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I wanted to be the skanky cowgirl!!!
- Monday, September 29, 2003 | 03:05 p.m. -

Wow. That’s it. Wow. Alias. Last night. Wow. Overall, I think… wow. OK, mini Kelly-recaplet. Syd’s all, Dude, you’re married. And Vaughn’s all, yeah. And Syd’s all, what time is it. And Vaughn’s all, Let me be stupid and check. And Syd’s all, ok, when you look down I’m going to kick you. And Vaughn’s all, I’m looking at my watch not paying attention to my escaped fugitive girlfriend standing in front of me. And Syd’s all, Ok. And shes all kicking Vaughn and hitting him with lamps and stuff. It was a really cool opening scene. But I’m still not sure how to feel about it. I think that I liked it, but I still can’t really tell. I want Willage and Sarkness. And SpyMommy. She’s a cool one.

The only thing I don’t like about season finales in general is all the hype. It takes too much time to explain to the people who’ve never watched it, and it basically means nothing. Right. Anyway Alias is the highlight of my life. Sadly, it is true. Hey. Help me to decide what to be for Halloween.

Halloween Costume Choices

A.) A Cowgirl – costume complete with tight pants, matching cowboy hat, boots, and a leather jacket.
B.) One of Sydney’s aliases - Costume complete with a red wig, tight black leather pants and black mesh see-through shirt. This one would be fun.

Can’t decide. E-mail me with insights/ideas, but as of this point it could go either way. I’m thinking the Alias one because I’ve always wanted to dress in a black skank costume with a red wig. Its one of my dreams in life. Well, I have a whole month to decide. TTYL!!

I Loveded You, Little Piggy, I Loveded You!!!!!!
- Sunday, September 28, 2003 | 02:20 p.m. -

Oh. Good weekend. Friday night I went out for ice cream with my lifeguading friends Briana and Danyelle. And we played chess at Oberwies and people were laughing @ us. I like frozen yogurt. right.

Saturday morning - swim meet. Go Benet. Woo. Then I went over to my aunt's house, and me and my cuzzin Lindsey went to the mall. And I bought a dress. Really!!! Me. In a dress. Wow. It's awful purdy ;) then we rented Phonebooth (Colin Farrell... Mmmm...) but we never watched it. Then I bought The Recruit (Mmmm... more Colin Farrell!!) and I still havn't watched it. And I feel terribible cauz me and Kathleenie were supposed to do something, but we never got hte chance too. :(

But the highlight of my weekend is yet to come. Oh yes, it is time. ALIAS. Yay!! In like 5 and 1/2 hours. *Jumps for joy* And I'm all excited, it sooo good.

Weekend Break-down
Bought dress
Got The Recruit
Ate a totall of 9 1/2 Krispy Kreme donuts
And, of course, watching the Alias season premier tonight

It's Ready. Are YOU??????
- Friday, September 26, 2003 | 05:43 p.m. -

Months and months of non-stop waiting. Waking up in the middle of the night, only to realize it was all a dream. What feels like a punishable eternity of daydreaming days and sleepless night are put to an end. Finally. Finally the long gap between me and the most perfect complete euphoria-type sensation will be closed. Yes, my friends, it's back. No amout of preparation and get me ready for this. None. September 28, 2003. 8 PM Central Time. The ABC network. Bring It. I'm Ready.

What, what you ask, could keep one person in such glorius suspense for so long? What could easily turn an hour of waiting into a lifetime of torture? What can make you laugh, cry, hanging on the edge of your seat, and cry some more? And thats only in the first 5 minutes. What it this incredible thing, this incredible feeling? The one thing no human should never go without.

ALIAS

Oh yes. It's ready. Are you?

Let's do the other arm... Noooo
- Sunday, September 21, 2003 | 05:51 p.m. -

EEE!! The Emmy's are on in, like, an hour. Hurrah. I hope Jennifer Garner brings Michael Vartan as her date. That would be sooo cute. So, my weekend was an interesting one. I went to the doctor's yesterday to get my headaches checked out. Nurses are really, um, uh, 'ditzy' sometimes...

"Ok, we're going to draw some blood."
"Ok."
[5 minutes later]
"Hmm... I keep missing the vein. Ooops. now I've lost it again. Sorry. Let's do the other arm."

AAAAGH! How stupid can people be. The lady was like poking me with the shot-thingy for like an hour. 'Oh, let's so the other arm'? Noooo. Crazy. But I don't have cancer, so thats good. And I had to drive after that. Ow.

Friday I went to the Hinsdale Central football game with Kendall and Krista. Ha. Me and Krista started grabbing guys asses again. Tee hee. I've been doing that a lot lately. [See earlier entries] And I saw a whole lotta friends from the pool, and from my school. It was nice. Then today i went to my brother's football game at Benet, and sta in the car for a hour. But me and my mommy just went shopping, so I ate cereal the whole time. Mmm... Well, speaking of 'Mmm...' Michael Vartan should be on the Emmy pre-show soon ;) Hee. C Ya.

You Negawench
- Thursday, September 18, 2003 | 02:52 p.m. -

Hmm… Today was lots of fun. Not. I’ve got s swim meet after school in, like, an hour, but I finished all my homework. My plan to seduce cute boys for a homecoming date isn’t working, cause the one guy I want to seduce is only in one of my classes, and he hurries out the door at the end of class, so I can never talk to him. It’s a. But he’s a sweetie, so that’s all right. My seduction plan isn’t working well, that’s ok. Kathleen and me made a dictionary today during homeroom, and we made cool words like::

Negawench - (noun) The opposite of a wench; one who tries to be whore-ish, but fails miserably.

Charabulous - (adjective) Used for describing a very intense game of charades.

There are lots more, those are the only ones I remember. But I’m going to make a website for our words.
Kellaleenie Distiocary :: Coming Soon!
Ha. Ugh… swimming. NO! I don wanna, ya can’t make me!! AAAH. Oh well, the librarians are giving me dirty looks, caus i’m in the school library. Hee. C ya.

Whore-in' It Up
- Monday, September 15, 2003 | 08:17 p.m. -

OK, so anywayyyyyy... at the soc hop. There was this guy. And he looked frantic and he was running around like a chicken w/ its head chopped off. Not really, but he was all "Someone grab my ass!! Someone grab my ass!" So I was like... OK! And apparantly Allie saw this, and she laughed really hard. And the told Lauren in the car ride home. And Shannon found out, and she's been teasing me, and I've been teasing her cause she was whorrin it up at the soc hop too.

And then later I grinded with Krista's cousin's bf, and she laughed at me. He's a senior. Score. No, more like 47 scores. Hee. I like it. No. It's not like I felt anything when I grabbed his ass. There was a wallet in my way. Oh well, there's always next time ;)

Kill da bunny... kill da bunny
- Monday, September 15, 2003 | 08:11 p.m. -

Aww yeah. Moday. It was very... lethargic. I hate swim practice. But i got a suprising 93% on my speech, that's like.. awesum! I was so nervous, but I was very prepared. That was nice. And OMGoodness, my goemetry teacher wasn't there today, and I couldn't find out what I got on my test. Hee. I was just thinking about the soc hop in Friday... me and Krista were discussing what happened. Wow. Ya know what? I'm just going to tell the story. But not what me and Krista did, what the whole grabbing of the ass thing. It nice, really. It's ALL good. See next entry. :P

"Someone grab my ass!!!"
- Sunday, September 14, 2003 | 11:06 a.m. -

Wow. Ya know the song 'Dirty' by Christina Aguilera? Sock hops are crazy. Yeah. Interesting experience... I don't wanna talk about it. Let's just say the title of this entry accuratly portrays what happened. Tee hee. Yeah... (It's not supposed to make sense, unless you were there.)

I saw the Italian Job. That was a KICK-ASS movie!! I was thinking about it after I saw it:: its the quintessintial movie for me. There's spy-ing, ass-kicking, and no mushy lurve scenes. It wasn't too long to bore me, and it wasn't too short not to catch my attnetion. You think you know what will happen, but you don't. It was awesum. I think it was the best movie I saw all year, including Daredevil and Chicago. It rocks my world. All the way. I think I'll have to see it again. Definitly. Yay. I'm out.

Neener neener neener!
- Monday, September 8, 2003 | 08:31 p.m. -

I have school tommorrow. Why, Oh Holy Buddha, WWHHYYYYYY? Haha, jk. But I didn't have school today. Neener neener neener! Oh, and neener neener. And neener. Tee hee. Theres no way I'm going to be sleeping tonight, hence spending $10 on iced coffees today. My craving for coffee was rampant today. I've decided that's my new word. Rampant. I think I like it.

And I missed GH today... die stupid VCR. OK, guess what happened when I woke up this morning? We had no power. I thought it was a Chicago-thing, but then I looked out the window, and my neighbor's lights were on. I was not amused. So I was feelin all sorts of sexy when I was changin by candle light (not really), and I was tired for the rest of the day. Until 9. Then I got to go home. Hurrah.

Breaking and entering... Yay!!
- Monday, September 8, 2003 | 05:57 p.m. -

Wow. If today was not the best day ever, I can't tell ya what was. So I'm in 2nd period, practically falling asleep, and all of a sudden on come the announcements. And the assistant principal's all "There is a flood in the basement of Benet hall, the elecrticity's out. So its school policy that you go home. (YAY!) And swim practice is cancelled." Double-YAY!!!!! Ho-yay! So to make a long story short. Lauren drove me, Allie, Lindsey, and Kathleen to Starbucks, then my house and we had a party.

the only bad part, was that my house key wasn't in my backpack. Uh-oh... and my mom was@ work, so there was no way to get in my house. Thankfully, I had the genious idea of climbing through the window. I was going to go through myself, but Kathleen's like "Its always been my dream to climb through a window. Breaking and entering. Yay!" So then she climbed in, then me, then Allie and Lindsey wanted to come too. THAT was good times. We listened to I Wanna MMM a few times, and Caraluna too. Then Lauren came, and we went to Caribou Coffee and Quizno's, and we ate 4 bags of popcorn and I had lots of fun.

And the best part is (besides the breaking and entering, of course) is that tomorrow might be cancelled too. This is so exciting. I love floods. And I love no swimming. Yay. and I love Starbucks... Mmmm... Starbucks. Yay.

* Never eat ANYHTING off of Nicholas!! *
- Saturday, September 6, 2003 | 03:22 p.m. -

Hehehhh... bet THAT caught your attention...

A poem to a sackage

Nicholas Sackage
lost his sack
fed it to a giraffe
then said:
Was it slimey with
sizzlers?
and the giraffe replied:
yes, but most of all
I like Twizzlers!

Moral:
the moral of this poem is:
don't eat anything off
of Nicholas!

I'm sorry, but the Ho!Yay! was running RAMPANT in that poem. RAMPANT. But I still lurve it the most. Tee hee. Its always the best. Hee. Sackage. I should get that word copywrighted, and it could be my signature word.. sackage. Its so raunchy. Its like the words: bivouac, or undulate, they just SOUND wrong. Hee. I like it. I'm all wrapped up here.

Guess who made VARSITY??????
- Thursday, September 4, 2003 | 08:45 p.m. -

YAY! Ohh yeah! That would be me! I did really sucky @ the meet tonight, but right now, I don't care, cause i made varsity. How sucky did I do? Let's just say that during my 200 IM, my 50 Fly was 9 seconds FASTER then my 50 Free. Now, granted that I did a 31 in my fly, makes it seem a little bit better, but still... YAY!

And I went to the Outreach meeting, and I got an 88% on my Geometry quiz. Kelly's doin good this quarter. Yee-haw. Oooo, speaking of 'Yee-haw' Shania Twain tix g on sale Saturday morning. Hmm... contemplating whether to spend my paycheck, wait in the TicketMaster line for 5 hours and go to the concert, so splurge my paycheck @ Best Buy... Hmm... what to do, what to do. I'll prob. ending up @ Best Buy. OOOOO, speaking of Best Buy, I spent 50$ there on Tuesday. Know why? ALIAS SEASON 1 ON DVD!!! Ho-yay! Yeah. I'll admit that I havn't watched it yet, but this weekend, it's gunna be a 11-hour-a-day-Alias-marathon. Tee hee. And hee.

Hmm... let me think if there are any episodes in the 1st season with shirtless Vaughn. He'd be cuter if he were shirtless, but beggars can't really be choosers, now can they? Mmmm... Shirtless Vaughn. Hee. Well, that about wraps up my week, but I'll be sure to update later. I'm out ;)

Dirty, dirty Twister
- Monday, September 1, 2003 | 11:25 a.m. -

So, on a better note, my last day of work was last night. And no one was there because it was cold and rainy, and people are crazy if they come. And I only workes 11 hours and 51 minutes, so my next pay check's going to be, like, $50. Hah. That won't stop me. Anyway... work. Yesterday it was raining (as i mentioned before), so all of us were just sitting in the guard office, and we decided to play Twister. In the rain. Tee hee. We got down and dirty. Hee. Twister. Fun times.

So Lauren comes to pick me up this morning for practice (Yeah, on Labour Day!!), and we drive to Benet, and it turns out that all the security guards got the day off so there was no one to open the pool doors for us. Score! No practice, and we went to Starbucks afterwards. Double score!!!! And Rachel came with us, and she asked the people how many calories were in a grande Frappichino (or how ever you spell it), and there are 490. Ooops. It tastedgood at least... Heh.

So, it's Allie's b-day tomm, and I wanna get her one of those funny Hallmark cards about corn on the cob... or the birthday hug-monkey. haha. corn on the cob. And guess what else happens tommorrow??? Alias season 1 comes out on DVD!!!!!!!! YAY. Horrah for Alias. And it has bloopers. Hee. I like bloopers. Well, must go get Allie her card. My parents are probaly going ot make me drive to get it. I just hope I have more lucking backing out of the driveway than Briana did yesterday ;)

Uh-oh... Thank GOD For Car Insurance!!
- Monday, September 1, 2003 | 11:16 a.m. -

Wow. That's all I can say. I have a story, and it's not so good. Poor Briana. OK, I'll tell it.

OK, so tonight was my last day working at the pool (yay!) for the summer. It was rainy all day, and really crappy out. And I told my mom, "Mom, come pick me up at 4." So after my shift was over, I called the house, like, 5 times and no one answered, so my friend Briana (who is honestly the sweetest girl ever) decided to drive me home. So we're driving, and talking, and she pulls up my driveway, and he hug goodbye, cause I probably won't see her til next summer. so, then my dad pulls up inot the street, and I wave bye to Briana, and all of a sudden I haerd this loud CRUNCH noise. I turn around and Briana's car smacked right into our neighbor's convertable (which was parked at the end of our driveway)!!

So Briana gets out of the car, and she's crying. We walked up to my neighbor's house and told them what happened. He didn't sound too mad, and he took her name, address, licence plate number, etc. And I feel so horrible. There's a huge dent in the side of the convertable, and the mirror is practically ripped off. Her car didn't have much damage, one of the taillights cracked a little bit, but she got lucky. I guess.

Her mom was really nice about everything, and she called the pool, and they said that she didn't have to come in to work or anything. I'm just glad she's OK. It's ironic cause before she dropped me we were in the gaurd office and everyone was talking about how they've gotten into accidents, and Briana was the only one who's never gotten a ticket. She's so sweet, and she's so responsible, and I feel like it's my fault for everything. I'm still shook up about it all. I hope I see Briana soon, God today sucked.