| "Now I lay me down not to sleep.." |
Lalala...I'm havin' a mighty fine day. Well, had, considering I'm supposed to be in bed. Don't feel like it. Grr, I was supposed to practice my violin today, but never got around to it. I've got a new teacher, and I really wanna make her proud of me ^-^. She's so nice. Oh well, I made cookies instead XD. They turned out okay, but I like the ones I made yesterday better. These are for the spell bowl trip tomorrow to our first meet. Yep, I'm in spell bowl. Can't figure out why considering I'm pretty spelling impared (can't even remember how to spell that ^^;;). Oh well, it's fun, and rin-chan and nissa and all my other friends are in it. Yep, it's just us bunch of geeks hangin' out eating and pretending to know how to spell after school XD. So, hopefully I'll remember to take my cookies with me tomorrow. We're doing this thing to thank the local firemen here in my english class (because we have to be MORAL! Moral, damn you! Grrrr...). I'm not really enthusiastic about it, so I agreed to make some cookies for the cause cuz my teacher already probably thinks I'm some huge agnostic anti-american communist or something due to my essay on the whole situation that I handed in for our assignment. Yayfun. So that makes three days in a row of making cookies O_o. I'll be SO good at this soon. I bought some fabric for the boxer shorts we have to make in sewing class. It's red with penguins on it ^-^. Nice 'n fleecy too *squee*.
I'm currently cging a new picture for my blog. I don't like this layout anymore ^^;;. Actually I'm just gonna change the color scheme to match a little more fall-ish theme. It's a cute picture ^-^. I've been really happy with my drawings lately :). Oh, I have some other blogs to link soon too. Just some more of 'em that I read a lot, and probably some comics that I read a lot are gonna be added along with a new desktop pic cuz that's not what mine looks like now ^^;;. Oh well. Lyrics in the title are from the Bare Naked Ladies' "Who Needs Sleep?" Tis cool ^-^. Jump Little Children are comin' out with their new album in a few days. Oh, I'm nearly about to spontaneously combust with excitement XD. They're gonna make invader zim tshirts soon! Yay ^_^.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Sunday, September 23, 2001 10:02 p.m..
| I have a MIGHTY NEEEEED to use the restroom... |
I don't want to hear about this country anymore. I'm tired of hearing about unity and standing and falling and damn candles and war. I like my life, and I was happy. Then all this crap happens. I'm not mad at Bin Laden, I don't really give a crap about him. I just don't want to hear anything more about it. My home is my house, here in my kitchen. I don't belong to a country or a race or a people, I belong to myself, and my home is here in my house. My house could be on the soil of any other country and I'd be just as happy because this is where I live. I don't give a damn about what country it happens to be in, I. live. in. a. house. My house is built on dirt. Whoopdeedo. People are flinging around patriotism and unity and war like they were invented yesterday, some foreign concept. I don't like the people in this country at the moment, and I have no desire to unite with anyone here. I'm a single person, not part of a giant group. Everywhere, there are people complaining their ways through life, like it's some big cruel joke that they ever existed. There are people devoting themselves to all sorts of causes and religions as if they're going to die tomorrow. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear people complain about how much their life sucks, how unfair something is, how they want revenge for everything wrong. I'm just really really sick and tired of it. I'm tired of hearing about people who feel they're being oppressed for being punk, goth, christian, wiccan, atheist, or whatever. I don't care, I really really don't. And I'm tired of people making it out to be as if they're some big freak always on display, never to be accepted. Damn, people don't accept you if you won't accept them first....grr, what they hell am I talking about? I've felt so frustrated lately, I just can't escape the damn WTC thing. Don't...anyone talk about it to me anymore. No more God bless America's and United we stand's. I just...don't wanna hear it. Damn, this makes no sense. Grr, bloit. meergh.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Friday, September 21, 2001 09:46 p.m..
| nathmo is an evil bastard. |
Stupid nathan. The winamp skin links on my page are fixed. Go download them. They're better than anything he'll ever make, stupid nathmo. Today he said my drawings were bad. Who's he to talk? He can't draw worth crap. Most of his stuff is just copied, anyway >_<. He also said he makes better winamp skins, even though all he uses is paint. What can you do with paint? Paint can't do anything, the best you could do is just a flat boring image. Stupid nathan. And as for my site being bad, well, most of the links don't work. I realize that. There's reasons for that. It's that way for reasons. Yes it is. Those reasons are that it's not done yet. Yep. Blow it, nathan. I like putting slander about you on my site, because you oh-so deserve it. Smerg.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Thursday, September 20, 2001 03:44 p.m..
| lalala..."I'm like Jesus, but not in a sacreligious waaaay." No day goes by without random Simpsons references ^_^. |
It's dark in my kitchen, most of the lightbulbs are out ^^;;. I don't have much to talk about today, but I think that's why I'm talking. I've been all rant-y and opinionated lately, and I'm kind of tired of it.
I burnt my tongue today while drinking tea with my breakfast. damn you tea, damn you and all that you stand for! Crap, there went another lightbulb XD.
In 8th grade my tech teacher asked me to draw a picture of sailormoon for his daughter, and I remembered it in the last week of school. I was kind of proud of it, and I was going to give it to him but never did. The last day of school came and I just left the building. Can't find the picture now, but if I looked hard enough I might. Doesn't matter, I just happened to think of it a few hours ago. I was supposed to be concentrating on chemistry studying, but I don't like ionic compounds enough to care. Stupid hydroxide. Once I stopped thinking about the sailormoon picture, a really cool idea for a picture came into my mind, so I spent the next hour or so drawing it in my chem. notebook. The picture involves a hot guy, so it's all good, even though it's not finished yet. Yep, then I'll put it up so everyone can laugh at my poor grasp of anatomy. Stupid anatomy. I was listening to Collective Soul's newest album Blender. I like it muchly, the musik is awesome. I own a pair of goggles. They kick ass.
My dad called less than an hour ago to inform me that I got the one spot that my potential violin teacher had open, and I feel so happy ^-^. I think she's just what I need, I made a lot of progress with her just in the "try out," and now my D on the A string is more in tune than ever *lol*. Not that most people care or know what I'm talking about. It's not funny, but laugh anyway. Jump Little Children's new album is coming out soon, and you get a free autographed picture if you order it online. Everyone, go, flee, jump, swim to get that freaking album. I don't care if you like their music, just do it....cuz Matt Bivins is hot. Yes he is. Um...what else was I gonna say? My tongue still hurts and I think this guy in my english class likes me ^_^. He's so nice, and he has this really great voice (yeah, it's a weird reason ^^;;). I wish I could remember his name, though O_o. Darn. Lalala...The Spiegel catalog came in today, and I saw a watch and bunch of bedspreads that I want. The watch is $80. Wow. Cool watch though. The bedspreads are just neat to look at. They're in the $100's, and most are silk or velvet. Yum :9. I think I'll redo this blog soon, the green annoys me. Maybe some nice earth tones for fall :). G'night ev'rybuddy, tis late.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Tuesday, September 18, 2001 09:53 p.m..
Awww....I'm sad. Tom from Talk Soup was on Flight 11 when it crashed into the twin towers ;_;. Now that *does* make me sad. I love Talk Soup, and it's even worse that he was ON the PLANE, not in the building. It's a faster death, but a lot scarier of one >_<. Grr. The only reason I can figure that invader zim wasn't on last night was because one of the episodes was titled FBI warning, so maybe that was insensitive? I don't know, it's all the little things that are getting to me, not the bigger picture. I couldn't watch digimon this morning, either, because the news was on. That was depressing too. I need happiness in sad times, not more sadness. Grr. You know, I'm going to be insane by the time this is all over. Anymore my focus isn't on the fact that so many people died, but because the news coverage just won't stop. I don't want to here about it anymore, cuz the more I here, the less I care. There's no...caring time in between because of the constant flood of news. Stupid news. I want to remain uninformed! I might as well lock myself in the closet for a few months.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Saturday, September 15, 2001 11:35 a.m..
Damness, they didn't put Invader Zim on tonight >_<. Why?! It's not fair, I feel so let down. damn. And I told my lab partner in chem. to watch it, and now he'll think I'm crazy ^^;;. They put an episode of the fairly odd parents in it's place O_o. Don't get me wrong, I like that show too ("Don't look at me, I'm just a coal miner!"), but I wanted Zim, and it was a new episode. The only thing I can think of is maybe it had something to do with bombs or airplanes or terrorists O_o. Geez, airplanes aren't even PC anymore. Nope, no airplane movies for us. I hate this whole situation. I feel practically nothing for this country after hearing about nothing else for the past few days, much in the same way I don't really feel any connection to the people at my school. Most of them were rather disturbed when the school shootings happened, but it did little to phase me. Go figure, I guess it's not that I don't want to follow the herd, I'm just incapable of it. I bought some goggles last week at the Popcorn festival downtown. Orville Redenbocker was born in my town, thus we have a popcorn fest. It was last weekend. Yes. I bought some spiffy imitation-designer goggles at a cheap sunglasses stand. Tre cool. My friend Wade bought some too. He looks so cute in them! XD Most people don't understand why we would buy goggles, but WE know why. Yes we do. I also bought a cute little beanbag lizard ^-^. It's shiny and multicolored, so I named him Acid McTrippy...or Trippy McAcid, it depends what sort of mood I'm in (it's all based on whimsy...wheee!). I introduced a bunch of my friends to both Invader Zim and Little Nicky, both of which got good reviews from the whole crowd. Happy I am. I also bought a cute little pink owl on Monday. It's from Harry Potter, but she's not Hedwig (it's been decided that it's a she ^_^). It's cute and small ^-^. They had other colors, but I went for the freaky non-owlish color. yes I did. You know, I could've talked about all this stuff when it happened, but I was too busy ranting. I think I'm done now, with ranting. It's out of my system for the time being. I've been catching up on reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, and it's so great, really picked up my spirits this week. So Long and Thanks For All the Fish is my favorite book so far XD. I'm supposed to finish watching the Trigun series, I've got the last DVD on loan from my friend. Grr...I just can't do it. I don't want to see it end. Maybe tomorrow night ^^;;. My new kiss doll isn't getting anywhere ~_~.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Friday, September 14, 2001 08:48 p.m..
| "Be like the twenty-second elephant with heated value in space - bark!" |
I love Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! ^-^
I wonder what's wrong with my country sometimes. I live in America, yes, but people here are scaring me more than any terrorist attack could ever do. People are getting so fanatical with patriotism. "Show the world we're united! Show everyone we aren't weak! We have to stand together or we'll never get through this!" There's no need for thinking like that. It's nice, true, but America's already been united by all this that's happened, and it doesn't reassure anyone to keep saying that it's not enough. We aren't a weak country, and it's not hard to tell. People need to get their minds off the "war" we aren't even in yet and set their sights on just getting back to some state of normalcy. Everyone is rushing out, wanting to do something, anything, just to help. I can understand this, but sometimes being in the right state of mind is going to do a lot more than running around yelling about war and drafting and crap. Giving blood and money is great, but people need to keep their wits about them. Living in America is really scaring me now, and it's certainly not the doing of any terrorist I know of.
On another note, where are these cries of "war" coming from? Honestly, what kind of war would this turn out to be? We're up against a *terrorist* group, not the whole damn country. And even if it turns out that way, it'd be easier in the end to just weed out the terrorists rather than go to war over it. What's that going to do? There's no peace in store when the war ends, and the terrorists would still be there, plus Afghanistan would have every reason to set up to do the same thing all over again. That'd get us nowhere, which happens to be the only place to go because there's really nowhere to get to in the beginning anyway. People need to calm down and deal with this in a reasonable way. I'm certainly not against wars, they're what get history and society moving, but there's no war in this situation. Any war now wouldn't produce change, it would only hinder it. I'm moving to Europe when I get older, all the crap going down here is too weird. Patriotism is great, but not when it's just an excuse to validate killing for revenge. That's all this war hype is, just an excuse to kill a bunch of people for revenge...I'm feeling very rant-y this week ~_~.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Thursday, September 13, 2001 08:48 p.m..
| "arrrgh, I'm not attractive." |
The quote's from the simpsons, FYI, not me, even though I feel like it today. Geezus, today's just drowning in bad karma, isn't it? I would comment more on the terrorist attacks, but honestly everyone already knows. It's sad, but really, I don't think it's sad because of all the death, but rather because of the way that most of the people involved died. Imagine how insanely scary it would be to be those people on the plane, not to mention the people who jumped from the world trade center. That's awful. I can't help but think that this is a good lesson to the U.S. to stop building such insanely large buildings. There's no building on earth that honestly needs 90 something floors. It's just far too dangerous. And the other bad karma? Well, it's been a bad day all around. I was up all last night with stomach cramps and only got a few hours of sleep because of it. Then, when I woke up, (no matter how vain this sounds) I looked like hell. My hair wasn't cooperating and looked like it could desperately use a washing, and my face had broken out >_<. I looked like I got the chicken pox again. Attractive, ne? I couldn't stay home because we were taking standardized tests today (bad enough as it is) and found out it was the anniversary of the death of one of my friends. Then, I only had one pencil. Not a big deal, but just added together with everything else. Around two hours into the stupid test, we heard about the terrorist attacks. What an awful day. I got home and took a nice long bath, and attacked my face with as many things as I could find to make it clear up. I feel a lot better now, just waitin' for tomorrow. Oh yeah, rin-chan is an exception to my rant in the post below. She redeems organized religion in my mind :).
Raindrops keep falling on my head, just like a guy who's feet are too big for his bed. Nothing seems to fit. Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'...so I just did me some talkin' to the sun. Told him I didn't like the way he got things done, sleepin' on the job. Raindrops keep fallin' on my head, but that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red. Crying's not for me. Cuz, I'm never gonna stop the rain by complaining, because I'm freeee. Nothin's worryin' me.
Yeah, random song lyrics. Cool.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Tuesday, September 11, 2001 07:39 p.m..
| Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts- Albert Einstein |
You know, some guys just try too hard to make their masculinity known that it just works against them. I'm so completely pissed off at my guy friend right now. I don't know, it's just, he always trys SOOOOOOO hard to make himself seem like the most straight guy you would ever meet; he's constantly hitting on girls and the such and making little comments loaded with innuendo. You know, it's tiring. He actually said the word "faggot" in front of me. I hate that word. There's just something about it that rings right up there with "nigger." You just don't say it unless you have permission, and the only people who ever have the permission are the people it's meant towards. I'm seriously mad at my friend right now. He's so into christianity (I'm not even capitalizing that, I just have no respect for organized religion right at the moment). His vision is just always clouded by the "messages" of the bible. It's awful. Too many people rely on the bible to make their morals for them instead of thinking for themselves, it just pisses me off. This is why I don't go to church. I've got news for ya people, you don't take the bible into your heart, you take God into your heart. the bible's not going to do a damn thing to your heart, it's just going to cloud your mind and make you into a zombie if you don't know what you're doing. The lessons in the bible are old, but the reason it's still around is 'cuz some of it still rings true today...but not all of it! Geez, people take it so literally sometimes. The lessons in the bible are there for people to interpret and apply to their own lives, not just have faith in blindly. Blind faith is nothing. Blind faith = zombie-ness. You're *supposed* to question your faith, you're *supposed* to question your ideals and morals, and you're *supposed* to question yourself and your true identity. You don't get anywhere in life without questions, you just end up staying where you're at, and the things you're supposed to be questioning won't have any meaning otherwise. You know where I was going with this? It was this: my friend, this bible loving fundamentalist who doesn't believe in evolution for freak's sake, is blind. He's blind to the world and his problems, and had the bible never influenced him, had no one else influenced him, he'd know why there's no reason to say "faggot" ever. People are people, and they go for who they go for. In the end it's no more complicated than that. People just think it's unnatural because that's what they were always told, not because it's what they really think. Hardly anyone thinks for themselves, but people need to start. It's fine and dandy to love God, to read the bible, and all that jazz, but everyone should look at their life without the bible, without other people making their decisions. You can't find your problems without looking, and you can't find the solutions to those problems without looking long and hard at what you're trying to fix first. It's just how it is. Are you unhappy? then damnit, don't be. fix it. find out what makes you unhappy, and figure out why it makes you that way. sometimes you can't change the world around you, but you can do things inside yourself to make it easier to just live and be happy despite your problems. Hm...methinks I get philosophical and pissy at night time. Don't mind me, I'm not a christian. I don't like the bible. God's cool with me, though. He and I, we're tight.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Friday, September 7, 2001 11:23 p.m..
Lalala...I have a bunch of things to rant about, but I'd only piss people off, so I won't, despite how much I want to. I have other people to listen to me for that sort of thing. Anyway, I went on vacation over labor day weekend with rin-chan and katy. it was pretty cool ^^. Maybe we should've taken pictures though. I never take pictures, it's just not in my family's habits I think. My family is kind of odd that way. In fact, my family's odd in a lot of ways. Wanna hear? I'm sure you do. Usually when I refer to "my family" I'm referring to my dad's side. Frankly, my mom's side is dull, boring, greedy, and shallow. I don't know how I'm related to those people sometimes. They dwell on the past, and they're horribly closed minded. I mentioned my mom might take up yoga sometime to help with her stress. Yoga? new age? it's all crap, of course! Just because something is brand new and appears to be working wonders for people who actually CARE about living longer, means that no one in my mom's family could ever fathom trying it. They're like that. In their eyes, people go to church whether they believe the stuff they're spouting off or not. You grow up, you get married to somebody whether you love them or not. You have kids and raise 'em, whether you want them or not. Then you wait for your parents to die so you can take their money. How am I related to these people? Religion? No, not me. I don't care, other people can have their opinions, but I think organized religion clouds people's eyes of the world around them. My mother thinks homosexual kisses constitute as pornography for Christ's sake! What's truely wrong with homosexuality? Everyone's a bit attracted to the same sex; try and say you're not, but you're only kidding yourself. And as for porn, there's nothing wrong with it. It's there, but kissing isn't porn. And besides that, there are degrees of porn. Soft porn doesn't show anything more than breasts and some explicit sex mixed with some sort of hint of plot. Hard core more or less is people doin' the nasty. Then there's some stuff in the middle, and beyond that you have the fetishes. Feet, bondage, bondaged feet, etc. Whatever trips your fancy, it's probably out there, but that doesn't mean it's all bad, or that it doesn't deserve it's place in society. It's there for entertainment. People can get creepy about liking it too much, but sexual frustrations need some outlet in a society that constantly shuns sex while imbracing it with all it's might in media and advertisements. People "back-in-the-day" practically refused to talk about sex, as if it wasn't there and never had a reason to exist. It was dirty and wrong, cuz apparently reproducing wasn't very "in" back then. Some people are mortified by this whole "sexual revolution" going on now, but it's no revolution. It's people pulling their heads out of their butts and just dealing with what's been there all along. Porn's been around since before anyone living today was even born, and sex has existed since the beginning of time, but the ignorance about everything that deals with it still remains. Dolphins get pleasure from sex, and humans do too. Think how intelligent dolphins are. Now everyone who's ever complained about sex in the media, music, and staring your kids in the face from ads and tv shows, go be like a dolphin and just accept it. And get your kids the hell away from the damn tv and raise them like they deserve. What the hell am I talking about? How long have I been bottling up this bizarre, inner rage against the morals of society and religion? See, this is why I don't go to church. I'd start arguing with the preacherman. I've got rage. Sorry, it's just my mom got me all worked up yesterday about this. She told me not to tell anyone that I approve of pornography or homosexuality because it might make people think of her as a bad parent. WTF? I honestly don't understand. Soooo, it's a BAD thing that I accept the quirks of society as being perfectly acceptable and I just leave other people's business to themselves instead of making it into my own business? I'm not supposed to accept these things like a perfectly mentally healthy, worldly young adult should and deal with them in a mature matter instead of treating it like the plague? Honestly, I don't dislike my mother, and I don't mouth off to her or get into big arguements with her, but she needs to open her eyes a bit. The world's not as small as she wishes it were. Listen to me, what kind of opinions are these for a 16 yr old? It makes me wonder sometimes how I didn't end up writing my age: "what up? study hall aint no fun, yo. OMG! tha guy in da 1st row jus' look'd at meeee!!!!1111. its an miracel. i hope he askz me out, yo!" gee, maybe I can attribute it to those horrible parenting skillz my mom is afraid of ^^;;. Does it sound like I hate my family? Oh well, I don't, I just frustrated with them a lot. Did I offend anyone with this stuff? I kind of hope so. If I've gotten to the point where I can voice opinions that have a hint of controversy to 'em, then maybe I'm on my way out of the little shoebox all my ideas and opinions are in. They voted Bunky out of Big Brother. Damn you, you stupid Hardy. If he wins, I'll be so annoyed. If nothing else, Will deserves to win just cuz he's such a funny, smug little bastard who doesn't keep this thoughts in like the others do. Anyway...sweet jebus, batman! I found the COOLEST thing. A 72 marker set of *imported* japanese markers. Sweeeeeetness. Daaaaymn. $150! That's soooo cheap for that lot of markers. I want some of their neato comictones too *drooling*. Pfffffssssssshhhhhhh, I'm madly in love with some markers I've never met. It'll never work between us, our personalities are at different ends of the spectrum. I'm sure they'd get along just wonderfully with my paper, though. I'm out, I have some nsync slash fiction to read because I've got no life and mom's in the other room.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Tuesday, September 4, 2001 06:58 p.m..
| we know there's no longer shine on this burned out rainbow~.... |
Lalala...I archived the stupid entries for once ^^;;. I decided to fill out one of those survey thingies you get in email, so here it is. I know everyone is just melting into a little puddle of goo from the anticipation. Executrix.
1)Name- shawn
2)Nicknames- shawny, mad hatter, bitch.
3)Birthday- july 5, 1985
4)How old are you then- do the math, I'm 16. bah.
5)Hometowm- wow, I didn't know I lived in a hometowM. trippy, you learn something new everyday
6)Town you were born in- well, apparently, it was my hometowM.
7)What do you look like- Iiiiii...looka like a person. I have hair, all the standard appendages, so on and so forth.
8)Are you hansome/beautiful- hansome? I thought it was handsome O_o. I would consider myself beautiful in my own shawn-like way. I'm not *that* insecure. Oh, I'm ugly! gah! kill me now! life is cruel!
9)Why or why not- huh? why am I not ugly? well, my hair is nice and smooth and long and light brown (and and and...), and I have nice blueish-green hazel eyes with thick eyelashes, and a rather nice figure considering I'm not even five feet tall. But, then again, it doesn't matter, considering even if I was horrendously ugly, I'd still be beautiful. It's the stuff on the inside (your guts! yay! col-dasac!) that counts, right?
10)Family members- Mom, dad, me, and some other people I'm forced to love because we jumped in the same genepool. damnness.
11)Fave relative- My parents, my aunt gretchen (sp?),and my cousin justin ^-^.
12)Least fave relative- most everyone else.
13)Is the #13 unlucky/lucky- yeah, sure. Um, I suppose it'd be unlucky if you got hit over the head with something heavy shaped like a big #13. Hm...
14)What time did you goto bed last nite- um...about 10:30? It's a school nite, so that seemed to make sense O_o.
15)What did you do yesterday- went to school like the crazy person I am
16)What did/you doing today- what did you doing today? what kind of crackhead grammar is that? what up, homie? foo'!
17)Fave place to eat- the olive garden, I suppose O_o. I prefer eating in my kitchen the most, but maybe I'm just weird like that.
18)Fave food- the edible, non-poisonous kind. (ooo, deadly food. grr.)
19)Fave drink- fluids (or liquids, if you prefer) or fluid like substances. Preferred if it's not poison, liquor, or squeezy-cheese (damnit, it took forever to find that stupid hyphen).
20)Fave numbers- the numbery kind. yay, numbers. cool.
21)Do you drink- drink...kool-aid? I like kool-aid, it makes my soul scream happy words and wiggle funny
22)Do you drive- yes, I drive people insane, but not drive in the car sort of way...not that I've never driven a car...aw, screw it.
23)If so,what kind of car- hell, I suppose the car kind of car wouldn't work for an answer.
24)Did you dye/highlight/lighten your hair or anything- or anything? so I could've set my hair on fire and that would've been a perfectly acceptable answer? Nothing's ever been done to my hair besides cutting, trimming, hairspraying, curling, braiding, washing, etc...
25)What are you wearing in your school pic- clothes. a shirt, my necklace, and a stupid looking smirk. yay me, I kick ass.
26)Worst thing you ever did- there are some, but I'm trying hard to repress those memories, thank you very much.
27)Best thing you ever did- I think I must be repressing those memories too, cuz I can't think of a damn thing. I picked up somebody's paper that fell on the floor today. aren't I nice?
28)Fave radio station- radio? since when do they play stuff I wanna hear? crazyness, I tells ya.
29)Fave TV show- Invader Zim, because zim is so zimmy, it just zims my zim. yeah, that makes so much sense that I'm having problems repressing the urge to jump for joy right now...ah, urge repressed. I feel special today.
30)Fave room in your house- my kitchen where my computer dwells. It's so nice and in the process of being painted. aaaw, what a cute leetle kitchen. yes you are, yeeeesss. awww. look hunny, I think it just said it's first word! awww...what the hell am I on today? O_o
31)Fave season- the non-cold ones, so spring and summer would be the answer. though, they don't count as one season. Oh well, screw anyone who gives a damn. wow, I'm in my "cuss like a drunken sailor" mode today. And what a fun mode it is, gosh damnit.
32)Whats on your mousepad- gateway whoring itself out to my mouse to make a quick buck. stupid gateway and their...stupidness. damn right!
33)Do you have a scanner- yes, yes I do. And there it is. It exists. well then, that was a meaningful answer. But then again, maybe it's just a figment of my imagination and some well-done lighting. that crafty lighting, it steals your money every time. But then again, aren't we ALL just figments of the light? I like my light, it makes me feel pretty.
34)What kind of computer do you have- a crapmo brand spankerific new gateway. gateway blows! damn you, evil hellspawns.
35)Do you have a mic- I have one, but darned if I know how to use it. it's just there, staring at me, taunting me. oh my, it's out to kill me.
36)Do you have ICQ- no.
37)If so,whats your ICQ#- no.
38)Are you wearing nailpolish right now- no, my nails are pure and clean, unlike YOURS! Heathen! hellspawn! mock my nail-like cleanliness, will you?! errghshismergish. ish to you all! errrg.
39)If so,what color- color? you and your evil colors. they'd be sparkly blue if painted, thank you very much.
40)Ever stolen something- some grapes, and a cookie or two from the super market. I used to eat donuts before paying for them when I was little, but that doesn't count. I'm so tainted.
41)Do you like this survey so far- yeah, sure. I like wasting my time. I can't spell wasting. damn-nit. bah-ish.
42)Ok,lets play a game i say a word and u say what u think of- okay, sounds like a plan.
43)chocolate- moose (if you give a moose a muffin! yay. no, not mousse).
44)spice-...arific! it sounds like a word you'd add -arific to the end of...like crunch-arific..or -errific if you prefer.
45)taco- mexico. dogs. hamsters.
46)pretty- ...often the spider on my porch swing comes out. yeah baby, creative sentence structure! grr.
47)hot- chicken. mmm, meesa likey chicken-ishes.
48)cold- snow. I hate snow. I hate cold. Damn you cold. grr.
49)lemon- hmmmm, is that a euphemism? mmm, euphemism-alicious. It's euphemism-errific! eww, it doesn't work well that way XD.
50)coolatta- pidgeons. coo, coooo. yeah. pidgeons. frosty pidgeons.
51)pink- euphemism XD. this is awful, my mind is in the proverbial gutter today. Executrix! yeah baby! Nebuchadnezzar!
52)email- painintheass. one word, I just made it up.
53)hacker- onions, cuz my mom is cooking them right now. yay for onions, for they are gross.
54)ocean- dead fish. there was this really big dead one with it's brain cavity ripped open on the beach the other day. yummy, makes me wanna eat seafood. I blame tv for my desensitization towards subjects like this.
55)sun- shine. you are my sunshine, you make me haaaapy, when skies are greay (like my new spelling?).
56)Ok, lets play another game, I say a name and you say who u think of - u? I'm a U now! I feel so proud.
57)Bob- Rob. it rhymes.
58)Rose- flowers. pretty. thorny. pretty thorny. euphemism.
59)Justin-...Timberlake likes boys, yes he does (and should! raaawrr...)
60)Delilah- Daliah, the flower. Pretty. I don't know if they're thorny though. Euphemism? eXistenZ. hell yeah.
61)Ricky-...Martin dances like a whore. yes he does. mmmhm. In that one video when he's in the shower with the underwater ladies, he looks like he's got twenty arms. creepy. It also looks like he's been cut in half..I can only wish.
62)Jenna- Sally Jessy Rapheal. Bunny Rabbits. Sally Jessy Rapheal with bunny ears eating a carrot. I am a sick puppy. Nebuchadnezzar.
63)Joe-...Joey of Nsync is spiffy. yes he is.
64)Jamie- Jam, strawberry. Shaken, not stirred.
65)Ron-...of harry potter has neat hair. yes he does.
66)Tabitha- Tituba of the salem witch trials spoke neat in the crucible.
67)Mark- Marky Mark. I don't care.
68)Britney-..Spears has big boobs and waves them around like a proud, mighty banner protruding from her chest. yes she does.
69)Anthony- 'eeeeh, Tony! How ya doin'?
70)Christina-...Aguilera needs to get a new hairstylist.
71)Brian- Litterel of the BackstreetBoys squints too much
72)Maria-...Was in a song by Santana?
73)John- Johnish. What was this part about again?
74)Katie- My friend, Katy. You misspelled her name!
75)Tiffany-...is a cheerleader name.
76)Shawn- I'm on the list! I think of MEEEEEEEEEE when I see this name because it is MEEEEEEEEEE damnit. MEEEEEEEEEEE. Grr. Nebuchadnezzar.
77)Megan- Nebuchadnezzar.
78)Tammy- Nebuchadnezzar.
79)Bobby- Bobbish. Nebuchadnezzar.
80)Tim- my favorites folder. Nebuchadnezzar.
~~~~~~~LasT Time You~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
81)Spoke- a few minutes ago to my mother about giving the dog more water.
82)Showered- I bathe, I do not shower.
83)Ate- After I got home from school this afternoon. I had chips and dip (dips! yay!). yes I did. Nebuchadnezzar.
84)Cried- I don't remember. I cry a lot though, it makes my insides feel happy again, kind of like being released from having your head in a really big painful vice. yes it is.
85)Kissed- I gave a kiss to my dad last night, but I don't kiss other people I'm not related to, and I don't kiss people in a romantic way, so I guess never would fit for an answer depending on your interpretation of this question and this sentence is just one big run-on but I like it like that yes I do.
86)Laughed- not long ago. yes I did.
87)Wrote- I'm writing this aren't I? not by hand of course, cuz that'd just be darn crazy.
88)Typed- now. Right now. Can you imagine, me here, typing...right now? Right now...now. Nebuchadnezzar.
89)Studied- I studied in two or three hours from now cuz I don't like tense agreements. Nebuchadnezzar.
90)Drank- I have a bottle of water next to me, and I have been drinking it for the past week. yay.
91)Fought- I don't fight, I whimper and cry followed by a good dose of kicking, screaming, biting, and petty name calling. yes I do. Nebuchadnezzar.
92)Ran- this afternoon while walking the dog.
93)Walked- see above.
94)Hiked- see above ^^;;
95)Coughed- see abo-...wait. I don't remember. see above.
96)Rode a bike- last summer. Nebuchadnezzar.
97)Rollerskated/bladed- a few summers ago. Nebuchadnezzar.
98)Iceskated- never. never ever. why must you make me so depressed. It's cold in my house. no ice. Nebuchadnezzar.
99)Bought something- after school from the pop machine. yes I did. executrix.
100)Were sick-...in the head, a constant ailment of mine.
101)Tell Me Which You Would Rather in the next questions ok- Okay! That sounds great! I'll gladly comply! Thanks for asking!..sort of.
102)Forwards or Chain Letters- neither.
103)White or Black- white.
104)Strawberry or Lemon- strawberry...lemon=euphemism. stevish.
105)Chicken or Turkey- cheeekun.
106)Red or pink- pinkish...Nebuchadnezzar. pink nebuchadnezzar. euphemism. executrix.
107)Soda or Pop- 'tis pop, deary, tis pop. yes it is.
108)Blonds or Brunettes- I'm a healthy mix of both, so I like either one, and they all hate me. everyone does. I hate myself. the world is cruel. I hate life. I have no self-esteem and judge others by their unnatural haircolors. Hell. Nebuchadnezzar. I speak untruths. Yes I do.
109)Make-up or No Make-up- No make-up, cuz make-up=euphemi-...oops, I mean devil. yeah, devil. evil. eeeeevil. Nebuchadnezzar.
110)Straight or curly- my hair is straight. yes it is.
111)Summer or winter- summer. winter blows.
112)Spring or fall- spring. fall is prettier though.
113)Christmas or Easter- christmas, cuz you get presents. yes you do. that's the only reason.
114)Valentines Day or St Patrick's Day- valentine's day=euphemism....and chocolate. yes it does.
115)Pretty or beautiful- huh? I'm both damnit! yes I am. Wheefun.
116)Hot or Sexy- I like my food hot, thank you. not sexy, cuz I'd feel bad about eating it. Luke warm works okay too.
117)Tall or Short- short..-er than me, which is no one. yes, I am shortest..and delusional. I'm special.
118)Long or quick- euphemism.
119)Chocolate or vanilla- chocolate.
120)Private or Public School- public school (private schools=euphemism brainwashing.
121)Religious or Spiritual- spiritual. organized religion sits poorly in my stomach, which is my excuse for saying hell and damn so much. yes it is. bite me.
122)Half Empty or Half-Full- half-full, damnit. Nebuchadnezzar.
123)TV or Radio- tv.
124)Walk or Run- run, then walk, then run some more..then walk.
125)Drive or Walk- walk.
126)Crowded or Empty- both..
127)Lefty or Righty- righty..Nebuchadnezzar.
128)What was your most embarassing moment- no. Nebuchadnezzar.
129)Best friends- I have some. ask them.
130)What did you do on New Years- ate food, hung out with people. yayfun. ran around making funny voices. pigs flying and all that good stuff.
131)Do you have mIRC- yes, it is the devil as well as make-up (I bet it wears too much mascara and blue eyeshadow too.)
132)Fave car- the kind that drive places. Nebuchadnezzar.
133)Fave shampoo- herbal escenesesesese...whatever.
135)Fave colours- orange. Nebuchadnezzar.
136)Who sent this to you- no. Nebuchadnezzar.
137)Any last words- Nebuchadnezzar.
138)How long did this take you to fill out- too long. Nebuchadnezzar.
139)Are you glad you're almost done- yes. Nebuchadnezzar.
140)Who is going to send this back- I think Nebuchadnezzar will. He's such a cool guy, after all, considering he's dead.
141)Whos not going to send back- Nebuchadnezzar. that bastard.
142)Fave place to shop- the fabric store.
143)Do you have an Mp3 player- yes.
144)What mp3's do you have, if so- lots.
145-You're done!!! Good Job!!- Nebuchadnezzar.
invader zim yelled "computer, take me to the WEASELS!" at Wednesday, August 29, 2001 05:53 p.m..
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