The Dark Cow Of Mystery

cheeseandrice
"So this is hell. I thought there would be more trees."
I think my man russ found this page. oh well. Not like i was nockin' him, just his driving.
Also, there was some question about laserquest. They all go every friday at six, for three games, and anyone is invited
Lisa heads off to europe on Odin's day, so i may be sad for a week or two afterwards(boohoo:(}.
Sunday:

So, it's Sunday again.
todays mother's day. yeah.

I went to noon mass today. it was miserable, not counting the fact that i don't get anything from church, because it was first communion sunday, which, for you who don't know, is like superbowl sunday for the church. Actually, it's more like that game between two teams that really suck, but you have to go 'cus you have season tickets(and the scalpers won't take 'em). FUN:(....

Oh, yeah, i made an ass of my self last night. sorry to all parties involved, especially (here comes some flattery) the one who has those really cool glasses. Can't believe i missed those few words that held so much meaning. Three little words. And now another(or something like that).

Oh, yes, Fidel is making friends with asian countries. Bush hasn't said anywords(made up or otherwise). Tim McVeigh(sp?) is planning to appeal again after a technical error at the FBI. My shoes have a nice black shine. The I15 Project is almost done. The king is dead, long live the King.
Maybe i can find some way to piss off more people tommorrow(oh boy(I'm kidding)).

I made a wee boo-boo
So this is sunday, eh?

Sanity clarified it all for me. my second hand sources have been sacked, pillaged, beaten, oh, and heads have been blown out of cannons.

Speaking of heads being blown out of cannons, Black Adder is back. It's still in the first series (when he was a sniveling, faggy(oh you know this is the right word), bad hair cut, bastard prince)It's already onto the 4th episode, but that still leaves a few more to watch. Yeah!(yep, a honest to goodness enthusiastic "yeah!")!
So know that all the joyous crap is over with, it was my parents anniversary yesterday, and they were pissed off at me the entire day. They both yelled at me for being moody for the past week(what do they expect when i pull all nighters trying to study for "the test"? Oh yeah, and the were miffed that i was mad when they forgot to pick me up at 3:00 on thursday. Happy mothers day!!!!!!!!
Now that i've brought a tear to your eye, i'll give you a hanky...
till tommorrow, later today, or whenever i feel like updating this festering wound(a cow pox, one might say if one was of the sort of man to compare binary numbers to various diseases, although such a man most certainly is crazy, and we mustn't have crazies in society, so if you ever hear of one of the afformentioned gents(women can't possibly be this crazy(though one never knows...)), give em a swift kick in the arse, and maybe a shot of cow pox(or a really long look at this site). I love rambling. HeHoHa

the good, the bad, and the ugly
It's saturday. Yesterday i finally took the ap test for european history. I don't think i did well, and i'll be lucky to pass, but thats another story. Anyway, afterwards i went to Laserquest with Russet Potatoes, NickNageli(guess who he is),Alexthesnakeless(do you know where your corn snake is?),chris robinette, and several others not pertinent to this story. Russ, that spoiled bitch, was a prick during both games that i played, and he used his bulk and mass to pick on everyone, and then he rubbed it in our faces(too bad he thinks i'm just a spindly little nerd:). Then afterwards, we all went to Dee's(food) and took up two tables for an hour. About all russ said in that time was what a bad driver Nick is. funny thing is, nick is twice the driver russ is. Can't the prick just say that he's envious of nick's car and let that be it. oh fucking well.
Speaking of envy, ((for those of you how read what was here before)patrick's an ass, patrick's an ass...). hmm... this amuses me, because there is only room for gwen in my heart(ah gwen...)
Whilst on the topic, No doubts gonna be on King Of THe Hill. I might even watch it(not).

Oh yeah, the new layouts almost ready. yeah

The Futility of it All
Today I went to a scoutorama. whoop-dee-freegin-do. It was lamer that wetli's english class. That's sad.
I was gonna go to watch Layne's softball game, but since longer put that free dress day thing in place, she'd probably think i was there to get the free dress day, making it empty to her, and i wasn't about to go drive to john DIalredy to make it meaning full to me. oh wel(come to my hell) Hopefully the softball team won, so i can go watch next saturday. Cross your fingers (and any thing else you can cross(legaly, of course)).
Also, I dyed part of my hair green today at the initialy mentioned event. The short, pesky hairs are now crayola washable forest green. Hope fully i can get my scalp back to it's normal pasty white by monday.
Friday:(didn't have time to type it yesterday)
I find myself relying on others for thing that i should be doing myself more frequently of late. I haven't been doing my work, rather borrowing others, and i have become dependant on others to keep me sane. What's worse is that i am relying on those less stable/competent, creating a weak foundation for anything i do later this year.
Oh well. I saw the most disturbing thing during lunch. I was walking down the hall, and had the clever i.d. of trying to spook a friend. Normaly, she's a pair with another, but today i thought the other was preocuppied with something of longer importance. Anyway, i jumped out around the corner, and saw her being bitten by her sanity. I was mortified, so i retreated to the safety of the strangest of places, the library.(you, the parties mentioned, will receive the cleaning bill)

stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Hey yall. Anarchy is indefinite.
Speaking of social relationships, i'm getting drawn into the fight between the ass, lauren, fabby, andy vs. shonte and margaret. This is bad. I'm only hanging around margaret most of the day(besides her being my friend,even with what she's done to me personally), because no one should be left alone(unless thats what they want) in this world, because alone is darkness, and with darkness comes despair.
I don't even understand their fight.
Now that i have said that, fabby and all are stoking the fire.

Enough of that. Grrr finally updated his enlightened site. I also have finally memorized the lines to a mildly amusing song to whip out the next time I see him (every time i see him, he has a different song). mu-wha-ha-ha, the tables have turned...

Quiet Day
Today was a quiet day. I took a religion test instead of going to spivery's(i can see you{not you, the one behind you}) study thingy, which would have bored me to death any way. Also, i had a interesting conversation with bluecat, something to do with dentistry and shoes. then, the next period, i talked to the old codger, not my choice, and had an interesting conversation about religion, and the old standby, that rowdy Jesus dude. Still not convinced. I also signed up for an account with emote.org, so i can show yall my funky .gif.
Tommorrow, more utopian thought subliminaly implanted in shoes, and even a direct comparison of people to shoes.

Have you ever looked at a shoe?
Howdy yall! First let me say that what your wearing is wonderful. If your not wearing anything, well, NICE NIPPLES!!!!
Any way, as I was saying, shoes are amazing.
To begin, shoes come in all colors, sizes and brands, like people. Except, they are more tolerant than the average man(woman).They accept all sorts of abuse, showing wear over time(they aren't indestructible), yet never complaining. They traverse all sorts of muck, sink into mud of many sources, are covered with shyt, summerged in pools of filth, drawn on, cut, and repaired. They don't mind being put next to shoes of another sort. They don't care if they are covered in duck tape. I wish man was more like shoes.I wish i was a shoe(please don't skin me hannika)
Today, when i was returning from the dance studio(i take ballroom dance in school), and i was the first into the changing room(all they use it for is to put the shoes on and to take them off)and i saw my boots alone on the floor, sitting proudly, alone, yet happy. All the other shoes were on top off the counter, sitting smuggly, set askew, without order. I looked back and forth, between my boots, and their skater shoes(all boys in the class are trendy), and I was proud of my boots. Standing tall and proud. I love my boots.
I will write more on the topic at a later date.
Also today, Margaret(look in the archive(click the box)) and I made peace today, which brought up some strange timing issues, considering that she is in a huge fight with her little clique (something about a party and drinking cum from a mailbox(not joking).

Also, Caroline Stock asked me to go to Junior Prom. I think its pretty cool that she had the courage to do that. Also, i have no problem being asked to go by a girl because it is a Junior prom, and she's a junior. Now all i need is to find a Hundred plus dollars so i can rent a tux, buy dinner(mickey d's all the way), and get into the dance it's self. Oh well.

Shoe goethe on the foot
I was at home all day today, thinking in my room whilst listening to loud, violent music. During this time i came to several realisations(spelling?). First, I still have Camiel's ring on my pinkie(and i can't get it off). Second, religion sucks. Near as i can tell, all religion requires sacrifice and piety. I enjoy glutony and piety is for chumps, so religion isn't for me. Third, Evita is Evita, neither and object to be hated or beaten( okay, maybe with an ugly stick), but merely a thought to be pondered upon. Fourth(yes i thought a bit today), i need to treat people better. I patronize too many people(yet they don't try to stop me) everyday. Halve of my conversations are derogatory of the other's intellegence.Fifth, lizzy is a real person and(although she'd kill me for saying it) a woman. I treat her like a small child, and i don't give her credit for her thoughts on life. And number six on the big list of things that were thought about today,%%date%%, is i need to spend less time in my room thinking.
Also I think cat mentioned my page! Yeah! now if only some one would mention my name...

FryDay
Whatzzzz Up?
I stayed home from school today cuzz my dry socket hurt with the intensity of a short, balding vice principal. Yes, that much.
Anyway, the quest for Cat's E-mail continues. I just can't get the damn address(i'll bet that it was SATAN's doing) to work. That irritates me like some big irritating thing.
Also, today i found out that neither angelfire or geocities lets you store images on their server, so my amusing fighter hasn't been showing up. I'll try to fix that tonight while i tag my nwe page.
BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER, I WILL AVENGE YOU!!!