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Sunday, November 10, 2002
12:17 a.m.
FAIRY TALE BEN could see that SASSY LERE was hungry so he reached into his MOOSE SACK and give him his SHWAZEA YETI TREAT. SASSY LERE was thankful for BEN's YETI TREAT, so he told BEN a very RAD story about Queen SALA's daughter JANE. How her mother, the SWITCHED-ON Queen SALA, kept her locked away in a TEMPLE protected by a gigantic YERMALINGA, because JANE was so STUPENDOUS. BEN CROWED. He vowed to SASSY LERE the EVIL DOER that he would save the STUPENDOUS JANE. He would LOVE the YERMALINGA, and take JANE far away from her eveil mother, the SWITCHED-ON Queen SALA, and SHTICK her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a SICK RAINING and SASSY LERE the EVIL DOER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic YERMALINGA from his story. SWITCHED-ON Queen SALA FLEW out from behind a ROTTING LOG and struck BEN dead. In the far off TEMPLE you could hear a CRICKI-CRICKI-CRICKI. THE END. Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
So... I am going to that camp tomorrow... choral camp... groan groan. I have so much work to do so I’d rather not... gaw... but yes, I got some new pajamas so at least I can show those puppies off... snicker. Very excited for super-d-duper media fest. That’ll be a switched on show!
I had a late Jazz rehersal tonight, but I was supposed to have gone shopping for the rest of my Halloween costume with Christine. Well, it’s a very good thing I love jazz choir so much. We worked on a lot tonight. I watched a recording of our performance at last weeks pep rally, we did okay. The balance was a bit off but other than that for a gym performance (gym=worst acoustics on earth) it was not bad. Tonight we started some of my favorite jazz vocal pieces ever! I am happy happy happy with our songs this year!!! I guess I am even looking forward to the camp next week... sigh.
If I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Pyotr Chaikovsky. I AM the Real Chaikovsky! Considered by most Westerners to be the greatest Russian composer of all, most late 19th Century Russians think I'm actually too Westernized in my musical tendencies. Despite this criticism, as well as the flak I had to take for my preference of Y-chromosomes, my ballets "The Nutcracker" and "Swan Lake" are upheld as among the greatest and most popular pieces of all time. Who would you be? Dead Russian Composer Personality Test
It’s like they are swimming in milk. God, it’s milk! But it’s like the hover craft’s milk, tainted and disgusting and false.
nce upon a time there has a young NICE NICER named BEN. He was SADLY SLAPPING in the EVIL forest when he met SASSY LERE, a run-away EVIL DOER from the SWITCHED-ON Queen SALA.
It is just me... or did that sound really perverse? ewww!
• I am pretty tired.
• Today I found better glasses then the two pairs I decided on earlier this week so I got that pair instead. They are too sassy to pass up.
• I helped Wade make wanton soup tonight, it turned out good. We also had green onion cakes and spring rolls. This was all for my mum’s birthday.
• I am not sure why I am writing in point form...
• Last night was Mediafest awards; I got one and an honorable mention and something else that is embarrassing.
• I work tomorrow.
• Mike is a genius, his films are great.
• Fuck crap nipple I am pissed of at stuff right now. Nothing related to anything above though.
• I hate getting up early when I don’t have to but I have to because fucking buses take too long and I suck. I hate swearing. Grrrrrrr to this! Grrr!
Music: St. James Infirmary Blues... unknown man who is sexy..
Tuesday, November 5, 2002
10:42 p.m. You are 43% geek 
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.
You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!
Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!
You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.
Yeah, well... I am back, but I am tired. But I thought this was a switched on quiz so I took it. I thought I would be more of a nerd... haaammm ha ha... good times.
Music: Hello Operator... White Stripes.
Sunday, November 3, 2002
10:26 p.m.
This is my black flet pen doodle from social class a few days ago. Dig that loving big brother communist robot!(left bottom corner with shooting star) Russian made! And in total red, I assure you!
Yeah, so this last week has been very busy. Had lots of work, finished my painting, Halloween was kind of sad but good at the same time, ect. On Friday I went shopping for a bit with Kim. I got the spider man DVD, Rufus Wainwright CD, perfume, gifts, and spider man Pez dispenser. The DVD is okay, there are not too many good things on the second disk, no deleted scenes, i wanted deleted scenes. But I am glad to have it, great great movie.
Hey, speaking of spiderman... I feel that there has not been nearly enough senseless perversion on this blog, thus here you have it...
Music: California... Rufus Wainwright...
Monday, October 28, 2002
09:55 p.m.
My parents are watching House on Haunted Hill right now. The show scared the hell out of me. I went to see it in the theater when it came out. After that, for about three weeks I was extremely paranoid. But then I went and saw it again and I was fine. It’s just so graphic, and I’m not talking about blood and junk, that way it was filmed and the simple effects they use in it...shiver... that part where the guy looks into the monitor and the ghost does that freaky shudder thing... gah!
Did some more work for media fest today, blah blah blah. Last night I did an oekaki for the first time in a while. I work tomorrow night, and the next night I have to figure out an alternate day to go to Sister Mary Ignatius (A play). I don’t know what I am doing for Halloween yet either. I want to do something; I value Halloween more than Christmas after all. Also, there’s that essay due in two days... Grrr...horrible age... seventeen. I wish I was 7 again.
Music: The Millionaire Waltz... Queen.
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
11:33 p.m. 
Yesh, they were the first two ballets I ever saw. I was 5 years old when I saw the nutcracker with my Baba, and then later that same year I saw Swan Lake with my mum. Aww...memory lane...
Work was long and slow tonight. But I got to build a giant desk calendar pyramid so that was okay. Also, I found out today that administration is not allowing us to distribute our paper because of a article in it. Wow, for an art school we really have freedom of expression, huh? But then on the other side, the article was probably pretty long winded… who knows. Maybe we should just white out the article and then distribute the paper. (yes, I know that would take forever but maybe it would prove a point.) Then on the white out we could right something along the lines of: “Ask administration why you can’t read this article.”. Fuck, whatever. It just seems like a god damned waste.
A former student of Vic came to animation class today. I guess he just graduated from Vancouver Film School... He made me really excited. He told us of the wonders of a school open24 hours a day, and lofts, and things that make me excited. Yes, excited.
But I have stuff to do now, so I must do it.
Music: Remembrance of the first time of my life... Compostella...
Monday, October 21, 2002
10:59 p.m.
I REALLY need to clean my fish tank. I keep promising them, but I just end up doing other work. Please don’t die, I love you. Please don’t leave me to go to your mother’s, I need you.
Got a pair of fancy socks today, they are nice. I could not finish my tootsie pop without biting. I want to say something though… Who the hell licks a tootsie pop anyways? People don’t lick pops, they suck them. People who lick pops are abnormal.
Kim: Buyo Ralph! ZZ for short!
I wonder what the man must have thought.
Dear Colleen… thank you! My mum told me you phoned. You are great. Not only did you lend me your fab shoes today but you also saved all of my text books from certain doom! I cannot stress how greatful I am! Ack!
Yes, today was strange country. Yeah. I worked on my painting, and I bought a new journal for art.
Yeah, I am pretty incompetent when it comes to html...this is supposed to have a few more things on it; but I suck so it doesn’t. Ar, me cabbage!
test test test
layout by Jordyn...top image by Jordyn...I can sue my gawd darned self!
As I got into the Car after work my mother says to me, “What’s so interesting that that man had to crane his neck over your shoulder to see?”
Ha ha ha. Today I am very conservative. Parka, groomed hair, super glasses (the type super heroes wear to disguise them selves...brown if you must know), collard shit, ect. Bookie, yes. Slightly innocent, perhaps. Anyways, I march up to the till and plop down my books, talking and smiling all along. I got Jane’s Guns Recognition Guide, several folders, and on a whim, the most evil men and women in history. But I suppose it must have been a strange combination. I got the recognition guide for Doujisoup research. But yeah, everyone in the world is super paranoid right now… no wonder he was giving me the steel eyed wonder. I think it’s neat though, breaking stereotypes and all. I probably do not make any sense, in my own mind I do.
Anywho, work went nicely today; which was good seeing as last night I decided to stick around until after Christmas. Oy vey! I have a lot of homework to do, argh argh argh. Most of it is art and animation. But that can wait for now... my mum is making some sort of squash soup and Walking with Prehistoric animals is on the tube! Excited because mum bought special French bowls for this soup and amazed at how detailed the Tittilasaurus is.
Music: 3rd Planet...Modest Mouse.
Thursday, October 17, 2002
11:59 p.m.
Yes well, I guess while I am waiting for my laundry to go through I can talk about something...
While buying myself supper tonight I felt for the first time (definitely not the last) actual dependence on money. I fully understand what my parents always yelled at me for... “You don’t know the value of a dime”. Ho boy, do I ever now. It takes me 3 hours of work to make 20 dollars. I wish money grew on trees, kids, I really do. Now I am stuck in the, “I want to have money but I also want good marks and health” stage. “Oh god, let there be money in that account” dread...
Anyways there is a point to this; I’m totally into this star wars cook book I shelved tonight. I am not even a super Star Wars fan, but this... jeeeeeze! A recipe to make “Hoth chocolate”! Never again will I have the ability to spend my money for leisure (not until my student loans are paid off anyways...about 80 years from now), and I have never owned my own cook book.... So...I guess that’ll be 4 hours and 44 minutes plus tax.
Today in school I dissected an eyeball! It was the greatest. Oh that moment of pure joy when I plunged the scalpel into the Aqueous Humour... sheer delight. I really enjoy bio 30. Oy, except for today when I was scrambling to finish homework that I didn’t even need to hand in. Thank you Steve Thank you Heather Thank you Kailey... I hope I wasn’t too annoying while asking you for you science skills. Even though I didn’t even have to hand it in... jhgkhgfskghdfkhgsfkhgf!
So, I have homework to do right now but I think I’ll go to bed instead.
Music: Love Rollercoaster... Red hot Chilly Peppers…
Wednesday, October 16, 2002
08:37 p.m.
But…
I brought my “Zora Link” action figure to school to show Hailey. He is so very sexy.
yeah well, I found out that Juu was looking for men in skirts!!1 or something like that... I’m not sure of the whole story... but...
This one is for Juu!
I put the sea background to make it “authentic”... notice the adhesive strip.... such sluts!
from the back now, don't the muscles blow your mind?!
love love love love love.
Canti and Zora-Link!
Music: The Debt Collector ...Blur
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
01:23 a.m.
This new layout was to be me paying homage to my accordion. But to do that it needs to be great, so I’ll wait a while.
Another thing I should say... what's with the pinks? My personal color is red, so.... this must be what happens when I eat weird stuffing. And believe me... that stuffing was frickin' weird.
The weekend went by in a flash. Thanksgiving was uh… neat. It was a treat to sleep past eight o’clock. Yeah, lots else but I am not sure what I can say. Grammer!
Anyways, here are some images. I am a freak. I wont tell what the ones with me are, tee hee hee... maybe you’ll find out... Tee hee hee...It’s really scares me to see my mug without glasses. My glasses make my eyes really small, ha ha ha. Yeah, Sad faces amplified with red... tee hee hee. Seagulls ha ha! Bloody fog people! Get offa me you zombie tossers!
Music: A Taste of Honey... Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Band...
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
01:09 a.m.
