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U-Haul Enhanced Supergraphics Page
Ever wanted to see the complete catalog of all those crazy graphics on the side of the U-Hauls representing each state and province? Here's the new line of 'supernatural supergraphics'. The best thing about this is the disclaimer on the Michigan 'Giant Fungus' page - "U-Haul International, Inc. does not recommend nor suggest that any person, without proper
experience and education, should collect, identify or consume any type of wild mushroom or
fungus based on the information provided on this website. The information on this website is
listed purely for entertainment and general purpose and is not to instruct on the proper
gathering and/or consumption of mushrooms."
Roadside Peek's Roadside Tiki
The best drive-by sightings in all of pupu platterdom!
Large Canadian Roadside Attractions
Um, pretty much what the title says it is...
Moonbeam Ontario - Alien Launching Pad?
After checking out the Canadian Roadside Attractions, I thought I'd try to find out more about Moonbeam Ontario. Which led me to this webpage, of a fellow who beleives that god directed him to Moonbeam, and that he was asked by god to pass two 'tests', and that somehow the aliens will be landing or leaving Moonbeam in their craft. It's a little vague, but maybe you can make more sense of his theories - click on the map for a close up of his notes, and click on 'Moonbeam information' too.
Name Stereotype Quiz
This is very cool - find out what total strangers think of your name. Mind you, if your name is Eustace Snigglebottom, you probably can take a good guess and don't need this little tool, but for the rest of us narcissists, it's fascinating! Sadly, I found out that basically people think my real name belongs to someone who is old, wrinkled, and unlikely to see any action this milennium.
Ice Hotel Canada
Any you thought those crazy Swedes had all the fun! (Or was it the Finnish? or Norwegians?). Anyway, here's a page about the new Ice Hotel currently being completed near Quebec City. I think I might just go and spend the night! It's about as far as you can get from a tiki bar, but still the same, in a 'themed outing' sort of way.
Mystery Crackers
Oh my god, I just realised that some people who don't know me might have insinuated from my last entry that I actually LIKE those New Age jokes and put them up cause I thought they were real knee slappers. So I went and immediately found the most Un-new-age thing I could find and put it up here right away. What is it, you ask? Why, a recipe for mystery crackers, of course! What are mystery crackers? Well, click and find out! Solve the mystery! Cracker!
New Age Jokes
Proof that just about everyone has some lame jokes collected for their personal interest. I really don't even think this was worth linking, but I'm just making up for lost time. Padding the page. Dumpin some fluff. Buttering some bread. Y'know.
mary chen
Rock it Mary! I just visited (re-visited) Mary's website and from there I realised she had linked this page, which made me feel like a dope since I haven't updated it in about a year or something horrible. So here I am, updating it!
Project Puffer
I was looking for pictures of pufferfish for reference as I am designing a new logo for tikifish... and I found this site. Cool!
Free Fonts From Dave Bastian
Some pretty nifty fonts here. Go gittim.
Fishstick becomes TIKIFISH
Respect for the new URL! The main fishstick page has moved. Please make a note of this! Or else you wont get all the new fresh tiki updates that I just put there!
Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device
Alex Chiu is one of the great undiscovered geniuses of the twenty first century. If you can come up with a better invention than his eternal life device, he will owe you one million dollars! Also, he has PROOF that the eternal life device works - photos of himself at parties and stuff actually looking younger, although he is getting older! Amazing!
Naked Librarians
Oh! I am so bad, I haven't updated this page in SO long! But I was busy doing new stuff for my big bad fishstick webpage you see. Chasing down Tiki bars all over Michigan, moving to a new URL, all that. Anyway, to placate you, here are some naked librarians!
Exotica FAQ and Mailing List
I just signed up for the Exotica mailing list! As if you care.
Exotica FAQ and Mailing List
I just signed up for the Exotica mailing list! As if you care.
Haku's Hawaiian Record Collection
Actually, Haku told me this is only one-fifth of his record collection, and boy am I jealous! You see, I only started collecting last month, so my collection is only a paltry twenty or so LPs. Well I guess the fact that he lives in San Francisco (gateway to Hawaii) and I live in the frozen north (gateway to Tim Horton's) doesn't help my situation much. Sigh.
Get The Picture
The game that has me hopelessly addicted! Unfortunately it only works on Windows, but that hasn-t stopped me - I just barge into other peoples offices after hours and take over.
Its an online game where you make up smart ass captions for stock photos, and then people vote on them, and you vote for other people, and its totally hilarious and CRAZY! You must play! you must! I have been known to appear under various aliases, so you never know where you might find me! I could be there right now!
The Tiki Bar Review Pages
The Tiki Lover's Roadtrip Bible: A list of remaining Tiki bars in North America, and their locations. A painstaking project, to be sure, but when it's tiki we're talkin', there's no such thing as overboard as far as I'm concerned. This is the page that first brought the lovely Kahiki to my attention (read all about my recent pilgrimage there on Fishstick!).
Robotmind
My boyfriend, the low-budget movie star! Yes he is the angry looking fellow with the fresh bandanna! Hey, speaking of which, isn't it time for headbands to make a comeback? Like those stretchy terrycloth striped ones that people used to wear when they jogged, or sometimes just for show?
Bo-Fish Bowling News: The Positive Source for Bowling Worldwide
I thought it would be appropriate to put a bowling link, as I am off to go bowling at the Bathurst Bowl tonight. Wish you all could be there, but since you can't, here is some positive bowling news to think about:"Recent Surveys Portray Bowling's Growth as Stable" and "Festival of Bowling is a Family Affair" should be especially entertaining. Not that I'm going to read them myself - I've got a date with a ball and some pins, dahlinks. Toodles.
Jaded
Whatever happened to Tina Yothers (Jennifer from Family Ties)? Well, apparently she thinks she's Gwen Stefani now.Shes got a rockin rock band that plays rock and roll kinda places in L.A. They look likea bunch of wankers if you ask me. Then again, I really should be nice. I bet I look like a wanker too half the time. But I have to say it, please I have to please oh please "WOMAN! WHAT YOU DONE TO YO HAIR?".
Dom DeLuise's Outrageous Yum Yum Cake
How could you not love this?
Gross and Disgusting Things Under the Sea
Did you know that sea sponges smell so gross no creature will eat them? (Except maybe Dom Deluise?) And that the iridescence in your lipstick is made from fish scales?
Meet Mary Forrest
I just think that this is a nice website. Go Mary! Mary also knows about Tekton abuse. Tekton is a font. It's a lame font. It's a lame overused font. It's a lame overused font with free lameness at no additional charge.
The Girl From Ipanema
This is a list of how many people have actually made a recording of "The Girl From Ipanema". It's astounding. I bet not this many people have even recorded "Hey Jude" or something! Anyway, I link this less for it's Ipanemaness than tha fact that it's part of the Space Age Pop website that rocks me, Amadeus. I have been combing this fine chilly-willy city of mine for old Hawaiiana records. Why, just yesterday, at the Buck-a-Pound store (whose name has been changed to the BUY-the-Pound store since they upped it to two bucks a pound, talk about inflation, but I digress) I bought "Rhythm of the Islands" by The Kilima Hawaiians. For fifty cents! And you know what? I now have a record player to play it on too! OK, I dont have it yet, but my mom said she had 2, so I'm sure she'd let me borrow one. Moms are nice that way.
Ling Ling Restaurant Review
Her name is Jeanne SQUELCH. And she is a restaurant reviewer from BUFFALO. Who posts her PICTURE. Righteous! Squelch zigs when all others zag! Well at least Mrs. Squelch ordered the pu-pu platter, which is hot hot hot these days, I mean it. Pu-pu is where it's at. Squelch knows. Do you? Okay well maybe this link isn't so interesting. But I was looking for pu pu platters. Vegetarian pu pu platter recipes to be exact. Yes, this is what my sorry life has come to.
Menstrual Humour at the Museum of Menstruation
Pretty much self explanatory, that title is! Just a way to while away the days when your Aunt Flo is in town.
Free Stuff For Canadians
Admit it, you're cheap! And so am I! Why, just today I got a nice package of 'Heritage Paint Chips' in the mail! Okay, so I'll never paint my livingroom 'Mennonite Blue', but it's fun to get big stupid useless packages in the mail, isn't it? I also scored free lipstick and shampoo, and, uh, lots of other stuff that's in the mail as we speak! In fact, this may be my new hobby! Forget tiki bars and depression glass, I'm gonna be a freebie addict!
The Critiquarium: Reviews
The starting point for your bitchin' exotica vinyl collection!
Lily's Asian Nation
Lotsa soopafresh asian humour and the only animated gif I ever loved. Wakka wakka!
What is Exotica?
Just a little primer to let you know what's spinnin' down fishstick way.
Tiki Style
Cause you know it's too fresh.
Ghost Towns of Ontario
Hey, who doesnt like a ghost town? This website is chock full of descriptions and directions to ghost towns in Ontario, plus links to lots of US ghost towns too! Fuck those Blair Witch fuckers - grab your handycam, get a rent-a-wreck, and make your own movie! You know, I actually found a ghost town in Ontario thats not on this page. Ive got photos too. It's called Rockingham. Have you been there? It's near Barry's Bay or something. That's in Ontario, for my foreign readers, BTW. Maybe I'll write something about it on my fishstick site! One day. Sigh.
Iron Chef English
Bwaha hah aha!!!!! Actually, none of this Iron Chef nonsense is funny if you haven't seen the show. I'm sorry, I'll stop now.
You Know You Watch Too Much Iron Chef When...
Just another spear in my battle to turn the world on to the magic of Iron Chef...
Fishstick's Dream Diary
Here is my OTHER webpage thingy, and it's a dream diary. That's really not that interesting I know, but I have really long and weird dreams. And I feel the need to write them down. Lump it!
Fishstick!
OK, Im putting a link to my bodacious and superfresh webpage here AGAIN because its now buried in the older links (yes, that little clickable button to the left). And I just want to make sure that you know that when in town, you must go to the superfresh fishstick show. The original site. The site that will show you the light! Ok, that was dumb, sorry!
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