Wednesday, May 28, 2003
09:01 p.m.
Happy Birthday Lissa! and yesserday was my moms bday
Hey ppl. Tomorrows layout might b canceled because i might not b online and its not even ready yet...
Well this week has been very Heke and woot.
Friday:
Jezis house fer the Youth Bible study.
Sat: Lissa Build a bear party. Sarah also slept over. I got a new outfit for my bear.
Sun:Happy bday jerry! Mico and Sarah slept over. We saw matrix reloaded... it was Really long. Kat sarah and benj were der also.
Monday: Memorial Day... i didnt have to dance because the parade was canceled cause it was raining. we went to eat lunch at felissas then we went to the mall. I got "Skies of Arcadia Legends" woot! yesh... and ive got another game review fer yaz!
Skies of Arcadia Legends
Sega. Graphics: 6/10.. they are... really werd... typical Sega Graphics.. not really the best.
Sound: Nice sound. 8/10... the characters dont move alot wen they talk tho...they dont even talk at all... its captions... i dont like that.
Effects: woot with the attacking and the cutlass things and stuff... the super attacks are really cool.
Thats basically it. I hope i get to the layout tomorrow!!! Gtg Bai!

Thursday, May 22, 2003
08:55 p.m.
heyoo, wuts crackin!?!?!
we went to see romeo and juliet today... i really hated it.
this place was like this toy castle only bigger. it really smelled inside and the theater was small.
the actors werent that bad actually..

tonight was the concert...
the lights kept flickering..
Sara: wuts wit the festival lights???
Mrs. Fong: *twitches*
it was...uhhh... cool. the violin is really woot. i'm takin lessons in the summer and i my parents said that i can b in band next yr. I still dont know wut to play!!!! gimme ideas!!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2003
06:12 p.m.
la de da.. Field trip tomorrow... romeo 'nd juliet..woot.
today.. normal day..
Spanish: "I WIN!!"..."wut the... u shood have said woOt!"

Hoy...
after skool..
Me: "C'MON LINDA!!!! HUSSLE!!!!" *linda runs up the stairs while i stroll behind her*
Linda: "What the...u told me to run faster and ur still back there!"
orchestra rehersal today.. i shared a stand w/ jerry.. he plays way to softly..
and theres a concert tomorrow O__o
if you wanna come... it starts at 7:30 at my skool. if u need directions.. juss ask meEh.

one more thing... i finally got an acrostic fer "chink"
(half credits to abby)
C-Crazy
H-Horrible
I-Idiotic
N-Nerd
K-Kwanii (Arabic) One who acts like or truelly is a homosexual

if your a chink and ur name is NOT Jonathan Chen... then this does not apply to you.

ONE MORE WEEK TILL DER NEW LAYOUT!!!! WOOT!
ou and i got an invite to mari's birfday par-tay. (chek it out..Lil Mz Prfct and phyl_stylez)
I cant go tho.. *sobs*
ok enuf... bai!

Tuesday, May 20, 2003
04:38 p.m.
ok ppl. if i taqqed up ur site, i'm available to make new layouts for you. juss tell me wuh u wann 'nd like der theme err something.
ok well, today was a good day.. over all i just cant wait until the weekend and its almost my birffday!!! juss a week and one day until this layout is gone!!! i'll be archiving it tho... wook at all der entries !!! i wanna keep em.
i'm goin to write a long entry today... i'm pretty much done with my hw i juss gotta study for math and music..
well anyway, in music today we watched the powerpoint presentations. we have a quiz tomorrow... just for me to practice (and if anyone wants the answers) heres a Paragraph for 7 points about the romantic period. Creditz apreciated ^_^
~~The Romantic period was from 1825 to 1900. During this period, composers were allowed to let their emotions get out of hand. There was more feeling in the music. The symphonic orchestra became larger and woodwind instruments, such as the trumpet and flute became more complex. They now have more keys. Many composers did not pay that much attention to form. The conductor of the orchestra became more important.
ok well, ss>> *i come back from lessons in the middle of class* Mr. Rachbuch: Why are you back?
me: mrs. fong didnt need me because i am THAT GOOD.

Science: conforti doesnt know what volcanoes are, yet she teaches about them. ou... and jons presentation was boring.
5th per.---> High skool jazz band. we werent supposed to be there so......... you guessed it wondering the building.
stopped my the lunchroom to annoy my friends.. plz help me think of an acrostic for "chink"!!!
i hate mr rube.

Spanish: quiz.. woot.
math: stupid.. woot.
nothing. woot.

Friday, May 16, 2003
09:33 p.m.
The culture thing at hillside was werd. we danced... yea. mrs cohen was there ><. wut woot.
CHRISTINES SPILLED WATER THEN COKE!!! HER BIRD SNEAZED ON HER THEN POOPED ON HER WOOT! SHHH!! I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR *inside joke lmao*
i went shoe shoppin because my stupid shoes had holes in them. so i ran the mile today in my horrible, old shoes.
we couldnt fine any nice running shoes, so we're gonna look in willowbrook tommorw. i did get some platforms tho.

Thursday, May 15, 2003
04:19 p.m.
Today wasnt as bad as i thought it would b. it was warm outside and it eventually got cooler.
S.S. Sub. woot.
Erlah: Test woot.
Science: project woot! computers yay!
i didnt have orchestra either. so i went to advisory wif rika and no evan woot!
Gym: Startin tennis! woot!
Music: Piano!!! *ahem* keyboard!!! woot!
Spanish: nothing much! woot!
Math: Shue left early! Woot! spent the rest of the period at dr cliffords! woot! got involved in their conversation. uhhh... Woot!

After skool: Activity thing for my project.. conforti has it Woot!
Werld culture thing: Masks! socializing... ok... when Nisi and Conforti both say that Jonathan is cute, i have to laugh... alot.
After that was ehhh...
Jons house was one wierdass experience. as i was walking... i called up tita flo because i was tired of hearing radhika complain about missing the bus because she was scared.
RADHIKA WAS SCARED.... I'M GONNA RIP HER TO PIECES!!!! jamie was sorta skurd also... she didnt come up to the door.. but RAHDHIKA WAS WATCHING US FOUR HOUSES AWAY!!!!
Eliza rings the doorbell.. His sister answers.. mann she looks like wilson's sister... alot like her.. then jon comes running with this really scary smile... actually... its always scary.. and i dont know why eliza thinks this is funny... but he went "y are you at my house?!?!?! *throws pinecones at eliza woot!*" I'm still yappin at my cellphone he slams the door closed. i go to choke radhika because her busses werent even there yet. Then i scream at her while shes on the bus... i call limor... she sounds really grown up on my cellphone.. and one more thing... katherine still goes "ahem" to her mom.

Tuesday, May 13, 2003
07:59 p.m.
nothing much really happened... i just thought that this was really funny:
Critchley: George... please say something nice.
George: uhh... alex is smart?
i just started to laugh..its funny if you know those two..
ou and after skool, i went to josh's dance at his school... he was soo cute dancing "Batman" and "tough enough" woot...

Friday, May 9, 2003
06:32 p.m.
Happy birffday radhika! GO RADHIKA KADHIKA SCHNEIDER CHEN SPIRO HOCHBURG SHAH!!! ISH YO BIRFDAY, WE GONNNA PARRTAY CAUSE ISH YO BIRFDAY! UR A HIPPO AND I'M A PIGGY, THE HIPPO IS SMALLER THAN THE PIGGY, AND THE PIGGY IS SHORT AND CUTE!
LMAO!!!!
Today was an ok day.. even tho i was really tired, i didnt even look like i usually do because i was soo sleepy.
This morning i went in early w/ teresa so that we can put our regalos fer radhika en sus locker.we met jamie there. she gave rika kandie, teresa gave her this really nice bracelet and i gave her a birthday build-a-bear named "shahdhika" and this really funny card that *cr voice* I made myself and of course she liked MY regalo becawse I chose it and I made it. *lol*
*christine voice* alowt of funny things happened today. *regular voice* starting out with my "search for teresa" with radhika. ou and in ila, lets all make fun of matt today.
things that dont exsist: Matt's brain
movies that should never come out: the life of matt scher
Heres the story of a mentally challenged person: hi, my name is matt..
one thing that really scares me: evan the jolly green giant's imatation of conforti's laugh.
advisory.. Evan Chen and Jonathan Schneider XDD!
ou and after that was the funny incedent at justins locker *knocks thrice, locker opens*
Music: *justin dances waltz w/ cohen* hey rishi.. do you like radhika???
Spanish Class:
AHH!!! THE QUIZ ISNT IN ENGLISH!!!! THE QUIZ IS IN SPANISH!!!! SO IS THE TEXT BOOK!!!!
Math: look at that fan... its like spazzing yo..

Wednesday, May 7, 2003
05:10 p.m.
ok, werd day... algebra test! NONE OF THE C'S!!! CRITCHLEY AND CONFORTI!!!!!
Orchestra: you have 2 weeks to ass off ur ongs.

me and radhika made a perfect homeroom out of a wierd convo O__o its has to be bisexual (10 of each gender)

teresa eliza jamie grace clarice abby christine janeen me and radhika
Matt evan jon james jimmy ross emeka eddie rishi and robert
werd...

Monday, May 5, 2003
07:56 p.m.
well, wut a woot day.
actually yesserday was a woot day.
and the day b4 that, was a woot day
Saturday.. shoppin fer a skirt, new shirts, and some rings. i buy the best gift fer radhika....
sunday.. i went to melissa's (abbys sister) first holy communion thingy ehh..
es muy. que colore ud?
well, we didnt dance. the food was ehh..but the coffee was good. ish werd.. abbys sis likes to hang out wif me O__o she es muy cute and so was her dress. well, abbys err.. family and family friends were there. that spoiled kid that abby talks about was there and uhh elisabeth they had gba gbasp and thats basically all we did. i cought kyogre! woot! i AM the master gamer! haha.. not. i'm good but not the best.
then tita lourdes took me to church.. more food.. was forced to eat.. they were in the middle of the service for brother louise.. the one who died
then food! and i helped heyley pick flowers fer her mom.. shes soo cute. then that funni barf thing with kat..lol

my favorite yo momma joke (from tracys xanga): yo mommas so ugly that she makes onions cry
and a song:
go go go shawtay, ish yo birfday, we gonna party like ish yo birfday, youre a hippo, and i'm a piggy, and the hippo is bigger than the piggy, and the piggy is short and cute.
^^ bai

Saturday, May 3, 2003
09:42 a.m.
"Bring Me To Life"

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

now that I know what I’m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

(Bring me to life)
I’ve been living a lie, there’s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)


blah... i have my new layout and its going up on my birfday!
ou wut a long time until my birfday... awww well..
Yesserday was fun. xmen2 was sold out so we decided to go bowling.. i suc. i got better tho...which brings me baq to third grade and that pee wee bowling champions... ou!! my team got first place!

well, wut woot. i'm gonna go nyo

Friday, May 2, 2003
06:04 p.m.
Happi Birffday Terese! U know wuts werd... my mom was driving back from piano lessons today... and she asked me "do you ever see Maressa crisito in skool?" then i'm all "wut??? how do you know her??" then she goes, "well, you guys used to be friends. Remember when you went to flordeliso together?? With Janice?? and you also went to her birthday party!"
me- O__o
Wow... she has been in my class since the beginning of the year. we never really talked... and ive never noticed that she was the same maressa as b4... if you wanna see her... go to the picture of evans class in yesterdays entry... shes the tall one next to the girl with the peace sign shirt.

Thursday, May 1, 2003
08:56 p.m.
I'M BAQQ!!! RIKER IS ONE WERDASS EXPERENCE...
the dance was kool... and i hate the gay abercrombie boys! gay as in homesexual lol
IVANNA... KINDERGARTEN... BOTTOM RIGHT!!! LOOKK!!!

Thursday, May 1, 2003
04:17 p.m.
HAPPY BIRFDAY KASSIDY poopy d... my doggie
Happy Birfday JAMIE!!!!!! Last day of testing... woOt!
Ive got evans first grade yearbook! wanna see????? ok.
the pics are alittle blurry... i didnt feel like puttin high quality..

EVANS CLASS WOOT!
its hard to see but hes the loser sitting in the bottom row.. hes the third one. *going left to right* HE HAD HAIR
Critchley saw the yrbook too.. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU EVAN!!!!!


ahahaha... right in the middle of the middle row...
Joanne!!!! ahaha! and next to her is Jon! *the shorter one* XDXDXD!!! hes soo cute!!!
i wood have posted the other ones.. *the ones wif Ivana Jenny jason and robert* but i didnt wanna waste boomspeed space..
AIYAA... DANCE AT RIKER TODAY.... wut crap.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003
09:00 p.m.
. . .
messed up day.
well.
ok.. stanfords... crap.
they cant even make accurate rulers... losers.
then classes... crap.
8th and 9th... field day... crap.
tennis... wut fun..
reading... wut crap..
i had interesting conversations w/ people that i never talk to..

Mann... evans such a loser.
when he has a 3rd sence out of a total 5, i freak out.
his third sence is "knowing jon" O__o... <(spooky..)
wut a loser.
i told evan that i wouldnt post up the convo about those two... if you wanna hear about it... i dont care.

ou and just one more thing.

ehh actually forget it.

Monday, April 28, 2003
09:27 p.m.
wellz, practice wuz kool today.. we're performing on thursday.. i got my outfit its really werd.. lissa and josh came over and so did christine so they could watch.
top 5 fuzziest heads fer girls--
1. Tracy
2. Keisha
3. Celeste
4. Rachel
5. Abby or someone..

MiShY CaKeZ..
ddr bUnNi1one7: bob made some mishy cake
ddr bUnNi1one7: want some
MaSuNGiT aKo 7: no thank you

ddr bUnNi1one7: mishy cakes are good with sandwiches
shadowfang05: i know

ddr bUnNi1one7: i made mishy cake wood you like some?
Trunksryoko587: yea
ddr bUnNi1one7: ok
Trunksryoko587: then will u eat me?
ddr bUnNi1one7: sure.


yes. you are all probably wondering wut this mishy cake is.
well, its a special kind of cake that bob makes.
Heres the recipe:
Pound cake
milk
Bread pudding
choco-spray pudding (or just chocolate)
melted marshmallos (optional)

Take the Pound cake and dip it slighty in milk and take it out carefully (dont soak it too much or it will break off then you take it out) put it in a bowl and put a small amount of milk in the bowl. then put the melted marshmallos on top. then a small amount of bread pudding and the chocolate pudding.. and there is ur mishy cake.

its really good. even tho it sounds disgusting.

Monday, April 28, 2003
03:51 p.m.
lalala this is abby posting fer jessica. uh...im at her house right now and we have practice.

Jessica- ok... lemme fix something from that last entry..

top 5 fuzziest heads
1. Matt ^^;;
2. Eddie
3. Jon ><;;;
4. Larry
5. Josh
WOOOOOOT!

Friday, April 25, 2003
06:23 p.m.
Things that freak me out, piss me off and or just give me that uy my goodness feeling..
1. Conforti
2. Trevor's stupid remarks..
3. critchley
4. the whole "the world blowing up" thing
5. people always being "tired"
6. christians that hate their lives
7. being called "roxie, susan, or cheesecake bread O__o

Funny stuff that i wouldnt expect from ppl
1.Aznpinoy014: i got s freakin bagel thrown at my head today
ddr bUnNi1one7: yay!

2. Mrs. fong knowing the pocket monster "krabby" was spelled with a 'k' actually.. her knowing krabby out of the 350 known pocket monsters..

Top 5 guys that i love to annoy..
1. Matt ^^;;;
2. Jon ><;;;
3. Evan
4. Kuya Benjay O__o
5. either james, jimmy, or jr.
Girls--
1. Radhika
2. Eliza
3. Katherine
4. Marianne
5. all my other friends


uhhh.... yea. yes... i am the most annoying person in the world *does matt's hand gesture* now go away.

wut a wierdass day..
ok fine. i took the book.. yo, it got jon soo pissed off that he got a new lock... all i can say is hahahaha...
ok.. ila.. the world is going to end. thats all that ever happenes in that class.. its funny tho.. starting with jordans wierdass poster and then all of the journal entries.. lemme just tell you that i'm gald that the mad person died *trevor.. uy*
in his story, the earthquake killed everyone in the world.
and the poor unfortunate boy is now making a part 2 to his story..
A PART 2 AND EVERYBODY IS DEAD!!!! -__-...( I will eat all of trevors stories one day...)

Thursday, April 24, 2003
06:16 p.m.
HAPPI BIRFDAY MICHELLE! Well, wut a fun day. really.
ok well, i have time to make a nice entry so.. yea.
ok so i take christines bracelet in the morning, people snach it and it breaks. ou great. well, then the morning classes..
then orchestra, sub.. mitnick, so i just roam the halls like i always do. Then i realize that i misplaced christines bracelet. I go into critchleys room to see if my bracelet is there. the whole class feels sorry for me and blah. then i walk out of the room and it was in my pocket........pishaw..
ok so them i roam the halls with Linda and Kristin..
then we go back to orchestra and its almost time to leave..
blah blah blah.. the rest of the day blah blah blah.. then spanish..
ok, grace tells me how she hates her life and how she is soo unloved. then nisi forgets her when she askes everyone from the class to say a sentence about some freqy family.. O__o

math.. shue.. oh how i hate.. everybody does.
his lecture about pencils.. wut joy.

After skool.. best part..
mr shues lecture really pissed me off.. so i went to the world language thing..
funniness.. spending more time complaining and talking with my friends and nisi... was very... funni. i told nisi bout grace.. and she laughed and shes sorry. we were jokin about how everybody likes radhika which made her embarrassed..then other crap...
when it was over.. me and katherine roamed around the skool O__o. then we went outside and i decided to annoy matt.. again.
then the end... bai.

Monday, April 21, 2003
04:42 p.m.
Happy Easter from yesterday... sheraton hotel.. singin and stuff.. then church, the usual
Happy birthday one in one! April 19 Congrats eliza her mom had a baby on saturday night, it still has no name, up to today, and its a girl.
Bai bai Jordan good luck in texas!

Saturday, April 19, 2003
10:56 p.m.
well, lissa and josh are over.. theyre falling asleep righ now.. omg, i spent like the whole day wif them..
first i go to uncle bongs while everybody else is at choir practice.. we play outside then go to burger king..
then back to my house...the whole choir was there O__o
it was very unexpected..
then felissa and josh stay here while ub and auntie mai are at a party... *yawn*... i'm tired.. bai

Friday, April 18, 2003
02:30 p.m.

Thursday, April 17, 2003
07:49 p.m.
Skool:
err.. well wut fun.
music.. best class man... me and eliza were passin notes.. it was soo funny.. startin with the dj button and the peter cotton tail commercial.. u know the one for toys r us? OMG i LOOVE that commercial!! SO MANY SINGING BUNNIES IN THIS CUTE VOICE!!! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY BUT I LOOVE IT!!!
well...
songs of der week:
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way


1,2,3,4, 007
All the rest can go away

Oohh-oohh-oohh-oohh-oooh

So little time, so many men
Yet it never seems enough
So many people passing by me
And so few are made out of the right stuff

There seems to be a shortage of heroes
There ain't enough "ones," and too many "zeroes"

1,2,3,4,007
All the good guys go to heaven
5,6,7,8 - Hey, hey!
All the rest can go away

1,2,3,4,007
All the good guys go to heaven
5,6,7,8 - Hey, hey!
All the rest can go away
Oohh-oohh-oohh-oohh-oooh

Oohh-oohh-oohh-oohh-oooh


Ish passover... no hw... and tomorrow is good friday.. no skool woot!

Well, i was bored.. survey..ish a short one.. so thats good.

~Name: Tena
~Dob: 05.29.90
~Best Friends: Tracy, Mik, Kat, PPl..
~School: HMS
~Do you like your School?: No.
DO YOU PREFER...
~Whole Milk or Skim: Lactose Intolerance..
~Sunrise or sunset: Sunset.. i never wake up that early to see the sumrise..
~Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ^^
~Night or day: both i guess
~Light or Dark: Light O__o
YOU...
~Do you play any instruments?: Violin Piano and Cello
~What is your favorite class?: Orchestra...
~Do you like anime?: uhh yea.
~What is your favorite sport?: Volleyball, basketball..
~Favorite color: Red!!!!
~Favorite Flavor: Depends on wut i'm eating.. but over all, strawberry..
~Lucky Number: 1,12,13
~Favorite song: I dont have one..
~Favorite tv show: television is evil.
~Favorite Video Game: DDR 4th Mix!!!


err.. well, the end.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003
08:59 p.m.
err.. well, interesting day.. O__o
ila... uhhh *stares blankly at eddies seizure*
errr...all i can say today is.. yo aprendo el ingles papas fritas.

well, practice was kinda kool today, it was a ivannas house..
if u poke me one more time, then ill hurt marianne!!! guess whos back, back again, tv.. singing all of the gay commercials.. nehhhh... *pokes abby*

Monday, April 14, 2003
08:38 p.m.
Saturday.. choir practice at my house.. which means kat comes over.. which means.. NGC!!!! and many screaming kids.

sunday..
Joseph spent 19 hours on his new ruby game that he got 2 days ago.. 19 hours.. wow.
i decided to help him because i used to play the old crappy versions (and the new one isnt much better than they are.. just a few new fetures)
i got the 8th badge for him by fighting the leader and moving some bolders..

today.. baq to gym..badminton.. how.. mezmorizing. just watching it go back and forth.
err.. well i did pretty good on my math test.. i went to music.. the teacher, mrs. cohen who is 80% deaf is soo... UGH
dance.. so tiring.. practice was a celestes.. tomorrow ish at my house.. the costumes.. PEACH! and now i hate riker hill..

Sunday, April 13, 2003
08:20 p.m.
r.i.p
04.01.03
~Erlich
~Cheung
04.13.03
~Hernandez

guess wut..
i was survey happy today, then the comp froze and the surveys didnt save..
nehh.. sux.

Thursday, April 10, 2003
09:29 p.m.
well, today was an.. interesting day..
i hate science, especially today.. i just hate our class. they wanna make everything so HARD..
well it is also my last day eatin 5th period *sob sob* no more starburzt for you and nomore christine to annoy :(
the BEST part of the day was after skool, stupid math test, made me stay and miss the bus..
so i just went to the world language thing.. >desprate<
i tag along wif rika and eliza and ppl. not alot of ppl go, but thats a good thing.
twas soo funni.. Nisi is like the best teacher..
"i like spearmint"
eliza-"i just dont feel comfortable talking to teachers about this thing"

hilarious.

now all the world language teachers know who eliza likes *gag*
well, thats it fer now.. i have a health project to finish

Wednesday, April 9, 2003
06:11 p.m.
HAPPI BDAY MONA

Tuesday, April 8, 2003
09:19 p.m.
ok, this is funny, well just to me i had to post it..
ddr bUnNi1one7: MATT
ddr bUnNi1one7: GUESS WHO
Matmadman: Jessica.
ddr bUnNi1one7: no
Matmadman: hilary
ddr bUnNi1one7: no
ddr bUnNi1one7: its jessica
Matmadman: amanda
Matmadman: heather
ddr bUnNi1one7: ITS JESSICA
ddr bUnNi1one7: MATT
ddr bUnNi1one7: !!!
ddr bUnNi1one7: maddAlena
Matmadman: jessica who
Matmadman: bernstien?
ddr bUnNi1one7: well, she doesnt call you maddAlena does she?
Matmadman: who is this jess!!!!!!!!!!!
ddr bUnNi1one7: its jess
this is the funny part..
ddr bUnNi1one7: guess... i'm the one that annoys you alot
Matmadman *figures out who it is*: omg go away

woot

i. haf. to. do. my. math. hw.
...

......

.....

...

*screams* ou krud!

Tuesday, April 8, 2003
03:51 p.m.
bored.. i might make a new layout.
well, yesserday there was an emergency closing because of the snow.
snow in april.. how odd.
well, abby came over as usual and we played cliffhangers.
we also learned that a computer can hear what you say, so dont say nething.
boredd..
my stoopid finger hurts because evan, the loser slammed my locker on my fingers..
i donn wanna do my hw.. i'll pay someone if they'll do it fer me.
ehh.. i wass bored during con. sci. i finished my stoopid organizer.. ish not like i'm gonna use it.. so i just decided to leave and walk around the halls..
lalalala NOBODYS ONN!!!!

Saturday, April 5, 2003
10:09 p.m.

well, kat kame over today, and brought moka along..
ish soo kool she has mysic heros and Nightfire wich i never saw b4..
over all, the graphics are really good and both ratings are T because of violence..
Then we ate.. pizza and GARLIC SALT!
ok well wen we were playing super smash..
we decided to play the all wonderfull gay captain falcon in giant melee..
and heres a little song that kat made up (in the tune of spongebob)
who lives in f-zero and fights in big blue...
CAP TAIN FAL CON
he's got a gay kick and wears women's shoe...
CAP TAIN FAL CON
his punches, his falcon, yeah he's got the nerve...
CAP TAIN FAL CON
his nautical nonsense makes him quite a perv
CAP TAIN FAL CON
(ready)
CAP TAIN FAL CON
CAP TAIN FAL CON...
CAP TAIN... FAL CON!!!
XP.. I'm sorry if ya'll didnt get that... ish madd funni
then.. ah yes some television..
lets pinch ourselves so that we can wake up! *ouch ouch ouch ouch*
well, i'm tired and i'm gonna go sleep so i'll stop pinching myself.. bai bai

Saturday, April 5, 2003
11:58 a.m.
HAPPY BELATED TO TERESA KU!!!! APRIL 4th GIVE HER PROPZ : BABU4490 HAPPY BDAY TITO JIMMY (kats dad) AND HAPPY BIRFDAY TO.....

TITA FLORENCE

Tuesday, April 1, 2003
07:00 p.m.
april fools krud...*tweaked*
well, i was always getting fooled.. but in the wrong way:
radhika: ur shoes untied
Me: *looks at radhikas shoe*
heh.. i thought she said that her shoe is untied
another one:
Christine: someone called u an owl!
me: wut..
Chris: u were called an owl!
me: who was called an owl!!?!?!?!?!
well, i believed the owl thing but i thought it was someone else..
sad, yes.
well, lemme just give you a normal, about my day entry,

[edit]

err.. wenn in early for math extra help
Ila. . .uhh, we made insults
then in science, conforti gave us a packet for bibliographys..
so i thought 'woot. i bet we're gonna do this the WHOLE period'
and guess wut..

we did.

then.. the rest of the day..
health now. . .blah
Mr. rube asks us his 'question of the day' :
"drop the first letter of your name and put another one in its place"
now hes calling me sessica
haha.. bimor
i got eliza to cry laughing because i said 'wut'
*tear* twas soo lonely in spanish. . .
i'm gonna eat now so bai.

Monday, March 31, 2003
05:22 p.m.
A little sonnet that i had to write for ila. . .everyone likes it.

The Little Moth

The forest god is a little old man,
A tiny moth put a small bomb in his chair,
When the Forest god sat, the little moth ran,
And the moth giggled and laughed without a care.

The Forest god locked the moth away,
With an angry look on his face,
The moth was to stay there forever and a day,
Then the Forest God walked back to his royal place.

The Forest God cursed him,
The moth's wings fell like rain,
His brightness grew dim,
And it caused the moth pain.

The moth knew that what he did was not right,
Then he laid down and died that night.

Monday, March 31, 2003
11:31 a.m.
Baq in skool. . .again. Advisory. . .radfreakas here. woot.

Sunday, March 30, 2003
11:34 a.m.
Ehhh. . .skool tomorrow. . .i didnt even start doing my hw. . .i am NOT up to it.
ah yes, my dear uncle is in der war. he used to be in der navy and now hes baq, and hes really old. well, not that old.
~lalala i have to continue writing my sonnet!
ive actually made a few. . .
My science sonnet, my josh sonnet, i might make a bobkatrina sonnet, and i even made an eagleland sonnet :P
err. . .and i have to finish my math extra credit. . .i really need it dammit > <.

Friday, March 28, 2003
8:54 p.m.

1. What is your name? Jessica

2. Backstreet boys or Nsync? uhh. . .

3. Pepsi or coke? pepsi!

4. What color pants do you have on right now? red. wut a werd question

5. What song are you listening to right now? Get Busy- Sean Paul :P

6. Eating anything? kowalaz march kookiez mmMMmmmm..

7. What is right next to you? nuttin..

8. What is your computer desk made out of? Fake wood :P

9. What are the last four digits of your phone number? wut the?!?!?! 1344. . .

10. What was the last thing you ate? b4 the kowalaz? uhh. . .a Meat bun i think.

11. Do you like snow, sun, or rain? sun

12. Have you ever smoked pot? nope

13.what did you do last night? I forgot.

14. Last person you talked to on the phone? Helsa.. i think

15. What's the best thing that you find in the opposite sex? personality?!?!?!i dunno.

16. How are you today? im good, thank you for askin :P

17. How do you eat an oreo? pull the oreo into two, eat one cookie, then the other wif the frosting. . .

18. What makes you happy? friends and god

19. Hair color? drk brn

20. Birthdate? 5-29-90

21. Eye color? brown

22. Height? 5'2"

23. Do you wear contacts? no

24. Do you have any siblings? err.. no.

25. What school do you attend? HMS (hell middle skool)

26. Who do you consider your closest friends? I hab alot of friends. . .closest? i hab alot too :P

27. What do you like to do? hang out and other stuff. . .aim, i dunno. Play Chess :P

28. What's the best advice given to you? i dunno

29. What do you want to be when you grow up? umm i dunno.. either

30. What's your favorite food? nething azn i guess.. or mexican :P

31. What are your future goals? to get into a good college

32. What's your favorite movie? donn have a favorite

33. What's your favorite song? I don really have a favorite song. . .something j-pop

34. What's the favorite day of the year? Christmas!

35. What's your favorite month? i donn have one. . .may or june.. i dunno.

36. What's your favorite perfume/cologne? i donn wear perfume O___o

37. Do you like to dance? umm.. yeah...ddr, but i suck at it tho

38. Are you too shy to ask someone out? uhh i never thought about that.. yeah i guess

39. What's your favorite name brand? Abercrombie American Eagle err. . .Nautica

40. Have you ever been in love? hmm yes wit God and still am forever

41. What's your most stupidest moment? uhhh. . .duh?

42. What is your first son's name going to be? uhh.. Akito, Claydon, Trevor, or Jason :P

43. What is your daughter's name going to be? Hikari, Kirei, or sana..

44. Do you like scary or happy movies better? Scary then Happy..

45. Day or night? day and night

46. Summer or winter? summer then winter. . .then summer again

47. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? no, i donn wann one.. err.. yet
48. Hugs or kisses? hugs..

49. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? only ONE thing!?!?!?!

50. Do you consider cheerleading a sport? NO WAY

51. What do you think of this survey? a good way to waste my time haha

52. Your location? here.

53. Shoe size? if ish a shoe, then ish 7 if ish a sneaker, then ish 8

54. Do you care about the way you look? i dont care about myself :P

56. Do you have big ears? no.

57. Do you like to give advice? Depends on the situation.. but uhh i guess i like to give advice.. then see them fail -___-

58. Are you a goody-two-shoes? no *coughstephaniecough*

59. Are you a lover or a fighter? I am a fighting lover.. lol

60. Are you a daydreamer? yea...

Friday, March 28, 2003
07:17 p.m.
Ah, well, more shopping today. . .my dad had to return a shirt at Abercrombie for a bigger size. We spent awhile there because there was a big sale. Dad, of course, did his friendly lecture about 'smart shopping' and that you should wait for sales especially at places like abercrombie where the prices can be over-da-roof.
well, i just went around and bought 2 shirts and my dad bought 3.

then i decided to buy something for sarah because i missed her b-day on march 5th i think.
well i bought her this planner thingy and a pen with a HUGE fuzzy thing on top. . .i know that she'll like it.
well, thats about it.. ~lalala bai!

Thursday, March 27, 2003
11:28 a.m.
Errr, the vacation is almost over. . .and i'm bored. . .no, i'm really bored. i'm not gonna be doin NETHING today, tomorrow, or during the weekend!!!!!!!! blah blah blah. . .
ok. . .kogepan.


Kogepan and the Kireis at the Beach!
Kokutopan!!!!!
And this is my Koku!

GASP! i have to continue writing my book: 'How to be a Delicious Bread' -__- at least i have something to do now. . .

Wednesday, March 26, 2003
02:27 p.m.

Monday, March 24, 2003
08:57 p.m.
well, i did some madd shoppin at Willowbrook today :P
I got this really kool shirt form American Eagle and another shirt from Abercrombie. ou and pants frm periscope.
Lissa was wif us so i promised to take her to Paws and Claws to buy things for her teddy bear. (paws and claws is another version of Build-a-bear)Well, i bought her 2 tiaras fer her bears, one is gold and one is silver. Then i saw this really kool ninja outfit with a dragon on it and i decided to but it fer my bear :P

lalala. . .then we went to Shoprite.
ok, then i helped my mom make chinese fer dinner. Chicken stir fry ..mmmmMMmmmmm..

bored and talkin to tracy gtg, bai

Monday, March 24, 2003
08:57 p.m.
well, i did some madd shoppin at Willowbrook today :P
I got this really kool shirt form American Eagle and another shirt from Abercrombie. ou and pants frm periscope.
Lissa was wif us so i promised to take her to Paws and Claws to buy things for her teddy bear. (paws and claws is another version of Build-a-bear)Well, i bought her 2 tiaras fer her bears, one is gold and one is silver. Then i saw this really kool ninja outfit with a dragon on it and i decided to but it fer my bear :P

lalala. . .then we went to Shoprite.
ok, then i helped my mom make chinese fer dinner. Chicken stir fry ..mmmmMMmmmmm..

bored and talkin to tracy gtg, bai

Monday, March 24, 2003
08:57 p.m.
well, i did some madd shoppin at Willowbrook today :P
I got this really kool shirt form American Eagle and another shirt from Abercrombie. ou and pants frm periscope.
Lissa was wif us so i promised to take her to Paws and Claws to buy things for her teddy bear. (paws and claws is another version of Build-a-bear)Well, i bought her 2 tiaras fer her bears, one is gold and one is silver. Then i saw this really kool ninja outfit with a dragon on it and i decided to but it fer my bear :P

lalala. . .then we went to Shoprite.
ok, then i helped my mom make chinese fer dinner. Chicken stir fry ..mmmmMMmmmmm..

bored and talkin to tracy gtg, bai

Monday, March 24, 2003
10:53 a.m.
Felissas over, we're goin to willowbrook later, to buy stuff. well i'm bored. I remember when my dad said that we could name Kassidy "pikachu" b4 we got her.
U know wut. . .
Yesserday i found my game boy.. its so werd, i own all of the pokemon games for gameboy cept crystal. . .
nyo for some reason i wann either sapphire or ruby. . .i'm gettin whack. . .forget it. . .
err. . .i wanna go to abercrombie.. and i'm hungry too bai

Sunday, March 23, 2003
08:49 a.m.
ok, well, i took out the boxes, i guess i'll wait until i archive the page.
Happi Birfday Steph! ahem, yes my goodie2shoes friend.

Saturday, March 22, 2003
06:27 p.m.
20 RANDOM, STUPID QUESTIONS
1. If you could bring three people on an island, who'd you bring and why?~~~~ i really dont know, who wants to go on an island wif me!?!?!?! *looks around* nobody.

2. If your friend likes someone and suddenly that someone asks you out, what would you say?~~~~ I would say: "Hey, my friend likes you"

3. What would you do if someone just came by and whacked you with a ruler?~~~~ Depends on the person that whacked me. but, i'll whack em wif a hammer. . .

4. What's your idea of a funny practical joke?~~~~ Anything that gets yu embarrassed

5. What's the meanest thing you've ever said about someone?~~~~ uhhhhhh. . . i donn wanna say it ><
6. Do you like someone (non-anime), and who?~~~~ yes, and i'm not telling. =P he goes to my school, btw. ^^;; and he's on the same team as me. myuuuu... haha. . .i juss luv that (non-anime) thing. . .its foney

7. What are you currently thinking of doing? ~~~~ uhhh. . .bothering matt cause hes online. . .

8. Do you think i'm stupid?~~~~ Yes.

9. How would you die? ~~~~wut?

10. If you were to enter the talent show, what would be your talent?~~~~ummm, i dont enter talent shows.

11. You think I'm fat, don't ya?~~~~ yes. When you jumped into the ocean, the whales sang 'we are family'!! XDD

12. If you were allowed to, how would you change school systems? ~~~~I would take control and blow it up.

13. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done/said?~~~~they are all equally stupid, i dont think that i shood name them all XP

14. You don't like me very much, do you?~~~~I dont even know who you are. . .but no, i dont like you.

15. Why and how do you get hyper?~~~~ i dont know, i was just born hyper.

16. If a friend of yours lend you a CD, and you accidentally broke it, then your friends asks you for it back, what would you say? ~~~~ "omg, it was already broken when i got it from you!"

17. What is the color blue?~~~~it is a color yes.

18. If you were a bird, what would you be and why?~~~~I dont know much about birds. . .i'd be my kind of bird XP

19. Do you believe in the 6th sense? ~~~~no, i believe in the seventh.

20. Are you glad this quiz/survey is over??~~~~whoa, ish over already??? *good. it stunk bad.*

Friday, March 21, 2003
06:41 p.m.
Ah, Break next week, which means shopping. everybodys going to Florida man. . .
Well, today was an ok day.
Mom: Why is it dark outside? Wait. . .its nighttime. . .
Ha, now ya'll know where i get it from.
oook, well, i got Yahoo and Trillian and it is soo kool. I was like telling everybody that i have Trillian and they shood get it too. . .
And just to annoy grace, i went:
HEY Mr. SHUE! I GOT TRILLIAN!!!!
Lalalalala~
well, tomorrow is tracy's bday party. . .i got her something.
Ewww. . .and i got piano lessons again tomorrow. . .yuck.
I'm not racist!!! I hate everyone equally!!!

Thursday, March 20, 2003
06:22 p.m.
Happy Birfday TRACY VILLALUZER! lalala~ i'm goin to her party on Sat.
Vacation next week!
ok well i just got yahoo and Trillian. . .its very. . .woot.
not much of anything happened this week. . .got really pissed off durin science.. conforti was just messed up today.. umm more messed up than usual is wut i ment. . .ahem. Bored. . .ppl IM me!

Sunday, March 16, 2003
12:42 p.m.
ok. . .Friday:
lil party at heidis house. . .
It took us at least one hour and thirty min. to get there because we had to get joseph all the way in woodbridge. . .
and on the way baq, around 12:30 i was madd tired, the main road was blocked by a really long train. we had to go completly around it and we sorta got lost.
Saturday:
Emilys BM! well, the service was also Lauryn Slavins also. . .
Well, i sat next to dana the whole time.
Later on around 7:30 was the party at the powerhouse studios. . .it was really fun. well, i spent the whole time wif linda, narquad, dana, and Fridel. *coughurfaultcaugh*
danced a bit. . .played games, the usual. ou and that little conflict wif Omerza. . .*caughharrharrcaugh* it ended around 11:30. Congrats Em! mai stand partner!

Thursday, March 13, 2003
09:41 p.m.
well, i just saw P.U.S!
well, abby came over yesserday so we can bring her to dance. . .it was really foney. mini mik was there. . .and i couldnt imagine keisha dance like that hehe. . .

Monday, March 10, 2003
11:18 a.m.
. . . . . . .
hrae

Sunday, March 9, 2003
08:33 p.m.
go go go Heidi iSh yO biRthdAY.. wE gonNa pArTy CaUse iSh yo BiRthDay.. gOn sip koOLaiD CauSe iSh yO birThdaY, aNd I wIll gib you _______ cauSe Ish ur BIrThDaY!!!!!!
harr. . .donn wanna give it away.
well, i juss came baq from church. wut a LONG weekend. Well, it all started on friday. Went to Tito Bongs because he was gonna take me to the Pinebrook retreat. Kat made us late. Worship service.. lemme just tell you that John Argo is a really great speaker. Hard to understand his accent tho. . . then we went to go to sleep, but then Kat brought up the Little Mermaid. . .P.U.S!!!!
Day two:
Wake up. . .eat breakfast. Now its time fer classes. i'm in was in the seventh grade class wif heidi. Jerry and Audrey were our teachers. There were alot of ghetto ppl in our class. "We For Jesus Yo!" and we kept visiting TF durin our breaks.
Free time. . .just hung out, listenin to kat teach Mico, swings, and volleyball. Then another service. then the talent show. Then we as in Kat TF Reg Benj Terese Hels Heidi Mik Anna Anthony Jerry Audrey Gerald went out at aroubd 11:30 to celebrate heidis bday. we ate at a chinese resteraunt wif a scarey restroom
then we went to wallmart and mico and i bought matching shirts that say "I dress this way to annoy you."
Day swee:
last day. . .class, the usual. Packed up, ate lunch, we got a ride frm Izzy to the cafeteria, he was listening to some wierd cd. "get off the street man" went to the last service. Left the camp. I think that the experence had a great impact on me as a christian.

wait, it gets better. . .church.
Plays wif Lissas violin lol kat.
well, Pastor 'Joe' (Darrin) preached today. . .hes on a swat team. . .werd.
Marianne and ernest stopped by. . .then we did this resembleance thing.
Marianne- mini mico
joseph- mini izzy
ou and this is the funniest,
Ernest- mini reggie lol!
and alittle inside thing. . .

O___O <- Tita claire O___O <- Katrina
the staring ligots. . .
i probably forgot ALOT. . .i'm just really tired. . .

Friday, March 7, 2003
11:15 a.m.
today our bus driver was running late. . .so guess who we saw on the bus. . .cmon guess. . .rika's cousins! they were sooooo cute.
Well, i'm going to the retreat today so i wont be posting this weeking. . .
Holla baq. . .SUCKA!

Thursday, March 6, 2003
abbys over again. . .guess wut. . .c'mon. . .guess!

Thursday, March 6, 2003
10:16 a.m.
WOOOT WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! advisory again!!!WOOT EARLY DISMISSAL AGAIN!!! WOoT! Abbys might be coming to my house. . .lol! woOt

Tuesday, March 4, 2003 05:51 p.m. Dead Squirrel. . .lol New obsession. . .Kodomo No Omocha er. . . Kodocha (Child's Toy)

Sunday, March 2, 2003
go go go Ben Jay iSh yO biRthdAY.. wE gonNa pArTy CauSe iSh yo BiRthDay.. gOn sip koOLaiD CaUsE iSh yO birThdaY, aND I'Ll giB yOu ToE sHoX caUsE IsH uR BiRtHDaY!!!!!!

Saturday, March 1, 2003
Evan is such an idiot. . .
Nave462000: can i talk to them if they block me?
Onyxchao90: NO!!!!!
Onyxchao90: omg!!!!!

Friday, February 28, 2003
08:56 p.m.
wow wut a great day. . .
well, nothing happened this morning. . .cept fer roaming the halls during advisory, i just needed to get my clay thingy from Benson. . .
Then i missed gym for make up lessons fer orchestra. . .
Then we finished the pasta thing in con. sci. . .it was. . .ok.
Then the best class. . .SPANISH! we got to play the games we made. grace and that girl were in my group.everybody was all. . .wut the? wif the name of our game. . .woot, aka paga en la caja land. . .the point of the game was to get to the caja. first one to get there wins. if you land on a question space, you answer the question on the question card. if it is wrong. . .you go back to start. if you get it right. you do nothing. of course, i always had to go bak to start, not because of the questions but the "go back to start" spaces. . .we were laughing histerically. then trevor does the "buenos dias" thingy dance song. . .
then during math, i went back to lessons even tho it is against the school board policy. . .i went up and fong said that she didnt need me. so she gave me the credit fer going and i roamed the halls with Linda for 10 minutes b4 going back to math. . .mr.shue didnt care at all. woot.
well, then durin piano, we had a problem wif my auditions papers but you probably dont know wut i'm talking about. bai.

Wednesday, February 26, 2003
06:52 p.m.
I blacked out durin the math test. . .i know that i did bad.
New werd: Faggadelic. . .
hehe in spanish we had to make a game. . .i named our game woOt! he he. .

Tuesday, February 25, 2003
09:22 p.m.
I hate Tuesday. . .
Well, I have to fix lotsa ppl's xangas and pitas. . .i was only able to do one today
ha. . .absolutely NOTHING happened today. . .well, nothing exciting. . .i had a bad dream last night. . .it spooked me for the rest of the day. . .and i was really tired.
i just feel like whackin ppl wif hammers.
so, just stuff that happened today. . .
Me- Ah! I cant open it!
Grace- >>Tear Here<<
Me- ouuuuuu. . .


*Chellos play first note of a song, its flat*
Mrs. Fong- That. was. disgusting.


Onyxchao90: kassy wants to throw up
Onyxchao90: can she barf on u
ReYZoRSeDGe7: why
ReYZoRSeDGe7: ok
ReYZoRSeDGe7: sure
Onyxchao90: yay!
ReYZoRSeDGe7: ewwww
Onyxchao90: woOT
Onyxchao90: she threw up on me once
ReYZoRSeDGe7: ewwww


I feel like poo doo. . .gtg ttyl bai

Monday, February 24, 2003
09:50 p.m.
you might think i'm crazy fer posin this. . .but it is the best disney song ever! and i grew up watchin disney classics! and i bet you did too. . .
Remember this song?!?!?!? I LOVE IT!


The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things around you
What more is you looking for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darlin' it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin' full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in the bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who gon'be on the plate?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us, and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folk loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles, life is the bubbles
Under the sea

Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon and the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish, she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
And oh, that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got, a lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea

Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya, we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

Monday, February 24, 2003
05:17 p.m.
. . . . . . . .
Fixed my xanga and my victory dance!
sumfin foney. . .
Onyxchao90: go go go Limor iSh yO biRthdAY.. we gon sip koOLaiD liKe iSh yO birThdaY..lol
Thundershock218: yay! its my birthday!
Onyxchao90: i'll give you 50 cent. . .
ou and its eddies birfday today. . .no xanga so no propz fer him. . .

Monday, February 24, 2003
11:35 a.m.
Advisosry. . .wtf????

Sunday, February 23, 2003
09:50 p.m.
PART TWO
Jamies Uncle leaves because he is hungry
Blih wakes up
"where am i?"
"dude, ur in heaven"
"i cant be in heaven because your here"
"Wutever,jamie sends greetings from hell"
"how can you tell"
*shows blih moblie device*
"ouuu"
Bak in hell, Freq wakes up and he has amnesia.
Jamie: "hey freq"
Freq: "who is freq?"
Jamie decides to mess with his head.
Jamie: "your name is loser, you are in heaven, and it is a good place."
*devil calls Freq fer his daily torture of picking up salt.*
Jamie: "dont forget to smile during your daily torture"
Freq walks up to the devil and smiles. The devil hates smiling so he makes Freq pick up mashed potatoes.
He keeps smiling.
So the devil throws him into a bottomless hole. Jamie finds hitler, back to life and shoots him with a musket and puts him into the bottomless hole too.
Back in heaven, Me and blih are sittin on clouds, laughin our heads off.
I finally get my wings, and start throwin mashed potatoes at blih.
Jamie decides to kill "j-lo". she makes him listen to yodeling. then he dies. he goes to the testin room and has no problem with the spanish. Jamie waits fer him in hell but unfortunately he ends up in heaven. Blih gets his wings and we start throwing mashed potatoes at j-lo. He gets burried in the mashed potatoes.Then Blih decides to get me back and he starts throwin mashed potatoes at me.
I tell jamie wut happened to j-lo.
END OF PART 2.

Sunday, February 23, 2003
08:34 p.m.
Went to a wake today. . .fer my uhh. . .cousins great aunt. . .it took me at least 5 hugs and "you're so talls" to get to the dead lady's coffin. . .
then church. . .came a little late. . .
Ching Chang woo FARTchi! hehe. . .mico if ur readin tell ur mom!
and *doink* hehe. . .
ok ppl, i have a story that me and jamie taqqued together. . . here it goes. . .

Jamie and I are arguing. . .i get mad so i kill my self and jamie does too.
We go to God's testin room. . .where he tests you to see if ur goin to heaven er hell. . .
unfoutunately. . .the test is in spanish.
I go to heaven. . .jamie goes to hell. . .
Jamie goes through her daily torture by the devil by cleanin up salt. . .
When i eat and i spill salt, it just dissappears.
Jamie Finds a knife and looks fer hitler so she can kill him again. . .
As i'm walkin to the closet. . .i find a gun and a dagger. I point the gun down at earth and i aim at Freq. I shot him and he died. . .then his friend blih, who is gunshy, faints when i shoot freq. then i drop the dagger on him and he dies too.
me and jamie wait and see if they will go to heaven er hell.
Then we heard a loud splash in the lake of fire. I go "thats freq alright. . .nobody else would make a splash like that"
Since it was too dark to see in hell, Jamie didnt know that Freq was there. So i told her that he was dropped into the lake of fire. She askes me how i got to heaven. I said that angels fly you there but they chucked me. Jamie said that it was hot in hell, so i decided to drop her a fan. Once it reaches hell, it falls on Freq's head and he gets knocked unconcious and the fan burns up. so then i decide to drop her an AC. Then Blih pops into heaven and i drop the AC on him by mistake and he gets knocked unconcious.
I pick up the AC and drop it to hell. Once Freq gets up from the fan fallin on his head, the AC falls on him and he falls unconcious. . .again. then the AC burns up.
Jamie finds hitler and curses at him. Then she askes me to find her uncle in heaven who was killed by hitler in WW2.I said that i would find him. Then i looked back at heaven realizing that i might never find him since heaven is sooo big.
Then a boy that kinda looks like jamie walks up to me.
"that was easier than i thought"
I tell him about jamie and his family and stuff.
Then he asks me about the unconcious guy on the ground. . .
END OF PRT ONE

Once jamie finishes her hw we're startin part 2!

Friday, February 21, 2003
06:12 p.m.
Hey. . .nufin much happened this week aside frm the snow and stuff. . .I found $50 woOt!
wutevah. . .do you like my new layout shtuffz? Koooogggeeeepppppaaaannnnn!
ou and HaPpY BirfDay EmiLy!!!
the forbidden fruit. . .
ok haha. . .teresa told me sumfin that happened to the loser durin art class. The loser cant even sit on a chair properly. . .*falls off chair*

nufin more

Wednesday, February 19, 2003
Hi, i'm at the comp lab in school. . . delayed opening today ><. i'll say more shtuffz later

Tuesday, February 18, 2003
10:38 a.m.
Happy Birfday Limor Cone!
And ah yes. . .because of the snow. . .NO SKOOL WOOT!

Monday, February 17, 2003
New xanga. . .better than the old one
old xanga. . .i hate the name. . .cousin made it fer me

Of course. . .this is still my weblog. . .Pitas Rox! I just use xanga to prop the Xangians.

Saturday, February 15, 2003

Makin new layout. . .
Yesserday was valentines day. . .poo doo.
We wen to see daredevil woot! and then went to the Grand Buffet. . .since TGIF was packed. Kat and i ran to tgif. . .everybody was lazy and came 20 min later...in the car.
*does Victory dance* lol. . .
and Kats dance is also funny. . .especially the endin. . .
well. . .gonna wrk on the layout. . .bai

Monday, February 10, 2003
03:44 p.m.
Happy Birthday Abby!! + Pinay luv!!!

Click here if you think i'm an idiot!

Friday, February 7, 2003
06:41 p.m.
NEVER trust free search engines. . .
i was searching for Afro-ken wallpapers for jamie. . .but when i got the results in google for "afro-ken wallpapers", i find my weblog in the search results!!!! Werd. . .
Snowday WOOT!
Lips candy WOOT!
Green tea WOOT!
CAN YOU SAY NO SCHOOL?!?!?
Yea, in six different languages. . . random memory of the day:
shanghai hong kong egg foo young
fortune cookie always wrong

Friday, February 7, 2003
SNOWDAY!!!!!!!! Kuya Ben-jay wont send me to finland!!! *sobs*

Thursday, February 6, 2003
marquee scrollamount=50>Happy B-day MOKA!!! marquee scrollamount=4>Happy B-day MOKA!!! Eh, something happened during science that made snap during the begining of the next 3 periods. I dont know what came over me i just had to break down and cry, like i said in that thing b4, my friends tried to make me feel better but it just didnt stick. . .y yes, jamie gave me a cookie, but Grace took a part of it.

The teacher were annoying me too, like 3 of them told me to change the position of my glasses so i wont scratch the lenses.

uff. . .and i had to stay after school to finish an assignment in science. . .for 40 min. 40 min. alone wif Mrs. conforti is way too much. KAT, DO NOT LAUGH.
yea well, she gave me a lollipop, *and kat, it was red like lollipo* kool thing was that she let me use my cell phone in skool. . .another wierd thing is that she asked me if i thought jonathan was cute. . .and sweet. . .but i was all, uhhhh right.

yea and i went to see Mr. Russ. his son was there too ^^

Review: Snapple Mint is soo gross... i never hated the taste of mint that way. . .

Wednesday, February 5, 2003
07:28 p.m
WEN!!!! WEN!!!!!!
heh lol.
well, eh went to LSC and uhh the imax was cool but really boring and head ouching. . .
haha me and radhika are special. . .and shes afraid of the crabs and the bugs haha!
we got to go in the touch tunnel woOt!
Mista Shue wen in too and it was funny wen he got out. . .
got bak to skool. . .boring movie. . .couldnt focus. . .i forgot wut else. . .bai

Tuesday, February 4, 2003
06:41 p.m.
well today was an exciting day. . .
did speech. . .passed
passed in the house also. . .
therefore our group is fairly awesome. . .and my work of art. . .ahem. . .the bill
and i get a good grayde!
Made new sn for wen i use my laptop. . .
Pinoy hoy64
hehe. . .hey kat remember Jeffery Kamiya?!?!?!

Monday, February 3, 2003

Well. . .i broke my comp and i'm using my crappy laptop.
I got lots to say. . .my group was chosen for the model congress thing. . .all because of evan. . .
how do you spell grey? lol grace. . .
I just got my braces bak on. . .they hurt alot. . .
Damn. . .i forgot wut else. . .
well. . .peace out.

Thursday, January 30, 2003
04:58 p.m.
hey, today was a good day.
Starts with debates. heh, well the speech was ok and the bill was passed. Haha. . .Matt and I were the only ones sitting and everyone else was for the bill.
Science. . .people, dont look at me, just, dont look at me. . .
Last day of art. . .umm Benson likes my rock thing alot. . .shes always using mine as an example and shes also puttin mine on display ><.
Thx 4 the dollar Eliza. Senora still thinks ir messed up.
math. . .uhh test and uhh 100 on ntbk. It doesnt do that much 4 my average. . .if i do good on the test i can get a b . . .but i sereously doubt it.

Tuesday, January 28, 2003
09:40 p.m.
Yeesh. . .i was on the whole afternoon and i havent written in here till now.
Well, I know my wallpaper is not showing *its naked mico!!*
I made my own layout and its gonna take awhile to get it up.
everyone is on today. . .ou and yesserday too. . .
My art class doesnt like me. . .just because i dont wanna say anything when they ask me something. . .yeesh.

ok gtg, ttyl pplz. . .

Monday, January 27, 2003
04:53 p.m.
Ahhh! My JAN.19 Entry NEVER SHOWED UP!!!! (and i just noticed it) Well Jan. 19 is UTADA HIKARU'S B-DAY!!!! HAPPY B-DAY BELATED!!!!
eh well. . .Maybe i should be making a K-pop poll. . .i'm looking for new wallpapers. . .maybe somfing w/ Utada or BoA*. . .heh.
GlitterHIKARU signing off. . . Peace out

Monday, January 27, 2003
03:45 p.m.
Yes people. . .i know that my wallpaper isnt showing. . .fools.
Well nothing much happened today. . .Failed another frickin math test. . .
Limor, youre such a dumbass.
Ou and something funny. . .
*eliza give Senora Nisi a penny to give to me like she does everyday*
Senora Nisi: Jessica what is this about?
Me: Eh, its just something. . .she owes me money. . .shes messed up
Senora Nisi: I know.
haha. . .

Sunday, January 26, 2003
09:20 a.m.
Do you know what i really hate?
Wen people think of asians as only Chinese, Japanese, and Korean.
"Hey! look down here! in the southeast part of asia!" Ever think twice about the philippines?!?!?
Well then SCREW YOU hanna... I AM ASIAN. . . BooYa!
ok. . .the end

Saturday, January 25, 2003
06:32 p.m.
The best quizzes ever! y? because they are san-x!


Take the Random Afro Ken Quiz
and some anime quizzes. . .

Which Evangelion Child Are You?

A special attack created by a powerful being. You're a work of art and never fail to hit your target when you really set your focus on it.
Which DBZ Attack Are You?

Well-endowed both in mind and in body, you don't hesitate to use both to your advantage! Your confidence and sense of humour make you a pleasure to be around. You're crafty, clever and cute - a formula that would bring any man to his knees! But while your wit and charisma are definite assets, others may not be able to keep up with your resourceful intelligence. Take care not to overwhelm people with your treasures.
Which Love Hina Girl Are You?

test by Leanne
which CCS character are you?

What Inuyasha Character are you?

Which Graduation Girl are you?
and just a little something. . .

Little Bitch Energetic, enthusiastic and feisty as hell! You're like a bird - you need to fly! Once you've set your sights on something, there's no holding you back. You want a partner who won't tell you what to do.

ah yes. the song that my cousin likes dancing to. . .

Friday, January 24, 2003
08:39 p.m.
Heh. . .well i've got alot of homework. . .and i'm bored. . .Afro Ken!!! Who loves Afro ken???? Hey Grace *points at eddie* Afro Eddie!!! hehe. . .ou and kat. . .i'm sort of better at peach and Roy Hoy Royz r boy! heh. . .annoying crowds. . .
ou and guess wat happened. . .lissa was playing against josh in ssbm. . .lissa was marth and josh was Roy (our boy! and josh. . .hes pretty good. . .he doesnt use cheap moves) i was trying to do the swords dance. . .and then i saw felissa do it over and over and over again so easily. . .i was all. . .whoa. . .but i finally got it at the end. . .i was pressing B too fast and i never. . .eh you know.

Thursday, January 23, 2003
05:51 p.m.
Customized limor's xanga. . .its not quite finished yet. . .but take a look so far Thundershock
heh. . .a little music change. . .do you like? abby, you might no dis song

Wednesday, January 22, 2003
04:19 p.m.
Kool. . .i was invited to emilys mat mitzvah ouch i'm gettin high on white out. . .and i have to study for a health test. . .

Tuesday, January 21, 2003
08:01 p.m.
American Idol iz startin. . .i would write about my day if i could pay attention. . .

Monday, January 20, 2003
05:38 p.m.
You know ur azn if. . .

The ones with *** apply to me hehe. . .

~Your mother has a short-haired, curly perm. your dad is some sort of engineer.
~Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
***You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.***
***You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.***
~You shop 99 Ranch.
~Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from. ***everyone thinks im mexican***
~You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
***Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.***
***You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around atemple, forest or library.***
~Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
***You drive mostly Japanese cars.***
***You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.***
***You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.***
~At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say..."
***You know what bok choy is.*** ~You've ever gotten little red envelopes around February.
***Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors***
~You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you. (e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!).
~You have NO eyelashes.
~Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bokchi, etc...***haha. . remember mico?***
***~Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.***
***The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner.***
~Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
***At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses***
~Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In Korea (or other native country), we studied even more."
~Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
~An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
***Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both.***
~Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "Ai-yahs and Wah's."ay,
~Everyone thinks you're good at math.
~You like $1.75 movies.
~You like $1.50 movies even more.
***Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.***
***Your parents insist you marry within your race.***
~You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation oriental food.
~You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it.
~Your parents have never kissed you.
~Your parents have never kissed each other.
~You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents.
~"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
~People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.
***You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."***
***You have 12+ aunts and uncles.***
~At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
~Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
***The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses, thick glasses.***
***You will most likely be taller than your parents***
***Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.***
~You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if you don't.
~When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
~Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
~Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.
***Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael Chang).***
~The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
~You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
***You own a rice cooker or two.***
***You buy soy sauce by the gallon.***
***Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.***
***Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.***
***Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come.***

Heh. . .well. . .thats it bai!

Monday, January 20, 2003
010:45 a.m.
AHHH! I'M SOOO BOREDDD!!!! Everybody is studing for their frickin mid trems!!! ou and i have HOMEWORK since i dont have midterms this year. . . lucky yet unlucky me.

Well, I have to finish my stupid fact sheet about euthanasia. . .then I'm going shopping. . .I actually DONT feel like going shopping today. . .Kya

Saturday, January 18, 2003
05:18 p.m.
Things to do at a drive thru

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
14. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
15. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
16. One word: Flatulence!
17. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
18. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
19. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

Dats it.

Friday, January 17, 2003
05:24 p.m.
KYA KYA!! Happy b-day Jonathan. . . Hey. . .just because ur older doesnt mean you can take atvantage of me!!!

Just bak from piano lessons. . .drinking a delicious glass of water. . .Our neighbors dog, Montana followed me home today. actually that was the 2nd time it followed me home.Math test today. . .but b4 that. . .we had to watch a BORING movie about martin luther king and all that other blacks vs. white stuff. . .worst part was that the movie in was black and white. I was falling asleep. . .after it ended *a zillion hours later* i thought the bordem wus over. . .but it was just the begining. . .rubinetti health. . .boring video!!! AHHHHH!!!

Maybe I should use the list of "things to get out of boredom" That Trevor made. . .*sigh* this is hopeless. . .

Spanish had to be the BEST and the WORST class of the day
at the beginning. . .Senora came to me and gave me a quarter. . .she said that it was from eliza. . .i was staring blankly at the quarter. . .she owes me 3$ not 25 cents. . .
Did diolauge thing. . .lauren weber is my partner *i hurt my frankel!! lol Limor and lauren*
Grace hits my head by mistake ><
Then Andrew and Jordan start annoying me and saying that there is a mark on my head from wen grace hit me. . .*well haha andrew i know ur old babysitter*
then for some reason i go to trevor and ask him if there was a mark on my head. . .no and he didnt lie to me. . .he just asks me for money 75 cents to be exact. . .but i gave him the 25 that elize gave to me.

ou yea and in art we had to draw eliza. . .
Quote of the day: Hey, mountain dew code red makes you go pee pee like crazy but its still good.

Thursday, January 16, 2003
08:10 p.m.
mmmmMmmmmm. . .i took my dads coffee and its reallie good. . .
just got bak from the concert. . .it was AWSOME!! Tita flo and Kuya benjay you MISSED IT!!!!
Mona is mad at me for sum reason. . .eh, but thats all. . .bye!! Ou and hi to AVigail NaGeeL! ahahaha u must hate chorus teachers alot . . .
Ou and you know what i REALLIE hate. . .wen people think that i am SPANISH ARRGH. . .

ou and i'm talking to kat's umm friend that i dont know but HE LIKES CHESS LOL!!

Thursday, January 16, 2003
03:34 p.m.
eh. . .another boring day at school. . .math test tommorw ><
The concert is today. . .i'm gonna screw up but no one will hear it dont you worry. . .i'm bored. . .

Tuesday, January 14, 2003
08:28 p.m.
Well, ALOT of stupid things happened to me yesserday and today. . .will i name them all? no. I'm not even gonna name even one. I feel all. . .bad and all. . .pissed off and all. . .What am i gonna do. . .There is no time left!!! ARRGH!

Ok. . .lemme name the WORST one.
Somebody SWITCHED the LOCKS of 2 gym lockers. . .mine and sombody i dont know.I got my lock back but I cant seem to open MINE!!!! I DONT HAVE TIME TO GO TO MRS. FRICKIN TUVEY AND SHE HAS NO TIME FOR ME!!! SHE IS PROBABLY SICK OF SEEING MY FACE!!! *sobs* everybody is having a bad day today. . .I can name alot of people. . .but will i name them all? no. I wont name even one. They feel all. . .bad and all. . .pissed off and all. . .what am i going to do. . .theres no time left!!!

Sunday, January 12, 2003
08:30 p.m.
Well, its been an odd. . .weekend. . .
First started on Friday. . .browsin xangas, pitas the usual. ou and the very messed up family tree. . .i really have no clue just listen to me.
The youth thingy was at my house. . .we ate Bob's sandwichs. . .Lol kat. . .you dont love him ur just using him for his sandwhichs!!!

brb. . .marianne is typing me the Beaver feaver song ><

Bak. . .08:38 p.m.
Saturday. . .uhh got BUBBLE TEA!!!! YAY!!!!
ok so ben-j took us. . . as in me kat helsa heidi and uhh mico to go ice skating in Central Park... ben j wus taping us and uhh taking pictures. its was helsa heidi and micos first time ice skating so. . .u know.
*i cant wait until lollipo. . .u know* lol kat and uh yes people its LOLLIPO.
after that we walked to serendipity. . .stopped by the kandy store. . .bought wonka bars *yay* and a tenchi bar. ou yea and we were waiting for a sign to say walk. kat and i were mezmorized at the international flags while listenin to mico blab on her cellphone. and it turns out that we missed it wen it said walk. ben-jay was all, "arent we supposed to walk?" and we were all. . ."uhh wha?"

got to serendipity. . .the food was HORRIBLE i thought i was gonna PUKE! the service is TERRIBLE and SLOW. no JK JK JK I didnt really mean that. i just said that because its ben-jays favorite restaurant. It wasn't that bad. . .the fries were REALLY good and so was the frozen hot chocolate and the apple pie. went bak home played ssb really late at night and stuff. . .
I'm hungry. . .bye

Thursday, January 9, 2003
05:52 p.m.
Things to do at wal-mart



1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always right!"

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

*BONUS*

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without getting kicked out.

2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Wednesday, January 8, 2003
06:43 p.m.
ok. . .maybe today was an ok day after all. . .
What I thought was funny was when Mrs. Y told us to write SEARCH ENGINES ARE STUPID
Science eh. . . I guess workin w/ eddie isn’t THAT bad. . .
Band played today. . .
Gym. . .Kinda fun. . .Dodgeball instead of dancing. . . got abby’s ex-blah out. . .he thinks he’s so tough. . .bah
Art. . .ewww I hate. . .It was a little better when Mrs. Abrams said that she liked my couch the best ^ ^
Don lemme get started w/ the embarrassment in math
I have an inside joke but u know the thing of the week. . .

Wednesday, January 8, 2003
04:46 p.m.
Today was a bad day.
The end.

Wednesday, January 8, 2003
11:16 a.m.
Hey. . .I'm at school. . .bored and in advisory. . . ha ha ha ha ha ha thats radhika. . .bah. . .

Monday, January 6, 2003
06:08 p.m.
Thx to. . .
Helsa>>Tracy Porter Frame
Heidi>>Memories in the sand
Joseph>>Teddy bear + Harpies Brother
I got another dragon necklace. . . dis one is red. . .there is jus one more necklace that i want. . .
Well, yesterday we celebrated josh's b-day at church. . .I got him another outfit and shoes for his bear. . .
Another boring stupid day at school. . .nyo i hate boring stupid art even more and math. . .ugh. . .Mr. Shue lost my math test. . . the suspence is killing me!

Thats basically it. . .ugh. . .i feel all pissed nyo. I'm gonna save my energy while thinking.

Saturday, January 4, 2003
08:03 a.m.
Hey, Glikkis up. . .
I've been thinking about the wierdest things lately. . .I was looking at my digimon CD sitting in my desk drawer early this morning. . .and I thought what ever happened to digimon. . .I mean nobody keeps up w/ the new episodes and i dont even know if they play nemore. . .and on the bus yesterday. . .somebody said something about a kid named willis. . .then i go, What ever happened to the willis that lived in colorado????
Then last night i was looking at my old ujournal... I read the old song lyrics that i used to like. . .and then i remembered about the book I wanted to write. . ."How to be a Delicious Bread" and that preview i wrote a long time ago...so i'm finally going to revise it and do the preview over again. . .

Here Kat. . .this one is for you...

H-H-H...Here we go!
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH!

D. K.! Donkey Kong!

* He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well.
He's finally back to kick some tail!
[Break: 2 Measures, Monkey Yells](1)
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, [Monkey Yell] it's gonna hurt! (2)
He's bigger! faster! and stronger too!
He's the first member of the DK crew!
D. K.! Donkey Kong! HEY!
D. K.! Donkey Kong is here!
*super smash bros. Melee DK rap*

A little part of one of my favorite songs. . .

When you walk away
You don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby
Don't go."

Simple and plain is the way you are making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

Hold me
Whatever words we yelled this morning
It's a little late and old
Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

And another song. . .

I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher

Friday, January 3, 2003
07:02 p.m.
I found out my purpose in life. To make my friends happy when their sad or to just make them happy. Whether they know it or not i care about them a lot. I'm not required to make them happy, I just spontaneously do it. Thats one reason why I wn't leave this place. But who makes me happy when I'm sad? Sure my friends can try, but it just doesn't stick. They can make me smile for a day or so, but then I just return to that dull state. Someone told me that when ever you are looking for someone, he/she never comes. But when you're not in the mood for anyone people show up. Stop stressing, he will come. Don't rush the count man, its proven to mess everything up.
Stay or leave? What shall I do?its just too easy to run and hard to stay. I feel crapped out. Confused. In pieces. Bah...

Friday, January 3, 2003
06:03 p.m.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTINE AFA-BLAY!
Another boring day at school. Went to piano lessons. Nyo I'm IMing Tracy. . .sumthing I rarely do. . .

Nuttin Much more to say. . .bai!

Thursday, January 2, 2003
05:04 p.m.
HAPPY B-DAY JOSHIE!!!! Well, a new year and fresh new page. . .
I went to my uncle Benji's house for new years.
Bak to school today. . .
Guess who i saw at the mall. . .
Ben-jay and Reggie!
Somebody tell me how Babu is a PUPPY!!
I know that you dont wanna hear me complain nemore
Glikki's up. . .
Well, more presents. . .lemme start nyo
Thanx to. . .
Kat>>Build a bear thingy>>
Mico>>Wallet>>
Tita Flo.>>Milk+honey body thingy>>
Radhika>>hair clips>>
Kuya Benjay>>Aero Sweatshirt
Kuya Izzy>>Memory card or game *dunno which one yet*>>
Sarah>>Food ^__^ and Ice age DVD>>
Mom's friend>>food. . .again
Mom's other friend>>Polo shirt
Tracy + Ate Dana>>GAP Shirt
Lissa + Josh>>Nine West bag
Tito Bong>>New Computer Moniter
Mom + Dad>> Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
Grace>> Address book
Theresa>> Lotion, Hair clips, Lip Smaker
Joanne>> Soonie Address, babu book
Auntie Angie>>moolah
Auntie Adyline>> more Moolah!
Vicky>> Silver Apple