AaaaAAAAHHHHHH! One of my search referrals was "Lisa_and_Chantel_having_sex_together" OH NOE OHEE ONEONENO OHOE ENONOEE
man in random commerical: *creepily* I kno~w what you're u~p to...
other man: No!
MiRC: *rips away newspaper to reveal ice cream*
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1:59 PM Thursday, July 29, 2004
ALSO A CALL FOR
-RED MARKERS (just in case I can't find any of mine (...))
-CHEAP PLASTIC BLIIIIINNNNG (gonna go to the mall and attack the machines with my quarters)
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1:32 PM Thursday, July 29, 2004
Yo couch wizza! Fuck yo couch aaaahhhhHH! Otakon's tomorrow aaaahHHHHHHhhH! And I like how otakontimes make me feel popular cos all these people hit up my count rate lookin for otakon pictures. HAHAHRHARR I shall do same again this year AHAHRHHAHRHR dammit. Nobody likes me for me. XDDXDXfdfj
I saw that stuff you wrote in your blog Lian, and I know that is not me, although it sounds similar, because my bike went in the back and not the front OOOHHH OHHHHH. Hobo huh? Delicious! I miss Betty! Betty my love! You can room with Gai! Who is also my love! Gai my love!
I totally did nothing at Lisa's house although I went over to help...sew or something XP they just bought a lot of random stuff (cos I had no idea what was going on, I mean they got this green circular foamy thing for Susan, who is gonna be Temari, how...where does that fit in?!?!?). and Michelle looked like 2847924820 years older, I recognised her NOT. THOU ART sun shiney shine shine yo couch wizza aaahhhhHHH! Everytime I try to type couch I end up with cough AND I AM AMDMLSL FDS OCORTECT%
I showed them stuff like the I'm Sirius Black BITCH that I thought was hella funny but it got lukewarm heehee's. And the Van Helsing thing. Although everyone laughed at the "Igor: *is fugly*" part AHGAHhahhR. What else!? My humor don't smack with yours!? Or you hated the sound of me melodious voice?! I hate you too!!!!
hrmm I was going to say something else about the acrobats from cirque but I forget what now. Although I liked it when the acrobats did something dangerous or sheer amazing and "ooohhhhh" would come from the audience like a dull roar. It was like we all melted in the dark to become one big blobby organism!
hay guys, remember how I said I had this big yellow surprise (probably not)? well, I probably can't bring it, it's too bloody big. It's bigger than Betty my love. Also, I tried on Lian's Rock Lee wig and IT MADE ME LOOK LIKE A BEATLE!
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11:48 PM Sunday, July 25, 2004
AHhHHHHH!!!! Jesus Christ Superstar my cousin lent me four volumes of this manga Rebound, and herbert christ it's a BASKETBALL MANGA and it's just got me madly and deeply in love and excited and it makes me so, so so sosososoososoo happy I could die. I never thought I'd get excited about a sports comic but I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I love them. HAPPIES!!!!!
YEY WE came back from Baltimore a while ago ohh nooee the aquarium was kinda small and stinky but it was all right. We saw a dolphin show and it taught me that dolphins are sooOoOO cute! But don't try to pet wild dolphins or they'll BITE YOU AHHH!!! And we saw a baby dolphin, it was SoOooOooOO cute! It didn't do any tricks, but it was like the little boy from Cirque du Soleil and it was sooOOoOOo CUTE! aWwWWWW!! And everytime the trainers fed the dolphins a fish snack for doing a trick I had an urge to eat their fish snacks too, although I know it'll just be bloody and raw and I hate fish usually unless it is fried because frying is good for everything. But it's like when I watch Bugs Bunny munch at his carrot and I keep feeling/imagining the taste of it as different from actual carrots, but instead this marvellous crunchy crispy taste that I WILL NEVER EVER EXPERIENCE. Also, I went to the bathroom like 2878357925 times! YEY!
After the aqauarium, I THINK after that we go eat. Because we are hungry. Ravenously hungry. Yanan + Yankang (cousins) scout around for a cheapo place to eat cos we aren't rich people although my grandmom was but she got disowned for marrying my grandfather who was like a peasant but gmom loved him SOOOO much! But then afterwards on her deathbed great-gmom forgave my gmom cos she was like her fav daughter and all and was trying to tell her where she buried the treasure chest brimming with gold and RICHES AND JEWELRY AND RICHES AND GOLD but then she DIED. And we don't know where it is now although some other lucky people dug it up. Or maybe it's still underground today! Like those Spanish ships sunk somewhere in the Atlantic (I think). OH NOE! My gmom had servants. Coolness, I want servants sometimes. And then we could be friends. YES! Okay, so my cousins were out and about so finally we spot some place called "Delli Notte" I think and it sorta looks like...a diner. A deli diner. It is in Little Italy. We stroll on in and are struck by how FANCY and shiny everything is!!! But we stay in there anyway and EAT! All the food was 11-20$! HOLY NIPPLE MY NIPPLES. But I was good, Yankang paid for my food. I forget why. But I saw some old lady carrying out a plate with a slice of cake on it, so I was searching for dessert on the menu but I couldna find it so it was sad. It would probably be 40$ or something anyway. We had 10 people with us, and the total bill was 211$! Wild. I used to think paying 60$ (our family) for dinner was expensive.
It was one of those fancy places with mirrors and sculpted busts everywhere and it had a BIG GIANT FAKE TREE IN THE MIDDLE. Everyone kept wondering whether it was real or fake so I went to feel it up and it felt pretty real, but then I am not an expert tree molester so I coulda been mistaken, but I kept staring at the leaves and the way they were sprouting from the brances was totally FAKE so it is a FAKE TREE. Besides I think it'd be really hard to keep a real tree there. It's not a bonsai. So it's fake. Hello, I am smart!
Oh yea, and they had those bread baskets out for our taking that I've only read about before! HIGH. UP. I was confused about which knife to use (yes, THAT FANCY!) so I just took the knife I always used in other occasions and took the little curly pointy knifelike thing and did nothing with it. ARRRGGHHH pins and needles. I kept eating bread and butter cos they took a while with our food so when my cheesy pasta came I couldn't eat much of it but I asked for a box for it to be put away in mmhmm. Too bad I smushed it during our paddle boat ride. It's still edible, although a tad dry. I like it better now because when it was fresh geez it was SO. THICK. I had alfredo sauce dripping everywhere all over my mouf and I made excellent use of their little lap napkin and at the end we each got an Andes, which I believe is a sucky consolation for having to pay roughly 20 each for a meal but I didn't say anything because I was scared of their fanciness and when I drank my water that I squeezed some lemon into IT BURNEND FFOFOF MUY TOINGUW. Not really, but it tasted bad.
We went paddleboating afterwards and it was as tiring as always. It brought back memories of Boston. Yishuyan + I crashed into my other cousin's boat, her friend's boat, her other friend's boat, this real boat that was parked, into other random people, and into this submarine painted like a shark. We even went backwards. Wooooo. The muscles on the back of my thighs were in so much pain. And so was my right buttcheek. You know, just the one.
We walked around a lot mainly because we didn't know what else we wanted to do in Boston that wouldn't cost us a buttload of money. I saw the BCC! :<:<:<:<:<:< omgomgomgomgogmogmomgg cnat wia.t and I def want to go into the factory b&n again! I tried to get us in there but my cousin Yanan was like, "CONNIE! We didn't come all the way down to Baltimore to look at BOOKS!" I said, "But they have fish!" and he said "YOU have fish" HAHA THIS CONVERSATION IS SO MEMORABLE HAHA. Oh yeah, and for some reason most of my uncle's fish have died. One of his dragonfish(? they're really big long silvery fish with ugly mean mouths) died and they're supposed to be lucky...he has like 7 tanks or something and 5 of them are empty now. aw.
We left Baltimore after that and headed to go see I, Robot but then my M called and they abandoned me at the tristate mall for me to be picked up. I slept a lot. And peed a lot. Sure it was fun.
Also, Friday Yish + I went to see Anchorman and I guess if you really get a kick out of SNL, then you'll probably really enjoy it. It was funny, but it didn't make me happy that I paid 6$ to watch it. I could've just rented it or caught it on tv. We should've just watched White Chicks again. Oh, you fake Spanish people. You slay me.
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12:14 AM Sunday, July 25, 2004
Tomorrow I'm goin to the aquarium with my cousin Yish + her friends. If I ever get afeared I guess I can always hang out with the random grandmom thass also goin along.
I want to try some miso soup and see if it's all Naruto has it cracked up to be, or if he's just a stupid obsessive cartoon character. :< I was at East China Buffet(?) a while ago and tried to inconspicuously sniff the miso soup that had out, and maybe I'm just smellin it wrong or somethin but it was stinkyagogo in there. But I trust you, Naruto. I trust you.
Today I went + saw the Cirque du Soleil's Alegria show in Philly with Lisa + Lian + monster. It was beautiful and like unreal and like a dream, I wanted to run up front and watch them there. It started out with this woman singing and she had a deepish voice that I liked and at one point she came out in the audience and went walking around and for some reason I was scared she was suddenly going to give out lap dances. But instead she pulled up a random hitched man onstage to dance a whiles before the burly strongman guided him back offstage to his seat.
There were three clowns that I nicknamed kyo (short + yellow), Toshiya (purple(?) longcoat and really tall) + Die (mohawkish uppy hair and he kept molesting himself under guise of a coat). Mostly I waited for them to get themselves over with because I wanted to see the acrobats come out again, but there was this one part where Toshiya had two huge red + yellow balls under each of his arms and set them down and sat on a chair to watch them lovingly and giddily like they popped out of his man-canal and kyo punted one into the audience hahaha! The ball got out to the front center audience though, and we were on the right side of the stage, but I kept up hope hoping that it'd be smacked over to our side so we could play too but some dude hit it right back to the stage again. kyo went out and knocked the guy out cold, mmhmm, it was good. Toshiya scared kyo around a while with the stankness of his armpit and Lisa reminded me of that plenty times, hehe. Also, she has silver fur. heyo, maybe I'll go + help out on Tues? because I still have to do Kiba's shirt, I'll do that Monday.
Watching them perform instilled in me the urge to buy their merchandise so during intermission we went to the concession(sp) tent but the stuff there was too expensive for my 22 bucks. I could've gotten a mask cos they were 15-19$ but I am supersaver and I decided to go see if I can get it cheaper online. I checked their official stores to see if they just jack up the prices for their shows, but it turns out everything's the same price after all, and with 10$ s&h oh noe explody! So ebay is gonna be my friend as long as I still want to own a piece of them.
well in short they were fantastic and really skintight and OH YEA I COULDNA STOP STARING AT THIS ONE GUY'S BUTT. It was like, SOOoOoOOO MUSCULAR and SHAPELY AND BABY. GOT. BACK. I bet he could crack a hardboiled egg between those cheeks I bet he could beat you up with his butt. It was crazy. Lian told me about ballet butts sooo maybe his butt isn't anything compared to anything since I haven't seen a ballet butt before. I've seen the ballet for Sleeping Beauty that was really...weird, but we were like on the twelve floor balcony or something and I couldna see a thing. Meanwhile, my gel has failed me.
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7:56 PM Friday, July 23, 2004
lalala my cousin Yishuyan is here and we went out biking in the drizzle all around and to the newbuilt development and we went through a lot of puddles and splashed up mud all up over our butts. It was fun!@#
Y: We are rich, but we are not poor!
C: HAHAHHAHA
we stayed up talkin past 3 and I said something that we forget now and she laughed a laugh and then said oops, because it was a messed up laugh. I wonder about her sometimes.
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6:51 PM Wednesday, July 21, 2004
re: N + Hinata cosplay
AWWWWWWWWWW
I think he's trying to pick her up and she's not caring so she's just hanging like a dead weight in his arms. Also, can I borrow your Sasuke shorts to wear for Naota?
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5:17 PM Wednesday, July 21, 2004
What time is the circus?
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11:55 PM Tuesday, July 20, 2004
re: Naruto game
I think it's better off if we just order it online cos it'd be cheaper. And how much were the cirque tickets + who's driving?
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11:27 PM Tuesday, July 20, 2004
500th entry with comment enabledness! If you're the first to comment on this, you get a surprise, or something. YEAY!
So last weekend my uncle from Florida came up to see us all for undisclosed reasons. He was supposed to sleep over at our house while he was up here but then, didn't. He stayed with our grandmom instead. Go him. A while ago I was asking my mom which side of the family I looked from etc and my mom said that Yi Gu (Florida uncle) looked like gmom, along with her oldest brother and herself. She is wrong. Personally I don't think my uncle bears any resemblance to my gmom at all, but maybe it's just me (which I highly doubt). But anyway, when he was younger, he looked disgustingly a LOT like my cousin Jonathon. It's like Jonathon should be his son. Like how Bill Nye should be Lauren's dad. My uncle in the pictures looked so gangly and geeky and HAHAHAHHAHAHA. He looked SO excited in all of the old pictures and my gmom would be behind him looking like she's about to bitchslap him any second. Moving on.
We all gathered and ate at this restaurant called Nam Phung(sp?!), which we've been gathering at whenever there's been a need to gather for the past few WEEKS. HEY we still have to do the food cookoff from the magazine and plus listen to all the crap cds we got! SO SAY WHEN. Next week right before Otakon?!?! :D because Thurs + Fri my cousin Yish is gonna be over + Sat is la cirque escolar. Anyhoo, my mom was listing the people that were going to be there, so she said "And Jonathon's gonna be there...all the women are going to be there!" haha! But then Jonathon didn't show up. :< His mom did though. He and his sister bailed on us, them hoes! Or maybe they went to church, because their family is rather christian. I know if Jon's mom was MY mom I'd be going nuts.
wella, my brother + I sat with cousins Alice + Andrew. Alice kept looking at me and then laughing at my eyebrows cos she thought it was weird that I plucked them.
Andrew: Hey I got my eyebrows waxed!
C: It doesn't look like it.
A: No, I mean like I had a unibrow (LMAO!) but they got rid of that. Are you saying my eyebrows are bushy?
And it was weird seeing Andrew because he was wearing this greenstriped tshirt with a yellow wristband on and it was like he was about to go play golf or something. At first I thought he was Jonathon. blah.
Today I brought trousers that I'll pin up later for Kiba's schoolboy costume. They're grey and peasant. For some reason the thought of altering a shirt's collar into a v-neck is making my mom all itchy and those wrist-cuff things Kiba has can't be THAT hard, can they!??!? I kept saying to my mom "You just make a circle and then sew it on!" and she kept laughing at me.
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3:25 PM Monday, July 19, 2004
Okay, you know that old guy from the Six Flags commericals who dances up all crazy?
sigh.
I think I'm in love.
Anyway, last night I couldn't sleep because I was suddenly instilled with a deep everlasting love for the whole wide world. But I think it's pretty much gone now.
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9:46 PM Friday, July 16, 2004
Last Sunday my dad + mom + me went on this tour-thing to the Poconos. We stopped at this parklike place and I was sitting down when I noticed a very small green insect crawling on my leg. I pick it up between my fingers, and I show it to my mom, who THEN SMASHES IT ALL OVER MY THUMB.
M: You don't have to worry about THAT anymore!
C: INSECT-CHAAAAAAN
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9:41 PM Friday, July 16, 2004
And you talking about Deborah, it reminds me of A Child Called It sort of. It kinda reminds me of this girl I know from Canada where her aunt is mean to her for no reason. I forget the details now but I know that she's mean. Really mean!
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9:36 PM Friday, July 16, 2004
aw oh I thought you went to New York for like the governor school thing, cos I saw your post in Liz's devart which was along the lines of "ME EXCTTTETEDD TOOOOOO" except a little bit more civilised and I was sorta wondering why you were excited too. Unless you were gonna meet up with Liz and PARTY SO HEARTY YOU PASS OUT LIKE G-DIDDY (fka "Gaara: Demon Raccoon Monster from HELL") ON A TREE LIMB HOW...PIMPING. I'm still in gangster kindergarten.
What is it?! Is it a puppy?!?!
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8:57 PM Friday, July 16, 2004
WELL SUCKING IT SUCKING IT SUCKING IT. My jade bracelet broke and it got me all teary when it happened and now I can actually say I am a trashpicker. Ginny aka little boy + some other minichicks were pulling on my wrists to try and stretch me and I guess Ginny was pullin too hard or somethin that my bracelet slipped off and broke on the ground. I noticed it was missing when...I DON'T KNOW maybe when I noticed the cut on my wrist!?!?! I was like wtf where did that come FRUUUUH AHHHHHHHH MY ARM IS NAKED so I ran out into the hallway before finally asking Mr D to do something like a PSA but then he was like..."Oh I found pieces of a green bracelet on the ground, so I threw it away." Yay! Luckily...sort of...nobody barfed in the trashcan, mostly pizza and food and stuff. And there wasn't a lot of trash. sort of. Umm it still smelled like VOMIT. Faintly. This lady helped, she is nice. I think I picked up two pieces from the trash, and the third was nestled under the crack of the door.
I showed it to my mom when I got home and she was all "If it's not broken into too many pieces we can get it put back together with gold bands(? not sure what she was talking about really)" and I showed her the THREE pieces and she was like "OMG! It's broken into too many pieces!" and I'm like what!??! Well we're gonna get it checked it out anyway. It just feels weird without it now. At first I was thinking Okay, at least I don't have to pull it off for otakon cos it HURTS, but I miss it and stuff. I keep absentmindedly shaking my left arm like I do sometimes to get it settled down around my wrist. And you know how jade bracelets are supposed to protect you and shiz? Yea, it was real useful when it got broken! It pissed me off that it got broken cos a little girl was pulling on it too hard.
Anyway, this year's last day wasn't as cool as last year's last day cos this year we didn't all end up at someone's house and eat from McDonald's and stuff. I finally brought in the digicam and took some pictures and two of them are of Man's gigantic CROTCH! I was trying to be all stealthylike but it didn't turn out so well. The angle is so weird in them though, her crotch really is massive. You should see it! Except that you can't! So I'll upload them later! Like 359835935 years later! Okay?! Okay!
Have you ever woken up totally hungry, but when you walk downstairs to the kitchen you don't feel hungry anymore? It happens to me a lot. I wake up ravenous but when I can start eating I don't feel like stuffing food into my mouf. It's annoying because if I don't feel like eating, then I don't. I really hate the feeling of sticking food in my mouth just cos I have to or something and not cos I'm actually feeling hungry. It doesn't feel right and it's hard to eat. Yeay my body is messed up.
hrmm blah I think I'll start working on Kiba's shirt this Sunday. Celina left for China yesterday, I wonder what's she's doing right now!? Climbing the Great Wall?!! Scouting for a boyfriend?! Feeding pigs?!?! Getting her nailclippers taken away from her?!? CURIOSITY!!!
On gaia I got a pinklink + then a trunk but then the rollback happened and it's gone now. boohoo. I'm wondering if I should get my old haircut back. CHOICES. And when I get my haircut for Kiba...hollllyyy mackeral otakon is only...NEXT NEXT WEEK! Good, cos for a second there I thought it was next week. duuurrhhhh. Wondering if I should get it cut at south st or at the Viet lady we always go to, cos she never cuts it short enough like she's treating me like some kind of delicate flower or something. I'd do it myself again but it really is hell with the back. :< My mom always makes fun of the back of it and I can't really tell if she's just doing it cos it really sucks or cos she's trying to scare me out of cutting my own hair EVAR EVAR AGAIN. I mean, I get um creative and take pictures to see but it's not the same. On my neck one side is sorta hairier than the other side wtf!? BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS. Babyhair?! Not sure how to fix it, I was thinking about shaving it off or something but then how did I do the OTHER side?!? BLATHER BLATHER okay I'm done.
Preparing what I'm gonna say to the haircutter..."Can you cut it choppy and short so that I can style it like THIS?!" *whip out picture of Kiba, all the things that let you know it's a cartoon blotted out, BECAUSE LIKE OMG WHAT IF THE COOL SOUTH ST PPL MAKE FUN OF ME AUHG UGUHG UGH* "And my head is sorta lumpy up top sooooo watch out for that too." *PASS OUT TIL HAIR IS DONE CUT*
oh yea oops! details on the fine arts exhibit thing tomorrow: at Mt Pleasant
8:30 - dance
9:15 - theater
10:00 - visual art
10:45 - music
We'll all (campers + me + man + Lisa) be there since about 6:30, so whatever, come that early if you want to. We'll just be setting up and beating all the kids into submission. Our tshirts, cos I know you want to know this year, are a flaming orange and yellow!
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12:13 PM Wednesday, July 14, 2004
here at camp on the comps. I drew this picture of Lisa and it's really pretty. She's acid green and is a janitor and I drew her her acidic bleeding broom of death and I'll upload it later. I wanted to show them this "I'm Sirius Black, BITCH!" thing that this chick wrote and it's really funny. but we can't get to lj on this comp. sadness. and Lisa has made sooo many disgusting noises today, which I won't go into detail on cos she sucks.
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9:15 PM Sunday, July 11, 2004
"NO MONEY NO HONEY." -overheard on the tour bus we went on today by some old Chinese lady. She COULD'VE been sayin something else cos I also thought someone was saying "CONNIE WENCH" until I looked around and saw an old man mumbling some random Chinese.
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9:59 PM Friday, July 9, 2004
random note a while back I found the dried flattened body of a frog in front of our driveway. song recs: Alcoholic by Starsailor, What It's Like by Everlast, In the Shadows by the Rasmus, BABY GOT BACK BY SIR MIXALOT.
hrrnn so I feel really content with everything right now. Well, except for the parts of my body that are swollen and itchy cos some chick at camp wiped a dirty papertowel covered in clay on me. I'm not sure why clay would do that but it's the only expla I can come up with, because I'm no swampmonsta and I'm relatively clean most of the time and it's not bugitching. Yea well anyway, I made it to thief class hurrah. It was less special than I thought it'd be. Something exploded out of my chara's head and he suddenly changed clothes nd I have to buy the goggles meself. I guess they'll magically appear in Morroc's store inventory? And my dad laughs like such a hick! It makes my mom laugh too cos she says it's so ridiculous.
Uhhh Monday I went to my dad's store to help clean up part of his store, cos it's so frickin dusty back there. On the wires and poles and shiz there's this 3in layer of dust. The poles looked FURRY. NASSTEEEE STUFF! I felt so righteous cleanin up all the dust tho, it was like I was vanquishing them or something. I cleaned off most of one of the huge fans so the people could use it without dust blowin places. My mom said that he hasn't dusted the back of the store in 10 yrs. XD Thass crazy. Well, the front and the machinery to clean the clothes are clean anyhow. And I was sweatin my butt off all over the place cos it was hot in there, but I still felt comfortable. If I was hot and sweaty from doing something TIRING, then that'd suck. But if it's just kinda hot, I got no beef. One of the things I love the most is stepping out from a really cold place, into a really hot place. It just feels cosy. like being wrapped up. And I felt really happy while cleanin the shiz up, not like I'm plannin to turn into some cleanerlady and my room is a mess and I dont care, but like...cos I was doin it for my dad AWW AWWW okay moving on. Lisa is such a Spaniard magnet!
OHHH OHHHH and raunchpuppet can do FIRSTAID now TOO! Firstaid, besides letting you heal yourself, makes your chara moves his or her hands in the air in a groping fashion. It's fantastic! Every class's groping motion is diff tho, because raunchpuppet's motions aren't as gross :< but close enough, I still grab your boob ok. Speaking of which, ARG THIS IS THE MOST I'VE GRABBED BOOBS IN A WEEK :< NOT EVEN ON PURPOSE. First was Lisa's big dumb boob cos I was pointing somewhere and it was in the way and the second is a girl from camp :< :< :< when I was tagging her to be it. This is the most I've ever got my butt slapped too, first by Anna, and then...ANNE YONCHA LITTLE BROTHER. You know, the dude who stole our massive tapeball that we made last year, the hoe! He's indiscriminate. He's even laid hands on his sister's butt. KIDS THESE DAYS. We've switched classrooms now for the second 2 weeks, nd I preferred the cafeteria more. It's just more open. Plus these teachers talk too much. I know that they have to explain everything, blahblahblah, but there wasn't enough DOING. Maybe it's cos it's just the first day, everythin's gotta be worked out, cut them some slack, whatever. I was practically falling asleep at the wheel.
Girl1: Where were you born? China, right?
C: No, I was born in Philly.
Girl1: You were definitely born in China!
C: No, PHILLY. Philadelphia?
Girl1: C'mon, stop lying. You're from China.
C: PHILADEELLLPPHIIAAAA
....
Girl294: You're Chinese, right?
C: Yeah.
Girl284u94: Do you know Jessica Wong?
C: Uh, no.
Girl: 38u593: You DON'T KNOW JESSICA WONG?!?!??!?!?!?!?
C: (OMFG MINDMELLLLLLLLT!!!!!)
Lisa: Just cos she's Chinese doesn't mean she knows EVERY Chinese person EVAR. Just like I don't know every German person ever. Besides Barney. Yo get off me Barney! *shoves gigantic purple monster with green spots off her lap* You suck.
THAT REMINDS ME
LISA WAS TRYING TO PROPOSE AND SHE BENT DOWN AND HER KNEES WENT KER-RAACKKKK SQUARED! AHAHHAHAHAH!!!!! WILD.
NMNMNMNMNMNMNM what town are you in coldwasabi?! I'm in Morroc or whatever, and I made it to that place where the thiefguild is supposed to be or summat and I immediately got killed by a bat when I tried to take it on OHHH SOO WEAAKKKK but soon I will be a proud beast too!
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2:55 PM Saturday, July 3, 2004
99 Rooms is so beautiful, disturbing, and weird. It's not really much of a game, most of it is just aimlessly throwing your arrow around lookin for the right thing to click to get to the next room, but the photography is just so beautiful, and some of the stuff in it is so friggin creepy. It reminded me of Ico because of its loneliness.
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12:02 PM Saturday, July 3, 2004
hey Lisa, what graphics driver do you have installed on your comp? I have SiS 5598/6326 v5.1 and I don't know what to update it with.
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8:35 PM Friday, July 2, 2004
omfg RO won't work for me!!~!1! ;3;3;;3;;3;;g f;dg; The farthest I got before my comp restarted like a hoebag was when I was about to make raunchpuppet go to a little patch of grass, and now I can't make it past choosing the Loki server. :< I accidentally killed a poring on the RO site though. It exploded into tiny pieces.
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8:38 PM Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Guess what part of camp caught fire yesterday sort of! We were in the cafeteria when we started smellin this rancid smell and so we all went outside where NO ONE stared excitedly at the two fire engines that came. Instead these two little girls Ginny (her real name is Ashley and she won't let me call her Ginny and she won't let me call her a little boy either so I'm gonna call her Ginny anyway) + Anna (according to her that's spelled wrong, but how many bloody ways can you spell ANNA?!?!) kept trying to take my craft feathers away from me and hitting me and throwing grass at me and they broke my two hairclips o_O so I fought back and yelled a lot and our teacher kept telling us to stop running but I can't help it. Then Ginny unexpectedly gave me a hug and I threw grass in her hair.
OHHH and I borrowed home a magazine that's like BON APPETIT and it has all these SIMPLY SCRUMPTIOUS recipes in it and we're gonna do them all!!! It has like this lemon ice cream thing with raspberry or whatever inside and this lemonish pie and cheesecakes and this chocolate cake that doesn't use any flour but 6 eggs and Man and I were lookin through it durin exploratory and we were sooo hungry and were about to eat all the munchkins in the bag sitting right in front of us. But it was this kid's Matt's, cos it was his birthday and he shared it with all of us anyway. We made Mr. D go out to get some donuts for us though. I had this applething and it was quite appley.
Then the teachers made us sit in a circle, only it was like an oval with warts all over it, to tell us about Andy Warhol and talkin about our next Warhol-influenced project, which would be makin prints of everyday things. I got a bandaid. Anna + Ginny sprawled all over me and Anna kept rubbing her head against my shoulder I don't know why! I felt like a real pimp for the first time. Also, this kid exclaimed at one point, "I draw it in pencil and then outline it in pen TOO!" and then farted. HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHO. In other news, my brother's gaia account has been mysteriously blocked for 3 days. Lisa I sent you a little something~~1!!!1!
OH NOE and I hope this isn't true, but, I don't know if I'm still gonna be in Vietnam when cirque du solieelgl happens. So when is it again?
I compared legs with Lisa and my legs are barely darker than her frighteningly pale ones, so.
Lisa: *to her legs* Tan, you guys, TAN!
and we were lookin through this old artbook of this hippieguy, and there were two pictures of him
Lisa: *to first picture* DUURRR
Lisa: *to second picture* *highpitched voice* ahhhhh!
it's better when you see the pictures, so I'll find them sometime.
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10:37 PM Monday, June 28, 2004
FINALLY!!!! I BEAT MINESWEEPER EXPERT!!! It only took me 183789249 times!!! Motherlover!! I gas in happiness! Oh yea, this kid had this book at camp where it detailed the life about this guy was made his living as a person who could fart on demand. It all started when he went swimming, and he was diving when suddenly all this water rushed up his butt. Well, he didn't like it, so he squirted it all back out. He told his friends about it and they were like NO WAY! and he was like SCHWAY! and they made him DEMONSTRATE. So he did. Eventually he was able to substitute water with AIR! And he was hired by some thing...maybe a casino? Whatever, and he'd imitate little delicate girl farts and thunderstorms and machineguns and shiz, kneeling on his hands and knees and buttfacing the audience. A delightful story! He's some French guy and I don't know if he's still alive or what. Also, thanks Lian for finally uploading that pic where everyone had a flash of ugly at the same time. I don't remember asking for the Casey pic tho, so I don't remember what I'd use it for.
k about the L'arc blahblah-their-band-name-is-messed-up thing. How much do you guys want to see it? I want to see it cos it'd be my first time seein a majorish jrock and it'd suck if we were in the back somewhere so that L'arc was like 3 cm tall. But then again, we could just shove our way to the middle somewhere unless it's being held in that big room with the seats...
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9:49 PM Monday, June 28, 2004
"Hee hee," said Mr. Raymond, evidently taking delight in corrupting a child.
White Chicks is hilarious, and we're gonna go see it again cos Lisa missed it and cos I want to watch the beginning over again. ESPANOL?!? ESPANOL!!!!! ESPANOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!! This big black guy was SOO dumb in it, hahaha. Schwartzenegro. After the movies Man + Celina + her sister walked around to all the shops cos we didn't feel like goin home, like after Liz's bday. I stayed at Celina's house til one watching tv and eating leftover icecream cake, and it's stuff I could've just done at home (besides the cake thing), but I just didn't want to go home yet.
We walked over to the side of the movie theater, where they had the fence to keep people from fallin over below to where the shops were, + Man + me went over it and climbjumped from ledge to ledge down. They had some holly bushes that scratched my legs a little but otherwise I didn't get any battlescars. ugh but I'm sore all over for no reason right now.
I was readin the latest entry on this pitas and she wrote about this guy's mother who was in a Japanese girl gang and how one time she was duking it out with a fellow 60yrold out in the backyard.
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5:54 PM Saturday, June 26, 2004
heyo, so movie times, 1:25 fine with everyone? It better be.
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5:19 PM Thursday, June 24, 2004
mmk there is this kid, he is a nastybutt, we call him Shake Shake cos on the first day some kid read the "Do not shake!" warnin on one of the magic markers and asked "Why not?" and Barb said "cos then it'll EXPLOOOODE!" and thus Shake Shake was born cos this other kid started shakin the markers at us and shouting SHAKE SHAKE!
He rides our bus and he's like in first grade or somethin, he is so small and his eyelashes are SOSOSOSOOSOSOSOo long. So for a while he'd be shakin, and then he started runnin up to us and knocking our hair around while he shouted shake shake. It was funny cos he did it a LOT to Mr. Man cos her mane is so massive, and she said "Oh GOD" when she found out he rode the same bus as us.
Anyway, Shake Shake isn't content with just shaking his fist as us anymore. Now he spits at us. He works up all the spit in his mouth and rolls his eyes up like a small sweaty little zombie and lets fly. Only the first few times he turned his head straight up, and when he spit it all fell right back on his face LMAO. Well, unfortunately he learned from his mistakes and can aim sorta better now. He is so cute!
Yesterday durin breaktime Barb tried to nap outside on the ground and Man and I made her into a pwiddy princess by throwing pistils and stamens and anthers and various other flowerparts at her and seeing who could get the most stuff on her without her noticing. I picked up a piece of broken rubberband and put it on her forehead. I also put one of those plastic rings from bottles on her. I dunno if she could tell I was just putting trash on her or not. Then she got sunburned.
HAHA Barb is so mean, she was holding up Mr D's portfolio thing cos he was lookin for it and he was halfway across the cafeteria and she said "I can't tell if he's looking at me or not." Yea I wonder what his vision is like.
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7:40 PM Wednesday, June 23, 2004
hay, the thing with Naruto accidentally kissing Sasuke in the rp and then Sasuke turnin back into a guy is journalprotected.
Actually I've seen the other lj rp Nindou before...it was co-made by that chick who uploaded the Oh! Naruto Nippon! mp3s for dl. I thought it was pretty good at first, but then people kept having sex with Sasuke so I was kinna turned off by that.
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5:59 PM Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Slowly learning the names of all the kids. We call one Princess. hehe! We were making hats today, it's really cool, where you fold this big newspaper/magazine hat and then cut out boardstuff to cover your hat so it looks like an animal or a twitchything. B + Man + me've made just the hats and didn't have time to do the rest. I want to tho, so I'm gonna look up the book of projects the teachers have and just do it on my own. With celluclay what is celluclay it is just like clay but more like papermache that is celluclay! Oh, anyway, we call this kid Princess cos he made this big hat. And wrote princess at the top. Later we were confused over which kid exactly did the princess hat so I asked around and pointed him out to B + Man.
B: The one in the GANGSTER SHIRT?! No, it has to be someone else...
I tried teachin Raj the hey Raj! thing, and he didn't notice anything about the Happy Hollie or whatever so it's all good. He dodged me when I tried to smash his forehead with my thumb and now he won't do the hey Raj! anymore.
There's this little redhead girl that makes me think so much of Ginny.
There's this other kid who's diabetic and keeps leaving behind his pouch with all the insulin shiz in it, geez...but now I know what his face looks like now and he goes to theater exploratory so I can get it to him if he forgets again. He left behind a bag of his food for snacktime too, and I was soso close to just eating his food cos it looked good and I was really hungry and my sandwich sucks, but then I had to find his pouchthing too and Man said, "You can't eat the food of a diabetic, thass horrible."
I brought my sticky bubbles today and blew it around at breaktime and all the kids went rabid and nuts haha. They ran around EATING the bubbles and screaming when the bubbles got sticky and deflated on their various bodyparts.
Mr. D came up to us and offered to pay for projects that the older kids were doin so that we could do them too, like painting this big white umbrella. The umbrella is real purty so I just wanted the umbrella without painting on it, except for maybe painting on red stripes. But otherwise we said no, cos I don't think we'd have much time to do stuff like that anyway, and the kids take up a lot of our time cos we sit down and do their stuff with them and talk to them too instead of just sittin to the side and gettin up only whenever the teachers need us to fetch somethin. Then I came home and slept for four hours cos I was so tired.
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8:45 PM Monday, June 21, 2004
haha, oh man it is def time for a new layout but I get all sluggish and stupid whenever I try makin one. blargh. nehoo, noting that my Naota jacket is def done thanks to Barbara's mom. But then its seam got split cos a mannequin head was forced through the the head opening, so...yea. Oh! I stuck the head in there so that I could drape it over Lisa's Jiraiyaness and take pictures! I think thass it, I'm done now. WHITE CHICKS!
"I'm the only gay eskimo, the only gay eskimo, the only gay eskimo in my tribe...I wanna hang out with Jarka, but only to get in his parka, blah blah blah blah misquote misquote I'll dl this song sometime later"
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8:11 PM Monday, June 21, 2004
CAMP IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!
and Celina + Sonia and me want to go see White Chicks (AHAHHHA!!!1!!!1jndsfj) on Sunday, probably sometime around late midday or whatever so we can get those slightly cheaper ticket prices OKEI. If you want to go, go ahead and come, no one's gonna stop you. But tell us or somethin if you want us to wait for you or whatever and so we can save seats for you k?!?!
HEYO
so today, when I woke up at SCHOOL TIME again, I was thinkin, geez, maybe I won't go after all, it's just too hard to get up...but then I made it. So yeay! I waited outside Mt Pleasant with Barbara, eying(sp?!?) the supposed-Lunch-Lady-but-REALLY-the-JANITOR! lady stand outside shouting hello at everyone, and this guy came up thinkin that we were waitin for un bus escolar ver a Brandywine HS para some courses or whatever. We said no, he said oh, and then proceeded to talk about exploding kidneys. I forget why. I'm sure he had a reason. But I remember that he told us he had some kind of disease that increases the possibility of his kidneys exploding within him. It was beautiful! And then Mr. Man showed up so we could all go in together like one big happy family. She was walked halfway up with her mom in tow, HAHAH. Barbara said that it was so her mom could make sure she doesn't trip.
Mr. D let us ALLLL volunteer (except for the people we didn't tell him about), AND XIAO WTF WHY WERENT YOU THERE. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO VOLUNTEER. OMG RHYMIGNI!?!?!??!?!?! We ran some errands, like guiding errant children to the proper places, after we found out where those places where. Finally we went to the younger set art class where we're gonna spend ALLLL our time. I felt kinna nervous at first cos I had no idea what the heck I was supposed to do. I hate making small talk. and such. and breaking the friggin ice. So I just sat next to Mr. Man and did the art stuff that they were doin, which was...REALLY BORING. Stuff like "draw four lines that connect each ends of the paper~!" and I wouldn't enjoy it if I was them. But then! I met this boy! His name is Jaybaldhshd but I call him RAJ! AGHAHAHS Dh S. I don't know how he knows MY name but I guess it's cos of Barbara and Man yelling it at me. I'm gonna teach him the "Hey Raj? Kya? HAPPY HOLLIE! *PSHHHH*" thing. HAHAHAH! He better not get offended. It'd be weird. And we wouldn't be friends anymore.
I got used to them after a while, esp when it was the halfhour break/snack time and we went outside and PLAYED YEA! TAG! OMG! It was SOOSOOSOSosnkln FUN. We ran around and tagged the Swamp Monster (Man) and this little girl Alyssa(sp) kept giving us these little orange with purple insides and biggish yellow flowers. The weird thing is that this Alyssa also like cats a lot. And the teachers think she's weird. She might be related to the other Alyssa but I think her parents would have to be severely retarded to name both their children the same name.
Handed out bus escolar schedules and shiz to all the classes, uhh, accidentally made Mr. D photocopy like 70+ extra more copies that we didn't need cos we accidentally left a pile of them back in our art room (cafeteria) and thought we'd ran short. He didn't kill us. I don't know if he knows. Going in all the classes was interesting. I liked wandering around COS I WAS FREE TO DO. I was free like a free thing! And now I know Raj is taking music major. I saw Mrs. Bell too but she bleached her hair blonde and wasn't that recognisable or anythin so I dinna say hi or nothin.
hrnn.. k so, went back to our cafeteria art class place. They were doin watercolors of the ocean then, and had salt to sprinkle over to make texture, and...I WANTED TO DO IT TOO. ughhhh! I don't know if we were allowed to use up their supplies like that tho.. so, oh well. Walked around and hovered over shoulders and shiz cos I didn't know what else I was gonna do. Personally I'd hate it if somebody hovered over MY shoulder. So I sat down next to this particularly loud girl (I forget her name tho) as they all started doin this thing where they drew pictures of things, only it had to consist entirely of pencils. Like, people or anything, but their limbs and shiz all pencils. The loud girl drew a palm tree with coconuts, and a beaver at the bottom, and she recounted the tale of the beaver who had its skull smashed with a coconut, and thass why it looked like a friggin goof. Its eyes were lazy. Much like Barbara's. I tried talking to the little boy across from me about his drawing, and then asking him what he did for Father's Day, cos I felt all excited and like talking. He was like, "We went to Maryland," and I said, "and what did you do?" and he said, "Nothing." Man + I laughed and said you went to MD to see NOTHING? So then he said he went to visit his uncle in his trailer. So I was all OH NOE was he getting uncomfortable and was that why he said nothing?!?? So I started talking about people living in airplanes, hollowing it out and installing plumbing and really I think it's cool, I'd want to live there for a few days. And somehow the conversation turned to kids being in a plane with me and them pushing me out the windows and not caring if they were gonna die as long as I was shoved out. omg, mean. :<
and they kept making fun of me, it was sad. I don't even know what I did.
I can't wait for tomorrow~~~1!1!2Q!!!! Barbara's gonna bring in her dead cat!!! Or she better! I'm gonna bring in my ricehat! And I wanted us all to dress like totally diff people every day, like tomorrow we'd all be men but Man and Barbara didn't want to, I don't know why. So instead I guess I'll be bringing in all my diff hats instead. I have.. maybe...3?!?! Oh well.
Also, what is extra sad is that I have the authority to make them go stand in the corners. HAHAHH!H But they won't do it! They don't show me any respect.
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1:30 AM Saturday, June 19, 2004
okay so wow hey I am 16 and I started this thing when I was like 13 or so. It just feels weird! Some of the stuff I wrote back then is definitely shameful and just embarassing. If you think I'm dumb now, ummm yea. Plus I have no sense of time at all. I can't imagine two years having passed already. So I'm definitely not the person I was two years ago? Or maybe my writing style just changed a little bit. I lost QD a while back too. Insert vomit here.
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1:12 AM Saturday, June 19, 2004
WOW remember when Lisa had the sn Guardian Typo? cos I don't. And her oldest archive is all weirdlooking, like it's all squished together and shiz and it must've been soso long ago cos I never remembered it looking like that.
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1:10 AM Saturday, June 19, 2004
I love Celina :< her entire pitas cracks me up so bad.
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12:15 AM Saturday, June 19, 2004
ARE. YOU. READY. TO PARTAAAYYYYY. They'd kick me out if I got to Liz's house this early. Anyway, the swears people are having this sale and they cut down the price on the smileshoes that I've wanted but now that they're actually accessible, I don't want them anymore. AHR. HAR. HAHR. Yeah. (If anyone I know gets them though I'm going to be borrowing them BIGTIME WHAT I DONT CARE IF IT'S NOT MY SIZE.)
I was readin back in Lisa's pitas cos I forgot what I wrote in it but then I remembered that it got deleted in the pitas fiasco way back when OR I CHECKED THE ARCHIVES and there it was hooray. Random stuff that was funny:
what else.. oh, on tlc the other day there was a remodeling show and there was a person named connie. which didn't really bother me. but then there was a lian. which was only slightly funny. and then there was a lisa. and that just scared the hell out of me.
wind and cloud conquer the world. what kind of movie is called "WIND AND CLOUD CONQUER THE FREAKING WORLD BECAUSE THEY'RE WIND IN CLOUD."
nd other stuff go read it yourself.
Also, my mom thinks I am dumb or something. I wanted to go to b&n today to bum around and read, so
~around noon!~
C: When are you coming to pick me up to go home?
M: Around 4:30.
C: Oh..
M: Well, if you get bored, then you could walk to the mall.
pause.
M: You know where it is, right?
C: FREAKOUT
I read this graphic novel called "Blanket" by Craig Thompson, and it's really welldrawn. There's this one scene in a flashback(?) where Craig + his little brother Phil shared a bed, and Phil'd wet his finger and touch Craig's back and say "Guess what."
Craig: What.
Phil: I peed on you.
and Craig would be like, "No you didn't," and Phil'd go, "Yeah I did, I peed one drop of pee on you." Craig'd roll over and go whatever, and Phil would wet his finger and touch his back again, and then he pulled aside the blankets and pulled his little man out when Craig turned around to yell at him or something. "I definitely just peed one drop on you!"
Craig got mad and said "FINE, then let me pee one drop on YOU!" while Phil yells "NO! I was KIDDING! You CAN'T REALLY PEE JUST ONE DROP!" and Craig lets loose and pees all over Phil HAHAH. So he's like, sorry now, but now PHIL is mad, so he's like I'm going to GET YOU BACK! and pees at Craig. Craig's holding up a little pillow as a shield but it soaks through and he's all oh noe! And yep, you guessed it, they have a pee war til their mom comes up.
It's really interesting and I'm not really sure if it's supposed to be purely autobiographical or not, cos obv the author and the character share the same name.
I am here to make a plug for the book "Son of the Mob" by Gordon Korman. It made me laugh like a retard. And the ending left me with such a happy sparkly feeling!
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11:14 PM Monday, June 14, 2004
DUDE! DUDE. DUUUUUUUDEE. Ok, I was gonna go all yelling about how my mom magically found FF X-2 + the Pirates of the Carribean dvd in our pantry, then my mom came up and told me it was just cos she stashed them away for crismis and forgot about them. So, yea. We are now in possession of those two things. Good night.
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3:25 PM Monday, June 14, 2004
hey Lian, you know we can't get into your photobucket thing to look at the Naruto shiz right, cos it's password protected and you didn't give us the password?
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9:08 PM Friday, June 11, 2004
re: went to play tennis w/ sonia. at 1 in the afternoon. It was so so cool. The beads of sweat like flew off my face as i returned the ball ^^ YAY i'm in DBZ!
LMAO XIAO U R LIEK SO DUM. XDXDXD ahhahsvfdhjdf you crack me up. I thought you said you wanted to grow out your hair? And since you've changed your mind, can I cut it for you?!?!?! ^________^ <--experienced haircutting face
congrats on finding a guy and not communicating with him through another person through email! And not getting someone to hack into his whatever to find out where he lives and what his real name is WHO WOULD NAME THEIR CHINESE KID HENSON and not stalking him etc etc *claps*
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8:57 PM Friday, June 11, 2004
hAAAYYYY
Dir en grey now have an english version of their site! And they also have a special offer for non-Japanlocated fans, where you can reserve tickets for 2 upcoming lives in August! blahblahblah, more stuff you can read there, the english is kinda weird. It's not total engrish but when I read through it I kept thinkin HUH? nehoo, got this info thru ~hudson! arrrarrr she can do realisticish style real nice.
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11:57 PM Thursday, June 10, 2004
*explodes* ok I know you guys don't care, but geez today at art I was so impatient, like I was actually going to freak out into a billion pieces all over everything urgh. Mostly while I was shading the blanket, cos I hate shading around holes and shapes and shjfbjdfnj it wouldn't be smooth and stuff and shbjdfbjfd I got impatient with my own incomeptnenkance. e Jean also has a scarecrow in her backyard and Lian in a fit of creativity dubbed it KAKASHI! YAYAYAYYAY OH. And what the heck, she is turning old or something, she asked me if I watched this movie and I WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO HER IN THE THEATER WHEN WE WATCHED IT. Tomorrow I'm actually gonna be productive! Just watch.
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11:46 PM Thursday, June 10, 2004
OH FOR ALL YOU NON-LJ PEOPLE, LOOK AT MY CREAAAAAAATIIIIOOOONNNN!
HOT ISN'T HE *GAG* I spent like 485y83u50923 millions hours doing it!! COMPLAIN WHINE INSERT HERE APPRECIATE MY WORK. I feel all weirdly proud of this for some reason. I think it's cos the first icon I've actually worked sorta hard on! uhh my first icon was that Neji/Karasu monstrosity. They're both just photoshopped, but this one has TEXT on it! LIKE OMG. I spent so long just wondering where it should go. it hurted my brain. Still also couldn't figure out how to do the surround-text-with-color-blah with p elements, but got close enough. oh baby. WATCH ALL THESE NEW GATES OPEN BEFORE ME...I will be churning out more icons yet! Ribbed. For your pleasure. Adopt a Rock/Mukumuku lovebaby TODAY!
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4:54 PM Wednesday, June 9, 2004
WHEN ARE THOSE CICADAS COMING
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11:54 PM Tuesday, June 8, 2004
HAHAHA I was readin back in Mr. Man's journal and her journal is just so dumb XD it got hijacked and she always writes so deadpan, like "Everyone is so bored, I am glad I have camp. But I can't go next year. What am I going to do." I can hear her saying it, but when I read it it reads so messed up.
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10:28 PM Tuesday, June 8, 2004
aww man...I missed the Venus transit.
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8:26 PM Tuesday, June 8, 2004
k. cos I know you're dyin to hear my part about Chilina's birfday.
japanese art site!! ART SO NICE. And s'he has those superdolfies(sp?) I've seen before in other places, where the dolls are sorta more realistic but all supertotally pretty and shiz. S'he has up a few pictures of her dolls where they're naked and they look like they have potbellies. I remember thinkin that maybe I'd want one but I think I'd get scared of it after a while.
Monday I had to wake up early cos I kept forgetting to go to Peters and get the math assignments. It was painful. I kept tellin myself that it was gonna be okay cos I was gonna take a nap when I got to Chilina's, but by the time I got there I was feelin all right and peppy and Chilina had just woken up for the second time but she was all right too so I helped her set up the dvd player and mash the potato salad. The potatoes were real yellow and everyone kept remarking on that fact but I didn't think it was that weird. I just thought that they were lemons at first. nehoo, mashin the potatoes was real easy even though Chilina kept warnin me that I'd eventually get sick of it, but she gave me two huge sporks and I mashed like the wind. For some reason we started talking about plastic surgery and liposuction and I said that whenever I heard the word liposuction I kept thinking of this feeling of something poking up underneath my ribs. I don't know how it actually goes but in my mind they stick a tube in you. Chilina thought I said "I want liposuction"
C: Connie...for that you have to be fat first
C: HUH
Lian came in, and after a while Liz came while Chilina went off to do something else. I think she went cleaning again. She cleaned SO MUCH throughout her own fiesta, what was up with that?! And her parents were workin some serious food magic (well, they ARE a family of food) cos whenever we left the sunroom and came back again they had a whole new set of food for us to eat. and GOD was there a LOT. It was like they were tryin to stuff us for later, except for the part when we escaped home. haha and her mom kept taking so many pictures.
C's mom: One...two...three! *takes picture* Okay, four more!
fiesta-goers: WAH
I think I need to make some new friends. I have too many friends whose names start with the letter L. There's Liz, Lian, Lisa, Lucy, Lauren, Lauren, Lilina, Lasey, Liao, Lalicia, Lantel, and Lonia.
We tried to watch Space Balls, but then we found out that my dvd player was missing a cable, so instead we watched Blazin Saddles. It was okay. Maybe it was cos you Chilina + Lian already told me the funny parts, or the way you guys did it was funnier or something, cos I got the funny, but it didn't make me bust a nut laughing.
OH! I had this yellow balloon with a face on it right?! And I kept tying it to various parts of my body to keep it from flying away and then I tried rubbing it on the Hulk's massive flowing mane to make it all staticky but he had to resist OH WHYY OH WHYEE E OHWHYYEEEEE HULKKK WHYYYYEEEEE. It came loose and flew to the other part of the room where suddenly someone poked a hole in it!! AIIIEEE WHY DOES MAI PEIN VENER END? So people started sucking the life out of it and in its death came its revenge and that revenge was turning them into chipmunks of various shapes and sizes.
urrmm what else, oh yea! k go back to that potato salad! I wanted to do stuff with it like how when people bake peas or plastic babies into cakes and stuff, so I went and put two peanuts in it and the people that found the peanuts would get ANOTHER surprise! But then people wouldn't eat it! It was like they didn't WANT my prizes! Well, I didn't actually have anything to give them yet but STILL! Why didn't you guys even TRY!??!?! It's just peanuts!
Sonia keeps refusing to come to Concord and it makes me sad. She also has two different smells. I think. One time when we were out playing tennis she smelled nice, but then yesterday she smelled like diapers, hehe. OH! And her grandma went back to China YYESSSSSSS.
Chilina got TWO cakes, and one of them was full of beans and the other one had fruit that was soaked in wine or something. It brought back memories of when my own gmom forced a cup of wine on me and I had to choke it down cos it was supposed to be good for me and it tasted so bad like nail polish remover. How do winers stand it?!?! Do they eventually get used to it?!? And I felt no euphoric effects whatsoever! Was I supposed to drink more?!
Chilina got so many green things for her presents. And I hate one of my socks cos it gets all the dirty stuff I walk on glued onto it, so after I ran across Chilina's lawn to hop into Sonia's car THAT WAS REALLY HOT IT BURNED OFF THE FLESH OFF MY THIGHS and ran back in I had one perfectly clean sock and one horrifying garbage sock with small twigs stuck to it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT.
arr
by the time I got home I'd spent 10 hours at her place
it was such a long, long day
then I went home and bow chika bow chika bow chika bow wow
played video games.
Casey said that I had a low voice, and I never thought about it before, cos I asked Chilina once and she just said it was average, and when I hear myself on answering machines it's disgustingly kiddish. So now all day I've been walking around the house talking to myself. Conclusions inconclusive. Oh and you can't really tiedye your face can you? cos you have to soak it for a while, and if you did that to your face you'd drown and people would laugh. hey is anyone good at makeup? cos I want someone to make me like I'd just gotten the crap beaten out of me.
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4:10 PM Sunday, June 6, 2004
hey Xiao, why'd you take off your glasses for your picture? Did they make you? You should make a club for tennis-obsessors and be the only one in it. Cos you can make an lj community right, and have yourself in it, and then make it a closed community so that no one else could join. Lian and I were considering making ~hoesrus closed comm cos we are stupid.
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4:04 PM Sunday, June 6, 2004
Oh yeaaaaaa...I knew I was forgetting something.
for tomorrow
1. get math summer assignments from Peters =P
2. see if Kaufmann(sp?!) has any fish left and take them home
3. get feet drawing graded
for the OH SO SLIPPERY FUTURE
1. Kiba's shirt wah
2. Rock!squirrel icon
3. angermanagement-inducing website rant thing with strawberryp0cky, we just need a bloody host that won't kick us for bad things
4. random art stuff
5. is that it?!??! There HAS to be more!!!
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2:07 PM Sunday, June 6, 2004
hey so yea, we have an lj comm for our upandcomin zine, hoesrus! ANYONE can post, even if you don't have an lj of your own or anythin. I also updated the info, so have a look at that. Now all we have to do is actually fin plannin it out and print the thing and then distribute it.
nehoo, today went to Shrek 2, which contained one of the funniest scenes EVAR, which was PussinBoots hacking up a hairball. HAHAHAHA! He took like 3u593i9204 million hours to hack it up and I cracked up like nothin else. I also like how he exploded through Shrek's shirt. OH MAN. He slays me bad.
urrmmm oh and I am such a sap ;3; one of the previews was for that tiger movie, and it had like this dramatic meaningful music and I was gonna start cryin all over the place. I held it in, and then they showed the previews for Spiderman 2, and again with the dramatic meaningful music, but then they showed a scene where Pete pulled off his shirt and that stopped it for me. There are SO MANY movies I want to watch. and I still need to buy that cheesy Batman movie.
LALALALLALLALA CANT WAIT I CANT WAIT TIL OTAKON
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4:08 PM Thursday, June 3, 2004
ARG OH SCHOOL IS OVER
AH
AH
AH
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GET DOWN TONIGHT
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2:08 PM Wednesday, June 2, 2004
Like, whoa. I dreamed last night that Celina was stuck up on this place via a fire escape, and she somehow got up but couldn't get back down. So I was tryin to save her by shouting for her to come down (...) and I went around to this other side, where she could've walked down this ramp and stairs, and when I saw her her face was all painted with butterflies + swirls in blue sparkly ink and was crying and all nutso and stuff. She kept mumbling and crying about some guy named Death. I got the feeling that she was in a cult. I think she couldn't get down because if she did, Deathguy would kill her? So I ran up and put her in a headlock and she was slobbering all over my arm and I dragged her down. Then we were in a toystorelike place and she was still hysterical and crazy but I got on her back piggybackstyle and said reassuring things like IT'S OKAY and she carried me in circles around the toystore. At one wall there was a mirror, and I saw behind us this huge black guy following us, and I got it into my head that maybe Celina WAS right, that there some guy named Death and he was going to kill us all, cos before I just thought she was a maniac. So I made her walk faster til we were somewhere behind the tall black guy, and I saw him checking himself out in the mirror and heard him say "Man, I'm not tall enough to be him, I'm 4 ft too short" so then I knew he was fake
and then all of a sudden I was eating Spongebob cheese-itz and then I woke up.
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6:42 PM Sunday, May 30, 2004
AHAHAHHAH one of my referrals was a query for "girls with big butts" YESSSSSS
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6:14 PM Sunday, May 30, 2004
I biked over to the development across again, the one for the active oldheads and all that. I stopped at one of the spots where it looked like a watering hole, where there's this pit and water in it for no reason. A duck flew away when I walked up and a moth fell into the water. I watched it thrust its body up and down for a while before I thought of taking a picture of it, but when I came back it was gone. I blame my brother cos he took so friggin long to bike with me. At first he was okay, but then in the middle he was all "I'm tiiiiireeedd!" and I asked if his bike's tires needed to be pumped, and he said yea, but he said if he was gonna go all the way back to the house he was gonna stay there. So I made him go and embarassed him in front of a bunch of people gardening at their respective houses. There were also a lot of old people out. I think they were having a party. Rock on. It's better than being in commercials.
Mostly I wanted him to go so that we could go down this weird path inside the oldhead development place, because it was narrow and the path was made by a car and I kept thinkin of those hobo people that'd come out screamin and killin and stuff and if I was gonna die, I'm not going to do it alone. :D
and at the end, all there was was this broken house with the windows all boarded up. But there was ANOTHER path, leading somewhere else. I'm thinkin of goin down there next time. I also smelled honeysuckles down the path but didn't see any. I remember back in elementary school we had a huge honeysuckle bush and we'd pick the flowers and peel away the petals and suck at the sweet parts.
My brother went home first cos he dinna want to stay there anymore, so I went back to the wateringhole place and took some pictures of the blue bubblewrap that was there. I also picked up some rocks cos I wanted to smash them open and see if there was anything inside
so I went home
laid out the newspaper
put the rocks on top, took out the hammer
and starting hammering away. My brother shouted down
"What are you doing"
and I didn't answer him, cos I was waitin for him to come downstairs to see for himself
and I heard his footsteps go all over the place, so I started wonderin what the heck was up, why wasn't he just comin down
so I walked over and looked at the top of the stairs, and he's half-in my parents room. I say, "What are you doing?" and he says, "What are YOU doing?" and he says "I thought you were some psycho that got in the house and was breaking down the walls" and I laughed at him.
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6:57 PM Saturday, May 29, 2004
Lian finally went home after 28u490835935 hours, her mom and my mom kept gettin freaky with each other.
hey so we went out today (we = Sonia me Lian Mr. Man Xiao AND Chantel except for the fact that she never showed up) to the brandywine tennis courts and played...yea, you guessed it, TENNIS! Superb fantabulous fun was had by all. We hit the ball around! I talked a lot! Sonia told me I talked a lot! This is an amazing recap! AND WE WILL GO TO THE BEACH I WILL MAKE YOU
Sonia was supposedly wanting to play against Mr. Man but when we told her to she didn't want to anymore. Xiao tried to get Mr. Man to teach her how to do the "top spin" or something on the tennis ball and at first I thought she said "Can you teach me how to do the testicles?" I was having fun doing tennis but at the same time got bored so I finally made Sonia drive us to b&n so I can get a fattening mocha and shiz, cos it's been a while since I had one and yea I love blowing away money on coffee! (now I owe Lian 2.90) We dropped off Xiao and Mr. Man at their respective houses cos they dinna want to be with us <:0 and man, did Sonia's car seat ever burn my butt. It's already bad enough that a bug bit me on it. Then we drove to Lian's house to get some $$$ and I changed into some of her clothes there cos why not? Also lately I've been feeling this weird craving for skirts. I scoured the mall yesterday but couldn't find one I liked. Or the ones I did, dinna want to pay 30$ for, cos, you know, I don't crave them THAT much. Gay! GAY GAY GAY.
went on to b&n
listened to the soundtrack on Amelie + I'm thinkin about getting it through amazon for cheapness + listened to the AI soundtrack which wasn't all that amazing even though the composers were supposedly influenced by Philip Glass or something. and I like Philip Glass' music. At least on The Hours.
drove to the mall NEXT FREAKING DOOR cos Sonia was too lazy to walk there, saw tons of people from school~! and found Louie + Bob at McDonald's and ate some of their food for them. We saw blingbling that woulda been perfect for gangster!Kiba except they cost 30$ for each huge, silvery necklacy piece. Tried to get some cheap plastic bling at the "newsstand" place, but instead got a rock on a piece of string. Buggers.
Sonia took us a mi casa
my mom thinks I'm gonna get cooties on Lian's clothes or something
played some Poy Poy 2, which Lian REALLY sucked at, and I don't think she finds it as funny as I do :( and dannit we couldna find the Puzzle Fighter game, something we both enjoy equally. Sonia went on home cos she had to do some report, but we found her online. XD Maybe she was multitasking. Or maybe she hates us.
Ohh, cream orange soda is sooo good, it tastes like a melted orange creamsicle! BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Man, we should've gotten the pie. It came in a nice bottle tho.
Lately my stomach's been hurting. Me duele el estomago! Por que? No idea. Well, actually, yea I do. The first few times it was cos I ate food with improperly washed hands after working on my clay sculpture. I thought I'd eventually build some kind of resistance to it or something and I could be like, the perfect prisoner...feed me all sorts of shit and I will be okay! As long as it's just clay.
Anyway.
Maybe now it's cos my period's coming on. I haven't had it for a while. It's weird, cos they used to come somewhat regularly beFORE. (Before I met Lian). I think some of her hormones rubbed off on me.
eskuse meee! Shat AAAPPPP!
And I feel weird recently too, and not just cos of the stomach thing. Last week or so I got really really pissed off, cos my brother + I got in a fight, so yea, I was angry for a while. Then I went back to normal and whatevery and I felt okay again and it's WEIRD cos after fights, with my family anyway, afterwards we don't really talk about it and it just. goes away. like it never happened. But after I got back to normal I'd think about the fight and I'd get all pissed off again. Then back to your regularly scheduled programming. etc etc etc. And now I feel like I just don't care about anything.
PA-KOW!!! I love Azumanga Daioh, it's so funny.
(Tomo + Kagura are on a plane for the first time)
Tomo: Wow, this is so cool!
(plane starts to move)
Kagura: Oh my god, they're actually going to try to FLY?!
Tomo: There's so many people on here, it's gonna fall down and crash and kill us all!!!
Kagura: (after a few moments) It's so POWERFUL!
Tomo: Yeah! With all this power, it CAN fly! IT CAN FLY!!!
