Pitas.com!

Not much pita eating going on here!

pitas!
hotbot!
ebay!
lindsay!
andrew is not embarrassed of me!
mail me!

my sister!
Apparently my sister has a webpage now. Go sign her guestbook. God, she's going to kill me, I bet this will embarrass the crap out of her. Oh well.. its not like anyone sees this anyways.

ryan!
Ryan lives in Massachusetts and goes to a school that one of my friends goes to. I bet he'll meet him and become friends with him. Maybe. I bet he won't meet me and become friends with me. Its ok though. If you like this, you should probably check out Velour. Es. nice. I almost just threw up.. it came up and i spat it out but I think I'm drinking just too much coke lately my body is rejecting it. Poor stomach. I'm sure it is rotting my teeth and giving me ulcers.

morrissey!
Har.


bif naked!
I don't know much about her. She has bangs. I like girls with bangs and she has arm tattoos and there's not much better than that. No, not for this Lindsay.

darkland music!
I bet NOBODY will go to this webpage unless you really really need a like, X Marks the Pedwalk import single for 30 dollars. I don't think anybody knows who X Marks the Pedwalk is. Truthfully. They do have lots of crap for ok prices, but the s&h is really a killer.

astronet tarot!
For when I feel like pretending to be a psychic in dumb aol chats.

Fuck eBay!
I was at ebay the other day.. you know, poking around, I type in whatever i typed in.. most likely Billy Idol and BAM! I get this! Everytime I tried to reload this would come on so I closed the screen and when I went back to ebay later the problem was solved but doi was it silly.

pokey!
I love this lil guy so much! I think Andrew linked this before but it was only because he got the link from me like ALL of the links on that old weblog of his! YOU BEST BELIEVE!! He (not Andrew, Pokey) reminds me of my cute widdle puppy doggie named Luckie who is a cute lil shnoodle (a shnauzer and a poodle!) and goes "prk! prk! prk!" because he sooooo cuuuuuuuuute god i have to go hug him right now. mrf!

switchblade symphony homepage!
LOOKIE HOW CUTIE THIS BAND ISIE! They gave me bottles of water and a bowl of fruit and salsa and chips once at their show and it was the nicest thing any band has ever done because you know how when yr at a club and its just so hot and you're completely crushed by people behind you and beside you and you see the band with their plethora of water and other drinks and you're like "aaagh" but you can't leave your spot or someone else will get it while you get water so you try to stick it out hoping that the band would be nice enough to huck some bottled spring water your way but NOOOO well when Switchblade Symphony hits the stage say YESSSSSSSS! because they are so niiiiiiiiice.

pagoo!
Ok. Call 1-800-Pagoo-44 then type in my mailbox 5086978602 (not my phone number, I swear it) and leave me a message. I'd like to hear it and perhaps I'll showcase some of them here if anyone says or does anything worthy (er.. crappy) enough. CALL! Call! Do it!

mask!
I think they thought it was a lot funnier than it actually is, but the paper one is my favorite.

loser!
Wow! Listen to this silly bitch!

andy!
He is very kind to me even though he doesn't have to be. You should check his site out (he's your emo/artistic/all around cute wet dream) and congratulate him on his acceptance to Cooper Union. I saw a movie recently that had a girl who was dead set on going to Cooper Union, but didn't get accepted. I think it was called "Whatever" and my little sister rented it. Props to the little sister who also recently shaved her head! Also: Props to Andy for liking Rushmore!

boy!
He knows.

virginity!
Okay.. I know the whole fake ebay auction thing has run its course but FUNNY OH MY GOD. Just lookit him. What a doll.

my new favorite band!
WOW!!!!!! is all I have to say. Check it all out for yourself and you'll no doubt be as amazed as I was!

goth hair of the week!
I'm sure everyone's sick of my stupid goth crap. But this is seriously what I look at all the time. Its always good to know how to look like this freakin wacko!!

her name is TRIXIE!!
Ugh. I can't decide what I like more: the fact that she likes metal (though it could be like, black metal or death metal because I've never even heard of any bands with the names of bands she likes.. not that I know any certain type of metal music real well or anything.. yeah.. right, sure), that one of the things that makes her "turn away" is when Lesbians hit on her, or that she's way under the age of 18 and takes pictures like this and this. I think I'd shoot her if I knew her.

katie!
This girl looks so much like me at the age of 14 as she did at 14 its scary. I mean, I think I have the same dress she has on. Mad eerie, yo. I just like going here even though nothing has changed recently because she moved to england and whatnot. Yay for her! and her gothy self YOU GO GIRL YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY,ETC!

natalie!
Okay, first off, this girl is up to a lot of shit and so is her friend Joey. Not to be negative, but a whole domain just for a homepage? I dunno, but she's okay. She's into the whole Death In June thing and doesn't seem pretentious like some (ahem)DIJ fans I know. And she wears extensions. So mad props to that, yo. I know that a lot of people online like to attack her, but I've got no vendetta so YOU GO GIRL YOU LIGHT MY FIRE YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY BABY, ETC!

alyx!
I go way back with her, too. I actually would like to hang out with her. bla bla bla. Go to her site and see how pretty she is!

xa!
I've known her for a long time, actually. And she listens to really good music and has blonde hair! What a fun girl. Every time I come back to her website something new is going on and its usually neat. She's come a long way BABY YEAH LONG WAY YEAH ETC!

janine! or j-9! whatever!
I love these sort of websites. I will quite literally link all the cute gothy type girl websites I look at on a regular basis here tonight I think. Janine and I actually have friends in common but I don't think she knows it or who I am. But hey! She's getting hits, right? And she seems nice enough.

extensions!
I will have pink and black ones tommorow, you can bet your bottom dollar that tommorow, i'll have extensions.

actionmen!
A little piece of Taunton history for y'all. Represent.

clown midgets, apparently!
This is so dumb. I know this kid that follows me into chatrooms sometimes when I rarely and randomly go into one. Like this one time I went into gothic poetry to see what a hack job they were doing to my native tongue, English, and he comes in and busts into a rap. Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoy this kid following me around and being ultimately dumber than I could ever be thanks to his lyrical stylings. I kid you not: here is an example of my lackluster poetic attempt and his genius. (He is obviously Sl1md0gg- guhhhh!)

my new stereo!
I'm going to order this right now! I'm not kidding! As my backup I will get the z-r555, but I doubt you want to see it or anything. If you do, its in the 98 collection under midi. Its nice, but its not digital. BOOOO!!!!

.. and on the 8th day God created Frank Black
he certainly did... he certainly did.
p.s. I'm going to see him tonight. I'm not as excited as I should be for such an honor.

deathrock mania!
I am deathrock, after all. I don't think there's one band on here that I don't like, if not LOVE! LOVE BABY! LOVE LOVE LOVE! If only everything in life was deathrock. Well, in your lives.. because obviously my life is completely deathrock. I'm just fine with that, but it just makes me terribly misunderstood. If only you guys out there could get some deathrock into you maybe I wouldn't cry myself to sleep at night... or would I?

my imagine radio station!
This sometimes makes my computer crash but ho well, just try it. Most of the music is really good and it doesn't sound too bad once it gets rolling. Lots of 80's! Because I'm a big 80's gaybo!

red meat!
This is so funny! I shit you not, I love this comic so much. I never used to like comics really. To be honest, I still don't. They are mainly these colorful, dumbly drawn, big boobed messes and are not funny, exciting or have a good plot. Maybe my attention span doesn't allow me to appreciate comic books? In any case, comic strips, like red meat are right up my alley and are just the thing for you all out there who don't give two ho-ho's about any of that crap and just want the funny. SHOW ME THE FUNNY HONEY BUNNY!!