Honeycat's Log...Look out!

BADGERS AND BEAVERS August 1999
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This is a claustrophobic and somewhat draughty privy made from rough-hewn timber. Actually,it's not that small; if you were so inclined you could easily swing a cat by the tail - if it didn't mind hitting its head on the walls. The room is neat and clean and contains nothing more sinister than an old almanac and a key (carefully hung on a nail) and a narrow ledge which hides by the door. There is one obvious exit: west A tabby cat and a badger are standing here.
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say teach me please You say: teach me please > Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Honeycat D'iablo?  You say: Goody Whemper's Apple Divination > Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Don't be silly, Honeycat D'iablo, Goody Whemper's Apple Divination is not taught to silly gals like you!
You kiss Granny Weatherwax. > Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Don't you try yer wiles on me, young Honeycat! I din't have time for that sort of thing as a gel, an' I haven't got time for it now.
You lick Granny Weatherwax. > Granny Weatherwax exclaims loudly: I'll thank you to leave me be or jolly well get out of my house, Honeycat!
> cry snow cry dawn You cry on Snow's shoulder. You cry on Dawn's shoulder. Granny Weatherwax asks: Wot's wrong with you then, Honeycat? Granny Weatherwax asks: Wot's wrong with you then, Honeycat?
> [witches] Snow's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: o..ow... Atalanta de Plainswalker says: teach me please Granny Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Atalanta de Plainswalker? shout Granny Weatherwax sucks fruitbats!!!!!!!! You shout: Granny Weatherwax sucks fruitbats!!!!!!!! > Atalanta de Plainswalker says: Mother Brynda's Call of Gravity Granny Weatherwax whispers something to Atalanta de Plainswalker. Atalanta de Plainswalker says: teach me please Granny Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Atalanta de Plainswalker? shout Granny Weatherwax IS a sucky old fruitbat!!!!!!!!! You yell: Granny Weatherwax IS a sucky old fruitbat!!!!!!!!! > Atalanta de Plainswalker says: Mother Harblist's Fruity Flyer Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Don't be silly, Atalanta de Plainswalker, Mother Harblist's Fruity Flyer is not taught to silly gals like you! Atalanta de Plainswalker shrugs. You hear harsh and discordant sounds faintly from above. Atalanta de Plainswalker says: teach me please Granny Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Atalanta de Plainswalker? tell atalanta makes you want to kick her doesn't it? You ask Atalanta de Plainswalker: makes you want to kick her doesn't it? > Atalanta de Plainswalker nods. Atalanta de Plainswalker says: Goody Whemper's Apple Divination Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Don't be silly, Atalanta de Plainswalker, Goody Whemper's Apple Divination is not taught to silly gals like you! shout GRanny Weatherwax can be such a something that rhymes with witch! You yell: GRanny Weatherwax can be such a something that rhymes with witch! > Atalanta de Plainswalker says: how did I know you'd say that Atalanta de Plainswalker says: teach me please Granny Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Atalanta de Plainswalker? Granny Weatherwax carefully adjusts her hat, skewering it in place with a couple of ferocious hatpins. tell atalanta say what? You ask Atalanta de Plainswalker: say what?Atalanta de Plainswalker says: hmm Atalanta de Plainswalker says: teach me please Granny Granny Weatherwax asks: What would you like me to teach you then, Atalanta de Plainswalker? say teach me please You say: teach me please > Granny Weatherwax says: Not now, Honeycat D'iablo, I am busy. Atalanta de Plainswalker says: Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Don't be silly, Atalanta de Plainswalker, Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees is not taught to silly gals like you! Atalanta de Plainswalker shrugs. Atalanta de Plainswalker thanks Granny Weatherwax. Atalanta de Plainswalker starts to thump down the stairs. say YOu suck fruitbats you old warthog Granny Weatherwax nods at Atalanta de Plainswalker. You say: YOu suck fruitbats you old warthog
tell jasminwort the truth,you think i'm totally mental, don't you ? Granny Weatherwax stares down her nose at you. You ask JasminWort D'justice: the truth,you think i'm totally mental, don't you ? JasminWort D'justice tells you: Not at all. shout Kiss my butt granny, YOU GOT A STARING PROBLEM!!!!!!! You shout: Kiss my butt granny, YOU GOT A STARING PROBLEM!!!!!!! QuAsh D'justice giggles. > Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Gigglin' Destroys the Mind. > shout then you've giggled too much you warty old fruitbat licker! You yell: then you've giggled too much you warty old fruitbat licker! > The tabby cat bounces around happily. laugh You laugh. > JasminWort D'justice tickles you. You giggle. Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Gigglin' Destroys the Mind. shout Obviously you old hag! You yell: Obviously you old hag! > tickle jasminwort tickle JasminWort D'justice. > JasminWort D'justice giggles. Granny Weatherwax says loudly: Gigglin' Destroys the Mind. > JasminWort D'justice snickers. Granny Weatherwax stares down her nose at you. say piss off granny you wipe your butt with the badger in the privvy You say: piss off granny you wipe your butt with the badger in the privvy
shout Granny wipes her butt with the badger in the privy! You yell: Granny wipes her butt with the badger in the privy! witches granny wipes her butt with the badger in the privy JasminWort D'justice tells you: :P You whisper into the small stick. [witches] Taepha's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I beg your pardon,Honeycat? [witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: ummm what? The page from a note book in JasminWort D'justice's hands spontaneously combusts! JasminWort D'justice says: Lurvely. JasminWort D'justice says: Mail [witches] Melina's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: *laugh* [witches] Snow's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: w...wha? tell jasminwort i'm laughing so har d i got tears in my eyes You tell JasminWort D'justice: i'm laughing so har d i got tears in my eyes > [witches] Taepha's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I think your getting confused with the almanac, dearie. [witches] Ibblek's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: *grin* [witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: lol
tell jasminwort I almost said wipes her beaver with the badger but thought that was too nasty You tell JasminWort D'justice: I almost said wipes her beaver with the badger but thought that was too nasty
[witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: wotcher tell jasminwort but I couldve talked about the time the two got in a fight You tell JasminWort D'justice: but I couldve talked about the time the two got in a fight > [witches] Quece's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: i'd pay money to see that :) tell jasminwort and who won You tell JasminWort D'justice: and who won > Granny Weatherwax raises one eyebrow: Don't be so contramacious, JasminWort! The tabby cat purrs contentedly. [witches] DLsss's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: that sounds wonderful tell jasminwort and who stank like a rotten fish for a week You tell JasminWort D'justice: and who stank like a rotten fish for a week say shut up granny or I'll feed the badger yarrow and make it go insane and bite your canoodle You say: shut up granny or I'll feed the badger yarrow and make it go insane and bite your canoodle > JasminWort D'justice tells you: Heh..
shout One time the badger got into a fight with granny's beaver!! You yell: One time the badger got into a fight with granny's beaver!! > shout Guess who won?? You shout asking: Guess who won?? > laugh You laugh. witches One time the badger got into a fight with granny's beaver! Guess who won? The tabby cat purrs contentedly. You whisper into the small stick. > You giggle insanely.[witches] Dishrag's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: *mortified* witches nope the badger is still alive, it just smells real bad You whisper into the small stick. > [witches] harri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: this seems to have sexual overtones [witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: errrrrrrrrr The tabby cat looks around with curiosity. witches kinda like old rotten squid left out in the sun for a week You whisper into the small stick. > KABOOM! One of the bulging pods in the herb garden explodes. [witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying:ummmm [witches] Djenni's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: Are you ptrying pto be gross? [witches] Sentauri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I guess there always has to be a black sheep though :) [witches] Dishrag's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: anyone have a few spare watermelons? witches Baaa You whisper into the small stick.
> shout Lag is a rotten badger!!!!! You yell: Lag is a rotten badger!!!!! > You giggle insanely. burp You burp. fart You fart. > laugh You laugh. > JasminWort D'justice looks around. say if you think that smells bad, you should get a whiff of that badger out in the privy You say: if you think that smells bad, you should get a whiff of that badger out in the privy
shout The badger in the privy has rabies too!!!!! You shout: The badger in the privy has rabies too!!!!! shout Granny's beaver got bit by a rabid badger!! That's why she's so mean! You yell: Granny's beaver got bit by a rabid badger!! That's why she's so mean! shout Granny's beaver never got it's shots either! That means Granny's got a rabid beaver! You yell: Granny's beaver never got it's shots either! That means Granny's got a rabid beaver! > Saving... shout Ever seen a rabid beaver before? They foam at the mouth!!!!! You yell: Ever seen a rabid beaver before? They foam at the mouth!!!!!
tell atalanta now we know what granny's problem is roight luv? You ask Atalanta de Plainswalker: now we know what granny's problem is roight luv? Atalanta de Plainswalker asks you: hmm? tell atalanta next time she stares down her nose at me I'm gonna tell her to go play with her rabid beaver You tell Atalanta de Plainswalker: next time she stares down her nose at me I'm gonna tell her to go play with her rabid beaver

HEH August 1999
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shout ANYONE WANT TO LARD WRESTLE? You shout asking: ANYONE WANT TO LARD WRESTLE? > [witches] Aalizjiane's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: wotchers all ..... The tabby cat looks around with curiosity. smile dawn You smile at Dawn. witches where can we get the lard? You whisper into the small stick. > The tabby cat meows. [witches] Quece's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: it's all in your mind, dearie :) witches Let's render some fat wizards!! Chugabolt!! You whisper into the small stick. > To the southeast, Wossack shouts asking: anyone nearby that can portal me to am? > To the southeast, Wossack shouts asking: anyone nearby that can portal me to am? Squelch. shout Wossack, you wanna enter my portal!! You giggle insanely.
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You tell Igraine: I just entered jasminworts circle! lol > JasminWort does something and the yarrow crumbles. Squelch. Igraine tells you: Run! Run! :P
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You lick Frahnk. > Frahnk puts 10 Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence in a pocket in the large backpack. Frahnk peers at you. Frahnk smiles. Frahnk says: Yep, yer a cat alright.
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(newbie) Finn: can you talk to npc's? As in a duck, a cat a mouse and a rabbit? newbie pet'em finn show em some love!!! lick em for me... You newbie-tell: pet'em finn show em some love!!! lick em for me... Remember: this command is for obtaining assistance; it is not a chat channel. Finn tells you exclaiming: i will!
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Psi licks you. Psi tells you: mmm... Honey
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[witches] Igraine's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I'm beginning to wonder where all this stuff is coming from... I just yanked a fishing pole out of a pothole? *boggle* witches WHO'S POTHOLE/?? You whisper into the small stick.
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WHAT??? August 1999
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> witches say meow? You whisper into the small stick. [witches] Dawn's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: say what, dearie? witches say wizards are fat and nasty and geezers You whisper into the small stick. > [witches] Snow's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: say? You giggle insanely. The tabby cat purrs like a cute kitten. witches say precious, cooooo You whisper into the small stick. The tabby cat purrs contentedly. Squelch. [witches] Snow's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: is this...subliminal...mind control...or something? The tabby cat bounces around happily. [witches] Igraine's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: We have minds? *grin* [witches] harri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: ohh i love fresh bread from the bakery.. spread with butter and vegemite :) witches say you are getting very sleepy....you giggle insanely You whisper into the small stick. JasminWort tells you: You don't need the say.. when you are talking on the witches channel. You tell JasminWort: I AM SUCH A DORK * points to hair* Dawn tells you: you're saying say before everyting you chat.
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Pewsey arrives from outside the back door of the cottage. Pewsey exclaims: NOW sweetie NOW! wiggle pewsey You wiggle your bottom at Pewsey. Pewsey exclaims: Want sweetie NOW! lick pewsey You lick Pewsey. look pewsey Pewsey Ogg is Nanny Ogg's four year old grandchild. Wearing just a vest he is a veritable sticky-fingered ball of energy, and has the knack of being in more than one place at once, causing goodness-knows-how-much-mischief. Endowed in true tradition, like all small children, with a permanently runny nose, he ought to be provided with a handkerchief or, failing that, a cork.
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Valdin asks you: do u like honey better than sweatie? You tell Valdin: obviously
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tell delan my cabbage likes a good licking too To the northeast, Old Tom, the tongueless and magical octiron bell of Unseen University, tolls nine sonorous silences. You tell Delan: my cabbage likes a good licking too > hug cabbage You hug the cabbage. > The cabbage nestles up to you affectionately. [witches] harri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: *waves granny's fluffy pink nighty at aragorn* Delan tells you: Hmm... Cabbage. is that what you call it? ;) laugh delan
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Typical Honeycat : August 1999
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You yell: I lick everybody!! lawks and licks for everyone!!LAG, COME AND GET SOME BABY!
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You yell: Witches have more fun baby!
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> You giggle insanely.
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You point at your to hair.
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The tabby cat meows. You meow at the tabby cat.
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The rain continues to fall. Squelch. witches anyone want to lard wrestle? You whisper into the small stick. > Dawn smiles at you. The tabby cat meows. [witches] harri's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: slippery [witches] Dawn's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: sounds fun, deary. shout ANYONE WANT TO LARD WRESTLE? You shout asking: ANYONE WANT TO LARD WRESTLE?
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> [witches] Aalizjiane's wispy voice comes from the small stick, saying: I *love* killing the lag! witches I love to lick the Lag! You whisper into the small stick.
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You shout asking: I'm a firecracker! Wanna see me go off?
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witches Who me? *bats eyelashes innocently, points at chest with raised eyebrows *
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Squelch. You yell: I'm wet again!!!!!!!
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(newbie) Cazandra: how do i use my godmother??!!!! You newbie-tell: forget the godmother scream for help whine to everyone you see--that's what worked for me (newbie) Cazandra: thanx
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You yell: HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!!! HERE PRECIOUS!