the dark cow of mysteryOh my God, there's there's powder in the powdered sugar!This entry and page are meant to reasure you about anthrax. I decided to do this because the news media is blowing this whole thing out of whack. Near about every story is about it or about the "war" in afgahnistan. At least the media calls it what it obviously is, hopefully they'll stop allegeing that the hijackers were terrorist soon too. Anyway, the average person is not imporant enough to try to kill with an envelope, maybe a box that goes tick, tick, tick, but not an envelope. Besides this has been a threat since at least 1990, where my memory clears from the mists of toddler hood into the fish-eyelenses of younger than young-adulthood. To begin, that white substance in your sugar packet is probalbly just sugar. The the white powder next to your coffee stirrer is probably just sugar. If you open an envelope and their is a white substance, don't panic. If the return address says something like "dead to america", you should probably laugh at the grammar. In any case, if you are concerned call your local fire department. Worrying only stresses your immune system, and being that the substance is probably soap, it would be needless worrying that could be spent in better persutes(you should save your worrying for that strand of hair that you found on your pillow or that ugly foot that you hide under your sock). This is all just common sense. Isn't that what helped form america? It is what we were founded on, so use it. Oh, yeah, don't dig up any dead cows and then definitely don't hump them. Dead cows sometimes have anthrax. In fact don't hump anything dead, it's just a risk that the average teenager is not ready to handle.
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