- Monday, December 27, 2004 | 09:08 p.m. -
OOoooo yay, 3 more days until I can legally get into R movies. Not that they check or anything... But its still exciting.
Went to Mahalini Terrace with Ashley for Chinese buffet lunch. The egg rolls were unusually scetchy. Good rice and chicken though. It was real funny - on the way to Ashley's house, I was driving down Madison, and I turned my head to look down this one street and I see Allie driving her new Mustang convertable. Then I pulled down her street and we chatted through the windows of our cars for a few minutes. What a coincedence.
Then as soon as I got home from lunch, my mom's like, "Lets go to Grandma's." So we went to Grandma's. My aunt and uncle from North Carolina were in, and I played with Mirabell and Gwenivere (their toy poodles) the whole time. I want one REAL BAD! They're soooo cute. Birthday present anyone?
Plans for the week look good. Tomorrow doing something with Allie and Linz, Wednesday - I think me and Ashley are going to see Closer and probably go to Fridays for lunch, Thursday is my birthday! YAY! Will spend lots of time with friends. And I'm sure at least one of my friends will be doing something for New Years, so hopefully I will not be stuck with my family.
Mmmm... Princess Fruit Snacks.
On Christmas we went to my Grandma's (again), and my cousin got me this real cool poker game for the computer. I got second and third out of 40 in two different tournaments. *Pats self on back* Going to keep playing... so. much. fun!
- Friday, December 24, 2004 | 09:03 p.m. -
Ahhhhh... "Shake It Fast". Classic.
- Friday, December 24, 2004 | 09:00 p.m. -
Woah... I just had a crazy urge to listen to some insanely black music. Perhaps some "Project Bitch" or "Magic Stick" should appease me. We shall see.
- Friday, December 24, 2004 | 08:32 p.m. -
Ooooh, just came back from the Olive Garden / Heaven. Its my favoritestest restaurant of all time... with the exception of maybe Fridays. They have the most amazing soup and breadsticks. *Shudder with Delight* I ate two bowls of soup and had 5 breadsticks and I just took the entree home. So tomorrow for Christmas I get lots of presents AND a yummy breakfast of chicken alfredo. Although I think the chicken is still going to be hard to eat with the gum soreness and all.
I wanna nap REAL bad; but we have to go to midnight mass. Ick. I hate going to mass - except at school when we all go during homeroom twice a week. Father Paschal is my hero. Yay for old men and guitars. Hmmm... on a related topic - I love Keith Urban. Except he's not old. But he does play guitar. :)
All day I just vegged out in front of the TV. Oh, wait, no, I woke up early... nevermind. That's right, I rememebr now, I went for a check-up in the morning on my teeth (I'm doing lovely, BTW), and then I went out and bought the mom a cute little knit scarf, cause thats what she wanted. THEN I sat in front of the TV for hours watching my lover Michael Chiarello. *Sigh* I can't wait until we're married. He was on for a whole HOUR tonight! My dad was watching some kind of football game, but I made him promise me that if I wrapped all his presents I could watch Michael for an hour. See, bribery is always the answer.
Tomorrow after present time, we all going over to Aunt Jeanette's house. I'm really excited because this year instead of my aunt cooking (not that it was bad or anything) we're catering from mangia mangia which has unbelievable Italian food. Can't wait. Hmmm... not that I'll be able to eat any of it except for the pasta anyway. I really wanna make Lindsey's recipe for the Chili-Cheese Dip.
It. Was. So. Good.
And I made my mommy buy all the stuff for it and everything. And then she bought 3 lbs of tortilla chips. She just wanted the box that they came in because she needed somehting to hold the presents in. I mean, she could've just, you know, bought a box... but no. So now we have an extreme excess of chips.
Oh, I found out where all the fudge on top of the refridgerator was coming from. My dad was all, bring me that snowman box. And I was all, uh, OK... is it yours? (expecting to get in a lot of trouble for eating it all). And then he's all, yeah, it came from this guy I work with's wife... wanna try some? Heeeeee!! He had no idea that I ate 3/4 of the box! *Smiles a gluttonous smile* And he will never know.
Well, I'm gunna go play some poker now. PartyPoker.com is so incredible! I've been playing it nonstop for days. Go there, and eventhough it takes a minute, download the program stuff. Its so amazing. And do a 'Player Search' for the name 'LaCienega', and then we can play together. Well, have a merry Christmas all.
- Thursday, December 23, 2004 | 07:34 p.m. -
Oh the stress of Christmas. I went out Christmas shopping with my mom yesterday and today. Yesterday we went to the 75th and LemonT area for some lookin around. Lots of sales at Kohls! I was in the fitting room for, no joke, like an hour, and I picked out lots of pretty stuffs, but then mommy got pissed off because of the long lines, so we abandon our merchandise in the Old People section.
Yesterday was crazy. It was the first time I left my house after the surgery. And I didn't even take a nap or take any medications. Hee. What a trip... Yeah, shopping, OK, then I got real hungry and I decided that I wanted to go to Noodles & Co. And at that point I hadn't eaten in like over 24 hours, so I was quite ravenous, and I ordered the entree-sized macaroni and cheese. But the problem was that I could only fit one noodle in my mouth because of the swelling (yum, swelling) so it took me like an hour to eat 1/4 of the plate. But then I had it for breakfast.
Then later, me and Ashley, Linz, Joc, Lexi, and Baaske went to go see Meet the Fockers. Yeah... nothing special. And NO the little kid was NOT CUTE!!! Ugh. Then we went to Chili's, and their chicken fingers were awful. They were all weird and disconnected... like circus food. I don't really want to try and explain that one.
Then I went out shopping again today. We just went to Target and I got the cute little wristlet clutch I wanted and PANTIES! YAY for Holiday Panties! Weeeeee! And me and my mom got my dad the showtime rotisserie grill (in the standard size). You know... the one with the funny infomercial where all the old people go "Set It And Forget IT!" And then there is immense cheering from the wave of the elderly people with their carcasses decaying in the crowd waiting greedly for thier snack. I like that infomercial.
It is a sad day in my home. The eventual, yet imminent, demise of my gingerbread house/homeless shelter/rehab clinic has come. It has servived various nibbles from the brother, but today it has been completely demolished.
"Dad... whatcha eating?"
"Oh, you know... um... gingerbread?"
"From where?"
"That thing that been on the counter for a week."
"*GASP* My rehab clinic!"
"Oh, is that what it was...?"
But thats OK because I keep finding fudge on the top of the refridgerator. I mean, its wrapped and all, I just don't know where it came from. Looks homemade. Hmmm... And then my dad gave me $20 to go get my mom a present for Christmas. So looks like I'll be out shopping tomorrow as well. I'm out.
- Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | 10:17 a.m. -
My cheeks are all swollen and puffy. I havn't eaten in like 40 hours (almost 2 days)!!! And I'm real hungry. I can barely open my mouth to take my medicine (which is REAL fun, by the way), so I can't really eat anything. I'm craving SOSOSOSO badly right now the Kraft Mac N' Cheese that are in the little shape of the cartoon characters. Mmm... Fairly Odd Parents. I'm making my mom run out to the Jewel to go get me some. I lurve it the most.
Getting my wisdom teeth out isn't really as bad as I though it would be. Allie said the Vicotin was bad and it made her sick. I havn't gotten sick form it and it makes me feel a whole lot better. Yesterday I slept for like the whole day. Except for the 5 hours I watched Alias Season 3. Season 4 starts in 15 days! *Squeals with delight!!!* ABC's really promoting the hell out of it. So yay for Alias.
Allie was so nice! She sent me a present yesterday and some chocolate ice cream (my second favorite flavor!). I wish I had seen her but I was downstairs curled up on the couch in front of the TV asleep. I like sleep.
Getting my wisdom teeth out was very unexpected. I was just supposed to go for a 'consultation' yesterday. I definitly wasn't prepared. All of a sudden I saw him take aout a needle, and was a little confused. Then I started to feel REAL lightheaded, and the next thing I knew, I was in one of the waiting chairs, and I felt so happy. Yay for anestesia. But then it wore off, and I got real sleepy. Oh well.
Oh yay! My mommy's gunna go get me some character Mac N Cheese. I think Rachael Ray's on now, so I'm gunna go.
- Monday, December 20, 2004 | 09:36 a.m. -
everything is so lovely. heeeeeeee. they put me on valium. hahhaha. going to sleep now - no more lunch with ashley. i can't stop giggling. my mommy said that it was going to be next monday. i want some ice cream. time for bed.
- Sunday, December 19, 2004 | 02:44 p.m. -
Mmm... Sunday! No school tomorrow, or the day after that or the day after that, or the day after that, or... Yay! Friday was lots and LOTS of fun. At bowling, I got a 94! Yaaaay! Except Derrick bowled for me a little... but it was OK. And none of my scores were below a 66. We played 'Speed Bowling' and all 5 of us bowled 10 frames in 15:16.6!!! We went real fast! Then after that we all went over to Linz's and decorated the hell out of our gingerbread houses. Mine was a gingerbread homeless shelter/rehab clinic. It was beautiful.
Then yesterday was the Christmas drive shopping. I had to wake up at like 6 and go to school on SATURDAY. And then they forced us to go to mass. And it wasn't even by Fr. Paschal... cheap. We went to the Jewel and bought lots and lots of foodstuffs (gayass history book!). Then we sat around and played "Keys"/"Spoons" for a little while and then wrapped all of the presents. Then pizza. Yummmmm.
Then I went back home and got ready to go to Chip & Nicole's casa for early Christmas celebration. They did 'grab bag' for the kids this year, which meant that I only got presents from one person instead of from 6. :( But I got the Keith Urban golden road CD, a sweatshirt, a Best Buy gift card, and some moneys from Grandma. And I'm getting my little green mini-iPod next Saturday. So yaaaay! Ooooo, and Ashley got me the alias season 2 soundtrack. Hurrah! It's so much fun to blast in the car!!! Yay for Tv-Drama background music.
Ew. I have to wake up early for a dentist thingy tomorrow; then going to lunch. But after that I get to sleep in the remainder of the week. I'm real pissed. barefoot contessa was on for a whole hour today, so easy entertaining with michael chiarello wasn't. Fat whore. The anger bubbles inside me like the 3 pounds of butter she cooks with on the stove top.
- Wednesday, December 15, 2004 | 03:20 p.m. -
Fun day. I think. I'm in a good mood now, so that means its OK. I think I'm in a good mood because of history class today. Me and Kath were talking non-stop about hummingbirds, while the other class discussion was about how they sell coffins at Costco. I love history. I don't even remember what the last academic thing in that class was. Lovely. Absolutely lovely.
So Linz has it all figured out about who has who for Secret Santa. I still don't know who has me, but I've pretty much narrowed it down to 2 people. I will not say. Its a ssssssecret! Me and Linz were gunna go do some SS shopping after school, but then she had to tutor, and I had no moneys and I didn't feel like waiting. Oh well...
lost on tonight. They're replaying the 2-hour Pilots. Hurrah! I need to re-tape them, becasue the first one is on my Conan tape *Bad Kelly* and I taped over the second eppy completely *even BADDER Kelly*
Haha, so today in math, we took a test on applied probelms (word problems). And for one of the examples, Mr. Schumacher put
"Elyse and Kelly were observing a Benet fire drill form the Lisle fire station. With the sirens and horns, Elyse drove 50 mph and Kelly drove 63 mph. Find out how many hours it would take for them to be 24 miles apart."
And it was 3 hours. And I got it right. But I got two other problems wrong... Oh well. At least I got the extra-credit right also...
Does anyone else like to eat M&M's by ethnicity? I always have to seperate them my color, and eat the color who has the most M&M's first. Except for the green ones. Becasuae they are holy. In 7th grade I devised a whole color order to eat them in. It's real complicated. First I would eat: red, blue, yellow, red, yellow, blue... Until I ran out of them. And then with the remaining red/yellow/blue ones, I would eat them by group of: Red, Yellow, + Blue. Then I would eat all the greens. Then all the browns. Then all the oranges. I got real bored in 7th grade... But I learned a lot about ethnicity!
All day in keyboarding I lusted over michael chiarello's casual cooking cookbook, which I will never get for Christmas. *Sigh*
We watched elf in spanish class today. It was in spanish, so no one understood it.
I think its time for me to go bye-bye. I'm out.
- Tuesday, December 14, 2004 | 07:55 p.m. -
Long day. It sucked. School sucked. I had two tests today, and I really didn't feel like studying for them. Then, during third period, I realized I had to read 6 chapters of this book by fourth period. But I got it read and I knew all the questions on the quiz. That Sister Mary is one sneaky bean!
Ooohlala. Two hour lost tommorrow. Hurrah! Its a rerun, but still. I've been fervently trying to download last weeks episode, but alas, no such luck. And I will see it! ...eventually.
Once again, my mother proves her undying hate for me. She schedualed me to get my wisdom teeth out. on december 27!! Thats two days after Christmas. And worse, 3 days before my birthday. I can see it now: won't be able to eat any cake [from the Weber Bakery, I might add] becuase my mouth will be filled with blood. Lovely. But on the bright side - I'll get to eat LOTS of Starbucks lowfat latte ice cream and sit on the couch all day and watch all three seasons of Alias on DVD. Actually, it won't be so bad...
Today I drove Allie home, and I was asking her what it was like to get your teeth out, and she's like, "Make sure they knock you out. It's fabulous!" And she was explaining to me how lovely everything was before she "went to sleep."
Aww... no Art Club Thursday. What will I do??? Sleep. Mmmm... sleep. God, I'm tired! And then Friday will be the best day of my life. Its BOWLING! Yay! I sucked last week! My first game was a 48, the second was a 68, and the last was a 49. And the sad thing was that I was trying REAL hard to do good! And Kristen got in the 120s, and Allie got a 140. And Lindsey sucked too. :)
Oh, as I was saying. I'm gunna do really good at bowling this week. And then after, me and the rest of the team are going to Linds' house after and we're gunna make gingerbread houses. CANDY! I better enjoy it while I have teeth.
Saturday me and Linz, Kristen, Kath, and Alex are doing the Christmas Drive Shopping thing for school. Then after I'm going to my dad's side of the family get-together, and I shall receive lots of purdy gifts. I think I asked them for a wireless DDR Dance Pad, a Keith Urban CD, Catch Phrase (CP squared!!), and various gift cards. Yay for presents. Then Sunday I will sleep in and it will be good. Monday I have to go to the oral surgeon (sounds so nasty!) and discuss the teeth matter. And other stuff. Ew. Why do I have plans a week from now? What's wrong with me? I'm getting to over-prepared. *Relaxes* All better.
I want Micheal Chiarello's babies. And Keith Urban's, too. So today I mom bought these "German" cookies with some crapass name, and she's like, "they're german!" And I'm all, "DUDE! They are so Italian, cause Michael Chiarello made them last Sunday." And she's all "aw shit..." cause my brother needed something German for this ethnicity project for school. Gay. But the point is is that I want Michael Chiarello's babies. I asked my mommy go get his cook book Michael Chiarello's casual cooking (Mmmm... I'll casual cook HIM) ... yeah, anyway, she said no. So I have to buy it myself. And she also said no to the awful purdy brown and blue Keith Urban shirt she promised me. Grr... Mmm... Michael Chiarello.
It's not like he's excessively hot or anything... he's just so... beautiful? I marked every time he's on on Saturday and Sunday on my Alias 2004 calendar. There's no 2005 Alias Calendar! The Hell? I was anticipating. Bitches. But I want the calendar where the ferrets dress like humans. I like it when they make the ferrets do those funny things. Well, bedtime - I'm out.
- Monday, December 13, 2004 | 10:13 a.m. -
I swear it was the shortest weekend of my life. Ugh!! ON Friday I went to a Bridget Jones’s Diary party and then we all played Mario Kart for an hour. I lurve that game. Then Saturday my mom and me went shopping for some Christmas stuffs. Then later I went over to Ashley’s and we got Chinese food and watched Ocean’s 11. Good stuff. Then yesterday for 3 hours I had to write a goddamn Macbeth paper for English. And it sucked. And now, I got a pass to study hall and am typing and printing out my paper for English and I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night and I drank a lot of coffee this morning and it was really good. Deep Breath
I don’t wanna go to religion class! You can’t make me! You CAN’T! But I brought pea soup for lunch. All will be all right.
My new crush is Michael Chiarello. He hosts that show on the Food Network: Easy Entertaining with Michael Chiarello. I like him. He can speak Italian. And he has a lisp. And he’s REAL cute! Drinks lots of wine too. Funny man.
Bell’s gunna ring soon. I’m out
- Thursday, December 9, 2004 | 05:58 p.m. -
I can't stop saying it! After school me and Allie and Lauren waited around for Linz so we could go to Starbucks. But then it was far and in lots of traffic, and it was cold out. And I got a carmel apple cider because it ws cheaper than the gingerbread latte, and I can't have caffine within 6 hours of my bedtime. So after noon... I'm done.
Then it was really bad! I got home, and started my homework at, like, 5:30. And then all of a sudden, I'm walking into the living room, and I see SAWYER (from Lost) on the TV. And I look at the clock,
and it's 7:30!!!!
I missed the first half hour of Lost! Then I panicked and called Linz at the next commercial break. And she had not taped Lost either. Then I hung up the phone and began to weep. UGHGUGBNDSUFHIEHCGRUIHEWUFIO! I was soooo angry. So I guess that I have to download the episode on my computer - cause theres NO WAY I'm not seeing it.
Today was OK. I wanted to kill myself after keyboarding. Ew. We did like 8 pages of unbound reports on tariffs. It was horible. Then after school me and Krista and Sarah and Kath went to Art Club, and I painted a psycho picture of crazy swirly vegetables. I'm gunna make my mom hang it up in the kitchen. Hee. Everyone will laugh. I hid little pictures in it. Behind the corn, there is a little purple fox's head popping out. And above the egg plant, I put in a little ostrich. Hee.
Tomorrow will be exciting. I was gunna go see closer with Ashley and Joc, and then go get something to eat, but I only have $10, and that needs to buy me 3 presents for my family. Hmm... I think I may go over to Christine's house for a little Bridget Jones' Diary par-tay! Hurrah! I'm really excited for bowling tomorrow. OMG! I checked the team standings. And we've moved up to 24th place! The world is mine! Ahahahaha! It was all Kristen's 142 last time... I'll beat her - I swear I will. And Allie got a 104!! That sure beats her 50s last time. I'll try to break a hundred tomorrow. I can't wait.
- Wednesday, December 8, 2004 | 01:55 p.m. -
Did nothing in keyboarding today. I bought fudge at lunch. Hee. FUDGE! And it was REAL good! Oh oh oh, Ashley told me that someone bought the second season alias soundtrack yesterday at Best Buy. And I didn't believe her. But then I looked on Amazon, and its reeeeeal! Ohhhhh! Yay! Another Xmas gift idea. Hurrah!
And I looked on KeithUrban.net again (for the millionth time) just to make sure that they still have the brown Tee in stock. And they do.
Ok, so my mom cleared up the whole 'Kelly not getting anything from St. Nick' deal, and she gave me $13 this morning for no reason. But then I had to spent a dollar on two stamps to send a letter in keyboarding class. Bell's gunna ring, I'm out.
- Tuesday, December 7, 2004 | 04:18 p.m. -
Both me and my brother left our shoes out by the fire place for St. Nick's day, and I checked just a second ago cause I was too busy to check this morning... and I didn't get anything. Not only that, my brother got both of his shoes filled! Why do they hate me so much? I was thinking that maybe they made a mistake, and put my stuff in one of his shoes. But he put two huge boots out. And my shoe was little and pink. You can't confuse them!
Last night, my dad was all, "No dinner until you clean your room!" And I was all "I'm not cleaning it!" So then I didn't have any dinner last night and I was really hungry. Then this morning I toasted a bagel for myself, and it was all warm and chewy and smelled so yummy, but then on my way to the car I dropped it on the rainy driveway. So no breakfast eiher. It was sad.
- Monday, December 6, 2004 | 04:13 p.m. -
The quote will be explained in a bit. So on Saturday, me and Allie drove on over to Amanda's house to eat before the Mistletoe Masquerade. We all dressed up real pretty in our dresses (and hula skirts). And we had pizza and M&M's and I got a really funny picture of Allie "adjusting" her bra.
The dance was allright. Not as fun as the last one when me and Kendho danced the whole time. Everyone was either a: slutty cop, slutty pirate, slutty fairy, or slutty cowgirl. Not very original. We dressed all fancy/80's with big sleeves and Allie's "Bop-Bop" poofy thing on her dress. The DJ sucked ass. The only good song he played all night was "Magic Stick," and he played a really shitty techno version. Don't get me wrong, I LURVE techno, but it's gotta be hard-core techno, not techno-pop. Bitches. Then after we all went to McDonalds and got ice cream and sat and talked. Good times.
OK, so at the dance, Liz Lynch just comes up to me and was like, "I just can't stop staring at your chest." And I was real confused/offended/scared. Then she said it again later to me. Another person to put on the "To Avoid" list...
Hmm... I'm trying to convince my mom to get me a Keith Urban TShirt online. Its awful purdy. Its light brown, and on the front in sepia coloring, he's driving a car. Mmmm... and on the back in light blue font, it says,
"...I can feel 'em flying like a hand out the window in the wind."
I want it REAL bad! And I'm trying to play it off as a Christmas gift cause I'm not asking for a lot this year. Or even a birthday gift, cause I never get them. So sad. But, Mmmm... Keith Urban. And I'm asking for his "Golden Road" Cd, and also the self-titled CD. *Shudder with delight*
- Saturday, December 4, 2004 | 08:44 a.m. -
Yeah. I do. Me and Kendall screamed it out in the middle of "Tonight I Wanna Cry." Hee. Very appropriate. The concert was SO MUCH FUN!. I can't even believe that I almost thought about re-selling the tickets on E-bay. It was amazing. I can't even describe the amazingness-assShakin-countrymusicness.
It was beautiful.
Ok, so when me and Kendho got there, they didn't open the doors yet, so we walked around the lobby and I bought a Tshirt with a picture of him from his new BE HERE Cd. Mmmm... sexy. So then we sat for a while, and then Katrina Elam opened:
That was her playing with Keith Urban singing my FAVORITEST song in the whole world, "No End in Sight." She's really good live, I'm gunna ask for her CD for Christmas. She played like 7 or 8 songs, and all of them were really good.
Then there was a little intermission between her and Keith, so me and Kendho smuggled in chips:
Then KEITH CAME ON! Yay! He opened with "Days Go By" and then one of his songs from the Be Here CD. Fortunatly for me, I bought the CD 2 weeks ago, and I've been listening to it every morning and on the way home from school. So yay, I knew all the songs (most of them) that he sang:
Oooh! He's looking at me!! *Shudder*
I'm really glad that he sang some songs that were on his other CD's too. Like - Somebody Like You, Who Wouldn't Want to Be Me, Where the Blacktop Ends, I Wanna Be Your Everything, You Look Good in my Shirt, (yay!) and Raining on Sunday. :
And then he started walking into the crowd. Me and Kendho were really excited because we thought we might get to see him, but we were in the top balcony. BUT THEN HE CAME INTO THE TOP BALCONY!! OMG! Me and Kendall were freaking... we were less than a foot away! Poor fella, crazy middle-aged women were mauling him and grabbing his hair and crying. It was a horifying sight. Hee. But he was so close. It was fabulous.
The rest of the concert was still incredible. He would talk to us in the audience with his adorable Austrailian accent. Mmmm... it was absolutely scrumtrulecent. That's right. He's the most amazing banjo player EVER. And he did all the guitar solos. For most of the concert I forgot it was even coutry music at all, he plays the electric guitar in most of his songs.
There were a lot of funny drunk people there. Hee. Even after one of the songs, Keith said, "Wow, that gentleman in the 3rd row is drunk off his ass." Then he made the drunk man sing by himself. Hee. There were lots of cowboy hats. Me and Kendall had a contest about who would find the most mullets. We had the binoculars and were crowd-searching. Did I mention lots of cowboy hats too? *Shudder with delight*
He did an encore of 3 songs, and ended with "Days Go By" again:
It was the best concert I've ever been to, hands down. The next time he comes to Chicago, I'll definitly be there.
- Thursday, December 2, 2004 | 06:16 p.m. -
Oh yay. It's pretty and it deserves a long entry.
Now I'm in the Christmas season, and so is my little site. I like the tacky reindeer. So very odd. Yet comforting. ... Anywho, tommorrow's Friday! That means Keith Urban concert (yay!) with Kendho, and a long weekend ahead of me.
Yesterday after school there was a gayass newspaper meeting. *yawn* but then after that me and Ashley went to Noodles and Co. and had the bestest macaroni and cheese in the world. (and it was a LOT better than the last time i went, too) Then we walked around downtown Naperville in the freezing cold, and went into Barnes and Nobel, where we took refuge and found an Alias magazine. Hee. Lot of purdy PURDY pictures. ...Of Michael Vartan, that is. Then when we went to check out the bitchwhore lady was like "Hey - why don't you buy a book for an underprivelaged child for $3?" And Ashley was like, "Maybe next time." Then the lady never gave Ashley her change. But dude - Barnes and Nobel is a book store... can't they just donate their own books?
Then I went home and watched the oh-so-suspenceful Lost. It was a good one. Attempted baby murderings, strange men named Ethan, unwed mothers, and creepy guy with two different color pupils. Scaaaary. Then I had to study for my math test. And I think I did pretty good on it today. Hopefully.
Hmm... the company Kinko's is almost spelled like 'kinky's'. Hee.
Today school was really boring. Math and Religion tests. Ha. Sister Mary gave us all the essay answers yesterday in class. Crazy lady. And it was split pea soup day. Horray! Then after school me and Colleen went to Subway to get, well, subways. And the lady shocked me by saying that they're discontinuing the use of the Red Wine Vinegarette Dressing! What will I do now? I'll probably have to carry a small bottle in my glove compartment. Damn you Bernice, DAMN YOU!! Then I went back to school and went to Art Club. I went all acrylic on my canvas, and I painted a purdy picture for my room. It is white flowers, and green leaves, all crazy-like. And it is entitled: "Sarah is a Bitchwhore." Becasue everything Art Club-related must be titled "Sarah is a Bitchwhore." And Krista painted corn on the cob. And it's called "Sarah is a Bitchwhore."
My dad just called my over and is like, "What time are you coming home from school tomorrow, so I can take you guys to the concert?" And I was all, "Um... 3:30?" Then he's all "Well, I hope you guys have a good time. Can you order a pizza?" Aaaah! He always guilts me into ordering pizza. I hate it. Talking to strangers on the phone is scary. Especially pizza-delivery-guys, because you know what always happens to the little girls who order pizza on those made-for-tv movies that they play on the Lifetime channel? ... Yeah, they get the shit raped out of them! Wonderful. Well, I gotta go pick up pizza/get raped. I'll update probably on Saturday after the amazing ass-shaking. Mmmmm... I'm out.
- Thursday, December 2, 2004 | 06:13 p.m. -
It's all christmassy and BEEE-UTIFUL!