Packed Tighter for a Slower Burn
It's been
Days Since Sex Spiritual Guide:
1 - 5 days: Romantic Glow
6 - 60 days: Dull Ache
61 - 120 days: Depressed and Sad
121 - 300 days: Frightened and Angry
301 - 425 days: Forget About Sex
426 - 635 days: Remember Sex and Get Desperate
666 - 820 days: Flirt with Pretty Chicks
821 - 925 days: Flirt with Ugly Chicks
926 - 1,000 days: Prepare for Self-Castration
1,001 - 1,150 days: Divorce Wife
1,151 - 1,450 days: Date Blind Women
1,451 - 1,725 days: Date Crippled Chicks
1,726 - 1,950 days: Post Online Singles Ads
>1,951 days: Point of No Return
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