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Animatronic TURKEY's for ALL!!!!!!!
- Friday, November 21, 2003 | 02:19 p.m. -

. Friday. I love Friday! Weeeee. 8th period… ditching study hall. Life is good. Oh Jesus!!! Oh holy Buddha!!! Thanksgiving is in 6 days!!! YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! You have NO mutha-f*ckin clue. I LOVE TURKEY. No joke. The mere existence of my humble life is centered around the Thanksgiving feast. I wake up, count the days til Turkey-Day, and watch the minutes of my life pass by until then. And it’s not only turkey!!! It’s sweet potatoes, stuffing, and cranberry sauce. **Squealing with jubilance** Woooo. Now I have to stop for a minute, calm down, and catch my breath. Ahhh, the Thanksgiving season is upon us, my friends. And there is nothing else in the world like it.

So what’s up with every stone in the whole mall being decorated for Christmas? Dude, it’s like, more than a month away. Yeah. The Christmas season doesn’t start til after the miracle of Thanksgiving. Even the radio’s are being sucked into the black pit of no return which is Christmas. Grrr… You know what? I’m going to invent animatronic movable turkeys for lawn décor for the Thanksgiving season. Who the hell wants a crappy old deer statue in their lawn when you can have a magnificent turkey??? No one eats deer anyway. Well, maybe they do, but turkey is god’s gift to the human race. And if you eat deer – you shouldn’t. They prob. have rabies. Well, the bells’ going to ring and I still have a little homework to finish. I’m out!!

Yippie!! Horray!!
- Monday, November 10, 2003 | 08:33 p.m. -

Woah, I must be eating some strange kind of defective carmel apple pop... there's no 'apple' and it just a big lonely chuck of carmel on a stick. Ow. It dosn't wanna come off the stick. Well, anywho, it's been awhile. Nothing's really gone on. How terribly exciting my life is. Oh, I got a new bed. Uh, yeah, that's prety much it. Oooo, did I mention it was queen-sized? That's the ticket. I went shopping this weekend and all the shops have Xmas stuff in them. Grr... Xmas already.

AAAAAGH! My teeth are stuck. MY TEETH ARE STUCK!!! Goddamnmotherfuckercarmelpop AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ah ohhhh. Ok. All better. That little bitch. I should sue. But I won't... I guess it's my fault for eating my 2 week old Halloween candy. And God knows how long it's been sitting in those bowls. Bitch.

Can I getta 'Ho Yay!' I stopped listening to country music. It's all commercial and it's all crazy, and the number 1 songs have an incredible myriad of queer names such as:
"One Hot Momma"
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
"Cause The Chicks Dig It"
... Unfortunatly the list goes on a bit longer than it should be. It's gotten to the point where every other song they play on the radio either::
A.)Religious
B.)Patriotic
C.) Makes people who listen to it look like complete morons
D.)All of the above

It's so sad it has to come down to this. My mission in life is to change the face of country music world-wide. There will be no more embarrasments to the western world with hits like "Country Boys and Girls Gettin' Down on the Farm" or "And The Crowd Goes Wild" Because, frankly, I'm sure the crowd does NOT go wild. Nor do the record companies when the Religious/Moronic music is bringing down the very existance of the labels. *Sigh* Nice little tangent, huh?

Hey - no school tomorrow (Yippie!!Horray!!) (...dude. I definitly did just type 'Yippie Horray'. Help.) Anywho, yeah, OI have no idea what I'm going to do on my day off. I think I'm going to get "Latte Glasses" as Lindsey calls them, and sit at open mike nights, and play bongo drums, and dress in black and wear a beret, and recite poetry... Hmm... I guess it's not so bad if you sit and think about it for a long while. Hee. Berets. The men who work at Banana Republic really inspire me to get one. They look so... trendy. Maybe cause their guys, but who cares. I lurve them the most. The hats, not the guys. Well, what the hell, yeah, I guess the guys too. Well, it's getting late (not kidding) and I have to sleep in tomm, so I'm out.

Who's feeling Smarmy today?
- Wednesday, October 22, 2003 | 02:15 p.m. -

Yeah! Guess who’s ditching study hall right now? Hee. I like it. Anyway, I changed the name of my site! Tee hee. Now it sayz::

Kellabella.Pitas.com :: Proving that the word ‘Celibacy’ is not a vegetable…

Don’t ya like it. Yay! And I changed the font of my main entries so it’s easier to read. Weeeeee. I wanna add a guest book, but then it’ll be sad when no one writes in it. Hmm… Oh well.

My ultimate word of the day is smarmy

smarm·y (smär m ) adj. - Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous.
(a.k.a. – Smart-ass!!)

Isn’t it lovely? It can also mean sassy, which is another good word to use. And undulate. Hee. Undulate. Smarmy undulation. Even better! Rapable smarmy undulation that’s ever-so sassy! … Took that one too far. Hee. Smarmy.

Thank HOLY BUDDAH!
- Tuesday, October 21, 2003 | 02:52 p.m. -

What a sad month. I’ve only updated my site, like, 5 times because of school and stupid AOL and stress and swimming. AAAH! I need help. Nothing interesting has happened kin my life within the past 2 weeks. I got an MRI, but I’m OK. Uh, yeah, that’s about it. I’ve decided to convert to Buddhism when I’m 18. That’s kick-ass. I want to be a Buddhist. Then I won’t look stupid when I say “Thank Holy Buddha” in public. Or in church. Whatever. Well, soon I hope to fix my AOL and swimming ends on Nov. 2, so everyone who luvs luvs LUVs to read sbout my personal life can get back to doing that they wanna do! C ya!

The Excorcist is REAL!!!!!!!
- Sunday, October 5, 2003 | 02:56 p.m. -

Hey, you know what are REALLY bouncy? M&M's. Yes, I have a whole nother 12 oz. bag, but they're the plain kind this time. Oooo, Kelly, mixin it up!! Hee. Not really. Any who, went to Woodfeild Mall yesterday. And had a mini-shopping spree with my mother. We came to buy a new bed for me. Long story...

So like a month ago, I'm just sleeping on my bed, it's like 11:30 at night, all is good. Then I start to feel a little restless, so I trun over onto my side, and CRASH!!! I am all of a sudden thorn completely off my bed, and I see my matress overturned. OMG!!! The Excorcist is REAL!!!!!, I think. But then I later figure out that my bed broke whist I was sleeping in it. It was probably he most pathetic thing that ever happened. I mean, it's not like I was jumping on my bed, and it's not like I gained 47million lbs. It just... broke. No apparent reason. So for the past month I've been sleeping on my box spring and mattress on the floor. Hee. Good times.

So we havn't found a bed yet, but we're still looking. then I went to Allie's and pigged out. We had a big 'I'm too cool to go to Homecoming' par-tay, and played Truth or Dare Jenga. And I'm all excited because Alias is on again tonight. Yay. Vaughn tells Syd that he loved her. *Sigh* Why? WHYYYYY?

Yeah, whoever's reading this right now, please come over to my house and MAKE me stop eating these M&M's. They're addictive. Is there an M&M support group? Help.

**My Week in a Nutshell**
- Friday, October 3, 2003 | 09:06 p.m. -

Tee hee. Nutshell. Yeah. Hee. I like it. So interesting week now. OK, so Wednesday I go into geometry, chillin, ya know, it's all good. And we get our 50 point quizes back. And the geometry scholar that I am get's a 72% on her quiz. Hey, I think, this is REALlY going to lower my grade. So after class I go and check my grades, and my previous 92.89% is upped to a new-and-improved 93.40%. With the 72% quiz. All my friends think that she has a crush on me. Ohh, even better. Also, when I walk out of class, Steph goes:
"Did you see that HUGE hickey on the teacher's neck?!?!"
I pretty much peed my Benet plaid uniform "Split-skirt" right there in the hallway. Good times.

So, another funny story, me and Lindsey went out to lunch today because we only had a half day. Why? You ask. Well, I shalt embellish. Ok, we have to take those Pre-ACT tests. Yeah, the ones with the career-building quiestions like:
Do you like to pack things into boxes?
Do you like to build things from scratch?
Do you like to build bird houses?
Do you like to watch for forest fires? ( I actually answered 'Yes' for that one. Hee!!)
And I really don't understand why I was the only person laughing through that. It was funny. Maybe I had too much caffine. We had early morning swi practice, but thats all good, because after we went to Starbucks. Mmmm.... Starbucks. Mmmm... Michael Vartan. Woah there, where did that come from? Hee.

Oh yeah, back to my funny Lindsey story. So my mom drove her home, and on the way we were talking about how the sliding-door of the car fell off last week. So Lindsey gets out of the car, and she tries to close the sliding-door. Nothing. She tries again. Still nothing. So to make a short story a little longer than it really was, i had to hold the door open while the car was moving. and it was kinda funny

(actuall conversation) Lindsey: were people staring at you?
Me: yeah, they were laughing
Lindsey: yeah. they were probaly laughing at your face
Me: Ooo, getting sassy again, are we?

Yeah, so as soon as we get home, the door falls off. Good times. So lots of peoples have telled me that me site is pretty (thanx Galica!!) and that they like it. I like it to. It's my baby. It's homecoming weekend. I have no date. I know no boys. No boys know me. It's a sad state of affairs. Hey, speaking of affairs, Sydney and Vaughn should have an affair on Alias. Can I get a 'Ho-yay!!!!!' Wow. *Yawn* It's getting late, but I can't sleep, it's too cold. And I've eaten a rough 3,000 calories in Peanutbutter M&M's within the past few hours. No, I'm serious. Really. REALLY. I've eaten a whole 12.70 oz. bag. Sick. Well, I must get sleepin' cause i don't wanna be tired and nap tomorrow, cause quite frankly, napping's a bitch. I'm out!!