little ms. "sweet and innocent."

Thursday, July 12, 2001
58 percent of Americans are still pissy about the election.
The general media won't report on it, but there's about 800 Bush hate sites online. (No, I haven't read any of them.)

"David Allen, the editor of DemocraticUnderground.com, also says he is fueled by anger at the press, which he argues is one of the reasons anti-Bush Web sites are so acerbic."At first we were typical liberals," says Allen, "bent on being fair and understanding the opposition's point of view. But then we said to ourselves: 'Why should we, when they don't bother to understand ours?'" Democratic Underground's most popular feature is a weekly column called "The Top 10 Conservative Idiots," which Allen says is a joy to publish."

Thursday, July 12, 2001
The future of Salon will probably be ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.

Thursday, July 12, 2001
littleyellowdifferent on freaks in boy bands
I think the date for this is July 10 or 12th (can't check at the moment), but it was funny.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Raymond Chandler's Hamlet
"My name's Horatio, Hamlet's gumshoe buddy, trying to stay clean in a dirty castle."

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Gack, a Pee Wee rave review
I think I'd hate this show if I was on it. Look at this: "For the "$2 million question," he announces that $1 comes off the clock for each second it takes him to finish reading the question; of course, he then stalls until the prize money gets down to around 20 bucks. When silence is required for the players to concentrate on a math puzzle, he brings on a mariachi band or the USC Marching Trojans." Gack, even worse than Weakest Link for bucks. How do you not smack this man?

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Woman who collects roadkill
Boy, do I not want to go over to HER house. It sorta sounds like my cousin's friend's husband, who goes to garage sales and buys up animal heads. The living room is so filled with corpses that my cousin and I call it "the morgue." But at least his are stuffed and cleaned up, for god's sake.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Nominate the Armpit of America
This reminds me of people saying that Fresno is the armpit of California, not that I've ever been there to verify this.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
They read the comics so you don't have to
I think I've posted some ripping-on-comics sites before, but I like the snarky tone of this column. This week's (June 25-July 1), for example, has "Now that Irving is a food neurotic too, Cathy tells him about how various different diets drive away various numbers of friends. Confidential to Cathy Guisewite: also readers."

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Great vanity license plates.
My favorites:
LUKE4 8: A driver cursed and tailgated one particularly slow car for some distance, and he noticed the vanity plate of the slow car. Getting home, he checked his trusty bible and read Luke 4:8 and found "And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan ..."
NOT OJ: Seen in Northern California on a White Bronco
NRVOUS: On a red porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)" This is the Ferris Bueller car!
"NYOMAD: This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW, Now You Owe Me A Drink...Scotch on the rocks, please
OR INNI: Seen on an Audi (Outie)
URAPNES: You are a penis, on a Florida high schooler's Volkswagen Corrado, license plate later taken away by state. While he owned the plate, the principal MADE him put paper over the plate every day to cover it when he parked in front of the school."

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Geek dating flow chart
Also from geekcheck.com, bad personal ads.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Daily Song Lyric Quiz
They print a line of lyrics from songs. There's also the Lyrics Challenge, where you can do the same from groups of Christmas, Beatles, SUNDAYS, Mazzy Star and grunge songs. (I wish they had more categories, but cool idea anyway.)

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
1600 Transylvania Avenue
"The last president may have felt the nation's pain," the presidential figurehead drawls to the press with a good ol' boy grin, "but this president promises to be responsible for it." I wish I could go see this. It's gotta be a hoot.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Cosmopolitans
So now there's this series on SFGate (which starts here, above link goes to most current entry written by this woman fictionalizing her friends' soap-operatic lives. Which is a pretty intriguing idea. Each entry really takes you into the moment they're all experiencing. While I wish there was a bit more told about the in-between moments (i.e. one character's dating someone in an episode, by the next one they're over), it is generally very cool writing. I'm worried about Zoe now.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
David Duchovny Paints With His Butt.
(Now, did you REALLY want to know that?)

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Mezines- the new trend?

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Those teenage boot camp "schools" are evil.
Beth of Bad Hair Days (see side link) was linking to stories about those hellish boot camps today. Reading the stories makes you just shudder in horror.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
More charging for access
This time it's the LATimes, which is already making people re-register and tell stuff like how much they make. Um, I'm afraid to ask why they're asking this, but I got confused at the "We don't really want to do that" remark that someone made. Huh? What's also interesting is they're wondering how many will bother to re-register, but it doesn't sound like they care much.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
So you may have already heard the story of Lizzie the mad publicist,
who threw a hissy and then drove over 15 people. Which is insane already, but scrolling down I found this comment by logan: "She has money, so she'll get community service (suspended), probably doing PR for a safe driving campaign, and a token fine. She'll take every opportunity to disparage and discredit the people she ran over, claim the doorman is lying, and settle all the personal injury suits out of court (complete with gag order). She'll never do a day in jail, and the lesson learned will be "Only go to clubs where they know to treat me like the superior person I am." Oh, and if there's a videotape, she'll try to keep it from being admitted into evidence claiming filming her without permission is a violation of her civil rights." He's probably right. Sad, isn't it?

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Once Inside A Mattress

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Jurassic Park 3 was filmed WITHOUT A SCRIPT.
To quote William H. Macy, "Who launched a $100 million ship without a rudder? What kind of idiot is that? And who's getting fired for this?'" Not that anybody probably thought #3 would be good after the debacle that was #2 (when that came out, I was taking a film class where we had to review movies. About eight people reviewed 2, and every last one of them said it was horrid), but having NO SCRIPT probably guarantees it's dinocrapola.

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
So it's a big worrisome deal that Japanese women aren't breeding.
It's a hard knock life for those who do, having a kid and wanting to be home with it basically fucks over your career if you're female for good, and people look down on your for breeding anyway, so why bother? Given the crap that Japanese women have to put up, I can't blame them. But why the major uproar that the birth rate is decreasing? Sure, there's issues with old folks outnumbering the rest (see below on that link in the discussions), but generally we don't need more people overpopulating the planet (and Japan's small and overcrowded anyway). To me that kinda takes precedence over economic hell in one country. (But I'm not an economist, I could be wrong.) Birth rates going down is probably a good thing to have in more places, though. "For more than a decade, spooked politicians have tried castigating, cajoling and finally bribing women to have babies. But as long as men can't or won't help raise their children and are penalized if they put family ahead of work, their wives say they can't have careers and children."

Tuesday, July 10, 2001
Who's the Real President: Rowe or Cheney?
Gack, this is disturbing.

Monday, July 9, 2001
Bad Headlines

Monday, July 9, 2001
The Carthedral
Make sure you look at all the pictures. This is amazing.

Monday, July 9, 2001
Backstreet Boy goes to rehab

Monday, July 9, 2001
Quotation Database

Sunday, July 1, 2001
Colby dumps the Aztec
(a) he's got enough cars (b) it's just not cool (c) it's too practical for a guy like him (d) he's moving anyway (e) I can always make up that lost million on eBay.

Sunday, July 1, 2001
Hello Kitty Tetris

Sunday, July 1, 2001
A hand held lie detector.
Um. Right.

Sunday, July 1, 2001
This is about the fifth time Xena's died. I'm not worried about ending the franchise...
This line reminds me of Soapdish: "How do I write for a guy THAT DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD?"

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Gasp! Men might actually like older women!
I'm really only linking to this because of this phrase: "It may come as no surprise that women such as Sharon Stone and Julianne Moore would be seen as attractive." And these are their examples of "older women"- i.e. women who don't remotely look their age.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
How to Dance Goth
Man. Is it just me, or are Goths lame dancers? This reminds me of one girl I know who does the "stewardess" and "shopping cart" dances. It's all very similar.

Then there's the Goth lines to use in bed.
"You have a psychedelic penis."
"Wait...I'll be right back...I need to download one more program..."
"Hmmmm, let's take a break. I need to check my e-mail and I'm sure you probably do too...."
"You ARE a girl/boy.right?"
"Well.you could pretend I'm a boy/girl!"
"It's no good, I'm gonna have to take the sunglasses off. I can't see a damn thing."
"You want to put your pet snake WHERE?!?"

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Puffy is a Moron, Part 3 or 4 or something by now
"Sean "Puffy" Combs would like to thank the Academy - in advance. The rap mogul has his first movie role - a small part as a Manhattan gangster in the upcoming crime comedy "Made" - but he fully expects to win not one, but two Oscars someday. "You know, I don't want to come off cocky or arrogant..." (I cut the last bit off because leaving out that hard work stuff sounds even funnier.)

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Angelina thinks Lara's a lesbian.
In even freakier news, now she wants to breed with Billy Bob. God help America.

When I was on vacation, I ended up watching One Life to Live one day, which I hadn't seen in quite awhile. The episode was featuring one of the more evil scary couples on television (not necessarily that they're always doing evil, but the combustion level), Todd and Blair. Todd's best described as an on-again-off-again psychopath who's generally pissy and sour even when he's not up to something (but funny as hell at other times), while major mental illness runs rampant in every other member of Blair's family, plus she's kinda screwy, a money grubber, lies a lot, gets involved in bad things, etc. Oh, and they're both into lawbreaking in a bad bad way. Not only have they bred one child, she's pregnant again. Watching their child Starr on the screen, I kept thinking "Wow, total hellspawn." (Even if you're not into soaps, read this link, as her list of crimes at the age of ten cracks me up. Actually, this kinda applies to the psychopath link too)

Angelina and Billy Bob seem to be heading in a similar direction.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Real Doll: The male version
I'm amused at all the pictures of naked or seminaked guy lying around grabbing his crotch. Just like a Real Man! This is pretty odd, though: "Interchangable penis system: Each Male doll will come with a flacid and an erect version of the penis size selected; We currently have 6", 7", and 8" sizes. Custom penis sizes can be discussed on a case by case basis. The male doll can also ejaculate by connecting a remote syringe, and we plan to offer various flavors." I'm afraid to ask. (Note: Link doing something weird and going to Diaryland as of morning of 7/1, if this doesn't stop just type www.realdoll.com/ads.html into your browser, or do "open in new window" or something. Occasionally this bug happens, I have no idea why.).

Saturday, June 30, 2001
New STD?
Frankly, this thing just sounds totally weird. Especially this stuff: (a) this supposedly increases your sex drive and (b) people are trying to GET "the clam" so they can have a huge sex drive. You know, if nobody knows what this supposed disease IS yet, or what it does to you, is it really a smart idea to go er, clamming for it? It might have some lovely side effects you won't like so much, then you end up horny but unable to get it on so much. Gack.

On another clam note, now there's a Furby friend. Those who thought the Furby looked disturbing will NOT want to check this out, but let's face it, you'll find it all over the place in six months anyway, right?

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Memento analysis.
As well as info about the plot holes. I actually haven't seen this movie, but after reading up on it I'm not sure anyone who's seen it gets it much either! Sounds hella confusing.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Blaming abortion for a smaller number of Indian girls.
Yes, this is disturbing. However, I don't necessarily think we can blame it all on abortion here. I don't think it's okay to base an abortion purely on the infant's gender in the first place, and this shouldn't be allowed. (Can't help that.) But I've heard of other countries that have also killed them at birth or abandoned them. It's the cultural pressures to have a boy that are more the problem than abortion.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Well, whatdya know: Dubya used to make fake ID's.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Is it right to ask your descendants to not breed?
"An affidavit filed by Mr Richard Scheinberg includes a 1985 "memorandum of wishes" written by Mr John Hammond in relation to his grandchildren. In it, he wrote of his "express wish" that they did not have children, as they had inherited a disease known as neurofibromatosis - benign tumours that grow in and around the nerves, which "may be relatively mild, but can be most severe, as in the case of the Elephant Man...".
"In the case of the boys, they can marry a widow with children or cause their wives to implant the sperms of a donor, or adopt." Ms Ronite Hammond could have "an implant with the sperm of the husband from another woman's egg ..." Mr John Hammond said that if these wishes were not followed, the grandchildren, because of their condition, should not be given financial assistance from his estate to support themselves."

Now in some ways I can't blame the fellow. He is nice enough to suggest other ways to breed, and if I found out my family had a nasty inherited disease running through it (other than diabetes, there aren't any confirmed) I don't think I'd want them to breed either. But as others (thanks Anna and Decoder, not that either of you read this) told me, this case isn't as simple as that. They (a) have it very mildly, and at the time the memorandum was written, there wasn't the type of DNA prenatal testing they have today. Apparently this disease mostly manifests in birthmarks and shortness. In that case, it's all a different story...

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Another one bites the dust. June must be a bad month for websites.
Farewell, Pamie. (For anyone who reads the archives, all Pamie links are now dead.) Man, am I glad I don't have any popular sites. I also spent tonight trying to convince the Under Sedation boys (look, ANOTHER PLUG!) to not quit. At least they're not quitting now.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Psychedelic Republicans
Man, are these fugly pictures.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Sequel(s) to A.I.
Yeah, a movie may happen.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Google in Bork or Elmer Fudd

Saturday, June 30, 2001
So my coworker's daddy got in Newsweek....
(the fellow pictured), and we are just totally having fun with it this week. One guy was caught using "Hey, wanna see his dad's picture?" as a pickup line on an intern, and the rest of us spent Thursday's lunch ripping on him. "So, your dad's a science dude! What did he think when you said you wanted to go into journalism?" (mumbled) "It didn't really come up." "You got any siblings? What do they do?" (mumbled)"She's a doctor..." We are evil.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
The end of Napster
Now the only way you can use Napster is if you download a new version, which (a) blocks almost all songs AND (b) crashes the computer. "The research firm Webnoize Inc. reported that Napster fans offered an average of just 1.5 songs each for sharing, a paltry number compared with the average of 220 songs shared in February." Man, am I glad I never used Napster. What a pain in the ass. (updated 7/10: And now it doesn't even work any more. Joy.)

However, guess what folks? There's a viable, UNSTOPPABLE alternative out there after all! And also another.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Life at the Mustang Ranch

Saturday, June 30, 2001
No smokers hired here.
A few cities now will no longer hire smokers at all, claiming smokers are sick more, sick longer, and take too many breaks. While I don't know about the sick thing (the smokers I know don't seem to get sick more than others to me), they might have a point on breaks, depending on how much they smoke. The "must smoke every hour" crowd (some of which I was hanging out with for TV watching this quarter) take about 20 minutes every time they take a smoke break. Hourly. That's not great...But this still doesn't seem like a fair thing to do to me, even if they're getting away with it legally.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Where'd all the UFO's go?
Have they left Earth? Better at hiding? Better at mass posthypnotic suggestion?

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Polly Esther on the radio!

Saturday, June 30, 2001
Why are these people famous for non-hits?
There's also this one about all the idiots on reality TV. "Maybe this all stems from some kind of language breakdown. Celebrities often use the phrase "I first gained notoriety" when they really mean "I first gained notice." The latter means they became widely known; the most common definition of the former means they became widely but unfavorably known."

In the meantime, it gets harder to cast reality shows without actor/models. "The entertainment industry faces a potential crisis, albeit one that appears largely of its own making and excess. It is rapidly running out of real people.
Not just any real people, mind you, but young, good-looking real people--the kind willing to lay bare their personal lives, have their images edited, shaped and spliced, and say inane things on command. Moreover, to remain useful, these people must be able to do all this and still seem "real," as opposed to looking like shameless show-biz wannabes and shills."

Saturday, June 30, 2001
The annoyance of secret shoppers.
I wasn't that interested with the article they print here, but the comments below it were better, particularly geekgirl's.

Saturday, June 30, 2001
The Satcher report: good or bad?
The above (good) link says: "Indeed, our bearded and bespectacled hero is at this moment locked into the crosshairs of conservative bayonets. He has rejected their sacred belief that appropriate sex education must not mention sex. And the most inflamed among them might possibly be Satcher's own commander in chief, George W. Bush, who is reported by at least one senior official to have little confidence in Satcher, whose report angers him greatly. (Bush's confidence, it seems, is in his own approach of withholding information, employed so effectively with his own children and the issue of alcohol.)"

The bad: "The progressive elements are news only to the hopelessly clueless. And the conservative elements pander to the current powers that be. Basically, the new report is a hopeless mishmash of contradictory platitudes that will be forgotten by the time the ink is dry on tomorrow's headlines. It won't change anyone's views, certainly not mine, certainly not those of the real powers in the Bush administration, who never let the truth interfere with their posturing or programs. They're already dismissing the new report -- by ignoring it (except to say Friday, through Bush spokesman Ari Fleischer, "The president thinks abstinence education is important"). They may be Neanderthals when it comes to sex, but they're not stupid about politics. They know that the best way to deal with this little whisper of sexually fresh air is to let it sail into the black hole of yesterday's news."

I'm shocked to hear that the report was delayed until Clinton got out of office. And if you scroll down, you can see the nasty little comment I made at the bottom about people who don't want their kids educated about sex.

And wouldn't you just know he'd do this? "Like a pimply teenager smoking his first pack of Marlboros despite its warning label, President Bush has soundly rejected the U.S. Surgeon General's latest advice.
Just one week after Dr. David Satcher issued the Call to Action to Promote Sexual Health and Responsible Sexual Behavior, which aims "to begin a mature, thoughtful and respectful discussion nationwide about sexuality," Bush's Health and Human Services Secretary announced $17.1 million in new abstinence-only funding. By ignoring America's top doc, Bush must have impressed his conservative buddies. What a rebel! Ignorance of health options is so cool. Comprehensive sex education is, like, so five minutes ago.
Only a moron could think that Dr. Satcher's scientifically rigorous report would confirm abstinence-only-until-marriage as THE remedy for today's sociosexual ills." Man, isn't she blunt?
"Today, my 16-year-old niece, Elaine, recently survived her sex education. It reviewed more of the same dry reproductive anatomy, plus multiple slides showing close-ups of festering venereal sores. See what happens when you have sex? A retired minister, married 50 years to the same woman, drove the chastity theme home by confirming marriage as the only safe place to perform the dirty deed. My sister gleefully recounted Elaine's gross out in the car on the way home from school: "I'm NEVER going to have sex. Yuck! Ewww!" People thought I was being extreme over at mouthorgan, but here's an example of um, why I said that. I about puked reading that last paragraph.

On another note in another country, the president of Kenya is embarrassed about having to buy 300 million condoms and the religious folks are pissed off. So his solution? Ask everyone to not have sex for two years. Um, yeah, right, THAT'LL HAPPEN.

Friday, June 29, 2001
Poor Jim Jeffords
His picture's in the urinal and on barf bags, his singing group broke up because they now hate him (I told you Lott was an ass), his entire staff and wife think he's wrong, and his son's so pissed he wants to name his firstborn Reagan Nixon Jeffords.

Friday, June 29, 2001
Queer heterosexuals
In all honesty, I'm confused by this article and what it's really referring to. Does it mean "people who relate to gays?" Does it mean "guys who set off gaydar and yet are straight?" Does it mean you have gay friends? Does it mean you're a poser? Does it mean that you like to screw around and not commit instead of settling down and breeding? The aforementioned questions are all given as examples of what they mean, but they don't all exactly work into one definition. Ditto all the new terminology in it- straight queer, queerly aspiring straight, queerly affiliated, anti-homophobic straight, gay-friendly, and straight with a twist. I'm not entirely sure why we need titles specifically for straight people who don't act stereotypical "breeder" or like to hang out with gay people. When I read the headline I thought "hey, that's my cousin" (who sure seems like he'd be gay, but surprisingly isn't), and it made more sense with that than anything.

Friday, June 29, 2001
The Gullibility Test
While the test isn't all that good in telling you how gullible you are, the questions are interesting.

Friday, June 29, 2001
This show sounds actually interesting
On another note, why on earth did Big Brother cast someone named BUNKY?

I haven't seen this show yet, but already everyone sounds like an asshole. "The big three aka The Brat Pack, Justin Mike and Will, sat for a couple of hours on the hammock planning. They don’t want to just get rid of the woman. They want to "F---" Them the night before they vote them out. Justin states that’s why all his friends like him because of his cruelty to woman. He states he wants to "crush" Krista. He referred to all woman as bit*hes that deserve it. Will stated Bunky is a disgrace to all Gay people. Justin thinks Bunky is hot for him and will try to seduce him as a strategy to win him over. They intend to use sex to get rid of Autumn, Kristy, and Sheryl, they will tell Nicole their voting for Sheryl but to keep it quiet, then they will vote Nicole out. The stories these guys told about what they've done and will do to woman are too much for this news group if you saw this you know what I mean."

And by now you probably already know that Justin got kicked out of the house for knifeplay with a housemate. Bleeech. In order to stir up controversy they have sure dug up some assholes. It's creepy as hell. (I'm not even getting into some of the other shit I've read about in the last two days.)

Friday, June 29, 2001
The Bridget Jones Quiz

Friday, June 29, 2001
Who wants to donate money to Linda Tripp?
"This woman has so much brass she would set off an airport security machine if she walked through it naked."
She laments in her letter that she owes $2 million in legal fees and “I now find myself with no money for rent, transportation, food, heat and utilities and other basics of life.” A few months ago she could afford expensive plastic surgery, however."

Friday, June 29, 2001
She blinded me with bad web design!

Friday, June 29, 2001
Saddam Hussein wrote a romance novel

Friday, June 29, 2001
This sucks.
"Here’s another statistic that frightened me a lot—only one percent of convictions result in a prison sentence of more than one year.
It’s such a double-edged sword. The survivor gets so little out of going to the hospital and reporting the crime—a long and invasive medical examination. A string of questions about a situation she (or he) is uncomfortable about. The chance of having people she doesn’t want to know find out about the assault. The likelihood of not being believed. The opportunity to have her entire life scrutinized and exploited by a defense attorney (although there are better laws surrounding this approach now, it’s still far from perfect). Public blame and guilt. And the huge likelihood of having it all end with the rapist getting slapped on the wrist if he gets anything at all."

Friday, June 29, 2001
So much for Sharon not blaming the zoo

Friday, June 29, 2001
Another reason to think Barbra's a moron
"Barbra Streisand is urging her fans to be more energy efficient - but she's not practicing what she preaches.
She still flies on fossil fuel-sucking private jets, roams the roads in gas-guzzling limos and SUVs, and vacations on big power boats. She routinely keeps the central air conditioning blasting frigid air in her many homes - including her Manhattan penthouse - even when she's thousands of miles away.
A far cry from the energy-conservation advice on her Web site (www.barbrastreisand.com), where she implores fellow Californians to turn their thermostats up to 78 degrees when they're home, and 85 degrees when they're out.
"She'd melt like the wicked witch in 'The Wizard of Oz' if her place was 78 degrees, much less 85," our source noted.
When asked what, if any, of the energy-saving advice on the Streisand Web site was being followed by the conservation-crusading star, her spokesman told a reporter last week, "She never meant that it necessarily applied to her." (And did that spokesman say that line with a straight face?)

Lovin' Dave Barry. "I know I speak for all Californians when I say: ``Thank you, Miss Streisand! It's always helpful to be lectured on conservation by somebody whose personal residence consumes the same amount of energy as Brazil!''

Friday, June 29, 2001
I wonder what his landlord thinks of this?

Friday, June 29, 2001
How do YOU say F***** Company?

Friday, June 29, 2001
Worst Country Song Titles
My favorites: I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart and I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?

Friday, June 29, 2001
Men ;) more than women, study says.
Ironically, I ;) an awful lot. Maybe I am a guy after all.

Friday, June 29, 2001
Weblog Junior High
This cracks me up, especially the part about hitsluts- link me link me link me link me link me link me link me...

Friday, June 29, 2001
Advertising hell, part 2
can be found at this link now.