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Name: Alz
Meaning: -
Other Names: Nightfox
Occupation: Hiskooler, more or less; managing her own mind.
Race: Pretty much human...on the surface. Don't ask Firetail.
Likes: Anime, anime, anime, fantasy, RPGs, rats, writing, drawing, anime...
Dislikes: Bad anime, dubbed anime (with a few exceptions), homework, losing her purple scissors...
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Name: Tenshi
Meaning: Angel
Other Names: Nighttail, Amakitsu
Occupation: Alz's Inspiration
Race: Kitsune-youkai, merci beaucoup, not that it's any of your business.
Likes: Anime, Houseki, online stuff, Electronic and Digital, X-Japan, Two-Mix, himself...
Dislikes: Firetail (sometimes), SILVERFALL THE ZERGIEBUG, not sniping well in Tribes...
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Name: Houseki
Meaning: Jewel
Other Names: -
Occupation: Alz's Inspiration; some kind of secret spy/rebel...(he won't say).
Race: Kitsune-youkai
Likes: Intellectually complex problems, anime, writing and drawing, Yoko Kanno-composed music...
Dislikes: His past and some of his memories, impatience, killer instincts...
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Name: Aegis
Meaning: Well, you know, the Aegis was a shield belonging to one of the gods in Greek mythology (Athena? or was it Zeus?)...but does that have any real bearing on Aegis-chan, d'you think?
Other Names: -
Occupation: Alz's Inspiration; Guardian Angel of Three-Star
Race: Foxling, nyao!
Likes: Going "nyao", Idriel, anime, Tenshi, Firetail, Houseki, Shinigami, Alz, sugar, chocolate, caffeine, coffee, Starbucks (eeeeevil), sitting in an isolated spot in Tribes with a C-10 and an ammo pack...
Dislikes: Mean people. NYAO!
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Name: Firetail
Meaning: Er...kinda self-explanatory.
Other Names: Hiikou, Fire Lord
Occupation: Alz's Inspiration, Lord of the Element Fire
Race: Fox...Lord of the Elements, too, sort of.
Likes: Fire, bickering with Tenshi (?), and not a great deal much else. At least, not a lot that he admits...
Dislikes: Humans. Humans, mortal scum, every one of them. Except for the ones that aren't human (including Alz, Luce, Krispy, etc.), and the ones that aren't human anyway (Silverfall, Stephanie, Shinigami, Idriel, etc. Even though he doesn't always like them either...)
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Name: Shinigami
Meaning: Um...God of Death.
Other Names: -
Occupation: Alz's Inspiration; Being Death...?
Race: Er, God of Death? Everybody except Alz and Shinigami herself claims that Shinigami's a fox, but who knows for sure?
Likes: Solitude, silence, logical thinking, speaking in a weird mixture of 18th century English and Shakespeare and modern American English...
Dislikes: Um...it's best not to ask...
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Name: Idriel
Meaning: -
Other Names: -
Occupation: Blog Guardian
Race: Slime (crystal-clear)
Likes: Jellying around, Aegis, guarding the blog, Track 3 on the X the TV Series OST, Warrior's Suite music, Alz's little Inuyasha figurine...
Dislikes: Being stepped on, eating Jedi (bad for your health, 'specially if they've got light sabers), being though insignificant...
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Heya, Brightsong....
Tenshi: TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! *pounding Alz's head up and down on the floor*
Alz: My my my, but you ARE violent.
Tenshi: !!!!! *whips around to stare at Alz, who is standing, nonchalantly, behind him* N-n-nani?! *looks back and sees that he's pounding a plush Pikachu up and down, the hideous creature swathed in Alz's jacket*
Alz: You know, the ol' anime ninja-ningyo-puppet-substitution trick.
Tenshi: Alz...I am going to--
Alz: 'Fore you start making threats, Tenshi, I've a suggestion to make.
Tenshi: Hai?
Alz: You HAVE realized that I've already arranged for thousands upon millions upon billions of copies of The Kiss to be distributed universewide should anything...untoward happen to me, na?
Tenshi: So?
Alz: So I'm suggesting that killing me right now wouldn't do you a lot of good. 'Cause if you did, that pic gets sent EV-ER-Y-WHERE.
Tenshi: *murderous yet contemplative silence*
Alz: Oh yes, and Silverfall, just to tell you, you know, I have no grudge against you. Sorry, but it's just that you happen to be a second priority to teasing Tenshi--
Shinigami: 'Tis not a passing polite statement, thou hath spake, Alz.
Alz: When did you get here?
Shinigami: By my troth, I have been here ever since the beginning of this Kissing business.
Tenshi: Shinigami....
Shinigami: Hm?
Tenshi: Help me get around Alz's devious mind and then throttle her?
Shinigami: No.
Tenshi: Awww....
Alz: Look, dude, if you keep that up, I might just send everything out on principal.
Tenshi: But...then what would be keeping me from ripping you into itty bitty little shreds very slowly and painfully?
Alz: Nothing. But I think you know me well enough that I might consider the pleasure beforehand worth it.
Tenshi: ....
Shinigami: I would listen to her if I were you.
Tenshi: ....
Alz: Anyway, yes, sorry, Silverfall. Oh yes, and you can stop strangling poor Luce right now. I wouldn't want her to die by her own Inspiration's hand because of me--
Tenshi: HAH!
Alz: --and anyway, I'm sure she's made...arrangements...of her own.
Shinigami: 'Twould be less than wise to do otherso.
Alz: Yeah, well, Tenshi, c'mon, don't you like Silverfall just a little?
Tenshi: *very very calmly* No.
Alz: Not even a little?
Tenshi: No.
Alz: They (including Luce) say that opposites attract....
Tenshi: No.
Alz: You know, oftentimes boys tease girls that they like.
Tenshi: No.
Alz: I mean, at the Christmas/New Years party, you and Luce actually cooperated, even if it was for your own evil means and I ended up stealing away your video tape and pictures and voice recorders and stuff.
Tenshi: No.
Alz: C'mon, Tenshi-chan, admit it! Neither you nor Silverfall drank ANY of that spiked punch, which means that you kissed...*Deep Voice of True Fact* WILLINGLY.
Tenshi: How. Many. Times. Do. I. Have. To. Say. NO.
Alz: I think you secretly liked it.
Tenshi: Alz. You're pushing me...
Shinigami: Because she finds it amusing, no doubt.
Alz: Yuuuup.
Tenshi: ....!!!!
Shinigami: 'Tis a good thing I wasn't at that party.
Alz: Eh? Why not?
Shinigami: Everybody else was paired up--
Alz: You coulda kissed Tenshi, if you'd drunk some punch. *snicker* Then he might have been spared KIIIIISSSSIIIINNNG Silverfall.
Tenshi: *strangled noise*
Shinigami: *mildly* Alz, do you have a deathwish?
Alz: Well, at least I'm getting a lot of fun out of my deathwish, if that's what it is....Luce, what say you? D'you think that perhaps Tenshi and Silverfall have a secret hidden passion for each other--
Tenshi: N. O.
Alz: --or maybe they're going to annihilate us both 'cause we don't stop bothering them?
Tenshi: YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Shinigami: Talent for understatement: Bothering....
Alz: Heheheh....The kitsune-youkai was here 08:06 p.m. Thursday, May 2, 2002
Evil teasing, anybody?
Alz: I can't help it, Tenshi, it's in my genes--
Tenshi: *rabid snarl* Don't make me hurt you--
Alz: What, and risk millions of copies of this lovely photo *waves The Kiss through the air* being sent across the Internet and through snail-mail around the world?
Tenshi: *hotly* You wouldn't dare--
Alz: Oh, come on. You and Silverfall really DO have a thing for each other, don't you!
Tenshi: *practically frothing at the mouth in outrage*
Alz: Ah, you beast, don't drool at the thought of--AAAAH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Houseki: *walks in right on cue and trips a hurtling Tenshi with a conveniently extended foot, eyes and hair swirling in a multitude of silver and black hues* Ah, sumimasen, Tenshi-kun. *neatly hauls Tenshi to his feet and dusts him off* Now then, what were you doing?
Tenshi: *railing incoherently at Alz, who is standing a good distance away and smirking*
Alz: Oh, Tenshi is just having difficulty confessing the depth of his passion for Silverfall.
Tenshi: THAT !@#$&$*@ WEAK LITTLE ZERGLING BAKA DESAGREABLE FUTSUU NO NINGEN NO ONNA WA DAI DIRAI DESU KAAA!
Alz: Do just admit it, Tenshi-botchan. The real reason you pretend to hate her is just because you cannot admit how unworthy you are of her.
Firetail: *pokes his head in* He isn't worthy of anything, if you ask me.
Tenshi: *shoots him a glare* Don't YOU start, Flammie.
Firetail: *frown*
Tenshi: That's right! FLAMMIE! FLAMMIE FLAMMIE FLAMMIE--
Alz: You're clever little ploy to distact me won't work. Besides, Flammie was the cool white baby dragon in Secret of Mana. Kawaii! Not as kawaii as your mooning over Silverfall though--
Houseki: *surreptitiously restrains Tenshi from murdering Alz* Ano, Alz-chan, maybe it would be for the best if you didn't push him so--
Alz: But it's so much FUN! *pouts*
Firetail:? *stiffly* Flammie.
Tenshi: Alz...I am SO going to hurt you--
Alz: Yadda yadda, all your base are belong to us, dude. What more can you do? 'Sides, I'm all out of bubble gum. It's time to take numbers! It's time to take names! It's time to kick--
Firetail: Flammie.
Tenshi: You're both stupid.
Houseki: *mildly* There's nothing wrong with indirectly quoting from games, be they computer or video, Tenshi.
Tenshi: *sulking*
Alz: Don't be so spoony, Tenshi!
Firetail: Spoony? Normally you are all very strange, but I find today that you are exceeding normally standards.
Alz: Spooooooony bard! *suddenly annoyingly high-pitched singsong voice* Tenshi and Silverfall sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Tenshi: *wrenches himself free of Houseki and lunges at Alz, succeeding in getting his hands around her throat*
Alz: GACK!
Tenshi: GACK INDEED!
Firetail: *mildly irritated, mildly puzzled, mildly amused*
Houseki: *sigh* Alz, I told you to stop.
Alz: GrRrrRrrrk...kureshii...can't breath....
Tenshi: Yet you can find the strength to talk.
Alz: Urk.
~To be continued...The kitsune-youkai was here 03:17 p.m. Wednesday, May 1, 2002
Mon DIEU that FRIGGIN' BOOKSHELF
Alz: ARRRRRRRRRRGH! *pounding her head against the wall*
Tenshi: *gleeful smirk* See? This is bachi for threatening me with that..that PICTURE.
Alz: *still incoherently screaming, determined to bash the wall in with her forehead--and beginning to succeed as the wall is flaking white paint and chips of wood everywhere*
Houseki: *grayish, dusty coloration* Arara...Alz's bookshelf is being stubborn again.
Tenshi: Again, Houseki-sama? I thought she dealt with it--and then gave up--long ago.
Houseki: She decided to try it again.
Tenshi: Er...
Houseki: She just realized today that every bookshelf has a top and a bottom.
Tenshi: And...?
Houseki: The bottom being of relatively little concern, she remembered that her bookshelf has a top.
Alz: ARRRRRRRGH! FRIGGIN' KONO YARUZEE HOSHIMONO NO ITAMI KURESHII MAUVAISES BAKAMITAI MAL--
Houseki: And...do you realize that Alz almost completely forgot that the top of her bookshelf existed, even though she had anime piled on top of it?
Tenshi: Whoah....
Alz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Houseki: So, first off, there was dusting....
Alz: --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Houseki: And more dusting, and then throwing away lots of little things of no real value to her anymore--
Alz: --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
Tenshi: Hoo boy...I bet there was a lot of Pokemon stuff that was cute at the time, and is no longer.
Houseki: *wearily* Bingo. *brushes dust off the kerchief protecting his hair* And there were various figures and models she decided could have pride of the place on top of the bookshelf--
Alz: --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa--
Houseki: So she gathered up Wing Gundam, Wing Zero, Deathscythe, and the little Sandrock--
Alz: --ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR--
Houseki: --and was dusting them off when this little piece fell of Wing Zero....
Tenshi: So THAT'S what that screaming earlier was about.
Alz: STUPID STUPID STUPID!!
Houseki: Yes...and despite her efforts, she was unable to see where it fit. And as it turned out, after half an hour of searching all four Gundams, she found where it fit--but there was another missing piece that she still can't find.
Alz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Tenshi: Er....
Houseki: So she put the Gundams on the bookshelf, and she stuck Eva Unit-00--
Tenshi: *smirk* No relation to you, Brightsong. They being these huge organic mecha with human souls inside of them created from Angel technology and DNA or something.
Houseki: --and Eva Unit...-05, was it? The black one that was all evil?
Tenshi: I...dunno. Don't remember, Houseki-sama.
Houseki: Anyway, those two Evas were put up there as well, along with her set of Rurouni Kenshin figurines, DiGi Charat figurines, Galaxy Fraulein Yuna figurines, Inuyasha and Naraku figurines, pewter Sabotender that her aniki's friend gave her, Chocobo's Mysterious Dungeon figures, Megaman figure--
Tenshi: Yadda-yadda-yadda...she dusted them off first?
Houseki: For the most part.
Tenshi: I see...
Alz: *sniffle, whimper, whine*
Houseki: HOW-ev-ER...she wasn't able to fit her chocobo, Aeris, Ruri, or other Eva unit up there. Nor her custom black Vash the Stampede and Kuroneko-sama.
Alz: A...aaaaaaaAAAaAaAaaaAAAAAAaaaaa....
Tenshi: Stop that. You sound pathetic.
Alz: *sniffle* That's the point....
Houseki: So...she's gotten to the point where she's saying, "Good enough."
Tenshi: Uh-oh.
Houseki: Hai. Her desk was actually looking...fairly okay, for her, that is, but NOW...because she was cleaning...
Alz: I CAN'T FIND MY LITTLE GREEN PLASTIC CACTROT! AAAAAAAH!
Tenshi: .....
Houseki: On the other hand, you found that onyx egg your friend gave you.
Alz: Haaai...but I want my LITTLE GREEN CACTROT, DANGIT! CACTROT, SABOTENDER, CACTEUR, WHEREFORE ART THOU?!?
Houseki: She's snapped.
Tenshi: I can see that. Kawai sou ni, Houseki-sama....
Houseki: *tired nod*
Alz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! There's no ROOM, there's no ROOOM--
Tenshi: If you actually threw stuff away, maybe there would be.
Alz: But if I throw it away, I'll need it!
Tenshi: Well...that's...true.....
Alz: C'est vrai, mon ami! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Houseki: I...am going to go sleep right now, if you don't mind, Alz.
Alz: Oh, of course, Houseki. You've more than earned it, and thank you very much! You help so much, unlike those other slackers!
Tenshi: I resent that.
Alz: I didn't see YOU helping me....
Tenshi: How do you expect to control your life or your Inspirations if you can't even handle one bookshelf?
Alz: Like I handle everything else: With anime trivia knowledge, luck, whining, or sheer chaos.
Tenshi: .....
Houseki: *collapsed, asleep*
Tenshi: .....
Alz: ...I like swords.
Tenshi: Don't you start that again.
Alz: 'Cause they're shiny.
Tenshi: Don't make me dull that shiny sword of yours, 8-bit Theater addict.
Alz: Swordchucks yo!
Tenshi: That's it, I'm leaving.
Alz: *whimper* Stupid bookshelf...SWORDS! ANIME! DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID!
Tenshi: .....
Alz: P-chan! Mokona! Legend of Zelda! Mythril! Gotchabaguse! Lymphocyte! Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu! Moulin Rouge! Rekka! Goffin's Cockatoo! AP! Chocolate!
Tenshi: *whacks Alz in the head* Urusai!
Alz: Ouch...er...doumo. Let's go watch anime and draw! *runs gleefully off*
Tenshi: ...Talk about moodswings.The kitsune-youkai was here 11:57 a.m. Sunday, April 28, 2002
Unicorn Jelly & Blackmail Items
Alz: Ehehehe....
Tenshi: I don't like the sound of that.
Alz: Well you shouldn't, mon ami.
Tenshi: May I inquire as to WHY you are giggling like that?
Alz: *graciously* You may.
Tenshi: ...Why are you giggling like that?
Alz: 'Cause, kitsune, I've got this here little snapshot... *flourishes it*
Tenshi: *glances at the photo, then stiffens in shock*
Alz: Mwahahahahaaaa!
Tenshi: *wildly snatches for it only to have it flutter out of his grasp* ALZ! GIVE ME THAT THING! I'M GOING TO BURN IT UNTIL THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY ASHES LEFT! MOERO MOERO!
Alz: Nopenopenope, iie, dame, non, you can't, is my blackmail photo!
Firetail: *wanders in* Blackmail?
Tenshi: *absolutely livid* Alz...I'm warning you....
Alz: Wanna see, Firetail?
Tenshi: NOOOOOOOOO DEAR SWEET INARI-SAMA NOOOOOO--
Firetail: Why not? *takes a glance*
Tenshi: *apopletic*
Firetail: *raises an eyebrow at him* What, pray tell, were you doing kissing Silverfall?
Tenshi: I...IT WAS LUCE'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!
Alz: Oh, don't be so shy. You like her, don't y--*gets clobbered, photo to be snatched by Tenshi*
Tenshi: *makes it vanish in a crackle of blue electric flames, snarling at Alz*
Firetail: Interesting...
Alz: Itai...okay....well....I have copies..... *pulls out sheets and sheets and sheets of glossy 8x10 prints of The Kiss Between Silverfall and Tenshi*
Tenshi: *strangled noises*
Firetail: I shall interpret: "What brought this on all of a sudden?"
Alz: Hmm? Oh, well, I haven't blogged for a while, and I figured, why not?
Tenshi: *strangled-strangled noises*
Firetail: Er...I don't thing that needs translation.
Alz: Hai...*pulls out another package of photos*
Tenshi: *recovering* Alz, need I remind you that...I have a photo too?
Alz: Eh?
Tenshi: OF...THIS!!! *whips out a photo of--*
Alz: *staaaaare* So?
Firetail: *glances at it, blanches minutely, then shrugs indifferently*
Tenshi: What? What? You don't care?
Alz: No....
Firetail: Nor me.
Tenshi: *stares in dismay at the photo of Alz and Firetail kissing* But...ano...sono...kore wa...anata to Firetail ga kissu...!
Alz: Yeah, well, it's not like he's my mortal enemy or something *cough*unlikesomebody*cough cough*.
Firetail: What matter. Alz isn't human. And besides, I was what, two-weeks-old in the personality development department?
Tenshi: *broken, wordless wail up into the sky*
Firetail: I'm leaving. *makes good on his words*
Alz: Heheheheh...remind me not to blog before school, mon ami, these things tend to get out of hand.
Tenshi: *not listening, still disconsolate*The kitsune-youkai was here 07:13 a.m. Friday, April 26, 2002
And an hour or two later....
Alz: GACK! Symbolism...overload...brain malfunction...ing....
Tenshi: Arara....
Firetail: What's with you two?
Alz: Er...watched Jin-Roh, we have....
Tenshi: And...symbolism...*shudder* It reminds me far too much of last year, when Alz had all that symbolism stuff to do in her English class.
Alz: Urgh...gonna...h...
Firetail: Jin-Roh?
Tenshi: An anime her aniki got 'cause he heard some of it was based off the Shinsengumi, and you KNOW how obsessed he is and all--
Firetail: Right--
Alz: Man, I never, EVER thought I'd watch a morbid, moody, symbolic, destructive, violent, philosophic anime movie based off of Little Red Riding Hood.
Firetail: WHAT?!
Tenshi: Alz-chan...tu as raison, mon amie, tu as beaucoup raison...
Alz: Er...sorta Terminator-ish in parts...and the Jin-Roh armor kinda reminds me of FF the Movie, only far cooler 'cause frankly, the movie sucked.
Tenshi: Oh. Alz-chan, video, naa?
Alz: What?
Firetail: Little Red...Riding...Hood....
Tenshi: SUNCOAST!
Alz: Oh yeah. Anybody who's readin' this, at the Santa Anita Suncoast, they're having a Pioneer video sale. That is, you can get 1 anime video (Pioneer release--dubbed OR subbed!) for .99, or get TWO for ! Sale lasts through April 25! They don't have a great many titles, but there is some Fushigi Yugi, Tenchi Muyo, Phantom Quest Corp., El Hazard the Wanderers, Battle Atheletes or something, Nazca, Bastard--
Tenshi: The latter three of which she has not seen--
Alz: --and oh yeah, the next RK DVD is out. Start of the new arc with the killer Hiten Mitsurugi Ryuu failure-taught dude.
Firetail: Spare me.
Alz: And Adventures of the Mini-Goddesses, Love Hina, Soultaker, Hand Maid May, Yu Yu Hakusho--
Tenshi: New releases, new releases...Yu Yu Hakusho rocks, by the way, as does Adventures of the Mini-Goddesses. Haven't seen the others--
Alz: SPRIGGAN IS OUT! I WANT TO SEE IT!
Tenshi: ME TOO!
Firetail: *inarticulate groan(
Alz: But...but...yeah...and Escaflowne the Movie will be out soon! It said so on the commercial on my aniki's Jin-Roh DVD! It did! It said video/DVD release 2002!!!!!
Tenshi & Alz: *arm-in-arm, singing* I teach by givin' love. High mountains seem higher endlessly when they're pebbles at your feet. If you should still fall into despair--
Firetail: Don't make me hurt you two.
Alz: *solo* Win dain...alotica...en vai tu ri...si lota. Vi faaru est--
Firetail: *eyes flare fire-gold*
Alz: *swallows the rest of the lyrics*
Tenshi: DANGIT! I think I'm beginning to suffer from LONAS.
Firetail: *warily* What is LONAS?
Alz: Lack Of New Anime Syndrome.
Firetail: *incredulously* You just saw something new! Jin-Roh!
Tenshi: So? Still beginning to suffer. I want to see the Nadesico Movie, Cowboy Bebop Movie, Spriggan, new Fushigi Yugi OVA, the rest of Adventures of the Mini-Goddesses, the Aa! Megami-sama! Movie after seeing the rest of the series, the rest of Yu Yu Hakusho, the rest of Ayashi no Ceres, the rest of Blue Seed, Clamp School Detectives--
Alz: The list goes on and on.
Firetail: *deadpan* I can tell.
Tenshi: *sigh* And the new Rurouni Kenshin OVA.
Alz: YES!
Tenshi & Alz: *start humming the Wolves' Last Battle music*
Firetail: *flashes his eyes at them again*
Tenshi & Alz: *strangled sound*
Firetail: I...am going to bed. *deliberately turns his back on them and goes away*
Alz: Look, he's gone, whip out the Fushigi Yugi! Tasuki-san, REKKA SHINEN!
Tenshi: Um, okay...fiery fan like Firetail's, eh? Ain't that in Chinese mythology--or was that Japanese--?
Alz: Shiranai, shiranai! Mite, kudasai!
Tenshi: Just...don't start rhyming...
Alz: All right, all right, let's watch anime! Mwahahahahaa!
Tenshi: Er...right.The kitsune-youkai was here 10:13 p.m. Saturday, April 20, 2002
Shiny Chrome Chibi Cuteness
Alz: I wannit...
Tenshi: No, you don't.
Houseki: *shiny chrome coloration* Nani?
Alz: The Chibi Valkyrie! Roy Folker version!
Tenshi: IT'S ! THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD BUY WITH THAT MUCH AT BOOK-OFF!
Alz: *whimper* But...but shiny chrome cute chibiness....
Tenshi: YOU DON'T EVEB REALLY LIKE VALKYRIES THAT MUCH TOO MUCH!
Alz: But...
Houseki: *gentle smile* Go watch Jin-Roh with your aniki now, Alz.
Alz: 'kay...The kitsune-youkai was here 08:05 p.m. Saturday, April 20, 2002
Song Lyrics
Alz: I feel quite lyrical today...
Tenshi: Eh, you know, English and all, even though it was referring to lyric poetry...can get your Inspirations going, naa?
Alz: I feel like...SACRILEGE! MWAHAHAA! "There you go Astroboy, on your flight into spaaaace! Rocket hiiiigh, in the skyyyy--"
Tenshi: MON DIEU, YAMENASAI YOOOOOOO~! *screams and slaps Alz*
Shinigami: *floating in* Now now, my dearest comrades and boon companions, violence is not always the answer to everything.
Tenshi: *pathetic sniffle* But Alz is singing really old mind-sticking dubbed anime song-theme openings--
Alz: "Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, he's a demon on wheels--"
Tenshi: SEE?! SEE?! MITE?! REGARDES?!
Shinigami: *pause* I fail to see thine logic, Tenshi.
Tenshi: *wailing* Dare ka, tasukete!
Alz: "Fiiiighting evil by moonlight, wiiiining love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor M--"
Firetail: *runs in and tackles Alz* In all good taste, even I cannot allow such sacrilege to take place.
Tenshi: *gasp of relief* FIRETAIL! Inari-sama, but I never thought I'd be thanking you--
Firetail: *flatly* I did it for myself, my own personal benefit.
Shinigami: Thou art honest, fair Firetail, and have mine respect for that.
Firetail: *just as flatly* And I don't need your respect, Shinigami.
Shinigami: *shrug*
Firetail: *mutters to himself, then walks out and slams the door with a flick of his tail*
Alz: *rubbing her head* Um...where was I....never mind. I can't remember. Must resort to other lyrics. "Ne, aishitara, dare mo na konna kodoku ni aru no--"
Tenshi: Stop that. You don't even remember all the lyrics to the Escaflowne opening.
Alz: ...."Nee aishitara daremo ga konna kodoku ni naru no?
Nee kurayami yori mo fukai kurushimi dakishimeteru no?"
Tenshi: Much better.
Alz: "Oooooooh an angel come meet the dawn it's a brand new day ooooooh an angel remember the passion that fires your soul--"
Tenshi: Er...bad punctuation, but that IS the way it sounds--
Shinigami: "Zan koku na tenshi no youni. Shounen yo wa shin wa ni nare..."
Alz & Tenshi: Ooooooooh...Shinigami-sama! Anata no koe ima koso--sore wa watashi-tachi no ichiban daisuki no yo!
Shinigami: *gravely* I thank thee.
Alz: Well, THAT, of course, could only be followed by--
Tenshi: "Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars..."
Alz: Ahh...surprise surprise, Tenshi doesn't sound half bad!
Tenshi: *hurt look* You needn't look so SHOCKED, mon amie.
Alz: Warui kedo ne...gomen. How about--"Sono aoi hitomi... utsukushii orokasa. Anata no nani mo kamo kiseki da to shinjita..."
Shinigami: "Namida ga ato kara afuredashite...Saigo no egao ga nijin de mienai no...Ikanaide ikanaide koko ni ite...Sora e hikari kakenukete yuku..."
Tenshi: Kirei ne....
Alz: BACKWARDS JAPANESE TIME!
Tenshi: MataKU, Alz, it's a beautiful song, but--
Alz: "Idolem urodo iatu a wi rot...ukufu kush onuoy ne ha wuoch! Etia di ukoik ura na kurah...enadu yoimi nnesar urugem! Eteako ich atak...ureatu tsoodah. Amia wibo koro YONNEIE~!"
Tenshi: *sigh*
Shinigami: *softly, softly* Win dain a lotica...En val tu ri
...Si lo ta...Fin dein a loluca...En dragu a sei lain...Vi fa-ru les shutai am...En riga-lint..."
Alz: Subarashii, Shinigami...I applaud your most exquisite voice.
Tenshi: Hey yeah, that sounded pretty cool.
Alz: By the way...where is Houseki? And Aegis? Not around today?
Tenshi: Workin' on Inspirin' you, mon amie. I decided to take a break with Shinigami here, and you know what a weirdling Firetail is.
Alz: Haaaai.
Tenshi: Now then..."ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!!!!"
Alz: *calmly slaps him* Stop that.
Tenshi: *rubbing his face* Hai, hai...."All you need is loooooooove..."
Alz: Much better.
Shinigami: "Love is just a game."
Alz & Tenshi: *stare at her in shock*
Shinigami: What? Have I not too watched Moulin Rouge with thee?
Alz: Er...Tenshi...go on....
Tenshi: *clears his throat* Uh..."I was made for lovin' you, baby...er...you were made...for lovin' me...?"
Shinigami: "The only way of lovin' me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee."
Tenshi: ....*shocked beyond words that solemn, grave, serious Shinigami is SINGING a love song*
Alz: Go on, Tenshi, go on! *pokes him in the ribs*
Tenshi: "J...just one night...give me just one night. One night in the name of lo...ve...."
Alz: Er...right...Tenshi, you ain't doin' so well, mon ami, why don't we move on to another song?
Shinigami: *placidly* As thou wisheth, Alz.
Alz: ...um..."Kaze yo watashi wa tachi mukau...Yukou kurushimi no umi e to...kizuna kono mune no kizande~e! Kudakeru nami wa hate nakuto mo...."
Tenshi: Tenshi wa onakasuita!
Alz: Stop that. You aren't Aegis, so don't refer to yourself in the cute little third person.
Tenshi: *sulkily* Fine.
Alz: *rolling her eyes skyward in a plea for patience* Shinigami, you want something to eat too?
Shinigami: No, thank you, Alz-san, I am fine.
Alz: Well, Tenshi and I are gonna grab something to it. Jaa, matane! *runs off, dragging Tenshi with her*
Shinigami: *stares after them, then thoughtfully looks down at a stack of Alz's anime soundtracks...and then picks up the lyric books and begins paging through them....*
The kitsune-youkai was here 08:13 p.m. Tuesday, April 16, 2002
Escaflowne
Alz: Mwahahaha...see, see? Isn't Escaflowne cool?
Tenshi: Yeah...
Alz: Hey, I thought you were in fox-form--
Tenshi: Changed out of it (temporarily, at least) just for this blog to tell Luce THAT IT'S ABOUT FRIGGIN' TIME SHE STARTED WATCHING ANIME--
Alz: Haaaaaaai. 'Specially since she was supposed to watch it over *cough* Winter Break *cough cough*.
Tenshi: And here it is SPRING Break--
Alz: Hai hai, Tenshi-chan.
Tenshi: Nyahahaha, you have to deal with the newly-obsessed, Zergiebug! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
Alz: It's too bad you didn't like Rg Veda, Brightsong, but I didn't really like it either at first--
Tenshi: She just bought it 'cause it was Clamp, and she liked Rayearth, which was done by Clamp, so--
Alz: And did you know that they're my souveneirs from when I went to Hawaii?
Tenshi: *derisive snort* It figures that she'd go and buy anime for her Hawaiian souveneir, n'est-ce pas?
Alz: --but I liked Rg Veda more after I went and read the manga...or what I could puzzle out of it....
Tenshi: Vaaaaaan-samaaaaaaaaa!
Alz: See? I had to live through Tenshi doing that too--
Tenshi: 'Cause Van's cool. Even if he's stupid sometimes.
Alz: Sooo...Tenshi...in you're own humble opinion, is Luce going to be one of the rabid fangirl-otaku-people out there?
Tenshi: I don't know. Hey, isn't Dilandau cool?
Alz: Yesss...Dilandau...-sama....Right-o. So then...HAHAHAHAAAA! AT LONG LAST SHE'S WATCHIN' ANIME! We'll have to see if we can find a copy of the Escaflowne Movie for her soon, eh?
Tenshi: Although it is with a different storyline...but ah, the music!
Alz: Yoko Kanno-sama! Daisuki nanda yo!
Tenshi: Um, right, Alz has to go and do her homework now.
Alz: What?! I have school tomorrow!
Tenshi: Which is why you should do it--
Alz: It can wait until I go to bed!!!
Tenshi: Alz...you have to--
Alz: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I DON'T WANNA!
Tenshi: *begins to drag her off by her braid*
Alz: Luce! Watch anime! Watch Rayearth and Fushigi Yugi! And...and...whatever else there is! Watch it! Watch Cowboy Bebop! Chichiri and Van have the same voice acter! Dilandau and Ascot have the same voice actress! Yoko Kanno does the music for Escaflowne and Cowboy Bebop! Mokona is cute! Watch anime!
Tenshi: *succeeds in dragging her off*The kitsune-youkai was here 01:38 p.m. Sunday, April 14, 2002
They're FOXES, you know...
Alz: Heheheh...betcha didn't know this--or rather, remember this...some of this anyway. Watch! *lifts her head* Teeeeenshiiii!
Tenshi: Nani?
Alz: C'mere.
Tenshi: *warily approaches* I don't like the look in your eyes, mon amie...
Alz: Oh, it's nothing. *snaps her fingers at Tenshi*
~And with a pop and a flurry of glitter-bright sparkles, Tenshi turns into a sea-green fox with a black tail and paws and ears, and golden eyes.~
Tenshi: !
Alz: Kyaaaaaaaaan! I forgot how kawaii you are in kitsune-form, Tenshi-chan! *glomps the fox*
Tenshi: *snarls rabidly and bites Alz*
Alz: YOWCH! *drops him*
Tenshi: *bolts for the door, only to get stepped on by Firetail*
Firetail: What the--
Alz: STOP HIM! *flings herself forward, trips Firetail, but manages to snatch Tenshi* NOOOO, DON'T GO AWAY, YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO GO AWAY!
Firetail: *staring at Tenshi* I think I've missed something here.
Alz: *curves around and looks thoughtfully at Firetail* Say....
Firetail: Um...is that Tensh...Alz, why are you lookin at me like that? Oh NO-- *turns, slow-motion, to run for his life, but--*
Alz: *snaps her fingers at him*
~A flare and flash of ruddy flames, gold and red and orange and bright blue, leaves Firetail...as a large fox with a pelt seemingly made of molten flame--however, there is a hairless dark-gray scar descending from his still-blind white eye, the other a fierce gold.~
Alz: Wow, hey, you're pretty cute too--
Tenshi: *desperately grows his glittery blue-white wings and manages to launch himself into the air*
Alz: Ooooh, Tenshi, kawaii! *pounces on Firetail--and then immediately drops him* DANGIT, that BURNS--
Houseki: *hair pure white, as he wanders in* Yorosh...arara?
Tenshi: *dives and hovers frantically in front of Houseki, urging him to escape the sordid fate that he and Firetail have already suffered*
Houseki: Alz, are you turning us all into foxes?
Alz: *cradling her burnt hand* More or less. Do you mind, Houseki?
Houseki: No. So I shall spare you the trouble.
~In a spiral of sparkles, Houseki transforms into a pure white fox with color-changing eyes.~
Alz: Oooooh, kawaiiii! *scoops up Houseki and hugs him* Aww, and of the three of you so far, you're the only one who'll let me squish you....
Tenshi: *lands a safe distance away and slinks over to Firetail, both foxes brooding and glaring at Alz*
Aegis: *bounds in--already in fox-form, and like a miniature version of Tenshi still* NYAO!
Alz: *pause*
Aegis: *flops down on the ground and wriggles delightedly* Nyao?
Alz: I find it strange that, even as a fox, she still goes "nyao"....
Houseki: *nods in agreement*
Firetail: *stares disgustedly at Aegis's display of delight...'cause it's so undignified, you understand*
Alz: So...that leaves Idriel and Shinigami.
Shinigami: Leaveth me where, prithee?
Alz: HAH! *spins and snaps her fingers at Shinigami*
~And in a swirl of darkness, Shinigami's form melts down into...a black vixen with one virulent violet eye and one completely black eye.~
Alz: Subarashii...and Shinigami looks so COOL! *glomps her too* You and Houseki sure look cool together, pure black and pure white....sugee, na?
Tenshi: *grudgingly nods*
Aegis: Nyao!
Firetail: *slinks away and lies down*
Alz: Now as for Idriel...oh, wait, he's a slime, not a kitsune. I guess it wouldn't work then....
Idriel: *jellies in--sees the foxes--and immediately jellies out*
Alz: And it looks like he doesn't want to be involved anyway....*puts Houseki and Shinigami down*
Houseki: *shakes himself briskly, then picks up Aegis by the scruff of her neck and deposits her beside Tenshi*
Alz: Lookit me, I've got one...two...three...four...five foxes and a slime! Aren't they cute?!
~To be continued... The kitsune-youkai was here 06:36 p.m. Saturday, April 13, 2002
"Love is like oxygen!"
Alz: Tenshi, you are beginning to worry me.
Tenshi: Whaaat?
Alz: "Love is like oxygen!"
Tenshi: That's right! Love is like oxygen! Love is a many splendored thing! Love lifts us up where we belong! All--
Alz: --you need is love, yes, I KNOW that.
Tenshi: So?
Alz: I mean, YOU like the movie even more than ME, and I find that weird given that you're MY Inspiration, fox.
Tenshi: So? The part I like best is just the quote "Love is like oxygen!"
Alz: And that's why you worry me....
Tenshi: So?
Houseki: *wanders in, hair shimmering white and bound up behind his head, shock magnum in hand, dressed in complete matte black, golden eyes narrow*
Alz & Tenshi: *watch silently as he saunters past and out*
Alz: Mon dieu....
Tenshi: Est-que tu regardes...?
Alz: Sh-shiranai no desu, Tenshi.
Aegis: *creeps in, eyes huge* Ano-nyao...maitenant...right now...did you just see?
Alz: Houseki?
Tenshi: That was Houseki-sama, I'm absolutely positive, but...but....
Alz: Whoah.
Firetail: *pokes his head in* What's wrong with you?
Tenshi: Houseki-sama...!
Alz: He looked...like...um...he was watching Weiss Kreuz or Ghost in the Shell or Gundam Wing or Macross or City Hunter or...I dunno, something with guns in it and sneaking around and everything...!!!!
Aegis: Nyao.
Firetail: Er....I don't know anything about it.
Shinigami: *floats in* Methinks he hath cracked, has Houseki.
Alz: Houseki...cracked?
Shinigami: *reflective pause* Mayhap not CRACKED, per se, so much as reconnected with a bit of his past.
Alz: He carries shock magnums in his past?
Tenshi: Something like that...Houseki-sama...sugoi darou....
Aegis: NYAO!
Firetail: I don't know.
Shinigami: *touches lightly down* Mayhap so, mayhap no, either way, perchance to dream he might.
Alz: Dream? What?
Shinigami: *shrug*
Tenshi: Alz, didn't you just draw something about Houseki-sama?
Alz: More or less. Probably what origined this blog, more or less.
Tenshi: Right....The kitsune-youkai was here 04:24 p.m. Wednesday, April 10, 2002
Pocky and Games
Tenshi: *comes bolting into the blog, hits Houseki and Aegis and lays them absolutely flat* HIT THE DECK! ALZ IS ON A RAMPAGE!
Houseki: *swirlin' psychedelic coloration in neon pink, purple, lime green, black, and silver* I could tell that just from my coloration.
Aegis: Nyao?
Tenshi: She's, er, gotten suggestive, you know how she gets over Breaks and Vacations and the like.
Aegis: Sore de ii no ka?
Tenshi: She read some blogs and then went online and got her brain goin' a bit....
Houseki: Oh. So, Paulina-san, should you be reading this, go to japanesesnacks.com for Pocky...and those weird marble-sodas.
Somewhere Outside: POCKY! POCKY! STRAWBERRY-FLAVORED POCKY!
Firetail & Shinigami: *walk in and and lock the door behind them*
Tenshi: And then, well, she realized her Gamer-Self once again.
Firetail: What?
Tenshi: That is, she went out and reconnected the Playstation and started GAMING, I mean, come on, Fireditz, what other GAMER-SELF would I be talking about?
Shinigami: Perchance thou mayest have been referring to Tribes, the computer game, or mayhap Diablo II?
Tenshi: Oh. Well, anyway, yeah, she was playing Tribes again. The Brick is Back, though not so much in name.
Alz: POCKY! *bursts through the door and sweeps up Tenshi* DID YOU SAY POCKY?!
Tenshi: PUT ME DOWN!
Alz: *flings him aside* POCKY! MWAHAHAHA! I AM THE MASTER SNIPER! LUCKY AIR-SNIPE OF THE DAY! BUTTON-JAMMING! WINWINWINWINWIN KATSU!
Tenshi: See what I mean?
Shinigami: *fascinated*
Aegis: Dead or Alive 2, did I hear her scream a moment before she began blogging?
Tenshi: That was yesterday.
Houseki: SNK, Capcom, Sega, Sony, Squaresoft...Glico...the list goes on.
Firetail: Humans...
Alz: Whaaat? Dead or Alive 2 is one of the greatest fighting games ever to exist, for I am its MASTER!
Tenshi: No you're not. You die when fighting the computer half the time.
Alz: Shut up. I'm the master where it counts: I WIPE MY BROTHERS FACE ON THE FLOOR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Houseki: Didn't she have a chapter in her Mango Street book about that?
Alz: REVENGE FOR SUB-ZERO ALL THOSE YEARS AGO! MWAHAHAHAAA!
Aegis: Nyao! Kasumi-chan nyao!
Alz: I may die when I battle the computer, but when I take on my brother, it's like to the many times when he and I fight in King of Fighters and the like: we fight and fight and I lose and lose and I finally quit when I win one...but with DEAD OR ALIVE 2 we fight and fight and I win and win and he finally quits when he loses one. MWAHAHAHAAAA! VICTORY AND GLORY, YOU ARE MINE!
Shinigami: *quietly, to Houseki* Is she always like this during Spring Break?
Houseki: It varies from day to day, really.
Aegis: NYAO!
Tenshi: Mataku, Alz, you'd think after all the times you've been beaten up in fighting games you'd have some skill at least.
Alz: HAH! I'll have you know that I can beat nearly anything with my Invincible Mai Shiranui! Or my Invincible Chun-Li! And I'm pretty good with Vice and Yuri and Sakura--
Tenshi: Has anybody noticed a trend here?
Firetail: *woodenly* I don't play fighting games, kitsune.
Aegis: They're all women, nyao!
Alz: I can't help it. It's sort of like this...this thing left over from the first time I played Mortal Kombat and the only female character was Sonya Blade, and 'cause I was only a little girl at the time, I would choose her....
Tenshi: *strangled noise* Mortal Kombat? Alz, I am SO disappointed in you--
Alz: Give me credit, Tenshi-botchan, that was the first fighting game I ever played out in the arcade. Well, okay, so it was Rose Doughnuts, but that's beside the point.
Tenshi: I thought so...you played Street Fighter II first.
Alz: Something like that.
Houseki: Pocky, anybody? *flourishes a pack of strawberry-flavored Pocky*
Alz: *glomps Houseki* Houseki-samaaa! Daisuki!
Tenshi: *not to be outdone, glomps Houseki* Houseki-samaaa! Daisuki!
Aegis: *wants Pocky, so* Houseki-samaaa! Daisuki!
Shinigami: *laughing quietly to herself*
Firetail: *disgusted with his companions*
Alz: POCKY!!The kitsune-youkai was here 11:43 a.m. Tuesday, April 9, 2002
Happy Eva Day?
Alz: 'Twasn't only me, you know, 'twas the Shruggers that came up with Alice Day. But, if you insist, we shall make April 8 EVA DAY! *pulls a cracker and sends confetti into the air*
Aegis: NYAO! HAPPY EVA DAY NYAO!
Houseki: *glittering silver and gold coloration* Happy Eva Day! Omedetou!
Tenshi: Eva Day? Well...okay...Happy Eva Day!
Shinigami: *puzzled but willing* Happy Eva Day.
Firetail: Luce is not human...therefore...I suppose it is all right for there to be an Eva Day, as there was an Alice Day.....
Alz: Whatcha talkin' ab...never mind, you misanthropic kitsune.
Firetail: That's right.
Alz: Whee! And April 9 can be ALLISON DAY! MWAHAHA--
Tenshi & Firetail: NO.
Alz: Aww.....
Aegis: Make it Tenshi Day!
Tenshi: Hey, yeah, that rocks! Happy Tenshi Day tomorrow!
Firetail: Try it and die, fox.
Tenshi: Okay...how about, Happy Houseki Day!
Shinigami: You could always make Houseki Day April 10.
Aegis: Nyao! And then Aegis Day April 11! And Shinigami Day April 12! And Firetail Day April 13! And Idriel Day April 14! Nyaonyaonyao!
Alz: LUCE! Look at what you've done!
Aegis: Happppppy Eeeeeevaaaa Daaaaaaaaay! *cartwheels through the air energetically*
Houseki: *genially* So, then, is Lady Silverfall Day April 15?
Tenshi: N-n-nani?! Heck NO!
Shinigami: I don't see why not.
Alz: And April 16 can be Stephanie Day!
Tenshi: And April 17 can be D'Capisette Day!
Aegis: And April 18 can be Zalari Day!
Houseki: April 19 can be...oh...Alternate Universe Star Wars Self Day!
Firetail: April 20 can be--wait a minute, what the !@$* am I doing?
Alz: April 20 can be Shruggers Day!
Aegis: April 21 can be Paulina Day!
Tenshi: April 22 can be Princess Stephanie Day!
Houseki: April 23 can be Rurouni Kenshin Day!
Alz: April 24 can be Honors English Day!
Tenshi: April 25 can be Ayashi no Ceres Day!
Aegis: April 26 can be Pitas.com Day!
Alz: April 27--
Firetail: *slaps Alz*
Alz: YOWCH! You mean person! Now where was I--
Firetail: *slaps her again*
Alz: STOP THAT.
Firetail: THEN STOP MAKING DAYS INTO STUPID DAYS!!!
Tenshi: You're no fun, Firetail. *blows a raspberry at him with Aegis*
Alz: Anyway...um...where was I....
Shinigami: You were also blogging in response to the Creatrix of Unicorn Jelly's request.
Alz: Oh yeah! Thanks, Shinigami-chan!
Shinigami: ..."-chan?"
Alz: Yesyes, that's right! If you haven't already, go and read Unicorn Jelly! There's this link to it right on the right side of the page, 'cause I'm too lazy to put one right here in the middle of all this text! Start at the very beginning and read through...it gets better and better. It's quite enthralling. Today is its 2 & 1/2 year anniversary, or something like that, and the author wants to have a bigger audience than the 2000-something people who have been reading.
Aegis: NYAO!
Alz: The author can get a leeeetle bit strange here and there--
Tenshi: Yeah....
Alz: --but it's still very cool. Man, the sheer intricacy that she designs this universe and everything is amazing!
Houseki: *smile* A lot of detail, I assure you.
Alz: And with that note, I leave you....Happy Eva Day!The kitsune-youkai was here 09:11 a.m. Monday, April 8, 2002
A Quick Update
Alz & Tenshi & Houseki & Aegis: HAPPY ALICE DAY!
Firetail: ...
Shinigami: Prithee enlighten me as to this passing strange holiday.
Alz: It's ALICE DAY!
Tenshi: Love is like oxygen! Love is a many-splendored thing! Love lifts us up to where we belong! All you need is love! Love rocks! Love is awesome!
Alz: ....
Firetail: I think he's cracked. Prepare yourself for a fiery death, kitsune-youkai. *pulls out his fan and brandishes it, flames licking around him*
Alz: I can't think of anything else....
Aegis: Alice Day, nyao!
Houseki: Yes indeed.
Tenshi: *glomps Houseki* Houseki-sama, daisuki nanda yooo!
Alz: All you need is love, love, love is all you need....
Shinigami: They are quite, quite strange.
Firetail: Curse you, Tenshi, using Houseki as a shield....
Alz: Oh well. Aegis?
Aegis: Nyao!
Shinigami: Eh?
Alz: Let's go watch--
Tenshi: Moulin Rouge?
Alz: ...maybe that too. But let's go watch shiny bright new anime animation like Vampire Hunter D and the Utena Movie and stuff!
Tenshi: *knocks Firetail over and runs* Me too!
Houseki: Why don't we all....
Firetail: *snarling* Very well, but later--
Alz: Happy Alice Day, and therewith and forewithal, farewell! Adieu! *exits grandly*
Tenshi: She's weiiiiird.
Everybody: *nod in agreement*The kitsune-youkai was here 07:00 p.m. Sunday, April 7, 2002
So much for THAT fight
Alz & Tenshi: *arm in arm* Love is like oxygen!
Firetail: What?
Alz & Tenshi: All you need is love!
Houseki: *glittering red and black and green and purple and blue and white coloration* They saw Moulin Rouge yesterday.
Firetail: *dubiously* So I gather.
Aegis: W00-h00! Nyaonyaonyao! *smirk*
Shinigami: I find their sudden companionship disturbing after their bloody brawl of the last blog.
Alz & Tenshi: *singing* All you need is love! Love! Love is all you need...
Firetail: *pained expression* MUST they do that?
Houseki: Let them have their fun, Firetail-san. They rarely enough have it together.
Aegis: *giggling like mad* I think they rather liked it, nyao. Even though they can't remember much more than, "Love is like oxygen!"
Shinigami: Love is like oxygen?
Aegis: You don't need to breathe, nyao, so you wouldn't know, nyao, nyao...?
Shinigami: I do breathe. But I don't see the point.
Aegis: Er, Houseki-sama-nyao?
Houseki: Oxygen, love?
Shinigami: *flatly puzzled*
Firetail: I am in blog full of people but devoid of comprehension....
Aegis: Including yourself!
Firetail: Hey--
Alz & Tenshi: Love is just a game!
Shinigami: *raising a brow* Really.
Houseki: No.
Aegis: Nyao!
Firetail: Can I hit them?
Alz & Tenshi: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return!
Shinigami: Really?
Aegis: Nyao!
Firetail: I'm going to hit them...
Houseki: *leaves the room abruptly*
Alz & Tenshi: Eh?
Everybody: *look at the door through which Houseki left*
Alz: Er...I hope we didn't hurt him any....
Tenshi: *shocked* Nani?
Shinigami: Houseki has not yet completely dealt with his past. I believe that he hath not let go of a great deal of inner turmoil. Perhaps thy song struck a chord within him.
Aegis: *looking after him* Nyaooo?
Firetail: Shut up. He's not the only one you know.
Alz & Tenshi & Aegis: Eh? *swivel to look at him*
Firetail: *mutters something and also leaves*
Shinigami: It would appear that Firetail too has a sore spot concerning love.
Tenshi: Er....
Alz: Um....
Aegis: Nyao?
Shinigami: Anyway...your Spring Break has begun.
Alz: Yeah...Houseki? Firetail?
Tenshi: *thoughtfully* Maybe we just oughta leave 'em alone for now, Alz.
Alz: Well...okay...I guess....
Aegis: Nyao.....The kitsune-youkai was here 11:32 a.m. Sunday, April 7, 2002
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Unicorn Jelly
Go and read Unicorn Jelly. Please. It's really cool. It gets better and better (start from the beginning, of course) and the buildup goes very nicely, and the character development is quite complex.
8-bit Theater
8-bit Theater is for...well...you know, people who have played Final Fantasy I. I mean, yeah, you could go and read it and probably enjoy it, as long as you've played an RPG or two, but...Black Mage, anyone?
Anime Expo
Ahem. Anime Expo. AX. Biggest anime convention in North America. July 4-7 2002. 4 days of anime anime anime insanity. Need I say more?
Hamlet: the Manga (Slayers Version)
Hamlet, as performed by the Slayers cast. Hilarious if you've seen Slayers, and probably ve-r-r-r-y interesting if you haven't. ^_~
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