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do you love me, pita queen?

Finally, a test that speaks to the youth of America.
It's the Ass Quiz. Take it once, take it twice, take it until your ass is numb. See if I care.
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:58 p.m.]

Heh. Even better!
According to Callum's senior yearbook: "Pet Peeves: The photographer's shirt that I borrowed, which has armpits that smell like a hamster cage, Bruce M., non-existent pockets, things that are yellow."
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:52 p.m.]

I have a thing for little spiky-haired guys, don't I?
Callum Keith Rennie was introduced to punk music by, of all people, Bruce McCullough. Raise your hand if you think that's strangely fascinating...captivating...amazing.
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:41 p.m.]

Men, boys, sans shirts, all.
I can't quite remember how I got here *looking off into the distance,* but it's certainly been an interesting party. You've got to admire the dedication that goes into putting something like this together. Or maybe you're just frightened, whatever.
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:28 p.m.]

How could I have missed THIS?
The page isn't interesting, but the outdated blurb under "Latest News" is fascinating (scroll). John Barrowman and BUNTROCK! in the same place at the same time? I mean...is it me or is that...WEIRD?
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:21 p.m.]

Stage door maaaadness in Detroit.
Please review these pictures and then respond to me with the answers to the following discussion questions. 1.) Does BUNTROCK! need a new razor? 2.) If so, what kind shall we send him? 3.) Will you chip in? 4.) Should Hugie be allowed to make that face? 5.) And what is UP with that chest hair?
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:05 p.m.]

The importance of wearing fake hair.
Hey, look! Henry Stram was not dead late last year- he was wearing fake hair and a fascinating pinstriped suit and prancing about in an Oscar Wilde show. Between this and his NYPD Blue episode (which I'm getting on tape, wee), it's nice to know that everyone's favorite Henry is still working. Yeehaw!
[She spake thus on Friday, January 28, 2000 at 11:01 p.m.]

You've seen the pita, now rock on!

fisticuffs.org
(that's me)

mamasays.fisticuffs.org
(that's Mandy)

lifeaskew.com
(that's Ari)

This One's For Jimmy
(that's Lex)

archive.html
(These are the ex-Pitas)