Take off my panties
The trolls are on patrol... and logging is enabled. Mmmm, baby, squeeze my cushions some more.
Hey, it's, uh, um... difficult to describe. Whilst your're puzzling over that one, if you fancy another challenge, then listen to Thee Michelle Gun Elephant and try to work out the lyrics. (Note: this is only a challenge if you don't speak Japanese.)
So, hi again bloggers, and it's time for everybody's favourite interval, the LystWorthy Fun with Senators Hour! Today's headline senior is Orrin Hatch, who warns us about the ever-present danger posed by those filthy hopheads. Once you've got your fill of that, lighten up a little by playing Join the Dots with Jesse Helms!
Talking of dope fiends, you'll probably find them on the international dope trail, which includes such landmarks as a London head shop and the world's biggest Buddha. (How do you know if somebody's a drug fiend? They make pages like this. YOU WILL DANCE, DOK-TOR!)
Finally, tech talk. Please wait; defragmenting your hard drive. ... Oops, that wasn't meant to happen. You are insured, right? Ah, thank goodness you're using a Toshiba. Actually, you should buy an Atari 2600 - so you can play DOOM! And talking of 2600 - ch3c|< m4 l33t h4x0r1ng ph1l3z y0.
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- R.
Better callipygian than dasypygal
Ever at a loss to describe your biggest turn-on? Not any more. Or if you just want to be able to bandy around words like jocker, spintry or (my favorite) lobcock. (You can also indulge your ylophilia if you're so inclined.) We have to add, though, that we think people with soceraphilia must be really weird. Although we always welcome correspondence from attractive young female scelerophiliacs. (D'you think Bill Clinton gets laliophilia?)
Johnny Five is alive!
Well, not quite Johnny Five (in fact it looks more like Gizmo), but Kismet is a robot head that can display various different emotions as responses to stimuli. I want one. Then again, I'm a bit tight on budget, so I think I'll get myself an I-Cybie (the cut-price AIBO). And whilst I'm waiting for it to arrive, I'll make myself a few Talking Heads and send them out into the world.
Oh yeah, what d'you think of the new look? - R.
Miracle on Ice...for some
...but not others. The USA Hockey Team's 1980 Olympic
victory over the Soviets was pretty cool to this observer back when it happened; unfortunately, it came partially at the expense of one of my favorite all-time goalies,
Vladislav Tretiak. (It should be noted that he only played the first period before being pulled, so the gamewinner wasn't scored on him.) Does he still think about that game? "Every day." He's still The Man, tho, with an otherwise rock-solid career and Tretiak Goalie School. And here's
more goalie stuff 'cause you can never get enough...
Seek truth in the Codex
Rep here again - Slack flows. Just now my tireless researches for you, the LystWorthy reader, uncovered a page about the Codex Seraphinianus, which I'm lucky enough to own a copy of. It's pretty difficult to describe what Luigi Serafini was trying to say, so you might as well see for yourself. If you like that, then perhaps you should try decoding the Voynich Manuscript or other manuscripts.
Po-rahng tsen! We interrupt this weblog to inform you that we support the cause of Tibet. Thank you. Oh, by the way, tashi losar.
We are gathered here today to commemmorate the enormous shoes of...
Yes, the annual Grimaldi Service has taken place again in London, and many clowns have paid their respects to the red-nosed-wide-trousered-rainbow-bewigged ones of the past. It makes you wonder: what kind of somber outfit do you wear to a clown service?
Non-sequitur of the moment: prepare yourself now for the future of business tomorrow today! I wouldn't normally mention a site like that here - in fact, I've hardly looked at it, I think they do video presentations - but I keep hearing an advert for it on WRNR Progressive 103.1, which has shot straight into the #1 position in my favorite radio stations list, even though RealAudio sound quality is, well, crap.
Now, talking of video presentations, I'd like to see one on Kate Moss. She might be thin but I (Rep) can't get enough o' her. Mmmm, waif.
Now, here at LystWorthy we like to burn our bridges when we come to them. But you ought to be careful what you burn. And, as we burn those bridges, we'll be merrily humming the new Lyst Anthem. If you're a little confused, well, it's a Lyst thing. Perhaps you ought to ask Jeeves about it.
If it's still not clear enough to you, you'll probably only understand it all if you spy on us. Lucky for our British readers, the British version of the NSA is recruiting.
Clawing back from the edge of oblivion
Yes, I, Replicant (no relation, but nice design), your co-conspirator, have returned, after a long LystWorthy absence, refreshed, renewed, and raring to go. Unfortunately, although I've come back, some much-loved people have gone away, including Charles Schulz, Lonesome Dave and Screamin' Jay Hawkins. They'll all be missed. (Need to talk about it? Why not write to Daria? She likes "different languages (other than German), different countries and culutures(sic)...and a lot more".)
In other news, FedEx munchkins give a new definition to high... all you need is glove... according to the British Barry McCaffrey "There's a myth that if we legalise a substance it would somehow take the illegality out of it"... official darkest electronic noise music found on the Internet.
Oh yeah... what did you ask me? Hmm, I see. Shamed by your English?
Blogging sucks!
In fact, it fucking sucks. Just like your browser and what free agency is doing to professional sports as we know them today...
heh. now you know the truth. Thusly armed, now go have fun with this one on your unsuspecting friends, whyntcha?
Back Again (now with borax!)
Blog burnout subsides. Lo, we post. Hark! Forsooth!
The rest is in the archives. Soon, this page becomes engorged and tumescent yet again with You Are Ells galore. Hey, it's showbiz.
Meantime, there are new exhibits at the Sheboygan Art Museum that should prove interesting (proof unavailable on demand)...
