Wooohoo! I fixed the page. Well, really, I didn't fix it, I just went and reset the template. Then broke it again. I really shouldn't play with the tables. Then reset it again. Then played with it again, thankfully managing not to break it this time. Anyway, now I'm going to make a theme of the day like I promised I would before. Today's theme is (drumroll and big drama would be nice here) The All New Psycho Dave's Dark and Scary Place! The following links were found at his site.

breaking from the theme
Well, since my last attempt at this sort of thing got broken, I made another one. It's like a metababy pita, where everyone can contribute. The password is the same as the login (anybody). Go play with it.

shock.com
Horrible pictures galore. I only browsed the weird section, but I've never seen anything more disturbing than this picture. Good God.

The Young Foot Lover's Adoration Society
Ooooh, it's weird. If you're a pedophile with a foot fetish, this is the place for you. It's all about where to find pictures of young girls' feet. Like I said, extremely weird.

Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device
I had actually seen this before, because this guy did an interview on The Daily Show, plus there was a link to him at Fade to Black, so I really didn't break the story on this one. But this is a nice young Chinese man who will sell you special magnets that make you live forever. The eternal life rings are only $16.50, but if you really want to live forever, you'll need the $105.00 foot braces. See his tips on becoming a superrace.