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idle hands
so the movie wasn't that unbelievable. the poor boy was not possessed, he simply had a bizarre neurological syndrome.
(link from ilovebenbrown)
saltwater
is just lovely.
my mom rocks
the wedding cam.
graham coxon pictures
that about says it all. this picture is badly linked, and is really, very cute. so i just thought i would give you a nice little link to it.
the secret stars.
sorry to everyone who got that gap mail sent from "Maryanne Bailey". it seams my sister thought it would be a good idea to forward it to most of the people in my address book.
shaun
wonderful photos here. i am using the robot one (that i will link when i can find it) on my desktop at the moment.
the boy who pierced his labia
i could only hope to be as forgiving.
this little girl was run over by her pre-school van while on the way back from a trip and no one in the van noticed until they had goton back that she was missing. i don't think anyone will ever know how this happened. there were only 8 kids to keep track of. how they could not do a head count before they pulled away is beyond me. i feel very sorry for the family of dharshini. i have met her parents before and they seamed like very nice people. at the time it happened i was upset and mad that anyone could have been stupid enough to let this happen. i hope the people who were looking after these kids were doing their best and i hope they don't have to live with horrible guilt over this forever.
i'm back. i had fun. blah blah blah, i know you don't care so on with the links:
if my life was a movie...
it would suck, sort of like this quiz. i got american pie: "Life's a party! Well for you it is, anyway. You're all about the stuff teenagers have been doing since the dawn of time -- cruising for cuties, hangin' with your crew, looking for action, and just plain partying."
when did my life become a party? i don't cruise for cuties or hang with my crew or party. i sit at home doing nothing.
all fixed. we are taking off tomorrow so this is the last you will hear from me for a week or so. i won't be able to check my e-mail but if for some reason you want to send me some use cry-if-i-want-to@myparty.co.uk please. i can check voice mail at 1-800-222-6000 mailbox# 61-323-7005 so you'd be better off calling.
yes, i've noticed that the image at the top is not working. gurlpages will not let me show an image i have on their server, bastards. it's going to take me a while to get the picture and put it up somewhere else (as gurlpages shows my image folder to be empty) but it will be fixed before i leave on vacation. sorry.
so you wanna fake being an indie rock expert?
this is the answer.
{link from yuppie slayer}
uh?
would you have sex with someone you had seen wearing this? or, even better, could you stop laughing long enough to get your clothes off?
sure it's one messed up game
but what shocks me is that the figures in the ad move like real figures. vampirella's stupid pose and the way that frankenstein is not really holding girl victim is perfect.
crafty
i want to put rhinestones on my guitar now.
now this is neat.
someone on the elliott smith list pointed me here. if you have a connection less than 56k then you are going to have problems with it though.
this is fairly interesting
i clicked on a link in the signature of someone at a.m.m. i normally don't do this because i've come to realize that lots of interesting people have deadly boring sites (i was going to mention myself as an example but then i remembered that i'm not interesting) but this time i was lucky.
i've seen it all
the thom york/ bjork song is up to download.
Curt Wild. I want to meet Curt Wild.
sloanlog
oh my, a sloan weblog. take note of the next concert date... tomorrow. here in ottawa. oh, the freshfest people made it so that sloan will be finishing when the flashing lights are playing their set on another stage. i'm going to have to run just to catch the end.
oh no. i seam to have destroyed the design. i was going to archive the page before changing it but then frogot. i will play with this later tonight. i swear it won't stay this bad. sorry.
info on the new radiohead album
oh i can't wait. i felt something akin to stage fright when i read this... and it's not like it is shocking, amazing news. i do wish they would put out an album of b-sides and such, it's not like they don't have enough good stuff.
ouch
kat's song
is very nice.
go listen to it a few times (the pausing seamed odd to me first time i heard it.)
why did cat maul teen?
cat's can be evil little things and i have had my arms ripped to shreds by one before so i feel for this girl... however i fell off my chair laughing at this. the cat jumping picture is just too much. i'm sure one shouldn't laugh at things such as "embedded it's fangs in her head" but it is just so funny.
unexplained sounds
i was looking for more information about the hell recording but i keep finding the same story from the ammenusastia (dose anyone know if that is even a real newspaper?) really, you would think something like the sounds of hell would have been told to the press by at least one other person who was there. anyway, i found this site which is very small but interesting. i've heard this 'taos hum' thing that they mention but i thought it was just due to the fact that my ears are messed up and i happen to be hyper sensitive to sound (like that annoying high pitched squeal that almost every electronic thing makes. grrr.) anyway i would say the sound was like an air conditioner (no, it was not indeed an air conditioner... i'm not that stupid.) at sara's cottage i get it constantly and it gives me a headache.
sounds from hell
(link to sound file) hell doesn't sound half as bad as i thought it would. lots of men yelling or talking loudly and one woman screaming half heartedly over and over again... sort of like she was looped.
more evil music
"To get a clear documented picture of just how serious and real this "sexual awakening" among the "tweens" is, according to a study published in the Pediatrics journal, most girls show signs of puberty [sexual maturity] at age 10, but get this – according to Pediatrics, at the turn of the 20th century the age was 15!"
and somehow the backstreet boys are responsible... not steroids in their food or anything more sensible like that.
walter matthau died
more sad news. oddly i was watching dennis the menace with the kids downstairs when i heard this.
fatal crush at roskilde
8 people were killed after being crushed against the barriers. it dosen't seam to be due to bad planning like some other festival deaths, just the normal danger you get with a crowd that large.
see, stephy!
i'm not the most freaks and geeks obsessed person out there. i like the atari logo rip off. i was always more law and order/queer as folk obsessed anyway.
boycrazy
it's lex's fault i spent almost 20 minutes here. this guy is my match. oh lucky day. i wonder if they are really making money off these cards because i know lots of better looking, more interesting boys out there who would be willing to make stupid cards about themselves. if only i had goton to this idea first.
more hello kitty junk to add to the list
a hairdryer and a hands free headset phone. both from play for today
get rid of the napster ban.
if you were banned from napster this will get you back on.
teaching, preaching and nagging.
it's the doctor laura game! i've been trying to stay off dr.laura bashing (it does seam popular these days) but this just makes it too easy. if it were not on her site i may have taken this as a joke.
the 'burbs trivia game
frighteningly i got 11 out of 15.
corey feldman being a stupid teenager.
1) i did a better job pulling off that 'wise beyond my years' crap.
2) so, what do you think the wee in "Wee, of course, there are a few important considerations." was suppose to be? we, well, oui? maybe it was an expression of joy over important considerations?
3) it's funny how his work now compaired to his work when he was 18 helps to prove the point better than anything said in this "interview".
Thou hast forsaken me, saith the LORD, thou art gone BACKWARD
this interests me because 2 years ago when i was in math class and very, very bored i started writing backwards. i wrote all my letters and pretty much anything i didn't have to turn in this way. then in english class one day i was writing out my journal entry, backwards as always, when the teacher stopped to take a look. i didn't have enough time to cover my work so she saw that i had done about 3 pages all backwards... she gave me the most horrible look. i also use to run around backwards and talk to myself in gibberish when i was little. so, either i'm crazy or possesed by the devil. i took this from a site about the evils of christian rock.
"Having counseled teenagers in satanism, I know one of the first signs of satanic influence is writing backwards!" oh no.
take a look at amy grant perverting the minds of good christians. oh, the first album i ever bought was an amy grant album (other than a minipops one i got for .25 at the salvation army... heh, of all places... given the subject of this entry.)
attack of the moving broken images!
yes, i am easily amused. i was looking for a list of the ingredients in kabaya strawberry candy. this is what i found.
yum.
he had a cap gun.
i take back the over-reaction bit. a boy had a cap gun and thats what the teacher saw. they don't know if he was trying to freak people out or just playing with it yet. in the citizen paper they mentioned the kids on the 3rd floor were hanging out the windows and one girl was playing with a hand pupet on the edge of the window. they were the last ones to be taken out. i'm sure everyone is going to be freaked out by our school getting a bad name. we just shook off a bad reputation.
this is what happened at my school today.
everyone i've talked to said either 1) it was really neat, or 2) the police scared the shit out of them. they stormed into a few class rooms (knocking over stuff that had been placed against the doors) with guns pointed at the kids. pretty much everyone thought it was a huge over-reaction.
"Asian migrants' quest for new life ends with 58 dead in Britain"
and that is all they are going to tell you.
you know what i hate? i hate when a certain company that i use for a certain service suddenly, and without notice, stops providing that service. hmmpf. while i'm on this train of thought, does anyone know what is up with altern? first off, all the stuff i added in the last update vanished after a few days only to be replaced by an old version of the site... then the whole altern site vanishes. i give up.
never use the nickname contortionist on icq because you will get about 10 messages like this : "Looking for a lady with an extremely flexible body, and tremendous physical endurance. Huge rewards await the one that gives me what I want!" every day... and this is one of the better ones.
the happy noodle boy quote generator
i sat there pressing the button for about 15 minutes until i found "YOU IS MY ELF HO!!!" the best happy noodle boy quote ever. i just had to make sure it was there.
peta is protesting against the show survivor
i could see this comming a mile away. people kill rats in their houses every single day just because they don't like them but a few people on a tv show kill and then eat them and it's a reason to freak out. if this is an "archaic and barbaric promotion of animal cruelty," then wouldn't nearly every other show be as well? people on tv eat cows all the time. i personaly think that having peta give them other ways to find food would be cheating. i am much more upset that glue traps can still be sold to catch rats and mice. now that is an archaic and barbaric promotion of animal cruelty. they didn't kill the rats just for fun and i'm sure they were not jumping for joy over eating rats. lets face it, if they had been at home they would have eaten just as many animals the only difference is that they would have been able to get them allready cut up from the store.
tangmonkey dance
oh look, another annoying page of little .gif pictures dancing. it's the audio that i like. i can just see these guys singing their little tang song into the computer microphone.
be sure to check out the pulp section as well.
sinking
i found that sinking was down for a bit so i stopped visiting. i just noticed that it is back up (i know it's probably been up for ages, no need to tell me.)
want to know something slightly freaky? i have been reading both sinking and kevin's site for ages and i never realised who they were talking about (kevin on his site and natasha on elliottsmith@onelist.com) when they mentioned each other until kevin made mention of sinking... for some reason writing that makes me feel stalkerish.
does anyone know of a fast loading dictionary program? nothing but a dictionary. wordperfect takes too long to load up and i hate trying to find a real dictionary when i am writing a journal entry (we have 3 but they are never in the bookcase.) it just kills the mood and i forget what i was going to say. if i wait until after i have finished writing i forget to spellcheck and i end up with a journal full of mistakes.
weatherpattern
i found a link to teri's site from raoul's guestbook (i swear everyone who i admire likes his site) and i realised 2 things. 1) i never sent the recipe i was going to send her and 2) i want to start working on my zine again. it's been a long time since i made any attempt to make an issue. a long, long time. all the things i write just end up online or lost in piles of paper in my room.
anyway, check out teri's site and get an issue of melt the snow if you want to read some pretty words.
um?
i don't get it.
anode
it took me a while to look throught all of this. suburban element is my favourite bit.
ok, you can stop acting like i'm the devil for calling that poor woman stupid. after thinking about it, she probably didn't have much money if she was stealing from value village of all places. i'm sure she freaked out and wasn't thinking clearly. that said, i still stand by my view that she's a moron.
crazy people everywhere
and then this person who is just a moron.
basically your client is fucked.
i know the lawyer is trying to do his best but:
'...investigators look into his connection with the five bodies, which were found in the last week in barrels on his farm and in a storage locker he rented. "I resent the fact that people are now claiming that Mr. Robinson, either directly or indirectly, is a serial killer," public defender Byron Cerrillo said Thursday.'
is a bit much. i mean, say you have dead bodies in your storage locker, if people find them they are probably going to make you their first suspect. oh, and how can someone indirectly be a serial killer?
the straight dope
i love this site. i am a useless information junkie. anyway, just so you know there will be no new links for a week (it's june 1st) because i am off the computer for a media project. no computer. no tv.
submissive women speak out
i really can not for the life of me understand why someone would want to be a slave but this site is very interesting... once you get past the bad self starting background music.
blackchance studios
i must point out the pictures of sara and stephy with a y. i will never use 'ie'. never! um, yeah, too much crack. i know. if you knew stephy you would know that set of clothes. i find that funny. oh, and sara's hair is really almost that long.
belle and sebastian
just reminding you that the new album is out soon.
ant horror
an 87 year old woman was killed by fire ants. i was bitten by the horrible little things when i sat on an ant hill. they hurt, i'm not sure how she wouldn't have noticed. this is a way i do not want to die.
ex-dead kennedys win suit against biafra
this whole thing just makes me sad. obviously i don't know whos at fault, if anyone is at all. it's just sad that it would turn into this. should have known someone would get money hungry at some point.
i still have a hard time believing that levi's wanted to use holiday in cambodia in an ad. that is just too out of this world.
e. coli kills three
there has been a break out of e coli in the tap water in walkerton, ontario. this sort of thing frightens me.
the ball
kevin, an old friend, use to have an aluminum foil ball in his house. his parents made it from cigarette packaging foil. it was much more heavy than you would think it looked to be. i thought it was the coolest thing ever. my mom, however, thought it was disgusting.
lightning fuses two outdoor lovers together, then a wandernig bear eats the girl
obviously i spoke too soon.
man hammers nails into penis, pours coca-cola on it, and rats eat it.
now how is that for a title? anyway, out of all the strange urban ledgends i have heard this one wins for being the least believable.
infatuated.org
kevin got a domain! everyone go look at his site... even if you've allready seen it. go.
candyland pillowcase
good thing i have no money or i would have bid on this already. i only have one pair of sheets out of all my bedding that wasn't aimed at kids. i like my care bear pillowcase and starwars sheets/blanket (old star wars of course, the blankets for phantom menace suck.)
freak out
see, NOW everyone realises what a good show freaks and geeks was. do you realise that it is on at the same time as dawsonscreek here? that means i would be watching a good quality show and enjoying it instead of watching dawsons and wanting to find the writers and have a go at them with a hatchet. oh yes, dawsons people, if you ever let liz and holly write another episode i am never watching the show again.
friends without faces
ok, i read this long before it was put to music and i thought it was sad (and not really in the way it was intended to be) but this... this... you must listen to this yourself. the spoken bit near the end gets to me the most. (link from misterpants)
pong
i can play this for an alarming amount of time. everyone should love pong.
'Love Bug' Virus Said Accidental
oh yeah. sure it was. this is why stupid people shouldn't try to pull this stuff off.
b4-4
this is the worst boy band. ever. they are frightening and keep changing colour in their music video.
hessian love
ok, a fake personal ad by some metal loving girl gets some answers. i feel bad for laughing at this but it is funny. "I WORK FOR THE LOS ANGELES CITY FIRE
DEPARTMENT SO I HAVE TO BE VERY STRONG AND WET A LOT. MY FRIENDS BACK HOME
SAY I RESEMBLE RONNIE JAMES DIO, BUT NOT AS SHORT. THAT WOULD BE GAY." now that is intelligence.
nudeasthenews
thanks to kickbrite for linking this place. nude as the news is a cat power song so i had to love this site. they have an interview with ween! yay! everyone i know hates ween with a passion. my mother calls "push the little daisies" the most annoying song she has ever heard. um, thats all.
the book the virgin suicides.
there, am i not helpful?
once again someone who reviewed the book got mad that amazon "compared" the book to another which it had not. i'm not sure what part of "Customers who bought this book also bought:" they do not understand but i see a lot of people making that mistake.
the virgin suicides
everyone, go read the book before you see the movie. personaly i think there should be a link to buy the book somewhere on the front page of this site. oh well. i'm going to see it but i am not a big fan of kristin dunset so i'll probably hate it. then again i was sure i would hate high fidelity and i liked that just fine.
buddyhead
in case you haven't seen already thom is on the front page. nice.
swansongs.net
i don't like it when people link domains, but i really like swansongs and i've read through almost everything there. twi's writing is amazing so you should at least check out her site if you are not up to looking through everything.
ehow
it is a how to search. this is great fun and it actualy helped me on a few occasions. i learned how to trim goat hooves. so if i ever need that bit of information...
oh yeah, if you type something dirty it will give you a message that says: "Whoa! That's an interesting topic. However, it's an area we're not currently addressing at this site." don't even ask why i know that.
i love you virus
my mother does archives pictures online for a newspaper so she has heard a lot about this virus. a lot of places have lost a huge amount of their collections. eep. so, why do people still use microsoft outlook? it seams to be the only mail server that is used as the only way to send viruses. that and it is a horrible server anyway. it sends mail in html as default. grr.
"enhancing" your ATM experience with advertising
80 percent of the bank's customers favored the idea? what is wrong with people? i don't mind the news idea so much as long as it doesn't take up much time but still it's a little overboard.
hello kitty roru tishu
for the people who can't spend a lot on the cover we have the paper. from misterpants.
"adorable keane"
there are so many things about this picture that freak me out but it's mostly the bread and placement of it.
hello kitty toilet paper holder
i swear hello kitty should have it's own section here. take a look. it's cute and ugly at the same time.
all tomorrows parties
links to archived shows including , along with others, arab strap, sonic youth and mogwai.
bob's quick guide to the apostrophe, you idiots.
thank you bob the angry flower.
crop failure likely to follow drought in ethiopia
ok, someone sent me some stuff about that elian kid and i must say i am sick to death of hearing about him. they can send starving kids from ethiopia home, where they can die, and yet they have a big fight about one kid from cuba. it's cuba. the kid is not going to starve or go into a country that is in a war. why did they not send him to his father as soon as they found him? he is 6 years old. they put cameras on him and gave him fucking cell phones. what is wrong with people? how does he know what political system he likes better? if everyone had made it over fine there is a good chance they would have just put them all on a boat back to cuba. i wish they had just taken him earlier. send him home. get it over with. stop putting it on cnn when i am trying to watch real news. stop sending me things about how his relatives don't like castro. i really don't give a shit. thank you. [end rant]
interview with a search engine
i haven't laughed this hard in a long time. the answers you get on ask jeeves have always cracked me up. i remember once when my mom was searching for something or other and came up with about 7 hairy arm fetish sites. then she tried searching for something compleatly different and the hairy arm picture sites came up again.
alarm over giant salmon
there is a fear that genetically modified salmon could get into the wild, breed with normal salmond and compleatly mess up their normal life cycle meaning they will die off.
fight club script
a very nice read. i like to see what they changed in scripts. the american beauty script has huge flaws. reading it made me like the director and editor a whole lot more. the start and ending are different. i can't help but wonder if alan ball actualy has an editor. if he does he needs to fire him and get a better one. err... i sort of strayed from fight club, didn't i?
ben & jerry's sells out
unilever, a multinational foodmaker,bought ben & jerry's for $326 million. wow. unilever have a story about it up on their page as well.
quasi webcast
its been saved and you can now listen to it. the first quasi song i ever heard i hated greatly. i would like to thank chris for making me give them a second listen.
hello kitty vibrator
go look for yourself. i found the link here.
sex goddess test
" brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is the Goddess ATHENA.
You're a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you're someone who doesn't shy away from a challenge. In fact, it's probably the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead, and make sure that nothing's over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity, and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!"
yes, you can all laugh now.
in case you didn't hear...
although i'm pretty sure you have, microsoft corp. is in violation of antitrust laws. right now all that will *really* happen is that the microsoft stock will go down. appeals and such take a hell of a lot of time.
kill your ex
oh, this is fun for about 3 seconds.
superimposed digital figures suck
or cover up the people who do...
its showing the difference between the original shots from eyes wide shut and the ones with superimposed digital figures. personaly i think it would have been better if they had shortened the scenes with the "digital figures" because a very long shot of some guy's back just looks wrong. if you have a problem with pictures of people having sex don't look, obviously.
neil gaiman's murder mysteries
you can listen to neil reading it. when i was little i had a tape of hitchcock reading horror stories. this reminds me of it but with some annoying realplayer gaps. oh well, i am still enjoying listening to it, gaps and all.
internet addiction quiz
score: 40
You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.
there is a tie for sadest question:
3. How often do you prefer the excitement of the Internet to intimacy with your partner?
and
10. How often do you block out disturbing thoughts about your life with soothing thoughts of the Internet?
freaks and geeks
haha, it makes me laugh that the show has a large internet fan base. then i remember i am part of that internet fan base and i laugh a little less.
shit
2 guys tried to attack sean with a hatchet at the mcdonalds near my school. frightening. i would also like to know what stupid person would name their child michael if their last name was hunt. who hasn't heard the mike hunt, trick the substitute teacher joke?
pop torture
the university of toronto is using the backstreet boys as torture to end an 8 day sit~in in the president's office. the moral of this story, boys and girls, is to be smart enough to bring ear plugs if you ever attempt this.
do you like to go barefoot?
i do. now i can go to a website about it. can't you feel my joy?
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