This one has nothing to do with Christmas, I think.
Not only does this article contain the line: "Anyone who believes 'Yote or 'tude are words should have their English language privileges revoked," it has the word "monkey"!
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 09:59 p.m.]
Let me help you with your holiday shopping, here.
Wow, they're RIGHT! I HAVE seen this stuff on TV! Wow...go figure. I've always thought that magic color board (or whatever the flip it's called) was pretty cool. I don't know why. It would amuse me for five whole minutes, but still- that's a five whole minutes I mightn't have been amused before the magic color board came along.
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 09:46 p.m.]
One hellava festive little sonovabitch.
I think it's only right that all of us have Senior CPU hanging from our Christmas trees. He's absurd and worth looking at over and over and over and over until your eyes fall out of your head and you die. Except then you'd miss Christmas.
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 09:33 p.m.]
You mean Jesus didn't grow up to be Santa?
Christmas urban legends. Nifty. It would be REALLY nifty if it weren't for those stupid MIDIs- although I'll admit that I snickered when the MIDI on the Boxing Day page loaded. That's a smidge witty.
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 09:25 p.m.]
If Martha Stewart's eggnog was too strong
I have no problem with holiday crafts. I just have a problem with holiday crafts that look like this.
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 09:22 p.m.]
What the Dickens, Scrooge?
"A Christmas Carol" is hands-down my favorite book to read right about this time of year. I found a text version online to copy a quote from and this page was linked from it- rather fascinating-at-times information about Chuck Dickens and Christmas.
[She spake thus on Friday, December 10, 1999 at 08:41 p.m.]