What's with the crosshair, someone going to shoot me in the eye? I should've taken the sample green colored contacts they had at the eye place. I only took the turquoise (cos my mom liked them for some reason) and the honey ones, which I'm going to use if we're going to do Angel Sanctuary next year.
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love." You're more than a little world-weary, but also intelligent and you keep your head when things get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get in the way sometimes.
aw I wanted something else...like "Human hair. From my back."
AUGUST 12 7:02PM
re: my COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING OBESITY
I know you're just JEALOUS of all my MEAT LIAN, so you can STOP >:0
and while we were at Otakon right, I was piggybackridin Lisa cos she let me =D and I made her get close to Lian so I could kick her in the ass! Which I did, of course. I take advantage of my asskickin opportunities. So then Lian tries to come around and kick me back, and I urge Lisa to run or get away or ANYTHING so my delicate heiny doesn't get hurt but NO!!!! It's like Lisa WANTED me to get my butt kicked!!!! But GUESS WHAT!?!? Lian aimed wrong and kicked Lisa in the butt instead. ahahahhahahha!!!! I was laughing about this to myself last night. one of the funniest things ever. ahahhaha. Then Lian kicks again and finally gets her foot up high enough to kick me in the butt.
and when we were at the flattish couch place nappin around? We were lying in this order: Lian, Lisa, then me. I kinda went to sleep first so I was the first awake and watched Lian + Lisa be comatose for a while. I was kinda bored so I started tickling Lian's knee. No reaction. So I do it again. No reaction. Except for Lisa pushing my hand away ;p I do it again, and finally Lian reaches over to try to smack me, only she hits Lisa instead AGAIN! ahahah!! *is supersmooth*
cute Naruto kid >_> I think he was prolly at some other con, cos I dun remember seeing this kid at all. but from reading the other comments on other photos of this guy, apparently he had loads of girls stalking him and asking for hugs :3
I dun think Itachi + Naruto got their pictures up yet, cos I couldn't find em. hnn so.
heyhey and anyway, instead of going to the movies with all of us should we just go over and play the Naruto game at Lisa's house? =DD or maybe we could all go to the movies anyway for the people who don't like video games much ;p COME OONNN, ya bastards! We've been talkin bout this for a while maybe and we haven't done anything yet, and school's about to bloody start. I got their postcard thinger in the mail telling me which day is the first day I should go, and I SAW WHAT YOU DREW LIAN. When I first saw it I was like, very quietly, in my head, "wtf?" and then I asked my mom who drew it, as if she would know >_>; before I remembered (ginseng really DOES work! except I haven't taken any) that you said that you drew on the labels of the people you knew. Is it just me, or is it kinda ominouslookin with that guy holding a gun lurking behind a C? and what's the url of the girl who took a photo of us while I was trying to wait in line for food at the BCC before we decided to go off to Taco Bell?
AUGUST 11 5:07PM
man, I was seriously wiped from otakon. I slept til 1 which I NEVER do cos I hate wakin up and finding that I slept half the day away. I was kinda surprised that we managed to wake up around late 9 or 10ish after stayin up til 2 durin otakon anyhow so. I downloaded some music I heard from the anime music videos =D like Unstoppable by the Calling, Pretty Girl by Sugercult, Mad World by Gary Jules, and Hindi Sad Diamonds which I wanted to download after watchin Moulin Rouge but didn't know what it was called. I want to watch FLCL. I THINK I looked for some of the manga, but I didn't find any. I flipped through some before and I like the art style for it. It's clean and expressive and funny. I think. I could just be making stuff up. But you know WHY I really REALLY want to watch it? Cos I want to see OJISAN!!!
AUGUST 10 7:46PM
oh yah and re: the oekaki panel. It was interestin but I dun think I'm going to remember most of what they talked about and what all the tool functions were. One of the three girls on the panel was hella funny and was also cosplayin as Kyou from Fruits Basket =D Besides the "if there was a quiz asking for my iq, you put down STUPID!" she had also said
Toni(sp)(funny girl): *drawing on oekaki* Okay...this is going to look really crappy, but that's my job. ...I can't really see it cos I don't have my glasses on...*squints*
Other Panel Girl: Your glasses are right in front of you, why don't you put them on.
Toni: Because I'm stupid. Now you all know that I'm stupid!!
Toni: *still drawing* I don't really know what this tool does. I don't know what this one does either. Now everyone knows I'm stupid and dumb.
Crowd: aww we still love you!
Toni: Great, everyone loves me...because I am a FOOL!
ahahah. I loved her.
AUGUST 10 6:54PM
re: Otakon
shhs jaskas;;?//!! dsjfsjf bestest time EVAR. Lisa has major problems la >:D
C: *in bathroom, pushing moussed hair into place* My head is lopsided.
Lisa: YOUR head is lopsided!!!
and while we were at otakon right, you know there are all kinds of people there? There was this one guy who had one hell of a potbelly, and a goatee, and he was cosplaying as SAILOR MARS, short fuku and long wiggy hair and all. We were sittin on the air conditioner whatever thing leanin on the windows in one of the huge lobbies and staring at him and Lian said, "Look at that guy. He's dressed like Sailor Mars..." and Lisa said "That's not Sailor Mars. That's Sailor *MAAAN*." ahahahha!!!
what else? Also today, while Lian + me were walking to the place where we were supposed to meet Lisa's parents to go back home, we passed a little kid who held a red teddy bear in his arms and as we went by, he was stroking the bear and saying, "It's okay, Lucifer...I know, I know..." and it was so fackin weird and freaky that we burst out laughing. We also saw a bunch of Inuyashas, but the best was this little kid cosplaying as him and then running around without his wig hair.
People took loads and loads of pictures of us =D There were other Naruto cosplayers but not that many, I think. There were a whole bunch but wella, not as much as all the Trigun ones anyway. I didn't see any Rei cosplayers this year, and most of the time she's everywhere cos she's easy to cosplay or whatever. We dinna really have any poses though ;p just stood there and smiled/not smiled like morons. In the place with the ships in encased glass and the flattish couches, we fell asleep there, and people took pictures of us like that too >_> I want to see these pictures on the internet. I remember being waken by a flash of light and opening my eyes to see this guy in a white tuxedo walk away with a camera. There was also this lady that took pictures of us while we weren't asleep (I think) but on the couches, doing candid shots or somethin. And Lian kept staring at her until she went away. ahahah. ;p We met up with Kakashi-sensei! (not Susan ;p) There were a lot of them actually. I took his Icha Icha Paradise but it wasn't hentai, just a dressed up Real Bout High School(?) manga. HE LIED LIKE A LYING THING.
We also saw an Itachi cosplayer! Just one though. She was a girl. She was looking for another group of Naruto cosplayers from some livejournal group and thought they were us =D She took some pictures with us on Friday, and asked us to meet her on Saturday. Which we tried to do, but we couldn't find her til the end when we were walkin out of the building to go back to our hotel, and someone screamed "NARUUUUTOOOO" and I turned around and it was her and another Naruto cosplayer and we all trooped back into the convention center to wait for her to get some batteries for her digital cam. to take more pictures la. The other Naruto + me beat the hell out of Sasuke-Lian >:D She hid herself in the elevator and cried after our beatdown. ;p There was also a sign behind us that said "NO CON EVENTS BEYOND THIS POINT" and Lian asked, "What's a conevent?" and when we figured out she had read con event as conevent Lisa yelled at her and called her stoopid. The other Naruto said I was a good Naruto >:D cos I beat up Sasuke so good.
I saw some Naruto plushies in the dealers' room, but they cost 25$-20$ and djfhujsfs dsI wasn't going to pay that much so I dinna buy any and I'm just hopin I win the fic contest now. Oh yah!! Lian + Lisa + me chipped in and bought the Naruto game for Gamecube >:D< it's all in Japanese and we had to buy a disc thing for Lisa's gamecube so that it could actually play it but oh well. I'm going to go over there and play it so much. I wish they had a Naruto game for Playstation. skmsd...I dun really care that it's in Japanese, cos most likely it'd just be the names and stuff that're in Japanese + we can probably figure out the controls from etc posted on the internet.
We saw Xiao + Mr. Man + Liz + her boyfriend on Sat =D We'd come out of a room to watch the end of Naruto episode number 4 and someone'd asked to take our picture and so we were posin round the wall when we saw them. Someone had told us earlier that there was going to be a Naruto photo shoot out somewhere at 11, so we talked for a while but not much cos it was close to 11, and told em we were going to meet up with them later at 12:30 while they went round the dealers' room and everything. The photoshoot didn't last as long as we thought it would, mostly cos a staff guy told us we couldn't take big group shots like that in the place we were (tho I don't know why, I don't think we were obstructing anything) and that we had to take ourselves somewhere else. We went out onto the skywalk, with some other Naruto cosplayers (but not much followed), watched a Sasuke cosplayer do some yaoi action with another cosplayer (I forgot who it was...I don't think it was a Naruto), then some other Narutos asked me to take a picture for em. so I did. cos I'm oh so helpful and generous and everything. After that we just went into the dealers' room and found X + Man + Liz + Ben ourselves, early. And throughout the whole time with them, I kept seeing the same oldish Chinese man around us, and I had thought he was some kind of pedophile stalker, til I found out that he was actually Xiao's dad >_>; yeah hah. After that, we went eatin and such and had cup ramen in our hotel ^^ walked round the con some more, then split up when Xiao wanted to go see the creator of Coyboy Bebop (? I forget) and Lisa + Lian + Susan + me stayed behind sittin on the air conditioner thing and saw Sailor Man >:D I seriously think that he was only doing that to be funny...at least, I hope so anyway. There are some things I just don't have to see.
I bought loads of Naruto merchandise. excluding plushie. >_> I got a poster, manga #3 and 11, this...strap thinger, a small Naruto figure, two stoopid random Naruto keychains or whatever (they were Kakashi + Naruto's Sexy no Jutsu >:p)...er...I think thass it. mmkay so it wasn't loads. I also got a kyo poster and a hide photo and right now I dun remember what else I bought. =D
Oh yah, on Friday, we saw breakdancers! They were really good. I can't really describe it, but it was all impromptu dancing and they were really really skilled. If I tried any of what they were doing I would've tripped and broken my neck. Then I'd get up and do it again.
We started heading home round 2, although the con ended at 6. I feel kinda sad about the con bein over, cos it was fun seeing all these random people scream Naruto's name and huggin us all ;p we never did swim in the hotel pool. hn. I bought a Naruto art print of becky's (estrigious) too, I dun remember if Lian remembered to give it back to me or not, cos I made her hold it since she had a bag on her. It was cool seein Becky in person. I dinna say anything about goin to her site though cos I didn't want to sound like some kind of freak. even though I was already dressed in uber prison orange. mmkay I think thass it.
I want to cosplay as him next year =D although my parents probably won't let me bleach my hair so I can get my hair that red. and guess who has blonde hair now?!?!? >:DDD Guess!!!! You know you know it! So who has blonde hair hnn?? Come on!!! Guess! GUESSSS DAMMIT
heyhey we have our cable back, and I think something is seriously wrong with cybertrio and Packard Bell for not having their support pages up (at least the ones in ENGLISH). That is all.
Got me hair cut again =D This time I look enough like a little boy to cosplay as Naruto-baka, but the layers up top might still be a little too long to spike up right. I wish we had gel at our house. All we have is mousse and hairspray. and my handy dandy HAIR DRYER!!! I screwed around with my hair to try to see if I could style it right, mushing mousse into my hair and everything, which smelled like coconut and coconuts = bad, and sprayin all over the place but not too much cos I didn't ask my mom/da before I actually used their spray + mousse and at the end of it all it looked like I had gotten into a fight with a gorilla. Or had been given birth to by one.
>:0!!!!11!1111!
but I stilled liked the hair though! So I didn't wash my hair...yet...er...I'm going to have to wash it soon...iss kinda drooped down from what it was like before anyhow. The power of mousse. ;p mostly it looked like I had more of a Sasuke hairstyle, but I have hope!!1!11 that I!!!111 can be!!!!!11 a NARUTO~~~~ ICCHAN GO BOOM! I like the bottoms of my hair especially. It's all scruffy and choppy and short. And look! I have sideburns! =D They're quite attractive if I do say so myself, I don't know why Mr. Man gets all hissy when I mention hers ;p maybe cos hers are unintentional...*runs away*
*comes back* mine aren't that long enough to meet at the chin though. NOT THAT I want them to, of course >_> snfhdjshfsj ajhsja!! hrrm what else? I love Time Squad. We have em on On Demand hea at hbo. And we also have Nickoledeon(sp), for us it's channel 132 now or something. Otto's (Time Squad) voice is so messed up. Every time he says something, I swear it's like he's about to suffer a severe hernia. Makes me laugh. so. hard. Plus since it's on on demand, we can rewind and hear him over and over and over and over >:D Time Squad's kinda clever actually. I like all the art styles they use on it too. One of my favorite episodes is the Edgar Allen Poe one, cos there's this one part where he tells a poem that's about him and a bear and it's scary and the bears goes ROAR ROAR ROAR and then suddenly he and the bear are best friends ahahaha!
this morning:
B: Turn off the light.
M: I can't turn it off. It's the sunlight.
and another one from the Time Squad, in one episode, I forget which person they had to do whatever to to put history right again, but it was this one town or whatever and all the people in it were depressed. It turned out that to cure them the man had to listen to and interpret their dreams to make em all happy again. So people went up and said things like "I dreamed I was in a river of pudding..." and he answered "You were oppressed in your childhood, now you feel that you can't live fully as an adult," and things like that. So this one guy comes up and says
Guy: *in really wonky voice* I dreamed that I was a watermelon.
Man: YOU HATE YOUR MOMMA!
...okay so it sounds stupid being typed up on here shut up. It's funny when you watch it.
AUGUST 1 11:48PM
Did anyone else get a letter from some student ambassador program saying that they should go study abroad in the UK and Ireland next year? and are you going to do it? There's going to be folkdancing and bagpiping and most likely they'll force us little Americans to dance and if I'm going to make a total ass of myself I want someone to sufferdjfjdf d enjoy it with me la. =D
Xiao do you have a blog?
X: lalala
You should get one then.
X: lalala
okay?
X: lalala
datz rite.
AUGUST 1 9:13PM
we had a summer reading packet to do right? cos I can't find mine. Celina, did you buy Fahrenheit 451 or did you borrow it? I borrowed both books from the library a while ago but I only read the Chocolate War before I had to return them. >_>;
AUGUST 1 7:03PM
I love you all, you butt thieves, every single one of you.
AUGUST 1 6:43PM
hey Celina, remember how we got our faces set on fire with the gun in California? and you said my face was set on fire five times cos you *counted*? ahahah...most messed up things ever. So how're the Naruto episodes 1-3 workin out for ya? Are they even workin? And now I remember a Canton phrase I learned in Cali while livin with Celina's fam: "[insert unbelievable claim hea] gno ge tao!" Like if someone has one little eye and one big eye but says she has two normal eyes, then you say "Normal eyes gno ge tao!" except that you should say "normal eyes" in the actual Canton to be actually Cantonese. Unless you don't know that much Cantonese so it'd prolly be fine.
AUGUST 1 6:11PM
oi Lisa, remember when you said "his hand?! his knee?! his ass?!!" and then I said "his dickydicky?!!" cos I don't. I watched Who Killed Roger Rabbit? (or I think it was Framed?) and then I saw the scene where the guy with the red eyes is run over by the steamroller(?) and freaked me the hell out when I was little. I think it gave me nightmares and he reminded me of the Joker for some reason.
AUGUST 1 5:40PM
so. bored. I thought maybe I'd read all the lj I missed without my comp for a week, but it's only giving me a headache and most of the pictures on lots of websites won't load at all. like. jrocknyc.com. kdfks tra alal al lalalala why isn't fine arts camp LONGER? I think my brother's camp started before fine arts and ends the week of otakon, which is next next week I think. Ohh...it's NEXT week. I'm going to have to cut my hair soon. Sunday or Monday maybe.
Okay I keep getting these popups and they keep telling me that to stop the popups I should go to soandso and download something or whatever from them. Then they go on to say that these are advertising methods implemented in Windows NT, 2000, and XP. Is this true?!?!? Right now we have Windows 2000 and so it's looking a lot like the ones at school and soon we're going to get XP and. If the popup ads are implemented this will be the stupidest thing ever. lalalala...oh yah, I found the sheet music for Spring Water. I think that's what it's called. I keep thinking of tap water or our little water dispenser thinger. Or those bottles of, you know, SPRING WATER. bleh. We have green tea with ginseng and honey at our house and it's really good! Tastes really good, makes me wanna pee a lot. Not because it tastes good.
hnnn what else? Celina's dad came over yesterday and helped rebuild the comp and so we have another aol free trial thing going on down hea and our cable doesn't want to work cos we forgot to back up the cable programs necessary to instigate its function look I'm using such big wonderful words!!1!1 I can't figure out how to get out of the 800x600 resolution though. I also heard rumbling outside a while ago and it's real dark but it's not rainin yet. It stopped rumblin though.
AUGUST 1 2:52PM
After I use up the regular + colored contacts, I'm just going to settle again with glasses cos the novelty of feeling up my eye every day is startin to wear off. I seriously can't tell if I'm puttin them in the right way in most of the time. It should be easier with the colored ones, cos you know...hopefully, otherwise I'm going to be going to the bathroom a lot like I have diarrhea.
I finished reading At Swim, Two Boys yesterday and it left me shook.
SPOILERS
I yelled at Jim a lot. Not so much in the beginning, just later on. There were all of these craptastic things that he did, like...what the hell, waiting in a cave by the seaside for a soldier to come along and steal your butt virginity? WHY? What was the point of that?!?! Was he feeling left out or something? And gjfhgjfkd fkdf, why did he let the brothers touch him like that? He's bloody 16, he shouldn't be this naive...why didn't he say anything? All he did was have his outofbody experiences in response. like denial. And, at the end...why? I mean, it was nice to want to go to war next to Doyler and all that, but he hadn't been training with the Citizen army, he wasn't familiar with their plans, didn't even know which buildings were which...he didn't have to do it. And was he GLOWING or something so that the bullets would always swerve to avoid him? And why just him? It couldn't have been the uniform, Doyler was dressed like a citizen wasn't he, and wasn't it obvious that he was trying to block Jim and why did they keep shooting him?! It had me sad...Doyler knew what he was going to do with his life, become a schoolteacher and live with Jim, but he died before he got to any of that.
...
It also bothered me for some reason when MacMorrough would get all lovey with Jim but it didn't bother me when he'd do it with Doyler. I don't know why, maybe I was jealous for Doyler. and why did Jim say he was glad Doyler's been in MacMorrough's bed? That's kinda strange. Like he wanted to threesome all over the place. Or was that his way of being really selfless? er...maybe I missed something while reading...grah. And the "What cheer, eh?" at the end. almost broke me.
/SPOILERS
The writing is awesome, I really like it, but sometimes I'd end up scanning the page only. and then I'd realise I was scanning and would have to go back and reread the page. slowly. and I'd still be far away mentally. Eventually it got to me scanning the page for any mention of Doyler before actually reading the page. grah. I liked him the most.
Doyler: "I'm grand. Grand total. Who was the biddy outside? Was it she made the broth? Listen and I tell you. I went out looking for the flush-down article --"
Jim: "There's a pot under the bed sure."
"Never mind that. Hello now, says she. Hello missus, says I. How're you coming up? says she. Fine now missus, thanks. You're rallying anyway, she says, looking me up and down. And there I was, the full of the door, stark mother naked."
"Never. Oh gosh, you weren't?"
"God's truth. And you know that way you are when you wake up? There's no aiming at a po with that."
"Don't, Doyler."
"And there she was, calm as clocks, getting her eyeful up and down. You're rallying, says she. I nearly bursted. Oh, laugh away. I tell you, I was back in bed before you'd cry crack. She had me all of a heap thinking she might be getting notions."
oh yah and we still have to see a movie all together =D But not the pirates movie again please, cos even though it was a great movie, I'm not too keen on seeing the same thing again twice unless I own it. The best part of the movie also was the way Jack walked, all poncy and drunkenlike. And the best part of my contacts dealio is when it's time to take em out again, cos then I feel a sense of triumph, like, "Who has you NOOOWWW, piece of plastic that was on my eye!!!" My right contact lens is all srcewy for some reason though. I can't tell or not if I'm putting it in backwards or not. I try it on both ways but they both feel the same. Maybe my eyeball is too thick or something.
JULY 30 11:15AM
sjdsjdsd the fic contest's deadline's been held off for another month, since there were only three entries yesterday. I guess I can go fix that window thing now. doodoodoo...also may I note that I am the FLY KILLING MASTER!!!!? See there was this huge fly buzzing round our kitchen right, low near the ground, so I got out my flywhacker and I whacked it. I whacked it good. One hit KO! Usually I miss. But that day the fly killer extraordinaire within was awoken!
nnn...so, if you have any constructive critisism on the faha fic, do tell. cos I can revise it and then send it in again before the new deadline. and I named the faha no jutsu that cos I was pressed for time >_>; and I was GOING to name the other jutsu Sakura lists Pardon no Jutsu but lots of people know what pardon means so thass why it's just padon. =D *clever!* >_> Sticky Bug stayed sticky bug even though it's corny. It has a nice ring to it ne ne? >_> wella, reading At Swim, Two Boys, and I like it so far even though the conversation throws me off sometimes cos it's set in Ireland and I don't always understand the way they speak. though I know fecker and the like. I like Doyler. sjdjksd sdk but why does [censored] let that bloody perverted [censored] do that to him?!?!? I'd surely kick him in the nuts, although I probably won't be in that situation in the first place so I'm a girl, and then he'd probably chase me out thundering about religion and smacking the back of my head as I run and run and run away.
JULY 29 11:55PM
I AM ABOUT TO KILL ME DEAD. I sent in my fic entry about 20 minutes ago, and yesterday I was thinking about how I wouldn't care if I didn't make the deadline on time but actually I did a whole lot of screamy and panicking and "I'm going to kill you dead, me" and you know my soul mate? It came home today and its internet explorer still isn't bloody working, so my mom is going to take it back to the shop but first we have to back everything up on disks cos the people are going to have to rebuild everything from the ground up again and ARG MY BRAIN I have loads of junk on that comp. and I don't know what, but something about my mom's particular broccoli+shrimp dish gives me stomachaches that hurt like the mother. Everyone else in my family are just fine. I used to be able to eat the dish okay too. And I still eat broccoli and shrimp fine. It's just that one...evil...dish.
I know there's this one problem with it. Why didn't Sasuke + Naruto hear the window break? It's too late to change it for the contest and I'm too tired to think of a reason now. I'll just say N + S were having a very absorbing conversation, which involved actual absorption because THEIRLOVEISSOPURE. *runs away, but actually stays here in the chair typing!* On the trial aol things, we can't get more than one sn so...it's just going to be my brother. But I know his password and we have aim so. lalalla. I'm going to sleep now, if I don't throw up first.
Okay we got one computer back, and it's the slow one upstairs. The one that IS MY SOUL MATE is still at CompUSA cos internet explorer won't show up right or something. And I haven't been without the internet for four days. I've been without it for a WEEK. So poo on you, Xiao ;p This computer doesn't even have microsoft word on it, so I couldn't even type up my story if I wanted to. lalallaa I feel like blah. We went to the eye doctor and did eye exam thingers and I got contacts! The lady was amazed when I put them on on the first try. And I kept wanting to burst out laughing when the lady doing eye tests did her eye testing powers, like when she flashed her fingers around and asked me how many fingers she was holding up, and when she shone the light in my eyes. The room was too quiet and small, and my mom kept STARING at me and I kept thinking about how out in the waiting room at the eye office, my mom told me in teo chiu to pretend that I lost my glasses so the people there wouldn't force my mom's arm behind her back to make her buy glasses from them. And when the woman behind the desk started talking about the prices of glasses and everything, my mom nodded and went, "Yes, yes, tell me more," as if she was actually going to buy them. So when I asked her about it, she said, "Oh, I was keeping her happy," like the woman behind the desk was some kind of maniacal gorilla that was going to tackle her if she didn't buy any glasses frames from them. heeh. She's weird.
This computer doesn't have cable or anything so now we're living on the aol trial cds they have bloody frickin everywhere. I'm not going to bother making my own sn for this, so now I'm on my brother's account and he has his friends iming him once and a while and I think they're in the middle of a friendship crisis (not with him) and I kinda feel bad about ignoring them but I don't want to be like "[edited to protect the innocent] says he's really sorry about the chatroom thing...and by the way, you aren't really talking to Terence, this is his sister." then I'll have to explain our retarded aol situation. So NO, I say, NO!
Casey you'll probably have nothing to beta, cos this thing is due on the 29th and that's four days away (no offense, I'm sure you can countd jfhdjfdja) and I'm not done yet and I don't know if I'm even HALF done yet but at this rate (only one other person has submitted a fic entry so far) as there are three prizes, if I'm the only other one that enters then I'll get something....hopefully. WAHEY! Supposedly or maybe my memory's going wonky again Douglas Adams writes "WHEEEEELAH!" somewhere in one of his books and maybe it's in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series cos I'm not sure if he wrote any other books but so far I haven't seen it. I'm at the part where Marvin was talking to the mattress and then he disappears.
I'm going to miss fine arts...why didn't I go earlier?!?!?!? WHYY!!?!?!? I heard about it round sixth grade I think, but when I saw the pamphlet of stick figures doing various artistic and musical things, I didn't want to go because the pamphlet looked so pathetic. I think that was my reason. Or maybe it was because I didn't know anyone else that would go. Well, I DID see Celina's cousin's face on the pamphlet once but that didn't make me want to go. I think there's something wrong with my concentration lately. Sometimes I DO want to listen to people, like if they're giving directions or something, but I space out in the middle of it. I'm not having any seizures. I just get distracted by something else that I was thinking about, which usually amounts to something like "This is air" because sometimes I look around and...it's...air. Don't you get amazed by that?!?! And sometimes I like staring at my hands and flexing them in front of my face, and think about how it's a message that you send to your brain and it relays it to the body part and everything, and I'm not exactly sure works still cos when I think in my head, "Move arm!" my arm doesn't move, and it only moves when I just do it. I wish I could wiggle my ears. My blog looks craptastic on this computer.
Sooo yesterday we went to Xiao's house after the art show thinger =D and had loads of fun. We jumped through sprinklers naked! And it was utterly fantastic, it slayed me, it just totally slayed me. I really like her house, her garage door has a minidoor right in it. It slayed me. We also went to the park which is really close to her house, and I jumped off from the swings and managed to twist around and fall on my ass. Lian jumped next and landed on all five (including her head). It looked like it would hurt, except she got up and could function okay. She probably knocked something loose that will explode later, some small insignificant thing that will set off a chain reaction that will take a long time to go through and then finally, one day, on the sidewalk, her body will malfunction, and she will be malformed suddenly, going through these bloated stages and then finally!! finally!!!!11!1 she!!! will!! explode in a bloody, meaty mess!!!! hey there's a credit card right next to me...it probably won't work. Yeah. It's expired.
Xiao + Lian + Sophie played lots and lots of ddr, those freaks >_> Mr. Man and I remained sane and normal and played vicious air hockey, where we slammed our hands with the four pucks in total unrestrained air hockey FURY!!! We dinna watch any Naruto at all, I didn't get to download the dancing asians video onto Xiao's computer so she could learn the dance moves and later dance with the small cult soon to be formed that know the moves and will dance! one day! in public! except we will keep our shirts ON! I WAS going to, since I left the park before the rest cos they were all being slow and drunkish and lazy and busy burying each other in the mulch but I got lost on the way back to her house. Her minidoor in the garage is. so. amazing. SO. SO. AMAZING. Xiao is also a sadist. She let me struggle with the lock for five minutes before she told me that to unlock the door I had to turn left. And EVEN THEN, in some ancient confusing riddle. "Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty!" It brings to mind tightiewhities for me. For my house, I think you turn the key to the right...I can't remember. But I swear I tried turning it to the left before she told me the riddle, and it wouldn't turn. It only did after I listened to the riddle.
We also went to lunch at McDonald's cos at the art show, even though WE brought in the food we weren't allowed to eat it. Fatheads. >_> ahahah. I like the word fathead. At McDonald's everything cracked me up. I don't know why. Mr. Man drank her soda weird so I laughed at her, and Xiao would scratch her face and I laughed at that too. Lian ordered a salad. I don't think I've seen her ever do that before. I told my mom about how I ordered a cheeseburger + fries off the dollar menu and she asked me if I got any drinks, and I answered, "I drank off of Lian's." She proceeded to freak out about germs. I wanted to ask her "Well, when you kiss dad, don't you share germs?" but I didn't want to get into that so I didn't.
Lian finally gave in and gave me a piggyback ride but she couldn't carry me all the way and she kept laughing. I jumped on Mr. Man's back a few times but she was a weakling and couldn't carry me far <_<
>_>
*crosses street*
what else? I think thass it...mmkay. *wishes for her soul mate* and I need to buy a tailor's ham! A lot of them are really phallic for some reason. Lisa, does your mom know about the swirly red thing on the back of Naruto's jacket? I don't want to annoy her if she doesn't...so if she doesn't, I'll try to find some red cloth at my house and stitch the design onto it. Then all she has to do it sew that onto the jacket.
heyhey, and if you bleach your hair only once, it's okay, right? I know I'm going to have to kinda do it twice since my hair's dark, but the second product I'm going to use will have low peroxide so. Also, the hair that grows back won't be dried out like the bleached part, right? Because if that's how it is, then I don't care and I'm going to bleach it. My mom and aunt keep going on and on like I'm going to be bald forever if I dare bleach it.
JULY 20 6:38PM
Our comp's at CompUSA or some other place cos my mom bought this wireless router thing but can't get it to work right. The people at CompUSA called today and apparently they can't get it to work right either. So I'm at the library to I can get on the internet. I like their keyboard. It's really soft, somehow, and the keys are easy to push and make nice noises. Our comp also apparently has been infected by a virus. Hopefully the people workin on our comp will get rid of it. And maybe also fix the hentai problem. I wonder if they think we're a load of perverts.
So on Friday we went to Six Flags...and stayed there about eight hours. When we were driving home Lian called her mom to tell her we were coming home and her mom said something like "Already?" We left around 7, and got to SF at 9? cos it takes two hours to drive to the one in New Jersey. We went through the safari and right now there is a little boy running through the library making a noise much like a horn. That is to say, he is making a very horny noise. Back to the safari, where there were lots and lots of animals. They were all very very real. The bestest part ever was the llama with buckteeth. And it was only this llama, so it's not like llamas naturally have buckteeth. We were staring at it and laughing at it and it retaliated by refusing to move from where it was in front of the car, and as we couldn't just run it over, we were forced to inch the car around it. Then, when we passed it, it started moving around. Maybe it believed in its llama brain that it was posing for us, and we were laughing in approval. Or maybe it just didn't feel like moving.
We spent the first two hours actually INSIDE the park waiting in line for the Superman ride, which didn't last very long and was kinda a disappointment. The only difference was that I felt like I was going to slip out headfirst from the seat most of the time. I heard the Nitro rollercoaster was also good and maybe I went on it before, but we didn't have enough time to go on it on Friday. We also went on the Batman ride, which was better cos the line was shorter and it had air conditioner. It also had little flashy lights at the end of the tunnel. Actually, we only went on five rides in total, three of them water rides...ermm...that kinda sucks for being there for eight hours >_>; wait, we went on six! cos I didn't count the teacups before. See we were eatin at the Character Cafe and the teacups were right next door so I made everyone get on it ^^ at first the other teacups around us were spinning around in unrestrained glee and our teacup refused to move, so I was kinda afraid that we got an out of order teacup. Then the ride started and it began to move!! and we began to spin!! it was exciting la!! my head was pulled in many different directions and I almost flew out of the teacup like I was going to save the world!!
mmkay and I dun remember what I did at SF but on Saturday when I woke up the top of my left arm was ahurtin. I think it was cos I held something heavy? or maybe it was cos I was tryin to spin the teacup too hard? My feet didn't hurt though. Well, they did hurt at first when I was there, but that was only cos I put my 20$ inside of my shoe cos I dinna trust my pockets >_> dododoodo...lalalla...I bought Hentai-sama today ^^
JULY 17 3:49PM
lalala guess what we have HBO! What does that mean??! It means we have channels 301-310! and on some of the channels they show movies nonstop. So I saw the last half of Moulin Rouge twice. I like the song sung by the one Argentenian(?sp) guy, and he was telling how Christian (main chara man) he shouldn't have fallen in love with a woman who sells herself. The first guy had a really deep, throaty voice like he had a cold and needed to clear it out badly. I liked it.
Six Flags = tomorrow, 6:30am at Lian's house
heyhey, and would anyone mind acting beta for me? I've written most of the Naruto fic that I have, and it's still not done. I just need someone else's point of view + opinions.
JULY 15 2:10PM
I got your postcard today Mr. Ya =D you prolly know what I did in Calipornia, cept I still have to write the second part of it. i.e., when my brother got lost in Las Vegas (the tart) and we saw lots and lots of boobage, except we didn't. I'd try drawin portraits for money for a while cept I don't know any French besides derriere and #1-10 and "excusay moi?!?!?!?" but yes I would and what did you mean by "there's no point in repeating it"? Are you saying I'm going to fail high school and take it over again?! ;pp and what's the lion/gargoyle eating on my postcard? Tell me it's eating an arm. cos it looks like it's doing something else and I'm not being perverted.
Got nothing done again today >_>; the teacher gave us each a board and we're supposed to be doing something with it that's like a self-portrait or whatever. I didn't feel too excited by it...she said something about painting on silk scrolls too, but I don't know what it's about cos while she was talking about projects and etc I was only half paying attention cos I was trying to make a shuriken. I drew the boy that fell into a river and came back out 30 years old on my Plank. He ties into my life cos I drew him. the end. no. I'm just going to say something like "this is a self-portrait cos...I was never born in China (he has a Chinesetype littleboy haircut), I'm not a man (eyes shift to Mr. Man), and I never fell into a river...oh wait, but I almost drowned twice!"
Mr. Man refused to reveal her manvoice even though I told everyone about it ;p We still didn't get to paintin the backdrops yet >_> but have to get cardboard? for a spindle? that? we? have? to? makekndsh83ur03 wpdksds; ?
Liz is makin some huge lips for her board. It's big enough to stuff it over someone's head. ^^ (the lips are parted) ahahha, actually you know what she could do? She could go "Kiss my ASS!" and smack the mouth on her butt ^^ lalalala. I asked Liz + Mr. Man again if they heard/did any screaming, just to be sure. They've answered negatively. The screaming case is inconclusive. It must be haunted.
and Xiao calls her dad a wonton XDDD
JULY 14 4:24PM
heeh. iss a story of jrockers done with pictures, by the Writer.
nnkay, and there's this other thing. You know Naruto? He failed the ninja academy for three years straight. When he finally graduates? He graduates with Sakura and Sasuke, who are both 12, like him. What does this MEAN? Why is Naruto with teammates the same age he is? Does this mean that he got into the academy three years earlier than the others? And why would he? Does this mean he's smarter/more skilled or whatever to have gotten in that early? And who took care of Naruto anyway, when he was a baby, til he was 12? And he's been isolated and hated ALL THAT TIME? How did he manage to turn out all perverted and loud?! I would've turned into a psychopathic tree stump. He probably has a stronger will then I do.
young Naruto: *delves into the world of pornographic magazines*
re: Itachi's age
wella, accordin to this site he's 17 now (Sasuke=12), and he killed his clan when he was 13. But somewhere else someone else said that he was four years older than Sasuke. Maybe Sasuke has a late birthday. Or maybe that someone else somewhere else is WRONG.
welcome to America, Mr. Ya =DD jetlag much? ;pp
JULY 14 1:48PM
Did anyone else know that Ben isn't 18? cos I didn't. Yeah hah, shut up. ;p We did clay stuff today. The project is that we're going to a party for a bunch of artists or whatever, and we're bring foodstuffs to that party. We're making the foodstuffs out of clay, and then painting it over in acrylics in the style of an artist we pick. I was GOING to do watermelon in the style of this M-guy (forgot his name), but my clay slabs were...too slabby. I wanted to do a triangular slice of watermelon...so...I kneaded the slab and tried to pinchpot it so I could make it into half a watermelon instead, and just cut it up or whatever later. BUT I FAILED. So NOW it's going to be a lemon slash mango. I am undecided. Unsurprisingly, I got practically nothing done, and am in happy possession of half the skin of a mango slash lemon and a bunch of lumpy clay. In the same classroom we were in today we have another project, something about paper, but now I'm confused again. er. yeh. ar. nevermind. I'll ask later.
After the morning major, Xiao + Kara(sp?) + C (me) went wandering round NOT to paint, NOT to blah, and NOT to bleu, but to draw on squarish pieces of paper for Mr. D to put into the fine arts booklet. I did sparklypimp!Naruto + screamy!Naruto + Moth. and some feet. We were in the bench place near the front near the auditorium, where the dance majors were, and there was a heck of a lot of screamin o_o;; I asked Liz + Mr. Man what happened but they didn't know, either. The kids screaming were screamin like they were in a haunted auditorium or something...and where were Liz + Mr. Man if they weren't the ones screaming and didn't know what was going on? The world is full of mystery.
You know what <3 REALLY looks like? Besides the obvious heart shape, you comedians. I've been staring at them for a while, and it looks really. weird. like. ASADACHI ASADACHI ASADACHI DESU~~~~
You know what looks REALLY weird? The <3333's.
Also! I've been wondering about this for a while. Why do so many American families, apprently, not take off their shoes? This also goes for most of the Asian population that put on fun slippers once they get home. Celina's family in Cali told me it was cos the floor was dirty. (I kept slipping off the slippers under the table during dinner and then run out of the room without them by accident, cos I forgot I ever had them on in the first place). But then, what would be the point of having any rugs or anything? You wouldn't even get to feel them under your feet. If you have shoes and slippers on all the time, that's all you'll feel, won't it?
Has anyone else got anything from otakon? cos they sent us something, but it wasn't to tell us that we've successfully preregistered...it's an advertisement + a form for preregistering. See we sent the prereg forms a while ago with the payment, but it was *right* on the deadline for the 35$(?) prereg fee and so I don't know if they'd take it or not.
JULY 11 6:26PM
Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean sorta looks like Die. Sometimes. Not like Die has some hair living under his nose or anything. lalallaa...bored. When DOES fine arts camp end? what else. They don't actually force you to do much there. If you don't want to do a comic or a cd cover, they're not going to make you. It's really relaxed there. I was kinda expectin something else. In other exciting news!1!1! Mr. D had the biggest umbrella EVAR yesterday, and it was barely drizzling. mimp. =D If I buy an umbrella I'm either getting a really really big one so I can shove all the other umbrellas out of my way or I'm going to get a white one and paint a bullseye on it. If my head weren't so lumpy I'd shave it and paint on that. what else. For art class E Jean is making me do eight pictures that'd tell a story, so it's kind of like a comic but all the frames'll be the same size. Right now I don't know what kind of story I want to do. I want to do something with Moth + that other girl with the flower but right now they have the personality of a couple of rocks, cos I like to draw them, but I don't know what they're like. I want to do something about monks cos I like monks but I know nothing about monks. And so instead, I'm going to do a little boy who fell into a river and came back out thirty years old.
Oh yah, the Exploratory Music thing? I still didn't figure out who the main teacher was since this other guy took over the rest of the week this week, and I liked the second guy better. Now I'm droppin it so I can paint backdrops for the play n stuff. I'm probably going to be paintin haystacks and naked little dwarves =D ahahah. Oh yah, for the comic thing right, Lisa's doing one that involves someone called Mr. Bear, and he's (I THINK it's a he, cos you can't really tell ;p) a bear! But not just ANY bear. This is a bear with a bandit mask and a SIX PACK. *AND* he has one hell of a potbelly! ahahhaa, and the sentence "Hermione punches the hell out of the troll" cracks me up.
JULY 10 5:53PM
Your pirate name is: Bloody Anne Bonney
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! what's YOUR pirate name?!
JULY 9 8:47PM
while my uncle from Florida was here he downloaded upgrades for our comp and so now I can see the colored scrollbars and all that jazz. And I thought it was our javascript security settings all along. >_>; Anyway, yesterday, my brother opened the front door and shouted
B: I WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! I LOST 50 POUNDS!
ahahah! actually, that wasn't what he really said. He was busy screwing up so what he actually said was
B: I WANT TO SHOUT IT TO THE ROOFTOPS! I AM 50 POUNDS!
JULY 9 8:25PM
Oh yah, at camp today right. Mr. D comes by and sits next to Anne (who's at the same table I'm at) to give her tips bout her paintin n stuff even though she's hella good and it's kinda freaky cos I don't think she takes lessons or anythin either. wella, Mr. D goes on to do some paintin of his own at the table. He has a photo + brush with him. Later he misplaces it in front of me, and he goes and gets it. I'm workin away busily at my painting.
Mr. D: *suddenly* What did you say?
C: *looks around* *looks at Mr. D who's lookin at me* ...Nothing?
Mr. D: lalalala speak your mind it's okay *sits down again*
C: okay...*starts painting again*
Mr. D: *continues* See this camp isn't like your last year's camp. You can talk freely here.
C: I didn't go to camp last year.
Mr. D: See what I mean?!?!?!?
C: ..........
Mr. D: *talking to Anne* hey, you know what one of my pet peeves is? When someone drives their dog to the mall, and leave it in the hot car with only a little window crack. Then, when you go *your* car, the dog's like "ruff ruff ruff ruff!!!" It annoys me.
Mr. D: *turns to me* Do you drive your dog to the mall?
C: I don't have a dog.
Mr. D: See what I mean?!?!?!?!?
C: What are you talking about?!?!??!?!?
Mr. D: *laughs like I slayed him*
JULY 9 2:50PM
If we ever get a cat, I'm namin himer Bowser, Pow, or PUGGY!!!. Today at camp everyone but me finished their paintings. I finished too but I'd just started. And Lisa and some other girl didn't finish cos they weren't there. Someone left their white sneakers there, and at first I thought they'd be Lisa's cos I saw her with white sneakers on Monday but after lookin at the ones there real hard I decided they weren't hers after all. I painted a girl holding a flower over her crotch, so as to keep the painting decent, as she was indecently decently indecently decently indecently naked. Since they kinda didn't really have any skin tone colors but actually I should've tried to mix the paints for a skin tone er oh well, I painted her blue. the end.
The most exciting thing ever has happened today!1!1 The bus driver almost missed my stop going home! I shall remember this forever and name this memory "The most exciting thing ever has happened today!1!1 The bus driver almost missed my stop going home! I shall remember this forever and name this memory 'The most exciting thing ever has happened today!1!1 The bus driver almost missed my stop going home! I shall remember this forever and name this memory "The most exciting thing ever has happened today!1!1 The bus driver almost missed my stop going home! I shall remember this forever and name this memory..."'."
JULY 8 2:23PM
"I used to enjoy our staring matches, because it was one of the few times I got to really look at you," Naruto said awkwardly. "But now that we're stuck together..." Naruto looked pointedly down at his hip where he and Sasuke were attached like Siamese twins, "I never want to look at you again, cos up close you're real UGLY!"
**POW!** ahahhah! the word pow cracks me up. isn't "pow" funny?!?! isn't it??!?!
JULY 8 12:37PM
Mr. Man is finally writin in her blog now ;p but not very entertainingly. Mrs. Pardon Me, Faha! wasn't here today at camp. but I made prints! of an older Naruto! from a picture Xiao had! and I like it. and around now we're supposed to be doin cartoons or somethin but I don't know what to make it about but it'll most likely be about Moth and that other girl and the flower or some ninjas. like. sasunaru. On Monday we made cd covers n stuff and now there's a band called Munk and track listings read like "die die die" but the teacher supervising didn't say anything so. heeh. Exploratory Music is kinda borin. I don't know who our teacher REALLY is, but is probably that short wee man that I saw on Monday. I don't like the little man cos he stares at you til you shut up or shoves his hand in your face and waves it around if you're talking while he's talking. We might be writing music in that class. I'm going to try to finish the small composition I started in there, cos I don't know what else to put in.
JULY 5 9:36AM
at my cousin's Andrew's house and my bro + I watched Spiderman, Atlantis, most of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, and Monsters Inc here. It's really hot here too. and I thought I left it all at California. My mom + Andrew's mom + my uncle fro Florida and his fam went somewhere to eat pho. I didn't want to go cos I wanted to finish Spiderman, which was kinda ehh but funny cos Pete kept touchin his own nipple when he realised his newfound muscles *is juvenile* and Mary Jane was a SKANK. First she has her boyfriend and then goes blastin off and kisses Spiderman upsdie down, before going off to kiss Peter. Plus everyone calls her M.J., and I keep thinkin of Michael Jackson. They have a new kitty here, I don't know her name but she's really cute =D aww *pretends to pet the cat* *strokes mousepad* They have the same mousepad we did!! The orange swirly one that wouldn't fit on our pullout desk! The kitty also kept attacking my foot, but it didn't hurt much. My foot was just slobbered on and then I lifted my foot and she stopped. She goes and sleeps a lot under the couches too. she's really soft and fuzzy and cute ^^ la dee da...waiting...waiting...so cute. ^^ abyhoo, I'm makin ninja scrolls for the cosplay too...I'm only makin three cos that's how many long scrolls of paper I took from the disney workshop place and they might be useless but yeay.
JULY 4 10:41PM
Remember mista Prokop?! wella I was checkin the list of pitas sites just updated and I saw prokop.pitas.com and I was like ??!!! but after reading "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" on it I dun think it's him.
JULY 4 10:37PM
My uncle + his family from Florida are here. And if we're going to see a movie with all of us, then I want to see 28 Days Later. And my uncle just called my brother a sumo wrestler. Oh the family love...he looks more like a ballerina to me.
It was boiling but Sasuke, arms crossed and leaning coolly against a tree, could stand it. He was the perfect example of cool, calm, suave...except for the sweat gushing down his face.
ahahah I'm tempted to write that into something X33
Naruto: I can SO imagine that X3
Sasuke: T_T
N: I CAN SEE YOU DRIP
JULY 4 8:33PM
Once there was a girl named Lasanga. The next day in a tragic accident, someone ate her. the end.
JULY 3 6:24PM
seecolinslash - you and your commie friends go and download. It's a great song. ~don't think I don't know what you're up to, you know I'm going to stop you, you and your commie friends!~
JULY 3 11:59AM
mmkay remember that long time ago when I posted the link to the video of those weird Korean guys dancin to weird Korean music?! You can download it here, and there are two other videos they did that you can get from there. Funniest things EVER. *dies* Dun like asian guys? Prefer your men white? Have I got the site for YOU! This is a tribute to the original video of the dancin asians, done by two Canadian guys! They sure are white! Hairier, even. Their dancin is kinda lackluster though, like "...I don't have my shirt on?..." and the guy on the left swings his hips really really obviously =D heeh. The original Guy On The Left swings his hips a lot too but I noticed it more in the Canadian video. Maybe it's because he's white.
JULY 3 11:42AM
grah. I feel really moronic today. I didn't go to brandywine fine arts today cos I overslept because my alarm clock is passive-agressive and didn't alarm me this morning. I rechecked the email that my mom forwarded to me that the brandywine fine arts sent to her and it said that students in mu1 + mu2 have to bring in their own instrument. and I play the piano. I guess they were talking about people who play band instruments when they were askin students to sign up for music. hrnn. lalala...I don't like any of the classes that you have to choose from for your minor. I don't want to dance for other people and I don't want to act for other people and I don't really want to play any ruddy instrument for other people, either. In other words, I don't want to get on that stage at all at the end of the camp. *is spoilsport of an old hag* I want to go in, do my art, and LEAVE. But I'll eat my snack first. THEN I'll leave. But it's held at Hanby this year, and I don't know how to find my way home from there...I'll eat my snack, hide in the bathrooms, get on the bus at the end of classes and THEN leave! Thass right!@
JULY 3 9:59AM
You write angst, angst, and more angst. For you, a story isn't a story unless someone gets molested/tortured/humiliated/abused. That's okay, though; nobody writes angst better than you! Not only that, but your plotlines, however dark, are quite often very original. Those who can stomach what you dish out will gladly attest to your greatness and brilliance. Some might even call you a god! A rather cruel god, but a god nonetheless. Your writing is probably hauntingly beautiful, and someone who's read your stuff will never forget it.
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So we got home around 6 am today, and I fell asleep at 9 til 6 pm. It feels weird cos we left California at around 10 pm, and time zone happens and suddenly it's 6, and I barely slept on the plane cos I had window seat and was busy watching outside underneath us at the night lights and ice and snow (which we passed over to get back home, it didn't snow in LA/Annaheim(?)/Nevada/Arizona ;p) and everything. I didn't want to leave but we tucked in our seatbelts and the plane hurtled off and we left behind the glittering city of Los Angeles.
We didn't do anything in LA besides land there and take off from there really and soooo I didn't suffer too much from smog or pollution and die. On wednesday we went to Disneyland! Which wasn't exciting all! Yeay! It's cos I'm older now and I don't enjoy that disney crack! I bought NOTHING there because everything was bloody overpriced and had on ugly disney logos. I've only went to Disneyland once before but that was when I was really young and I don't remember much but there was a stage and people dressed in disney suits were dancing wildly on it and I fell asleep. There wasn't a lot of rides that I wanted to go on in Disneyland, and we saw that Great Bear(?) mountain thingy that at first I thought it was some kind of rollercoaster ride, but all it really was was some kind of mountain thingy. That was surrounded by a whole line of people waiting to get on the rapid ride. You know, where you get on a huge rubber wheel and twirl around in it and get wet. My fourth aunt, cousins Diana + Jonathan, and my mom and brother and me got on it and since there were three more seats left an amiable couple with their kid joined us. It was...er...nice. We didn't get all that wet and it didn't last long enough. I've been on better.
On thursday we went to California Parks, which is next to Disneyland or something cos both of the parks' layouts were on one map =D California Parks had better rides in that it had a better rollercoaster and a BIG orange ORANGE which had swings implanted inside of it and I don't remember anything else >_>;; grah!! Dementia sure is setting in early, innit?! Oh yah, wait, we saw Aladdin in one of the theatres there, performed live and with lotsa music. I was a moron and didn't bring my glasses so I didn't exactly see much, but I squinted and Aladdin was Chinese! He sounded exactly like the Aladdin in the movie tho =D ahahah and the genie was hella funny. The jokes that he made referred to stuff that was going on now, like Martha Stewert and blah blah de blah. There were other jokes but I forget. But seriously the genie was REALLY really funny. Also during the scene where Aladdin pretends to be a great prince called Ali, they paraded fake elephants and horses and camels through the audience and the horses and camels were done that a person is sticking through a hole in the middle of the horse/camel and the horse's or camel's legs were the person's legs. Anyhoo, we had more fun there than at Disneyland, I know that ;pp And on FRIDAY we went to UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. We parked in a garage somewhere and we went into this elevator and when we got out of there there was a huge cobblestone(?) street(?? or a huge walkway) with a bunch of stores linig it and there was an IMAX theatre showing Matrix: Reloaded and Finding Nemo. At first when we were there I thought THAT was Universal Studios, so when my mom said, "Okay, now how do we get to Universal Studios?" I kept saying, "Aren't we already there?!" because everything looked fantastic and it sorta looked like a small city right there, even though there weren't any cars and it was just people everywhere. There was also a huge plastic Hulk stickin himself out of some building and it's not like that kind of thing would be anywhere else, would it? But M asked some guy and he showed us the way and I saw the revolving metal earth with the Universal Studios name on it and we were there and we went inside.
Universal Studios wasn't like Hershey Parks or like any other amusement park cos it didn't have the typical rides, and it was full of shows and the kind of 3D rides that you have to have 3D glasses for. We watched Waterworld, which was a live show about a bunch of people in the future where the glaciers have melted and the earth is covered in water and the few stranded surviving people were searching for dry land. Meanwhile they've built a small shelter out of metal and wood and scraps and everything and that's where the stage is set. My cousins + bro + me sat in the soak section X33 and there was this guy who was part of the Waterworld set who stood at the edge of the fence seperating the audience from the set who had a watergun pipe thing and would squirt it at unsuspecting people walking by. One little girl stopped and turned around when he squirted water at her, and then he squirted her again. ahahah!! The audience surrounded the set on three sides, and there was a guy facing each side, before the show, just looking at the people and throwing buckets of water and just messing around. Our guy was the squirter. Then suddenly one section of the audience would cheer, prompted by the guy at their section. In turn the other two guys would make THEIR sections cheer, to show off their section's mad cheering skillz and to see whose section could scream the loudest =DD I think one of the other guys taunted the guy in our section, and so Squirter Guy put his back to him and lifted the back of his long shirt to show his butt at him =DDD ahahahah. A lot of semifamousish people were acting in the Waterworld thing too. Like there was this Mike/Mark guy that plays a part in Pirates of the Caribbean. wella actually I shouldn't be surprised since it WAS Universal Studios and all...then there were these other people that've performed in broadway musicals and tv shows and things like that.
We also saw Spiderman Rocks, which is a show bout Spiderman set to modern rock music. Before the show started there were these three people who worked there that were walking around, egging the crowds on, getting them excited and doing the section cheer thing to see who could cheer the loudest. One of the people was this short guy dressed all nerdlike and carrying a mop and who didn't talk much and he kept following random people who were looking for seats and imitate the way they walk and mess with them. He stopped one girl and danced in front of her, and turned around to her and danced with his butt at her XDD he'd also go to random people and stare at them, taking his cap off and rub their head with it. The actual Spiderman rocks show was really good. Everyone in it could SING. and dance. although I was kinda scared when Peter ripped off his shirt and showed off rippling muscles.
C: man put your shirt back on!! >_>;
Green Goblin showed up with two thugs that could sing and dance and ordered them to get Mary Jane or whatever, for some reason. The thuggy guys sang "She looks like a kitten, fights like a tiger" and I think she didn't like it cos she beat their asses with her backpack.
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AHAHAHAHAH. anyhoo! They chase her up some thingy and Spiderman swings around on a hook and saves her! Green Goblin shoots fireballs around and sets things on fire, I forget what Spiderman does but he Takes Him Down, he + Mary Jane do the kissy and everyone comes out for more singing and dancing and make all of us feel bad cos we have no skills. O yah, and before the show started, the three people that'd be goin through the audience to get them riling picked out three dads, and made them dance disturbingly!
Girl Who'd Been Egging Audience: *talking to dads and demonstrating* Okay, you have a horse, now I want you to RIDE your horse, so RIDE it, and ride it HARD!
Dads: *somewhat reluctantly* *ride*
GWBEA: Now turn around! *turns back to audience*
Dads: *still riding, I think only two of em turn around heeh*
GWBEA: Now SLAP that horse to make it go FASTER! I want to see you SLAP that horse! *slaps her butt!*
Dads: *only two of em slap themselves on the butt*
That One Dad That Won't Turn Around and Slap His Horse: *grinning in a scared way, but riding*
GWBEA: Okay stop, stop, this is getting disturbing.
Audience: *laugh in amused glee!*
We go to a bunch of other places, and we see everything except the Jurassic Park water ride cos it was late evening by then and I didn't want to get wet again cos then it'd be uberfrickincold and the The Mummy Returns: Chamber of Doom cos I'm a wuss. Shut up. We also didn't see something called Backdraft, cos it was about...firemen. yippie KEE YI yippie wo.
Saturday thru Monday we went on a real disappointin tour thing that included the Grand Canyon, but we only had ONE HOUR THERE. I walked around a bit and stared at the rocks below me and pretended I was doing something exciting, like actually hiking through the canyon. Later we went to an IMAX production of some kind of Grand Canyon movie and it had the objective of being stupid and meaningful, only it failed in the latter attempt. The movie said things like "Is the canyon just the end, or is it the salvation of mankind?" wtf? The canyon's just ROCK that's been carved through by a river. It won't leap out at us and engulf us in healing Colorado river water and we'll turn into liberated potatoes. The canyon's really beautiful and all that and maybe you'll discover yourself while hiking and keeping cool and not throwing yourself over cliffs but if everything in the whole world gathers there to marvel and its beauty it'll just in result in lots of people getting pissed that that're stuck in an effin canyon. tbc
JUNE 30 5:43PM(w)
nnkay so I'm still in California and it's bloody hot in this room. I'm at my mom's friend's house. I go home tomorrow. This has been the first time I've had net access since Tuesday. ARARSAGSHGAGgGgGt$4! they have the pound sign thing on here but I don't know how to use it. anyhoo, if you see this and I get to check my mail again or whatever in time (i.e. before I get home/on the plane/die a horrible death), give me your mailing address and I'll send you a postcard. If I don't know you, I'll still send you a postcard. I'll just write a bunch of crap in it. I have a feeling though that I'll get home before I actually send the postcards and that I'll have to hand you the postcards myself (unless I don't know you) (unless you live close by) and THAT ISN'T as FUN as getting it in the MAIL. I don't even have 20 cent stamps yet. isn't there a cent key somewhere? Maybe I'm getting delusional from lack of internet. I bought a Naruto manga! r3746987987324!!!!!11 and I tried to get on aim, but they don't have it, and I don't know if I should download it and then delete it again. Then I tried aim express. They didn't have the latest version of java machine or whatever. stupid bloody windows. anyway, my cousin D wants to get on now.
JUNE 25 1:03PM
at Disneyland in some weird tomorrowland place and the space key on thislaptop(notmine disney's) and the bloody commakey doesn'twork e3ither so. anyhoo. It'sreally hot ouytside and our feet are tiredso we're just in hererestin and stuff. there's supposedly ddr in thisplace too.Disneyl;and hgas a disappointingamount of rollercoastersthough and the ones they do have aren't thebestest things. and onthis laptopIprobablywon'tbe able to log onto hotmail either cosmycousin is tryin toandit wopn't let him. my other cousin Dianahas the Order of the Phoenix and soI'nm reading that too. our hotel has a pool! except it only goesto four ftdeep and hasloads of dead things in it. bugs and bees and clumpsof people's hair and the like. we went toLittleTokyo which is REALLY little. it'sjust somesmall plaza and a dead mall (nopeople or activity) butmaybe the good stuff are just in p[laces we don'tknowhow togo get to and areu underground orsomething. I usedto wanta laptop butnowI don't think I wantone ever. I hate not havingamouse and somegameisgoingon againnowso I have togo.
JUNE 23 3:34PM
Yesterday night I stayed up til 12:30am, and since we're leavin on Tues and will probably have to wake up early (this morn she told us we'd have to wake up at 5) to get to the airport on time, M started yelling at me to go to sleep and said something about waking up at 8. so. Since I have some kind of listening problem or something or maybe my brain is just really slow, most of what she said got lost and I thought that we were leaving on Monday instead. and that I would have to wake up at 8 to get to the airport by 9. So today I halfwoke up at 7, looked at my clock, and drifted around in semiconsciousness trying to get as much sleep as I could til it was actually 8. When I went into the bathroom I looked in at my brother, who was still sleeping, and had went to sleep earlier than I had last night and so didn't get yelled at, I was thinking "see, I can too wake up early." I seriously didn't know what was going on when my mom said "Okay, lala, I'm going to work now!" The lala's were a figment of my imagination. So THEN I thought that when she came back from work or whatever, THEN we'd leave. But when my mom says she's going somewhere, it kinda takes a while for her to actually leave. >_>; so she's down there clippin away at her nails, and I yell, just to clarify cos sometimes I don't know wtf is going on in this family, "Are we leaving today??"
M: No...that's tomorrow.
C: ...
M: I was wondering why you were up so early today.
B: *sleeping >:(*
The word heel as an insult is kinda weird. Do YOU feel like a heel today? I'm such a HEEL! I feel like a heel. You're a HEEL! Damn you and go to HEEL! ahahahhah. actually nevermind, it's kinda funny.
JUNE 23 12:25PM
ah hah Kagerou has a very cool official website. I don't know about the 800x600 resolutions but when you max the screen after enterin, it looks like a desktop. I want to make some of the icons into actual icons.
JUNE 22 10:42PM
1. my brother is a balleRINA! the whole family is pleased to discover this detail. especially me, cos now he has a new nickname.
2. "stfu" is a very appealing set of letters.
3. I like Miyavi's Coin Lockers Baby. The gravelly low voice he uses in it reminds me of something but I can't remember what, and for reasons I don't know why I keep thinking "uncle SAM!" but thass wrong. Sometimes Miyavi sounds like hide.. *sometimes.* I like hide's voice better. hide's voice sometimes sounds like it should be annoying, but it's not. like. the way his voice is nasallyish in beauty + stupid.
4. bro: I was at my friend's house
bro: and they had applesauce!!!
bro: but for some reason they didn't have any spoons
C: ahahahha!!
JUNE 22 10:10PM
I got my hair cut. It's short, but not short enough to do the Naruto stylin ;pp I'm going to go back in August with a picture of a Naruto cosplayer/Naruto hisself. And also! For some retarded reason I wanted my bangs cut to eyelevel. So she did. grah. It looks weird and out of place, like my bangs don't belong on my head anymore. It's like...I stole them from someone else!!! wtf!!! I want to give it back! But I learn to deal with it. By using my mighty clips of DOOM. Anyhoo. I leave for Cali/Nevada/Arizona (we're going through a whole bunch of states, but around the same area, since it's going to be just a week after all, so) Tuesday X333 yeay, we're going to go HIKING! In the grand GRAAAANNND CANYON. But only for one day. The rest of the days we're going to go visit my mutter's friend + go to Universal Studios >:D hyah hah. I'm going to go on a monkey ride and have the monkeys try to attack me. realistically. So realistic, I won't come back. Because I will be DEAD.
Apparently Lian survived the plane crash. lallaa...are there chickens and stuff there? Since you said it was a village and all.
JUNE 21 4:47PM
I've always wanted to put TROLLEY CARS on my blog! NOW I CAN. *head explodes in abrupt expression of joy* Yah, and the comment links are going to be kinda hard to see, but they're there. I'll change the colors later.
JUNE 21 4:42PM
ho yeh X33 ne~~ my butt hurts. Now enough about me...let's talk about me. blah blah de blah I am the best! =D
