little ms. "sweet and innocent."
Now without pictures because Tripod has started to be jerks about it.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Behind The Music That Sucks
Amusing parodies of various rock stars. My favorite tidbits are Puffy being on Different Strokes and going "cha-ching!", everyone hiding their coke from Barbra, scary-ass Fiona, and Tom Jones fucking sheep and having a battleship in his pants.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Being Wil Wheaton
Cute story about how one couple follows his career.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Demon Bride Magazine
(You know someone had to come up with this one after Anya's been reading these things constantly... Check the mixed marriages bit out.)
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Yay, they got rid of The Chamber.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
26 Rules for being a Good Republican
It's all about being a hypocrite, basically.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Which John Cusack Character Are You?
I'm Rob Gordon. Drat, and I was so hoping for Lloyd Dobler. (Oh well, guess it could be worse and I could be shoot-'em-up Martin Blank. Or God forbid, Lane.)
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Which Buffy baddie are you?
I'm Glory. I guess that makes sense, given how we both dress and the whole mental thing. And how I'm annoying ;)
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
A glove that can translate American Sign Language into text.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Creative folks are likely to have mental issues.
Depressive or manic-depressive, most likely. Man, is that depressing (yes, the irony). Note to self: quit doing art projects.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Good grades and perfect SAT's may no longer get you into your favorite college
Reading this made me glad I went to a state university.
What really puzzles me about this one is the mention of a student who had mediocre SAT scores- and NO books in their home- getting into some ritzy school because the screeners somehow adored that. The HELL?!?
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Please Puff Daddy Ruin This Song Too
Ah, somebody else who can't stand him.
He and his everlovin' J. Ho were avoiding the hell out of each other.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Raise awareness for the plight of the fabricated American!
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Female artists you probably never heard of.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Pretty Ugly Girls in Hollywood
All you need is a ponytail.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Use your butt like a magic wand!
(It's a predate confidence generator.) To find where that remark is, hit General Encouragement #1.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Did you know we already had National Sanctity of Life Day?
*blech*
Fetuses allowed unborn child status. Oh lord. Why can't he just go back to dealing with the war shit and stay away from women's bodies?
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Survivor 4 Spoilers
How they really pick the 50 most beautiful people.
I was right- Ethan’s not much of a vegetarian.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Killer Breasts Of Doom!
(Not real, but I just don't care. It's funny.)
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
This scares me.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
The Bunny Rules
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
A week later after St. Pete announces taking over Ironminds, they fold.
That is just sad.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Matthew Perry too drugged up to remember knocking up Liz Hurley
Also known as "Gee, isn't THIS rumor sad and pathetic?"
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Meg Ryan as a porn queen. I'm still shaking my head.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Which Greek Goddess Are You?
To no surprise whatsoever, I found that I was Aphrodite.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
No more dieting articles in YM. Yay Christina!
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Kid gets charged for possession of drug paraphenalia, which isn't even a crime.
The freakiest part is the judge's comment afterwards. Ouch.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Prince William stood up Britney! Ha ha!
Honey, here's one lesson in life you gotta learn: Do NOT make a big ol' stink about your virginity, because once it's gone... You made it not private, what else do you expect?
The Mystery of Britney's Breasts. How she goes form a to b to c to d to c to b to a to d, or something like that.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
I never thought I'd be giving an orang-utan a hand job every morning. And he expects to be kissed first.
The world's grossest, most depressing, and outright squicky job.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Two women making a baby? It could happen.
There's also the possibility of an artificial womb.
Men with contaminants in their bodies are more likely to father boys. (Let's hope China doesn't get wind of this.)
A stem cell has been found in adults that can turn into every single tissue in the body. Woo hoo!
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Spike thinks about breakfast during sex scenes.
Angel spoilers.
Buffy spoilers, plus Marti Noxon demonstrates that she has no idea continuity-wise about her show. This frightens me.
Hah! I can’t believe somebody did this! (Note: You’ll only get this if you saw the "Provider" episode of Angel.)
An intellectual article on Buffy.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Drat, and I was so looking forward to a movie about a Goldmember
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
God, this is just sad.
Sometimes gaming goes Too Far.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Ashcroft's fear of nipples
You knew this one had to come up sometime: Patriotic Republicans Unctuously Dressing Erotic Statues.
He also thinks calico cats are a sign of the devil.
American Patriot Registration: Be sure to read the pulldown menus such as political affiliation, have you been convicted of a crime, and Fox News.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Will newspapers survive?
I knew it was time to get out of the biz... And this makes me glad I never applied to journalism school.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Why women REALLY date jerks is...
they knew them as a nice guy in another life. Uh-huh.
The Pet Psychic.
The Psychic Barber.
Star Struck. I read this article in Life magazine ages ago and thought it was really cool. It somehow manages to combine true believer to disillusionment. Now it’s online, complete with the amazing photoillustrations.
How well do the Boston psychics do? Even comes with a handy scorecard!
An article on intuition.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
It's not every day your work is compared to human waste
A.k.a. the recap of Dave Barry's trip to North Dakota. A week late or so, alas.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Leave a message for MIT students to read while they’re in the can.
Nope, this is not a joke, and I’m surprised that my ex (who also had a computer in his bathroom) never came up with this.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Would you want to live here?
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Lesbian goes straight so she can get money from rich dad, marry rich straight boy.
(Onion.)
(Not Onion:)
Knowledgeable student loses job in popularity contest.
A George Hamilton makeover gets recent college graduate a fatass job.
Australia gets drunk and moves itself to North Atlantic.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Of course, I'm Daria
She will be missed.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
500 women and 2 men sign up for Valentine singles event, event canceled.
Oh, that's just sad. Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
People are attracted to opposite-sex versions of themselves.
You know what, I can't even imagine what a guy version of me would look like. I somehow don't think I'd find it cute, though.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Sexual fantasies explained by your childhood.
Huh. Who knew?
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
A million dollar ransom for a kidnapped hamster
Man, and I thought it was bad when people used to kidnap my seventh grade English teacher's rubber chicken. (Don't ask.)
Look, a car that runs on hamster power!
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Governor marries way younger staff member who got a lot of raises.
Suspicious much? Moi?
Here's a really suspicious marriage.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Evil Wil Wheaton Dot Net
Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Jame Gumb's Amazon Wish List
