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Tuesday, September 25, 2001,12:12 a.m.
Hooray! Emma is home tomorrow!!! I don't know when, though...probably not til late. Just in time to see my team get our asses kicked by the Force.
I've gotten over the whole "YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH" fiasco, although I miss the confrontation. I think I took it so well because I was listening to my Dane Cook CD. I was busting a gut so I couldn't really respond the way the "attackers" probably wanted me to. Had I been listening to some sap-sap-sappy tunes like fuckin' Olivia Newton-John or something I might have shed a tear. To think someone hates me. I shudder at the thought...or do I? No, I do not. I could care less.
I know other people's lives aren't my business. But I guess I should warn everyone I know, right now: If I am doing something with you (partying, hanging out) and all of a sudden my night gets fuct because of something directly through you...it is now my business. You ruined my night and I'm going to tell my friend's and family about how you ruined it. Just so we're all clear.
Does anyone else want to go to Disneyland??? I really want to go to the new Disney's California Adventure because they now feature the Electrical Parade. An old favourite of mine. The new (5 year old) parade at Disneyland is terrible. I pitty the garbage sweepers. I just want to go on Splash Mountain, Matterhorn, Peter Pan, Big Thunder Mountain...the list is endless. Who's with me?!
Anyone heard the latest Ben Folds "Rockin' The Suburbs"? I'm diggin it. Don't forget...my e-mail is located in the top left corner of the page for comments, and *cough* complaints.
Saturday, September 22, 2001,12:59 a.m.
What an exciting night! I can't recall the last time I saw that many fights in a hockey game. The goalies were even going to go at it. They threw down their helmets and everything. So great!!! No Gordie though. Krazy George was there, but no Gordie.
Does anything know what happened to Jim Byrnes?? He sang the anthem while standing with the help of a cane. Did he have a stroke or something? Accident? I think Damon Alsemgeest (sp?) played on his show at one time. Oh the memories.
I already have a favourite player. No, it's not Robin Bigsnake (the group behind me loved him)...it's #12, Paul Deniset. Too bad I couldn't billet him. He's an assistant captain. Nick Marach (captain) played well as the first captain of the Vancouver Giants. Way to go.
By the way, my seats rock!
Thursday, September 20, 2001,11:26 p.m.
So, still no word from Kathy about "You Gotta Go" on muchmusic. Very odd. She's usually pretty good with e-mail.
Friday night I go to the home opener of the WHL's newest team, the Vancouver Giants. I actually ran into someone who works with the team at Staples and I asked him what I might expect and all he said was "Gordie and some pyro-technics"...nuff said. I'm so excited!!!
And, I'm also excited because I can now listen to my Discography cd by the Pet Shop Boys in full. I think my sister bought that cd in '92...it is scratched to hell. It skips in every song. Thanks to morpheus, I can sing along with Neil and Chris in the car!
Cake was just on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I hope everyone tunes into the Best of Late Night hosted by the great Conan O'Brien on Sunday night. Prepare to bust a gut.
I washed most of my hockey gear yesterday (shoulder pads, elbow pads, pants, and gloves) and almost everything is dry. I really hope my gloves dry by Saturday morning. I need new gloves bad. My left one is just falling apart all over. Not just in the palm area, but around the fingers...you can't really fix that. There's still a hint of hockey in the gear though. I guess that will never EVER come out.
And congratulations to Will at Big Brother 2. I wanted him to win all along. Nobody really believed him when he said he would lie to them...and he did. Now he's $500,000 US richer for being a lying bastard. Gotta love that.
Wednesday, September 19, 2001,11:40 p.m.
Well, another complaint has been filed...more towards me as a person.
I don't understand why anyone cares what I write. I'm just some fucking loser in a buttfuck town writing about my boring existance here on Earth. Why does anyone care? Can you explain that one to me?
There's so much shit going on in the world right now...and people are offended by what I write. Blows my mind.
Wednesday, September 19, 2001,07:48 p.m.
My first complaint!!!! And it’s not a mild one at all. “YOUR A FUCKING BITCH WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE NERVE TO DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS WITH YOUR FRIENDS PERSONALLY. HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET A LIFE.”
Pretty good, eh? I am sorry if I offend. To lessen the blow that this person must have felt, I have taken it upon myself to rid the entries that “offended” them. I have a pretty good idea about how they found this site, considering I didn’t e-mail the site to them, but I’m sure someone who had the address let them take a peek.
Oh, and to the complainer…I cannot get off the computer, because I was never on the computer. If I were, that would require me sitting or lying on the computer, not being able to see what I would be typing. Think about that one.
Monday, September 17, 2001,12:06 a.m.
While watching "Tall Ship Chronicles" on the Life Network, I flipped to MuchMusic only to find my friend Kathy on tv. Going Coastal aired "Gotta Go" by her band, Riff Randells. It was the first time I had ever seen it, and I don't think Kathy has seen it either.
I raced upstairs and phoned her in Calgary but got the answering machine, "Hi this is KJ and Kathy, leave a message"...(don't worry, I'm over my "KJ IS SO GREAT!!!!" phase, Jen)...so I told her that it'd be repeated and hope she gets a chance to see it. I'm debating on whether or not to send her a copy...but that would require me sending her a whole blank tape. Most likely I will do it because if she doesn't get to see it now, she probably never will.
So far I've made 4 new cds, and only 1 works in my car. Fuckers. They all work in my stereo...just not my car stereo.
Did anyone else catch "Kids In The Hall: Same Guys, Different Dresses" Saturday night??? Holy shit. Had I been standing I most likely would have fallen over laughing my ass off.
Friday, September 14, 2001,04:40 p.m.
WIT WOO!!! I finally have my computer again. I'd say it's been over 3 weeks. And, I also have Morpheus. How exciting is that?! I've gone crazy downloading. Crazy.
Thursday, September 13, 2001,11:46 a.m.
crazy crazy crazy
Well, after 2 straight days of watching the news, I decided I'd go do something. I decided to head to 8-Rinks and watch the Canucks practice.
IT WAS SO GREAT!! I was so giddy, especially when Naslund came out. He even scored a few times during the scrimmage. I videotaped parts of it. I'm hoping my photos turned out. Murray Baron has a mouth. Love it!
I have my first hockey practice on Saturday...I'm both nervous and excited. I think I might have the same shaft as Drukes...so thanks go out to Brandon for that one. My stuff must smell like ass though. I really don't want to put it on. Eww
Monday, September 3, 2001,09:32 p.m.
my computer is still broken.
BUT CAKE WAS AMAZING!!! JUST BEAUTIFUL.
Wednesday, August 29, 2001,03:53 p.m.
Okay...computer still busted. Apparently I'll have it tomorrow evening, but who knows.
For anyone that went to elementary school with me...listen up. I went to aircare today...don't fret. The Rowdy Audi passed, however, I needed to buy a new gas-cap because mine is busted. So I went Canadian Tire and guess who serves me...TRAVIS MACFARLANE! Is that insane or what?! Was he still in our class in grade 6? Or had he already moved by then? I was going to say something like "Hey do you remember me from Mitchell??", but Tina recalls what happened when I approached Jonathen Kempton...that cock-sucking bastard. I thought this would amuse some of you, at least Tina.
I had lunch with Lynne and Monsieur Whittingham today. What a goof. Tennis anyone? My God. Fun times had by all I tell you.
To Jen & Heidi, I went to the Pit Saturday with Pam & Anna. You didn't miss ANYTHING. There was probably less than 20 people there. We played pool...poorly, very poorly. Although, the horseshoes sure were flying out of our asses. I think we knocked the white ball in more than the coloured balls. No joke.
My wind-up is fast approaching. I am no joking when I tell you I can stand probably less than 50% of the team. It's a 'no-boyfriend' party, so I guess the 2 dykes cross eachother out. Right?? Right?? Rhianne & Mel know what I'm talking about. And if she wears that fucking cowboy hat again I'm going to pay some guy to piss all over it. What a weirdo.
Right, so I get to go to the PNE Friday with my mother. Apparently Elvis is performing. How exciting. I'm only going for Urban Rush...but an Elvis sighting is well worth it. I hope it's young elvis, not fat-fucker-full-of-a-million-different-drugs-who-keels-over-on-the-toilet.
T-minus 4 days til Cake. WIT-WOO!!
Friday, August 24, 2001,03:29 p.m.
WAHOO! Well, last time I wrote in this my computer was working. Then it died. Now I am on my old computer. I've had 2 harrassments so far to update so here goes.
Nothing has happened in the last week.
Well, I was going to see Moulin Rouge on Tuesday night, but by the time I got there, the parking meter was jammed, there was like 2000 people trying to get into any 7pm show that night ($5.50...cheapest in town) and it was SOLD OUT! FUCK!!!
Lets see, i've had the biggest headache since yesterday morning. I even took a tylenol 3...I think it's almost gone though. It doesn't seem to hurt when I move my eyeballs.
Oh, I watched the worst Canadian Film ever with Pam and Anna. It's called "Barnone". Just terrible. One good line though, "No dicky, no tippy" Don't ask. Then we watched this Trailer Park Trash show on showcase. Another winner.
Still no job. I heard a rumour about a possible Old Navy opening where Zellers is moving out of. Do you know how amazing that would be? I would totally work there. Then it would be like the deals in the states. I don't think stuff will be as cheap, even with the exchange.
Going to a party tonight...I'll know about 2 people there. I'll let you know how it goes. I have an idea how it will most likely go: I'll arrive, say hi...stay for 20 minutes and then leave.
Well i have to finish Bubjai's birthday presents. Fun fun fun
Friday, August 17, 2001,12:07 p.m.
"I don't care if the sun don't shine, I get my lovin' in the evenin time...when I'm with my baby"
Good ol' Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. What a great show. I think I'm done with Ping Pong for awhile though. hahahahaha
Moulin Rouge was amazing AGAIN. I get goosebumps in it eachtime because the music is so powerful. Baz Luhrman is brilliant.
I ate the bowl last night.
Thursday, August 16, 2001,01:16 p.m.
It's that time again...Moulin Rouge. Yes, I am going to see it for the second time. How can you beat $5.50??? I just watched a B movie titled "Committed" with Heather Graham, Casey Affleck, Luke Wilson, Mark Ruffalo, and Summer Phoenix. We all know Heather Graham is a tad on the retard side...she's off the scale in this one. Crazy. However, it really made me want to go to Mexico...
I went to my former place of employment yesterday to visit my friend. We basically made fun of the new owners the whole time...both agreeing how inept and stupid they are, moreso when they're together. It's a no-brainer job...and they still fuck it up. Unbelievable.
Cake sold out. How exciting. Now if only a certain REGINE would go with me.
Wednesday, August 15, 2001,02:41 p.m.
Sorry Kathy, but I really like the black and hotpink together.
I think my cat shits more than anyother cat in the world. I had to clean her litterbox today and the bag almost broke. My cat weighs like 6 pounds (maybe)...how can she crap that much???
Oh Fuck. Stinkers just came into the house and scared the shit out of Blackie. Yes Heidi, she peed. Now I have to go clean it up. FUCK ME!
Wednesday, August 15, 2001,01:40 a.m.
Apparently my entries aren't very entertaining (Smelissa).
Did anyone catch Conan tonight? Fuck, he had Fabio on and when he brought up that whole rollercoaster/bird fiasco my friend and I almost peed our pants. I'm sorry, but when I see some European guy who's pretty famous and thinks he fuckin' Don Juan, I have to laugh. It's just funny listening to him talk. Yeah I know your language, "You were mutt-informed!" ~~~ I'm sorry, did you just say mutt-informed??? "Uh, you were...ummm, it was a beaver!" Then Conan starts waving his arms in the air like a stunt-dummy who's arms aren't attached to any joints....FAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
Could he get any funnier???
I just got home from Emma's. We saw Sugar Jones on Urban Rush. Individually they have nice voices, but their songs together suck ass. Serious. Then local jokesters Tegan & Sara (Rhianne--Tectan & Sara) were on. Can you say Fargo?? I thought they were from Calgary, not the midwest USA.
One of my ex-fellow workers from Videoland called me today to tell me that she thinks she's going to get fired from her job. No, not videoland because as most of you know the Koreans canned our asses. Anyway, her boss thinks she's fucking Darren (someone who works in another department at her office)...they aren't, but her boss has heard rumours about them skinny-dipping and shit like that...only it never happened. I want to meet this Darren bloke...
I've finished my package for Tina. Holy shit, I think I found the gayest stuff at the dollar store, bought it all, and am going to ship it off to South Africa tomorrow. You have been warned Tina. Prepare for a lame-ass surprise in about 2 weeks.
Oh, I just found out that a friend of mine who's seeing this complete loser (she met him at the Coyote for fuck's sake) spat in her face when she went to kiss him on the weekend. If that doesn't smarten her up to dump his ass I don't know what will. Eww. He fucking spat in her face. Hello Roberto Alomar. Christ.
Time for bed I think since Emma's coming over to type a resume for Ontario...and then I'm dropping her off at the airport where she'll leave me for month and a half. She just barely got back from a 4 month tour of Mediterranean Europe, and now she's off again. Where did I go this summer? Hawaii...Halifax...okay so it doesn't sound too bad, but come on. STAY HOME. It's bad enough one friend has been across the world since February 7th, and won't be coming home til February 6th!!!!
Tuesday, August 14, 2001,01:13 p.m.
Have you ever woken up and not been able to focus your eyes on something?? Well fuck me because I've been up for 3 hours now and my right eye is still wonky.
Yesterday I saw Moulin Rouge for the first time. I think I want to see it again, and again, and again...Ewan is just so amazing in it. And when he starts crying.....
Monday, August 13, 2001,11:01 p.m.
Hey everyone! So, I never really had a diary/journal...and what better way to start one than on the information super highway!!!
Yes, that's right I will be blabbing about my days of nothing just to entertain you. Probably not intended for younger viewers
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