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velvet goldmine!
cheap valium!
You can get percocet cheap, too! I'm not a real big pill popper but if you are then this is the site for you.
ritchie murder!
Hey! Mr. Murder is my new boyfriend!
britney is hated!
I would hate to be the most hated star in America.
hair! but not really!
I want plastic tubing for hair! Life is so unkind.
suck my wang! it is small yet yummy!
I*m 13 years old, blue eyes, & blond hair. And if you call me a stupid blond you are so dead!
blossom!
Fucking christ. I idolized Blossom and Clarissa from 'Clarissa Explains it All'. Six was annoying and always accessorized to an embarrassing degree. I also cannot spell!
crazy grandpa!
Holy smokes. I think that I have already linked this somewhere but its at a different address now. Instead of poking back into my archives to edit I'm just putting a fresh, new link in here. Basically this is a girl making fun of her grandfather who lives with her. I can really relate to the nutty, pervy, gross old folks seeing as how I slung hash at a nursing home for the better part of a year and a half. Proceed with the partying.
fatties!
My brother and I smoked pot a week ago and looked at this site and we got SO into it and wanted to get a picture of my fat aunt with a party hat on at my cousin's birthday party this weekend and send it in. I take back the last entry about the Small Wonder obsessed girl being a larger loser than me. Clearly, I am a loser of the massivious loserious variety.
hanson penis!
You can see Taylor's "excitement" through his clothes. I dunno. I don't see anything.
hello, loser!
This girl made an ENTIRE website devoted to the girl who was in Small Wonder. She tries to make it look like she was her childhood friend but she really only met her long enough to get 5 pictures with her and an autograph at some auto show or balloon show or something. God. I thought I was a giant loser. No way. THIS girl takes the loser cake!
pay lars from metallica!
Uhm. Lars should be paying me to listen to his band's crap.
lemur? lemur!
Once armed, they will seek out and kill the Anti-lemur: Fred Durst.
AMEN!
pin-up girls!
I like to think that our grandmothers could be the girls depicted here. Don't we all want to see half naked young grandmothers? I know I do.
straight from the bell shaped horse tooth's mouth!
Thank god for Corrie Collin giving us the inside scoop on the McDavitt scandal.
mary chen!
Mary Chen's got it goin' on. I especially like this diary entry of hers. I dunno, I look at her site a lot and she seems very smart and funny. Hi Mary Chen!
i can't believe it took this long for mr mcdavitt to get caught!
This guy was a pricky hall monitor/ history teacher/ coach from my old high school. The girls LOVED him and I guess he's been up to this stuff for a real long time (humping underage girls and buying beer for student parties). I'm surprised its taken this long for the ass to get caught.
photo booth index archive!
I hardcore wanted to do a website like this, but someone has already beaten me to it. Check out this page. It is reminiscent of the found photo library that I can't find the link to right now. Take my fucking word for it, okay, asshole?
i will take jeff k's virginity!
I know NOTHING about gaming (contrary to my statement made in my asassinate *NSYNC entry) but I still think this is funny. His comics are silly and bitmappy. He has a really good "ask Jeff K" section and some kickin' interviews. It makes me want to be an 3l33t hax0r.
nice girl!
I didn't get to look around a lot here, but she has some neat old postcards, pictures of corsets, patterns and lyrics to songs from the 1920s. She super cute, too, with nice hair!
tashiki!
Q: What's periwinkle and salmon and chompy?
A: Tashiki!
parade kid!
Light in the pants much? Check out a comic here. "and my foot can cause your ass to enter another dimension" har har har!
tonie's personal website!
Check out his links and sign his guestbook and read all about the strangest boy I've ever met in my entire life. He never leaves his house, he doesn't go to school or work, he has cute doggies and kitties, he has girl problems a lot, he likes Marilyn Manson, he is an amazing graphic designer and page designer, he had bangs for a while, he has famous people sign his yearbook, and he's very attractive. I don't understand why I live over 3000 miles from a boy like this. I just don't get it.
make your own movie!
The possibilities for this fucker are endless. I incorporate lots of testicle, Lance, and racial epithets in my movies. Not that I'm racist. No siree bob. I'm half black. I bet nobody knew that, huh? NIGGA PLEASE!
kill *nsync!
This game is really difficult, even for a seasoned gaming veteran like myself. I always get to Lance and then I die. Watch out for Joey in the windows! I think I may have linked this celebrity assassin thing already but chances are you're all too lazy to go back and look through my old Pitas to find it. So here I am, curbing the crap coming your way and giving you what you want: NON CRAP!
i hate paul reiser society!
Who could NOT love this loveable jew comic? I think that nobody probably hates him, they probably just are pretending to to be "k3wl".
awful lance fiction!
This is probably the weirdest NSYNC short fan fiction I've ever read. You should read it, though. Who wants to miss out on gems like, 'Amy didn’t say a word - just wheeled him towards Abercrombie & Fitch. “Don’t move...I’ll be right back.”' Wheelchairs=giggles.
cat herders!
My cat would not be herded, he would sit there and lick his oozing scabs and tailless ass. I love my Butchie kitty kitty.
flying cow!
My mom sent me this link and my mom is usually known for her particularly boring links but I took a chance on this one and I've been playing it all night. Stating that I am pathetic is obscenely obvious so I won't.
pussy diary!
"The other day I was fortunate enough to be following her around school (from a safe distance of course) and I saw a pencil fall out of her Trapper Keeper.
Let me tell you I busted ass down that hall faster than a drumbeat at a hardcore show to pick it for her."
Hello Tarot!
Will somebody please drop $15 on this for me? It is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my whole life! I love Sanrio. I want Sanrio tattoos!
the whole world needs to grow the fuck up!
Ok. I have to take umbridge with like, nine things this guy says. State of the art? Also: He's got like, 100 of them. I can only imagine where he obtained 100 of this product. Also: 5 different sounds? WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE UP TO THAT YOU MAKE 5 SOUNDS WHILST DOING YOUR GASSY BUSINESS? Also: What the frigg do you need adhesive tape for? Also: a "FART" module? Also: Caution you may die laughing. OH its like shooting fish in a barrel as they say. I can't believe I live in this fucking world.
fuck da rules!
You said it, friend of mine Ed Curran!
hair!
These girls make rockin' hair. I think one of them is Lady Bee. A DJ. With big hair. I want matching pony falls in black with pink streaks. Super cute. I will never wear them because I never leave the house.
my master recipe!
I went to culinary arts school for four years and this is my masterpiece!
turkish guy!
Thank you again, Ed Curran.
jeremy!
My friend Jeremy's website. I like it, okay? Is that okay with you? I have everyone on block. Shoot me.
step a!
My friend Doug's band. They are eviler than evil itself. I like that.
kill celebs!
I haven't updated my Pitas page in quite some time, but I fully intend to from now on. I'm going to add as much crap as I can to this today. Not that anyone ever sees this much anyways.
my so-called life!
Wow, the people who have this site are sad. Almost as sad as me obsessively rushing home from CCD on Thursday nights in 8th grade so I could watch the damn show. I loved it so much and I don't care what anyone says. I would sit while the priest would go on and on about how gays are bad and about god and memorizing the 10 commandments and alls I could think about was getting home to watch Angela go to a rave or get a fake id from Jordan. I taped all of the episodes off of mtv when they re-ran them. I wish they'd do that again.
bubble wrap!
Satisfying!
a gothy swede!
I thought it was a girl until two seconds ago... or is it a a girl? In any case, I like its robot drawings and the first picture on the friends page. I wanna be that girl. Or just do her.
80s radio!
This isn't the best station, but its all I can find for now. Its not as synth as I'd like it to be, but what can you do? SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD THATS WHAT.
stephanie's diary!
This is my good friend Stephanie. We've gotten real tight lately (no pun intended) and I couldn't be happier. I think I might be dead if it wasn't for the kind words her and Tasha have bestowed to my mangled life. If she doesn't want her diary public (she is not online, so I cannot ask her) I will gladly take it down, I just think its rad rad rad. If you like her diary, you should check out her projects at this spot. I may have already linked her before but who cares? She deserves to be linked 9000 times over.
the guilloteens!
Go here now. I have been instructed to put this link to this page here as the link I have on my archive page is no longer functional. And because I love the little guys.
games!
I play utopia. Pretty fucking gay, huh? Its in the vein of warcraft, as if thats any excuse. psht.
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