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Friday, May 27, 2005

Pass it on

I have received this sms from a friend akiko yesterday.

Describe me in ONE WORD, just one! Send it to me then send this msg to 10 friends and see how many wonderful and/or strange things people think about you!

This seems kinda similiar to the musical baton meme (started by grandfather of all local blogs, mrbrown) that has been passing around in local blogsphere for over a few weeks. Bigfuck has some cool views on this issue. Anyhow, if you are too lazy to read his long entry, heres a summary - "Just Fuck It."

I forward the sms to more than 10 people though (cos got too much excess sms le)! Sadly, only a few replied. Sobz. I though maybe I could try it on blog. Tag on my comments right now!

Here are the sms replies I've got

1. Adeline - Bored
2. Caihong - Clever
3. Furong - Hilarious
4. Chewping - Naggy
5. Junzhang - Sir Whinesalot (jz: fuck la 1 one word only lei)
6. Lance - Fuck
7. May - Pampered
8. Kailee - Catmannish
9. Melinda - Jaron
10. Tatming - Sick
11. Zijia - You
12. Xiujin - Shocking
13. Shera - Funny
14. Tzeling - Laughter
15. Shenhui - Lecher
16. Siying - Cheeky
17. Beatrice - Free
18. Jamie - Hardworking
19. Zhaosheng - Intelligent
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Keep them coming and I'll add and update!

Jaron shit at 08:06 p.m.

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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Blackhighheels

Today's report is on a gal Evelyn, who runs the blog blackhighheels.blogspot.com. She is a rising star in the local blogsphere due to her beauty (mainly) and wicked sense of humour (as mentioned by Jayaxe in his latest entry).

She is featured as the blog babe of the month on bigfuck.blogspot.com, a blog that is highly read by many people. However, all good things come to an end, as always. Below is a pic of her.

The support

There were mass walkouts, angry protests and burning effigies when the term of Evelyn as blog babe of the month on Mr J Schnorng's (aka bigfuck) blog is comming to an end.

Blackhighheels fans have pledged to keep fighting against bigfuck as he edges closer to removing Evelyn as the blog babe and replacing her with another gal.

Singapore blogsphere media reports predicted supporters would use the comments field under bigfuck blog as a platform to vent their anger against bigfuck, who is just a whisker away from the mere 5 days time length he needs to remove Evelyn from his blog.

Despite the anger of blackhighheels fans, only a handful made their feelings known.

Said Mrs Li Kun Man, a 35-year old lady, also known as the grandmother of all local blogs and who runs the blog www.mrsblack.com said in an interview. "You were my life, Evelyn. Goodbye blackhighheels," taking a last look at Evelyn's photo on bigfuck's blog.
Another one of the famous blogger is Mr Benard Lee, also 35. He is better known as Mr Mugiya, and has a blog called myveryownbowl.blogspot.com. He said "I feel devastated. It is not something anyone could understand easily."
Another hardcore fan of blackhighheels is Mr Gilbert Toh, 27, an IT consultant whose blog is at chickengalcalot.liquidblade.com. "I do not think it will make a difference but I will hold my head up high," he said to the applause of the massive blackhighheels supporters who chanted "Evelyn" in front of TV cameras, photographers and on their own blogs.
Ms Wandy Chang, known as the blog princess and who has the power of causing someone shutting down his/her blog by simply wielding her mighty mouse and writing an article insulting the blogger in question, revealing his/her full name, and putting up pictures of the blogger in question. She revealed that she is in the progress of writing an entry against bigfuck with regards to Evelyn as blog babe of the month issue. She said: "I hope that, by doing so, bigfuck would feel threatened and seriously consider not replacing Evelyn.
Other less prominent blogger like Jayaxe whose blog is at xoomxoom.blogspot.com even drew a portrait of his/her fan Evelyn. Jayaxe posted the portrait of Evelyn up on his site and resorted to not blogging (i.e. blogicide) so that the portrait of his/her fan Evelyn can remain eternally. He said: "I think your portrait might just stay there in my blog for some time before I'm inspired to blog again! So maybe you hope I have nothing to blog for a long long time. Heh.", on blackhighheels comments link.
Fellow blogger friends of Evelyn commented that they will all start to feature her on their blogs. One such friend is angee, whose blog is at nekobits.com. She said: "you want i can feature you on my webby :P"

The boycott

Besides supporting blackhighheels, fans are also boycotting the new-bigfuck-blog-babe. Fans pressure fellow bloggers friends (who are not blackhighheels fans, as yet) to boycott the new blog babe.

"We are not going to give up and let her (new-bigfuck-blog-babe) walk into bigfuck.blogspot.com," said The Two (nursemedic.blogspot.com), a member of the group who was wearing a white T-shirt with "Non Replaceable" on it.

The quotable quotes

Fans have also come up with various slogans for their roadshows, walkouts, and banners.

Evelyn, You'll Be Lost Without Her.
Evelyn, Anything Less Is A Compromise.
Evelyn, The Best A Man Can Get.
Evelyn, One And Only.
Snap Into Evelyn Now.
151 Countries, One Evelyn.
Please Don't Squeeze Evelyn Out.
Evelyn Is Our Middle Name.

The neutral ones

On the other hand, many other decided to sit on the fence and adopt the Singapore's famous tactic of "People do, then I follow". The more people are into it, the others are more likely to follow suit. This explains why Singaporeans like to que. "Wha so many people ah? Must be something swee la. Kin go que lei".

"We are not happy about it but we will wait and see," some said
"We are still supporters of the blackhighheels fan club, and we will always be supporters of the club."

The petition

Some anonymous blogger also went on to create an online petition to show bigfuck how strong and united are the fans of blackhighheels. You can check the petition here. Please sign fast as we have just left with mere 5 days!

The bo chap ones

"I am not going to jump on the bandwagon of hatred and boycott the new babe. As long as there are babes for me to see, I am okie with it. Who cares about Evelyn anyway? Marilyn, Berlyn, Carolyn, or for that matter, any -lyns are okie as long as they are pretty. What we viewers want are pretty babes. Besides, don't you think looking at the same gal for 1 month is kan boring? And now you fuckers wanna petition for her to stay on for 1 year? Stop kidding me please!" Miclance, who runs the blog m4mories.pitas.com, said during an interview.

Jaron shit at 11:38 p.m.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Random whinnings

I am going to ramble about nothing again.

Today, jz called and jioed to go ktv on weds 7pm to 11pm. Over the phone, i asked "who are you" and he was like huh wtf (with slightest pissed feeling)? Sorry about it jz! Therefore, I would like take this opportunity to reiterate that i do not have caller id and thus - 1. do not mind mi asking who are you over the fone, 2. do not mind mi not calling you back after a missed call, and 3. if possible pls leave mi a sms if i've miss your call. Anyhow, this is a classical raphish outing - a) aircon, meaning no sweating, b) minimial movement, c) comfy seats/sofa, d) drinks/tibits, and e) got gals. I really really wish to join this outing... but unfortunately, i have to work on that day. Sigh.

Talking about work, today i work with patn at the CB tog. I guess its nice to have some1 you know to work tog, at least can talk and joke abit and eat dinner with. Previously i was working with 1. aunties (or uncles), who are kei zhua and so no feel to talk to them at all, 2. young gals, who talk about jay, energy, Å£ÄÌ, toro, i only noe jen aw lo, cant connect to them, 3. young boys, who click with their own young frens, and 4. older same age gals, but they seems to have not much interest to talk to mi. Life is kinda pathetic there.

Cp strike a msn conversation with mi today! Usually is i msg her one - talking about missing you-know-who and blah blah blah... So today cp msged and say "yo jar long time no see". So i told her i was super busy with my pathetic work. Anyhow, within seconds, topic was back to the missing you-know-who thingy... Whahaha... So again, the nice cp was there patiently listening to mi (辛苦你了). Told her many of my ideas, but cp told mi all were not feasible. Sucky~~~ Haha...

Sh also strike a msn conversation, with regards to my job stuff. So she asked about the pay, people, working hours, committment to make, perks like free/discount movies. The replies to all questions is simply - sucks. So sh (and in fact many others) asked why i wanna work there then. I guess its 1. the cash (when you are low, any amount of cash is good cash), 2. the experience (may not be related to pmc but you get to know how the f&b and cinema industry works? i mean at least its something different, rather than mi going back guardian/unity?), 3. the people (get to know more pple, even if they sucks), and 4. the connections and networking (nowadays networking is the most important tool ard). Sh then asked about the couple or lover seats. So i told her about the gold class (nothing much jus 2 big chairs with blankets and a round table - all these for 25 bucks/pax) and about the seculded, corner, normal lover seats (personally i refered to it as the fuck corners, literally). The lao jiaos there told mi how they found condoms and even panties at times (even in shows like nemo, wonder how they get high on such shows) around the fuck corners when i was clearing the rubbish with them. I go on to scare sh that next time dun ever take those seats as you will nv noe if some resistant sperms will swim all the way up and impregnate her. As patn always say, life is full of "wat ifs"!

Read viclance blog and realised that on ubin camp they were actually pissed with mi cos of mi being inconsiderate. Viclance then msn mi and told mi i lack SA (also bug mi for the 4 bucks, yes i will return one la). Personally, i think im quite okie with the SA and inconsiderate thingy lei. Maybe its jus the way diff pple handles diff things? Anyhow, i still would like to apologise to viclance and fa for being inconsiderate and thank them for always trying to solve my problems 1st before solving theirs. I do admit i always have lotsa problems. Lastly, i hope next time you all can jus bring it up at that particular moment and kan mi at that instance. Viclance also talk about mi not talking to a HMMM gal at changi ferry terminal hawker centre who called my name out. Shes my jc classmate and we hardly talk even in the times of jc. Anyhow, she called my name, i say hello, and she say hi too and turned away. I was totally exhausted and thus din really go chat up with her and i think she also not in the mood to chat up further also (can feel one lo, if a person wanan talk to you anot). To viclance - no, i din talk to her not cos shes HMMM, i still love fatties, for i still love myself lots)

Results day is nearing... Jerms, patn, and mi have decided to go for margaritas on that day to either celebrate or drink to drown our sorrows. Anyhow, patn says he got 80% TP-ing... I think hes mad. Jerms, being nice, pray for all pass for all of us (i need As though, not pass). So mi too, hope they both grad!

Jaron shit at 02:01 a.m.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Tiring Weekend

Unlike cp (who had a great time praying and shopping) and Evelyn (who also shop), this long weekend was a super tiring one for mi. Worked like mad, then joined fa for the TNP Big Walk 2005 at Sun 6am and finally go with viclance for the tua zhong ubin camping trip (all back to back somemore). I will nv nv nv nv nv do such stupid things in my life ever again. Next time, I will only join outings that jz goes i.e. raphish outings. Picture worth a thousand words, thus below are pics taken (in chronological order) for the entire tiring long weekend. Enjoy loading!


--> a small clip showing us doing the big walk

--> went to collect our goodies bag. wat a dissappointment. got cert somemore sia


--> decided to siam after we got our stuff

--> bought some icecream to cool down after having to squeeze thru those buggers to get that pathetic bag


--> on the way back saw those competitive walkers finishing the race liao (siao bo). then saw this si gl making lotsa noises there


--> pic of that noisy gl


--> another gl, check it out

--> saw lotsa interesting stuff on the way back. got more gls (no pic taken), rooster, falun gong pple, shrooms, clown. all these along the tnp bw route, funny huh?


--> after tnp bw, we went for our tua zhong ubin camping trip. some pics of the food we bought at carfoo

--> packing at fa's place first. look how fa pack his eggs (btw we din eat at all)

--> queing up at the changi ferry terminal. fucking hell lotsa of people... dunnoe they go ubin for fuck.

--> finally its our turn to board the dilapidated (or rather lc in douglas terms) boat

--> reached le!!!

--> to hell with this restaurant. pork chop super fatty, fish not fully cooked, vege too hot. try not to eat there man

--> saw this tua pei kong temple there and lotsa pple praying, maybe cos its vesak day

--> the counterpart of tua pei kong temple. they got got pple bowing, we got pple lifting hands up high. they got tua ki joss sticks, we got tua ki cross (with a man pin on it somemore). they got pig/lamp as offerings, we even more zai - money

--> renting bikes @7 bucks for full day + overnight

--> the bike trail

--> a super steep slope, the place where weilun fall badly

--> the fauna and flora of our lovely ubin island

--> i think its a haunted house

--> we then went to chek jawa. its quite a dirty place with lotsa mud

--> heres a close up. got lotsa craps also, see those red little things? I lure them out and pierce thru them with a branch stick (too bad cam not with mi and no pic taken)

--> more pics of us at chek jawa. realise im not in the pic most of the time? scared liao la, later kena flame again say i post too much of myself up

--> shallow waters of chek jawa

--> water can see thru!

--> can see corals there too!


--> i poke the coral till it kew till dunnoe wat. i wanted to poke thru it one, but fa and viclance prevented mi from doing it. i jus love killing lifeforms. viclance calls mi darth jar

--> finally reached the camping site - nording beach. fa, viclance, yaosong pitch the tent up, i decided to nua

--> saw a bunch of gls there, this particular weekend i saw lotsa gl sia. anyhow lucky they are leaving when we arrive, else have to spend the night with gl

--> cooking of our food. viclance prepared samba potato while jar prepared ka li chap cai

--> got to know some new frens there, nus one also

--> damn hard to sleep there. fucking mosquitoes keep buzzing ard my ears. see i have to use tissue to stuff my ears?

--> finally time to zao!!! waiting at the darn jetty. look at the faces of fa and viclance, they seems to enjoy this trip v v v v much

--> look at jar, hes filled with regrets and more regrets

P/S - memo to self that I owe viclance 4 bucks and fa 7 bucks.

Jaron shit at 01:44 p.m.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Disclaimer Post

Unlike other more famous bloggers like mrbrown, xiaxue and the like, mine is a humble blog that only a handful of my friends read. And my friends know I post certain topics for entertainment sake, and most of it are private jokes. So if you don't get the joke, and choose to get offended, that is your issue, your browser is yours to control, I do not demand that you read my blog, surf away by all means.

To the backstabbers in the dark, while my remarks may come across as insensitive and offensive to some (and I repeat, no malicious intent went into the making of my posts), I make those remarks under MY blog, with MY name written on it, and I gladly bear any repercussion received due to these remarks. So to those who choose to take offense despite this disclaimer post, do so up front and not sneak around in the shadows. For those who accuse me of being a loser, there is no bigger loser than the one that hides in the dark and claims to be in the right (refer to chatterbox for further reference).

P/S - All those specifically offended by my post (and make themselves known to me) have received proper apology and clarification in private.

Jaron shit at 03:04 p.m.

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Friday, May 20, 2005

Going to work

I have officially started work in GV today. It was a horrendous experience.

I took a bus today to work. I have not been taking buses for quite some time liao and taking a bus today makes me wanna bitch about our world class public transport provider Ass-B-Ass Transick. People are complaining and fucking the PTC though they annouce that the fees increase is only 2 cents, if any. I think people are not bothered about the 2 cents, or even 10 cents for that matter. What pisses commuters off is the fuck tup service being offered to them. If you wanna increase your fees, you jolly well buck up your service. Below are some of my experiences with the buses:

  • Waiting. Bloody boast about what short waiting time, with GPS tracking and many other more bullshits. Ever tried waiting for 30 mins for a bus and finally 2 (or even 3) buses come together at the same time? I did, just today. 2 buses share 1 GPS device ah?
  • Stickers all over the windows of the bloody bus. How to fucking alight when you cant even see the outside at all? Mr Brown shared a very nice picture on his bus-that-makes-him-headache entry.
  • Fuck tup aircon thermostat. Ever realise that the aircon is always very weak on blazing hot sunny days and very strong on rainy cold days?
  • Reckless and insensitive drivers. Jam brakes where there is lotsa people. Accelerate hard when you just board the bus. Shut the door right in your face and pretending not to see you after you have run like 2 miles to catch that bus. On the other end, some like to squeeze people up the bus like theres no tomolo even when the bus is filled to the brim (wasting the time of those who have boarded)
  • Dirty bus. Seats always gives this sticky/sweaty/gl-ish feeling. Ants and roaches are common.

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Work was super busy unlike Evelyn who have to think of ways to waste time at work. Today is the ep3 premier and entire cinema was packed like in heaven. I had to work my ass off serving people while mrbrown enjoys his free beer, eating popcorn, take photos and fondling his lightsabers (read more here). Below are some thoughts after working 1 day.

The organisation

I think all organisation got the same type of people around.

  • First we got the kei zhua auntie. She's the typical auntie who is 1. a lao jiao in that organisation, 2. the type that work her entire life off and is still a small fry at the end of the day, 3. super enthu for some fuck reasons, and 4. act as if she's the head and boss around. So today, as a trainee, I was under auntie S shadowing her and doing stuff like top up, washing, serving, etc.
  • Next is a bitchy female manager. The type that 1. nv show a frenly face, 2. always kan the whole team thru the kei zhua auntie, 3. walk around inspecting and complain this not good that not good, and finally 4. show a smiling face only at the end of the day and say well done. So today I forgot to top up something, kena spotted by manager, manager kan auntie, auntie super dl and cowpei for the whole day liao. On the other end, theres always a bo chap male manager who "dunnoe/dun care/dun give a damn".
  • Pretty gal(s). Supposedly to have a few pretty gals to keep the drive for working. Haven meet any yet so far.

The customers

1. Impatient, can't wait type. They have zero tolerance for delay. Always have the "knn fast can not" face. Hint you to faster by looking the cinema enterance every 2 secs (like we care).

2. Lotsa requests type. Always ask alot of questions and then end up just to buy a drink.
A: Can I help?
B: How much is the nachos?
A: .50, add cheese 50 cts more
B: Oh, then how about the combo set?
A: .50
B: Okie, hmm, then the popcorn set lei?
A: .50, with either a promotional tumbler or handky
B: Ah... Oh well, I think I just have a large coke.
A: Sure, that will be .60.
B: Oh wait! Have you keyed in already?
A: Yesh
B: But I still want to change it to a bottle of mineral water. Thanks.
A: Okieeeeeeeee then. Here you go.
B: Oh, can I have a carrier please?
A: Don't have. Save the earth please. wtf? Buy 1 mineral water and still want a plastic bag.

3. Brainless type. Like to ask stupid questions like a) can bring my own popcorn in?, b) any cover for the popcorn? (nv eat popcorn b4 isit? where got cover one? I gave 2 cuplids, c) do you happen to know what time the show end?. Many more which I've forgotten.

4. Guai lan type. Just because they pay, they think they are big fuck. So we were asking if they wanted sweet, salty, or mixed. They talk talk talk, turn around say "sweet", turn back and talk talk talk. So we went to reaffrimed that it is sweet. Reply came "Obviously sweet? Else bitter ah?" Note to viclance - it is a HMMM pple, fuck tup eh?

Preparing food

Learnt how to prepare food also which I think is the most fun of all. Since I am IFG type and high risk to CHD, I decided to make everyone else suffer the same fate as me. Want some popcorn? How about some popcorn with extra sugar? Whahaha! Love to eat sweetcorn corn in a cup? Give you more butter more salt okie?

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On a separate issue, I've been flamed (or rather creative crictique in his own words) by MaKan GuRu. Catch the flames here. Anyhow, if Evelyn is reading this, I hope you can remove my link on your site (you are too popular liao, alot people might just click and see my ugly site). Yep, so some of the flames includes:

  • Pink color + stars = very gayish. The template was made by my fren viclance when he helped me started this blog. I added the stars though, but don't you think its gentle and sweet looking? And how you know I am gayish? My sec school frens call mi missy liu one. Darn it.
  • Face mouse icon. Yep, it's not meant for my own ego, but instead for readers ego! I though you all might like bringing my face around and a click would be analogous to a slap. Isn't it great that you are constantly slapping me?
  • Flickr zest thingy. Theres 12 of me surrounding 1 of Jesus. Its suppose to signify "Jesus, I come to you".

May the flames go down. I am a peace loving person. Say "peaccccce"~~~

Jaron shit at 11:17 a.m.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Hope onto the starwars bandwagon

Hokkien Starwars (via RadioJoe)

Singlish Starwars (via tomolo.sg)
::Comic Strip

Veggie Starwars (via Yes933 Ding Zhi Yong. Read more here)
::Flash Show

EP3 (via sequentialpictures.com)
::The Lost Hope
:: I can't view lei, dunnoe isit comp problem, can some1 see liao then tell mi what is it about? thanks!

Cartoon Starwars (via starwarsspoofs.com)

Jaron shit at 11:56 a.m.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

AIDS Commercial

I got this from a fren jkaiser's blog. Its kinda interesting and thus i've decided to embed it for you guys to check it out. Read more here...

Jaron shit at 06:53 p.m.

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Lets discriminate further shall we?

So far I have talk about fat, gl, and Christianity discrimination. The last outing with my jc guys and a recent msn conversation with ssj prompts me to talk about another group that is often discriminated. They are none other than the "mat (or is it mud?) yo yo". I think I better not be so obvious so as to protect my own interest. For the benefit of the dense ones, here's a hint for you - national language.

This group are also very often fucked by people for various reasons. Below are some of my own personal opinions:

1. Mat yo yo are often percieved as lazy people (just like fatties). Personally, I think it is kinda true. The last time I was working at this Guardian branch located at xxx (I shall not reveal where but it is a mall very near Zouk) and there was this female mat yo yo working there. I have only 2 words to describe her - chao keng, period. She is always trying to get me to cover her job such as cashiering and putting up the stocks. Then sometimes cowpei to me say she sick and got headache then siam to the dispensary storeroom to sit and rest sleep (fuck lo, that place is suppose to be mine lo). Yesterday, ssj was telling me that OP of TTSH got this pmc-to-be gal as a temp packer. Ssj say shes quite pretty and sweet, woo hoo, can't wait for school to start! Anyhow, thats besides the point, the point is she hates mat yo yo too. Prior to work, this gal already don't have a good impression of mat yo yo (quite normal I think - I believe 9 out of 10, if not all, are like that), then after work she totally du lan them cos of their laziness. Exact happenings I not sure as ssj din elaborate much.

2. Cos of the type of meat they can't eat. A classmate of mine by the name of douglas came up with this oxymoronic term "harla pork" and always joke to us that his dog only eat harla pork and no other meat.

3. Their name? People always like to di siao their name. Examples includes a) giao tor (loosely translated to digging of soil or something), b) mat yo yo, and the classical c) mud. Talking about this, I heard from ssj the pmc-to-be gal called douglas as moharrmud douglas just to di siao him. In fact, douglas said his dog name is moharrmud bin jacky (according to yf who told me during chalet).

4. Dirty? Accordingly, mat yo yo dun use toilet paper (reaffirmed by andyx) but instead use their hands to clean up the asshole. However, I still think they are much cleaner than gls. GLs are plain dirt, synonymous to the word filth.

5. Trouble makers? Mat yo yo are often the ones that cause fights and breakouts at stadium.

6. Free education. They are the ones with lifetime free education I think. The point that make people du lan is that they are not taking the free education seriously. They basicially are wasting tax payers money where it could be better spent on Singaporeans favourite LUP. For the male mat yo yo, they smoke, cause fights, and form gangs instead of studying hard (such scenes are often seen in secondary schools, neighbourhood ones). For the female mat yo yo, they fuck around (literally), get married, continue to fuck, and lay more mat yo yo to further burden the society. Because of this lack of seriousness in studying, they are thought to be stupid. I once heard someone said (forgot where le) "It is wrong to theorize that mat yo yo are stupid, it is a fact"

7. Mat yo yo like to make noises, especially drum-like noises. Often, you see them hitting on any surfaces to create this drum-like noise using their hands. They do it anywhere and everywhere, such as tables (wooden ones are especially loud and irritating), their own laps, files, and doors. That day, I was at taka walking with my jc guys and outside was this crowd surrounding a group of pple hitting on drums. Immediately andyx say "confirmed are the giao tor, no need to see". So I went out and take a look and indeed it was.

8. May yo yo like to fight with us for the usage of the void decks. It is bad enough that we have an unfortunate event going on and yet we have to fight for the usage of void deck. Ever see pple crying in a funeral and the next thing you know is loud noises (yes, drum kind) and cheerings coming from the next door mat yo yo wedding?

9. Successful mat yo yo are arrogant, stuck up and fucked tup. I haven come across anything like this yet in RL but recently I was reading this blog by Evelyn and found something. This gal is dating some mat yo yo (she seem quite pretty on pic and thus prompt me to read all the entries, not many also la) and she described this incident where her bf suan another guy like boasting his work (a doctor), his car (BMW 3 series), and what not. Read more... *sincere apologies, dun curse mi liao*

My list is not exhaustive, there are many much more reasons why pple (not me) discriminate against them. Maybe you readers would like to comment more under the comments link. However, having said all these, I would like to make a note that these are the minorities as most, if not all, of the mat yo yo that I've met are very nice people. In fact, some are very very good and nice frens. I actually only hate GLs - they are the bane of jar's life and existence.

*Updates at 05:47 p.m.* Just after posting this entry, I went to read the papers and saw this report on this grandfather raping the granddaughter (ST 18/05). Offender wasn't named to protect the interest of the little gal. MY guess is that it is either a GL or mat yo yo. What say you?

The above written is for entertainment purposes only. The term mat yo yo is entirely fictitious and does not mean anything. The author will not be responsible for any drifts initiated. Please read my full disclaimer on the side bar.

On a separate issue, remember I told you guys I bought a TNP t-shirt @ 4 bucks? It was it my bike box till today where I remembered and took it out to try. Guess what? It was super tight fitting lo. Bloody... it was meant to be FREE SIZE lo i.e. FIT FOR ALL right? Fuck man, outright discrimination against the fatties walking can. I mean how to walk in a fucking tight t-shirt.

Jaron shit at 03:37 p.m.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Christianity???

Hi all, today shall be something different. I shall touch on religion discrimination today instead of the boring gl discrimination (note - the author realize he cant do without gl discrimination after typing the entire entry, so gl discrimination is still in). Below are some of my personal views on how fucked tup Christianity is all about.

1. Christians fucking believe in a story book called bible rather than themselves. You know what does bible stands for you retard Christians? BIBLE = Believe In a Bastard Lying about Eternity. As my NS officers had always taught me, wake up your fucking idea. Get real. Maybe you retard Christians can try reading the book called da vinci code. It is the book as recommended by ssj, jz, and andyx to me. For your info, I have not read it, simply cause I dont need to read a book to know that there is no God nor Lord nor Jesus. I dont claim to be smart, but I certainly am not stupid or for that matter a retard.

2. Christians always, and only, talk about eternal life. A fren told me that he was once approached by an evangelist Christian, "Hi Sir, do you know you are going to hell? Unless you join me in serving the Lord, shall you then go to heaven with me" Do you fuck heads have something better to talk about instead of going around telling people that they are going to hell? As jz has mentioned before, I already booked a place for myself in hell, if there is any that is. Heaven is too crowded for jar, thanks for the offer.

3. Christians are best at targeting the weak, either emotionally or physically. Give you an example - asking an on the verge (of dying) person to convert is a familiar scenario. I am entitled to say this cause I have witness not once but twice on my very close relatives. I mean when a person is very weak and painfully, he/she will be very receptive to any carrots (like you'll go to heaven) so as to speak. This brings me on to the typical happenings on a Christian funeral. You guys can read more on a recent Christian funeral that xiaxue attended. She criticized the whole issue very well and for once, I agree with her criticism (thumbs up for you xiaxue). Another example is that Christians always jio the handicaps to join church and promise that Jesus can cure him/her. If I suay suay (*holding on to a wooden block*) tio any of this 2 category, Jesus, I'll come to you, my Lord.

Revelation 3:20, 21

Saviour Jesus, I am coming,
Asking true redemption for my heart
For You died and have been waiting
To relieve the pain my sin imparts.
Saviour Jesus I am asking
That You share each moment of my life.
With Your arms You will enfold me:
And Your boundless love will keep me safe.

4. Christians do not practice what they preach. I say this cause all Christians I have met, including my parents (more on this later), do not show GOOD examples. The "show my left face when you slap my right face" is the classical and typical example. Hell yeah? More often than not, they fucked you back twice for slapping their face. Also remember the famous "forgive and forget"? More like can't be bothered and subsequently forgotten. Forgiving is never a part of it.

5. There are many other more teachings in that story book bible that are never realized. So much more that I shall not go deeper. Those who are with me will so totally understand. "For God so fucking love this world, he not only gave his one and only beloved son Jesus, but AIDS, earthquakes, tsunamis, and handicaps." Thank You God.

So much for my anti-christ opinions. Below is a true life anecdote that happened not too long ago (say about 5 hours ago).

Scenario: Sister wants to send an email out to her friend. Mother volunteer to help her send and thus requested to use my computer to do so. Jar say go ahead.

Mother: How to change the field of the sender and recipient.
Jar: I am solving the networking problems on Alex's (my brother) computer. Could you please type the subject and the contents first and then I will help you send out later?
Mother: Okie. I am done now.
(at this moment, I was on the phone with a friend)
Jar: Okie. Wait a while, I am on the phone. Be there in 5 minutes time.
Mother: %^$^&&$#@@ Everything ask you do things, you slowly slowly do, next time DON'T ask me for any help.
Jar: Okie. Wait 5 minutes please.
Mother – $%^###^&&& FINE IF YOU DONT WANT TO HELP.
(she was shouting and after which she continues to $%^%@@$^&&*)

After which she continues to #$^$%^$%&^%* and say "OKIE SINCE YOU DON'T CARE, I AM NOT GOING TO CARE FOR YOU ANYMORE. YOU ARE >21 NOW AND CAN #$%$^&&*%&* (loosely translated into "fuck off" or "die" or "get lost") FOR ALL I CARE".

So I ll lo, I mean she mother what, what can I do right? Then I went to bathe and went back to the computer and see what she was sending that is so important that she had to cause a quarrel out of nothing. Guess what people? It's about on a story that Jesus told about being lost, the story of the lost son. Check the email below:

Aunty Jade, The message is teaching us to be more Christ-like and be forgiving. That is 'FORGIVE AND FORGET' The message also teach us not to be jealous and selfish. GOD BLESSES YOU. JOIE (liujoie@yahoo.com.sg)

WHAT A DRAMTIC IRONY isnt it? Here you are sending a message about being Christ-like and there you are picking up a quarrel for nothing. Anyhow, there more of such cases, but I am just too lazy to type them all out, and besides it may bore you guys. I seriously think they need more bible study. Study hard man.

Seems that Christianity issues are kinda boring huh? Lets go back and talk about gls want? Long before your time, during the times of Sir Stamford Raffles, Singapore Island was filled with only the Chinese immigrants. Slowly, the British then decided to bring in Indian immigrants. However, the sad thing is, most of them are criminals, and thus were punished under the law and were put on chains around their ankles. This results in a 'clinggg clinggg' sound as they walk. The Chinese upon hearing this sounds, will then say 'kling kling lai le' and this phrase then slowly evolved into today's gek ling kia...

Jaron shit at 12:17 a.m.

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Friday, May 13, 2005

My boring life

Hi, its mi describing my boring life to you all again. As I¡¯m not doing any attachment nor any other work, I¡¯m damn free at home and doing nuts, thus got time to flood my blog with my sucky life. For those who are interested, please read on¡­

Mahjong

Judie jie that day jio mi to play mj at her house and so I played with judie, her 2 sec frens (dehui, michelle) and a pmc senior (veil). As I noe my mj beginner luck is gone, I opt to play small small just to pass time. How true¡­ I lost 9 bucks (rate = 3.2 limit)¡­ I think next time I will play even smaller, if possible.

Anyhow thru the game, I realized that judie jie frens all very zai! She got frens in techkuando, « Êö, ruby, and some other ball games and guess what, they are all gals! Compared to them, jar is really a nua kia (I joined ecas like AVA club, Greenclub, Sci club, and NUSPS).

Pmc senior veil also talked about her guardian job and more importantly, she was very transparent about her pay structure to us. So this is it ¨C 1. First 9 mths 2k cos she signed contract, 2. After becoming a full-fledged pharmacist, pay up to 2.75k, 3. Then she opt for weekender (i.e. work on weekends/public hols), pay up to 3.75k, 4. Finally she says if u opt to be store i/c can have pay up to 4k. So it seems that guardian max pay is 4k, which is considered quite a lot for fresh grads I guess. No wonder so many pple wanna join guardian, the pay is realllllllly alluring despite the fucked tup organization/people. So ya, dun be surprised to find jar sitting in a guardian store serving you at pharmacy/dispensary, goes on to the cashier to collect money, and then say ¡°hi sir/mdm, would you like to buy any of the promotional items?¡±, and finally ends with a ¡°enjoy and have a nice day sir/mdm!¡±

Big Walk Registration

I went to register for the tnp big walk for mi, fa, shuai, and viclance. Had a hard time locating the seculded bukit merah cheers store. Anyhow, finally found it and the cheers auntie was super frenly. I just wanted to register, take the t shirt/goodies, and fuck off. But the auntie was like asking "youngesters nowadays also like to exercise ah", "wa so many of ur fren going ah", "wa i left only a few more t shirts to only, lucky u came early!", "this walk good not huh?", and many others which i forgot.

My replies to her are as follow -

1. No, i do not like to exercise. I register simply because it is worth it. I mean where else in singapore can you buy a t shirt @ 4 bucks? Not to mention that there are other perks such as goodies bag and a chance to win the 1st prize Nissan Latio Sport 1.5 CVT car. So ya, if there is more that 1 design on the t shirt, i would have registered for a few more "frens". Anyhow, i really love this tnp big walk, i hope the organiser can make it a biannual, or even better quarterly every year, instead of the yearly thingy.

2. As for the many frens going, i have said liao, more design = more frens.

3. I dun care how many t shirts u left, as long as there is enuff for mi can liao. Who cares about ur biz anyway? Its a GLC lo, GLC biz will nv die. Perhaps if u have 1000 t shirt left, gahmen will buy from you.

4. And lastly, the walk good or not i dunnoe and in fact i wun noe cos i wun be walking it anyway. I will jus be going in the morning to collect the goodies bag and then attend the lucky draw, thats all.

O well, of cus i din say all these out to the frenly aunties. I said it all in my heart. My actual replies are "啊对, 运动是件好事. 政府的大行活动一定要支持的! OK, 谢谢你!"

Sim Lim

Since the weather was good today, I decided to jio jerms go sim lim square for a walk to scout for digi cams and portable hdd (though I dun have the money to buy, yet that is). I¡¯m so gona work my ass off to purchase these 2 items cos I so gona need it. They are not wants, but necessities.

Suppose to meet jerms at 2pm, and I reach at 1.50pm but realized I¡¯ve got no parking coupons. I waited a while hoping that other bikers will come by and I could purchase 1 coupon from then. But before that happened, jerms sms and said he had reached! Since I dun like waiting, I also dun like others waiting for mi. As such, I fuck it and left the bike there without a coupon. O well, result = 8 bucks penalty (jerms care to bear some of the cost?). Another ¡°world class¡± thing in Singapore ¨C efficiency in giving out summons and collecting fines. Well done.

Nothing much to see at sim lim also, all the price same one (to hell with monopoly). Left for food at the nearby hawker of which jerms complained about the stench, heat, and filth. Jerms was like saying they dun need to ban smoking in hawker centres as the stench will jus mask the smoke. After food, i went to visit the roadside stalls and saw 2 interesting stalls -

1. The 1st stall i went to was an oldman selling some medicated oil that can treat all kinds of skin diseases/problems such as tinea, psorasis, rotten foot, excruciating itch and many others. So then i was there witnessing how he convince those old aunties to buy. I became curious and asked for a pamflet so as to check the ingredients. Then the oldman chat mi up and say he dun reveal the ingredients as it is his family secret and it is actually a tcm+western mix. O well, i wanted to buy a bottle for my lesion to try it out, but did not due to cash flow problems.

2. The 2nd stall i went to was an uncle performing magic and illusions. It was totally cool can. He put rice into a tin (without water), cover it, chat some magical words, then 5 mins later the RICE BECAME cooked can! It was so real! I was like RIGHT in front of him and yet he managed to pull that illusion. Anyhow, he just a koker promoting his snake shop. He sells snake meat, snake gall, snake blood, and finally snake oil (for RA supposedly he said).

I became too engrossed in the 2 stalls that i've forgotten all about jerms. He was there waiting patiently for mi. Sorry about it buddy, I din mean it! We then siam to ps for some aircon. Carfoo is such a nice place, lotsa food and stuff, and I fucking eat again. 1st was the donut auntie promoting to mi how tasty the cheese and ham donut was, then 2nd was the juice auntie saying how nutritious the lemonade juice ¨C containing vit c, less sugar, and nice taste ¨C was. As you all might have already guessed, I bought both.

Jaron shit at 10:49 p.m.

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

No regrets!

As I might be going for the noc programe, Ive decided to opt out of the hospital attachment. I, however, somewhat have this slight regrets for not being to experience working in a hospital. Today, after chatting with my frens on msn, I felt better.

In conversation with ssj

ssj works in TTSH and talk about a bitchy preceptor at her place
ssj: today he (referring to Douglas) made me get scolding frm this bitch whom i think dun like me. Wtf.
jar: HAHAHAHAH. REALLY MEI. what happened?
ssj: haha aiyah kok la, he pack one dumb pack of stuff frm the shelf tt i'm usually at, then the sticker he stick in the middle of the ziplock bag instead of on top la, then the bitch think tt it's i do la, coz at the shelf i always at ma, then just come and ask me whether it's me who packed it, then kp straight away at me lo, kok.
jar: kok can, then wat u say
ssj: i say is not i packed one, she just kp me lo.. ask me whether i was there when they briefed us on packing. i was too sian la to attitude back but after tt i was fuming.
jar: damn fuck tup lei
ssj: she kp me frm day 1 can, coz i incharge of sorting out the stuff la, then the coding stuff is like kok la so starting it was so busy and everything was so overwhelming, then of course make mistakes rite. then she come say i think u still dun get what i told u
jar: fuck tup la ur preceptor, old auntie ah?
ssj: if we know everything come here for what. Luckily she's not my preceptor, she's just the OP incharge, kokster. she's cyn and grace and tm's preceptor
jar: whahahaha, but she dun like u nia wat
ssj: for things i nv do? fucked up. my preceptor is a nice person la
jar: wahahah ssj damn fierce eh
ssj: huh i hate pple who wronged me
jar: haha o welll, GET on i guess

ssj goes on to complain about the sai kang they are doing
ssj: my legs falling off. realli lo OP's such a shitty place (for the lay, OP = Out Patient). pack nia, do nuts.
jar: hahahha, like workers huh.
ssj: ya. complete with the conveyor belt. today we sian until we counted our pay. pathetic like hell. 1cent a minute.
jar: hahaah really? kei yan la.

In conversation with fa

fa works in NCC and talks about the assimilation of cytotoxic drugs
fa: sux. attachment sux. today spend whole morning w/o goinig to toilet or drinking a drop of water at the aseptic lab. and i think i sucked in cytotoxic drugs, now feeling giddy.
jar: fucking dirty la that place.
fa: i took out a waste basket and felt so insecure, cos basically i'm not wearing a mask that filters out drugs. and got liquid in the basket lo.
jar: u are so gona lose ur hair

fa goes on to talk about patients there
jar: so got see any haggard , dying cancer patients?
fa: shld not refer to them in such a way lah, some look weak, majority were old, many sad looking, but significant still quite cheerful looking
jar: its a sad place sigh
fa: all the pple in my pharmacy are very cheerful (gloating over misfortunes perhaps?)

In conversation with yx

yx works in SGH and talks about shit work
jar: anyhow hows work? good or bad?
yx: bad lor, work like shit, 1000 prescription a day, stand from9-6, not a single drop of wateer
jar: then wat u have to do
yx: wat u think, pack pack n pack

yx goes on to talk about the pple there
jar: any bitchy staff or pervertic patients ?
yx: er..i dunno i only work behind counter. never see anyone lor. verygal there looks like shit can
jar: whahahaha
yx: cos overwork under paid
yx: we down there only >40, i m the prettiest, hahahahahah

sidetrack and talk about xiaxue
yx: i noe tt xiaxue, used to be rv one lei, tmd she very short one lei, not chio lar, in sec veri bad reputaution one
jar: pple now famous liao lei... look at u... still fuck tup as ever… whahaha
yx: wah low eh i was lei tmd how the fuck she bcome famous lor (I would say every dog has its day, woof woof)

In conversation with cp

Din chat with her but she so love the job. Read more at here and here and here

Jaron shit at 12:47 a.m.

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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Swimming

Finally, i got to go swimming today. Being a very ºÆ¶¯ person, i've been wanting to swim for so long liao but has weather been bad past few days. So today meet zs at delta 10.15 for a swim. Bloody reach there and then they annouce no bathing facility due to pipes problem or something. wtf? so ll lo, we changed to mt faber safra, which cost 3.5x more than the usual fee. Pay bit more you get 1. real great bathing facilities (got soap shower foam one), 2. clean water (at least dun have the feeling of gl-used-water), 3. ample long chairs around for you to toast ur body, 4. no need for locker (you feel totally safe putting ur belongings on the chair unlike at delta or for that matter any, other public swimming pool), 5. ambience as zs mentioned (perhaps due to the vegetation ard that gives the country-club feeling). Not bad huh? Yep I think I going to borrow some1 sarfra card and go there daily liao!

Zs was great, still as frank and funny as b4... really fun to go out with him man. Ya so talk about stuff, and i lost 1 mac meal to zs as he correctly predicted chelsea to win premiership this season. When will fucking mu do something? Waste my time supporting them. We spent about 2 hrs there and I swam 3 laps. Wanted to swim more, but by lunch time, pple start comming in for lunchtime swim and pool got alot pple. I hate crowds. So then we siam and go eat lunch at Han's.

O yeah, and i've made a new friend! (on msn that is) Guess who? Its cp's superidol ww! whaha... yeah she was saying that she applied for the pharm lab officer position. Hope she gets it and takes over that cristine (shes the bugger who help in biotech n pharm analysis and always show a darn black face). Doing pract is sian enuff liao and still have to see her black face. Pract will be better with ww ard? hopefully... Till then...

Jaron shit at 06:45 p.m.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The xxx-ED hype

This is quite a lame post. I was bored. Do not read if you are in a irritable mood.

As you all might have already know, the most popular blogs in the singapore blogsphere community are xiaswear (as pronouced by Timothy Go in his "That's IT" show), brownguy, miyagi, fucker, and the latest bulletin of singapore bloggers tomolo.sg!!!

Yeah and these sites have been recieving the greatest, if not all, traffic in singapore. As such, other bloggers have been wanting to get onto or featured on these sites to get more traffic (i dunnoe why also, but perhaps to boost their ego?).

This is what happens when they have been feature-ED

Unfortunately, jar is not pro enuff to get onto their list. Not that i wanna boost my ego, but somehow it feels rather good to have ur counter jumping up and up. Well, try starting a blog and start feeling it! Anyhow, back to topic, patn speculated that there are 2 reasons why im not popular, namely - 1. my blog lacks humour, 2. my blog lacks depth. Upon reflection and thinking, i felt so too. As such, jar tried to ×ß depth µÄ·Ïß and thus been dilligently and consistently reading ST and CNA to gain knowledge so as to write more profound post. Maybe its just mi, i just cant do it. I think humor and depth cant be nutured - :(.

Therefore, jar was at his lowest point, realising hes such a failure. At his lowest point, his good frens raph and viclance broke a news to him! No brown-ed, No miyagi-ed, No fuck-ed, No xiaxue-ed, No tomorrow-ed, BUT jar has been GOOGLE-ED - one of the top few search engine! What a turning point for jar!

Jar has officially been

Type in "jaron liu" in google! Well, I've done it for you if you are too lazy to do it. Here is it.

O yeah, before I go, I would like to thank Singapore's World Class University - NUS, for posting my private, confidential, and personal resume up online, thereby allowing mi to be google-ed. Thank you so much NUS. You are indeed World Class in this area. Cheers.

That's all for today folks. Anyhow, I so wanna be popular, and so if possible, comment/chatterbox/email/msn or watever me to give me ideas on how to write post with great humor and depth. Thanks. I'll be waiting for your replies. Yep and I've also created my own icon for others to use when i managed to get popular.


<a href="http://jaronliu.pitas.com">
<img src="http://i3.
photobucket.com/albums/y98/jaronster/
feature-ed/jarifi-ed.jpg"></a>

So why wait? be a pioneer and start putting up this icon right now! For html idiots amateurs, jus copy and paste the above code onto your webpage.

P/S - Another disclaimer. The icons posted in this entry are solely for entertainment purposes. As such, the writer will not be liable for any damages, pain or psychological harm inflicted on the people/organisation mentioned and/or readers. Please read my full disclaimers on my sidebar for further elaboration.

On a separate issue, I happen to chance upon M@ngo aka Tan Chwee Huat Tad's secret blog!!!~~~ Check it out NOW!

Jaron shit at 12:10 a.m.

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Monday, May 9, 2005

When the gek ling kias perish instead of flourishing?

Recently there seems to be more and more gek ling events/issues. Or is it just mi? Screen Asia bollywood, more foreign gl IT talents, more gl tourists, and many more.


--> look at that? only gek ling kia pet/hanky panky/sex in dirty waters. Well dun beileve? go sentosa on a weekend to catch live action

Haro Singapore wrote:

Gek ling kias cause ruckus at Esplanade. Large groups of gek ling kias are a sure prelude to trouble. You know that, I know that, and apparently, the police know that too. Read the full article here.

For mi, to all gek ling kia out there, this is for you:

Disclaimer. The above written are solely for entertainment purposes. As such, the writer will not be liable for any damages, pain or psychological harm inflicted on the people/organisation mentioned and/or readers. Please read my full disclaimers on my sidebar for further elaboration.

Jaron shit at 12:43 p.m.

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Saturday, May 7, 2005

Weekends

Movie Outing

Its been a long time since mi, tad, viclance watched a movie tog. So fri viclance jio to watch the thriller/horror movie ¡°House of Wax¡±. I book the tix and went down to look for them and found them playing raiden at arcade. Reminds mi of the army days where after work we chiong down to arcade/cs/movie! Anyhow then jz called tad for activities I think but unfortunately viclance din jio jz for the movie (reasons explained in his blog). Sidetrack bit, we also talk about jz not updating his blog regularly and he saying he will do it daily when he 1st started out blogging (I guess maybe jz got gf now, thus big fuck like tad, thus bz, thus not updating? hehe).

The movie was pretty OKIE only, for the female lead was pretty and had good figure. It was not really a thriller but more of gruesome type. Anyhow, there were quite a few cool scenes with the psycho killer snipping off heads, fingers, and legs using those toolbox snipers. Watching these scenes gives mi the idea of snipping turtles heads off and see how would they react. Previously I only thot of freezing and heating them, but now I have a new way of torturing them! Argh... I wanna go ubin fast and start wacking those animals! Viclance/tad how? When? Faster organize!!!

Treetop Walk

Its a sat morning and we (mi, tad, mbs, cp, tt, cs, viclance) went to the mac ritchie treetop walk. This time round no1 tua and no1 was late and thus we started the walk promptly at 8.15am. All of them were in white but I was in black!!! Cos I din noe black will attract mosquitoes!!! Luckily tad brought off spray which saves the day!!! The total walk was like 10km+++, walked till my legs cramp and all the way up to my balls sia! (now I literally noe the feeling of TLP ¨C teh lan pa ¨C which daddy always talk about). Walked till my feet got blisters also, for which viclance commented mi being raphish (jz aka raphy is well known to be weak and get blisters easily on slightest standing/walking as viclance said). Anyhow, it was a good exercise though, at least for jar. The view at the treetop bridge was quite nice also. We chatting a lot while walking such as ¨C

1. Viclance HMMM theories again as usual. a) HMMM pple have to be nice, b) HMMM pple not contributive and only constantly taking, c) HMMM pple are doomed to be single (100% for gals, 70% for guys), d) HMMM pple are loud and making noises, e) HMMM pple are attention seekers, f) and many more. Also shared with ssj experience in the toilet with 2 HMMM pple and viclance got sooooooo excited.

2. tt/cs talking about mi and ocl AGAIN and this time viclance joined in too (simply cos ocl is HMMM pple as nothing interest viclance as much as HMMM pple). This time tt/cs were saying wat ocl and mi are blessed cursed for 7 lifes. And we are previously Á¼Éϲ®ÓëÖéӭ̨ and Å£ÀÉÓëÖ§Å®. Was crappy la.

More writings on treetop walk event at viclance's blog and cp's blog.

Below are some of the pics taken using viclance and cp cam!


--> check out the trail that we took


--> look at the flora, its so nice, nature is sooo great


--> and the fauna, look at those helpless animals, cant wait to blast them

--> finally we are there! look at our µ½³ßÒ»ÓÎ pose!

--> jar, viclance at bridge

--> jar, viclance, tad, frens forever? whahaha

--> group foto at the bridge

--> mbs and cp posing at the bridge

--> tad and mbs, jar was forced to fuck off, see that poor jar walking away sadly?

--> finished walking the damn short bridge

--> look at the bridge! steel, iron, ropes, and what not. I bet it¡¯s the safest suspension bridge i.e. world class. Quality of bridge brings out the ¡°kiasi¡± of the famous 3Ks nature of sg

--> we went up to the jelongtong tower too, view is as good as hdb flats in bishan

--> jar with tad at tower

--> walked past some area with lotsa fishes and tad is happily feeding those damn fishes and turtles

--> while jar tries to lure them with bread and then poke the asses with a branch

--> tired mbs

--> mbs taking outdoor photoshoot ah? whaha

--> finally a pic with mbs!!! whahaha

Some Whinnings

Yes, I¡¯ve something to whine again. Food this time round. Sidetrack bit, a typical fat discrimination is that pple often think that fatties eat everything and anything. I mean fuck tup la, they also have likes and dislikes lo. Yep so back to topic, this weekends I had 2 meals on something which I din really wanted to eat.

Friday movie outing with viclance we ate pizza hut. In the 1st place, I¡¯m not really a pizza person. In addition, at tm chalet I already eat lotsa pizza le! Then that day viclance jus walked into pizza hut and sit down!!! So lan lan lo, though viclance told mi we can walked out if I want, but its like wtf? I¡¯m those ÆÛÉÆÅÂåÇ kind one lo, so where dare do such stunts?! Sidetrack bit again, the restaurant was filled with muds/gls as waitress lo. Wonder why. We speculated that they are the only ones who dun mind low pays. If chinese sure cowpei cowbu one lo. Any other speculations pple? Feel free to contribute.

Yep the next food which I din wanna eat was ajisen ramen lunch after the treetop walk. Again I¡¯m not a noodle person and din really wanna eat that. But viclance taught mi that when out with groups we should open out and try new things (but to mi, my theory is more pple = more trouble). Anyhow so we went on to eat and I ordered a miso cha siu ramen. 5 pathetic pieces of cha siu only! Soup was salty but I finished it up all leaving behind the noodle. I complain bit after the meal about how sucky it was. Viclance told mi that thats quite bad manners and upon reflections I felt so too. Hence, jar would like to apologize to all those (tad, mbs, cp, tt, cs) present (by the its sincere as many pple always think jar words are joke).

Yep that¡¯s about all this weekend. I hope Sunday will have some outings/happenings so theres something for mi to post!

P/S ¨C memo to self, please remember to bring viclance¡¯s dumbbell the next time when meeting him. Sorry about it viclance.

Jaron shit at 10:06 p.m.

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Friday, May 6, 2005

Fat discrimination yet again...

The other day i was reading the mind for your body and there was this article on fat pple getting less smile and less service. Pple seems not to like serve fat pple. Are they that hard to serve? Are fat pple not customers? What the fuck have they done wrong to deserve such discriminatory actions? I really dun understand. One of the few reasons why i dun like shopping. Because those fuck ass retailers look at mi with the unwritten but yet obvious msg "fuck off we dun serve fatties, and even if we do, there no size for you"

On the same day i was talking to patn and he was suggesting to hold a fatties convention at sentosa then plant a bomb killing all fatties. In my heart im thinking what good will he achieve from doing that? Are fatties that in pple's way? This question was answered by viclance, who have many theories about fatties.

Then today, ssj was like visiting blogs and happenend to be reading about grace blog. ssj then also mentioned that grace hate fat and ugly. ssj on msn - "shopping spree! weee: whahaa grace detest ugly and fat"

Also today, viclance was talking to mi about food and suddenly it lead to the topic of being fat. He was saying about what pple shld be hunting for food and so fat pple are not able to survive in outside realms of cilivisation. In fact, i happened to read viclance blog just now and saw him posted not 1 but 2 entries on fatties.

  • In the 1st post, he mentioned he saw 2 fatties (he dun even call them fatties but refer them as specimens) eating and described (or shld i use the word insulted) their eating patterns. Read the full article here.
  • In the 2nd post, he talked about a blog he visited and how that fat gal was irritated with all the scorn and insults she gets from being fat. She also complained about not having a bf to tell her that she was pretty. So she end up spending the rest of everyday of her life feeling completely unattractive and unwanted. How sad but yet true. I think it is wrong for pple to theroize that fat pple are unwanted, will remain single, and eventually die as a virgin. It is a fact. Read the full article here.

From these msn conversations and blog entries, it prompt mi further to search and find out more. Is there really that huge fat discrimination around or is it just mi imagining things. Well, I did a search on yahoo, so guys check it out here. 600k+ results, and guess wat all give complete matches. I dun even get such good search results when searching for my biotech tutorial on the type of immunoassays a preg test kit uses. One of the article from these search i read really touches my heart. Read the full article here. Below is the excerpt:

  • I think fat people are one of the largest groups that suffer from invisible (I dun think its invisible anymore, fat discrimination is getting more and more blatant nowadays) discrimination. And since I am a certified, card carrying member, I am allowed to have made that pun. Ever notice how often the character of scorn or the brunt of the joke is a fat person? (I am a living example, day in day out i get joked on being fat) Unfortunately, our society views being overweight as a character flaw. Proof that the person is lazy or weak-willed. That the person doesn't care about him/herself, so why should anyone else. (What fuck tup theory is that? 1 black shit doesnt mean all shit are black) Our society is making progress in learning tolerance in many areas. I look forward to the day when a person's weight is one of these areas. (I certainly dun think so with pple like viclance, patn, grace, ssj, and many others and not to mention their descendants. Its a fucking vicious cycle)

So in conclusion, fatties, if you cant beat them? Join them? No. Make them join you instead. Fucking bring all your frens to buffet to eat! Dissuade them from exercising and what not. Good luck and cheers.

Jaron shit at 12:58 a.m.

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Thursday, May 5, 2005

Chalet

Yep and so the chalet was once again organised by our dear tm. 1st yr we had one, 2nd yr we din have, 3rd yr we have it again, 4th yr? I think there shld be one every year so as to keep in contact.

Anyhow b4 the chalet we went to wow wow wet. Highlights as follows:

  • Pple - jar, fa, tt, cs. Not a big crowd, but i dun really like alot pple as more pple = more trouble.
  • Attractions - freaking boring. Only 2 rides are fun, viz. slide up and ulah lar. In fact these are the only 2 rides not offered by jurong east swimming complex. Rest of the rides there are found at jesc. So mi and cs took the slide up and he freaking scream like hell!!! The ride is something like viking with a 80 deg downward plunge but sitting on a float. Anyhow tt dare not try and fa company tt. The children water playground was quite fun and we had MUCH fun playing with the water guns and spashing of water.
  • Eye candy - not much, maybe because its a weekday. However, theres lotsa of ang mos with big (but sagging) boobs.
  • Conclusion - dun waste time/money at www but instead try jesc (more value for money).

Yeah so after www, they (but not mi) all still want more soaking and went to chalet for a swim. Highlights of chalet as follows:

  • Saw sl at upon entering. Park my bike behind his car, which he kp to ask mi move off cos he going home or sthg. Bloody!!! got car big fuck ah? actually yes, so nothing much to say :(
  • Waited a while and finally pple start to come and bbq started. Too many pple at pit and limited space at pit. Fastest was to make garlic bread and eat and so i ate 5-6 pieces and got so full that i could not eat the rest of the food later in the night. Lotsa mingling while bbq and lotsa talks.
  • Blog stuff. They started talking about blogs and commented that i shld not be so bad and discriminate against gls and ocl. Point noted, i shall constrain myself. Then talk about how crazy hazelnut entries are and they could not imagine its her writing it! I think blog is a good topic to start a conversation nowadays. Pple are excited about wat u post and more importantly what other pple post. Use codes like T, W, A, to represent your frens and pple will be more excited and curious about ur blog.
  • tm stuff. As usual, i always talk about tm past. For those who dunnoe tm past includes 1. Miss Y (last time always study tog with tm one), 2. Miss G (who go his house help prepare bbq food during 1st yr chalet), 3. Miss E (who could have made tm a father!).
  • After food and talk, i started to prepare alcoholic drinks for them. So i made 2 jugs - volka sprite and volka ribena. Went around serving them and asking them to drink more. 1. tm/tt drank and remain sober, 2. fa drank and face become red and begun talking alot of nonesense (disinhibition sia!), 3. cs drank and become super quiet (he has gone 1 step after disinhibition - sedation!), 4. cord drank, cowpei alcohol too low, give her more, face turn red, so kok can!!!
  • Later in the night, fa and co went up to room to have adult discussion or sthg. I din join, cos i prefer watching adult stuff rather than talking adult stuff whahahaha. So i was watching tv with the pple below. They were so engrossed in the "jing zhong ren" and so i told them that fann is pretending and plotting revenge. They all believe mi :). Then tau came sooo late but jus in time to catch his fav denise keller. So again they were discussing about the show and ask mi why din i join. I DID LO, but got rejected for too high a BMI. yf was like saying if im in, i would be the highlight of the show, and pple would be like catching the series to see when i get kicked out (so MEAN can)
  • Fa and co left at 10pm, while mi and tau left at about 12. 3 person took my bike that day - zeeling, hy, and yx. Yx and hy same pattern super scared, zeeling more steady and say the ride was not bad. hy got soooo scared that she dare not take my bike home and waited for sy's car (see? i told u got car big fuck liao right? whaha)

Jaron shit at 03:41 p.m.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2005

Some local issues to ponder about...

1. Nation mourns death of Mr Wee Kim Wee, known as the people's president. I think really alot of pple like him. When i was young (say about 13-15 yrs old), i do hear my parents talking about him. They kinda commenting that Ong Teng Cheong will be as good as Wee Kim Wee. Anyhow, we have our beloved Nathan now. Will he get the nation mourn next time? Something to consider, bearing in mind hes a gl.

2. Heard from news theres gona be another transport fees hike. SMRT applied 1st then followed by SBS. Kinda extra la, why not jus save the pretense and apply tog to save paper work and wat not. Everything increase, bus fare, movie tickets, salary no increase, increase expenses only... WTF!?!? Anyhow an advice to those aunties who cowpei on interview and kokers who write to forums, save ur time and effort. Havent you guys learn enuff from the "announce build 2 when the debate is on having 1 or not" issue?

3. IRs attracting more indians tourist. Nothing much to discuss. Simply more filth in the country thats all. We are sooooo gonna lose the clean green city with fresh air image.

4. GLs discrimination getting bigger. Saw an article on papers that some condo in serangoon specifically said that they want NO gls security guards. Its funny la. I wonder will the vashimarina geklingkia nadu will write in again to forum to complain not.

Yep thats some local issues i was thinking about while reading the papers today. Today whole day spent on mj with simon, fr, cyn. Lost AGAIN, how suay can i get? On the way to tuition, skies turn black n began pouring, jz law of rain in my mind. And finally i had my golden handshake with my fg tutee. I'll miss your stupidity, take care.

Jaron shit at 11:15 p.m.

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Monday, May 2, 2005

Why are there so many fat discrimination issues going around?

Self explanatory by the clip. Period.

Jaron shit at 10:55 p.m.

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Monday, May 2, 2005

Reasons why women find it hard to find the man of their dreams

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Women... want this want that... everything also want... looks/nice/money... among other things... wth!

Jaron shit at 02:12 p.m.

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Monday, May 2, 2005

Aunties

Today its my turn to work as cashier.

So one lady came over to buy coffee, she is around my age.

Started ordering in English: "one packet of coffee no sugar"

NNB i was like WTF, is it kopi O kosong? or Kopi O? Technically speaking, coffee byself has got milk, so she mention coffee no sugar is flawed, since there wasnt even any sugar in it to begin with.

Then i ask in mandarin: "Òª¼ÓÅ£Ä̵ÄÂð, »¹ÊǼÓÌǵÄ?" [want milk in it or with sugar type]

She replied: "coffee with no sugar please"

Then i ask again in madarin: "¿§·È±¾À´¾ÍûÌÇ, ÓûªÓï°É." [coffee dont have any sugar in it in the first place, please speak in madarin]

She replied: "ok, Kopi O zit bao"

CCB, waste my time.

It must be one of those working aunties with ang mo mia like mary or josephine. Personally, i feel if you are an auntie jus admit it and dun act seh. Talk about aunties remind mi of what i read on papers today. Got this auntie wrote in to complain about a couple heavy petting in playground. Extra la, also not pet you, you complain wat? Aunties... wth...

Jaron shit at 01:20 a.m.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

Æ­È˵Ä~~~~~~~

"Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and your plans will succeed"
- Proverbs 16:3

Commit to you and everything will succeed? My foot! I commit liao lo. But my plans din succeed. Outright failure. Screw you my Lord for bluffing mi.

Jaron shit at 10:48 p.m.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

A day at our world class island - Sentosa

Yes, today i went to sentosa, with fa, viclance, weilun, and their frens. So 1st thing was viclance told mi the wrong location to meet and was late by half hour or so. But again thats not the highlight of this entry. Today we shall discuss on the world class/1st class tag given to our lovely island, Sentosa.

Seriously, those who go to sentosa will definetly not agree that its a lovely island (except for those psc scholars, politicians, pao kias, and what not). The only reason why pple go there is simply cost. Try raising the price back to the old times of 12 bucks (if im not wrong) and see who will go. 3 bucks (inclusive transport) for beach place to play ur volley, fresbies, suntan, hanky panky in dirty sea water, soccer, and what not, is kinda okie. Anyhow, not as if pple really like there cos where else in sg u get a beach?

Anyhow, back to the point on world class. The only world class thing about our dear sentosa island is "waiting". You can never find such 1st class "waiting" else where i believe. Today i qued for 30 mins to hop on the shuttle bus to enter. Another 15 mins to hop on the internal bus to the beach. For bathing, another 45 mins for waiting. Finally, i waited the another 15+30 mins to get out of the lovely island. Almost 2 hrs was spent on waiting. How lovely.

In additional to the waiting, theres lotsa gls ard. For the benefits of those who did not read my previous gls entry, gls by definition of Jaropedia is "GL is the abbrevation for gek ling. It is also a term synonymous to the word filth." Yep so the gls flooded our lovely island and making it filthy. I had to endure taking bus with them and worst of all using the shower rooms that THEY HAVE USED before. Fa said the reason for the masses and gls is cos today is a holiday eve. My opinion is as follow - to minimise racial disharmony, the gahment should consider having a different holiday day for the gls. Or even better, no holidays for them. Its scary to have them wandering ard the island.

Anyhow talking about sentosa, it reminds mi of the casino integrated resort that sentosa is going to have. I really cant imagine who would wanna endure all these waiting and filth just to go in to gamble. The high rollers will be disgusted by the unsightly sight upon the 1st step into the island. Perhaps thats the reason why limosines have their windows blackend. If im the uncle/auntie, i rather go underground one or perhaps even genting or ships. Forget about the SGD100 bucks entry and measures for the social ills of gambling, just simply plant all the gls as ur service personels, im sure u can deter 80% if not 100% of the gamblers.

Lastly, i really think the gahment shld close down the entire island and let the renovation go on. Its really an unsightly place with all the works going ard, limited toilets, dirty water, among other things. Yep, and below are some pics of my buddy viclance ive taken using my hp (group pics were taken by some other pple whom i have no access to)

P/S - viclance today you hurt mi badly for using the 3 letter word (FAT) on mi. i treat you as a good buddy and yet you do the least imaginable thing to mi. i still treat you as a good fren, i hope you wun use that 3 letter word on mi again.

Jaron shit at 08:54 p.m.

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Sunday, May 1, 2005

Post Examination Depression

Hi all, finally exams are over. I have also archive my page as requested by viclance. Cp msn and say why the page is empty and so i suppose i shld have an entry.

Post Exams Depression as follows:

1. Unable to see xXx anymore. Sigh.

2. Freaking computer broke down. Can't chat, can't watch drama, can't surf porn forums, can't blog, can't game. How bad can things get?

3. Financial status is pathological state. So bad that I'm going to work as a ticketing seller at GV @ 3 bucks per hour. I will be working at Great World GV. Come find mi and I'll give you more cheese on your nachos. Order a coke and I'll fill ice lemon tea for you.

Yep, thats how bad it is for mi. So to end it off, I share 2 things with you all - a clip and a pic. Yep thats all and I hope to have more interesting things to post during these 3 months holidays.

Jaron shit at 00:47 a.m.

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A Person with the following characteristics:
:: lum nua (ssj)
:: ask wannabe (ssj)
:: talented (tad)
:: kua zhang (mbs)
:: er xin (cp)
:: disgustingly loud laughter (cyn)
:: so fat (my "good" fren pl)
:: big time fcuker (jm)
:: bu zhi shuo wei (mum)
:: childish (fr)
:: ah sia kia wannabe (simon)
:: po kia (pp, chin)
:: buaya (jerms)
:: big L, loser! (patn)
:: lc, low class! (douglas)
:: prof jar (yx, tm)
:: my father kia (viclance)
:: as irritating as eric carlment (kailee)
:: as cool as eric carlment (viclance)
:: beastly nature (cmc)

On what I love to do:
:: sleep
:: watch serie esp hk type
:: mahjong
:: tennis
:: running

On what I dislike:
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:: naggy
:: act sey
:: those who find you when only when they need your help

Things I cant live without:
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:: a special one
:: internet, im constantly dling, will die if i dun dl
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