the dark cow of mystery:
The Tail of a Wannabe Highlander
Strange Little Girls I just read a review of Tori Amos's new cd. It's, as she characterizes it," how men say things and what a woman hears". I really like that strange little girls song from it, so i think i'll steal it from jen sparks(who has disturbingly large, muscular calves) when she get's it. Anyway, i thought about it and wondered why guy's never did that. Then i realised that a cd with what guy's hear girls say would be something like-- "i'm supergirl, and i like on top(insert varying levels of moaning) and i can see your package". Now i understand that not all men think like that, but then again, not all men look like philip niladshlhfghasdhosien. however, for the songs like "elly the elephant"(sp?), they all probalbly wouldn't sound too different, so maybe it might not be worth it. hmmm... I got my shag cut on saturday. The hairstylist didn't do what i wanted. to introduce my hair, it has been growing on the top half my head for at least the last six months, with the sides shaved. Last april or may, i had this really bad hairstylist who cut the sides too far up, throwing of the aesthetic balance of my head. I was tired of getting abuse from people because of it's appearance(it only looked like crap because the hairstylist fucked it up), so finally gave in and i went to the shearers. I got the same woman that fucked it up to begin with, a darkskinned past her prime but noone's told her by the name of teresa. I wanted a shorter cut with more lenghth in the front, sorta like i guess the caeser cut, so that i could make little devil horns on the weekend. Unfortunateley, i had gel in my hair, she thought it was a cow lick, tried to fix the cowlick after i told her to stop, and I ended up with a fucking trendy cut. I look like everyone else. I am no longer unique. I'm no longer an enigma. I am now universal. One with the hoard, just one of the hoard, a shit spike pop. Good thing appearance isn't a major factor in first impressions... I'm just gonna have ta' cut my own hair from now on. DYI 4 Life
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