help me!
I feel very, very stupid right now. I've been messing with the format of this page, and I was playing with the tables and updating and reloading and just kind of feeling around with trial and error until---
(gasp!)
What's this?
I broke my page!
Now I can only see it in Explorer, not in Netscape, which is what I usually use. Oh, please, pretty please, if you know how to fix this, or can lead me to someone who does, or can tell me what to look for, or can offer any sort of advice or sympathy, have the kindness to email me!
fritzie
You see how she has a theme for each night? I want to do that. Sorry, I know, it's pretty much just stealing her idea and then bragging about it. I don't know what the first one will be yet, you'll have to wait and see. Fabulous things await those who come back tomorrow. Maybe.
thrift store paintings
This is wonderful! No, really, it is! It's all these paintings that Jim Shaw got from thrift stores (thus the creative title). Perhaps you would like to see a lovely portrait of a terrifyingly crazy-looking woman? Or maybe you've been looking for just the right picture to hang in your bathroom? Have I mentioned that I like this thing a lot?
word
This is a really wonderful little e-zine. I think that's the proper annoying buzzword for it. This issue is not so good, but check out the archives. Some particularly good ones are prank calls, caricatures, and...oh, wait, the next one is so good I'm going to give it its own link.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Deep Thoughts from when Saturday Night Live was good. If you're in the right frame of mind, these can make you laugh until you wet your pants. Things like, "I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense."
vending machines
An extensive listing of things that have been sold in vending machines, including panties previously worn by Japanese schoolgirls and worms. It would be nice if there was more description on each item, or pictures or something, but it's interesting as is.
The people of Brown University
Apparently everyone with a webpage at this server sucks. The nice part is that they all have really wonderful names like Olufunmilayo Gittens or Leigh Marble or Markus Mentzer. I did not go to all the pages, so I really have no basis for that first statement, it just seemed that in the pages I did visit, a pattern of shittiness dominated. Oh well. If you find a good one you can tell me. Or just be content in the fact that you were able to wring more out of that useless page than I was.
DadaDodo
Well, this is pretty much the same thing as the last one, only it apparently works a lot better. See if you agree.
The Cutup Machine
Paste some text in here and get back a wacko poem-ish thing. I put in my archived page from yesterday and got back, among a whole bunch of other stuff,
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A fun idea might be to feed in something more poetic, then claim the resulting nonsense was a stream of consciousness poem you had written and giggle while everyone remarked on how good it was. That's pretty much what the originator of the idea, old William Burroughs, did.
a nerve with a haircut
This is some college-aged girl's personal site, with a lot of journal entries in different categories. She's very literary, and I like her. A while back she did an exhaustive review of different brands of macaroni and cheese. It worries me a little.
