Tuesday, May 1, 2001
Oh for crying out fucking loud
"The Christian Right is shooting down proposed anti-bullying legislation proposed by the Washington state legislature because it may interfere with God-fearing young people's rights to speak out against homosexuality."

To quote someone posting here, hughestd, "If anyone had any doubt as to whether or not the christian right was wholly evil, well i can't imagine they have any doubts any more.
Is there anything, anything at all, that the government might do to try to improve the lives of gay people that these assholes won't oppose?"

Tuesday, May 1, 2001
Rod Stewart, who knows all about marriage...
"Veteran singer Rod Stewart, who by now knows a thing or two about relationships...the gossip column favourite said the vows "should be written like a dog's licence that has to be renewed every year."
Stewart, who at 56 can boast two marriages, five children and several other high-profile relationships, is currently dating a 29-year-old woman.
"It's such a rarity for people to stay together that 68 percent of marriages fail. I don't want to urinate on the party, but one must consider that before getting married."

Did he really say "urinate?" I doubt it.

Tuesday, May 1, 2001
Toilet as musical instrument.
You knew the following lines would have to be used in this:

"I do my best thinking while sitting down," Phillips said.
The idea of inventing an entirely new musical instrument did not come easily to Mountain Man Bob, who confesses he is handicapped by having "not a lick of musical talent." He came up with the Modie-Harp. Using a commode seat, Phillips put adjustable spacers between the seat and lid, leaving a gap of about 6 inches. He then strung a set of eight strings across the seat opening, bending them around a metal bar and attaching the other end to the lid. By use of Super Sensitive tuners, normally employed by country fiddlers, Phillips was about to tune the strings at either end of the instrument, giving a sound that he describes as sounding "partly like a harp and partly like an open-string guitar."
Phillips then grew philosophical. "It's important to make a contribution while you're here on this earth," he said. "Now I feel like I'm harping my way to heaven."

Tuesday, May 1, 2001
My engagement ring
Not that I'm remotely close to marriage, but I want this ring, preferably in some other stones (despite it being my birthstone, I don't really like diamonds. They're white, how boring) though.

Anyway, if you click on the link on that page you can design your own ring.

Tuesday, May 1, 2001
This cracked me up:
As a kid, I totally agreed with the psychiatric treatment line.

"68. An American In Paris. Yeah, right. Have not seen it. Will not see it. Will not entertain notion of seeing it, even in jest. Cannot judge musicals with any sort of objectivity due to deep-seated, long-lasting hatred of them. Refuse to "give them a chance" or believe that "this one's different." Suspect that grown-ups who provide exposition via song or dance need immediate psychiatric treatment; do not want to hear from grown-ups who enjoy other grown-ups providing exposition via song and dance. Nearly killed self at performance of Showboat by ripping off own arm and beating self with it during fourth reprise of "Old Man River"; threatened, in all seriousness, to kill Wing Chun when she jokingly offered to purchase tickets to Jekyll & Hyde as birthday gift. Do not think Paris is all that, either. Will not respond to emails attempting to change mind."

Monday, April 30, 2001
An e-mail interview with Dave Eggers
As I mentioned previously, I figured Dave must be a real pain to interview if he insists on pulling the shots in the interview (i.e. reserving the right to answer with gobbledygook and forcing them to publish it). Here's an example of an e-mail interview with him here. To my surprise he didn't actually do gobbledygook and for the most part gave pretty genuine-sounding answers, but there's quite a few "No comments." Not that I don't blame him for the email suspicion bit, mind you, I think e-mail interviews can be good and useful and I do them on occasion. But I do think it's rather frustrating to have to put up with the shutdown thing. Like I normally do back-and-forth on e-mail interviews, and my guess is he wouldn't allow that either.

In the event I was supposed to interview the guy, I think I'd pick out totally random weird questions and see what he came up with. Like what were his deep meaningful thoughts on cheese or something.

Monday, April 30, 2001
Oz Prison Bitch Name Generator.
I don't know why I'm linking to this. I also don't know why I came out with Jockstrap Jockey twice.

On a similar theme, you can get your Technopagan name (Sheriff mp3 Junkie??) or find a surreal domain name like dancingmushroomssofa.net, sherbertpicklekinky.net, rubberassfurniture.org, sexactionducky.com or crunchymysteryart.org.

Monday, April 30, 2001
Night of 1,000 Jennifers

Monday, April 30, 2001
The agony of writing Millionaire questions
"When I finished my master's degree at Columbia University's journalism school in the spring of 1999, I saw myself writing hard-hitting investigative pieces and deeply moving feature stories on the human condition. I certainly didn't expect to spend nearly a year writing and researching such scintillating queries as, "According to the traditional kids' joke, why did the chicken cross the road? A) to visit friends B) to get to the other side C) to flee the farmer or D) to return a video."
Unfortunately, for every Sumerian or patent question I wrote, I have to own up to at least five inane questions such as, "With your right palm placed against a table, put the following four fingers in order from right to left: A) thumb, B) index, C) ring and D) pinky," or, "What is the word for more than one mouse? A) mouses b) meece C) mice or D) moose." Forever will I bear the shame and ignominy of releasing such stupidity on the public."

Monday, April 30, 2001
The strange life and times of an adult Macaulay Culkin
Reading this, it's all kinda sad what happened to him. But then again, I always wondered what did happen to the fella. He doesn't sound like he's doing great, but not that terribly either.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Just linking to this because the subject matter is hilarious.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
A contrasting comment to the above.
I linked to an article about that day care study in the last weblog or so so I won't do it again, but this woman (who stays at home) was delighted at the validation about how much, much better it is for moms to stay home and avoid daycare. This entire thing has kinda gotten on my nerves on both sides, so I figured I'd give my perspective on it.

I was a daycare baby from a young age, as my parents needed the mommy money. I stayed with my grandmother for a few years until the senility started to kick in, then was in a series of various daycare situations for years until I hit fifth grade and Mom decided I was mature enough to stay home by myself. Which I was. Never got into trouble.

I liked two of the daycares I went to, the first and the last, because my friends were also there and we got to play all afternoon. That was the most fun for me. Other daycares I didn't like so much, mainly because they either had little to do (then again, I'm an only child and very good at amusing myself) or I wasn't that interested in the kids there. There was one daycare I really didn't like because while the woman was really nice, her own kids were kinda snobby. These daycares varied in size, though most were pretty small, around five kids or less (one woman babysat two of us). Two I went to were large and were the official daycares for an elementary school (one I attended and one I did not).

How were the kids, you ask? You'd be surprised: nearly every kid I was in daycare with, and there were a lot, were NOT violent kids. They were perfectly calm and normal. Including me, who's about the least violent person you could ever hope to meet. There was only one daycare (yes, it was the biggest one I attended, about 20ish kids and 6 adults)- one of the elem schools) where there were jerky violent kids. I can think of about three people there who were violent. And that's it. I kinda blamed it on the daycare providers at the time because they weren't much for punishment- they'd put a kid in timeout, and then she'd go up to them a minute later and say "I'm sorry," and they'd let her loose again.

Did I wish my mom stayed home with me during those years? Yes, I did. But in all honesty it wasn't that I wanted to play with her all day so much as I really hated getting picked up late from daycare. Most closed at about 5 or 5:30, and my mother wouldn't show up until 6 or 6:30 if I was lucky. She's always been chronically late and has no interest in changing that *sigh* The older I got, the less I gave a damn about whether or not she was home, really.

And I think that Mom's sanity was a lot better working at a job she liked with people that she liked than had she been locked in a house with me all day. She's never done well at being stuck home all day long, and really hates it on weekends when she is. She is a total bitchy crab unless she gets to go out somewhere. I do well at home all day, but not for days and days on end when I can't leave the house or find something more intellectual to do than take care of someone (as is what I'm stuck doing when home on vacations now, albeit a handicapped father is a lot different than a sticky three year old to be home with). I don't think I'd do well as a stay at home mom. I think I'd get very bored, stir crazy and resentful, and not pleasant to be home with. That said, in the event I went insane and wanted children, I'd try to stay home part-time and work part-time so I could keep some sanity. I'd actually love to work from home at some point in life, but I've heard that's a joke when working at home with small children.

I don't think the kid is better off being stuck at home with someone who doesn't want to be there, or if they're going to be financially impoverished. I also don't think all kids who go through daycare are going to come out damaged and violent from it. Sure, I didn't do the study, but from what I saw personally I really don't think it's that bad. As "starmama" said in this link, "Most children who go to daycare for more than 40 hours a week grow up to be wonderful, well adjusted people. Some kids who never stayed with anyone but mom & dad kill other people and die in prison. I truly do not believe in the validity of the report in question and take offense that some of the behaviors listed are considered "problem" behaviors."

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Watch your language
How a "robbery" for charity went wrong.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
The troubles of running a weblog
"The whole crash has also caused some problems in finding links. Before I post anything, I think "Is this site even going to be up in another week?" Sadly, he's got a point. I had links for this weekend that had been deleted a few days after I found them.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Before They Were Stars: The Daria Edition
An odd little "flipbook" featuring sketches of the Daria characters from 1995. People have certainly changed since then.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Cults Across America
Just read it.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Overheard in Berkeley
Now this is a cool weblog idea too: this chick writes down the bizarre conversations she overhears. Given her location, they're especially good.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Surreal Estate
SF housing is so incredibly bizarre that they've got a weekly column on how bad it is. In the above link, there's a meat locker offered as an apartment (yes, you read that right), and there's also a guy whose oddly constructed living arrangements I wish there was a photo of.

"He surveyed the four-bedroom craftsman-style Berkeley bungalow and settled on a six-by-nine-foot stairwell/laundry room. He then constructed a floating home that would make a dog-faced bat think he'd died and gone to heaven.

Using his carpentry skills Ben built a wooden platform hovering just two feet from the ceiling above the spiral stairway that leads to a ground floor in-law apartment. Add a couple of layers of egg foam and voila: a sleeping slot.

Then he cobbled together two "shelves" -- strong enough to hold his weight -- along perpendicular walls. "This was my only walking space," he explains, the pride of a Tom Sawyer burbling in his voice. With a chair and a guitar, the lower shelf became his perch-like music studio. But when his chair was rotated 90 degrees to face the upper shelf, Ben could sit at his desk and become, well, an insane man pretending that a shelf over a washer/dryer was really an office."

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Features for your computer.
You just gotta see the pictures.

Sunday, April 29, 2001
Life in Hell comics, scanned!
Enjoy the brilliance of works like this.

On a similar note, here's some Simpsons quotes.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
The relationship between the Republicans and the religious right
(Thanks Medley) I was going to quote from this, but I'd be quoting for a looooong time.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
You gotta love irony
"In 1973, the Loud family of Santa Barbara, California, allowed PBS into its home to shoot An American Family. The 12-hour series was meant to feature a typical American household, but by the end of the documentary, husband Bill's extramarital affairs had been exposed, wife Pat had kicked him out of the house and son Lance had come out of the closet into an unwelcoming pre-Will & Grace world."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Wow. What cool art.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
The ultimate making fun of chain letters chain letter
"I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on,then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Why the Bible sucks
"What -- Old Testament rules from God no longer apply today, since we're under the New Covenant? Then there are some people who are trying to hang the Ten Commandments on public schools walls that you should have a talk with!"

Losing My Religion is an interesting site that makes a point that I've always wondered about: "We're a couple ex-Christians who take issue with the validity of the Christian faith, because of the way it portrays God as an immoral and cruel being, yet tries to present itself as a source of good moral values."

"If you look at the amount of blood spilled, and the pain and misery inflicted on the human race, Christianity is by far the greater evil. Even though nasty things have been done in the name of Satan, these activities pale in comparison to what was done in Jesus name during the Inquisition, for example, or the Jewish pogroms of this century. So in the spirit of Jesus' advice to cast the beam out of one's own eye before complaining about the mote in another's, Christians would do well to clean up their own backyard first.

What we're against is the notion of god that Christians have created. Christians describe God to be compassionate, wise and just, yet ascribe to him behavior that is unjust, foolish and downright evil. They claim that a twisted religion like Christianity comes from God. We have more respect for God than that, and do not accuse him of being the author of such a corrupt system. If we disparage God in any way, it is the Christian-invented "god" that we address, not God himself."

On a lighter note, here's how God is as a university professor.

You might as well start your own religion.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
1,400 pieces of spam in the box?!
Read Gael's tale of an amazing lot of spam cloggage.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
This is a good idea...
a blog on the things you think while you're reading a book. If I didn't read so bloody fast this would be fun for me to try.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Bad Design
No, my school is not this bad, and I can't imagine that so many idiots get away with desiging crappy products like these!

"There is just one problem with this ultrahip living room: you can't do much living in it. If you lean to the left or the right in the chairs, you tip over. The sofa and loveseat, both armless, are as hard as rocks, and the table wiggles so much it is almost impossible to eat on. In fact, about the only time Mr. Cardran, a Web-site designer, uses the room is to entertain clients who "don't stay long." Still, he wouldn't dream of refurnishing: "I used to say my idea of suffering for art was not smoking in an art gallery. Now, it's being at home."

Unfortunately, cutting-edge design is often more about how a product looks than about more mundane concerns, such as whether you can actually use it. The result: Chairs that tip over, juicers that don't juice, teapots that burn your fingers and sofas so hard they hurt. Target even had to revamp one of its hot sellers, a $3.99 spatula designed by famed architect Michael Graves, after customers complained that its curved head made it tough to flip pancakes."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
This is what comes from playing Truth or Dare on the Internet.
Really.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
So There
Put your farewell letters on the Internet. Very well written stuff here.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Mo Libs

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Dictator or sit-com character?
This is what I got on first try:
"You are player number 2 to have chosen Daria from Daria. I knew you were Daria from Daria from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck." I then stumped it by playing Garfield, then remembered that he didn't count as a sitcom character. Oops.

Later on, some people started playing it as themselves to see what character they came out with. Apparently I'm "Alyssa Milano from Charmed." Alyssa Milano is a character?

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Duckies, duckies everywhere!
For more information, here's the FAQ. "Why a plastic duck race?
We considered stuffed sheep but foresaw traffic problems in Oxford Street."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Here's an interesting article...
on the nature of blackness.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Here comes the death of pro-choice.
Taking a good idea and twisting it to further their own ends. We are fucked.

Contrastingly, the all-worshipped Bible defines life as starting from the moment of birth.

Incidentally, I rather liked this article by a pro-life woman who figured out why we have such different ideologies. At least, I appreciated her trying to view it from another perspective. I wrote some comments about it over at 3WA that I'll reprint here just in case something goes haywire on the forums in the future:

I wonder if the author has noticed that a lot of pro-life people are NOT pro-birth control or family planning. A lot of these people fight against methods of preventing children before abortion becomes necessary. When they try to create a culture in which a woman not only MUST have a child if she becomes pregnant for any reason (even rape, even if the birth control fails), but makes it bloody difficult to attempt to prevent conception in the first place, this is when I get really afraid.

A woman in this situation cannot control what happens to her life if she can't get birth control and can't get rid of an unwanted pregnancy that comes from the lack of birth control. She can choose to remain forever celibate, but even that can't rule out the possibility of rape and impregnation from it. This is where that "conspiracy" thing comes in for me. This is creating a culture in which I become nothing but an incubator once I get pregnant, and there's nothing I can do about it. I am stuck dealing with the mommy complications like it or not, if I can afford to have the kid or not, if it'll kill me or not. The baby now rules my life and certainly destroys all hopes I had for it prior to the baby.

The pro-lifers may not see it this way- all they want is the baby not to die, and they'd probably be surprised to find out how many of the pro-choice people aren't delighted at the idea of baby death- but the baby's life can certainly fuck up the life of the mother, and a lot of these pro-life people are not going to be around to help the mother after the birth when she has to live with the child. It's not THEIR life that is being affected by this. It's like, how dare you tell me what I can and can't do when it doesn't affect YOU at all? I don't think you have the right to do that.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Great line from Prudie
"There are no signs saying, "In case of masturbation, pull this cord."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Put your hidden shame on the mantlepiece!
"You know you don’t have to be ashamed, but you just don’t feel right displaying your vibrator on a shelf. Display it within a plush forest creature and avoid awkward questions from those who don’t understand."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
The real origin of monogamy
"Long-term relationships are fundamentally dishonest. And it's all the fault of females.
Scientists claim that monogamous relationships among many species, including humans, only persist because females have found a way to disguise whether they are fertile.
The researchers claim that by offering sex anytime, but no clues as to whether they will conceive, females trick males into hanging round for a long time.
The evolution of this deception is the only reason that monogamy has developed."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Has anyone heard about this?
I know nothing about it, but it sounds totally bizarre. But here's some sites related to it. However, this site apparently has everything there is to know on the entire plot and conspiracy so far and how to find the info. I admit it, I went in and read the entire synopsis (since I can't hack, I'll never solve the mystery, so what the hell) and was very, very impressed at the levels and complications and whatall is in this. This is a VERY VERY WELL DONE PLOT! If Agatha Christie had been a techie...heck, even the mistress of murder couldn't have done better than this. Kinda ironic that all I've heard about the actual movie is that it's supposed to be Haley Joel Osment doing Bicentennial Man. If it was all about this plot instead, I might actually go.

Here's another mystery for ya.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
That germy Prince Charles
Frankly, I am shocked that they actually made a prince and his entourage conform to stuff like this. How embarrassing, to be treated like a leper like that. (I mean, do ya think the Prince really comes in contact with that stuff? I highly doubt it.)

Saturday, April 28, 2001
"Adventures" in working in a movie theater.
(Kinda posted in honor of my friend Jackie who now works in one.) "There was one time when an older couple came up to the box office and asked for two tickets to Kalifornia, Brad Pitt's serial killer movie. I asked them if they were sure, and they said they were, so I sold them the tickets. After about fifteen minutes, they came out shaken. Apparently, they'd thought it was going to be a happy romp in California. I offered a refund, but they said they'd just go into a different movie.

Specifically, they said they'd like to see True Romance, because it sounded sweet."

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Today's Example of Dull Journalism
is this story, which I'm posting as an example of "No News Whatsoever Here, I Just Had To Turn In Something For My Editor For Monday." Sadly, these articles happen from time to time. You can tell the poor schmuck writing it was doing the best he could to drum up something new, but he sounds bored out of his mind anyway.

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Indecent Proposal as a marriage primer?!

Saturday, April 28, 2001
Holiday greetings in April! Ha Ha Ha!

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
There's sure a "lot" of "quotes" in this "interview."

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Al Pacino dribbled all over my mother's bathroom rug
Not quite as bad as it sounds, but damn close.

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Cheater cheater
Mark Burnett must worship Colby, I swear. Not only is he getting away with the coral thing (at least, I haven't heard bupkis about it in weeks), if you check this link (admittedly written by a pissy and biased source, but his research looks correct) you'll see that Colby's already been handed a reward challenge (I can't find the link that Lance wrote on this, but it amounts to in that rope/carabiner challenge, Colby had two off the rope for a split second and won the ranch dinner anyway) and an immunity challenge when he shouldn't have. (I read "intact" plate as "not totally shattered and untied", but Lance has a point.) I betcha he wins the whole game, given (ahem) how this is going.

And Jeff and Kimmi canoodling? Say it isn't so!

Here's the scoop on the Ellipsiiis Brain Trust and their scoops about the show. Oh yeah, sure, let's believe what Burnett says when he claims to not be faking any info this year.

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
More reasons to be proud of Dumbya
I'm restraining myself from posting every time he does something obnoxious and stupid, but (pardon my perhaps inappropriate French) Jesus H. Christ, I cannot BELIEVE he (or more likely, his handlers) picked these fuckers for the committee!!!!

Let's see. We've got the Bishop Bigot, who called Jews ""carnal, selfish...dirty and lowdown and wicked," according to a report in the Cleveland Plain Dealer. His sermon, which was broadcast over the radio, also said Jews had mistreated others through the years and "God allowed Hitler to rise up and make you all suffer." Although he added "Hitler was wrong," Ellis went on to criticize Jews and Muslims for not recognizing Jesus Christ as the son of God." Oh yes, and also bitched out those joining Islam.

And there's the Reverend Gay Hater, who thinks there's a homosexual conspiracy and invasion going on. Brilliant! And so original too!

And don't forget the Reverend I Hate Everybody, who "offended virtually every ethnic group in America."

Did I mention that there's only one Jewish guy and NO other "minority faith traditions" (huh? They're a majority somewhere else) represented at all?

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
The Cosmo Quiz

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
"Windy" is a flying robot?
It surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
The torture of having a job most anyone can do.
As well as why asking your friends for ideas is a (you guessed it) bad idea.

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Will Leitch, Internet Semi-Celebrity.
Oooh, a semi-celebrity! Wowee!
Surprisingly, he's pretty cute. Rather a cross between Hugh Grant and me (though yes, that does sound um, quite mental of me to come up with). Too bad reading his column gives you a billion reasons to not date him. Then again, I'm sure I'd do the same thing if I was let unleashed with a column like that.

I am amused, however, by his hate mail. I swear, the guy that writes it sounds like he adores him in some way. Some sick way.
"Mr. Hopkins -
I am sad to report, sir, that you will have to find another daily 1 p.m.activity. Thanks to the Inside-Brill's merger - not, I'm told, because of my gross incompetence - The All-Star Newspaper will be exhale for the last time on Friday. I want you to know that I have greatly enjoyed this correspondence and wish you the best of luck in all of your endeavors. You only have two days left, so you better wrap up.
Best,
Will Leitch

Dear Mr. Leitch:
Your note of yesterday caught me unawares. I must say that this is a most unsatisfactory development, and that I am very sorry to hear that you will be taking leave of us. I had enjoyed very much pointing out your inadequacies, and am at a great loss for how to spend the three minutes daily I formerly spent reading your prattle, digesting it, and spitting it back in your face. Anyway, here's to hoping you are able to hornswoggle another male editor into believing in your worthiness - I won't speculate on what devices you'll likely use toward that end. I would like very much to see you in position at least as dignified where I can harass, hassle, flay, castigate, cudgel, and wallop you, to say nothing of reminding you of the diminutiveness of your external genitalia. Until I learn of where it is you have landed, I will deliver my daily wheelbarrow's load of opprobrium to your overlord, Steve Brill. Going out with a bang by misspelling "siege," aren't we? Good to see you haven't lost it in the face of a demoralizing layoff.
Best of luck to you, you pig-fucking simpleton!
- Daniel Hopkins"

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Guess what celebrity said this about goals for his character?
"I want him to be a sculptor. I can make bowls--you know, do the wheely thing. And wear a lot of sexy white T-shirts. I would like for him to not talk for a while and just do sign language, but he's signing with, say, a Scottish accent. People think that might be easy, but signing in a Scottish accent while molding clay--that's pretty tough."

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Yup, it's my birthday
And not much has happened on it, has there? Oh well, at least stuff like Columbine and the Murrah bombing and Hitler's birthday just miss mine.

My school horoscope is pretty complimentary, not that I necessarily think this stuff is going to happen:

"This is your time of the year to make your dreams come true. Your greatest lesson in life is to learn to let go. Learn not to be stubborn with unimportant matters, so when you take a stand it will mean something. Otherwise you look petty; which you're not. Love is highlighted at this time."

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
My column on model behavior...
(specifically, fashion show model behavior) can be found here.