the dark cow of mystery
-LINKS- -ARCHIVE-ADVICE- Jojo is a cooperate effort between me and, well, me. It usually amuses, often offends, and strives to reshape the world into a more reasonable place, where both ramen and bubble wrap are cheap and plentiful. -MIKE!-BOB!-PITAS- -WRITE-	Candied Yams and Deviled Eggs Ah, Thanksgiving. A time to reflect upon what we have, give thanks for what we value, and a time to get fat and fall asleep in front of the television. Yeah! My family watched "Hook" during dinner instead of talking. It wasn't that bad until my sister complained that she didn't get seconds on sparkling "cider". I refilled her empty cup twice, and she didn't notice. She was so engrossed into the television as to not notice me get up and pore her drinks. She did, however, drink the glass empty each time. Apparently she's a optimist, because her cup is never empty:) It really truly sucks major ass to have a sinus infection. I can't leave the house and I have a hacking cough, so if i did leave, the masses would stay away from and shout Plague! or Anthrax!. It bites perverse monkeys. I hope im better by sunday, or else i'll never get my homework done:( Happy Travels!	"'The greastest victory is the battle not fought' 'Unless it's against bugs!'" "Speak for yourself, sir. I plan to live forever." "milk those chickens and pluck them cows I'm the one whose gonna fuck you now" "Wow, that's some good writing. It's emotional and it'll screw you over" "A fresh change of underwear is more valuable than gold" "You think being a Man in Black is all voodoo mind control? You should see the paperwork." "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" Love Need Not Be Lost To The Jackals
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