_<) +bites lip+ she's really bad now... +sighs+ Ok, i'm not sayin owt else cuz i dont wanna get really upset again n shit innit....


Dint av a gud sleep last nite ne wayz, i woz really ill in the nite n woz sick (>_<) ewwwww, nasty... Aint ate ne thin all day really. Do tablets count?! +lafs+ I'm only sposed 2 take 1 3 times a day... 3 tables a day +cough+ There only 20mg, n normal paracetomal (dunno how 2 spell) YUCKY is 50mg n u can have 8 of them a day.... so i dunno how they can do me ne harm.. n normal ibuprofen u can take bout 6 a day, so far i had bout 4, nm. If they make me ill they make me ill... Ne wayz... im goin now, aint got nowt else 2 say...

.::18th April 2002::. .::8:04pm::.


+yawns again 4 the millionth time+ I dont want no tea... i'm full up. I got pizza cooking in oven. +yawns again+ I'm tryin 2 tell every1 i AM UGLY... but kno1 believes me, abz tell every1 plz... 4 a gud gurl 4 Lauz! U woz lafin at me wen u came round the otha day cuz i luked dreadful... +eats pizza slowwwlllyyy cuz she don't wanna eat it+ oh well... i'll eat it innit. dunt think ma grans well (>_<) Ma mom says she prob got about a month left... N i cant face it tho, goin 2 her funeral... +sighs n stares into space+ shame, i just ad a go at this lad cuz he says The italian 'ur borin , ya should go out wit mates and enjoy yourself for once' n i just told him i do, u dont even kno me so ya cant say shit like that bout me, now he keeps say 'sorry i didnt mean 2 upset u' fuk did he upset me, he stressed me... twat. I aint in the mood 4 stupid twats 2 nite. I'm just getin mad wiv em n havin a go at em but i have got ma reasons 2 nite... oh well, me b goin now...

.::18th April 2002::. .::11:56am::.


I've just sent my new blog addy 2 Abz, Prennie, Claire n Chris. I kno Abi will read it cuz she said i shouldn't of deleted the last 1... Prennie mite read it wen she gets bored +lafs+ n then Claire n Chris prob not read it cuz i don't think they wanna kno bout my shitty life... O.w, who eva reads it reads it innit. I'm bored, oh i aint checked ma Fp or Bolt msgs 2day, i'll av a luk now innit! (^_^) Wwwaaaahhhooo (sarcastic) got 5 new msgs on fp n 2 on Bolt! wow lucky me (sarcastic again) Oh n peepz r addin me 2 msn already, oh yea i'm on appear offline, derrrr! I'm thick... n this proves it


him: dubai'
me: wtf? wot's that?
him: a place, middel east
me: middel east of wot?
him: u know emirates
me: wot? wot that mean?
him: some place in west asia
me: ohhh right, i get that
him: u know arabia
me: no, i'm lost again now
him: near south turkey
me: ummmm... alright


Did ne1 else not get that? Or woz it just me bein blonde as usual?! Oh well. +yawns+ I'm hungry, goin 2 do sum food now, byeeezzz

.::18th April 2002::. .::11:17am::.


+yawns+ I'm tired hungry n fed up of doin another new layout now! There gettin shittier as i go along, o/w. I'm bored n theres nowt else 2 do... Well there is but fuk that.