Mr.Greene
Wednesday, November 5, 2003
08:07 a.m.

mr greene....he is a weird one. i call him kunta kente. in reality i dont know what he is...black white who knows??? omfg that bell just rang...i must go now....i will upadte more later...forgive me!!! holla bak young'ns [whoop whoop]

STAND UP!
Sunday, October 26, 2003
09:12 a.m.

Hello fellow pita followers. im am gonna update about my exciting weekend of up and downs. no im not talkin about my emotional state...im talkin about the FAIR!! i will fill you in about that later..first lets talk about Friday. Friday was a day that i wish school was like everyday. i had to attend *this* much school [holds fingers very close to each other] due to our parade/pep rally. so i will fill you in about the classes that were great cuz we didnt do SMACK! okay...First period: anatomy. since our teacher is the varsity cheerleader coach, you KNOW we didnt have to do anything. all the cheerleaders just came where we were and made signs for the pep rally. [what is pep rally short for anyway..it should be the YOO GONNA GET CRUNK SCHOOLWIDE GET TOGETHER olo] so i started talkin to my cheerleader friend [Renee] and emily [stephen maxfield's homegirl] came and started to talk to us also. so we were talking about gorillas or something sniffing eachothers butt when they like each other and then i go "well, lions pee on each other when they like each other" and they go "i knew that...i dont know how though" then i go "SPICE GIRLS MOVIE" and they were like OHHH YEA! thats where its from. so we were talking about that movie and how we own it and stuff and talking about how we used to watch the concert parts just to learn the dance. saying that started the "let's sing spice girls because its cool" stage. so we go through and sing the songs..and its a shame because we know the words to like all of them. then we start doing the dance to "come on come on" you know the part in the movie where they are in italy and the half naked men come out...you know what part we are talking about. so we [actually just me cuz they know that i would make myself look stupid] started doing the dance in the middle of all these cheerleaders. it was pretty funny. we were GETTING CRUNK before the YOO GONNA GET CRUNK SCHOOLWIDE GET TOGETHER. olo. so then that class was over and i went to APUSH. in apush we kept doing puritan porn [ask me and i will tell...you know there is a little link on the side for my sn and email] and acting stupid. it was pretty fun if you ask me. i tried to get online in order to update but the teacher wouldnt let me...stupid teacher...just kiddin i love you GREENE! my teach is KG...literally. his name is Greene. olo. so then we did more stuff mostly Wendel, Sangeetha, and I were just actin stupid but having fun. olo. *bell rings* off to physics...ok..we had a substitute. or shall i just say he wasnt there. so we walk in and there is like 12 people in there so we all go to lunch. olo. [we have second lunch but the whole class goes to first] so with lunch i went and chilled with the asians at the two tables they always take over. so lunch was over so we [myself and sasha] decided to go back to GREENEs class. so we go and we find out thats where we are supposed to be anyway. haha. so we chill in there. and i start to sing again this time old chorus songs with my buddy Stephanie. so we are singing and then *bell rings* and we are off to fourth. NERF. the only class where he made us do work. so i was in there for like 20 min before we were dismissed and got to go to the PARADE! whoo hoo! so its parade time and we are all in a line and what not..so we start the parade. after being harassed by Senior Women because we are in front of them and not behind them. get over it. so we are marching and of course our float is blasting rap music and stuff..so D*mn by youngbloodz come on and our sponsor [ms.smith] is sitting in the float right...she starts getting crunk cuz i guess that was her song so she start throwning up her gangsigns that were really her digits but i dont get why cuz she was in the middle of a bunch of girls. olo. so i sponsor was getting crunk before the YOO GONNA GET CRUNK SCHOOLWIDE GET TOGETHER! olo. the funniest thing about the parade was the fact that it would be a big group of ghetto guys standing on the corner..like 6 of them and we would thrown on piece of candy at them and watch them like fight over it. olo. it was pretty darn funny. amanda [puppysp16] and i were getting crunk the whole time "dancing" or trying to. i cant dance so it was funny..what made it even funnier was the black girls going "girls stop" and then the white girls are all like "go joi go joi i didnt know you could dance" olo. they prolly thought i could dance just cause i was on beat. olo. it was pretty funny. olo. then we march into the YOO GONNA GET CRUNK SCHOOLWIDE GET TOGETHER and we are CRUNK so we get even CRUNKIER just for the occasion. so at this point i am so tired and grumpy cuz im hot and dehydrated and we have to sit on hte bleachers until school was out. and that was the end of the day. so i go home or whatever. i walk in get a cold drink and then i hear my mom saying "lets get ready to go" and i remembered...off to my little brothers homecoming at Westside. it was pretty fun. the cheerleaders cheered the football players ran and play football among themselves and music was blasting. my bro Matt won all-american for his team and christian just got a medal iono what for but who cares. he can get like a 0 scholarship...isnt that horrible in a good way. like he is 10 and already gettin money for college...i am 16 sitting around with shifty eyes waiting for someone to give me heads up on how to get money. yea..so then saturday i went to both the games. the last games so i was kinda sad cuz i will now have nothing to do on saturdays anymore. than afterwards i came home and chilled for a second before i was invited to the mall with ja-hi-ra and eva. went to the mall, we were silly like always throw up our gang signs and stuff, getting crunk to spanish reggae. mad fun. than i came home again then i was invited to the fair by my great friend jessie the bia bia. that was so much fun. on the way there we got crunk to the backstreet boys. heck yea...so we are like looking for a parking spot at the fair. we are driving by alltel and we noticed that farther down cars were parking..so we decide to go in there and park to. jessie goes "look at all these stupid people going to the fair in their homecoming clothes" and im like "yea...stupid kids" and jessie goes "there sure are a lot of them" and i go "yea..there is" so i look up at alltel stadium...look at the kids dressed up...look at alltel stadium..look at the kids dressed up...look at alltel stadium...look at the kids dressed up..than a spark came and i made the connection. i was all like...this is MY homecoming that im not going to. olo. stupid me for making fun of people when i was actually making fun of myself because they werent going to the fair. olo. yea so we go we ride rides...had fun. than we became hungry. we hit up that hotdogs/corndogs stand. olo. the line there was longer than any other line in the whole fair. so we are standing there and jessie said something so stupid but i wont say it cuz it might offend some people. olo. ok so we eat and jess and i decided to go on more rides. i almost threw up but it was cool. omg..in the animals it was this rabbit that looked like a dog. it was HUGE! olo. pretty funny. than we went to the haunted house..how much fun was that, olo. yea. than we rode the ferris wheel and i made the biggest ja-kazz out of myself because this lady got on the ride...and ithouhgt she was a little kid..so i was all like "and how old are you?" and she goes "24" and i was like .......................................................... ok. *look away towards the view* olo. yea...than that was the night at the fair. on the way home i passed out in the back of the car and they were messing with me so much. olo. stupid people. olo. j/k. yea...than sunday i just sat at home and did hw. olo. than the week and nothing happened all week. now lets go to friday. friday was fun. chilled with friends at the mall. the zoo parking lot, the mall, the mall parking lot *i drove and almost hit another car =/*, over someones house,,,chilled and watched videos. than home, yea, friday was fun. on to saturday we went to unf for Nerf. =/. we being rudy. alvin, kavelo? [i sorry i dont know how to spell your name] and we met up with tyler and anna. i saw about 10 stanton people...it was pretty funny. yea. then we took a break and went to wendys..mad fun. then we went to the bank than back to unf. than we went to the mall [avenues and regency] than we came home. i had fun. now today...sunday...i have to finish tons of hw. olo. ap lang..study for apush and other things. =/. school sucks at times. i finally realized that paxon is cool. i like it. i used to wish i went to stanton...but now that i think about, im happy where i am. yea i lost some old friends from middle school..but life is life. those friends that i lost,,,i have gained new friends. i still miss my old friends and everything but hey, oh well, i tried to stay in contact i guess they didnt want to stay friends and stuff cuz they didnt try that hard. and i realized that i am friends with a lot people in which we have kept in touch since elementary. i.e. [ja-hi-ra, allie, ashley] thats tyte. alright. my hands hurt. and this is long. so i guess i will finish.

but before i go, i can realize that we dont know how long we are gonna be on this earth and how precious life really it. i may not have known the Mark, but i didnt have to know him to realize he died young. god bless his family and friends, he is with God now and God is watching over you. May he rest in peace.
[Mark Santos]-[May 2, 1989-October 25, 2003].
holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

correction
Monday, October 6, 2003
10:42 p.m.

i was referring to bugging jessie the bia bia in the previous entry......

Gettin Crunk in da Vill!
Monday, October 6, 2003
10:21 p.m.

This entry is mainly a shout-out to Jessie the BIA BIA's 5th period Accountin class...iono remember the name of the teacher. please forgive me. all you kids in her class..call her one green mofo. she knows what im talkin about. yes, now bug her to find out what i am talkin about. dang jess that is your second latin lover this year. uh oh! you are becoming infatuated with hispanics like i am. =D. you like some frijoles en tu arroz eh? haha...yea figures. so greek orthodox black jew white girl. well...im gonna go now i jsut wrote this to give a shout out to that ACOUNTING CLASS..if you guys are reading this during class, shame on you. listen to your teacher..you arent listening if you are still reading this. GET CRUNK 5TH PERIOD, GET CRUNK!

Fishsticks and cocoa butter
Monday, October 6, 2003
05:17 p.m.

Hey Guys! Whoo-hoo. I dont know what im whoo-hooing about i just added that in. lets talk about my weekend. Saturday was cool. Went to Wolfson in order to view my lil brothers game. it was cool..he won. it was so hot, i swear i got like 234 shades darker. Im dark like SHABBA![you have to scream that aloud! SHABBA! say it with me SHA-BA!] yea, lets see, than after the game i came home. [obviously, where else would i go?] then i got dressed in order ir al fiesta. it was at Dave and Busters! so much fun. old friends and arcade games. how can you beat a combination of that. madd shouts to all my friends from j-dub, i miss you guys! yea...got home late...is this like the third weekend in the row where i have lived a life like an actual teenager? i would have to say yes! olo. sunday i slept all day and then did hw at like 7 at night. olo. i knew i shouldnt have procrastinated till sunday night.but me being me...i did. olo. did that stupid lab for physics which took all of two hours. stupid teacher. than i had to write a paper for anatomy. that was easy. like 30 minutes out of my life. you know what i jsut realized? why am i mumbling about hw like you actually care? heck..i hardly care..and its my life! anyway..today was ok. i didnt do anythin important. Anatomy-colored work books, apush- apush crap [i have a B its official], Physics- thank god for guidance c. they took up 45 minutes of that crappy class, and AP Lang- honestly that class is so boring i forgot. yea, okay lets stop talking about school. lets find something else to talk about...hmm..i dont know. i need to go to the movies! someone take me to the movies and i will love you forever. haha. j/k. i will love you forever no matter what. well..this entry sucked. hey...i thought the name of this entry was funny, like it was random. like when it goes "pagename" for somereason i was like :FISHSTICKS!: then i picked cocoa butter for good only knows why. olo. okay...im about to go and look at my transcript online..like my gpa and stuff like that...Holla Back young'ns [whoop whoop]

ye yeye yeye nenenenaww yeye seana paul n mi gusslin [sing to elephant man]
Saturday, October 4, 2003
12:57 a.m.

Greetings my cousins! or shall i say..."Whaddup cuh?" yea, im sorry for not updating on sunday. i had a good reason. pure laziness. yes...call me what you want, i dont care. okay...lets update what happened last week. nothin really. all last week..like the weekdays were boring. Thursday night, my great friend JESSIE the BIA BIA...hit me up on my Telly [since i dont have a celly i had to find something cool to call my home phone] and was like "What is up my black friend. I am going to go to my school to retrieve some materials from my locker..would you care to come?" translation "wuz up nigga, i gon' be going to hell in a few seconds cuz i left some sh*t in my locker..you wanna roll out?" i was like "OKAY!" all ghetto. so we went up to forrest and like all the doors were locked. so we decided to go to the other one..like we were to lazy to walk to the sidewalk so we decided to cut through the dirt/sand. and i was walking [its dark outside..like 730] and i looked down and this big frog like hops in front of me. and me being me started to scream my head off. pretty dang funny cuz its all quiet and im screaming like i was just stabbed 9 times like 50 cent. wait...that would be shot 9 times. hmm...same difference. ok so we go to that door and its locked, so we are like in pjs looking through the window to see if there is anyone in school. so we knock and this scary janitor comes to the door..honestly he looked like =/. like not even being funny. thats how his mouth looked. he was like "whatchu want" [sounded like "wont"] we were like "uhh" so he let us in. he was following us for a second. Forrest looks super tyte at night...like it looks like something from a scary movie. so we get her stuff and leave. Jess told me that her mom gave her money for us to get sundae's at Mickey D's [thats mrs. p]. so we go and order and like no one is at the first window so we are all like we will jsut pay at the next one. when we get there, like the guy who was working there was either high or drunk or retarded cuz he was all like "hey pretty girls" and flirting with us. but he was talking all slow and stuff. we i told ja-hi-ra she was all like "when guys try to holla they like to talk slow" no...he wasnt trying to holla, he was just crazy. so he is all telling jess how she has nice hands and she was finger molested. pretty funny. so we drive away from there as fast as possible. and we didnt pay...REBELS! yea..then i went home. hmm..Saturday i went to my brothers football games. Christians team lost but Matthews team won. Good Games! Then I came home and ran some errands with my mom. When I came home i got a call from Ja-Hi-Ra askin if i wanna go to the movies with her and EVA MAY. im like "okay" cuz i wouldve just been chillen at home anyway. so we spend like 20 minutes asking parents and stuff and so we are finally decide we are going to Eva's house. i was like okay. so eva and patricia come pick me up and we are out. we are going to blockbuster now. we are all listenin to the same sweet techno song over and over and over. so me benig me rolls down my window and hang all out and throw my hands up and down to the beat. so i do that like 20 times and at times get ja-hi-ra to join me throwing up our gang signs. so we are in blockbuster. we are acting all ghetto picking up these movies called like "Livin' in the Ghetto 24/7 featurin tupac" or something like that. olo. we would be like "i guess we gotta rent dis!" [being ghetto] and we are gettin crunk and you know its filled cuz its a saturday night so all these weird people as lookin at us and junk. and eva goes "lets get a scary movie" and patricia goes "Lets get blah blah blah...i heard it was a horror flick. HORRIBLY BAD!" and i go "Oh you must be talkin about GLITTER" olo. good times. so we finally decide on "The Hot Chick" and "Malibu's Most Wanted". so after walkin out after spendin like 34 minutes in Blockbuster we decide to go get Mr.KooL-Aid [if you dont know who that is go to ja-hi-ra's pita...link under Cool Places] so we are all at the light to turn...and we pull up next to this pt crusier...im all like "HOTT GUY" and ja-hi-ra is all like "WHERE WHERE" and im all like "IN THE CAR NEXT TO US" and we are all loud and the windows were down. so he all heard us and we zoom away with eva just not giving a care. so we are now in Kool-aids neighborhood. we are like driving around lookin for some street. okay...there mustve been mad parties going on cuz at like 235 houses there were many many many cars. and we are all driving around this neighborhood and i had eva switch on and off her high beams as i mad strong bad techno. pretty funny. so we finally find his street after finding out we passed it. olo. so eva hits a u-ey and we are on our way. we turn on his street and now look for his house. he was the house between the hosue with the washing machine garbage can and the boat. olo. so it looks all scary cuz its all dark and only one light on. so he makes us come to the house. and thats the scary part. its all dark and getting to his house is like walkin through a freakin Tropical Forest. I swore i heard an chimpanzee or something. so we get to his door and yadda yadda screaming at bug yadda yadda yadda debating whether i should say hi to kool-aids bro cuz he goes to my school yadda yadda yadda FAKE BUG, More screaming...yadda yadda yadda.."mad evidence you broke the car"...yadda yadda yadda..Dr.Eva the child pychiatirist..yadda yadda yadda...we leave. olo. so now we are going to evas. same techno song again pull up at her house and get out. we had to take off our shoes...thank god i had on clean socks. ha. so we go and eva's moms offers to make us eggrolls. you know we cant turn them down. olo. so we put on the hot chick me and eva were watching it...kool-aid and ja-hi-ra were like flirting like crazy. eggrolls ready and we take break. DEE-Li-CIOUS! yea..and we watch the movie. its over and eva goes to go look up some a question online. so its myself ja-hi-ra and koolaid in the room. so i felt awkard with them all like "blah blah blah" *random giggle* so i left went into the kitchen and ate eggrolls. yea so we chilled at evas till like late...and got home even later. so came home got online and went to bed. that was it. the rest of the week was eh. cant think of anythin that happened. today was fun. school was school mad nature walk. and then i went to forrest homecoming game With JESSIE the BIA BIA and Laurie and JAMIE LEE [curtis? nah] and Ms. P! i had tons of fun. and i saw all my old friends from JWJ..I miss you guys a big smooch to all of you! yea...i saw STEPHEN MAXFIELD..we was doing colorguard. GOOD WORK MAN! how about he forgot regular shoes so he was wearing like normal clothes and some church lookin shoes p his rotc shoes] pretty funny. stanton has a ridiculous band. they are good. to bad you had more people on your band than your team. olo. and forrest won like 35-9. it was a good game. hanging around jess and her friends are fun. cuz they are funny. and it was this one girl that looked all drunk and stuff...but thats how she normally is..and it was pretty bad condition. olo. yea..this weekend should be fun. my lil bros game tomorrow and a party to boot. may hang out with vanja on sunday cuz he said we should and im not doing anything. olo. hmm...do i have anythin else to say? not coming across my mind. okay...well i will go now. since i dont have nothin else to say. somethin funny happened but i cant think of what it is...argg....bye. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

..and the holes in the ground and the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around. i wa
Sunday, September 21, 2003
02:18 p.m.

Hey guys!! Whats up? its time to update my pita. i know you guys have been anticipating this update..well here it is. what has happen since sunday? hmm...well at school we have that stupid thing now that we have to say to our teachers "please teach us" wtf is that? i mean..im not gonna say to my basketball [yes basketball is a class, dont hate]teacher "Mr. [he wont let us call him coach] Hodges, please teach me all about basketball. how to make a layup and how to dribble between my legs." olo. its pretty dang gay. so we have done that for a week straight. its getting old. i tried to d.l. that outkast song last night that "i like the way you move"..in the middle of the song it starts to make this weird noise like your computer is about to blow up. stupid kazaa is doing this to cut down on d/ling. stupid kazaa. so i just d.l an old song by herman's hermits. great song. great band. yup yup. im gonna get that outkast cd on tuesday. it should be tyte. i like outkast. hm..what else should i talk about. oh yea. peer pressure. dont give in to peer pressure. i made my friend AMANDA! [puppysp16 im her there] tell the guy she likes she likes him. it didnt go to well. he told her he was talkin to someone else. not a good thing. i realize now that i was one of the people who make the peer pressure. at least it wasnt anything like drugs or alcohol. it was just telling someone something. like telling a teacher that you dont appreciate the grade you recieved or something like that. this entry sucks. i dont really have anythin to say. man..this entry sucks. i feel bad for making you read it. and i feel even worse writing this cuz now you have to read more. omg..i hsould stop typing. i cant make my fingers stop typing...ahhh!!!! holla back young'ns [whoop whoop] [ps dont ask me why the end of this entry just turned crazy, i think its cuz my medication isnt working well.]

are you gonna take a shower?
Sunday, September 14, 2003
04:14 p.m.

Hello fellow pita followers. on this beautiful sunday afternoon, i have decided to update. yesterday was great. adventure landing waterpark. i went with ja-hi-ra, alliE, chris, and ja-hi-ra cuz. madd fun. everything was free cuz it was like bank of america day or something like that. so we hit up the arcade..madd fun. laser tag..fun again. i got like 4200...patricia only beat me by a few hundred.=). i was gun number 13...lucky number 13. okay..then we ate. madd good FREE food. then after we ate chris and i got on this ride where you make your own roller coaster. so much fun. i want to ride a roller coaster now. my earring fell off and when i got off the ride patricia and alliE were like "we thought the ride was falling apart cuz i screw came off!" but it was my earring. then we went to do go-karts. patricia kicked everyones butt in go-karts. well...if i had a few more laps maybe i wouldve caught up. probably not. then chris left and we went to the water park. so much fun. we did the rides and the wave pool and the little thing you just sit in and float around. it was fun. my nose is all stopped up and i think i have a cold now cuz ive been sneezing. yea so yesterday was fun. thank ja-hi-ra for the ticket. lets see...friday was our day off. and whats a better way to spend our day off than for me to go to UNF and do hw? i cant think of anything better. so thats what i did. stupid AP Lang...hmm..but i still have hw to do. both my little brothers won their football games yesterday. thank god for that. olo. hmm..oh yea. HELLO AMANDA SPANN. everyone can IM amanda at PUPPYSP16. IM her and tell her hello. she is a SBF in search of anyone of the male species. she will make out with you behind a publix if you agree to buy her a publix sub along with the publix brand of sweet tea. olo. j/k. well...i am going to go now. hw is calling me. and i must pick up the phone. GOODNIGHT FOLKS..perhaps i will update later in the week. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

Emily....
Tuesday, September 9, 2003
09:28 p.m.

hello fellow pita followers. this entry was mainly created so emily can meet guys. well..hello single guys. im emily at emilyswm3. she is a SWF looking for a SM ages 35-79. if you are old and rich, thats even better. her role model is anna nicole smith so she knows how to treat an old man. ;). [happy em? everyone thinks you are a weirdo. =D] naw juss playing about emily...except that really is her sn. go ahead and IM her. she has no friends. but she is really cool to talk to. okay...new subject. Sunday I went over patricias. we watched home videos from miami. that is like an oxymoron..because she doesnt live in miami so it isnt a home video. anyway...we are watching it and the camera is all on her mom and you dont like from her shoulder down on one side but you see her going "whoop whoop" and you can tell her arm was moving because her head was going from side to side. so patricia goes "my mom just pulled an arsenio hall!" dude...after making her rewind it cuz i didnt see it i laughed and laughed for like 15 minutes. her mom was like "stop making fun of me." im sorry mrs.payan..but it was funny. very funny. also in the "home" video they spent like 4 hours looking at their eyes all up in the camera because it had night vision. so it turns their eyes green. that was pretty funny. yes so when the movie was over we put it on nightvision and looked at our eyes through it. olo. nad you could actually see her dogg cuz her house is so dark and the dog is black so they blend together. you step on the dog and everything if you arent paying attention. yea. and thats all. yesterday in apes, we were outside for some reason and we were standing in front of the school. so me and felicia were standing there looking towards paxon middle when i saw this kid coming down the street on his scooter. im like felicia look at that kid he all skipping. and as soon as i said it, he hit something on the sidewalk and flew off the scooter. he flew off the scooter like 30 feet. it was pretty dang funny. cuz he was going so fast. haha. oh well, thats what he gets for skipping. hmm..today was an okay day. school was school. came home and did nothing. and now im updating. well i did talk to patricia on the phone. we came up with 100 inside jokes like always. i would type them, but no one would understand except patricia, so why bother. olo. ok..im gonna go cuz im kinda sleepy and this is the first time in a while that i updated on a day besides a sunday. yay..be proud. =D. holla back youngens [whoop whoop]

hanging out with Aye Tricks!
Sunday, September 7, 2003
05:31 p.m.

hello pita followers..i am here to update like i do weekly. okay...yesterday was fun. very fun. ok..first i had to get up like at 0730 hours..not good. i went to my lil bros game in the ghetto. like we were way in the ghetto. and like these girls were all like "we need a dollar donation" so like i gave them a five expecting to get four back but they are all like "i knew that girl would give us a five..she look like she rich" and im all like..."i just dont look ghetto" i didnt say that i was thinking it...oh well. so my brothers team lost like 18-0. but my lil bro did good and he got to get the gatorade first and stuff. anyway. came home...watched the michigan game. 50-3 we won. ok. then i was just lounging around online when patricia ims me saying "yoo wanna go bowlin?" and im all like...OK. olo. so like i got dressed and my mom let me hold her dig. cam. mad pics. so i go over her house to wait for eva to come. so we are just chillen and stuff. getting crunk. and her mom tells her to go get something out the glove compartment...so she is like ok. and takes the keys. so we get in the car and all of a sudden she starts it up. so im all like this is like thelma and luis. and im like dogg your mom is gonna come out and your gonna be in trouble. and then she is all like "dog she is already." so i look in my side mirror and her mom is all standing there eating bread. so her mom asid she could park the car. but next thing i know were are down the street and patricia and driving. i made sure i put on my seatbelt cause i was kinda scared. so we are driving around the street and she goes into the culdasac (spelling?) and all these little kids are playing. like there were like 300 little kids. okay...i lied. it was only like 2. but those 2 little kids were bad. like they just stood there even when we are all doing the motions to move. so the little girl on the bike like flicked us off while the other little girl was doing tricks on her skateboard. they were tricks and not the good kind either. olo. ok. so we pass the little kids and we are kinda cruising when we see ducks on the side of the road. so patty is like...i will just keep going cuz they were moving. so as soon as we start...all of them decided to cross the road. like...they were 30 babies and the 1 prostitute duck cuz you know those were all her kids. so they are taking there time and patty is like "freak this" and she pushes the horn. the horn is going for like 10 minutes and the ducks are still crossing the street. olo. so they finally getacross so we still going. and we finally get back to her house and her mom is still out there eating bread. olo. that piece of bread was like neverending. so she is trying to park. and her mom starts to yell at her cuz there were tons of kids everywhere.olo. and so she stalls out and then she turned off the car. her mom thought she was finished to she went in the house. so patty waiting for her mom to walk in the house and then when she closed the door the car just magically started back up. so she is still trying to park. it is not going well. then her bro all pulls up [thank god] cuz then we got out. so we go back in the house. so we go in patricias room to chill. then she all hit me in the mouth talking about i eat my id...liar. olo. then eva comes and we get in the car. we follow her bro and we go to the atm. then we go to pick up allie. we all see and accident and i saw someone i knew standing by her house so i all roll down my window and start saying hey. i was actually being ghetto. tyte work. olo. so we drive to pick up allie. we pull up in her driveway. like practically in her garage. olo. so me and patty decide to walk up to the door. when we get there i knock like usual as patty rings the doorbell. so her mom answers and she is all asking where is eva. so eva comes and allie is with us now. and eva and allie's mom all start talkin tagalog and me and patty are like looking around and allie mom goes "dont worry we arent takling about you" olo. it was so funny. and pati is all like "thats something to write in the pita". so we get in the car and we decide to go to winn-dixie to go see matt [tyler] metz. but eva is like i need chapstick. so she gets that softlips and goes to stand in line. so me, pati, and allie decide to go exploring around the dixie. so i brought my camera in and so we decide to take pics. we are all ghetto. and stuff. so i take a pic of allie and pati all drinking shampoo and allie had that baby formula. then we took a pic of allison in some random mask. then we followed some random asian guy trying to take a pic. i got one. sweet. then we go back and left. then we are going bowling now. we get to the base and allison was telling us how if you go to sleepthey wont ask for your id. so we all decide to sleep. well...except for eva cuz she is driving. olo. so we pull up and pati starts to laugh and that caused me to laugh. so we have to show our id cause they saw us laughing. so we show and the guy is all pointing at allie. and im like why inthe hell isnt she showing her id. i look over and she is playing sleep. so we are all like HECK NAW! olo. so we blew her cover and she showed her id. so we get to the bowling alley. and we see that tab guy. he is cool. and then we started to bowl. i won 2 games out of the 3. allie scored the least points. but you know that cool. the scores for all three games were allie-113 me-273 eva-231 and pati-277. dang you only beat me by 3. oh well. olo. ok. so were bowling. and there were these guys next to us. they were cool. the younger brother was cute but then again he was 30. olo. and the older brother looked like goofy. olo. he was 34. not cute at all. and i got 2 dollars from the cute one [no i am not a hoe. i made a bet. and iwon. i own allie a dollar cuz i feel bad for betting against her. man im soo mean.] oh yea...we got crunk dancing. cripwalking and our own dance. its mad tyte. i will have to show you one day. so then they played like glue and i started to do the dances from the video. like rowing the boat and stuff. so i start rowing that boat and was racing and i won. and allie was supposed to signal the plane. she got a gutterball and missed her plane. olo. and later on the goofy guy called pati a mexican and she all step on my foot from getting crunk. olo. "i aint no dang mexican" olo. and the cute guy cleaned it up...the comment that is. olo. there were many other jokes but i dont feel like telling them.call me or ask me later and i will tell. ok. so we decide to leave and we are all like "that one in the whtie was cute" so we all concur and decide to go get a pic. meanwhile allison all screaming "yall gon' get raped" and we are like "whatever". so we go in and i asked them for a picture so i was about to take it and pati jumps in the pic and then we all get to talking to them and they are telling us to go to college. and so then we leave. and we jam to josh groban and then they dropped me off. i had mad fun. i really didnt update in detail. go read ja-hi-ra's pita...her link is on the side. ok. i am going to go now. cuz this is tiring. ok. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

A! tricks...
Sunday, August 31, 2003
09:19 a.m.

Hello fellow pita followers. I updated one week ago and now i am back to write some mo. olo. lets start off with my shout to my A trick [ja-hi-ra, throwing up gang sign right now...you know...like the ghetto people's peace sign..olo] we are starting a gang...if you live in the A and are not afraid of the ruff and rugged streets the A has to offer, you can join. i mean..we having officially declared ourselves a crew yet..but we will do that asap. olo. you know what noticed...when you type it like that..its sort of like saying "aye trick!" olo. ok...new gang name A Trick! olo. tyte...see our crew has the humor and the street cred. sweet. olo. okay...now leaving the gang/crew idea behind. the other day in school we had a pep-rally. of course like every year they give the spirit stick to the seniors. this year 05 had so much spirit. we made signs, decorated hallways, some had shirts. and we still lost. we were so crunk. well maybe next year. it was so funny though because the senior song is shake your tailfeather..so they played it and waited for the seniors to come out...like 4 guys came out and started dancing to the song. it was so funny. like these 2 arab guys were harlem shaking..they were so good. i was laughing so hard..and the two black guys were crip walking and doing some other crap. but yea. hmm..mr ugly contestants came out in cheerleading uniforms. its like 100000000 of mr. ugly contestants. what happened to it just being 20? olo. change of subject again...we get progress reports soon. kinda nervous about my grades. only one i am really worried about it APUSH...anatomy-a..physics-a..apush- c..maybe b- (the first one in a looong time) basketball-no question..APES- i dont know..we havent really done anything to get a grade Precal- whooping its ass. well not really. i have an A in there though. that quiz everyone fail 15/20 over hurr. =D. lets stop talking about school...how about the VMA's. first off..Maddona, Britney Spears, and Christina A., who coax them into doing that? olo. why did missy join that crap? thank god she came on afterwards. my older brothers are all like "i dont see whats so bad about it" olo. my mother is all "that is digusting" olo. and im all like "i just lost respect for all three of them." no more "shes so lucky shes a star" for me. *burning cd* [as in fire..not copying]. did you see the audiences face? olo. they were like what in the hell! olo. chris rock was so funny at the beginning..and when he said beyonce had seabiscuit on her head..i almost died laughing. olo. and the seating arrangement jokes. hilarious. i actually wanna watch it now. you know they are gonna show it for 3 years..over and over again. okay...hmm..what else is there. oh yea..yesterday i went to both my lil bros football games. they both lost..but its all good. they were fun to watch. christians game was funnier though. he plays flag...and let me tell you. olo. i cant even explain it. i will just have to show you. olo. my mom recorded it. so we have it on tape. dude...im laughing thinking about it. ok..lets see what else. Michigan played yesterday! LETS GO BLUE! they won 45-7. olo. they played some team like Central Michigan..so no question. olo. i think that is the last thing that happened. i am tired so i will go now. im sorry this pita sucks. but before i go...ja-hi-ra told me to give her a code 27 in 10 minutes and she knew she was gonna be eating. so i do it and she goes "dang dogg, im all eating and stuff" you told me to do it! olo..ok. thats all i wanted to say. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

Llorare Las Penas
Sunday, August 24, 2003
12:52 p.m.

hey guys and gals...how are you this fine sunday afternoon? i was forced to update by a person that will be kept unidentified. i have nothing to talk about..nothing at all. well, lets talk about La Bamba. Great movies...even though at times the guys mouth wouldnt match the words..like not even close..but it was good. the bro with the fro was so cool. at first i didnt like him cuz he was a drunk..but then i realized that he is the coolest drunk i have ever seen. i mean i dont promote drinking and driving..but have you ever heard of a drinking and driving accident with someone on a motorcycle? well...neither has he because he was drinking and driving everyday. olo. he was permanantly drunk. like...he was waking up drunk. olo. he woke up stumbling and stuff. olo. i mean i know he drove the motorcycle drunk because he would drive from the bar to his house to his mother house to some club to mexico. and all this happened within one night. and he was drunk the whole time. and his fro was always nice. olo. yea...i realize that wasnt funny..but i thought it was. olo. and like the momma would get crunk in like one second. you would say "ritchie.." and she would go crazy "i know you aint talking about my hijo" and then she would beat some random person up by putting bleach in their eye. i almost cried at the end when he died. all he had to do was call tails. tails. tails. man man man. you see how easy it is to call tails? thats why i always call tails. just so nuthin would happen. you notice that in the movies whenever you have to call heads or tails, the person who wins something bad happens. olo. thats why i go "psh..you can go" olo. better be smart. olo. now that we are finished talking about that movies lets talk about something else. hmm...iono. i went to my little bros football game yesterday. it waas a good game. like my little bro is running back and he couldnt be tackled. he got like maybe 7 yards the whole game. he is one of the people you give the ball to when you are 4th and 2. it took the whole team to tackle him and it still didnt work so the refs had to blow the whistle [is that spelled right?]. olo. they lost though 12-13. man..only if only if. olo. iono what i am talking about. im gonna go cuz this entry sucks. someone im me! i am bored. olo. Save me. =D. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop].

Basketball
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
07:28 p.m.

Hello my daily pita followers! How are you on the beautiful Wednesday? I am okay...another day is another day. right? olo. let me start off my saying how much i like my basketball class. ok...let me set the tone. guys. sweat. no shirts. school just started so summer tans and proof of summer days in the gym. =D. it seems like all these guys came from NO-WHERE and got buff and cute over the summer. and then they would play a little while then get sweaty. then casually one by one, they started to take off their shirts. olo. it was a heaven for the non-dresser. olo. okay..well i have that class again tomorrow morning. im looking forward to it. =). but i have to dress out. but at least i get to play. okay..i was highly upset when they changed my schedule, so im no longer in Dr. Epting's class!! [thats why luqman..i have ms.johnson]. but its cool because she is nice too. she just has her mood swings. i now have law studies next nine weeks instead of this one, and basketball in its place. hmm..yup yup. I rode home with your boy yesterday ja-hi-ra. JOSE IS A GOOD DRIVER! we were listening to some good music. like eminem...we were like both chanting the song...and that alphabet song...that was good too. and other random old rap songs. like...sir mix alot and rico suave. olo. hmmm...what else can i talk about. hmm..im anatomy today it was pretty dang funny. our teacher was like.."and what are the organs of the male reproduction system?" people named everything except penis and scrotum. so our teacher is like "and...whatelse" and no one said anything so she goes "scrotum and the..." and no one says anything so she goes "PENIS! just say penis. you are gonna have to say it one time in this class rather you like it or not. PENIS! everyone say it...1..2..3" and the whole class had to yell penis. it was pretty funny. so she goes, "what are the parts of the female reproduction system, shall we go from the inside out or outside in?" and some girls just yells out as loud as she can "VAGINA!!" it was so funny. like me and emily were laughing so hard. olo. maybe you just had to be there. i think thats all the funny things that happened today. i cant wait until APES tomorrow. that class it so fun, just cuz i have tons of friends in there. but..hmm. what else. there is nothing else to talk about. oh yea...we finally finished painting. i think. olo. well...now its time to go. holla bak young'ens [whoop whoop] and sign my effin tagboard!!!

Madd props for the pink backround
Monday, August 11, 2003
07:37 p.m.

ja-hi-ra your backround is tight,
I bet you stayed up all night,
trying to make it look cool and whatnot,
you got that pink that matches your font,
im jealous of your talent so great,
if i could, i write your name on a slate,
i would even give you a piece of cake,
or make you fried chicken with shake and bake,
i know this poem isnt funny like the rest,
this is getting old, i had to get that off my chest,
so this will be the last poem for a while,
i hope you guys forgive me, i am traveling down the nile

whats up my g-homies funk master flexes. im so bored. i am just updating, but now im finished. i will update more tomorrow. i promise. or my name is j_tothe_izzo. holla back young'ens [whoop whoop]

get, get naked!! olo
Saturday, August 9, 2003
08:39 a.m.

hello kiddies! welcome to another entry of neverending entries on my pita. today i will like to start things off by saying...Dr. Phil is a real doctor. i will now copy and paste the first paragraph of a biography on him.

Biography: Dr. Phil reveals that Phil McGraw followed his father into psychology. Born in 1951 in Oklahoma, he inherited his father's fierce independence and restless nature. He grew up to become a 6-foot-4-inch football linebacker - a skill that won him a college scholarship. Later, he picked up his master's and Ph.D. in just four years. Phil went into private practice but very soon realized that one-on-one therapy wasn't for him. He then launched a popular self-motivation seminar called Pathways. Later, he built a company called Courtroom Sciences to help trial lawyers build cases using psychology. By the time he met Oprah, he was already a financial success and a happily married father of two.

TOLD YOU GUYS!! haha [laugh that sound like you coughing up a liver] okay...new subject..the first 2 days of school, which is really the first day of school for me. i like my b-day way better than a-day. i will tell you that now. Law Studies is gonna be great, anatomy is gonna be swell, APES is not like i thought it would be becuase we got a new teacher, but otherwise awesome. and a study hall, im just gonna go and chill with ms. gyland. ew..in anatomy our teacher showed us the nasty pictures first..very nasty. a case of genital worts..agg..and a series of pictures about a baby being born. yes...the first was so much more gross than the second. by far. olo. hmm..in apes our teacher used to be a kindergarden teacher. olo.kindergarden to juniors and seniors. olo. BIG JUMP. she is a sweetheart though. the only class i dont like this year is physics. mr.hoffman. i hate that guy. he made everyone feel stupid on the first day. olo. he is a jerk. i think that is the only class i dont like, mr. nerf is pretty cool. he is funny and because i have a small class, that makes it so much better. =D. like everyone can fit on one side of the room. olo. oh yea...and i cant stop talking ghetto either. i will be talking normal then i will do a code 12 and drift away into the ghettoness. olo. i will go "Yes, so the molecular compound of a is..*drifting* you know, like bigger n stuff than b, you know, but thats cool. AP!" haha. it sounds like im excited to be in a ap class. olo. i need a 12-step program to get me outta talking ghetto. olo. i need a ghetto patch. haha. hmm...what else do i have to say. aww..yesterday there was a kitten in the road trying to get across. i felt so bad for it. =(. if i was driving i wouldve stopped and shoed it across but i wasnt..olo. i was riding with aimee. in her celica! olo. its nice. okay, yup. hmm..ok. i think thats all i have to say. i am gonna go and read, so i will talk to you guys later. Holla bak young'ns [whoop whoop]

!!! Da DaYs BlOoPeRs !!!
Tuesday, August 5, 2003
06:41 p.m.

okiee... hey everyone.. this is YAJAIRA...or wutt joi lykes to call me..JA-HI-RA..so yea.. we all went to da movies todai.. saw tomb raider.. so this is wut happened.. cuz joi juss doesnt explain nething rite..lol..so joi gets to my house in the mornin.. and all wakes me up at lyke 12 cuz i was fallin asleep waitin fer either jose or joi to get to my place.. so yea.. so joi comes ..den i make her lewk at my wall of pix..which is da best ever if i may say so myself.. so den im lyke.. did yoo heer dat.. was it my door?..so i tell joi to go answer it..so all i heer is..HEY JOSE.. and im lyke..whoa.. cuz its lyke da first tyme i meet da guy.. so den i walk out..and say hey.. so den joi gives jose a tour of my house.. shes all lyke..COME IN THIS IS PATRICIA'S BROTHERS ROOM.. im lyke..okiee..lol..but newayz.. so he gets there and plays with my fish..[pepe].. and he acts lyke a pirahana..or howeva its spelled...and yea.. so we leave.. and stephen maxfield he was goin to da movies with us too..so he sed he had no ride and wood juss walk to da movies [crazyness].. so on the way.. we all see some hobo lewkin dude ridin a bicycle down blanding..and we all say..HEY ITS STEPHEN..so de i say.. MAHN HE SED HE LEKWED BUMMY Y'KNOW BUT DAHM!...yea.. maybe yoo juss had to be there...newayz..so while jose was playin ddr joi and me go into da 2 racin games next to da ddr thing.. and we were pimpin it..so den jose plays joi's favorite song..BUTTERFLY..she didnt wanna admit it..but dats so her song mahn!!! so we went into da theaters..and.. stephen came lyke 30 minutes late... and the end.. after the movie.. jose called a CODE 417..and it was funnie cuz jose never plays da code game rite.. so we decided dat a code 417 is when a hot guy/grl pulls up next to yur car..and yoo wanna know if dey are lewkin at yoo or nawt..and yoo need sumone to lewk fer yoo..so keep dat in mind folk...well this wasnt funnie at all..and it reeli wasnt bloopers either...but i had nuttin else to call it..lol...o0o yea.. after the movie finished everyone was getting up to leave and joi says.. AYE GUYS WE GOTTA WAIT TO SEE DEM TOMB RAIDER BLOOPERS...and we're lyke..WUTT!?!?..so we stayed fer lyke 2 minutes after.. den left cuz we were da onleeh losahs left..lol..well..yea.. so.. sorrie fer pretty much juss repeatin everything joi sed..lol.. but i dunt have a pita.. and shes at my house.. and i juss felt lyke taking over..hehe.. GO MEEH²..well..THNX FER READIN MY OWN LIL ENTRY!..memba.. yajaira is a dork-o.. but dork-o's are wut make da werld go round..hehe.. yea..no..nawt reeli..but i'll juss pretend...well im out...have a great day yoo guys... talk to ya laterz..buh bai.. ~*bLo0*~

<3 BuNnYmAn <3
ps.
(JoI's PoEm)
i once knew a guy that slipped on spaghetti
he was carryin a book and it was very heavy
he choked on some chicken and fried some bolony
he didnt know that cold turkey was gonna be so lonely

JOSE ANTONIO DEGRACIA WAS A NICE DUDE...HAHA...but too bad im too much of a dork-o!..he prolly thinks im weird..cuz me and joi together..woo...CRAZYNESS!..but GEWD TYMES *-*

JOI AND STEPHEN WENT ON A DATE..AND ALLIe STOOD ALL OF US UP..she never came!!!!...or CALLED..lol...and..THNX o0o SO MUCH FER DAT CODE 27 CHRISTOPHER RYAN WOOTSON! =) MuAhZ

Ja-hi-ra and her boy jose!
Tuesday, August 5, 2003
06:14 p.m.

what up tricks? another day in the life of joi. so what has been going on since my last entry? nothing much. today i went to the movies with Stephen, Ja-hi-ra and Jose Antonio Degracia. We saw tomb raider. it was a code 625 [it was an alright movie]. then we walked around the mall and ate and stuff. man, we convinced jose to ride the merry go round. it was pretty funny to see that. him going in a circle on the horse and he was all strapped in and stuff. olo. he was doing random things. then we saw some buff guy who looked like he was gonna kick someone's butt. i was kinda scared. jose is pretty good at ddr. he was all breakdancing. like doing flips and stuff. then these 9 year-olds were checking him out. like...he kinda cute, and i think he know that Judo. olo. hmm..so after we, or should i say he, played ddr we went into the movie. so we sat in the back or whatever, and jose is all like..ill go buy food and like 3058 kids came in and decided to go all the way to the back [where we were sitting] and like ja-hi-ra [we got a code 45, we need backup...ja-hi-ta is doing a dance to a spanish gone [[bachata]]. its so funny. i need a camera. she looks like a old lady at their parties..olo now she is dancing to boys and girls pretty dahm funny, back to the pita]put her hand all in the sit so now kid would sit their. it was pretty dahm funny. oh yea...in the movie they go to some african tride and this guy had this stick with like some hair on the end, and ja-hi-ra yells "HE GOT WEAVE ON A STICK!" it was pretty funny. olo. just for the record, my schedule is A Day: 1] Pre-cal 2] APUSH 3]Physics 4] AP Eng and B Day: 1]Law Studies 2] Anatomy 3] APES 4]Study Hall. aiite. im about to go now. holla bak.

Monday, July 28, 2003
11:15 p.m.

if aol will stop being stupid i can update. so i am trying something. like this. =D please forgive me.

like a pimp..
Wednesday, July 23, 2003
10:21 a.m.

hey tricks..wha dey do? welcome 2 another entry n da lyfe of Joi. i am gonna type ghetto this entry cuz its fun n it passes time faster. =D. okay..that take awhile because in order to type i have to think of a shorter way to type. olo. so lets talk about what has happen since July 5. such a long time ago. please forgive me for not updating. okay....lets recap things that i remembered were funny. oh...while volunteering one day i saw a guy that was hit by a car. the nurses go to him "sir this is exactly why you should walked against traffic" and he goes "but i was walking home" and she goes "but you could still walk backwards even you are walking home" and then he goes [this is the joke.just telling you olo] "you want me to walk home against traffic? damn, you guys want me to walk backwards?" olo that was so funny. like the nurses and techs and stuff all turned their heads backwards to laugh. haha. im still trying to think of stuff that was really cool. i saw a guy whos skull was crushed. he like got in a fight. i saw a lady who wanted to beat up her next door neighbor because she called the police on her. the neighbor was worried and junk. olo. the doctor goes "miss, i heard that when the police came you had a pipe in your hand" and she goes "oh yea, i was waiting for the bitch next door to come over, i called her over to visit, but the police got their before she did." olo. i was like....damn. we get crazy people in their all the time. they send them to the "fishbowl". i thought that was a really cool name for that room. but its kind of green. olo. hmm...oh their is this one funny prison guard their. at first i thought he was gonna be mean to us...but he is so nice.olo. he was telling about stuff he has seen. man i was laughing so hard. it was ridiculous. all the stories are too long to type. olo. sorry. =(. oh yea, yesterday i got to wear the coolest thing. [here is what i got to where yesterday,you know the next word after the bracket, just thought i would let you guys know. olo] a surgical mask. do you know how cool that was? i mean who cares if i couldnt breathe...i got to wear the mask. olo. then with my gloves on and my badge...man, i felt like i could go into the nearest operating room and perform a surgery. olo. okay..i have a plan. on thursday....im taking some mask home. olo. i dont know how im gonna get them...but i will. i didnt see what i looked like with it on, but im sure i looked pretty cool. olo. okay, lets change the subject from that. guys, you wanna hear something traumatizing? how about for like 5 days, i couldnt get on the internet. olo. my life was so empty. but it was cool, cause I just talked to ja-hi-ra and we came up with like 50,000 inside jokes.[here comes your shoutout ja-hi-ra] [Hey trick? ma, can i ax u a kweshen? wha dey do? heck na, ma. AP! nope.....uh uh. *longest exhale possible* man..dang *longest inhale* *smacks lips* *exhales again* dogg. olo. do i have to change my name?*all up in the phone* aye, dogg you want some cigarettes *gets hit in the arm* i mean marijuana? trick*all said all up in the microphone* i was waiting all day..and she never came. olo. hey joi, whats that song called and who sings it? *on scree Jay Z -LALALA pops up from nowhere* oh nevermind. pssst...cannonball. olo. all videos...olo. we have made fun of alot of them. [you what would be cool? a show where you watch videos and criticize them. olo. you know what? i could make a show like that on public television. dude...im gonna find out how to get a show. that would be so cool. and then maybe, a major channel like mtv would pick it up..and i will be rich. olo. how cool would that be?] okay...thats all the jokes i can think of. well, maybe because its all early in the morning. olo. i have finally been to the Cuban-american club. dude, that place was so cool. i dont know what ja-hi-ra is talking about. i mean good food, spanish music, and a pool. dogg..you shouldve been partying everyday all the time. we went swimming there and that was fun. olo. okay, new subject. i got my permit. olo. indeed i did. who cares if it was a little late, its not like my parents would let me drive before senior year. olo. so im cool. now i just need to learn how to drive. olo. okay, new subject again. school is like two weeks away. and i really need to start my homework. olo. i was up to chapter 10 [that isnt far btw] but i have to start over so i can start making journal entries. i think if i were to really start reading i could be finished in maybe 4 days with one assignment. then i will do the hardest one, then the least of the hardest last. yea, and gay ass paxon still havent sent us our schedules. they are gonna make us go to orientation in order to get it. those tricks. olo. well. i updated. yay for everyone. olo. well, im gonna go now..its all early and im updating. i should be sleep!!! okay then. holla bak young'ns [whoop whoop] diddo!

Do dododo dododo
Saturday, July 5, 2003
08:13 a.m.

hey guys! I just woke up today. how was everyone's fourth? great i hope. mine was pretty fun. at first i wasnt doing anything, then my little brothers introduced me to the sims on PS2. i was playing that for a while. =D. Then we had to clean up a little bit. not fun. =(. afterwards, we went to the movies [my mom, my two little brothers, and i]. you know we had to be ghetto so my mom purchased candy from target and we smuggled them in. we saw finding nemo. honestly...that movie was great. better than lilo and stich [i think i spelled that wrong but who cares]. i think that i will probably get that when it comes out. i will not talk about the movie in case some people havent seen it. =). then i came home ate dinner. yumyumyum. Ribs, Chicken, Potato Salad, Baked Beans [not the bad kind jess], Cabbage, and Deviled Eggs. =P. very good. then we waited until dark and started shooting fireworks. we were shooting for like 2 hours. it was fun. then afterwards, i went over to jessie's and watch them shoot their fireworks. then i saw my backmail pictures! if i get a hand on those i will burn them. believe me i will! then i came home and washed all the gunpowder off me. so, all in all it was a good fourth. i just wish i was in Detroit so i could go to my grandma's bbq she has every year. =(. i miss detroit at times for little things like that. man.....we have to clean so much today. like i looked outside the patio door and it looks like someone threw a wild party. and we have to clean that all up. well, at least everyone will help. now im looking at my pita, what has happened since June 25? nothing probably..hung out with friends, saw a few movies, played ddr. olo. so now we are back to today. what are my plans? psh...nothing again. probably do my chores, spend all day on the internet, or sleep. =). so i will part now. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

hostess cupcakes....mmmmmm
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
09:23 a.m.

Hey guys...its extremely early and i am the only one online so i decided to write a pita entry. =). I'm sorry I havent updated in a while...i havent been busy or anything..i am just a lazy person. please forgive me. i have spent days trying to think of a news story to write a satire to. i have been thinking about doing how the harry potter book came out, and like doing it like signs. and have interviews and stuff. because in TAOHF, Twain used some language satire. so, im gonna do the same thing with interview different people. so that should be cool. hopefully. watch it be not funny. i hate when i have to write stuff. i think its so not funny. but then other people say that it is...I think they are lying to me to make me feel good. so, lie away guys, lie away. =). yes, i still have to do the other stuff...which i havent. olo. so lets get off the topic of school. yesterday was my first day volunteering. olo. it was pretty cool. like i was there at 830...we checked in. then we were assigned to our stations. my supervisors name is Tawana Brown. and get this..she is white!!! haha. i was laughing so hard off of that. so..i got a tour of the first floor...then she took us to our assignments. i was there for like 20 minutes before i had lunch. then i went back and i did stuff [make beds, talk to patients, cleaned beds]. then i went with my friend to help in her department. i helped make a cast for a prisoner! haha. thats so cool. like dynomite! olo..ok that was really gay, i will never say that again, and if i do, kill me, so i wont kill myself..olo j/k. back to what i was talking about. omg..that convict was all flirting with the doctor talking about "I get off on July 10th...I might have to come see you sometime" haha. i was like oh no. haha. i saw my friend's dad..that was cool. he works there but i didnt know we would be like in the department right next to each other. it was funny though. he is all like "omg..what are you doing here?!?" and I go "im volunteering" and he goes "omg..im so proud of you this is so great" haha..i was like..yea!. ahaha. yea so that was cool. i enjoyed it. besides the fact i was standing up most of the day from 830 to 430. olo. i made friends with a ghetto nurse and a perky nurse. olo. they are pretty cool. so all in all..i had a good day. considering it was my first. it shall get better into the program. =). next subject...oh, did any of you guys watch american juniors last night? ok..it waas so much better than last week. everyone was good except for that usher wanna be. he was embarrassing. olo. very embarrassing. and i hate when those little kids hold up the fingers to their corresponding numbers when they give it out at the end. like 1-866-5-kids-09 [and they put up 9 fingers] i hate it!! absolutely hate it. olo. the best one was that 9 year old. she was so good. and she waas 9. olo. im glad her mom didnt stand up and do that hip thing like she did for her sister. olo. that was embarrassing and funny because she look like she almost fell. olo. and that guy with the big hair is soooo cute. haha. and nick carter had a bad combover. olo. that was funny. but this is who i want to go through...i dont know their names..but i know their numbers. olo...2, 5, 7, 9, and 10. so..thats like all i have to talk about today. i hope this entry was long enough to replace the past week that i have missed. please forgive me. =). holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

i am whatever i say i am
Sunday, June 15, 2003
05:03 a.m.

its around 5 in the morning. i havent been to sleep yet. isnt that sad. i think i should go to sleep now. because if i just write, i will ramble on and on about nothing. olo. so i will leave now. peace. =) i love you guys. holla back young'ens [whoop whoop]

another day, another entry
Monday, June 9, 2003
02:18 p.m.

what's up guys? another boring day in the summer of 2003. i am sitting here, sleepy [i need to take a nap] and bored [i need to get a life]. well...i am rambling on and i realize i have nothing to talk about. so im gonna go now. haha. holla back young'ens [whoop whoop]

doobie doobie doooo
Saturday, June 7, 2003
10:25 a.m.

hello guys. on this beautiful morning of June the 7th, i sit and ask myself one question. Am I the only person NOT taking the SATs? Like everyone yesterday was like "i have to go and finish studying for the SATs" and I'm like why wasnt i invited to take the SATs? I feel really stupid. Im gonna take that thing like 20 times next year. like i wanna get at least a 1300. you know? so for one time, i would only study the math and like do horrible on the reading. then the next time i will ace the reading and do horrible on the math. doesnt that sound good? because you know how you can mix and match. haha. i laugh at my genius. but..im sure im not the first nor the last to think of that. I think there are ghosts in my house. like its so weird..i cant explain why, i just think there are. there were ghosts at my old house. in the basement. like i hated to go down there by myself. i would like run down there and try to hurry up so i could get upstairs as soon as possible. Ahhh, memories of my old house. =D, i remember we used to always play hide and seek in the basement. i would always hide in the same spot, like everytime we played. everyone who was playing knew that was where i hid. but they would always wait awhile to find me so i would feel special. i just realized this a few months ago when i asked "dude, if you knew where i always hid, then why did it take you so long to find me" and then they told me that. and i remember one time we were playing, and i was hiding under the pool table [the was my spot] and no one came to find me. so i fell asleep under there. olo. they thought that was funny also. i wish we had basments here. a house is truly not a home without a basement. the basement was like the hangout spot. i mean your parents only went in the basement to wash clothes. because the washer and dryer were down there. olo. so im gonna go now and think about how fun "the basement" was. holla back young'en [whoop whoop]

come on fhqwhgads
Friday, June 6, 2003
08:14 p.m.

whaddup whoodies? i hope you like the new background. i try my best. lets see..what shall i write about. nothing has happened since Wednesday. Oh, this morning when i was taking out the trash, something scared the crap outta me. i was moving the trash can towards the door so i could put the trash in there, so when i move the trash can, its this big turtle behind it. well...it may not seem scary now..but believe me, i was there, it was very scary. that turtle looked like it could eat someone's children. i mean, im not wishing that the turtle would eat someone's children im just saying. so..after that, I called my mom out and set her up. i was like mom go and get the trash can since you have on shoes, i dont wanna get my feet wet [you know the grass is wet], so she goes over there and she screams because she sees the turtle. it was so funny. i was laughing my butt off. i was watching this movie, catfish in blackbean sauce, its actually good. its about these azn kids who were adopted by black parents. and the girl has found her mother and stuff like that. its funny. well. i have nothing else to write about so im gonna go. i hope you enjoi the new background. peace. holla bak young'ens [whoop whoop]

"Dont cry for me Argentina"
Wednesday, June 4, 2003
11:22 a.m.

Allo. What is this you ask? What are these words? Well, for you who are asking these questions,this is a NEW, EXCITING,.............

downbreakup (update)
Saturday, May 31, 2003
10:51 a.m.

ahhh...yes another glorious pita entry lies ahead of us. so lets get to typing. im listening to bob marley [i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy]. olo. intriguing eh? we got report cards yesterday. i was happy but that b+ come on. a-! a-! olo. well..i got all a's and a B+. my gpa is like 3.65 (almost to 3.75 which is my goal). hmm...i am number 27 outta 384. i have achieved and surpassed my goal of being in the top 15% now im in the top 7%. so thats cool. i passed the fcat..olo. can you imagine how embrassing it would be to fail the fcat? thats like not being able to afford free stuff. psh..now watch someone who is reading this failed the fact and now i feel bad. olo. i cant wait until next year is over. olo. i will be so happy. i think next year will be hard...but i like hard classes. i tend to better in them. umm...i just got in from doing yardwork. psh...that will be it for today in that department. olo. hmm....i had my interview for shands the other day. it went well. i think im gonna get put in the emergency department. that will be so cool. the lady was like "you might see some gruesome things" and i go "i watch trauma life in the ER. I can handle it" olo. we both got a good laugh off of that. olo. she had my personality..it was fun. so either emergency department or pediatrics...that should be cool. hmm...i think im gonna go now...i have already said to much. [ja-hi-ra is cool i gave you a shoutout]. holla bak young'ns [whoop whoop]

etadpu
Friday, May 30, 2003
08:44 p.m.

hi ja-hi-ra. you will finally hang out with us. we will have fun. and i updaed. i love you all. adios. holla back young'ns [whoop whoop]

oops
Monday, May 26, 2003
10:05 a.m.

i forgot to write something but by the time i pulled this up i forgot what i was gonna write. olo

update update update update
Monday, May 26, 2003
08:51 a.m.

well, i have been urged to update by an undisclosed party. so here i am updating. what has been going on since may 3? nothing. olo. absolutly nothing. well..school is out so i wonder what adventures lay ahead of me. nothing probably. i have an interview with shands on thursday. so hopefully i will be volunteering there. that will take away from some of my boredum.i took that stupid drug and alcohol class on saturday with ja-hi-ra. it was pretty stupid. we had some alcoholics in front of us (no wonder they dont have their license) and some ghetto girl behind us. olo. that girl had problems. first, she walks in late. then, her phone rings after he just said to turn it off 3)then she was all "what that name is" and "thats what that is called? olo. at least the guy we had was funny. i thought it was a fake school because it was called "improve comedy traffice school" so i thought it was fake. olo. you would too if you read that. olo. so..hmm...i went to a party on friday. it was fun once everyone stop acting like they were cooler than other people. i mean its a waterfight party...why were they all like "dont wet me" or like..."my hair my hair" this one girl got wet...so she got up and went into the back room and sat there. olo. so finally everyone got wet and it was all good. olo. so what else happened. hm...nothing. i plan on applying for a job like weds. or friday. i need a job so i can get that money baby. olo that sounded like something my aunt would say. i wanna be able to buy me un carro. yea. an acura legends are nice. but i really want a bug..or a 2000 monte carlo. but i wont make that much money. maybe a jetta. yup yup. see..when i update i babble like a brook. olo. i need a car. olo. just so i can say i have one. and i can drive away from school and everyone will look. olo. then i could go "i really want some dq" and i could just go hop in my car and drive to dq. olo. thats why i want a car america that why i want a car. olo. i want to see bruce almighty. that movie looks funny. i mean...who wouldnt want to be god for a day? minus prayers and stuff like that. imagine billion of prayers a second. i think i would go crazy. "god send me this" "god help me with that" "god i need a job" "god i need a car" then i woulod start to cry becuase some would be so sad. then i wouldnt want to be god anymore. olo. well, i think i am gonna go now. i will write back later. holla bak young'ns [whoop whoop]

such a long time
Saturday, May 3, 2003
10:11 a.m.

I decided to update. Last time i tried i was almost finished when i got kicked offline. i was very upset. olo. so wassup. nothing is really going on here. im so excited that school is almost over...thank god. olo. but next year i will be a jr. so scary. well, not really. im actually looking forward to it. i like challenging classes. i seem to do better in those classes. i dont know, like my mind is backwards. and i know APUSH wont be that hard because i wont get ms.bone for APUSH. she is like the devil of APUSH hell. olo. I get Mr. green because i am gifted. i knew that would come in handy sometime. he is like one of the nicest one. his class is still hard, but it will be fun. well, lets stop talking about school. i wanna see that movie identity, i think i am gonna go see it tomorrow. that would be cool. i saw my big fat greek wedding finally, it was cute. i liked it. haha. i think im gonna watch so other movie today. i love blockbuster. olo. i wonder why blockbuster is used as a word to refer to a movie that makes alot of money? shouldnt it be called Boxbuster since its busting the box office? wouldnt that make sense? another word to add to the vocab. of my future country. i really want one. i dont think dr. make enough money to but one. maybe if i save, i can start a city. Joivylle. olo. it looks funny i know, but it is catchy. im so excited. haha. im listeing to Iris, this is the one song i would love to learn how to play. like my dream. olo. well, i am rambling and i am sleepy, so i will part now. Holla bak young'ns

biddy biddy bum bum
Thursday, April 24, 2003
07:57 a.m.

Another day of school, another day of horrible torture. Thank goodness there is only about 22 more days left. Whoo hoo! Now, its early so what shall I talk about? lets see. what about the past weekend. Friday- nothing. Saturday- purchased new PS2. Sunday- Easter, ate food and all that good stuff. Monday- my bro went to MIA, so i went with him to his place where he departed, and then I went to the mall and movies with Allison. We met Patricia and her friend up there. They made fun of us for wanting to watch the movie holes. It was ACTUALLY a GOOD movie. I liked it. when it comes out on DVD, i think i'll buy it. how cool is that. ok. well, now today will be a busy day. I am going to write more later. buh baui holla back

another day in the ghetto...
Friday, April 18, 2003
09:36 a.m.

Alo. I have decided to update because there is nothing else to do. not that this pita thing is a last resort or anything like that, but sometimes i have better things to do. now, what shall i converse about? lets see four day weekend. how can you beat a FOUR day weekend, twice as long as a regular weekend, and a day longer than our normal "long weekend" but i sit and think about what im gonna do all this weekend, all four days of it. nothin. i have no hw. i have nothing to do. im gonna go now because its breakfast time. ill write more later.

domingo
Sunday, April 13, 2003
05:02 p.m.

Whoa, one week since my last pita. thats a long time. well, lets recap this week. ok. monday was my birthday. i got presents and stuff then we went out to dinner. ok. tuesday, i received cupcakes and other presents from people who thought i was joking when i said monday was my birthday. we had our first official meeting of urban soul, i was elected treasurer. whoohoo. olo. mi abuela left on tuesday also. her plane was struck by lighting. but thank god she is ok. and they landed safely. ok, wednesday. hmmm...nothing happened on wednesday. nothing at all. im trying to think, but nothing is coming to my mind. oh, i can think of something, on wednesday morning when i walked out into the garage, the side door was open. [this comes in handy later in the week]. thursday, nothing happened again. but that night while my mom was doing the wash, she heard something in the garage move very swiftly. [this comes in handy later also] friday, math was fun. we just talked to our math teacher for a while and she made fun of the faculty and staff at our school. olo. how hilarious is that. then, i got my hair twisted. i like it. ok. here comes the funny story. saturday. ok. my brother mows the lawn. and while he is putting the lawn mower back in the garage, he hears something. he call everyone out to hear what he hears. we all hear it and assume something crawled in the garage a few nights ago. so, we decide to get rid of it. not kill it but shoo it out of the garage. ok. this thing sounds like a duck. sound we spend a hour and a half, moving everything from one side of the garage to the other. after several, and i mean several close calls by my older brother screaming "there is is!!" and my mom and me screaming and wacking at the ground with our weapons, [my mother had a broomstick. I had a golfclub. my brother bryan had a crowbar. and my other brother had an old old shotgun. ok, dont freak out. it doesnt work. it wasnt loaded or anything like that. olo. but we finally took it away from him when we found out he had it. olo. ] and an old fake snake from our old days scared the hell out of my brother. ok. so finally, we moved everything from one side of the garage. we have our flashlights and everything ready. so we are looking behind and under everything. there is nothing there. nothing at all. the noise ceased, and there was nothing there. do you know how pissed we were. nothing at all. so we had to move everything back. we kinda think my mom did somethinga and staged it. just so we would clean up the garage. yea. so that was the adventure of the week. olo. and today was boring. and thats it. anyways, i want that kelly clarkson cd. it comes out on tuesday. it should be good considering i like her new song. well, i have to go now. peace. holla back young'n. [whoop whoop].

a long long time ago......
Sunday, April 6, 2003
08:25 a.m.

hello my fellow pita followers.i have realized that a fresh pita is way overdue. so i have decided to bless this pita page, with an entry. where shall i start? how about in the future. tomorrow will finally be my 16th birthday. yes, i know i am younger than everyone else but who cares? i dont, because in the future when your 40 and im still 39, or when your 30 and im 29, you will be jealous of my young age,yes you will.h/o i will be back my grandmother needs the tele. ok, im back. now, what was i talking about. hmm...let me read the entry...ok. yes my birthday is tomorrow. ok, now lets have a blast from the past. lets shoot back to thursday, i have finally acheived my goal since middle school. i got a grade change in math, so i finally have straight a's. isnt that exciting? well, maybe not for you but for me it is. ok well, thats what happened on thursday. on friday we had our little carnival. it was actually pretty cool. we had sumo wrestling, dunking booth, jousting, bouncy boxing, human bowling, velcrowall, gravity run, this teacup ride thing, an orbiter, hoop it up in the gym, dancing in the cafeteria, and everything was free. i mean boiled peanuts, slushies, and everything else. so that was fun. like how can you beat a school day, when your at school, and you dont have to do anything? so that was cool. now what shall i talk about, oh yea at the dance people were dancing so nasty. we had this white ghetto dj. he was playing all this "get crunk" music. like that song "to the windows, to the wall" or "we dont give a *beep*" and it was unedited. olo. so it got to the point where it was *beep* you mother*beep*er or you a *bleep* you a *bleep* and everyone was chanting it. olo. now the dancing, dont get me started on the dancing. it was like the people were having sex on the dance floor. those people better be going to church today. they better be repenting because it was rough. i wont go into details but lets put it like this, if somebody had a video camera, it could be a girls gone wild part 10 dvd from that dance. then somebody starting to smoke some marijuana. olo. thats when it got interesting. so im gonna stop. i was watching tv last night, and i was watching iron chef vs. iron chef, it was really good, but i guess i was tired because during commercial break break i fell asleep, so i didnt see who one. aww. =(. well im gonna go and play some uno now. so ill ttyl. holla bak young'n [whoop whoop]

shake that thing
Monday, March 31, 2003
09:29 a.m.

ok, not that christina, rohit and I have Get Busy stuckin our heads. arrgggg...leave me alone!!!! Chistina is pinching me and rohit is poking me. how does my computer teacher move so fast. olo. this room smells like mildew and old people. like not good old people, bad old people. now what should i write about. lets talk about the classes i am taking next year. 3 sciences!! olo. Anatomy, Physics, APES [ap enviromental science], APUSH [ap us history], precal, PSFR, World Religions, AP Human Geography, and AP English. sounds fun right? olo. im looking forward to getting my junior year over. my teacher is watering his plants. how fun is that?!? olo. he says donuts make you go blind. olo. he is a weird one. he gives u s like really stupid work and thinks its fun. olo. well im going to go now because he moves so fast i cant keep track of him. holla bak [whoop whoop]

yo
Saturday, March 29, 2003
11:09 p.m.

hey. i figured since i am extra bored, i would write a glorious pita entry. i just got finished watching figure skating. Michelle Kwan won gold, like for the 50th time. olo. but she did really well tonight. like, its so funny because the crowd goes crazy for whatever she does. she did like this little hop and the crowd went crazy. olo. it was funny. ok i am extra sleepy right now. this is prolly the first weekend where i did my hw on a saturday. our carnival is coming up, that should be really fun. im gonna go now because for somereason someone is yelling...olo...

christina
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
09:41 a.m.

Ah yes, another exhilerating day in compooooters. i have finished all my work and christina said i should write a pita about her. ok. now what to write? hmm...lets think. christina is a "cool guy". olo. she is so funny. like two seconds ago we were just talking about the good ol' JwJ days. those days have come and gone. so now we just sit in compoooters and make fun of our stoopid teacher. well, lets see, im gonna talk European now....oh no i have to go!! bell ringing....holla bak young'n [whoop whoop] [christina needs to update because if she doesnt i will call her a loser!!!]

im in the money...olo
Saturday, March 22, 2003
01:32 p.m.

hello my fellow pita followers. another glorious day is upon us and that is cause for another glorious pita entry. this is the last Saturday of Spring Break. How sad. look at this sad face. :(. how sad is that? very sad. i wonder why sad rhymes with bad. can you imagine a world where all the words were mixed up? like if cat was beer? or if tree was can. get that beer out of the can. of if fire was ho, and fighting was bo. so a firefighter would be a hobo. call the hobos to get that beer out of the can. olo. yea, im a loser. lets just imagine for now. olo. i know i am. so lets see...what to talk about. yesterday was finally the last day of babysitting...yay! finally, i could be free, and i got paid. whoo hoo. thank goodness because i was broke. and to top it off, my mom gave me two old navy gift cars, dollars each. whoo hoo! so maybe i should do some shopping. no, maybe i should save. who cares. olo. my head hurts. this computer screen is killing me. oh, i get to make a chocolate cake tomorrow. so im gonna go and look on Hersheys to see what i can find. peace. green. holla bak young'n [whoop whoop]

looking back on the things ive done....
Thursday, March 20, 2003
09:41 a.m.

yo yo yo! Yet again, another glorious pita entry for your enjoyment. I really dont have anything to write about. so lets see....hmm. Im babysitting right now. only two more days until this job is over and i get paid. thank goodness. i need to do something this weekend. i wanted to volunteer at the Special Olympics, but I just realized it was this Saturday, so im probably to late. aww...well, there is always next year. lets talk about something funny..cant think of anything, so nevermind. ill write more later because i think i should be doing something, but what?!? holla back young'n [whoop whoop]

whoo hoo
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
11:21 a.m.

yea, i have finally finished. it took me awhile, eventhough it looks so simple. im happy with it. so im about to go and play video games and let the little kid use the computer. so, ill write later. wow, 3 entries in one day. dont you feel special. holla bak.

hmm....
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
10:34 a.m.

trying a new layout. i wrote another entry today, but its on the archived entries. whoo hoo. getting some diversity on this mugger. olo. peace...write more when finish because this is a test entry...yup yup. holla bak