- Sunday, October 16, 2005 | 03:51 p.m.
So all day I have to write this paper for AP Humanities... it 10 pages long. I already wrote 6, so I'm ahead of the game. or something like that. Anyway... I've been bored out of my mind and been eating too much, and napping too much as well. I need to do something productive... so I'm thinking maybe I can finish my paper and DDR for like 2 hours later. Mmm... DDR. So fun.
OK: the swim team sleepover was realy fun last night. White Chicks is a really funny movie, I can't believe I've never seen it before last night. We just chilled around Allies basement and hung out.
OK, so we were really bored last night so we Googled Coach Nicole and this came up: Lesbian Hot Tub Scene
Just click it!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
We all pretty much peed out pants laughing... I don't even wanna know what's goin down in that pic. dude.
OK, so anyway, I really should get crackin on that paper. or not. whatever.
- Saturday, October 15, 2005 | 05:34 p.m.
I got into college today. Yay! I got my first acceptance letter from Purdue today, and it made me really happy! Woohoo.
So Keith Urban in 48 days... or 6 weeks and 6 days if you're counting - which I AM! It'll be pretty sweet. Mmmm... Keith!
I've been on line since 1:30 telling myself that I have to write this AP Humanities paper, which is due Monday... and I have 9 pages to go. But no matter how much time I spend on the computer, it will not get done. I can't take it anymore.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allright, off to the swim team sleepover. I'm out.
- Monday, October 10, 2005 | 11:17 a.m.
Ok, so its been a busy time since I've updated... senior year has been busier thatn I planned. Um... Coach Nilfuck called me 'hun' today and then she tried to swat a "bug" off my chest. Fucking pervert. OH, and my mommy said that if I applied to Mizzou, I could go see KEITH when we visited! Its December 2, and I'm so fucking excited! YAAAY!
My life will officially begin in 2 weeks when the torture will stop! I'm out!
- Tuesday, August 23, 2005 | 08:23 p.m.
Ok, so this week has been shit. School's not so bad the second day around, but just the thought of swimming makes everything even worse. Fuck it - that's what I say.
SO yesterday I was talking with Lindsey after school at her locker and we were discussing The Bitch, and Linds goes:
She is just fucked in the head!
Amen to that. Couldn't have said it better myself. OK, then The Bitch was OUT OF CONTROL at practice. So we had to try the new suits on over our suits for some reason, and I was in the office with Allie and Linds (and we were stalling as usual) and all of a sudden the Bitch comes in and was like, "Kelly! Put your suit on!" and I was all... "Yeah, just a sec. can I go in the lockerroom and do it?" and she (he?) just looks at me and goes
No. Just do it here right in the office!
Awwww shit!! No way was I going to strip down for that insane lesbo... so I just put HALf of the suit on and I was so uncomfortable with her WATCHING me do this. It was freakin weird!
So today in Physics, me and Maggie were lab partners, and part of our lab was to measure the length of this index card that she gave us. So everyone was gettin out the rulers, and Maggie just looks at me and goes, "Wait. This is a 3 by 5 index card..." And Mrs. Russ heard and she was like, "uh... well, do it in centimeters!" It was hysterical. I mean I heard her class was easy and all, but c'mon!
OK, funniest thing happened at practice today! So we were doing 200's and they were really fast and they sucked so bad. And there was this freshman Meghan leading the lane and then me and Mary - my slacker friend. So all of a sudden in the middle of the 200 set, Mary goes to Meghan:
Hey, Meghan... I'll pay you $1 if you only do a 150.IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER! I managed to swim one lap and then choked on pool water cause I was laughing so hard. I mean think about it, we've gotten so lazy and desperate that we'll pay a freshman to swim 2 less laps and to give us more rest.
Let's say it all together: SLACKERS
Oh man... and then Meghan SWAM the whole thing, and Mary goes:
Meghan, not only did you lose the dollar. You lost my respect.I LOVE MY LANE!
...so I'm supposed to be checking my math homework now... so I gotta run befoer the parents see. I'm out.
- Saturday, August 20, 2005 | 12:31 p.m.
Hahaha... BSB concert last night was the BEST concert (besides Keith, of course!) that I've ever been to! I didn't think that it was going to be so much fun, but it was awesome!!! I'll put the pics up later if I feel like it, ...same for Coldplay, but for now, I'll just say that it was an experience and a half. Ho-ie was the SHIT! And Nick was drunk as hell. Fucking hilarious...
Anyway... I'll update with that entry later... but for now I gotta talk about the hell that is swimming. Ha, so the Bitch came up to me today and said that it was my choice to be on Varsity or JV, so I told her that I'd think about it when I swim. Then later I told her that I wanted to be on JV cause c'mon, like I'd really do morning practices. Heh. And then I asked her if I could do dryland and study hall with the JV people (like Linds) and she said YES! Fucking idiot! I ditched study hall and dryland practically EVERY DAY last year, and she knew, and I got in a ton of trouble. But she let me do it again this year. YES! Hahahaha!!!
Well... I'm real hungry and tired from swimming, but I gotta say one thing about this thing I found. OK, if you go to Yahoo and then go to Music... you can make this personilized radio station. Its so cool! I'm just sitting here listening to it and I get Keith, Gretchen, Damien Rice, Long-View, Kenny, and anyone else I want on it. Its so cool, and it also plays songs that it thinks you'll like based on what you listen to... I'm so fascinated! Anyway, I'm out for now.
- Thursday, August 11, 2005 | 02:53 p.m.
All right - where to begin...
Six flgs was awesome. We took advantage of Kristen and used her cripple pass to we could get fast tickets into the rides. It truely was awesome. Superman was pretty cool too. Yay!
Then I saw Allie and Kristen on my visit to Michigan State, which was an OK campas.
Hahah... Monday night me and Allie went over to Becky's house and we met these crazy French foreign exchange students, and we decided to play Strip Catch Phrase... So I made a contract with the foreign guys that said:
Foto with us = naked in Becky's poolit made no sense either... but i bet the picture turned out great...
for Kelly and Becky to be naked on the week
Keith tickets were supposed to go on sale today... but for some odd reason, hje must have rescheduled his show.. cause the Chicago dates have been temporarily posponed.... FUCK! I was so upset when I found out, that I had to go Personal Emmergency Shopping. The damage was not pretty - two pairs of jeans, a shirt, and a skirt. At Marshal Fields... there goes my babysitting money for a whole week.
But it turned out to be a good thing, cause this morning out power went out, and I wouldn't have been able to get ticets anyway... plus the public sale is this Saturday, and if I were to get Keith tix then, then the Death Cab tix would probably be sold out and there would be none left for me & Ashley. So it turned out Ok... as long as it gets rescheduled soon.
tomorrow is my last day of babysitting. yay. then saturday me, Linds, Kristen and Steph are going to see Coldplay up in alpine Valley. Fun trip that will be... GOD PUT A SMILE UPON YOUR FACE! Best song ever.
then Monday the fucking bullshit that is swimming starts. Fuck.
I miss LOST and ALIAS, I want them to come back soon.
Well... so much for my ramblings... I'm out.
- Monday, August 1, 2005 | 05:39 p.m.
Ew. Swimming in two weeks. SICK. SICK!!!!! Why, God, WHY????!!!???
Saturday, me, Allie and Kristen went to go see Cinderella Man. It was bullshit. Moving on. Then we went to Starbucks! Yay! It was fantastic. Then we went to Baskin Robbins/Dunkin Donuts to weet up with Becky! Then we all went back to Allie's house cause Dunkan Donuts was closed... and we read notes and had good times. And Allie made a 'Keith Urban' page in her scrap book. Yay!
So me and Kristen wrote Allie this hilarious note to put in her note box! It was like
hey... remember the canoe?
sailing sucks
TONY!!
DDR Parties!
Heh. Tony! What a great story. Allie's such a perv... older men... what?
So tomorrow, me, Allie, Kristen and (maybe Kath) are going to Six Flags! Yaaaaaay! But I have to work a little first, and then I'm meeting everyone there and it's gunna be awesome.
Then after we're going to have a SLEEPOVER! Yaaaaaaay! With dancing and candy and movies and no sleep. I'm so excited!
So last night my mom really wanted to go see The Wedding Crashers. Hahahaha, WILL's in it. Oh, I miss Will. It was SO FUNNY, except there was nudity, so it was a little awkward to see it with my mom... but it was real funny.
Anyway, I gotta go cause my mom's bein a spaz
You fucking lazy-ass. What the fuck are you on the computer for you fucking bitch! Fuck you and pick up the fucking clothes off your fucking floor! People like you aren't going to succeed you stupid fucker. You'll really be up the fucking creek.
And, sadly that was just typed word-for-word. No wonder why I need to get out of the house once and a while.
- Sunday, July 31, 2005 | 01:25 p.m.
Alrighty, so it was the BEST WEEKEND EVER! In between Keith, boating accidents, and large cows, we had tons of fun.
It started out on Thursday when Allie, Kristen and Lindsey came over so we could drive 2 and a half hours up to Twin Lakes, WI for Country Thunder.
After a very long drive we got to the main parking lot. This lot was right next to the trailer park where the insane people (someday me!) camped out for the whole 5 days!
And as you can see most people started drinking at 2 in the afternoon...
Then finally we pitched down our blankets and waited for Keith to come at 9:30. We saw Miranda Lambert, Julie Roberts, and Darryl Worley, and we sat there like idiots:
so. serious.
Then after like 7 hours of waiting and no funnel cake (line was rediculous!) KEITH CAME ON!
He came out with the usual Days Go By, Better Life, and Raining on Sunday. Then followed by You're My Better Half, and Making Memories of Us.
Hahaha, during Making Memories of Us some drunk person behind us screamed out "Is this the cat song?" TAKE YOUR CAT AND LEAVE MY SWEATER! To me and Lindsey's amazement other people find that funny too.
Then he played Free Fallin', (and finally!) You'll Think of Me, Somebody Like You, and during Tonight I Wanna Cry he played the piano!
Then he came bac with his encore of Where the Blacktop Ends, Who Wouldn't Wanna Be Me, and These Are the Days.
Heeeeeee. Urbanass.
The concert was awesome. The only thing was that there were over 75,000 people there and we had lawn seats, so we couldn't hear him very well. But he was still gorgeous. As always.
Oh, and somewhere in the middle of the concert he just sat on the ground, for like a minute, and just sat and watched the crowd. It was hilarious.
Well, after the concert got out at 11:30-ish we attampted to find the car. But we went in the wrong parking area... so it wasn't there. And we had to make poor Kristen walk for a long time with her ACL-cast thing. And it was really muddy, too. Gross. But when we finally found the car, we realized that no one was leaving the paring lot cause it was so crowded... so we got out our lawn chairs and set them out side the car and we sat and talked for two hours. Then we went in the car and took funny pictures because we were so tired and we had nothing to do.
such gangstas.
Hahaha, Lindsey looks like and idiot.
Well, everyone looked like an idiot cause we were all so tired.
Then finally at 1:30 in the morning we got out of the paring lot and it was still another 4 hours to my cottage. We got there at 5:30... and the sun was coming up. So instead of sleeping we decided to play a little Catch Phrase. But then we had to stop and decided that it was a good idea to go to bed for a few hours.
When we woke up, we went fishing in the lake (with crackers and nets) and after breakfast we went out in the canoe:
and the kayak:
... I am wearing shorts in that picture...
And we just sat there in the middle of the lake and chatted for a bit:
And then we decided to go back to the cottage and put on our suits and go swim in the middle of the lake.
Alright - the it got a little messy. Lindsey was in the kayak, and me, Kristen and Allie were in the canoe. When we got out to the middle of the lake we decided it was a good idea to jump from the canoe into the kayak, into the lake. So Allie made it in the lake... but then when I was in the kayak, I fell backwards into the canoe instead of the lake, therefore tipping both the kayak and the canoe.
Now we had problems: Kristen who wasn't supposed to get her leg wet, was there floating in the water... and the oars and lifejakets and all our belongings were floating about in the lake... and we couldn't bail any of the boats out.. and it was a mess. So me and Allie decided to kick the kayak back to shore (through seaweed!) and bail it out there, and I paddled back out to the lake where I towed Linds and Kristen (who were holding on to the canoe) back into shore. It took about an hour. It sure was a good thing that we were all swimmers! Aw man... as bad as that seemed at the time, it was still really funny.
Then later after drying off and having dinner we played around wih fireworks and made like 578475092 s'mores each. And played with goggles too...
Then Lindsey's dad came to pick her up, and we all went to bed really early. The next day we went to the county fair and saw some cool cows:
And then it stated to rain, so we went back and just hung around and read our various books for the rest of the day until dinner where we went to some bar with a awesome jukebox (yeah! Enrique!) and played pool. The next day was Sunday, and after laying out in the sun for a while, we drove on back home and ended the wonderful weekend.
It was so awesome. My first out-of-state Keith concert was a success and my friends all had a really good time. :)
- Sunday, July 24, 2005 | 08:49 p.m.
Wooooah. LONG weekend. First of all... omg... KEITH! FOR THE THIRD TIME. He was fabulous. Mmmmm... Ok, I'll update my AWESOME weekend with pics later but first of all, I was just on keithurban.net and I joined the fan club ( to get pre-sale tix for October) and I was browsing through the merchandise... and I saw this:
..and it was titled
CAT & SWEATER TEE
See!?!?!??!?! ITS TAKE YOUR CAT AND LEAVE MY SWEATER! I HAAAAAD TO GET IT. OOOOOMG. HILAR! I'm so excited.
- Thursday, July 14, 2005 | 05:59 p.m.
I've had no human contact for, like, a week! I've been babysitting pretty muich everyday plus most of my friends are out of town... that'll be my excuse. Me and Allie took a nice little SBsquared trip today. Mmmmm... then I did nothing else. And then I have to babysit tomorrow. EARLY. Meh. But I'm saving up for a new cell phone. Actually, I have enough money, but I want a new one cause I'm sick of the ghetto. Aaaah!
- Monday, July 11, 2005 | 12:37 p.m.
Hahaha, so last night just for fun, I submitted all my haiku's to FictionPress.Net. And in, like, 10 minutes, I got a ton of reviews on them. So I'll just post the link here.
READ My HAIKU'S!!
Oh, and if you read them. Please press the little review button in the bottom left hand corner. Tell me you love me. Whatever.
- Sunday, July 10, 2005 | 03:12 p.m.
Oh, its been awhile. I like my pretty new lay-out. It makes me happy. VERY happy. Especially all the words, cause they're from (one of) my favorite Keith songs - "You (Or Somebody Like You)". Download it. Its fantastic.
So what have I done... let's see.
OK, 4th of July weekend... Friday we drove on up to Wisconsin and when we got there we had a bonfire. That was fun. Then Saturday my aunt joined us for the weekend, and me, her, and my mom went flea marketing, and I got
THE COOLEST PAIR OF COWBOY BOOTS KNOWN TO MAN!
Seriously. They are that cool! They're real leather, and they fit perfectly. They're light brown and have cool designs on the sides. Oh, and they were only $1.50! Definitly was the buy of the weekend. Then later, since it was my mom's b-day on Sunday, my unt and I decided to make a Wal-Mart trip to get her presents. We got her all kinds of clothes and jewelry and provisions for campfire s'mores. I love WalMart! Then that night we went to see the Oxford fireworks. And I wore my boots. And they were awesome.
I didn't do much else the rest of the weekend. On Monday I drove home with my aunt in the morning (and since now she's a Keith Urban convert) we listened to my old-school Keith CDs the whole way home.
Tuesday I was very angry at my mom cause she was goin all psycho on me about colleges, so I decided that it would be nice to run away for a bit. I called Kristen and we met up at SBsquared and chatted and caught up. Ha! She met an owl form HARRY POTTER in Utah!! The one that runs into the window. I saw the picture yesterday and it was hilarious.
Then after I didn't feel much like coming home. So I went to 75th and LemonT to see what was there. Ashley was working at Best Buy, so I decided that since I babysat, I could spend my money so I bought the 2nd season of Reno! 911. Then I went to Old Navy and TJMaxx. Then I went to Marshall's and I saw this REAL CUTE jean skirt. So I being it up to the register, and the people in front of me bought like $350 worth of shoes. So I had to wait a long time, but the casheer finally took my money for the skirt, but then the censors went off cause the casheer forgot to take off some security thing off the other peoples shoes. So when he was done, he's like, "Its $13." So I gave him the money and he's like, "Here's you shirt... Wait a sec..."
HE GAVE IT TO THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME BY MISTAKE! What an idiot! So I got my money back and I was real pissed, so I left and continued my angry shopping spree.
Wednesday after babysitting, I took Lindsey to see Alison Krauss & Union Station @ Ravinia for her b-day. It took, like, forever to get there but we followed this car for a half hour, in hopes they were going too. I think after a while, they knew we were following them, so they turned around in an alley so we would lose them. Assholes. But we eventually found parking, and then had to take a Pace Bus to get to the actual pavilion. the ocncert completely sold out (much to our surprise), so thankfully I got pavilion tickets in advance. Our seats were pretty good, and we got there just in time for her to come on stage. Alison Krauss has an amazing voice... but she's a VERY strange person. All of a sudden when she was talking she'd go into these really strange voices and start making wierd noises. For about 5 minutes she spent talking about her "home of toilet paper." I don't think I understood a single thing she said, but much to my surprise it was the funniest thing that happened that night. She started talking about bird hunting (?) and she started to make all these beird sounds: PEEP, Squack, ChEEP, GOBBLE... and the list goes on. A LOT LONGER. It was HILARIOUS!
Well, when she wasn't being wierd, she sang a lot of her songs from her new CD. The thing I was amazed at was that her voice is EXACTLY the same in person as it is on the radio. It's so pretty, she definitly has the prettiest singing voice, like, ever. Oh, and one of the guys in her band is the guy who sings the voice-over for George Cloony in O Brother Where Art Thou, so he sang the "I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow" song from the movie and it was really funny. I like that song!
She sang for about two hours, and it was a really good concert. I really liked a lot of the instrumental stuff she did too. The only disappointing thing was that she didn't play my favorite song "Let Me Touch You For Awhile" and she didn't play Lindsey's favorite song "Crazy As Me", but other than that, she was awesome.
Thursday was Lindsey's actual b-day, so me, her, Kath, Kristen and Allie went to Oak Brook for lunch. We all got appetizers and they were really good. Hahaha... quote of the day.
Kristen - "Do bunnies lay eggs?"
Then we went back to Linds's and we saw a cat fight between two cats. Heh.
Friday I called Ashley and we went to Woodfield. I got two real cute tanks at Express, and a reallt cute wallet for my moneys. And I had Jamba Juice. Mmmmmmm.... Oh, an Ashley quote of the day as well
"Wow, this is like the ultimate song for pedifile if I'd ever heard one!"
(in regards to the song "Candy Shop")
Ha. Little Jimmy's song. Good times.
Wow, this is a really long entry, but anyway yesterday me and Allie went to go visit Kristen cause she got knee surgery, and we decided to be nice friends. I saw the knee machine. Its AWESOME! I wanna try it soon. And I saw the owl picture. Then later I babysat and I made moneys. YAY! Then when I got home at 11, I went to Jewel and bought mints. Mmmmmm. It's a real bad addiction. I just can't stop.
Yeah, so today Just hanging out and doing nothing. Just downloading. And listening to music and CHANGING MY SITE. YAY! Anyway, I've been typing for a long time, so I need to go now cause my fingers hurt. I'm out.
- Wednesday, June 29, 2005 | 08:09 p.m.
Ew: 8 hours of babysitting. Yay: $80. So it all balances out.
Let's seeeeeee.... Oh yeah. Monday after mad hours of babysittitng I went on over to Kath's pool and chatted with Linds and Alex who were also there. Then we had tacos! With beans! I LOVE BEANS! Seriously.
Oooooh, yesterday was awesome! Me, Linds, Kristen and Kath took the choo-choo downtown to SHOP! But then we didn't shop, so we went to the Taste. Yummm! We had fried pigeon and chipmunk on a stick. Mmmmmm... not really, but we did eat perogies (sp?) and BBQ chicken pizza and FUDGE, FUDGE, FUDGEY-FUDGE FUDGE! Yaaaaay! And then we walked 578430752 miles and saw a hypo-alrgentic seeing-eye dog. Heh. Fun. Then we played Uno. And me & Kristen jammed to "Somebody Like You" Yaaay.
I like the new Sugarland song. Yes, I just thought about what I said, slapped myself and I still like it. I dunno why. Its good. Download "Something More" Just do it.
Ok, I'm gunna go now. Byebye.