- Wednesday, September 29, 2004 | 07:42 p.m. -
Yeah... Coach T made me put on my Benet coulot before I left the pool deck, and I didn't want to get it wet, so I took it off while driving home. I got some really strange looks from some guys in pick-up trucks. Mmmm... pick up trucks!! I didn't mind that much. :)
So Monday I got in trouble for ditching study hall (for the 8th time!!) and The Bitch got pissed. Ha, so today, me and Linz ditched again and went to Subway!! And on the way back to Benet this Envoy cut me off and Linz goes::
"That Little A-Fuck G-Fuck!"
Funniest combination of letters/obsinities ever! It came out of nowhere too... we always have the best times ditching. Well, gotta study for the Sister Mary test tomorrow, I'm out.
- Friday, September 24, 2004 | 03:06 p.m. -
*Yawn* What a lazy day. Woke up this morning at 4:15 to get to practice. It wasn't that bad because we went to breakfast (hash browns!!!) and it was really good. Then I went home and took a 3-hour nap. Yay. And later tonight is the homecoming pep-rally and sockhop. Hmm... still need to decide what to wear. Oh well, I have 3 hours to make up my mind.
I'm so dissappointed! The World Series of Poker is over!!! Oh, the devastation. What am I going to watch at 3 AM when nothing's on? At least its on every year. Its so exciting and suspenceful to watch. The WSOP is my god.
- Tuesday, September 21, 2004 | 09:06 p.m. -
Another meet done for the season. Aaaah. And I didn't have to swim 100 fly!!! Yay! But I swam the 200 IM and sucked it so bad. I added 6 seconds. But I can just blame that for being ill. Hee. Today was funny. I'm not sure why. It just was. It's so sad, nothing happens in my life. Ever. Its just a chain of swimming and school and sleep. And I don't even have any fun dreams either. Life sucks.
Oh! I know something fun! After school we (me and Linz and Reilly) went to Jewel. And I got popsicles! They didn't have a good selection, so I settled for the "Lick-A-Color"... but it only came in a box of 10. But thats allright. So I bought them. It was hysterical, I was driving with one hand eating a 'sicle (hee!) with the other and had Linz unwrap the next one for me. Then we sat out side with the freshmen and ate 'sicles together and gossiped about The Bitch. Then The Bitch caught us outside, and gave us all (the team) a lecture about how she likes it up the ass. :)
- Monday, September 20, 2004 | 04:38 p.m. -
Small Emmy's rant:: Ok, I didn't watch them. We had a swim team picnic/BBQ dealy yesterday and I forgot to tape. Ok, so I was looking online... Jennifer Garner wore a doily. It was wrong. So very worng. And she didn't win. But that dosn't suprise me. Not that she's a bad actress (cause it's not true), but season 3 sucked, and everything sucked. Including the doily dress. And Allison Janney won! She DID look familiar when I was watching Drop Dead Gorgeous (You're right, Linz). Ha, good movie, that one...
Hey - so I ditched swimming again today (2nd time in a row!!) and went to Jewel with Kath and then drove back to Benet, and from there I went to 7/11 with Allie and Linz. Mmm... Slurpies! So.very.good! And I forgot to get gas. Again. Thats allrighty. I gots no moneys. Aw crap. We got our history tests back today! I got a 73! But then we got 2 extra points for all being there and I got 2 points on the test she keyed wrong in the scantron.. go I got a 77! Yay... FUCK! Non-yay! Ugh. History was never my strong point, but this year its gunna be a fucker. A fucker, indeed. The class is fun and all, but the tests are a bitch and a half. *Prays to Coach T for extra credit oppertunities*
Wow. I've been playing my Windows Media Player in the 'RANDOM' selection. the last song was "I Need You" by LeAnn Rymes, and the one now is "Why Are You Running Away" by Hoobastank. Mixin it up! Mmmm! Currently obsessed with new Brad Paisley song - "Mud on the Tires!" Go scandelous country music! Hurah! Well, my download's done, I'm out.
- Saturday, September 18, 2004 | 03:37 p.m. -
so.very.ill. no matter though, i can miss all the swimming i want. aah, the consolation...
so yesterday after school I would have gone home... but we had team pictures. School gets out at 2:35, and I didn't leave BU unitl 5:02... i know! Long time, eh?(hee! like a canadian! yay!) then i went home and napped for, oh about 10 minutes and then I fixed my site (look how WONDERFUL!)
Then Kelly saw it. She said it was good.
Wow... all that Bible reading's got me brainwashed. No, but seriously, it IS good! Its awful purdy! Yeah, ok, then a hoard of us went on over to Ashleys house and we watched Bridget Jones's Diary and gorged on Chinese food. Mmm... I'm a slave for lo mein. And we gossipped about boys, potheads and people with herpes (who dosen't?) and then we went home. Oh, by the way...
How delightfully evil I feel. Actually, I didn't ditch, I was sick... but still, an excuse that I can pass on over into next week, too. Life is good. Except for the elderly smoker woman voice I have, which is not good. So today I went to the freshman meet for a little bit to drop off a present for my little sister. All was good until I left and realized that I locked my keys in the car. Needless to say, mommy was not happy when she had to come with her extra set of C-Dog's keys. For for half an hour I sat on the roof of my car, in the DGS parking lot, and read this week's US WEEKLY in which the cover says::
Ben in love!
Nights at Jen Garner's! Hot PDA!
Ben's sexy new look.How Affleck
got over J. Lo - and got his dream girl.
And on the cover is a saucy little picture of Jennifer Garner and Affleck CANOODLE-ING! Oh, yes - canoodle-ing! ... I know! It's wrong and it must be stopped. Hmm... speaking of whatever-just-made-me-think-of-this, I'm home alone. And I can whip out my... ALIAS SEASON 3 DVD's! Yaaaaaayayayay! *Joyous screetches reveberate from the Heavens!!* Yay. I can watch all my favorite scenes from season 3 like... um, ... uh. Oh thats right - season 3 sucked! But nonetheless, I will watch them anyways. I'm out.
- Friday, September 17, 2004 | 07:06 p.m. -
Look! Ywllow and blue and red! YAY! Oh, soooo wonderful! So. very. happy!!! Hurrah!
- Wednesday, September 15, 2004 | 09:14 p.m. -
That means I have a feasible excuse for getting out of swimming. Ok, this entry's gotta be a short one because its already 9:15, and I'm getting sick and I need my sleep. So I was just talking to a friend in my religion class::
KellBell906: sister mary's on cracl
That got me thinkin', how cool would that be if we called it crackle instead of crack? Like... I'm going to the crackle-house to chill with my fellow crackel-heads. Its like MAGIC!
- Sunday, September 12, 2004 | 10:41 a.m. -
Last night was the funnest night I've had in a while. It was REAL fun! So yesterday morning we had the invitational meet at LT. It was a relay meet, so all we did were relays. Yeah... so I dropped a second in my 100 Fly. Yay. And my relay got 5th. And, sadly, it was one of the highest placing Benet relays. Heh. We suck.
Then Allie called me later and Allie, Sarah, Kathleen, Allie's friend and I went to TGIFridays and then to Darien Fest. So me and Sarah got to Fridays at 6:30 (when we were supposed to be there), and we sat in chairs on the 'lobby' waiting for Allie and took hilarious pictures with my digital camera. Anywho, then Allie and Kath came. And we all sat at talked about things. Yes, THINGS! And we got lots of chicken fingers. And they were good. Then we all got Dirt Cups for dessert! You know... the ones with the pudding and oreo crumbs and GUMMY WORMS. Then we went on over to Dairen Fest, and I forgot my camera. On the way there me and Kath were jammin to some Flute-Rock Music!! [Flute Rock! You'll never understand it, ever! You'll just never get it, EVER!] But it was fun, because I saw some people I havn't seen in years. And I really wanted to ride the DAMN Pharoah's Fury, but it was $3. For a 10 second ride. Psh... yeah right. Then I drove home and slept and it was really fun. So, enjoy the pictures.
- Friday, September 10, 2004 | 08:01 p.m. -
Wow. The word 'stress' has new meaning. And that meaning is swimming. Yet again, I have to wake up early on my Saturday. Its not practice, its a invitational. and all I'm swimming is butterfly. Ugh. I feel used. I feel like the friend that no one likes, but everyone keeps her around because they can copy homework from her. Its like that... but only with butterfly. I did have a point somewhere in there.
School sucks. I know I did REALLY bad on my math test today. Ugh. Oh well - I would have studied more, except that I didn't get home from swimming until 7! Then shower and dinner. No me gusta nada.
Hey - read the previous entry if you didn't do so already. Its this paper that I wrote for school on 'some thing you hate/are afraid of'. First thing that came to by mind: Coach Nicole. It was the most fun paper I've ever written. Its one of those things you can really get yourself into, due to the fact the one thing pisses the HELL out of you... and your teacher asks you to write about that. I lurve english class.
- Saturday, September 4, 2004 | 03:06 p.m. -
Thats because I had morning practice today. at 5:45!!! What an awful whore! Makes us go to swim in the wee hours of our day of rest. I hope she chokes. Although, she has been realy nice to me since I switched to JV. Very uncharacteristic. I still hate her. More than ever.
So the whole day to day I felt like I was gunna throw up at swimming. So, the genius that I am, go to breakfast after practice. I oredered hash browns, but then felt nautious (sp?) then I took them to go. On my way back home I stopped at BU and threw up in the bathrooms. I HATE SWIMMING. But then after a nice 4 hour nap I feel better. Still queasy, but not queasy enough to not eat my Starbucks Lowfat Latte ice cream! I made my mommy buy it for me. Hee. I love ice cream. And fruit snacks. And gummy bears. Hmmm... I'll probably should not be eating those things while sick. Oh well, its worth it.
I'm making my 'Big Hits of the 90's' Cd. Me and Linz and Kath are all maing them and exchanging on Tuesday. I'm REAL excited! Actually not, because all my songs are from the late 90's after I started to listen to pop music. Eh... at least the old school J. Lo is good.
*Pats self on back* I'm trying not to look at the key board when I type. See, I knew something good would result from taking keyboarding. I'm learning skills that I will use for the rest of my life. Aw shit... screw it, it takes to long to type that way.
New favorite song:: Toby Keith - Stays in Mexico!
Yay! I lurve Toby Keith. That song is sooo scandelous. Go Steve and Gina! ... Just download the song - I swear I'm not crazy. I love it. Even the background music is saucy. Country music has jumped on the bandwagon of sassiness! Just the other day I was listening to the radio and I hear another one of my favorite songs 'Rough & Ready' by Trace Adkins, and the had to EDIT OUT THE WORD 'BITCH'. ... Country music! Bitch! Wow. That has to be the first time a country song has had to be edited. I'm very proud. I love country music!
- Thursday, September 2, 2004 | 10:10 a.m. -
I’ve been freed from the fetters and shackles of the Varsity swim team. I’m liberated from the death grip of The Bitch! I walk on with pride towards JV. I will not look back
- Saturday, August 28, 2004 | 08:32 p.m. -
Well, my PITAS page is all nice and updated! Missing my preveious entires? Go to the left-hand side under the archives section, it's all there!
There's only been 4 days of school, but it feels like I'm all ready for finals. We've gone through so much material in the past few days, it feels like theres been no summer at all. I suppose that its my fault for taking chem... but keyboarding class is a nice break. My teachers don't seem too bad. Theres Mr. Mumbles (Butler.. cheesy, I know), and Schumacher who's nice. Then SEXY MR. CROSBY! Omg! This was me and Mr. Crosby's conversation last Tuesday...
"So what's your name, hun?"
"Oh, you already called my name off the list." *giggle, giggle*
"Oh, ok. But whats your name again, dear?"
"Its Kelly." *Faints*
No, I didn't really faint, but I bet I was blushing pretty bad. But he called me HUN!! Yay! And then Sister Mary is CRAZY! And shes so boring. During her class the other day she was saying something about St. Procopius, and all of a sudder I hear from the next room over,
"I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about I, I wanna talk about number one, oh my me my..."
Toby Keith! Yay! And it happened two days in a row. Strange, strange indeed. Oh, and Mrs. Wiedder who I think is my fav. Her class is hysterical. She made us chant her name and then do a battle cry. I think I'll like English this year. And then keyboarding is fun, but all that sitting up straight really hurts my back. Maybe one day it'll hurt so bad that I won't have to go to swim practice...
Swim practice... Huh. I think I'd rather sit through each one of my classes twice than go to swim practice. I think I'd rather pour tobasco sauce in my eye sockets than go to FUCKING SWIMMING!!! Aaaah! I hate The Bitch. Oh so VERY MUCH!! Its like the devil has taken the form of a human (he could've done better) and put Her here to torture and torment us to no end. I told Coach T during history yesterday that I hoped The Bitch didn't show up for practice. And Coach T laughed, a possible suggestion that she wishes The Bitch wouild not make an appearance on the pool deck as well.
So the other day during dryland, me and Lindsey were partners for doing throwdowns. so she had to grab my ankles, and I had no shaved in a while, so Linz started laughing. All of a sudden out of nowhere we hear a manly shriek, "GIRLS! GET BACK TO WORK!! NOW!!!" We were seriously laughing for 2 seconds. And The Bitch spoils the fun.
Yesterday practice was really fun. Yes. I just used the words 'practice' and 'fun' in the same sentence. Why, you ask, would I be calling it fun if The Bitch watches our every move and refuses the let up on the death grip she has on our struggling bodies? Because The Bitch was not there! Joyous giggles and laughter from all the members of our team. Dancing on deck and parties in the lockerroom celebrating The Bitch not making time for us. It was a wonderful day.
Then after prac we went to Linz house and we got ready for the soc hop. We had chicken chili (read on, and you'll see why this is foreshadowing). Then we went to the sochop at Benet, which was really fun! I think it was more fun that all the other sochops combined. Half way through I decided to depart from my friends, and find other people to dance with. And, lo and behold, there was my twin sister Kendall (Not really my twin, we just have the same last name)! So we went in the middle of the hot sweaty dance floor and found random guys to grind with. Was very productive, but I don't think I quite snagged a homecoming date. Except for that John guy, but he wasn't in my grade...
Then we went to 7/11 and got Slurpees at Midnight-ish and stood around outside 7/11 and gossiped about everyone. It was very nice. And then I saw these guys from my work. Very strange seeing them at 7/11 at midnight, and it wan't even close to our houses... Oh well, some people.
Worked today. And got paycheck!! Yay! $250!! I can take out a $100 and get the Alias Season 3 DVD and still have money for Starbucks, 7/11, Jewel, etc. Work was funny. The septic tank broke, so we didn't open til 2. I left at 3. All we did was play Connect 4 (I was the MASTER), and Twister (I was not the master...), and Clue and other board games. And then I left early because I was supposed to go to a concert. Didn't exactly work out... :( Oh well, theres always the Tim McGraw & Big and Rich tour to look foward too.
So tonight I made chicken chili for dinner for everyone. They ordered pizza. They ordered it After I spent 2 hours of making it. They won't even come near the kitcken. It's as if I have poisioned it or something... they will not put it into any oraface of their bodies. And by oraface, I mean mouth... Ok... I had a point somewhere in there. Oh yeah, my point is that they always complain about cooking dinner and that I should cook. But when I actually make dinner everyone thinks that my food has taken the form of a leper. ...And my dad just asked me to pick up the pizza.
Holy cow! That was a really long entry! But, then again, it has been about a week since I last updated. I'll try to do it more often. Update.. that is. Until then, I'm out.