A Little Crazy... But It's Nice
- Monday, March 21, 2005 | 05:29 p.m. -
Meh. Not bad for a Monday. School sucked because I woke up and thought it was Sunday again. But then it wasn't Sunday and I had to get up early. Hahaha. The lady who I babysit for during the week never called me for this week's schedule, and I REAALLLLLLY don't wanna babysit today, so I decided to go on the Internet in case she called so she couldn't get through and tell me to come over. Heeeeee.
Woah. I downloaded this new song called "Hillibillies" and it's about how hillbillies like to have sex in the barn! It's all: "Hillbillies love it in the hay!" Omg! BEST SONG EVER. I always find new reasons to love country music more than I already do... especially country music with sexual references, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" and "One Hot Momma", "she Thinks my Tractor's SEXY" and even "Who's Your Daddy". *Sigh* Yes. Hillbillies DO, i suppose, love in it the hay.
Only 3 more days this week then SPRING BREAK! I need clothes to wear. No, seriously. I have over 30 skirts. It's a sick, SICK obsession, but I have no shirts to wear them with. So I need to get some stuff. My mommy told me that she'd take me shopping cause I need clothes when I go talk to the college people. And maybe I'll push for some new flip-flops too. Well there's not much more to say, but I have to stay online (i'm so eeeevil) so maybe I'll download some new musics, check out limewire. I'm out.
- Sunday, March 20, 2005 | 04:56 p.m. -
Weekend:
Friday: After school me and Allie did some hardcore bowling. It was super-awesome and all the soccer peoples missed it. then we went to Target for presents for Krista and Dan. We got a BIG BALL for Dan (it was bouncy!!) and a CD and other various goodies for them. Then we went to Dan's casa for the par-tay. Lots of DDR and pizza and some more DDr and Taxas Hold'em and DDR and YAY~! I didn't get hoime til 1. Very tired.
Saturday: Woke up SO EARLY for that ACT prep thing and I learned nothing! NOTHING! Then I left early and drove straight home to get ready for Jack's conformation. The lmass was 2 fricken hours long! Jeeeeeez. Then after that we went to OLIVE GARDEN and it was awesome! Yay for soup and breadsticks! Then I took a a nap and woke up later than I wanted to and came to Joc's b-day party. They almost convinced me to see the ring 2, but then I realized I was terrofied of Harry Potter and that maybe the Ring 2 wasn't such a smart choice. So me and Lindsey went to see The Upside of Anger instead. I hope they all got the crap scared out of them. Heee...
then after the movie, everyone ditched us and we didn't want to go home at 10:30, so me and Lindsey went to Baskin Robins and then we sat in the parking lot of Noter Dame church (shady... i know) and chatted about stuff. Then I went home and immediatly to sleep.
The cable man came today and said that he's send someone over to fix our CMT! Yaaaaaaay! I miss CMT! then I went to Walmart with my mom and bought a cowboy hat for the Kenny concert WITH UNKLE CRACKER (happy Linds?) and it's really cute, but then I realized that I don't look good in hats but who cares because there are SpArKlEs on it!!! Then I went home and played computer poker for a few hours and won $20,000!!It's not real money, but if it was it would be real awesome. I'm happy nonetheless. Ew. it's 5 already. How sad, well gunna go do homework, I'm out.
- Wednesday, March 16, 2005 | 03:36 p.m. -
This week is so long! It's insane. Coach T test today wasn't that bad, could've been worse. Ew. I have to babysit later. I really hope she comes home at 7 and then I can spent the rest of the night in DDR-induced bliss. Yay for dancing like a fool.
Tomorrow I have such a busy day. After school is Art Club (yay!) and then we're going out to eat, and then I have my brother's conformation practice cause I have to be his sponsor. Then Saturday at 8AM I have this ACT review thing, and then an hour after it's done I have to be AT the conformation... too much going on. Then later a possible CP/DDR-P if enought people can make it.
Monday was really fun. Me, Linds and Allie hit up SBsquared and chatted until 5. We were there for 2 hours. It was awesome. The the Frappaccino was sooooo good. They're always good at the Seven Bridges one. Yay for SBsquared.
So my Spring Break schedule is finalized. On Good Friday til Easter Sunday we'll be in Indiana visiting Perdue and Indiana University. Then on Monday night I'm sleeping over at Kristen's and we're gunna play some MAD DDR:Max2-age into the night. And then on Tuesday night, Kristen's coming over to my house, and we're gunna have yet another sleepless night full of DDR:Extreme. I'm sooooo excited. Highlight of my spring break. Then Wednesday me and Sarah may celebrate her Bday (with cotton balls and yarn!!) and I'm SO GETTING A LAMB CAKE! Then Thursday we'll be in Iowa visiting Iowa University. Then Friday - KENNY CHESNEY and GRETCHEN WILSON!! I'm more excited to see Gretchen than Kenny. She kicks all sorts of ass.
Then I guess I'll be home for the rest of the weekend. Mmmm... these noodles are really good. Yeah, anyway, I'm out.
- Monday, March 14, 2005 | 08:19 p.m. -
In reagrds to Rascal Flatts::
Lindsey: that lead singer.. really is one of the ugliest peeople ive ever seen
Me: that Fucking song "Bless the Motherfucking Broken Road" kept Keith at #2 for 5 FUCKING weeks also
Lindsey: BUT GOD BLESS THE BROKEN ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAD THAT LED ME STRAIGHT TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Me: FUCK YOU!
Me: Fuck that! I'll fuck those muthafuckers GOOD!
Lindsey: haha
Lindsey: u are on a fbomb rampage tonight
Me: FUCK THE F-BOMB RAMPAGE!
Me: FUCK IT!
Me: yeah... I like FUCK
Lindsey: ttyl
Lindsey: fuck u
Lindsey: !
Lindsey: just fro kicks
Fuck... what a good word. And very goopd in regards to the "music" of Rascal Flatts. It is FUCKING shit, really. God I'm amused...
- Monday, March 7, 2005 | 11:15 a.m. -
Ew. Monday. GROSS!
I love Triscuits. They're like God's gift to humanity. Mmmmm. OMG! The World Series of Poker 2004 is on! It hasn't been on for, like 75847320570432 years, then all of a sudden on a March morning it appears like magic! Oh, Dutch Boyd, how I want your babies.
Oh yeah, so yesterday we went to visit my Grandma and it was a nice little visit and all, but then she wanted to get her car washed. Since she has a Taurus, I decided that I would drive it 4 blocks to the car wash. It only four blocks, what harm could I do, right? Well, we were all waiting in the car wash line, and I would start and stop the engine as the cars moved up, and there were no problems. Then we were next in line, and I went to start the engine and... nothing. I tried again. Nothing. I broke my grandma's car! So then we had to push the car to the side and me and my mom went to walk back to my grandma's house to get my mom's car and then drive back, then drive back to grandma's and it was such a mess! Eventually when the tow people came they got the car to start, but I will NEVER drive her car again. Bad Taurus, BAD!
The on the way home I made my mom stop at Woodfield and I got two skirts at Forever 21 and two skirts at H&M. Very cute. Now today me and Linds are going to Oak Brook cause I need matching shirts to go with all my lovely shirts. And I need to shower.
So anyway, then after shopping I got home and Alex called me at 8 and asked if I wanted to come over. And I sure did. So it took a while, but I made it (without getting lost!!) and there were a whole lot of people there and we played pool and air hockey (I'm the wiener!!!) and watched CMT and it was fun.
I need to change my website for March. But it's already March 7th... I don't know if I should wait or not for next month. We'll see how much time I have to change it. Anyway, shower, I'm out.
- Saturday, March 5, 2005 | 08:19 p.m. -
Wow. This is the first place that I've babysat in that connects to the internet. Yay for rich clients and DirectTV!!! Anyway, gunna update about my weekend (so far) while I have a minute:
Thursday after school me and Kath went over to Krista's to watch Glory for history class. (SHIT! They didn't tell me thay had a cat! That just scared the fuck outta me!) Yeah, oh, Glory. War movie... very boring. As all those movies are.
Um... then everyone else came like Ashley, Lexi, Joc, Lindsccrap, AFukGFuk, Baaske, Flood, and I think that was all. Yeah, we ordered pizza (twice) and watched Titanic, and Victor Garber has MUTANT ears. One is DEFINITLY bigger than the other, but then the camera kept switching sides that the big ear was on and it was real wierd. (There goes that cat again...) (They sould've told me about the cat. What if they didn't and I had crazy allergies? I do have a little cat allergy, but, still... and they're messy.) Anyway, then me and Linz and Allie & Baaske were on Cranium teams, and me and linds WON! Yaaay! I swear, I have never seen ANYONE so defensive about loosing a board game than Allie was. Heeee. Oh, and Lindsey made me a CD called "Kelly's Ghetto-ed Up In Hurr/Country Mix" She's such a special friend...
The next day we had to wake up uber-early (oh, yes, uber) to catch the 8:55 train to Chicago. Lindsey's mom picked me up while she was at the bank. That was funny. Then we met Allie at the station and met Krista on the train. We got to Chicago at about 10, and our insane day of shopping began! I think we started out at Forever 21 where I got a kickass shirt (which I'm wearing right now) that says "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" !!! That's my motto for life! And, sadly, it wasn't my only suggestive cowboy shirt I bought that day... Then also I got two reallllllly cute pink skirts there and they were so cheap and I wanted to go back and get more but we couldn't... Sad. I'm going to Woodfield tomorrow and making my mommy but me more. Then we walked to State Street and found lots of other stores like Marshall Fields and Gap and I forgot the rest, but there were a lot of them.
Then at like, 2, we stopped for lunch at Water Tower Place and ate at the Mity Grill. The pie was so little! Yay for little pie! We were so tired from all the walking, so. tired.
Then after lunch we went to other places like H&M and Urban Outfitters were I purchased my second innapropriate cowboy shirt that says "Cowboys Make Better Lovers." Yay! Now I have something to wear to the Kenny Chesney concert! My mommy liked it too. Then we went to more shopping places and walked, like, 557847589074230957932 miles back to Union Station, which by the way, has been taken over by Tropicana. Never liked fresh orange juice... Then we went on the train and rode it back to home. What a lovely day.
Then after that I went home and took a little nap and got ready to go to Ashley's casa for a cooking party. But I forgot it was a cooking party or else I would've made my amazing rosemary parmegian breadsticks. Damn. We had lots of foodstuffs (shout-out to the history book) and ate rotini and salad and cupcakes for dinner. Then we watched Before the Sunset... or maybe we watched After the Sunset. It was the one with Ethan Hawke... But I saw the other one with Peirce Bronan (Mmmmm... old shirtless men) so I don't know which one was which. Well, I didn't really watch it anyway, I played Tetris and read old issues of Entertainment Weekly, buit that's fun, too.
Then We wathed a little bit of American Beauty and it was really funny. In a sick, SICK way. Then Emmett tried to rape me thrice (don't ask) and it was time to leave.
Then today I got up at 1. Yes, 1!!!! Yaay for afternoon sleeping in. But I missed Michael Chiarello and Rachel Ray :( But there's always tomorrow... Then I sat around some more and played a little DDR on heavy,woo-hoo, then napped, then went babysitting at 6, and now its 8, and I'm really hungry. All these people have DirectTV and NOTHING TO FUCKING EAT! I'm making mac'n'cheese (They have the character kind! Fuck YEAH!) so whatever.
Tomorrow I'm making my mommy take me to Woodfield because we're gunna visit my grandma (who lives nowhere near Woodfield but we're going shopping whether my mom likes it or not) becuase it's grandma's b-day Tuesday. Spring Break! GRANDMA!!!! Aaaaaah! Scarred for life, but I love her anyway. Yeah, so about that mac'n'cheese... gotta go.
- Wednesday, March 2, 2005 | 06:22 p.m. -
Oh yeah, so Coach T's quitting next year! That kinda makes me mad, but really amused at the same time. I'm sad because it's Coach T, and I will certainly miss her crass-ness... but on the other hand, its fucking hilarious that she quit the year after The Bitch started coaching! What a slap in the face to Nilco.
It's also sad because next year we all know that The Bitch will hire one of her little demon friends to be the new assisstant coach, so we'll have to put up with her/him (wouldn't it be fucking hilar. if he got her boyfriend to coach with her, then we could break them up!). Hooker.
But I'm real excited for next year because sinse Coach T'll be gone, I won't feel sorry AT ALL if I slack like a mofo... not that I didn't slack like a mofo the last two years anyway, but next year will be the BEST. I wanna get demoted down to Lane 3, that's my goal. That would be amazing! And I wouldn't have to put up with all the fast people-varsity crap, and I could do anyhting I wanted. Come and make me try, Bitch, I DARE YOU.
- Wednesday, March 2, 2005 | 04:14 p.m. -
Wow. Lindsey was such a crackwhore yesterday. After school me and allie and kath and linds were by the benches and we were all talking and I brought up the topic of the new Keith Urban song. And since Keith likes to put random animals in his songs (i.e. "take your cat and leave my sweater") I thought it appropriate to notify the others about the new one with 'a cabin by the meadow where the wild bees swarm.' And all of a sudden Lindsey goes: "OMG! I wrote a song that was JUST like that when I was three!" So then we made her sing it for us.
It had no wild bees in it...
I don't get her either. Then we were talking about going to SBsquared and she was like, OK let's go, IT'S A RACE!!! And I was all, um.... ok? And she's like, "But we always race!" and I was really confused because WE TOTALLY DON'T. And then she's all, "Yeah, we always race because I always win." ??? Crazy
Oooooh! We got our turnabout pictures back and we are all NINJAS!!! It's awesome we all look like such idiots. But its the coolest picture ever. Too bad my scanner sucks, so it may be awhile before I put them up.
Babysitting tonight, kill me now. Actually, no, don't, because I get paid! Woo-hoo!
Omg... totally obsessed with Nickel Creek. The other day in Best Buy I was with Lindsey and I was like, "ever hear of Nickel Creek?" And she's like, "Yeah! They're sooo good!" So then it took a while to find their Cds, and she goes "I dunno what I was talking about before, I've never heard them, but they sound so familiar." She's our special friend. Anyway, where was I?, oh yeah, Nickel Creek. Download "Speak". It's awful purdy!
Oh speaking of purdy, I went shopping with my mommy last night. She found me in the store, and was like, "I found this really cute outfit for you." and I was scared to death cause she picks out REAL ugly things. But it was actually cute. It's a black skirt with little colorful circles inside of circles. It's a lot purdier than my explanation of it... I swear. Then she also picked me out a tank top and its REALLY skanky! It's got lots of lace and it's really low cut. And since she picked it out, she said she would buy it for me. Yayaaaay!
Hmmm... tomorrow we're supposed to have a Glory party for history class, but then Krista changed the date to Friday. That's problematic... I guess I'll just have to watch it on my own. How sad. Anyway, gotta babysit soon, I'm out.
- Monday, February 28, 2005 | 08:41 p.m. -
Ok, so by popular demand (mostly from Kristen) I posted some of my best... or not... pictures form turnabout. Actually thats a lie, only like 2 are from Turnabout and the rest are form the Dance Party the day after. Anywho, enjoy!
TURNABOUT!!
God! She's SUCH a Gangsta!
Hmmm... boxers or briefs?
Favoritest picture EVER! Emmett's such a camera whore.
Such a cute couple...
Aren't we all so purdy?
DANCE PARTY!!
Kevin doin the robot
Yep, thats the one who killed my pet bird.
Hahaha, the one good thing about dance parties: BLACKMAIL!
What up, pimp?
Just look in the background...
Anywho, it was a crazy weekend, if you can't see the pics, then just click on them and i think it'll work.
- Monday, February 28, 2005 | 08:00 p.m. -
Keith Urban's new song "Making Memories of Us" (Awwww, it's cute!)
I'm gonna be here for you baby,
I'll be a man of my word
Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard
I want to sleep with you forever
I want to die in your arms
In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm.
And I'm gunna love you
Like nobody loves you,
I'll earn your trust making memories of us.
I want to honor your mother,
I want to learn from your pa
I want to steal your attention like a bad outlaw
I want to stand out in a crowd for you,
A man among men
I want to make your world better than it's ever been.
And I'm gunna love you
Like nobody loves you,
I'll earn your trust making memories of us.
We'll follow the rainbow
Wherever the four winds blow,
There'll be a new day
Comin' your way.
I'm gonna be here for you from now on
This you'll know somehow
You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now
And I'm gonna make you a promise
If there's life after this,
I'm gonna be there to meet you with a warm wet kiss.
I'm gonna love you
Like nobody loves you
I'll earn your trust making memories of us.
Yeah, I'm gonna love
Like nobody loves you,
And win your trust making memories of us...
He TOTALLY says 'Warm Wet Kiss' !! Mmmmmm... Keith Urban... shirtless... warm wet kiss... WOAH!
*Regains Composure*
It's dangerous to let me listen to that song too much...
- Sunday, February 27, 2005 | 02:32 p.m. -
Sunday already? Feels so short. But thankfully I had a very eventual wekend. Except for the babysitting...
OK, so Friday. Bowling, like everyFriday has. It was really sad because its Kristen, Lndsey, and Kathleens's last time at bowling. Unless they get cut from the soccer team. Which me and Allie are hoping for. Anyway, it was fun Krista brought her ponies... expect for Daisy Joe who kicks all sorts of ass. And I bowled a 99! Yaaaay!
Then Emmett locked me in the trunk of his Rape Van. Me and Lindsey are going to buy blinds for it. Heee.
Then after we all went to Pasaro's for pizza like we all did last week. Yummy. Then we went to Kristen's for yet ANOTHER Dance Party. I love them so much. It's such a great end to a stressful week: jammin to BSB and rap music. How fun. And, of course we payed a TON of DDR! Yay! Kristen and "Breakdown"... I will never understand how she does it.
Then we reanted Canadian Bacon (?) and turned it off cause it sucked. during the movie I lost ALL hearing in my left ear. It was sooo wierd. And my ear hurt too. :(
Then we danced some more... and more, and MORE.
Then Saturday I still had not regained hearing in my ear so I went to the doctor and got medicine. And I still can't hear!!! And then I went babysitting from 2-4 and then AGAIN from 5-9. I babysat sooo much this week, but I made $170, so I can have enough moneys to go shopping downtown.
4 Day weekend next week! I'm so excited, cause I'm going to sleep and watch Food Network (I saw Michael today!!) and sleep some more and babysit and hang our with my friends. Yeah. Time for bed again, I'm out.
- Tuesday, February 22, 2005 | 03:24 p.m. -
Dance party last Sunday... good times. Lots of people came: Kristen, Allie, Linz, Sarah (she left the house!!!), Dan, Alex, Baaske, Kevin, and Ashley. And lots more were invited but couldn't come :( We DDR-ed the night away and danced to crazy techno and A Dios Le Pido with Kristen's strobe light. It was awesome. I'll post the pictures when I have more time. Velieve me, they're GOOD.
YEsterday I woke up and i felt REAL sick! I couldn't breathe out of my nose, and my hip is crumbling (?) and 3 of my toes don't work after the Turnabout shoes. Ow. And my head hurt. And then my mommy took me to IKEA for furnature, yes REAl funtiture, for my room. I saw some awful purdy dressers. Anyway, I think we all got sick from TPing. Everyone is sick. Me, Allie, Krista, and Kathleen (who wasn't with us all weekend but got sick anyway). We were all talking after school and when we would laugh, we'd all start hacking really loud. What fun.
Fucking history paper due tomorrow. Two pages down - 7 more to go! Fuck it. And I have babysit later. I have to babysit 4 fucking times this week! At least I'll get money to pay my mommy back for the Kenny tickets. Oh, and guess who's gunna be with him? GRETCHEN WILSON! OMGOMGOMGOMG! I'm soooos os oss ososososososo excited! It will be SO MUCH FUN. 10th row. I told Maggie and she almost fainted today. *Sigh* I like Gretchen Wilson more than I like Kenney Chesney, so that should be real fun. Yaaaay.
Yeah. History. Must concentrate. So HARD. Oh, soup's done. I'm out.
- Sunday, February 20, 2005 | 3:26 p.m. -
Yay for Turnabout! It was the most funnest school function-type-thing ever. I’ll just recap my whole Saturday for ya.
I woke up at 8:30 to get the Kenny Chesney tickets that went on sale at 10. And when I looked on Ticketmaster.com it said that there were some $30, $40, and $60 tickets. And of course I was going for the $30 ones, cause my mo was paying. So when we got to the Ticketmaster place, they were like, “Um... it’s general admission, $60 per ticket.” After a little convincing I got my mommy to buy us two tickets for when we’re on Moline, and guess what?
10th ROW, BITCHES!!
I’m real excited. I wanted to take Maggie or Kendall, but my mommy said that it was only going to be us :( Alex told me she was going too. She doesn't even like Kenny Chesney... but maybe I‘ll see her there.
Ok, so then me and Lindsey went to Jewel to get boutonnieres for our dates, and then we drove around to find a cheap place to get our nails done. It was a little Chinese place on Ogden called Happy Nails... so awesome! The lady gave me a hand massage and she was like giving HJ’s to our fingers (A hand job is still a JOB!) and I giggled like mad. Very fun. And then my hands smelled like strawberries or “wild“ strawberries as Kevin later pointed out.
Then I watched some Jeff Corwin, and I got ready for the dance.
I had gone to Mario Tricocci to get my hair done, but they didn’t do it, so I was stuck with my hair just down and flipped out and the ends. It wasn’t that bad... and then they did my make up as well.
Then I picked up Kevin and we were off Allie’s house for pictures. WE hada real big group. 11 couples:
Me & Kevin
Lindsey & Mark
Allie & Derrick
Krista & Emmett
Kristen & Dave
Shannon & Jamie
Maggie & Nylo
Ashley & Matt
Diana & boyfriend
Lexi & Carl
Alex & Dan
And the pictures were real pretty cause we all looked pretty i our dresses. Of course.
Then Kevin drove me, Allie and Krista (they were dateless at pictures) in my car to The Weber Grill. The turkey burgers were real good. And the chicken was sad. And we all sat and thought about our nights
... and laughed.
By the time we got to Benet after dinner the dance had been going on for an hour. Then we eventually made a group and sll danced like animals. Literally. Dave was being a squid and me & Kristen were roosters. Fun dancing. The dance was so fun because it was nice to have dates so slow dances weren’t lonely.
After two more hours of dancing me and Kevin, Krista, and Emmett wanted to get a group picture. It was so cool. We were all doing ninja/kung-foo poses for the camera. I hope my panties weren't showing when I did the kick. I post the picture when I get it. I bet it’ll be real good.
Then after we went to Nylo’s house for a party, but it kinda sucked so after an hour me and Lins, Allie, Lexi, Krista, and Shannon went back to Shannon’s house for a sleepover and girl stuff. We went to bed at 4, and I woke up at 8. I haven't slept since then... Zzzzzzz...
Overall, the dance was awesome and I was lucky to have a nice date because a lot of the other guys in our group were asses to their dates by either ditching them or dancing badly. Ain’t got no rhythm. Anyway, later on I’m having a whole bunch for people over for a DDR party. I’ll update later.
- Wednesday, February 16, 2005 | 05:33 p.m. -
The warm sun was on my bare skin. The soft gentle breeze that scented the air of coconut blew through my hair. It was fabulous; I was at peace... Then the time ran up in the tanning bed and it was time to get out cause there was a line. Yeah, first time tanning today. It was a very enjoyable and warm experience. Not to mention the fact that I won't be sickly anfd pasty for turnabout. So yay!
It was really funny. She's like, "Ok, you'll be in room #3." So I go into Room 3, and realize I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. For 10 minutes I presed random buttons and jiggled the tanning-bed-hood thing. But once I got it to work, it was really nice. I got a tan! in 10 minutes! I wanna go again tomorrow. Maybe I'll do 20 minutes tomorrow and be very nice and tan. And warm. I liked it.
I got shoes last night! They're awful purdy! They're black and the little straps have sparkles and they're TALL cause Kevin's like 10 inches taller than me. But with the heels, only like 7. I got earrings and a bracelet after tanning today. And they were really cute. I got them at Target and I saw the cute giraffe-patterned swim suit. So cute too. But I didn't get it :(
Alias and Lost are on tonight. And Saywer's gunna look at sorts of sexy because he's a-gunna be shirtless! Wooooo! Because every episode he is shirtless! Wooooo! And he's REAL hot casue he's southern! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yay for Lost!
Time to read the gospel of Mark for religion homework. Zzzzzz. Don' Wanna! Grrrr... But then LOST will be on and Sawyer will be shirtless and EVERYTHING will be good! Bye for now.
- Monday, February 14, 2005 | 01:36 p.m. -
Rest of weekend was nice. Saturday went thrifting wit my mom and I got a really cute purse to go with my turnabout dress. Yay. Then later I called Allie and we went to go see The Wedding Date for real this time. [see below entries] It was OK, better than I thought. Not enough nudity though. Not that the guy was excessively attractive or anything, I just wanted more.
Grammy's last night. Mmmm... Keith Urban! So hot in his tight jeans and sexy SEXY guitar skills. Mmmm... too bad he wasn't shirtless. Speaking of shirtless southern men, Lost is on on Wednesday, and it looks like Kate and Sawyer are gunna git it awn. I like Saywer *giggle* *giggle*
Triscuits should really come in bigger boxes.
How am I on my last Diet Coke? I just bought the effin' 24 pack last week... that's like downing 6 a day. Oh, that's about right...
Hmm, yeah, anyway gotta babysit later, but at least I get $60. I also got 2 CDs from Linds today - Brad Paisley and The Killers. Yay. Goddannmit I WANT MORE TRISCUITS!!!
- Saturday, February 12, 2005 | 12:08 p.m. -
Heh. You Got Served... Last night was the funnest night in a long time. I mean, I always say that, but its really true. After school, of course, BOWLING! And I bowled a 105. Impressive... eh? Yep. Then after bowling me and Allie, Linds, Kath, Krista, the twins, Dan, Kevin and Emmett went over to Kristen's for some MAD DANCING!
The first hour or so was DDR dancing. WE all versus-ed each other, and it was really fun. We played DDR Max2, and I really want it now. Then me and Dan found DDR Extreme and we played cause its the best version EVER. I need to get used to Max2.
Then we decided to have a dance party, and Emmett had a iPod hookup thing, so we hooked up my Mini to the stereo and danced to various musics for a little while. Mmmm... and pizza. We ate pizza, not danced on it. Nevermind...
Then we decided it was time to watch Napoleon Dynamite. For some reason we couldn't get the captions off, so we had to watch it with the captioning. It was actually very amusing::
[Tina Growls]
[Tsk]
[Sighs]
[Synthesized Pop Music Plays]
I thought it was funnier the first time. But it was still good. Man, I wanna dance like Napoleon for Turnabout. How fun that would be.
After the movie we wanted to get ice cream. Or go to Jewel. Or go to KFC. I wasn't quite sure of the plan, but we jumped into Emmett's Mega Rape Van, and finally found a Dunkin Donuts that looked open. The Coffee Coolata tasted like a milkshake, and I was expecting more of a Frappiccino taste. I was a little disappointed. Bitches.
Then when we got back to Kristen's and the party started. Some people left, so then it was just me and Lins, Kristen (of course), Kevin, Kath, Emmett and Dan, and we decided it would be fun to dance to some BSB with all the lights out except for the strobe light. It was trippin'. We would all dance in a sock-hop-like circle until someone fell on the floor after staring at the strobe light too much. Then Emmett thought it would be funny to sneak up behind me and scare me but it wasn't funny and then when I was running away from him I ran into a door. And Lindsey thought THAT was funny. But it wasn't. Because it hurt REAL bad!
And the mad rave-to-BSB went hoppin' til past midnight, and it was real fun! Then later when I was trying to sleep, whenever I closed my eyes I saw the strobe. And it was scary. I want one. Anyway, last night was awesome, and I need to get shoes for Turnabout and go to Hobby Lobby and go wash C-Dog O'Bling-Bling. AND I'M NOT BABYSITTING TONIGHT, so call me and we'll so something. I'm out.
- Monday, February 7, 2005 | 04:41 p.m. -
Ew Monday. Gross.
This has been the first time I've been on the computer all weekend. Jeez. Well, I must recap then. Let's see::
Friday:
Um... bowling! Yeah, it sucked. Now its so boring and no one even bowls, and they just sit there and talk to everyone... boring. Then after bowling me and Allie, Kristen, Krista, Kath and Kevin (?) went dress-shopping at Yorktown. I saw nothing that I liked (Von Maur had some ugly-ass dresses) and I guess I'll just have to stick with my black halter dress. It's purdy though.
Then Allie and Kristen left, and we went to go see Hotel Rwanda for extra credit for history class. And I got capaccino flavored jelly beans! Weeeeeeee! I was wired for the rest of the night. Then after the movie (it was past midnight by the time it was over) I had no ride home and so I spent the night at Krista's. That was fun, we just sat and talked until 4 a.m., and by that time we were so tired that nothing made any sense. Something about dancing in cages and getting gang banged (Had to do with ZG, of course).
Saturday:
Went home and took a little 6 hour nap. Then later me and Lindsey, Kristen, Kath and Krista met at SBsquared before the movie. I had talked to Lindsey on the phone, and she said that we were going to see The Wedding Date. And I was excited. So Kath bought the tix in advance, and we just walked in the theater and sat in our seats. Then the previews came on and I noticed a little sumpin-sumpin unusual. If this is a wedding movie - why are all the preveiws about death and horror movies??? But then I thouight nothing of it.
A few minuites later when the movie "started" it was Dakota Fanning on the screen and I got REAL confused. Then it all made sense. The stupid bitchwhores ticked me into seeing a scary movie. The last time I saw a scary movie was at Kristen's and we were watching (actually, I was being forced) to watch What Lies Beneath and I was crying and it was horrible.
So, anyway, As soon as I realized that it was Hide and Seek I started to cry and everyone seemed to enjoy the fact that I was crying and terrified our of my mind. Fuckers. So then I tried to sit and listen to my iPod, but decided to leave the theater during the movie and sit in my car for a while. It was sad.
I was just going to go home, but then Lindsey and Kristen said that they felt bad, and would pay for my if we went to TGI Fridays. I can't resist Fridays...
Then after me and Linds went to Kath's and watched Wobbl and Bob cartoons for an hour and they're funny! Heeeeeee.
Sunday::Slept in and then went to Lindsey's for a Super Bowl party. Except we didn't really watch the Super Bowl. Thats OK, though. Chili-cheese dip, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Today sucked. School sucks. Always sucks. So very boring. All the time. Ew. I have to go babysit at 5:30. At least I'll get money. I need money. Wow. Long entry. I'm out.
- Thursday, February 3, 2005 | 06:47 p.m. -
Yay for Fridays (tomorrow). Bowling, then dress shopping, then Hotel Rwanda for history class. Hahaha, today on announcements, me and Kristen got our names announced for the whole bowling thing from last Friday. Apparently we get gift cards to a "local movie theater" hopefully the Cinemark by Benet. Tomorrow I'm gunna be the bestest bowler ever. EVER! You laugh now... but just you wait.
Art Club was fun today. The lady mae us draw her in two minutes while she was posing on a ladder... a little strange there... And then I drew Sarah, because I always draw Sarah, because she is a Bitchwhore. I entitled my peice:
Sarah Is A Bitch Whore With A Withered Hand
The hand was little - I didn't just name it that for no reason. Or did I? Mmmm... yay for noodles! I have this new recipe that I invented and its real yummy and very low fat. So I can eat a lot of them and they are tasty.
Ooooh, download Tift Merritt - she's real good. Yay for alt. country music. I'm out.
- Wednesday, February 2, 2005 | 05:03 p.m. -
Yay for Celine Dion. Today in Starbucks... (Yeah, by the way, me and Allie and Lindsey and Kathleen all went to Starbucks yesterday after school. And then we went again today. *Shame*) all of a sudden we all burst into song Celine Dion-sytle. "When you want it the most, there's no easy way out..." Good song! Form like 57843725843702 years ago. Ahh, thats the way it is... And she says 'love' like 'LURVE...' cause she's a crazy Canadian. Gotta love 'em.
Oh, yay for Limewire, ya know, the whole download-thingy. htis girl I babysit for yold me that its better than Kazaa Lite, and I didn't believe (SHIT MY NOODLES ARE OVER-BOILING!!!!) that it was a gfoos system, but then last night I was looking for the new Dierks Bentley song, and they had, like, 20 different files of it and it was AWESOME!
Mmmm... I like noodles.
So many country concerts, so little time! Ugh! And the worst part is, is that none of my friends like country (well... a few do), so I have no one to go with. I wanna see Le Ann Womack, George Strait (Ick) with Dierks Bentley (TAKE ME NOW, YOU STUD!), and Phil Vassar (only $20...), and Brad Paisley, and Kenney Chesney w/ Gretchen Wilson( except the closest concert that he has is in Madison... fucker.) and all these other concerts that no one wants to go with me to.... AAAAH!
Anywho, I'm gunna get back to my fabulous noodles, and downloading Celine Dion, I'm out.
- Monday, January 31, 2005 | 10:03 a.m. -
Study hall is so boring. I had to come to the library because I had to print out my paper… which is entitled “The Flying Squirrel”. And it sucks worse than… something that sucks really bad (??). Damn librarians who have all sorts of long metal objects up their asses won’t let me eat in the library, and I was too busy singing Gretchen Wilson in the car this morning to eat anything, so my eating of the granola bar has been postponed. Mmmm… cinnamon-sugar flavor. Giggles with Delight!
Oh, I love how every 4 months all this new country music comes out. The time is now, my friends. It all happened in October, and I made this real cool new country CD, and now all the artists that I had on that CD have all this good new music, so it is time to make a new CD. Lots of Dierks Bentley, and Shania (although “Party For Two” can hardly be considered ‘good’), Alison Krauss, Montgomery Gentry, Keith Anderson, Katrina Elam, Sara Evans, Kenny Chesney… and the list goes on.
God, I’m bored.
I would like some macaroni and cheese. Hey look – there’s Shannon. Let’s go talk to her…
Ok, no mass today in homeroom, there will be a huge game of ERS (Egyptian Rat Screw [Hee hee hee… screw!]) and it will be lots of fun. I still want the damn macaroni. And I want to play DDR on Standard with all the little ½ beat arrows and get real good like the crazy people at the arcade. I burned 21 calories in a minute yesterday. I was real fun! Aw crap… I have some religion that I forgot to do. I’m out.
- Sunday, January 30, 2005 | 07:07 p.m. -
I'm So Bored... We have to write this mock college essay for Mrs. Weidder tomorrow, and its about describing yourself, and I have NO CLUE what to write about! No clue! So I came online to ask people... but no one's responding. DAMN YOU! So while I'm on - I suppose I'll update.
Friday was fun, as always. After school me and Kristen decided to meet at Walgreens, but we both went to different Walgreens, so we didn't meet. We were much like two humming birds who've also never met. Hee hee hee.
Then at bowling it was "Pins over average" day, and if you got over 30 pins above your average you get a prize (or something like that). And, thankfully from last week my average went down to a 75, and then this week I bowled a 107, and I got 32 pins above my average. It was REAL exciting.
Then after bowling we all went on over to Jade Dragon for yummy types of Chinese food. There were lots of people there: Allie, Lindz, Kath, Kristen, Alex, Dan, Kevin, Ashley, Baaske, and I think that was it... yeah. So then we ate and I saw Kate and Lauren from SIJ, and I said hi. Then we went over to Allies for some DDR-age and sat and talked all night.
Then Saturday I forgot what I did all day... maybe slept? I thiknk so. Then at 6 I had to go babysit. NO, I REMEMBER. Kathleen came over Saturday afternoon and we watched Amistad for Coach T's class. And it was real sad and made me sleepy, so we made cookie dough and it was all better. THEN I went babysitting at 6.
It was real funny, the lady was having a dinner party, so I took her kids out to dinner and a movie. First, I looked at the wrong theater for the movie time, so instead of going to a 7:30 show, we had to go to the 9:15 one. Then when we went to California Pizza kitchen, it was closed for remodeling, then I got lost on the way to Baja Fresh; then we went to Jamba Juice (I went for the first time and it was REAL good!) and we eventually made the 9:15 movie. We saw Are We There Yet and I thought I was gunna kill myself. Real, NORMAL kids don't behave like that. They're not that smart, and the movie had absolutely no details... it was real strange. Then me and the girls played DDR at the theater at 11 and it was really fun. And I got paid for it all. Yaay!
When I got back to the people's house, I noticed there had been a little, OK - a LOT, of drinking going on, and the lady was like, "This is Kelly, and she's our babysitter. Isn't she cute?" It was really funny cause the people she was talking to already met me when they first arrived... I love funny drunk people. [See December 4, 2004 "Keith Urban Concert" entry]
And then today I slept in and did nothing. I went shopping with my mom at Yorktown, and I got a REAL pretty Turnabout dress. It's a halter and it's black, and halfway down it, it has these real cute little tan flowers, and teh bottom has little tan fringe. It sounds kinda gross, but its adorable!!! Well, must get back to writing the damn essay. I'm out.
- Thursday, January 27, 2005 | 06:41 p.m. -
Yayay! Another new template made by your's truely. All the purples and blues and everything is so lovely!!
So things have been good - slow, but good. School is fine, except for Coach T and her ass-raping pop quizes. Hmm... need all the extra credit I can get. So today in Advanced Computer Apps I decided that I'm going to go to University of West Alabama and major in rodeo. The average ACT score is a 19. I can definitly get it. Yaaay! And who dosen't like hot southern men riding animals?
So I'm really excited that I'm going to turnabout. I asked Kevin two days ago, I think. Yeah. I'm really excited because everyone's going - except for Kathleen and Lindsey... we can convince them, I'm sure.
Art Club was fun today. We got to do whatever we wanted. I did charcoal again, and did a portrait of Sarah. Entitled
"Sarah is a bitch whore"
Why? Because everything art club-related must be named that. I drew all-things-Sarah in charcoal: a Bible, a flying squirrel, a sexy tractor, a muffin that looks like a skull, my bird (whom Sarah killed), the Levitra slogan, a large spork, and the list goes on... its my most bestest work ever!
And then I also made a picture of Kristen in 20 years, when she's either an animater or an interior designer. There's a quote from her saying:
"I went to Purdue... But Nor Perdue... That's chicken."
Hmmm... something smells like soup. Mmmm... soup. I like soup.