the dark cow of mystery
-LINKS- -ARCHIVE-ADVICE- Jojo is a cooperate effort between me and, well, me. It usually amuses, often offends, and strives to reshape the world into a more reasonable place, where both ramen and bubble wrap are cheap and plentiful. -MIKE!-BOB!-PITAS- -WRITE-	THe First of Many I found myself thinking about Jesus today. I understand that this is really unlike me, but oh fucking hell. Do you realise that Jesus has the hardest job of them all. He is the ultimate judge. He decides your future based on your past. No wonder everyone wants to walk with him. If i could give you life in prison, i'd bet you'd come and try to walk with me. Now someone once said that absolute power corrupts absolutely, and then it was repeat over and over as a mantra by the surpressed masses, and i think that it still holds true, even to Jesus. Ironically, many of these oppressed also used the "Our Father" as a mantra. It's just this sorta' compromise that amuses me greatly. To compromise absolutes is to destroy their value. A statue isn't worth much if the torso is removed so that it can fit under a ceiling. Please think about this	"'The greastest victory is the battle not fought' 'Unless it's against bugs!'" "the band reformed without me, though they got a different name" "milk those chickens and pluck them cows I'm the one whose gonna fuck you now" "Wow, that's some good writing. It's emotional and it'll screw you over" "A fresh change of underwear is more valuable than gold" Love Need Not Be Lost To The Jackals
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