AAAH!! Return of the real monsters!!

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So unfuckin' fun... - Friday, May 31, 2002

Um... hello. Yesterday I had the most shocking experience of my life. Never go to the Fun House at the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. When you see a clown in an electrical chair and hear blender noises coming from inside, you know that something wrong is going on. Alas, I did not heed these warnings and I entered the pits of hell to my own doom. Let me tell you - pitch darkness, strobe lights, fog machines, clowns, clown cadavers, cadavers in general, black lighting, bright neon colors and creepy repetitive circus music do NOT make for a fun Fun House. I didn't even make it through the whole thing, and I came out in tears. I feel like such a wimp, but daaaaaaaaaamn......... it was terrifying. Worse than relish, as Laura puts it.

This entry is for all the people who have actually died from entering fun houses. I now understand how and why. I am a survivor. Amen.

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Moosik news... - Thursday, May 30, 2002

This entry is for hella hot days like the temperature this evening. God, it's probably not even 80 yet and already I'm hotter than an oven baking chicken pot pie. Anyway, heat is making me sleepy, but I'm resisting the natural urge to fall asleep. Tomorrow's a big day. I'm missing most of school and going to Santa Cruz (for educational purpses, mind you) and then probably coming home to study my ass off for a dumb World War II test Friday. Already, June is approaching near but there are still so many things I have to do before school ends. If plans work out accordingly, then my friends and I are planning on going camping towards the end of next month. Just us, nature, bears, and relish. Ain't that the life?

In other random linkings and raves, word up to Jon and a happy 24th you dirty penile mofo. Yesterday the 29th was also the Hives show in SF, so even though I didn't get to go to it, I hope it went well and rocked hard. I'm debating on whether or not I want to see the White Stripes next month, but I at least hope that Jenny goes and rocks her little brains out. Speaking of shows, I think the Get Up Kids? is coming up, which would be cool too. I've been showless for maybe only 3 weeks or so, but it's still driving me insane. Damn Pound SF. *sigh*....

More music news: Weezer is planning a summer tour, possibly with the likes of Dashboard Confessional, the Strokes, and Sparta. That would be amazingly incredible, and I really hope it does happen. Seeing Sparta and Weezer and the Strokes in one evening would be off the wall. As for Dashboard Confessional..... ehhhh.... I don't know... I'm still making up my mind on that one.

Lastly, listen to ...and you will know us by the trail of dead if you know what is good for you. I believe that is all for now..... dry hump ahoy... ***

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Chocolate milk does the body oh so good. - Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Tonight, or this morning, this entry is dedicated to really bad traffic, causing me to come home at 1 AM instead of 10 PM. Damn you Highway 152... And thus depriving me of my sacred 7 hours of sleep, converting it into maybe 4, even though I deprive myself of any supplements that I truly need... Damn. And I am not at all tired, surprisingly. I am just trying to get away from typing a stupid page about the Holocaust. So I get home from a very boring, tiring trip and I feel absolutely disgusting. Never have I ever eaten so much in my life! That's how it is with my family and relatives... eat eat eat. I swear, I feel like I've eaten a whole hippo or two. Really, I could fast for days. >.<

So here I am, feeling too bloated to type or even make any logical sense of my thoughts this mid-morning Tuesday. My trip was so dumb and pointless that I don't even have any interesting stories or tall tales to tell. It was that lame. A perfectly good waste of an all-too-short Memorial Day weekend. Oh well, only three weeks of school left. As if I have anything else to look forward to... *yawns*... Hmmm.... people need to start getting on at odd times in the morning again because I am getting quite bored.... oh well, I apologize in advance to people if I seem to appear fairly dead tomorrow, but I can't help it, I'm practically a living zombie at the moment. And you'll have to excuse the fact that I look pregnant, they're not children, just two fat-ass hippos in my stomach. So I guess that is today's consensus. Beware Maggie the dead fat hippo or she'll eat you up. Rawr.

In other news, Mandy and I had an interesting text-messaging conversation while I was in the car, and hopefully this will make sense, but it went something like this:
Me: It smells like cow poop from the car.
Mandy: Cow patty.
Me: No, that would be a hamburger.
Mandy: Cow patty poop.
Me: Ew, maybe it was just manure.
Mandy: Liquified cow poop? (Something along the lines of that.)
Me: Chocolate milk?
Bada bing!! The response I got from Mandy was a very long, all caps, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW." And there was my highlight of the day. (=

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The Hives! - Saturday, May 25, 2002

Hmmm..... I had a weird day yesterday. Nothing worth explaining in detail about though. >.< But school's almost out, and I am going to L.A. this weekend. I'm not that stoked, even though I probably should be. I guess that it's pretty routine by now. Anyway, there wasn't really a purpose to writing this entry, but it was probably just to mainly say that I really like the Hives. I think I will officially do that from now on - dedicate each entry to someone or something. Or at least until it gets tiring. So this entry is for the Hives and because it'd be cool to see them at Slim's on the 29th, even though that realistically isn't going to happen. Oh yeah, and for nice bus drivers. I think that is pretty much all for today. Guess I'm just not a woman of words this evening...

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Education = child labor. - Thursday, May 23, 2002

Hella bomb. I've been quite the productive little bitch today. I took my feared Algebra II test today, and I think I fucking aced it...... seriously, along the lines of a 95-100% possibly..... the A+ in that class is within my reach.... (= Man, I'm a nut. Yes, grades do matter to me somewhat significantly. I have a chance of being a val-fucking-dictorian. ^_^ Titles are unnecessry, but still cool to possess.... I also watched Schindler's List this evening and wrote a response to it, as a "timeout" for History. Fucking 3 hours of Nazi hate. Damn. My brain is fried. But I love that movie. It's fantastically sad and beautiful. I seem to find beauty in tragedy. Hmph. Maybe that's just me cause I'm a freak. That doesn't mean that if yo momma dies, then she's gonna be the hottest thing this side of Tyra Banks.... no. Inner beauty, folks, inner beauty. The kind that likes to twist your heart and render you speechless. Yeah, that kind.

Well, after all that black and white, I'm gonna work with some color and go start my biology posters that are due tomorrow. >.< Bleh. I've already done enough homework for one evening. Alas..... the work never ends. Oh yeah, and if Jenny is reading this, well then, I hope your toe(s) feels better...... out like a hairy mofucka.....***

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It's a Calypso, but it's not easy you know... - Wednesday, May 22, 2002


Which Episode II character are you?


Probably the greatest Jedi Knight of all. Like Obi Wan, you are wise and keep your feet on the ground at all times. You will not be outsmarted by anyone. You are always faithful to your friends. Be careful though, danger lurks around every corner - you could even be betrayed by those closest to you.

Actually, I got Anakin, but he's a bung so I decided to go with good fave Obi-wan instead. (= Anakin is poo. >.< Anyway, I had a typically cool day, meeting many new people that I never even knew existed. My school had its first ever talent show, which went surprisingly well. Today was also International Day, but no one really gave a shit about it anyway. I also got recognized today (again) by a really cool someone in a really cool band.... oh yeah, and I almost stepped on a squirrel carcass with my bare feet. Now I have to work on an Algy II project and study for a dumb polynomial test. All in all, an eventful day. Amen.

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An uneventful end to a decently eventful day. - Sunday, May 19, 2002

This entry is for Jon McCollum. He is a jerk. Why? Because when someone waves to you, you don't just frickin' sit at the computer, staring blankly at the screen...... at least fucking say hello or something..... I feel unloved. =/ Haha....... just kidding. I just like to mess around with the feeble-minded. But Jon, I know you're reading this, don't pretend like you're not..... anyway, get a hold of me whenever.

In general, I feel special because I am starting to get recognized. Some girl on the Glassjaw message board recognized my AIM name and associated me with my site, claiming that it was really cool and that she looked at it a lot. *cough* Jon! *cough*........ *snicker snicker* Anyway, isn't that amazing? Real live visitors!! Heh heh.... anyway, those are just two odd things that maybe? perk up my day.... Quirky antics and Internet fame... doesn't get much better than that, does it? >.<

Actually, my day today really sucked, but awesome friends and good karma flow made up for it. The trip to the Pound SF turned into disaster, but I just explained it to maybe three other people, so I'm really not in the mood for typing about it now. Maybe on the morrow. All I can say is that sadly, my Glassjaw virginity has not been lost yet..... =( But I did get the opportunity to spend a fantastic day with two incredible chums, so not all was lost in vain. Besides, we went to the park and I swear, I got the most amazing high that I have gotten for a while. (No, I did not take drugs with my drinks.....) Laura, Jenny, and I were playing on the tire swing, and I got spun so super fast, that I thought my head was twirling. I was feeling dizzy and sick at the same time, but I was filled with light-headedness that made me feel higher than a kite. It was so much fun, even though I wanted to puke out mildewed yellow dog feces. But I didn't. I just wasn't able to walk straight afterwards. But man oh man. If I can't see Glassjaw, then I suppose the next best thing is to get high from spinning really fast on a tire swing. That's the life.....

Hopefully, Glassjaw and I will be able to cross paths in the future..... *crosses fingers* But for now, good night and adieu....... peace......*

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Hella kudos, foo. - Saturday, May 18, 2002

This entry is for Jenny. Jenny est tres hyper-top et super-cool. Other than that, my conscience is now at ease and I can now talk about the things that I wanted to write in here previously. First off, I just wanted to make some comments about the new Star Wars movie. I am in one of my critical moods, so I think that I am going to tear this movie apart, and examine it, piece by piece. Anyway, I can't tell people if it was honestly bad or good. I'll say that it was so much better than the Phantom Menace (even though I had only seen half of that one), but it did not compare to any of the films from the original trilogy. Nonetheless, it was enjoyable entertainment. You can't help but laugh at the overly cheesy love scenes with Padme Amidala and Anakin, or should I say, "Ani" or "Anni"...... or..... uh, you get the picture.

The actors were poorly cast, with the exception of a few. Samuel L. Jackson and Ewan McGregor were really good in their roles, but then again, they are much more older and more experienced than the new generation of Josh Hartnetts and Freddie Prinze Jrs. Ewan makes such an awesome Obi-wan Kenobi, and I am not saying this simply because I think he is an amazing actor. He is really good in his role, and is one of the only decent actors in the whole entire film. Natalie Portman's character completely blows, in her strategically ripped clothing and black dress that is making her boobs pop off her chest. Gone is the dignified monarch, replaced with a helpless damsel in distress toting a gun. And Hayden Christensen. Oh God. He's hot, I'll give you that. However, I now have good reason to believe that he is a worse actor than Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know if I should even give him credit for trying. But hey, at least he was decent eyecandy.

The fight sequences were pretty cool, even though the plot sorta meandered and made me think that there was no actual plot halfway through the movie. There is a plot, just a really badly told one, is all. The effects were awesome, except for the way the movie changed between scenes, using poor PowerPoint-ish transitions, including "blackouts" and well....... go play around with PowerPoint slide effects and you'll see what I mean.

I do give credit to less Jar Jar Binks (thank God) and of course, the essential kick-ass Yoda. Yoda does kick some serious booty, which seriously saves the whole movie from disaster. Oh Yoda, you and your "Hmmmm?"s..... but yeah, the movie was way too mushy and lovey-dovey, and I know some people like twitterpation, but twitterpation like the sentimental crap in the movie did not belong. Overall, it was a decent movie, the best comedy I've seen since Titanic......

I hope this review helps people on whether to see this movie or not..... heh. May the force be with you. *farts*

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Oh fuck you too, SmarterChild. - Saturday, May 18, 2002

*sigh*

LlamasAttackedMe (1:05:40 PM): what do i do when i am down in the dumps?
SmarterChild (1:05:41 PM): What do you do when i am down in the dumps? I don't know.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:06:06 PM): why not?
SmarterChild (1:06:07 PM): Why not?
LlamasAttackedMe (1:06:16 PM): yeah, tell me what to do when i feel upset
SmarterChild (1:06:17 PM): What?
LlamasAttackedMe (1:06:26 PM): when i feel pissed god dammit
SmarterChild (1:06:26 PM): Uh... You're rude.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:06:31 PM): thanks.

The one time that SmarterChild can not come to my aid...... just kidding of course..... >.<

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These are the REAL folk blues, my friend.... - Saturday, May 18, 2002

It totally sucks when petty problems have to arise. Every time I get something to officially work out, I am always let down. But it's no one's fault. I understand that people will always have other things to do, and I know that I can't always rely on people 100 percent. And I try not to. This time I completely relied on myself to get things worked out and arranged. I have tickets, I have money, I have rides..... I got it all down. But where, oh where is that reliable companion when I need one so desperately?

I'm not mad at anyone, truly, I'm not. It's just that I've always tried so hard never to let people down, but it always somehow manages to come back to me. From Sam, many a time, I've heard, "Maggie, I can't come. The Cactus Club is a scary place." Or, "Maggie, I'm just not up to it, sorry." Those are the worse cases. And then of course, people are always busy or have other plans, etc. And maybe it's just because I don't respect the parental obligations of others all the time. It's just maybe now I'm starting to get a little pissed because I've been let down so often, and this is too true. Whenever I magically am able to come through, someone else always manages to fail me. I'm not trying to be over-dramatic or make anyone ashamed....... I'm just upset. This is how I get. Remorse. A mild form of despair. But in the end, it'll be all good......

IM me at LlamasAttackedMe or e-mail me at magpied69@hotmail.com if you are interested in seeing Glassjaw and Poison the Well tomorrow.

I'll be up to it fo sho.

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*brain farts* - Friday, May 17, 2002

I am going to see Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones today. Therefore, I own and you don't. Nyeh nyeh... just kidding of course. I'm not expecting it to be fantastic..... and no, Hayden Christensen does not fascinate me that much. Cripes, if people want to see him so much, then they need to go rent Life as a House. Goodness. Don't people know movies anymore?

Anyway, this weekend seems fun filled, what with movies, friends, family, homework, hella room cleaning, and...... hmmmm... what else did I forget?

Oh yeah. I'm fucking meeting GlassJAw this Sunday. Rawk. m/

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Look guys!! I'm a finger!! - Wednesday, May 15, 2002


Second finger eh? The index/main finger, making you the reliable one, the one whom everyone can depend on. Pretty down to earth though sometimes your reliability gets too much for others to bear and they think it's strange how much you plan.
Which finger are you?
Take the quiz to find out.


You must also check this out. It is the most radical thing ever. Gee, I sure am link happy today. This just seriously goes to show that I have nothing better to do, and why my A+'s in my classes are dwindling. I'm an overachiever already.... who gives a fuck anyway? >.<

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My anime eyes... - Sunday, May 12, 2002

You have Fushigi Yuugi eyes!

Take the test here!! Made by Jenna and Robbie.



Here are my additional rankings....... and I wanted the Bebop eyes..... damn.... but then again, I'm not a Spike-ish character, so I guess the Fushigi Yuugi ones do make sense after all.... but then again, the Lain eyes would be cool too...... hmmmm....

#1 Fushigi Yuugi
#2 CardCaptor Sakura
#3 Evangelion
#4 Sailor Moon
#5 Cowboy Bebop
#6 Kenshin
#7 Escaflowne
#8 Serial Experiments Lain
#9 Ranma 1/2
#10 Trigun
#11 Mononoke Hime
#12 Gundam Wing

Man, taking online quizzes is way too unhealthy.....

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The soundtrack to my life is the songs from Grease.... - Sunday, May 12, 2002

Grease is the word.....

*snaps back to reality* Anyway, I am feeling highly stressed because I have a shitlaod of homework to do, and let's see, half of it is due tomorrow. And what have I done this weekend? Zip. Although I did get to go to that super cool A Burning Water/Keeping Ellis/Die Trying show yesterday, which really rocked my day. And Glassjaw/Poison the Well is only a week away!! I am super stoked.... well, I don't have any money so please sign my guestbook or e-mail me or something if you would like to make a donation towards the Glassjaw fund...... Maggie needs merch!! >.<

As far as friendships go, those have been a bit on the unstable side. I love mis amigos y amigas (excuse the improper espanol, je prends francais), but sometimes, they really wrack up my nerves. Especially some unmentionable unmentionables, but I won't mention who. But watch out!! It could be you.... yes, everyone is driving me nuts. Except for well, Jesse...... he is always cool. Thank you Jesus. (=

Hmmm.... well here is my to-do list for the day, so I'll remember how many hours of sleep I'll be able to get tonight, which is almost none...... whew..... at least only a month of hellish school is left!!
*Make up a bio lab.
*Finish the review worksheets and assemble my packet.
*Study for the evolution test I will do poorly on.
*Make up a history quiz from hell.
*Turn in my notebook to Cay-Cay-Caywood.
*Do 3 sets of notes (approx. 12-13 pages or more) before I turn in my notebook.
*Finish yellow French worksheet, workbook pages?, and the questions from the text.
*Finish making the French ABC book "Les Nourritures et Les Repas."
*Start and hopefully finish making up 35 questions about To Kill a Mockingbird, and then answer them...... (oh boy...)
*Study for Algebra II quiz on Wednesday.
*Make up two pages of math homework.
*Remember that swimming in PE starts tomorrow, and see if I can fit my flabby ass in a bathing suit. If not, then I do believe that that time of month is approaching the corner... >.<
*Oh yeah, badminton practice on Monday and pictures on Tuesday.
Well, as you can see, I definitely have my work cut out for me. You now also know my schedule for the next few days. Work, work, work. And all because I missed three days of school last week. Damn. But it was for the good of school nonetheless, with conflict manager training, CSF field trip to Stanford, etc...... whew. I'm pooped though.

I guess I'll just try to forget things and have a relaxed day. I'll bust out the green tea at maybe 1 in the morning. I'm looking at what, 2 hours of sleep? Anyway, happy mother's day to you all..... may yo mama have a good one...

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Man, I'm feeling a bit too content for comfort... - Monday, May 6, 2002

I am having the most fantastic time of my life right now. Nothing super thrilling, but things are going so well for me, people have been treating me nicely, and basically, everything is right where I want it to be. I couldn't be any happier. I probably shouldn't jinx myself though, because watch, in a week I'll be sulking yet again. But for now, things are going pretty smoothly - from my super rockin' haircut to the fact that I am so gonna see Glassjaw (oi!!) to the fact that Jesse appreciates me as a true friend.... well goodness, I feel fabulous.

And who says I need to throw a boyfriend into the mix... pffft... things are peachy dandy the way things are.... man, why am I so happy..... I'm starting to disturb myself yet again......

Word to the public: Don't forget to check out the Groovie Ghoulies, A Burning Water, Keeping Ellis, Division Day, Die Trying, and a shitload of other bands this Saturday at the Cactus Club!! It's gonna be one helluva rockin' show!!

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Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts... - Sunday, May 5, 2002

Anyone remember the Nickelodeon show "Salute Your Shorts"? That shit owned. Anyway, apparently I can't sleep, so all I've been doing is wasting my time online. And I could be doing homework or cleaning my room or anything but NOT wasting time..... oh well. I recommend that you all check out the new Glassjaw site. It's pretty darn spiffy, and Warner Brothers Records is treating them well, it seems. I got all my street team shit today. Maybe 10 promotional posters and oodles and oodles of Glassjaw stickers. It made me want to piss my pants. But I didn't. I have more self control. (=

Anyway, happy Cinco de Mayo, folks. May it be a good one.

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George, George, George of the jungle.... strong as he can be... - Saturday, May 4, 2002

Hey....... I saw Spiderman last evening..... I feel like I was a part of something special, considering I waited for maybe two hours to actually see the frickin' movie. But hey, I'm not complaining. It's a lot better than The Scorpion King, which I haven't seen, but would rather not, since I do not agree with the Rock in a loincloth. Spiderman was awesome though.... this pretty much sums up my experience of the evening:

LlamasAttackedMe (1:27:28 AM): whoo
LlamasAttackedMe (1:27:35 AM): i saw spiderman (=
Iemon fever (1:27:41 AM): ...
Iemon fever (1:27:44 AM): shut up.
Iemon fever (1:27:46 AM): =/
Iemon fever (1:27:52 AM): i couldn't get in.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:27:56 AM): tobey maguire has beautiful eyes
Iemon fever (1:27:56 AM): sold out.
Iemon fever (1:28:13 AM): I said the same thing.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:28:15 AM): aww...= (
LlamasAttackedMe (1:28:25 AM): i got lucky
Iemon fever (1:28:46 AM): there were so many hardcore fans there.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:28:59 AM): when did you go?
Iemon fever (1:29:01 AM): this one guy was like "yeah, i've seen this two times already."
Iemon fever (1:29:07 AM): century 21?
Iemon fever (1:29:10 AM): i think..
LlamasAttackedMe (1:29:43 AM): wow
LlamasAttackedMe (1:29:51 AM): it was at century 22 too
LlamasAttackedMe (1:29:58 AM): that's where i saw it
Iemon fever (1:30:04 AM): when did you go?
LlamasAttackedMe (1:30:16 AM): mm i got there like at 8
LlamasAttackedMe (1:30:28 AM): but it was all sold out, so i saw the last showing at 9:50
Iemon fever (1:30:39 AM): jeez.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:31:12 AM): aww yeah
LlamasAttackedMe (1:31:15 AM): marvel hardcore
Iemon fever (1:31:38 AM): haha
Iemon fever (1:31:50 AM): i'll see it on sunday
LlamasAttackedMe (1:31:53 AM): when we went, there were tv cameras there
LlamasAttackedMe (1:31:59 AM): filming the lines
Iemon fever (1:32:28 AM): did they film you?
LlamasAttackedMe (1:32:41 AM): yeah, i'm pretty sure i got on camera at one point
LlamasAttackedMe (1:32:55 AM): we waited in line for maybe 1/2 hour or so
Iemon fever (1:33:43 AM): you crazy kids. :|
Iemon fever (1:33:53 AM): i hate waiting in lines.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:34:10 AM): haha me and laura were like: this is like fanime!
Iemon fever (1:35:25 AM): i watched saving private ryan.
Iemon fever (1:35:30 AM): it's so sad. : (
LlamasAttackedMe (1:35:47 AM): it's so..... tom hanks....
Iemon fever (1:36:20 AM): hey, man.. there is nothing wrong with tom hanks
Iemon fever (1:36:32 AM): he was cute on family ties.
Iemon fever (1:36:37 AM): or whatever that show was called.
LlamasAttackedMe (1:36:58 AM): haha
LlamasAttackedMe (1:37:06 AM): tom hanks is the shit
LlamasAttackedMe (1:37:24 AM): but tobey maguire still has beautiful eyes nonetheless
Iemon fever (1:37:51 AM): word.

So yeah. Go see it because there are no other good movies out right now. Crikey, Star Wars comes out in two weeks...... unleash the madness....

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good news to brighten up my day that hasn't started yet!! - Thursday, May 2, 2002

Tee hee hee. Yours truly shows up on many many different queries on Google. For instance, if you look up "Ejaculation Marathon", I'm the 5th result. Now should I be proud of that? If you don't believe me, then look for yourself. So yes, that is my disturbing news for the day.

Hmmmmm.... oh yes.... since I'm on the street team for Glassjaw and such, I get to promote by passing out stickers, notifying people, etc. Well apparently, I got an email from the street team director saying that I was signed up for the meet and greet at the Pound. Is that amazing or what? I am soooo ecstatic.... I MUST GO TO THE SHOW ON THE 19TH. I mean, crikey, I get to meet fuckin' Glassjaw!! That's probably the coolest thing I can think of at the moment. Wait, nooo..... there are much cooler things that could happen, but I would rather not share it with this audience. Hee hee..... I am too giddy right now..... and it's only 6 in the morning!! Well anyway, off I go now, for it's homework and shower time for me!!




*leaps for joy* ^_^

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___ in short. $
>>> Alias - Maggie* - P-chan - Slush Puppie
>>> Residence - Campbell, California - Not as exciting as you would like it to be.
>>> Years lived - 15 - They go by too slowly.
>>> Asian - Hates raving, Hondas, and such. - Loves rice. Give me rice and/or sushi, and I will be your friend.
>>> Status - Geek. Nerd. Dork. Loser. Whatever. - Or you could say that I'm smart.


___ interests and intrigues. @
>>> Writing. And drawing. Sometimes.
>>> Music faves - metal, emo, punk, hardcore. - But I don't limit myself. You shouldn't either.
>>> Shows and concerts - Duh.
>>> Anime - Clamp and don't bash me cause I like Sailor Moon.
>>> Internet - I use it too much, as you can tell.
>>> Food - I will eat anything, except for shit. That's a no-no.
>>> Sleep - I need it. Don't we all....


___ shameless plugging. 8
>>> Local bands you really must check out. Dredg, Keeping Ellis, A Burning Water, Fighting Jacks, THRVLTNSML, Olympic Year, Sloe, Division Day, onelinedrawing.


___ i have no friends. :
>>> Laura
>>> Jenny
>>> Samantha


___ archives. 1
>>> July 2001 - obsessed.
>>> August 2001 - lethargic.
>>> September 2001 - dead.
>>> October 2001 (part 1) - moody.
>>> October 2001 (part 2) - blasphemy.
>>> November 2001 (part 1) - phunny.
>>> November 2001 (part 2) - like... whoa.
>>> December 2001 - rejoice.
>>> January 2002 (part 1) - too long.
>>> January 2002 (part 2) - redefined.
>>> February 2002 - we go...
>>> March 2002 - together.
>>> April 2002 - pussywillow.


___ stalk me. -M
>>> You are here.
>>> Freeloaders, Inc.*
>>> AIM.
>>> E-mail.


___ link me. Q
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