Yeah, I know, it's a pretty crappy title. I don't know how to make the links twinkle. And this page doesn't even have anything to do with kitchen sinks. But the old one was worse, believe me. And this one rhymes. Yay for rhyming.
Alternate lyrics to "Isn't it Ironic?"
Yes, so the song is really annoying and looking at this site will probably get it stuck in your head. But some of them are really funny, although very cheesy, so if you're bored it might be worth it.
"it's like 10,000 snacks when all you need is a drink.
like getting drunk at a bar and then puking in the sink.
and isn't it gin and tonic...don't you think."
This is from kottke.org, which is run by this smartass web developer guy. But I don't mean that in a bad way. I like it!
Alternate lyrics to "Isn't it Ironic?"
Yes, so the song is really annoying and looking at this site will probably get it stuck in your head. But some of them are really funny, although very cheesy, so if you're bored it might be worth it.
"it's like 10,000 snacks when all you need is a drink.
like getting drunk at a bar and then puking in the sink.
and isn't it gin and tonic...don't you think."
This is from Anonymous Message Server
If you have some deep dark secret that's weighing you down or you'd like someone new to complain to or you have no friends and want to talk to someone, this is the place for you! Leave an anonymous message, and you get to read someone else's. Also has tools for email and urls. Yippee!
Literary Kicks
This is a very thorough website all about the Beat Generation authors, like Jack Kerouac, Alan Ginsberg, and William Burroughs. It's very well put together regardless of what you think of the content, with thorough cross-linking. Since I love Kerouac and the idea of a beat, bohemian artist hitchhiking across the country, pursuing wild times and spirituality, this site is extra nice for me.
Tedrico's Page of Homelessness
This Tedrico guy sure does seem to have his shit together for someone who's homeless. But, yeah, this site is wonderful and funny and quite useful, I'm sure, for homeless people. Learn about hitchhiking and panhandling tips and techniques.
A Pitas Page I Made
Well, it's pretty much self-explanatory. I made a pitas thingy for everyone to add to. I doubt they will. But it seemed like a cool idea at the time.
EarthStation1: Sound and Picture Archive
This is a site with tons of well-catalogued sound files, a lot of fun to mess around in. There's all kinds of random clips from TV shows and cartoons and movies and stuff. I saved a bunch of them because I was going to put them in between the tracks on a CD mix, but then the CD-writer fucking stopped working in the middle of burning the last track! I know no one cares, but it makes me feel better to complain.
Reason Online
A Libertarian magazine online. I haven't looked at it much yet, but I like libertarians so I decided to link to it.
Where's George
Tracks dollar bills according to serial number. Understandably, only works if people come to the site to enter the number. I've entered a bunch of bills but haven't seen any "hits" yet. Oh well. At least it's a cool idea.
The Bluewave Congressional Page Program Web Site
First entry, I know, it ought to be something monumental and all, but I'm a lazy bum. I'm going to be doing this (being a page for the House) starting September 5. Tell me if you have any advice, information, or cool places to go in D.C.
